Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Every Detail Made it Worse!!

Episode Date: October 3, 2026

Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee are back with another Ask, Tell, Confess mashup, and y’all really know how to make them question humanity.The girls get into a messy pregnancy confession with a major patern...ity problem, family secrets exposed by DNA tests, and some truly horrifying stories from the food industry. Then things get even weirder with a boyfriend caught in the LAST place you’d expect, a listener accidentally watching her neighbors get it on, and a restaurant employee catching her boss doing something very inappropriate on the clock.Plus, Bunnie’s latest farm adventure involves Crunch’s castration and Monica volunteering for a job nobody else wanted. Add in a Coke bottle mishap, 1,000 crickets unleashed on a cheating ex, and a garage full of cow sperm.Just another perfectly normal Ask, Tell, Confess.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

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Starting point is 00:01:35 And I'll be okay. Well, I'm not big. Oh, I'm so crazy. Hello, guys. How are you? I flared by not. Chotch, you got one of the shoot, buddy. Hey, you were mad at me earlier?
Starting point is 00:01:54 Yeah. You got one in the shoot, honey. You got one. He said, you were fluffy on me. I'm fluffing on you. All right. Who's ready to kick it off? Okay, I got one.
Starting point is 00:02:05 This is from Ari. it's a confession and an ask. Me and my soon-to-be husband. We went separated before committing at the end of last year. I may or may not have seen an ex in that time, but I'm now pregnant. I've only let my man come close to the possibility. The timing is so scary, but I'm positive. It's my now fiancé is just a scary thought.
Starting point is 00:02:28 How do you tell your future husband when you weren't together you were with someone else around conception? That's rough. That's not something I would ever want to sit them down. Yeah. I feel like you're, first off, you need to do that now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Let's not wait till any closer. That's rough. You're going to have to get a comment. I don't have anything nice to say, so I'm not going to say anything at all. And I'm not judging. I just feel like when it comes to babies and like being pregnant, you don't ever lead somebody on because that is fucking,
Starting point is 00:03:07 One, it's life changing to be able to have a baby. Yes. And two, to make somebody believe that a child is not theirs, I think is probably one of these scummiest things you could do to somebody. Yes. So if she's really asking for help, it's a she, right? Yes. Okay. So if she's really asking for help, then you need to come clean and be honest.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Now. Now. Like, do not wait another second. I mean, it's still going to break his heart. Whoever the daddy isn't, it's still going to break his heart. But I would sit him now and talk to him and then definitely get a paternity test. for sure. And you never know.
Starting point is 00:03:39 It could be his, but at least the truth is out. And you don't want that to happen later on. You're going to have that guilt with you for a year. I just wish women, like, what if men did that to women? Like, you know, like in just a fake world, what if men could have children and were leading women on to believe that babies were theirs? Like, that's just fucked up. And I'm, listen, I'm girl power all the way, but that is just a fucked up situation.
Starting point is 00:04:04 With all this new, like, DNA testing and stuff. stuff the amount of families I've personally witnessed be ripped apart because of it. And it's like, yeah, I mean. You don't want that baby being born into chaos too. You're just literally passing around generational trauma to your child when you could break it before they're even born. Well, also like health problems. Like later on down the line, he could think, you know, like I'm fine and healthy if this
Starting point is 00:04:26 guy's healthy, but it's not really his dad. So like, you know. Yep. Exactly. That's so sad. Like the parents that wait until fucking kids get DNA tests on like my anstress. Ancestry and they find out that the parents aren't there. To a friend of mine, she found out that her two older sisters are her mom and dads.
Starting point is 00:04:44 And apparently the mom cheated later on. So she's the baby of the family. Yeah. I wasn't her dad. And she didn't find out until we were in our late 20s. So wrong. My dad didn't think I was his. He made me do fucking Ancestry.com.
Starting point is 00:04:57 He's the one who made me get on it. No. Carter came to fucking Nashville and made me get on, it made me do a DNA testing with him. not know this. Yes. And I did not know this either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Oh my God. I didn't tell you guys. But that's when he found out like all his history too, right? Yeah. Okay. So he made me and I think he made my little sister do it too. I'm not positive, but he for sure made me do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:22 How can you deny that you were literally your father? Oh, I know. You and your mom, like when I was finally able to like, you know, spend time with you and your mom together and then you and your dad together, it's crazy to me how DNA actually works. There are things because it's like you don't spend a lot of time. Like you're not super close with your parents at the time. And like they are, you know, coming into your life and you're like, you haven't been in your mom's life.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Yeah. And you do things that are so similar. Just like her. Yeah. All right. Oh, I have a few. I worked in the food industry for 12 years. At a restaurant in Texas in 2007-ish, I walked in on my boss banging multiple different servers,
Starting point is 00:06:02 sometimes at the same time. He was called the server slayer. He was our boss, but his mommy and daddy owned the place. No, I never went near that. I was also 15 through 17. I worked as the hostess. But I also worked at Burger King in 2011, and I walked in on a manager's banging one of the cooks. Her, the manager's nudes later got leaked through the whole team, and she was given an
Starting point is 00:06:27 unfortunate nickname having to do with Arby's. I have witnessed cooks doing lines off the counters and wiping it down with a wet rag and then cooking on it. I could keep going, but I'll end it there. What about fast food makes people so horny? Everybody's fucking horny. Crazy, right? I don't get it. Yeah. The amount of sex that happens in restaurants is baffling to me. It's probably because you're just stuck working together with these people all night long and everybody just gets a little fucking horn dog. It's like they're slapping meats in every different direction, man. I mean, it's kind of hot. I don't mind the sex stories. Like, I think that's hot. I think
Starting point is 00:07:03 that's hot. It's the fucking like drugs and the fucking with people's food that I'm like, bro, this is fucking weird. Even down to the scissors sisters in the freezer the last episode, like rub it out, get one in. You know what I'm saying? But don't fuck with people's food, dude. I mean, I guess I would probably take sexual acts over like my food being spitting. Or a fly or if I get a fly story was crazy. Or heroin? Yeah, the scabs. Bro, and then cooks doing lines on the counter and wiping it off. Bro, nowadays, and I guess that was an older story, but like imagine nowadays, like a little with fentanyl it takes to that could. I feel like there's so many cameras nowadays though that maybe this has gotten better.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I don't know. Maybe. Because a lot of these stories aren't recent. Yeah, that's true. You know, okay, so I got one that's not so recent. Okay. It was a gruesome discovery off a dirt road in Georgia. Hunters had found a body.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Was it immediately clear to you that this woman had been murdered? Yes. But who was this mystery woman in the woods? That looks like Mindy. I'm Aaron Moriarty, and from 48 hours, this is the woman in the woods. I have never wanted to be wrong like this in my whole entire life. Follow and listen to the woman in the woods wherever you get your podcast. So many years ago when I was a teenager going through nursing school to supplement my income,
Starting point is 00:08:41 I worked at Waffle House. The big dub. I really love Waffle House, guys. I don't. It's so dirty. I would expect shit to go down at Waffle House. You know, there was a lot of things out of this story I expected. This wasn't one of them.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Oh, Lord. So while she was working at Waffle House at nights and on weekends, during my training, an old lady that had long curved fingernails and was a smoker when you could smoke inside of the Waffle houses. Do you guys remember that? No. Oh, okay. So when we first came here, they would ask you if you wanted smoking or not smoking, but it's the same building. So it's either you're sitting by the smokers or on the other side. It was crazy. That was the biggest trip when I moved to Tennessee was whether you wanted to. If you sit on the other side, like the smoke doesn't travel. Exactly. If we would walk in there like, you want smoking or non-smoking and you're like,
Starting point is 00:09:36 I guess non-smoking, but like, that's just a haze. Dude, I grew up in Vegas and casinos. Yeah, everybody used to smoke in the casino. They still do. Yeah, they do. I hate it. Uh, so she had these long curved fingernails and she was a smoker when you could smoke inside Waffle House still. While smoking a cigarette hanging, while smoking had a cigarette hanging out of her mouth with ashes a mile long. It would, and during that time, she was teaching me how to stir the orange juice with her arm when you couldn't find a clean spoon. I need an example. She said, she just stick her hand down in the orange juice and stir when there were no clean spoons available. Ew.
Starting point is 00:10:30 You're just raw dogging these nasty nails and cigarette. She said she used to wait for the ashes to drop into the food that she was preparing. Bro. I'm not, I'm kind of not surprised though. Waffle House is like, they don't have a reputation for being clean. I mean, you go to Waffle House when you want some sloppy, fucking dirty food. Yeah, that's true. I climbed on the counter in Waffle House.
Starting point is 00:10:56 You did. You did. recently too. That wasn't very long ago. Nobody cared. But imagine the gunk under fingernails and you're just sticking your hand down and mixing up the OJ? I stopped getting my nails done because when I would pet the cows, I would get so much dirt under my nails and it drove me crazy.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Even now with my natural nails, I've got a little scrubber by my sink and I scrub under my fingernails because I'm so scared of like going and touching stuff later. I couldn't believe what I just fucking read. So we are going to kick it off with a tell. This is from Meredith. She said one time I was on vacation with my boyfriend. We were 19 at the time. We were all drinking and partying at his dad and stepmom's house. It got late. So I went to go to our room where we were staying in and I was laying in bed but ass naked waiting for him to come in the room. He was helping his stepmom get to her bed. But when it was 45 minutes later, I walked down the hall to her room and found him. He was him fucking her doggy style on the floor. She wasn't even a hot stepmom. She was in like her 60s with missing teeth. His dad was at work. I was in North Carolina and I lived in Kentucky. This is in MapQuest days before iPhones. Drove to a gas station to call my dad and fly down to drive home with me. What the fuck? It's definitely not the first time. No. This is a standing relationship. For sure. You got a
Starting point is 00:12:28 hot ass fucking bitch in your bed and you're banging fucking ruthless toothless like come on dude what are you what are you doing that dude had a fetish that's a fetish oh my god no is she didn't she was 19 and the fucking stepmom was 60 you guys remember back in the day the craigslist like confessions my favorite i read one of them similar to this one and it was like how they hate that lusted for each other and they communicated through Craigslist. Oh my gosh. I know you're going to read this and like last night was so much fun.
Starting point is 00:13:07 And it was all about being the stepmom and the, dude, bring back the fucking Craigslist confessions. We are the Craigslist confessions. We got to go out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Craigslist got shut down.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Misch connections and like all of that kind of stuff was the best thing on the internet. So you guys remember that one Craigslist story that went viral. It was fucking some dude who was in the loaf breadloaf eyes. and some girl farted when she walked by him. And he's like, you farted in the aisle next to the bread. And I can't get you out of my mind. And like, it went by. Yeah, I'm looking for you if you were at this store at this time.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Like, do you remember? Were you not old enough for this? No, I don't think she was on my space. It's so crazy because you guys are so close in age. Wait, did you say you've never had a mice? She didn't have a MiceSpace. How? You guys are only two years apart, right?
Starting point is 00:13:55 Three years apart. Three years apart. What the, Well, if you think about it, like if I was 13, she would have been 10. So I'm already like a, like, when you think about that age younger, it's different. I feel like. Three years? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Monica's three years younger than me. And we know all the same shit. No. It's like a split between millennial and Gen Z like right. Yeah, we're right there. We're two different. Like she likes Justin Bieber. Like she grew up with him.
Starting point is 00:14:22 I do got to say Justin Bieber's new song, Daisies is fire. I'm over there like, yeah. Yeah. She did let me listen to Daisy's history. It is good. But I was never, I'm not adjusting. I was like, I was like,
Starting point is 00:14:32 I was like, in sync. Yeah. Yeah. We are two different. New kids on the block. Yeah. Very different generation.
Starting point is 00:14:39 I had a Facebook. I got a Facebook when I was 13. Oh. But also like I grew up in like the country. So like there's like no internet. That's why you're obsessed with the Amish. Could be. We had a lot of men tonight around us.
Starting point is 00:14:54 But we had like one computer at my grandma's house. And like, we really only... The community computer? What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, my God. So Crunch started hump and shit. And he would like mount chairs.
Starting point is 00:15:10 And like he was in love with this one chair. He would not. This one chair. He would walk up to it and like rub his head on it and lick it and rub his head on it. And then he'd fucking put both paws up and just get it, dude, right? And was just hump in this chair. And I mean, he would shoot loads across the pergola. Excuse me?
Starting point is 00:15:31 Oh, yeah, no, it got... A clam would come out. Yeah, it got really bad. His little crab meat would hang out. It was bad. Oh, it's disgusting. And so Dr. Pack was like, we have to castrate him. And I'm like, okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:15:43 You can come knock him out, saw his balls off and let's go. He goes, no. He's like, he's a full-grown bull. He's like, I have to bind his balls. Number one ball saw? Yeah. They have to fall off naturally. And I was like, oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:15:57 okay. He's like, so it should have probably take a month at least. And I'm like, okay, that sounds fucking terrible, but fine. Well, it's been two. And his balls have not fallen off. They literally fucking shriveled up like a leather satchel and just fucking just stiff, just hanging in the back back there, right? So I text Dr. Pack and I'm like, dude, what do we do? Like his shit's not falling off. He's like, I don't know. It's been a long time. He's like, you need to go give it a yank. And I was like, fuck no. I'm like, there's no fucking way that I can. can fucking yank these balls off that cow. First of all, I love him. Secondly, I don't want to hurt him. Thirdly, I will barf. I fucking haven't even been able to eat meat since I've fucking had to
Starting point is 00:16:37 deal with this yesterday, right? I could literally see her out there just going to grab it and just being like, oh no, I can't. I'm blah. I'll throw up. So anyways, fucking, I'm like, I text Mo and Scott and I'm like, I text in the text message from Dr. Pack. I'm like, somebody's got to rip his balls off. Monica's like, I'll do it. I'm like, you fucking weirdo. So she goes out there and Dr. Pack tells her to twist the balls, right? So she goes out there. We have this all in film. She hasn't posted it yet.
Starting point is 00:17:03 So she fucking twists the balls as much as she can. They still don't pop off, right? So she text Dr. Pack and she goes, what do I have to do? And he goes, just give it a little yank. So she fucking tugs on it and they fucking come off, dude. And literally she brings them to the door and she's like, do you want to see your son's balls?
Starting point is 00:17:20 And like, she's holding balls in her hand. And I'm just like, I can't deal with it. It was a lot. That's, this is how having a farm is going for me. Okay. I'm having a whole bunch of firsts and it's been insane. You still have the balls? Where are the balls?
Starting point is 00:17:37 No, no. She threw him in the fucking forest. I'm like, why? So a fucking animal can get a taste of crunch and go look for him. Kind of what taste of crunch? What of a fucking coyote is like, hmm, delicious. And it's like, and goes and fucking. And goes and fucking.
Starting point is 00:17:57 seeks out fucking crunch. What if you just see like a hawk flying by? Literally just balls. Like those truckers to have the balls on the back of their thing. Yeah. Like, bro, I'm just like, why would you do that? Why would you not throw it away? She's like, we'll get maggots.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I'm like, I'd rather that than fucking a pack of wolves come looking for my cow. This is a confess from Megan. Confession. Last night, I was awake and needed to hit my inhaler. I have severe asthma. What? Doing so, I have my windows open because it's nice at night and fresh air helps with sleep. My neighbor's window in the bathroom is wide open.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Lights on, both naked, and they were having sex on the toilet. I saw everything, pancake ass and micro penis. I would kind of hit in the dark because sex on the toilet while someone is using it was just too weird and absolutely disturbing. I could not stop watching and it's going to haunt me for a while. Excuse me? I don't think they were using it. they were just sitting on it. Yeah, I think they were just caught up in the heat of the moment and, you know, sitting on the toilet having sex. Yeah. I hope. They probably just left the toilet
Starting point is 00:19:05 open these days. Because I mean, if you sit on a toilet when it's closed, it like kind of slides. Yeah. Probably was like, no, I'm going to get more anchorage. Yeah. With it open. It could have been shitting. The dude, yeah. They could have had a thing. God, pancake ass and micro penis. What the vision? No. Why can't I ever get blessed to have some visual like that? she's she's so creepy she'd just be like i'd be like i'd be like woo i'd be rooting them on and shit she'd be like yeah yeah yeah yeah i'd remind you the time that i was in new york were you with us when we were in new york and the fucking people were banging next to me in the room next to me and it was like non-stop i couldn't sleep because they were literally fucking all night long
Starting point is 00:19:50 was that the one where i could see into the people's apartment across from me no there was another one i don't know if you guys were on that fucking run with us but Man, we were in New York doing something. No, I was. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That was, yes, we were in New York and we were at like the end of a hallway. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:05 And those people next to you literally banged it out all night. They were on drugs. You could hear on fucking snorting rails. But I couldn't see anything so it wasn't fun. No. I had to just listen to it. You know, like God, at least leave a door open at this point. I feel like we're friends.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Yes. I remember them. Yeah. I mean, they were fucking, they were on a bender and they were fucking all night. All right. I mean, I literally. I held the phone up and recorded it and she's just getting railed against a wall in a shower, fucking on the bed. And I'm talking like from like 10 o'clock at night until 9 o'clock the next morning.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Yeah. We don't do early flights and that happened to be the one we needed an early flight for. And like I went up to go like grab her out of her room and she was like, son of a bitch. I was so mad. I was like, bro, I am all four people fucking. I would fucking call at the front desk. I don't want to shut up. I didn't want to fucking ruin a good time, you know.
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Starting point is 00:21:56 Hello, girls. I guess a question on what to do. There is my boss I work with, basically. He's older like 50 and jacking off in our bathroom at work. It's bad enough. He does not help and leave everything to me. I work in a restaurant. But what do I do about this guy?
Starting point is 00:22:25 Like, I get, guys have needs, but this man literally watches girls across the street at the bank, and he'll disappear in the bathroom for 10 to 15 minutes while I'm getting swamped with orders myself. So I'm not trying to make anybody lose their job. Like, does either any of you guys have any advice on what to do about this situation? Thanks. Love you, girls. Have a great day. someone is for sure eating cock meat sandwiches wherever they're working at for sure
Starting point is 00:23:01 keep it together right now okay there's so many things that are wrong with this i don't like it it's a food place i could understand if it was like a library or something but anywhere listen i get it you know people rub them out in some weird places and some people have that kink cool If there's food, there should not be come ever. That's disgusting. I just feel like he's not washing his hands. That is disgusting. The fucking hair balls.
Starting point is 00:23:29 What if he has gonorrhea? Somebody's getting gonorrhea of the throat. Chlamydia of the eye. Okay, so he's watching the bank girls. God, clemity of the eye. And they're just going and whacking it on shift? I'm sorry. Why is it just the eye?
Starting point is 00:23:51 Did he have a... Did he have his leg up on the sink? Like, how was he doing this? What position do you think? Sitting on the toilet. Where is he finishing? Why is the door unlocked? Where is it going?
Starting point is 00:24:03 Napkin. And that's a public. And I doubt it. Hand. That's a public bathroom. So it's probably, so we can go touch the fries, season the fries.
Starting point is 00:24:11 That's the special sauce. Yeah. Yeah. I can't. Sick, dude. bunch of fucking sickos. Wack off everywhere but fucking food restaurants, okay,
Starting point is 00:24:26 and not anywhere where there's children. Other than that, do what you got to do, man. I get it. That's some sick shit. I'm going to alley up over to you. Haley, go ahead. All right,
Starting point is 00:24:36 Haley. We're giving you the layout. It's funny because the first start of this says, okay, this has nothing to do with food. But when I used to bartend, my coworker was hooking up with this guy. She wanted to feel fresh down there but didn't have a douche.
Starting point is 00:24:50 So she used a plastic Coke bottle Made a vinegar water douch in it Used it But the suction from the bottle Made it get stuck in her vagina She yells it stuck over and over And finally I'm like what the fuck is going on I go in the bathroom
Starting point is 00:25:07 She's laying on the floor Spread Eagle laughing and crying With a Coke bottle sticking straight out of her So to get it out I had to use a knife poke a hole in the bottle Oh And then it came out and she had a great date Oh.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Not right. Listen. I have done a lot of weird shit with my cookie, okay? But douching with a fucking Coke bottle and like, bitches your pussy made a Tethlon? What is fucking happening? If I did that to myself, I would have a raging yeasty, beastie.
Starting point is 00:25:49 There is no fucking way in hell. I'm fucking squash, squash. straight out vinegar in my vagina out of a Coke bottle, dude. And then how did it just went up the hole that easy? Yeah, was it like a, did you say like a two liter or?
Starting point is 00:26:08 Damn. I didn't even think about that. That was my first question. I was like, I didn't even think about that. Or was it a 16 ounce? What was it? The mini-co? Where are we at, guys?
Starting point is 00:26:23 There's the miss. ones now too. Oh, ladies, please, please, please do not do this at home ever.
Starting point is 00:26:31 No. If you're listening to this fucking episode, don't do that. That is so rough. Have your friend go to the freaking store and get a freaking douche.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Or people might come for me if I tell you this, but my mom taught me when I was growing up, she's like, you know, sometimes if you don't feel fresh, she's like, you know that the bedadine
Starting point is 00:26:51 that you get at the store, you put like two drops of that in really hot water. Two drops, girls, nothing fucking major. You shake it up and then you you can douche with that. Your vagina smells amazing. Like it like, I told a lady a long time ago that I had used something like that and she's like, that's straight up fucking iodine in your hoot nanny.
Starting point is 00:27:13 But I used it like off and on my whole life if I ever had like an infection or anything like that. And it fucking works, dude. Aren't you not supposed to put anything up there? because it offs your pH? No, my pH is perfect. This girl bought a thousand live crickets and let them go in her ex's house
Starting point is 00:27:29 after she found out that he cheated. A thousand. You can't find those motherfuckers. I know. I know. And they fucking just sit there with their violins and shit, just fucking going off.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Tiny feet violins? Bro. No. Makes me want to punch people. But crickets are good luck. I would have put roaches. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Not crickets. Crickets are good luck. Yeah. I don't know. A lot of money. Makes me want to punch people hearing crickets. Yeah, unless they're outside. Yeah, if it's a beautiful night, you're late, like sitting out, please.
Starting point is 00:27:59 But if you're trying to go to sleep and they're in the corner just fucking having a banjo time? No, thank you. Makes me literally so angry. I got these new chickens and they're miniature roosters. So when they crow, they sound like kazoes and they start at 5 a.m. And they don't stop till 7. I mean, that's your fucking fault. It is.
Starting point is 00:28:19 You did that to yourself, sister. It is. They're cool looking, but fuck that. Imagine them a little further away from the house. I would be fucking throwing shoes out the window. There's no fucking way, dude. Yeah, we have four of them. Oh, and they all four go off?
Starting point is 00:28:34 So they have like competitions with the bigger ones. Oh, no. So it's like the, one of them will kazoo, and then the large roosters will happen. What do you say, kazoo? What does it sound like? Like an actual kazoo? It sounds like a real kazoo. Like, I don't have it on my face.
Starting point is 00:28:51 phone, but like, find one on YouTube. Okay. Because I've only, isn't it like, ooh, like a kazoo is like a, like a, like that, right? Like that noise.
Starting point is 00:29:04 You did it pretty good. That was, yeah, that was good. Way more spot on. That was great. I watched a lot of cartoons. So we have bantam?
Starting point is 00:29:15 The hell. That sounds like nails on a fucking chalkboard. I hate that. Oh. Why is it getting higher pitched? No. No fucking way. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Your neighbors probably hate you. My neighbors actually love all my animals. Mm-hmm. They tell you that. Fuck that. If my neighbors had fucking shit. No, there's no way. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:29:41 We live in the country, though. I feel like it's expected. You have neighbors. Where's your closest neighbor? Literally. They're old. They can't hear. If I had hearing aids, it's the same one that offered me cow come.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Cow come? Yeah, he's got a garage full of it. Cow come. Yep. Yeah. I've never heard this story. Oh. Continue.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Yeah. Our neighbor came to meet us and he said, hey, I got a bunch of cow sperm in my garage. Is your cow fixed? I said, it's a steer. And he said, darn. I've got a bunch of cow come that I got from a friend. I would like to know how the friend... And I want to know what the cows look like.
Starting point is 00:30:25 I'm just not going to insominate my cow. It's your fucking... No, I need pictures. I need to see the parents. Imagine it's his own. I wasn't... He just really wants to see a cow human. On that note, we're leaving.
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