Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Family Feud & Shart Farts

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

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Welcome back to Ask, Tell, Confess. confess our new this is weekly right it takes we have so much shit that we do that i never know what's bi-weekly weekly um so yeah welcome back to our weekly new segment that we're doing that only patreon members get to ask questions and get answers to or confess or tell or whatever. So anyways, enough rambling. Let's get into it. All right. I'm going to come out the gates hot. Oh boy.

This one is a tell. Okay. So Ashley said, so one time I was really sick and my stomach was rumbling. So I went and stood in a hot shower to try to feel better. I had some serious stomach cramps. the hot water felt really good and I farted a couple times which made me feel better after standing there I put you know I closed my eyes and under the hot shower for a bit then I went ahead and got out and crawled back into my bed to sleep about half an hour later my boyfriend came in chuckling and just to check on me asked if i was mad at him i was confused i said no i'm not mad i just didn't feel good he laughed again and said

oh so you shit on the bathroom walls because you love me what at this point i was even more confused well apparently one of those farts that i trusted was a little bit more than gas i barely had my eyes open the whole time so i didn't even notice i had shattered across the wall how do you not know that how what in the loose booty i couldn't i'm just kidding but like what in the hell i can't. I would love shit to come out of my asshole and me not know that shit is coming out of my asshole. That is so fucking funny. I could just imagine just like freckled walls. You know, he said, Are you mad at me? First of all, if you do shit like that, when you're mad at your significant other, we've got bigger issues.

You shouldn't be shitting anywhere. That is mad at somebody that is horrific oh man that that made me really laugh uh yeah just the other day i went to go change uh cash dude it sharted i was like cash did you shart and he was like maybe i love cash tell him about what he did today. We were rolling. Oh my gosh. I woke up this morning, you guys, and I was teabagged with a pack of gummies. And I just opened one eye and see my three-year-old son holding a pack of gummies. And he just looks at me and goes, open it. I said, fuck no. Go upstairs and find your dad. I am trying to sleep.

I was in such a good slumber too because I had taken magnesium the night before and just pow, right in the face. The fact that he just looked at you and you opened your eye and said, open it. Like that is fucking hilarious. She has no couth. All right.

Yeah, girl, that's crazy that you could shit yourself like that and not know. Yeah, I mean mean i would feel it i mean wouldn't she smell it i mean i guess you were not feeling good maybe she didn't have a sense of smell because she was sick god did she have covid i don't know i mean we're speculating here we really are trying to give you some outs here we're trying to figure it out like how did this happen all right when abigail is um one our Patreons, and she wants advice for someone who's moving to Las Vegas. Do you like living within Las Vegas, or do you like living on the outskirts of Las Vegas from a Vegas native?

How do you feel? Well, we're selling our Vegas house, so we're getting the fuck out. Vegas is not what it used to be. Vegas used to be, like like magical and glittery and just like neon lights and i don't know it was just a different vibe and now it's so corporate and cold if that makes sense but you not being a native you would never know that yeah and vegas is a fun city like vegas is has everything at your fingertips that you could want and ever dream of. Like it is sin city for a reason. Um,

saying that much, I'm an energy person. I try to get as far away from the strip as I possibly can because just like LA downtown Vegas isn't as sinister as downtown LA, but there is still is a dark energy. You know, you have to remember everybody in those casinos is addicted to something, whether they're addicted to drugs, addicted to gambling,

addicted to the nightlife, addicted to hookers. Like there's, it's just addiction and you become a product of your environment if you're that close to it. So you soak up whatever's around you. I feel like it is similar to kind of like Nashvilleashville you know there's beautiful parts of nashville absolutely downtown nashville i could never be a person who lived down there no it's too much too much energy it's a lot you know but okay we were there this past week it was 120 fucking degrees you guys you're gonna have to get used to the heat it was like you know when you open your oven when you're going to have to get used to the heat. It was like, you know, when you open your oven, when you're baking or something like that and you get smacked in the face with that heat wave, that's like how it was every time you opened the door.

Horrific. Yeah. So we went to the lake and we were still hot and dehydrated, you know, and we were surrounded by a fricking body of water. Like it's Vegas is different heat. When I lived in Vegas, we slept until six or seven at night,

wake up, take a shower get ready at nine or ten and head out of the house at 10 30 and go all night long that was like my daytime and then come back and fall asleep at five or six in the morning and do it all over again yeah it's wild it's a different life it is yeah and Krista just moved there and I asked her I was like how are you adjusting to the heat and she said it took a little while but they are actually acclimating to it very well so maybe you know being there longer it would have been different but we're come and go yeah you know i was so happy to land back here in nashville and it felt fantastic you guys yesterday's weather

spectacular yeah oh it felt like um it felt like almost fall weather here. Yes. That's what I told Jay. I was like, this feels like, like fall. Would you and the family ever do family feud? Family feud. I would. I would love to meet Steve Harvey.

I think that would be the funniest fucking episode. Oh yeah. Ever. Yeah. Cause I would win. Yes. You're so competitive. I am. Ever. Yeah. Cause I would win. Yes. I'm like so competitive. I am. And so my husband's competitive too. And we're competitive with each other,

which is the funniest thing. Like, like we're on each other's team and we'll root for each other, but secretly like we're trying to outdo the other one. So I think it would be hilarious. And I love Steve Harvey, bro. I want to lick his teeth. He's got them big old white chompers, dude. He's the funniest host ever. No, he's sweet. He's fantastic. What? He's got them big old white chompers, dude. He's the funniest host ever. No, he's sweet. I think he's fantastic. Yeah, he's sweet. He's got a gentle little spirit.

I would watch that episode. Yeah. I would. Bailey would actually probably rock it too because she's so good with like trivia. Yeah. Yeah, it would be fun. You guys, we're putting this in the universe. You guys need to go on there.

Family Feud, if you guys want us, we're ready. Yeah. Done. So this one, this is another tell brandilyn throughout high school i was good friends with a guy who would later about three years after we graduated be convicted of brutally murdering his ex-girlfriend and be uh wait no murdering his ex-girlfriend and there was a short short version to the story this guy was the best friends of my best friend in high school uh all four of us were pretty much uh weren't far

from each other all throughout high school during that this time was when he was dating girlfriend number one and none of us liked her at all so he wasn't around much during the time that he dated her which was off and on for about a year during our senior year he broke it off for good right around that time he graduated she eventually moved to the next date fast forward about two years he started dating girlfriend number two he didn't like we didn't like her either man they didn't like any of the girlfriends she was a bit unhinged in my opinion girlfriend number one came back to town girlfriend number two got to thinking that girlfriend number one was going to try to get back with him which she did try to do girlfriend number two got jealous and convinced him to kill

girlfriend number one what to prove his love and loyalty he convinced girlfriend number one that he was going to get back with her and that they were going to leave the state together. He picked her up and drove to a secluded area where he claims they got into an argument. She got physical, which she used to do all the time when they were together, so who knows, and supposedly pushed her away from him. He claims that she fell and hit her head on a rock and started convulsing. He then burned her body and left. My gosh. Her body was found still smoldering by the park ranger.

Both he and girlfriend number two were convicted of the crime with an article. As they should have been. Damn. It doesn't matter if she fell and hit her head fuck no you burned her body you deserve to rot that's crazy yeah that is crazy that is so insane i can't believe that this person your whole everyone replied to it this is him oh my goodness yeah that's awful that is awful that's definitely not a feel-good story no sorry i went really deep with that one um yeah so then another one says that was a confession

that was yeah that's not a tell that's a confession okay what is the best piece of advice you ever feel like you were given or remember that you think of often and use on your daily life? If you don't like something, do it once. If you love it, do it twice. Oh, where would you apply that? My everyday life. Okay. Literally, like fucking everything I do.

Like what's one thing that I do with you guys when like we try new foods? If you don't like it, throw it on the floor. Yeah, like you just try everything once and then if you fall in love with it do it again and if you don't throw it on the floor oh I love that what about you um best piece of advice oh if you're gonna do the bad you must do the good I feel like that was the best piece of advice I ever got especially with food addiction and stuff like that. Um, it was like, okay, yeah, you had the scoop of ice cream. Well, you need to do something good to eat a salad for dinner. Exactly. So it's like, even though you did the bad, doesn't mean you keep having to do the bad. You just have to

counteract it with the good. I also like hop on the hop on the good foot and do the bad thing. with the good i also like hop on the hop on the good foot and do the bad thing austin powers i saw my head over there he went that's that's one of my it's one of my good ones too i love it that is fucking hilarious uh there was oh man there was a quote in l king's interview i gotta go look back at something and lead with a certain foot I think she knew like academics were not gonna be my you know the foot that I lead with so I love that the foot that I lead with that Elle King interview is powerful bro I can't believe her the clip is at almost 10 million is it has to be at 10 or let's look we'll check hold on we'll do this in real time while we're on that my husband's texting me about touching my butt today. By the way, my hair looked horrendous in the last podcast. I can't wait to see those clips.

It's at 10.1 million. Shut up. Yep. In 24 hours. Yep. My Morgan Wallen walkouts at 2.1. Holy crap. I can't believe some people didn't know that I was imitating Morgan Wallen.

The amount of people who said it was a wrestling walkout. The amount of people who said that I a wrestling walkout. The amount of people who said that I threw up devil horns because your eyebrows, have you guys never watched a fucking cartoon where they lick their fingers and they go like this or just even in movies? They do it all the time. It's like when a guy's like trying to like impress a girl and right before he walks up to her door, he licks his fingers and like does the eyebrow thing you know like come on guys it's just okay you said yeah literally that's all i gotta say about that chachi gets really offended when i make noises like that yeah i can see him dude the side eye he gets so offended if somebody farts near him it makes him uncomfortable

does it make you uncomfortable just getting in your face The side eye. He gets so offended if somebody farts near him. It makes him uncomfortable. Does it make you uncomfortable? Just getting in your face. Oh my gosh. He gets so mad. You want to say hello? I love you. I'm not farting.

I promise. Ask. Since your ice packs for anxiety actually helps others, your hiccup cure a hundred percent always works. Do you have any other life hacks? Oh man, I've got so many. I actually have an old episode called like white trash hacks that I did a long time ago. If you can dig all the way back to like the first season, I have so many on there and being put on the spot. I can't think of any right now but I literally have an answer and for any ailment I feel like you do yeah like just being around you it's like if you say something you're like oh wait hold on no I have like such because I live

in such constant OCD state that I always have an answer for any ailment how well not even ailment though like you always bring, if you're somebody like her and you don't like to sit on certain things, you always bring a flannel with you. I thought that was genius. Yeah. When we went to a strip club in Vegas the other night and I brought a flannel with me cause I had my butt cheeks hanging out and I was like,

I am not going to sit on this fucking dirty ass bench. Cause I know what I was doing when I was a stripper, you know? Or you'll use it to open doors. Like, cause it's like having it right there by you and you'll open like a door handle if you don't want to touch it or something. Absolutely. Yep. I do that. There's just so many little things that I do. I don't know. Maybe those are called rituals too. Cause they're OCD rituals. Yeah, they are. I never thought about it like that. That's crazy. Um, and last one, why are you called bunny?

Um, so I think I've told this story before, but my ex Frankie, who I'm still friends with, and actually his dad just recently passed away, which rest in peace, Frank, Frankie senior. Um, he was a sweetheart, always treated me so good. So I just wanted to, you know, shout him out and the family. I hate that they're going through that right now um and Frankie's like I've said this before on a podcast that Frankie's like my little brother now dude which is so weird because we spent so many years together but like you know he needed like clothes a couple years ago and like I sent him a bunch of clothes and like I just always you know and if his parents they need help with his dad's funeral I would always be there you know or like if he got put in jail they fucking messaged me to bail him out you know, and if his parents, if they need help with his dad's funeral, I would always be there, you know, or like if he got put in jail, they fucking messaged me to bail him out. You know,

like he's literally like a fucking little brother. Yeah. Um, what was the question though? I forget the name bunny. Oh, okay. So I'm saying all that to say that, um, his mother's name, her nickname is Kitty and beautiful woman. I mean, she's blonde hair, blue eyes. The woman is just drop dead gorgeous. I remember when I met her, I was like, you're my mother-in-law. Like it was so crazy. Um, but she used to always call me her little bunny, my little bunny boo boo, you know? And so she was Kitty and I was bunny. And that's kind of how I got the nickname. Now I added the XO on whenever I made my brand because I didn't want to just be bunny. I felt like I needed more of like a, you know, still keep it sweet and sassy, but, you know,

also have like a little bit of an edge to it. So I did the bunny XO. I love that. Tell me your first stripper name. My first stripper name, which one was it? Well, there was Martel. Yes. Yeah.

I was, so I didn't want to be, you know, every stripper, whenever they first start out, they go to the fucking bar and they're like, what can I call myself? So everybody was calling themselves like Hennessy and like, they all had like these crazy names. So I was like, I'll be Martel. I can't even fucking drink dark liquor. Okay. Like first of all, why would I call myself that? But that but then um i eventually evolved into bell and i was just bell so b-e-l-l-e that's very fitting yeah i was just bell love yeah okay we're done all right guys thank you guys for tuning in to another ask tell confess we will ask you guys on patreon um next week and you guys leave in the comments or if it's too personal DM us, but yeah,

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