Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Get Your Kid Off Bumble

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

This week's Ask, Tell, Confess is jam-packed with weirdness. First, a confession about a man who pooped in a closet, and Meme shares her horrid Torrid moment. Then, a listener is shocked by what she sees when she finds her husband asleep, naked and spread-eagle. The crew plans to get weird in Italy, Bunnie takes over her friends’ Bumble accounts, and they break down the ultimate Bumble dealbreakers. The gals also give their covenly advice on friend breakups and how to protect your peace.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's been a while, guys. I missed you. You see the post I sent you? I was like, I haven't seen my friends in so long. What if I get shy? I know, I miss you guys. I feel like we've just been fucking living life, man. Trying to get ready.

L-I-V-I-N. I guess we accidentally announced Jay's Australian tour. Did you guys see all that? No. Yeah, it made headline news. So apparently, but here's the thing. I saw ads on Facebook for it. So I thought everybody knew that we were going to show you.

Yeah. Well, oops. We're coming to Australia. I just don't know the exact dates, but we were going to Australia. Yeah. Well, oops. We're coming to Australia. I just don't know the exact dates, but we're coming, baby. And when we do, you guys better sell it out, okay? Sell that motherfucker out, because we're coming, baby.

What'd you say? I didn't know that. I didn't either. Didn't know that either. Yeah, I didn't either. I didn't either. Who wants to kick this off? I do.

Oh my God. I never kick it off. I'm either. Who wants to kick this off? I do. Oh my god. I never kick it off. I'm next. Okay, you kick it off. Go ahead. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to beat you to the punch. No, it's okay. Go. No, I knew you were excited. Go. Wow. Okay. Sorry to the listeners that are over the poop stories, but here it goes.

Oh, for the love of God. Oh, this is great. My best friend and I lived in an apartment together right after high school. She was dating a guy we had known for several years and went to school with and we partied hard, but he really pushed it to the limit. We got pretty drunk one night and he stayed the night with her. She said she woke up around five in the morning to him, passed out in her closet, covered in shit. Closet?

Closet. Covered in shit and it all over her clothes and other things in her closet. She proceeded to wake him up. He got up and went straight to the bathroom to clean himself up. And when he was done, he came into her bedroom and said, it wasn't me and just walked out. And left. It's my favorite part. What the fuck?

The gaslighting. It wasn't me, look. I had no idea any of this happened until a few days later, a belt of mine she had borrowed was sitting in an empty beer box by her trash. I started to pull it out of the box and she screamed, don't touch that. She told me the whole story of what had happened

and explained that there was a massive turd that got stuck to my belt in the midst of his shit incident. We laughed hysterically about it and she also shed a tear. Okay, first of all, I have never been that drunk to where I am loose booty. Me either. I can't, I mean, beer shits. No. Oh, I've seen people get beer shits where they're just like side of the road just spraying. Really? Is it from the wheat or the gluten? Oh, I bet you the gluten, that makes sense. Golly.

Was it me? Yeah. It's so funny. I could never like, and then to just shit everywhere, like, have you been that drunk? I've listened, I've been really drunk to where I'm like blackout, but I still would know if I'm fucking shatting everywhere.

You know? You know, like. How do I have been just like a water hose, just like. I've never been so drunk to where I've like peed on myself, thrown up on myself or shit myself. Okay, well I did puke in my bed one time. The last time I ever drank, I puked in my bed,

puked in my bed in front of Jay. You're all fours in your bed, just. And I will never, I never drank again after, well, I like here and there very rarely, but yeah. So, and that was enough to embarrass me. So if that guy even picked up a fucking glass of alcohol after he shit everywhere, man. I'm sure he did.

It was like a freaking shitty sprinkler. Just shitting everywhere. Itty sprinkler. Yeah, just shitting everywhere. I wonder if he was on like medication, you know? I mean, that's very sweet of you, Jaime. I love that you don't justify the story. Jaime, have you shit in a fucking closet before?

Was it you? No, but I've had to clean, when I cleaned rooms, I actually walked up to a room and there was shit on like the front door. Wait, you used to clean rooms? Yeah, like a housekeeper. Oh my gosh. Tell me what are the craziest shit you've ever seen cleaning up a room? It? Yeah, like a housekeeper. Oh my gosh. So they were like-

Tell me what's the craziest shit you've ever seen cleaning up a room? It was that. It was that day. It was shit on the front door. I walk in and there's shit from the front door that leads all the way up stairs. So it looked like a monkey enclosure. Like it was nuts. I was like, what?

And I was the first one in there. Who's got that much shit in them? That's wild. Turns out he was like some professor who partied a little first one in there. Who's got that much shit in him? That's wild. Turns out he was like some professor who partied a little too hard with pills. It was a professor? There was shit in the, all over, like the bed, the bathroom, the shower.

The shower was still a mess. I don't know how- And then they all waffle-stomp. Yeah, it was bad. Thank God. Oh my God, I just remembered my dream. Oh no. excuse me. Why did waffle stomp in a shower? I did I should a shower. I wish I could fucking

shit in our that's so weird. I wish I had a shower before, but I wish I could actually like shit in a shower. Now there's no way I could do that. I've shit in a pool before I've shit in a lazy river at again shit in a shower now. There's no way I could do that. I've shit in a pool before. I've shit in a lazy river. I had fucking- You shit in your dress? Wild. I shit in a dress one time. And then scooped it up and took it to Jay

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according to US News and World Report 2023. Chime checking account required. Yeah. All right, go ahead Yeah. All right. Go ahead memes. All right. And moving on. I still entirely way too much on this podcast. I'm telling you, you guys need to start fucking telling your most embarrassing stories because I'm the only one who

talks about- I don't think I have anything- I don't have anything that lives up to- Like my titty popped out in a toward one time, but that's about it. Wait, say that again? What happened? I don't have a super embarrassing story. It's like my titty popped out in a toward one time, but that was about it. In a toward?

Toward, like the store, fat girl store. Oh, a toward. Yeah, I bent over and my boob just came out of my dress. Who saw it? A lady approached me and said, ma'am, your titty's hanging out. Oh, you were just waltzing around with the old nipple. I did, I was trying on shoes, so I had bent down.

Doing the old areola stroll. I did, she came over and whispered, ma'am, your titty's out. I said, I'm gonna just scoop that back up in there. You're like, thank you, you're like, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. I can't even think. I haven't even seen your nipples,

and I've been with you for fucking eight years. I haven't either. You know how much, you know, this is why I sleep in her bed. I haven't seen me naked at all. I try. I try, I try all the time. And we travel so much. I get nothing.

Like how do you hide? We share rooms and I've gotten nothing. Anyways. All right. This one's clipped up back and forth. All right. Last weekend I had fallen asleep. And then end it with Mimi saying anyways. We're not allowed to get together,

we just do stupid shit. Last weekend I had fallen asleep sitting up in bed and when I woke up to lay down and get comfy, I looked over at my fiance who was on his back, spread angle with a dildo in his ass. And I was so turned on. This is not the first time he has done this and definitely not the last.

He jacked off while I pulled the dildo in and out until he came, it was the greatest. Are you still trying to get Jay to do butt stuff? Okay, first of all, don't put this on me, lady. All right? Don't fuck with, don't try to gaslight me, buddy. So the butt stuff I talk about with Jay is a finger. My husband will never let me fucking ever put anything,

not even a tongue barely in his asshole. So- She said barely, hold on. Like, I mean. Could you imagine though looking over and he's just. I'm not trying to imagine this. Was he awake or was he asleep? He fell asleep with it inside. How do you fall asleep with a fucking dildo in your ass?

I mean, maybe it hit his little spot back there. Okay. His little walnut. And then she just woke up and just fucking rammed it. Oh, walnut. Listen, man. Hey, thanks for the confession. That was great.

Different strokes. It went from confess to ask. Yeah, literally. She was like, and here's the alley-oop. Well, listen, I love that you guys are that close and I love that he can be himself with you. And I love that. I'm just baffled that he fell asleep

with the fucking dildo in his ass. That's the most concerning part for me. They had to have been drunk. But what if he sucked up inside while he was asleep? Then that's a fucking problem. That's what I'm saying. How did he fucking fall asleep with that shit in? Yeah, I mean. That's crazy. They had to have been lit.

There's no way. Yeah, I could not fall asleep with something in my ass. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, asleep with something in my ass. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just fall asleep, spread eagle, spread eagle, man. No, we don't. We don't think anyone's young, but yeah, be safer and take it out when you're done. Yeah, because that motherfucker will fucking up in there. All right. Ask, how does one break up with a friend when that person is a part

of a friend group? I think I'm just in a different headspace in my life right now and she can be very, very toxic. I need to protect my peace. That's really like a hard one. I feel like I've had to do that. You just got to like pull away slowly. Well, if you're me, it doesn't have to be dramatic though. Yeah. I was just telling her, shut up. See, here's my problem. And my husband and I talked about this last night

is that I over explain myself to people and I shouldn't. But at the same time, I want somebody to know that I'm not fucking with them. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, if you did something to me, I want you to know that you did something to me and we are not going to be cordial anymore. I, instead of just like pulling away

and like being weird about it, cause that makes everybody uncomfortable cause nobody knows like what's going on. And then we have to like track you down. And then that person probably is gonna try to reach out to and be like, hey, did I do something? You know, whereas if you just tell people straight up, hey man, this really bothered me.

This really hurt my feelings. Or if it's multiple, it seems like it's multiple situations, this really bothered me and I just don't feel like you and I are on the same wavelength right now. I love you, but I just think we need a little space. And that's literally all it has to be. I think the difference is, is you're so comfortable

with uncomfortable conversations and majority of the world is not. Oh. The tourist in me cuts people off like in private And I will never fuck with you again. Yeah, but I think with me You know like we can sit down and talk about anything Yeah, and I just would rather know where I stand with people a lot of people can't do that and especially like having like Employees and owning a business. I wasn't that great in the beginning

Also, it took me years to get comfortable enough to just sit someone down and tell me exactly how I felt like, yo, you did this. It it caused this reaction and we need to find a solution. Yeah. And not a lot of people can actually do that. Like, would you be able to take an employee, sit him down face to face and tell them they fucked up? No, but I can text it. See Bailey when Bailey's in trouble, she'll try to text me

and I will tell her Bailey, come downstairs's in trouble, she'll try to text me. And I will tell her, Bailey, come downstairs and let's talk about this. Because I feel like texting people is like the new wave of like your generation, you guys hide behind. It also comes from, I feel like my trauma too. Yeah. Like my childhood trauma for sure. For sure.

You didn't have someone comfortable enough to just sit down and open up too. Yeah, I didn't either. But I've somehow managed to just sit down and open up to. Yeah, I didn't either, but I've somehow managed to just fucking, I don't know, maybe it's part of my fucking tism. I just fucking have to let everybody know. I have to know where I stand with everybody.

It's black and white for you. There's no in between. Yeah, there's no in between. Like either we're cool or we're not. Yeah, and so whatever way works best for you, breaking up with your friend, whether it's just, maybe it doesn't need to be a breakup, essentially, more of like- Space. Yeah. And so whatever way works best for you breaking up with your friend, whether it's just maybe, and maybe it doesn't need to be a breakup, essentially more of like space. Yeah. Space. Protect your piece at all costs. Absolutely.

If somebody is making you feel like they're not appreciating what you're bringing to the table, then remove yourself from that table. A hundred percent. It's that easy. I've removed a lot of people from my life this year. That's been my like, same. I only got one table. I don't even get mad. Listen. I don't even get mad. Listen, I don't even get mad at people anymore when they get removed out of my life. Like before I used to get so mad and just be like,

fuck them. And now I'm just like, you know what? I wish them the best. Yes. I wish you the best. Like I don't wish you ill will. I don't fucking want to be, feel any sort of way towards you. I just know that your life is going to suck without me.

So. Bye bye. Bye. Toodaloo. Bye. Bye. just know that your life is gonna suck without me. So, tushy. Bye bye. Bye. Toodle-oo. Bye. Bye. I have a fun little ask. Okay.

If you would eat one or more than one- Stole one! Stole it from me. Oh, that was yours? It's okay, go ahead. It's a good one. It's a good one. If you could eat one or more than one food

every day for the rest of your life without any dietary consequences, what would it be? Nope. Without dietary consequences. Bold act noodles. Is that yours? It's her hyper fixation currently. Yeah. Yeah. If I could eat something every day without dietary, probably, I don't know, probably either tacos al gordo, fucking tacos or just like a really good fucking like cheeseburger.

That's a hard one for me. Cause I don't like repetitive foods. Well, just say, just say for shits and gigs. Yeah. Pastas, every shape of pasta. So you're on the bull deck train with me. Yeah, it's like, I don't just want one type of pasta. I want like the angel hair and the bow.

Bow tie. Oh, I can't wait to go. That's literally where I was going, a good bow tie. Oh, when we go to Italy, motherfuckers, I'm already mapping out everywhere we need to eat. Yes. I'm so excited. Yes.

Cannot freaking wait. I'm gonna eat a lot of pasta and pizza. Oh same guys, I'm gonna. With like, I want the pasta that's made inside the cheese wheel. Yeah. Please. All of it. I want every freaking piece of pasta, bread, pizza.

Oh, bread's there. I want, oh my God. We're gonna have so much fun. And we're gonna be running around Italy for a week before a tour even starts. We're gonna be straight much fun. And we're gonna be running around Italy for a week before Tori even starts. We're gonna be straight up Italiano. Oh, I got something we could talk about. I got, speaking of going out of the country

and all that shit, I convinced Tasha to get on fucking Bumble. So Tasha and Mo are on Bumble now. And like, we literally had to start like, we had to start swiping for Tash because she was so fucking nervous about it. And apparently they have a travel mode that's on Bumble now. So when you're out of town, people know you're traveling.

Do you ever use travel mode? When I was on Bumble, yeah. But you also know Bumble is the girl has no message first. Right, right, right. So, and I told Tasha that. So I was literally sitting there swiping for her, right? And then she matched with this one dude. He was fucking cute as hell, right?

And he's like, would you like to dine in or dine out? And I said, in me? Question mark. And she's like, buddy! But it got the dude's attention. And he's like, I would love to, after I cook you dinner and rub your feet. She's like, he's not fucking rubbing my feet. Like it was so funny, but I'm so excited because when we're in

Europe, I declare a whore tour. I told my husband, I was like, listen, we're fucking in every fucking city. It's going to get weird. Like I'm going to chase you around. We're going to eat and we're going to fuck. And that's all we're doing. And literally at the same time, I told you what eat, pray love is literally I told Tasha and Mo I was like you, Haley and Tosh all need to fucking get different wieners in every fucking city. I don't care. Like who gives a fuck not here for a good time, not here for a long time here for a good time. You know what I'm saying?

But I do have something to say about these fucking dudes on Bumble, okay? So as I was swiping for Tasha, oh, you come back up here for the Bumble talk, huh? He's like, I'd like to hear this. He's like, I do love a good Bumble talk. As I was swiping for Tash, I was noticing a lot of men in their profile pics have like,

first of all, if you have a picture of you and a child on a dating app, that is fucking so weird. Stop having your main profile picture. I don't care if you're an uncle, I don't care if you're a fucking dad, that shit's not cute. Nobody wants to think about fucking you while you're smiling, holding a kid

in your fucking profile picture. That makes me so mad. You're like offering up a kid in your fucking profile picture. That makes me so mad. You're like offering up a photo of your child that just infuriates me. Literally, it's disgusting. You guys need to stop that. There's nothing attractive about that. So I would not put my child just out there.

Literally. And then I noticed another pattern with these men on Bumble is they will take up, their main picture will be a picture of them plus four other guys. Yeah. How the fuck? Because it's always the ugliest one.

Yeah, I saw a trend about this on TikTok one time. They're really you in. That was how you know that they're the ugliest one of the group is if there's a group photo as their first picture. It's frustrating. My ADD can't handle even browsing. I will not even look at your profile. I have a question

because I've never done dating apps. Crazy. You're saying like you're swiping, right? Yeah. And it's a picture of everyone. Do you have to swipe to see more photos or can you? You have to like swipe up, but by that time I'm frustrated and I don't care.

Like you've lost my attention because I have to fucking weed out who you are. And can we stop fucking posting pictures with nothing but sunglasses on? Like we wanna see your fucking, your precious eyes. Like let us see those fucking gorgeous little eyeballs. Smile also. Love to see your teeth.

Yeah, like let's- Because half of you guys are missing them. And I need to see your teeth. Are they really missing teeth on there? You know how many times, you know how many times I've talked to someone on like Tinder or Bumble and they'll send me selfies and it'd be like, no teeth.

Nothing against no teeth, but it's just not what you're into. It's not what I'm into. Put it out there in the beginning though. That's not something you should find out later on. Yeah, like, just smile. Like having a third nipple? I don't even... I like crooked teeth, whatever, fucked up teeth, but like I would like to see it beforehand.

Yeah, so I mean, I feel like the guys that do the multiple pictures or do the sunglasses, I feel like they have like a significant other and they're either trying to hide or blame it on the friend. Like, oh, my friend made that page. That's not my page, that's his page. He's just using my name or something like that, you know? And I feel like, I don't know, I just noticed a bunch of shady shit on Bumble and you guys need to knock it the fuck off

Yeah, also, let's eliminate the fish. I didn't see any fish. Oh wow When I was on it was nothing but men holding fish. What the fuck just Where were you in Alabama? Yeah, okay. Haven't made it to that part yet. But when I get a hold of Tasha's phone, cause I have to swipe for her. And then there was this one dude that looked like Joe Goldberg. I mean, fucking spitting image of him, right?

Beautiful. And I thought I was being fucking witty, right? And he, he writes our Tasha sent him a kiss. I sent him a kissy face. And then he wrote Tasha back saying, hi. And I said, say it's you, but capitalize you, you know, to see if he knows that what it is. And he's like, what?

With like ultimate, like just fucking so many fucking exclamation points. And Tasha was like, it's a Netflix series dude. And the dude never replied back to her. All right. Wow. That's dramatic as fuck, bro. But I feel like he might've been like a serial killer.

Some drawing. I'm good. I've been caught. Yeah. Yeah. He probably thought it was like a friend of a friend like saying, oh, it's you, you know. What's her age range?

You guys know, you guys know Tasha loves. She's like 25. 25 to 35. 25 to 41. I got her to go to 41. I said there are some good looking 40 year olds. Yeah. Yeah.

I was like, so, you know, and the guy that she actually thinks is really cute is 39. So yeah, not bad at all. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then Mo found her a little dilly dally. She might be going on a date this weekend. Little Momo. God, do I need to fucking hop going on a date this weekend. Little Momo.

God, do I need to fucking hop back on? I think so, cause the girls are, it's fucking, they're hot to trot right now. I've just, half of those men have already been on like, are we dating the same guy in Nashville most of the time? So I just. Me and Mimi were literally investigating Momo's little fling last night.

I need to see this after. He's not terrible looking. He was really good looking. I don't know about really good looking. No, I just meant like it wasn't terrible. He wasn't missing all his teeth. Yeah. And he has his own business.

It was a good setup. There was nothing that we found that was like... She doesn't know socials though. Does she have any pictures or Tasha have any with you in it? No. Okay. Good.

I don't want to be on fucking Bumble. Well, just I always make sure I don't put anything of like what I do or who I work with. Yeah. Until I've already like made a connection. Prevetted them. Because people could try to use one of them. Yeah. To get to y'all.

Like it's scary out there. Well, good luck. We're exing motherfuckers out left and right. So I don't even Scott, I tell Scott, I love you brother. I don't want to meet your hoes. And I know that sounds rude. Cause I was watching that clip back the other day whenever I posted it on TikTok.

And I sound like I'm being so rude. Cause I'm like, I don't want to meet you guys. But it's like, you don't understand. I have to meet these girls. And if I don't like them, then I have to fucking literally endure them every day. But if I do like them and then Scott ends up fucking breaking their heart or if I can, you know,

being a player. You're like the kid in the relationship. Yeah, and then it's like, I have to like, I want to be nice to you, but I can't because you know, so it's like, I'd rather just not meet you. And if you can stick around for two years, then I'll fucking be nice to you. Other than that, I don't want to know.

No, no relationship. And then now Scott's like, should that, I don't want to know. No, no relationship. And then now Scott's like, should I get on Bumble? And I'm like, fuck no. I'm like, hell no. You don't even, you can't stay home for more than 24 hours. That's like an absolute like pool for him. Like he already gets enough from TikTok.

Bro. It's crazy. He's with some like little 29 year old now. Oh, I met her. You met her? Yes, at the bar this past weekend. Was she sweet? He was all right.

Okay. Okay. All right. Well, there you go. And that's why I don't meet him. Oh, I can't wait to, we're gonna leave cause I want to, I wanna find out the details.

See you guys next week. Love you, bye.