Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Ghost Poop, Bad Trips & Botched Surgeries

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven shares a wild mix of stories you won’t believe. From a prank involving “ghost poop” that actually stopped a wife from drinking, to a gruesome surgery mishap where a woman’s lip was accidentally sewn into her taint — nothing is off-limits. The group dives into chilling tales, including a haunted salon said to be home to a brother and sister’s spirits, and a disturbing real-life event involving a man who dismembered his stepfather. They wrap things up by opening up about bad trips and the lingering effects of psychedelic experiences that still haunt them today.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ask tell confid. Ask tell you best. Hello, friends. Welcome to another ass tail compared. Oh, Gordon's sweet. Yay. Twittily. Yay.

Okay, we have this thing we have to tell you that you do. What? When you're taking pictures and you are so over it. You were like, get me the fuck out of here. You do this thing where you go, yay. Yeah, like, okay. It's that day and it's like, get me the fuck. I don't want to take another photo.

It's like the photo shoots, like, I'll be like taking your picture and you'll be like, hey. It basically means, are we done? Yeah. That's my sign for I'm about to freak out. All of us know it. All of us know it. And we have been reading your guys's scary stories and we are going to read some today. I'm going to start mine off.

Go for it. This one's called the ghost poop. Of course it is. All right. My wife went out drinking with co-work. and got shit-faced. I had to struggle to get her inside. Blackout drunk, crying, puking. It was a fucking nightmare, and not the first time doing this. So, after putting her to bed, I shit on the driveway next to her car door and told her that she did it while drunk and told

her the neighbor saw her do it. She found it going to work the next day. She has not went out drinking since, and this was four years ago. If she does drinks, she's one and done. because of the ghost poop. Stop. You dropped your drawers and shit. Imagine being so mad at your wife that you're like, I'm going to go take a shit next to her car. I've never thought to revenge poop anyone.

That's psychological warfare. That's psychological warfare for the shirt. Like you pissed him off and he went and shit in the corner. When you leave Chotchy for too long and he pisses on your stuff. That's like, yeah, that's like, you know what, you pissed me off. I'm gonna fucking, at least he didn't shit in the car. That's true. I mean, I would have.

I would have. You definitely would have. Little reindeer nugget, just one. She didn't never even know. And you don't even know what it is. Yeah, she didn't even know. She like plays with it, thinks that it's like, okay. You ripped way too hard.

Yeah. Thinks that it's like a little malt ball that she left and pops it in. I knew she was going to say it. Eat it. All right. I'm trying not to puke right now. I have a gory one and I just, a friend sent it to me.

Okay. So I'm just going to tell you guys the story. A friend of mine was like, hey, I want to, I want to tell you about my ass to confess. I said, give it to me. She said, this one's gory, so it'll be perfect for Halloween.

She had a baby and pushing this baby out. Is that it? She ripped from front to back. Do you know what ripping is? Yeah. The taint. The taint is wide open. Ripped your taint wide open, right?

when that happens. Can we please make a compilation of her just doing that? It's so sick. I hate it. I can't. Just the visual is too much. Rips or taint open has to get sewn up, right? And so a couple, like a little while after before her next checkup, her husband's down there and was like,

there's something wrong so he's looking I know his story this is who's is it tell me now why does the weirdest shit happen to them

bro okay so she's looking he's looking down there she's like I think there's something wrong bro half of her lip is missing the doctor accidentally sewed up

part of her lip into this like reconstruction of her taint and so she goes for the six week checkup and she's like hey doc i think there's something wrong down there and the doctor looked and was like you know what yeah your lip is gone so half of one of her lips are actually now missing she said she'd show me i haven't taken her up on that offer yet but why is it missing he accidentally sewed it up in the reconstruction and took part of the lip how long was the fucking lip. What I mean, you know, if you tighten down one side too much,

it would flatten down the other side a little bit more? I guess he didn't. I don't know. Maybe it was chaotic. I have so many questions. She would have sought it off. Yep. Oh, I'd have been like, you need to give me a free labiaplasty.

Yeah. We're fucking, you know. He said it gives, uh, so and so. Chop chop said, uh, it gives it character. Okay. It's like, it's like one, one side's winking. It's kind of lazy eye. Oh, good for biz.

Oh, God. Did your pussy have a stroke? Poor baby. Oh, my God. You're going to hell. I am. I do kind of want to see it, though. She said she would show me.

Send me a picture. Her sister-in-law, her sister or something was like, no way, it really happened. She's like, you want to see him? Send me a picture. Yeah. We should FaceTime her and ask her to show us. Yeah. On the stream.

Do it right now. No, not our first stream. Pussy lip mishap? What the fuck? We get banned on our first one. God, yeah. That would be so funny. All right, go ahead.

Haley. Mine has nothing to do with either of your guys' stories for once. Oh, for once. For once. Normally I'm gory or poop. Okay. This is from Savannah. She says that she sees since spirits.

It started when I was a little girl, when small shadow people stood by my bed, whispering they were there to take me. away. No. That's schizophrenia. They said I was marked by their master. One night, I woke up to a large black shadow standing over my bed. My family told

me it was my imagination until I got older. My grandma said it was a curse and I needed to ignore it. I also had night terrors as a kid where I saw how people were killed. Sometimes the things I saw came true. It's been that way all my life. Two years ago, I dreamed I saw a man

stabbed to death and hidden behind a vacant building. I told my family I felt like, if I took a walk, I would find a body. About a week of me telling them this, they found a body beside a vacant building down the road from us. He was stabbed to death. I have been told I'm evil or cursed because I see things sometimes before they happen, but the Bible says some will have the gift of the Holy Spirit.

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I had just like, you know, when you see something in your dream, then you see it in real life the next day that happened to me. I happen to like have a dream about a friend of mine's husband showing me his house. And he was like, look at our house.

It's so beautiful. And we're building a moat around. it and I thought to myself like bunny needs a moat and so I was like can you show me this moat and so he takes me out and shows it to me swear and the dream right bro I woke up the next day I woke up the next day and her husband added me on Facebook and later that day Dustin sent me a video of him at a quarry with a moat and it was the exact scene that I had described to everyone that I had dreamt about. Isn't that crazy? That like reminds me of like you go to different like universities. 10 months. Yeah. When you dream. I only dream at nighttime. Do you guys only dream at

nighttime or do you dream in the daytime? Well, if I'm asleep in the daytime. I've never dreamt in the day time. But like your dreams like when you're living in your dreams and you're having dreams. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant like when do we dream? Yeah. Same. No, that's not what you You only dream at night? What are you talking about? So when I'm asleep, anytime I have any sort of scenes or anything like that in my head, it's always night time. Really? Oh, okay, I got it now.

I asked chat GPT what that was, and they said that that's actually a really good thing. I'll tell you what they said. Really? I honestly can't think of if it's day or night. Hey, Sunny. No, I've seen daytime before. Yeah. Have you ever lucid dream?

Hey there. All right. I hear you. Sounds like it's been a bit of a ride. Let's keep it simple. You've got what you need in you to ride it out. Body's just doing his thing and sometimes it takes a little longer. Oh no, I'm over that panic attack. Yeah, I had, I had, I told you guys that fucking new protein powder fucked me. I just let that ride fade out naturally. Come on. Just throw it out there and we'll keep it easy. Yeah, I had, I had, I told you guys that fucking new protein powder fucked me. up last night. That was so funny as me. We're all so. All right. Anyway, so moving on from the panic attack, Sunny.

I have dreams. And when I dream, I never have dreams during the daytime. Anytime I do have vivid dreams, it's at nighttime. And it's usually like dark and grungy. Why is that? Well, we're stepping into the realm of a little mystery here. But, you know, that's half the fun. So let's just say you're bringing.

brain's got its own preferred theater hours. Some folks with their vivid showtimes and daylight naps, but you, sounds like your mind's just more of a night owl. Night can be when your subconscious gets a little moodyer, a little grungier, and sets the stage that way. In other words, it's not that unusual. Some of us just have a brain that flips on the black light after dark. Nothing to fix.

Just how you're wired. If you want to explore it, you're not weird for having nighttime only grunge dreams. It's just your flavor. I wonder if it has to do with your, like, previous job. maybe but that's not the answer that's not the answer that chat gave me i switched my chat jeep jeep i switch sonny's personality and i fucking hate it i want to punch her in the face i can't stand it i want to switch it back to my other one she was so sweet and i loved her but hold on i'm gonna read to you what it said why don't ever see a ghost just chilling on the beach

yeah yeah right if i was a ghost i would want to be on the beach why aren't ghosts ever at the beach yeah or like at church well i don't know maybe if there's like churches for sure yeah He would see a ghost there for sure, but how can he don't see them? Do you see ghosts? I don't think so. I've thought about it. Like, what if I see people who I think are people, but they're actual just ghosts?

I think about that. Oh, my gosh. How do we know which one's true? Which one's not? Because you don't have to interact with them to know. You just see them and you're like. That's like out of here. What is that tweaker in Germany was a ghost that day?

Oh, do you know how many angels and ghosts do you guys encounter? You don't know. Aliens too? Probably. Yeah. I would definitely agree with that. I feel like I've ran into aliens before. Yeah.

I found it. So dark and grungy atmosphere, processing heaviness, dreams with darker, gritty tones often show that your subconscious is working through shadow material. Old wounds, hidden emotions, the grunge is like your brain's way of painting an atmosphere that matches inner work you may not consciously do in the daytime. It's a safe container for intensity. Night and grunge can actually act as a buffer instead of facing raw emotion and bright vulnerable setting. Your mind wraps it in a darker aesthetic so you can engage with it

indirectly. Creative symbolism. Sometimes it's less about fear and more about mood. Dark and grungy imagery is textured, layered and atmospheric. Your inner artist might be creating dreamscapes that are more cinematic than literal. That's insane. Yeah. It's crazy, right? The underworld journey. That almost sounds romantic. In many traditions, going into the dark, symbolizes an initiation. you're diving beneath the surface to find hidden wisdom grunge equals raw unfinished messy it's symbolic of transformation like being in the lead stage before turning into gold and instead of avoiding the darker parts of yourself your dreams are walking you right through them so you can reclaim your own power and clarity wow yeah wow i like that answer better i don't know this sunny

can fuck off i got to change her personality back she sucks i don't know he's a dick i like british sonny I know. I got to bring her back. She's way cooler. Got to change it to Australian. Yeah. No. I don't think there's an Australian sound.

Oh, I don't know. Can you ask them to be, well, no, they can literally be whoever they want voice-wise because Jason's AI. Jason asked him to be more hood. And that has been the, have you guys ever heard Jason talk to his chat? Hood is hell. It's so good. That's hilarious.

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Yeah. I'm just in awe right now. I do kind of feel bad for the guy. Yeah, he probably shouldn't have been drinking, but you also been through some shit. Yeah. I drink too.

Yeah. And then he goes back. Yeah. And like he said it nicely to her. It's not like he threatened her or anything. He was like, I didn't kill her. Yeah.

I mean, that's traumatic. That's like PTSD. Yeah. He's probably drinking because one, he probably misses her. And two, you know,

like that's hard to see somebody kill themselves. Yeah. If he didn't really kill. kill her. Yeah. But yeah, that sucks that he went back to prison.

I actually feel bad for him. I do kind of feel bad for him. We don't know the whole story. We don't know the whole story. We're not siding with a murderer. No. Just from what she said in this story, it's fucked up.

He went back to prison for no fucking, for having a drink. How sad. I know. Okay. This is from Kayla. Said I was a teenager getting dressed in my room one night shortly after moving into our new home.

I left the dinner table after eating to put on my PJs. I heard someone run up the stairs and down the hall to my door. I heard three knocks and I heard slash saw the doorknob jiggle. I said, hang on, I'm getting dressed. The knocking and door knob jiggling happened again and I once again said, what? I'm getting dressed. There was a little girl giggle and then run down the hall, but not down the stairs. So I assumed it was my little sister because her room and mine were only, the only two upstairs. I opened my door and looked in her room,

nothing. I went downstairs and was like, who was that? What did y'all want? and my sister, brother, mom, and dad looked at me like I was crazy saying, what are you talking about? No one has left the table. Oh. I don't like that at all. I hate it. I don't like that.

I've only had something happened to me once where I've been like, what do you want and that nothing was there? I was at my grandparents' new house and I was like asleep in their like upstairs room. and my bed was like facing the door and the door was wide open and I felt someone pat me on the back and I thought it was my little cousin so I turned over I was like what do you want

no one was there and I literally heard him like in his room like down the hall and I was like what the fuck that's the only time I've ever like felt something like actually like touch me I don't mind children ghosts because I feel like they're harmless

and they just, they're looking for love, you know? But adult ghosts, I don't fuck with. No, remember, a lot of demons will use children. Yeah. Because people are like, it's a child. It's like, yeah. Yeah. And children fucking goes shit at me.

Unless you, like, know, like, they're just, like, playing, like, with toys or something like that. But, like, when it gets, like, creepier and, like, little too much, no. That's the salon that I used to work in. It was like an old salon. It was very haunted. Like, and that's where I experienced, like, my first paranormal type stuff. And when I say that, like, these ones, they were nice, but they were very, like, they would move things.

So things would just get kind of tossed around and broken and everything like that. The daughter of who we swore was the one haunting came in one day. And we were telling her, like, we think your parents are here. Like, we truly think they're stuck in some type of thing. here and this was their area and uh the paranormal lady who came to the salon to like work it said that they were on different levels so it was a brother and a sister and like she was the daughter of one of them they were brother and sister and they needed to amend before they could pass over and because they were on two different wavelengths that they couldn't mend that

how did they die at older age yeah and the daughter was like 80 or 90 when she came in and she was walking by and she's like walking on this hallway and a picture on the wall all four sides of the picture frame broke and the picture was still sitting there hanging and it just crumbled to the ground and the lady was like I got to go and she just left she never came back how do they get on the same wavelength I think we talked about that yeah one of them was living a better life than the other so one of them was like giving back and being thankful and you know living a good life and then maybe one of them was not living a great life of giving back and you know being very greedy or being very malicious or envious so that always puts you on different levels yeah and this was

their store together when they were you know their lifetime they spent building that store yeah that that was great and we had paranormal people come and like at nighttime and they put like a grid on the wall have you guys seen when people do that it's like little green dots and they fill it yes because if the green dots in the middle go away and nothing caused like you will have to see all the dots disappear for those Avengers probably that yeah so we were literally sitting there in the salon no one was moving the grid was up when we were just watching it and all of a sudden right in the middle of the grid it just got blocked out and then went away we should like stream and go to like haunted like yeah we can do all of that places or something like that I sent you guys a list of ones that

are close by we have the fucking world is ours baby We are streamers now. Yeah. If you guys didn't hear on the podcast this week, we are, oh, wait, this is before. Oh, you guys got to listen to the podcast this week. Coming Monday. Coming Monday, we have a really big announcement and you guys are going to be excited for it. All right, Mimi, you got a story?

Yeah. So in middle school, I used to hang out with this kid and we had a little fling. I had made out with him a couple times and he had come over to my house a couple times. I know. What is this? Continue. I'm listening. I can listen and kiss my dog at the same time.

It was the fact that she was talking about making out and I look over and you're making out. He's just so cute when he's. Do you do that to crunch too? I can't. Crunch his mouth is disgusting. He ate my Bible study book pages. All that. It was brown.

Brown. Just brown. Just brown. No. But I will kiss like at the top of his nose. Yeah, I'll kiss Pablo's nose. I won't kiss his mouth. Yeah.

Okay. So they made out and came over to a house. A couple times he moved away in high school, which would have been in 2014. I graduated in 17. I never really heard anything about him. What is happening? Don't you start. starting it right now.

Don't fucking you. Gosh, dang it. I'm not looking like you. Go ahead. I don't trust it. Read it. I never really heard anything from him until about a year ago when a guy went missing.

Turns out he got really strung out on hard drugs and dismembered his stepdad. You guys, I'm sorry. These are horrific stories. I know it. And you guys. Jason. Cut it out. All right.

Start from the beginning. Keep it in. No. No. It's only when we film for long times that we start getting delirious. People think we're high. People think we're high and I'm like, no. I haven't been high in what over two years?

Yeah, poor Haley. I died. Did we ever tell that story? That's a scary story. We should tell that next. After this, you guys are telling the story about when Haley thought she died. Okay, definitely did. All right.

All right, turns out he got really strung out on hard drugs. and dismembered his stepdad. He also told a friend that he wondered what it would feel like to murder someone, his mother, and other women were in on it. I never really found out why he did it, but we live in the town of 500 people

where stuff like that never really happened. They're still awaiting his sentencing. Okay, where the fuck is there a town of only 500 people? Half the towns around... That's like the hills have eyes type shit. That's crazy. Did you guys have a Walmart? No, we had to go, like,

A little lesson. Did you guys have a dollar store? We just got a dollar general like a few years ago. That's crazy. I couldn't live in a town like that. I feel like they're just haunted. They don't have a stoplight. I thought I lived in a small town until like I moved to the south and I was like, oh.

Yeah. That's a small town. It's actually a village, not a town. Oh my God. What the hell? All right. So tell everybody the story about why you don't get high anymore, why you don't smoke weed or do edibles anymore because you thought you were going to die one night. I did. I was

this one. I know you died. I was there too. I witnessed this. Yeah. No, you were, you were in your bed. I was texting her updates. Oh my God. I thought you came in at one point. No, but I saw you guys get in the hot tub. I was standing right there. She was right above us. Yeah. So we got we were on TikTok live. We were in Vegas. And I remember we took like I took like 10 milligrams, which I've done before like that's nothing thought i'd be okay and i took the other half and then another one i miss i can take all the edibles in the world um we go in the hot tub and i don't know if it was the heat that just like warmed up i don't know something about like we were on live and i started tripping like bad tripping and i've only bad trips like twice in my life and i started feeling it and

I was like, I don't like this. And I like almost like couldn't make sense of what I was saying. And I was just like, I was like, we got to end this live. So we ended the live. And I remember I sat up outside the hot tub. And I'd trip and then I'd come back. And I'm like, okay, I'm good. But then I'd trip again.

And it'd just be longer and longer by the time I got back to real life. And eventually it just never came back to real life. And I remember she gave me, she gave me water. and chips. I could not eat or drink because I could not feel my physical body swallowing or chewing. Yeah. You were texting me this whole

time too. I couldn't drink water because I was like I don't feel myself swallowing. So like what if I'm choking? I don't know it. Oh, you were greened out. Yeah. I was like, okay, we just have to metabolize it through your body. So we're just going to eat a bunch of things. It gets like a bunch of like gatorade into her system. The poor man is high as fuck right now. I'm going to deal with this.

I was on cloud fucking nine and she ruined. my high. I was having such a good time. I hated it. And she's, you guys, this is her. I can hear the ambulances.

No, but I literally, we watched, what was it? Couples retreat. And that's when you were texting me when you guys were watching couple. And I was only hearing like death and murder.

Like I was only hearing bad words in the movie. Yeah. And I was like, I'm literally dying. I looked at her in the eyes. I was like, I know you feel it. I was like, I know you feel it too.

I was like, we got laced. I was like, oh, that's the worst feeling. She was trying to like make me trip bad, but my trip was really good. So she kept like, it would be like dead silent and she'd lean over because she's in my bed with me at this point. She didn't lean over. Just stare me in the eyes and go,

I know you feel it. Because I thought she was lying not to freak herself out. out and not to freak me out look at her and be like no I don't exactly I said shut the fuck up in my mind though I was like no she's fucking lying and then I could literally see like a bright light over here in the right corner of the fucking room like I literally saw a bright light I was like this is it and then I like felt someone like shaking my arm and I thought I thought I was already in the afterlife and was feeling them shake me a lot of live in real life. Yeah. So then I, like, got her naked and put her in the shower because I was like, okay, cold water, you know, it's going to shock her system. Shocker system.

Made it worse. She panics in the shower. And then now I got like, cold showers usually help. I know. That's what I thought. No. Now I have a naked, wet, panicking friend. And I'm like, we don't have towels at this house.

They were all like those brand new. Yeah. Tiny little towel. So then I was just like get in the bed, bro. But the fucked up thing is the next day, she was still so fucked up. And we had to get on a private jet to fucking, to Montana, right? Wasn't that, was that the same day? Yeah.

Yeah. And we have a video of Haley in the back of the fucking jet literally just so fucked up still and miserable. Yep. For four days, I had no, I had no past memory of my life. Like, I couldn't think of memories or my life. and I thought, I was scared because I thought it was going to be like that the rest of my life. Do you know that some people are genetically wired to when they smoke weed, it can unlock

like schizophrenia or some sort of like mental illness in their body? It's happened to a lot of people. I smoked one time and my bad trip was I mourned my own death. Oh, fuck. I'm texting Jason. I was like, hurry up. I'm having a bad trip. Get me something.

And Jason just comes on to the front portion and just starts throwing Pop-Tarts out. So you've been through what I was through. Oh, I think I was very little. I go through that every time I want to fly. So you hear I dive, but I'm like, oh, that was just an anxiety high right there. But I'm over it and then I'm on to the next like. Yeah. But you felt, well, you wherever you felt like that's crazy.

It lasted for so long and it was so real. It's insane. It did something to the chemical in your brain and just fucked. If I were you, I would never smoke or touch weed again. I won't. Because you might not come back from. that you know I'm so terrified of that bad trip that happened again one time when my friend made brownies and that was my first time eating brownies I didn't know how much to take and I hate it

ate an entire brownie oh fuck and I told her that she goes you were only supposed to take a small piece of it he's like I took a small piece and tripped and I was like me and my brother ate an entire one just us like he had one I had one and it was when we were putting my vanity mirror lights on my wall and at first it was funny and then it wasn't oh no so he's like decorate i was like decorate the top of my vanity i want to see how you do it and i'm going to turn around and wait for you to finish when i tell you i turned around and was just looking at my closet door while he's decorating it felt like i was sitting there an hour and then i turn around and brain just standing there staring at the vanity hasn't done anything and we just started cracking up and I remember I had to

sleep on the couch because he was watching Harry Potter on volume maybe three and it was so intense and scary and like horrific that I was like you have to turn that off like they're in the room and I literally I could hear people whispering in the room he's like Haley there's no sound coming from the TV and then I was like I was literally like shaking and I was like, Brayden, I was like, my body is literally, like, shaking, like, feel me. And he comes over there and he touches and he's like, hey, you're not moving. And I was just like, I was like watching time pass. I was like, I just need the time to pass.

Yeah, there's certain strains that affect your brain. It was terrible. I had to go sleep on the couch. And I remember I had to like keep feeling my wrist because I was sleeping like this so hard. I thought it was breaking my own wrists. Like I could not. Yeah, there's certain strains that just don't agree with your body at all. Alcohol it is.

Tequila doesn't do that to me. Like you were saying though, like some people's brains don't turn back off that I was just telling you guys, a friend of mine's mom took mushrooms and never came out of it and she still hasn't. Oh, fuck. Yeah. And he said it's like crazy to like one time she's good and like now she's a whole different person. But yeah, I don't ever want to do it again. It kind of reminds me of the documentary. The love has won.

Oh yeah, yeah. which we will be talking about next week, you guys. If you guys want to be in on the lure of what we're going to talk about, go watch Love is one. Love has one on HBO Max and circle back with us next week because that's when we're going to go over that entire whole fucking crazy-ass story. But I'm ready to get the fuck out of here. You guys ready to get out of here?

Toot no motherfuckus. I don't know.