Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Girl, You Left Him for THAT?!

Episode Date: October 13, 2026

The gang is back for another episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, and this week, y'all are spilling the PETTIEST reasons you've ever broken up with someone! But first, the crew recaps their Disneyland adventures, somehow ends up discussing the history of Tupperware, and gets sidetracked by some hilarious conversations.Then it's time for y'all's confessions, and apparently it doesn't take much to send someone packing. From mouth breathers and nonstop whistling to missing toes, awkward first dates, questionable bathroom habits, and a fart caught in a Live Photo, the reasons people have called it quits are absolutely ridiculous.Bunnie even shares a hilarious bathroom story of her own, and the crew debates which dealbreakers are justified and which ones are just plain petty.Some of these confessions are understandable, others are completely unhinged, and a few might have you questioning your own dating history. What's the pettiest reason YOU'VE ever broken up with someone?Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

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Ask tell confid. Ask tell confid. Ash tell you best. Let me bad if Uber eats just one cucumber. Just one? She's going to rouse. Right. Okay.

For the sauce? There's so much sauce. There's a lot of sauce. I noticed that it's getting a little soupy at the end. And he needs, I need another cube. soak up the sauce though you should make it a really thick one thick

what sauce are we talking about like make the slices thicker yeah a little bit thicker what are you making mix it up though do thin and thick what do you make yeah I can't do just straight thick I mean sometimes the thin ones my cucumber salad I've never had it yet

it's crazy because you walked up to me with it like I've tried to force you to eat that cucumber salad for the past couple months something about people feeding me rumble. When people feed me, it's like, I get weird. Okay, I won't feed you. I'll just leave it on the counter.

Yeah, it's got to be like a cat. You know, when you leave food out, you can't actually feed cats treats. You can't approach a cat. It is such a cat. Cats got to approach you. Gotcha. So I just like leave it out. Oops.

Forget about it. Don't look at you type of thing. Or just make it look very enticing in the fridge. Like a clear. Maybe a little setup around it, like candles. A clear Tupper would do it. Okay. We don't have clear.

Tupperware. Like a glass one. Is it Tupper or tubber? Tupper. Tub. Tupper. No, pu. Not bu.

Tupper. I get where you'd be confused. Tupper. Because it does look like a tub. Tupper. You know. I think it's the brand Tupperware. Tubber-Were.

Tubber. Who owns Tupperware? Who owns Tupperware? I don't know. What do you think their name is? Tub. Tom. Tom.

Dick and Harry. Do you say Dick and Harry? Harry. Tom, Dick and Harry. Wait, the dick is Harry? Tom, Dick and Harry. Richard. Richard.

Richard would. I feel like a Richard would own Tupperware. Richard, yeah. No, Richard sells Tupperware. He does. That's a top sells in another one. Ladies only though. Like he goes door to door.

Yeah, he got a mustache. Like Napoleon dynamite? Uncle Rico. That kind of. Uncle Rico. That's perfect. Perfect. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, they filed bankruptcy. Y'all. Is it Richard? No, his name is Earl Tupper. Stop, he's so early. Earl. Let me see.

Chad Turton. Let me see. I love him. You guys. Oh my God. I love Earl. Wait, look at that foyer. Look at that.

Earl Tupper. He owned it from 1938 to 1958. And then Dart Industries took it over in 1958. Right. Earl Tupperware is not even that old. No, in 1930s. 1938. Yeah.

Wait, hold on. What were they doing before that? 1900s. Yeah. I thought Tupperware was around like fucking, you know, an olden day. No, they had 1800s? Do they have plastic back then? I don't know, but they did file bankruptcy.

I feel like it's a lot of glass. 2024. Yeah, I don't think they had plastic back in the 1800s. They filed bankruptcy? In 2024. Damn, how do you fucking go broke having Tupperware? It's Tupperware. Everyone has it.

Everyone has Tupperware. Yeah, I think that was a scam to get more money. You know, yeah, I feel like a lot of companies filed bankruptcy just so that they clear their debt for the next century. What is it as long as you? file a chapter 13 and not a chapter 7 you're okay or something like that chapter 13 is that what it is it's vice versa i don't know it's one of the you know are we rolling yeah all right hello friends please clip the old leave the dumberware go in there you guys just got to tune into a real

conversation that we actually have yeah it's genuine yeah it's good uh welcome back to another ash hi may you finish it off you do it tell Confess. That was good. That was really good, dude. Thank you. I think you're going to have to do it more. I had to open my diaphragm.

I get it. Opening the diaphragm. Yeah, that's good. Good stuff. Shut up. How's everybody doing? We're all fucking tired, man. We went to Disneyland yesterday.

Watched 3500,000 million steps. Yes. Part. Point five. Yeah, it was crazy. But it was so fun. No, we started it hot with cookie shots. We did.

I didn't get one. We were waiting for you guys. They were $20 a piece. Oh, I believe it. Let me just tell you. Everything a freaking Disneyland cost me. I'm in a freaking leg. It's a luxury to be able to go to Disneyland.

Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. How much money do you think they make in a day? It's just Disneyland. I feel like I looked this up one time. I feel like it was like $1.2 million. Yeah.

It's definitely a million a day. We looked up how much ears are just a year. And like it's almost a hundred million less. Yeah. Yeah. Just for the ears. Churros, six dollars a piece. God.

God, about 20. We did. Chiro was good though, huh? Hey, but guess what? Disney bought it for us. Cranberry cream cheese. How was that? I didn't try it.

It was fire. I couldn't do it. I couldn't. He felt like it was like blasphemous to his heritage to do that. Yeah, it's because I'm Mexicans, like, you don't. If I told my mom, hey, I dipped my churro in, like, a cream cheese, she'd be like, excuse me. She'd beat you. Yeah.

With a chakla or a chonkla. Chalchla. She'd beat you with a chancla. Yeah, she'd throw it straight, yeah. Did you get hit with those a lot when you were little? Yeah, with I was within range. I was catching a chancla. Yeah.

How's it feel to get hit in the back of a head with a chancla? It happens quick. You don't know what it is. You don't know what it is at first. And you're like, oh, it's a freaking shoe. My mom got aimed, she would be She would be

She would hit the heart I'm always going to do that Yeah I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna go out Next time Dylan

Pisses me off I'm popping off The chrome heart Fucking slipper And fucking throw it Oh No I threw a phone

At my brother though Like a It was a flip phone That's white people shit At his Yeah Yeah Throwing a flip thumb

It was a heavy Samsung We aimed to kill That's what we do Yeah Yeah before he had his helmet though No, it was after his helmet. So.

All right, guys, we, without further ado, let's get into the subject that has been long awaited. I'm so excited for this one. Okay, so I'm going to try to do this correctly. I, we, the subject we picked was, um, what was the pettiest thing? Yeah, like the funniest reason. The funniest, the pettiest reason why you broke up with somebody.

And some of you motherfuckers are assholes, dude. Yeah, I'm like really self-conscious after this subject. Bro. It's like the little things. Yeah, no, it's so bad. I'm like, oh my God, did I ever get broken up with him? It makes me like, if someone ghost me, it's like, what did I do? No, but then it made me feel like, God, I've been putting up with a lot of shit in my relationship.

Oh, my God, I could have left over chewing. Oh, my God, I could have left over somebody breathing the wrong way, just because he breathed through his mouth. Somebody was like he was a mouth breather. I was like, oh, my God. I get it. I get it. I get it in my mouth sometimes, though. Mm-hmm.

I feel like guys will be giving the ick pretty often, though, to women. Yeah. Yeah. Because I think I was sitting... Chasing after something. I was sitting on the couch a certain way. And Brooke was like, you can never sit on the couch like that. Oh, like when a dude crosses their legs.

I feel like, yeah. There's a certain someone in this house that will smoke a cigarette. And get the legs crossed. Little dangly and have the hands up like this. Never seen it. Or like the bottoms of the feet. Like, I don't want to see the bottoms of your feet. Yeah.

You know? Have you seen the dudes who like stim with their toes? Yes. So are they sitting there? Like, we also knew someone that used to put their feet behind and, like, their feet, you know, their toes on the chairs. I caught Seth. I caught Seth holding on to the zero gravity chair out there with just his big toes like it was a cigarette. That's great.

I'm going to not do that ever again. No. He loves like a little, like a little girl. He didn't. He was barefoot a lot. Oh, he's always barefoot. He never has a shirt or shoes on ever. No, I like hit 30 and I started thinking about that kind of stuff.

I'm like, I can't sit. So I realize I can't lay down on my stomach anymore and have my feet touching. What? Lay down on your stomach, like up in the air? Yeah. Oh, like the little danglies. Can't do it. I can't like, yeah, I can't swing my legs and have my stomach touching at the same time.

The favorite thing to do is getting in like before you get into bed and you. Who does? What? You do that? I have to wipe my feet off. Like a little cricket. You cannot have crumbs on your feet and get into your bed. That's why you don't walk around barefoot.

Wait, why do you have shoes on and you'll never have crumbes on? If you didn't have a second, you might have a little, if there's even one spec, I'm not even joking, you guys. If it's like, I can feel it in the bed and I'm going to freak out. Or it can be nothing. I still do it. I literally have fucking slippers on every day. And even in my own house and we have a clean house, dude. So like.

No, so you're telling me you walk around barefoot and then throw socks on. No, absolutely. No, no, no. Okay. So I'm just saying, how did the crumbs get there in the first place? Because I had, being on the floor. But I had shower.

She's got kids. Yeah. Cash walks by with a fucking moon pie. Game over. Who gave them a moon pie? Antie. The mollied in a moon pie is wild. Ante doesn't say no.

I had come to find that out this trip. She goes, you can blow the bubbles in the house and we're like, no. No. No. She goes, yeah, no, don't do that. I was like, I mean, I can't do that. All right, let's get into it. Oh, wait.

There's so many good ones. I want to just get into it. So many go. This one says, shardy had nine toes i needed 10 anything else is a bonus that is fucking horrific shardy had nine toes where did the other one go yeah i would like i needed that little piggy went to the market did it go to it didn't come back from the market did it go to that little piggy straight went to the market damn i feel bad for her poor baby i wonder if her balance was off and which toe was it oh should we ask

if you could lose a toe which one can do the pinky yeah it has to no i don't know i think one of the The others need to be the one that goes because like isn't the inside and the outside what keeps you grounded? No, the outside. Okay, it's less noticeable. And like looking at like shoes right now, my pinky toes basically covered. You know? I feel like the one next to the pinky could go. Yeah, yeah, that could go.

The gap. I want all of them. There'd be a gap. Yeah, it's the ring finger. The ring finger toe. I don't think I could do it. Oh, fingers? No.

No, like ring toe fingers, what I call it. Yeah, yeah, because then you could sew them closer together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it wouldn't look terrible. Like losing a tooth, you can shove them forward a little bit. Or like when people have the webbed where it's like stuck. Have you seen that? Yeah.

Web toes. It's like. Dude, Dylan says I have web toes. Do I? No. I don't think so either. No, for free, blur that. Yeah, blur my toes out.

But do I have web toes? No, no. Okay, that's what I thought. He's like, you have the cutest little feet that you have web toes. I'm like, no, I don't. Has he never seen a webtoe? I don't know. I've never seen one either.

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funniest person in their lives ever. Did I write that in? That's literally Haley. Yeah, no. No, piss me off. Don't piss me off. You cannot be funnier. I also can't do it if they're not funny.

Yeah. If you have no sense of humor and not funny at all and I'm funnier than you. It's got to be a it's got to be a little competition. They got to see you're funny. Yeah. Or they got to like play off your funny.

But I think I've realized like I'm funny and the men are just there. So it's like maybe they're not that funny is me. Dude, Dylan and I fucking laugh so hard all day long. And it's because we're both funny. The cello?

Bro, I almost pissed my pants at Disney. Chello? So I have a dog, dude. I have a clip of it. You guys? I didn't do. Did anyone else watch this video?

Yes. Hold on. Did you add it to the shared? I added it to the shared, but this video right here, insert this freaking clip because there is a moment in which I'm following behind them and this dude turns around. He's so stupid. He doesn't begin. They probably thought he was a character at the freaking park.

But if you guys. knew what we were talking about. I have to give you context. We're literally walking and we're listening to music. And he's like, what do you think we'd be like if we were in the, in the roaring 20s? And I was like, well, first of all, we'd have to fucking take a dance class because we both suck. We'd need to learn how to dance. And he's like, man, I'd be on there just playing the cello. He's like, and you'd be on the harp. What? No, it was just. And the way he does it is like, he's so animated. He's so animated. He's so animated with it. crazy.

He's like a cartoon character. Yeah, that is. He is a cartoon character. So I think when there's two funny people in the relationship, I mean, how can you go wrong? Yeah. Well, it's the same kind. It's like playing off of each other's funny. It's so important.

I would want a funnier dude than me. I would want somebody who like would just pull the funniness out of me. This one can't handle it. Yeah? I don't know. I think your, your. That gives you a little run for your money because you guys both have the same aesthetic. I think he's funnier than me?

I think you guys both have, yeah, he's a male version of you. He is. Yeah. Damn. Wow. Yeah. How do you feel about that? And I think that's why you like him because you guys can go tip for tap, you know?

Yeah, we do. Yeah. All right, next, who's got another one? Oh, I got a great one. Oh, mine are only going to get better from here on out. He sent me a live photo, and he farted in it. I don't know And it was a member of Hollywood undead

I have to know which member dude I want to send this to one of the guys And be like which one was it Who was it? Was it you? Yeah, literally said loud and wet Ew In a live photo

That's why I can never take a live photo That's crazy How are you hot when you're pressing something out like that anyways Why are you taking a photo While you're farting though? Yeah But that's what I'm saying And then take the photo

Well how can you be sexy and mog when you're farting. Like, I don't understand that. I don't know. That's crazy. Hold on. He farted in a life. That's a quick fart, first of all.

Quick fart. To catch that I think a lot? Yeah. Yeah. I would probably go something to you. And I also learned you can hear stuff in a life. Yeah. Since when could you hear the live?

Yeah. You can turn up the volume. There's a time in place. Oh, all you have to do is just fucking, Mimi. Have you been farting in your life? No, I don't do you do your live photos. Oh, okay, okay.

I turn that off. Yeah, that's not on. But also, I've always thought this. I feel like cameras always are watching and recording, because how did you know the couple seconds before I was going to hit the button? This is too deep for me to think about right now. The button to take the photo, it records like the first three seconds. That means it's always recording, because how did you know when I was going to hit the button?

I thought it was the after. I thought it was three seconds after you hit the button. That would make more sense. No, it's before because it has you like getting into place and then taking it. No, it doesn't. Yeah. I've always seen it like after like the camera. I've seen before.

Okay. Yeah. So think about that. What did you got one? I have one. Let's go. No, like myself. Oh.

Yeah. I think I was like in high school maybe, but I went out with this girl and I think she, on a date. She first, definitely first date, she facetined her friend like in the middle of the day. And then I was like, that's it. Why? What did she say? That was the thing. I thought it was like an emergency.

Like, oh, there's something going on. But no, they were just like, hey, how was your day? How was like English class or whatever? Oh, so she doesn't know how to read a room. Yeah. No, I mean, yeah. Yeah. So, and then I think I drove her home right after that.

Yeah. Well, because it makes you feel, yeah, it makes you feel like they're not interested in what you're saying. Yeah. And it was cool. I was like, I'm not going to waste my time, though. I'm an efficient guy. Did she ever text you back? I don't know.

No. I don't think so. Maybe she just wasn't interested and you guys both weren't interested. I think that's what it was. She didn't know how to verbalize it. I don't think English was her first language though. Oh. Yeah.

All right. Yeah. I don't know where she was from, but she wasn't from America. Gotcha. Not it. All right. Mames. This one reminded me of you.

This one said because they fucking whistled too much. Oh my God. My biggest fucking pet peeve, dude, is a whistler. Just fucking. fucking whistling Dixie all through the house. Like, come on, man. Like, knock it the fuck off. My autistic ears can't handle those high pitches.

I was going to say, is there a certain type of pitch of whistle that you can handle versus none of them? Yeah, I like a low hum. That's about it. I hate a high whistle, which is crazy because the Astell Confess intro. It's literally me triggering my own shit. That's why when people are in the comments and they're like, I fucking hate it. I'm like, me too.

And then other people are like, I love it. No, I hate whistling. I don't like it. It's like a fucking recorder. You know those things? My kid just loved a fucking play around those. I can play the shit out of one of those in third grade, though. Yeah, same.

Oh, my gosh. She made me buy her too. Yep. What colors? There's a nice blue one and then there's a pink one. Oh, that blue? They're switching it up. Yeah, it was like a rainbow-ish, like unicorn-looking one.

She really likes it. Yeah, I think I rented mine. Yeah, she was like, oh my God, mom, guess what I learned how to play it? I said, that's crazy. On cross buns? I didn't ask to hear it. Can you? How does that one go?

Remind me. Hot cross buns. Hot cross buns. I feel like I'm really missing out here. I don't know what a recorder is. The fucking little flute thing? It kind of looks like a fake clarinet. Never.

So what's the blue and pink thing you're talking about? That's Olivia's, but I just never. It's like the color. They're like a size of a ruler, you know? A little bit bigger, yeah. Really? They're like plastic, right? Yeah.

Yeah, mine was plastic. Is that how you play it? Is there a reed? I got it really, what? She's got to, moisten it up? There's not a read. No.

Whose mom was teaching me how to play the saxophone? Was it your mom? My mom's music teacher. She really taught me, and I blew, like it was great. You did do it. As soon as she told me what to do, it was great. She walked you through it.

Yeah, that was awesome. All right, I got one. Ready? This guy, or this lady said, he shat. Hold on. He shat with the door open in a mountain cabin.

We were seeing each other for about two months, went away for the first time. I got really sick, but on the morning, I woke up and started making us coffee until I smelled something rancid. It was him, taking a shot with the bathroom door wide open.

His reason was he wanted to feel free. Whatever the reason, disgusting. I get it, yeah. I don't know, because I feel like, two months in and you're not. No. Two months in and you're shitting with the door open? No.

Okay. Dude, I don't even pee with the door open. I'm so weird about that. Listen, I don't think women should shit in front of their partners. And I get so much hate for this whenever, every any time I say this, but I will never shit in front of my significant other. I think that's fair. No. Not doing it.

Disagree. No. You don't need to sit. I don't get to sit. I don't know. That's different. That's a situation. I just meant like I, it was all.

But that wasn't like. I get bad Mexican. Yeah, okay. Yeah. You were creating life. I had an ex that we had one out and we were lit and middle of the night, I'm still like kind of awake, gets up and like runs to the bathroom. I'm like, fuck. Bathroom's in my bedroom.

I'm going to hear it. And I literally hear just blowing it up. And I was like, yeah, I got to go. And I literally went to my guest room and went to bed and found out. I came down the next morning. My trash can is on my sink. And I was like, what's that? He was like, that's where I had to throw up in.

I said, awesome. Both in, same time. Okay, but I feel like that's like, yeah, he's sick. You're a bitch. That was crazy. Still gave me dick. Damn. Still gave me dick.

He was sick. He's got food poisoning. No, he's drunk. I feel like if you've been with somebody for two or three months and they feel comfortable enough to shit with you in the same room as them, like close the door just time meeting. Yeah, I get that. But I'm talking about the lady who wrote in. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about the, well, he was sick.

So that dude deserves a pass because if he was shit or drunk. Oh, gotcha. Not sick like that. He doesn't sick. Oh, okay. Yeah. Drunk. Yeah, well, then control yourself. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. But I think when you've been with somebody for like two or three months and they're shitting in the same room with you with the door closed, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Yeah, I think like that's neat picking and being a little picky because what happens if one day

fucking you have to shit and you guys are literally on, shit. I'm going to go a hotel room or something. Share in a hotel room. What are you going to do? Go to the lobby? Yep. Yo. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, even like whenever we have to like share like a shower room, I literally won't hit that bathroom. I will hit the lobby bathroom. You don't use the shower room? No.

I will use it to shower, but if I got to go number two, I will hit the lobby. You got to take a kuduca. Yeah. I think every, that's like a, definitely a hack. Don't want to smell tropical fart? Yeah. Oh, God. Did we even talk about it?

Tropical fart? You didn't hear this whole conversation yesterday? Tropical fart is a key word. I will not. I will not poop in front of anybody. Jay, with him 10 years, never saw me shit. Okay? Farted one time in front of him by accident, which we talked about.

Huh? Sundress. No, she took him to poop. She didn't poop in front of him. Yeah. That's when I shit my pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyways, so Dee went down to go get the coffees,

and I went into the bathroom thinking I just had to pee, and then all of a sudden a loaf, a loaf appeared. I get it sometimes. You know, and I just had to get it out real quick. Well, it didn't smell, but I wanted to make sure. So we have poopery in there. So I spray it, right? And he's down there for like 10 minutes, right?

Comes back up. I fucking hate him. Comes back up and he goes, did you make it? The way he said it. He goes, did you make a, Poopie. A poopie's crazy.

Shut the fuck up. I'm like, no, I didn't. He said, you made a poopie. He goes, it smells like tropical fart. He said it smells like strawberry fart. And I was just like, bro, go away. He said, I'm going to get you a cupcake. Baby's first poop.

And this is all. whole time I've been denying it. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It didn't happen. I'm like, girls don't poop. Yeah. Hate him. It's funny.

It's funny. Yeah. That's what I've been having to deal with. What's like a good hack to not have the, like a bathroom stink after you blow it up? Poopery. Dude. No. No.

Let's see you don't have that. Let a match. Be a real man. Let a match. Put soap in the toilet before you go. That's like poopery. It's like if you don't have poopery. Never thought about that.

I saw it on. So fucking lying next year. Is that glowed? L. In a YouTube video maybe? I don't know. Put it in the toilet. So then when you flush, it mixes with soap.

So it kind of helps. As soon as it hits the water, flush. Flush. Flush. Don't let it linger. Don't break the seal. Yeah, they call that a courtesy flush. Yeah.

I'd be hitting those like crazy. Yep. Not me. I like to let it linger. I want to waft in my own scent. Yeah, I had to take her toilet paper earlier. And she said, if you love me, you'll sniff it. That's what I heard.

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I have a quick one. They didn't float. What? What? Was it a dead body? No, I think they were just swimming. Maybe he couldn't float. That could have been taking so many

different ways. That's crazy. I literally just pictures of one like, Mid Lake. Not knowing how you had a tread water? But also, have you seen the videos, and it'll be like immediate ick, and they go under the water.

and it's like the feet kicking. It's like the dudes with your little feet. Oh, do any of you still plug your nose when you jump in the water though? No, I know. I grew up. Yeah, okay, good.

Yeah, that's an automatic roast. That's a roast. I mean, respectfully. I might if the water's really dirty. That's fair. Like a lake? Yeah, if it's like a dirty water in the river or something.

I guess, yeah. I don't know. I like to swim in what I can't see the bottom of my feet in. Yeah, the ocean is scary. It's a scary place. Yeah, dude, cash almost got taken out yesterday. He didn't know what a wave could take you.

So it just started taking him. I was like, Olivia, get him. She's like in the water. She's just watching him get taken away. Dude, get your brother. She's like, I've been waiting for this moment. She's like, you remember the little days when he wasn't around? She's waving to him.

Yeah, that's literally her. I'm like fully dressed on the beach. She's just standing there watching him get taken out by the wave. That's so funny. That's so Olivia. Go ahead, Jaime. I came over and he had a twin-sized bed. No.

Wait. I had one for a minute. I'm not going to lie. But like, what if the room was small. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I can't imagine putting a queen-size in your bedroom. Bro, I had went and visited a dude who was on probation, on house arrest, at his grandma's house, who only had a fucking twin bed with the fucking shit still on it.

You know how the old people keep the crackle thing on it? The plastic? The plastic. Yeah, and we slept on it. We would like wake up and just sweating on this fucking crackling every time you move. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like if you really want to fucking like, what if he was a great dude with a twin bed? You know what?

Buy him a queen. Yeah, bitch. Buy him a queen. If it bothers you that bad, mattresses are fucking cheap on Amazon. Another twin butted up against it. Yeah. Two twins. I think judging somebody for them not being able to afford something is a little fucked up.

Exactly. But I mean... But I like to swing low and I have low expectation, so nobody listened to me, right? I know when you were describing him, I said... Yeah. I mean, it was like, is he still around? Oh, that guy, no, you don't want him. No, I had a twin bed for a while.

You had a twin bed for... You'd bring girls home to it? How did that work out? Do you just sleep really close? Yeah, yeah, I think it was like... I think it was college days for sure. Definitely not a dorm, but like student apartments, you know, it was very... Did you live with...

Great, I have questions. Let's go. Did you live with a bunch of dudes? Like, yeah, two dudes, but I never met him before. It is my first time living in Tennessee. Wait, so how did you meet him, Craigslist? No, I just met him that day. It was like when you apply to live there, they pair you with people.

Oh, it was like my college dorm. Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't know that that was even a thing. So how did you bring people back into those situations? So you shared the living room and the kitchen. And everyone had their own room and bathroom. So it was very easy to just, yeah. Oh, cool.

Yeah. Oh. So, yeah. You had your own room and bathroom. I didn't have my own room and bathroom. Elegant. I had to share. Oh, share a bathroom?

Bathroom and room. Oh, I'd fight. Like, our beds were like this. But, like, also, I would just be like, yo. Are you in a dorm? Yeah. See, that's the difference between dorm and student. Student housing is a little better than dorms, I think.

No, I was in a dorm. Dorm is a little un... And you could bring people back to your dorm? I would. Oh, that's for sure. I'm pretty sure. It's like, we're not keeping the dick for me. I'd bring him back even if they were, like, asleep.

Dog, I've been to a couple of dorms. They're pretty lit. Wait, so you fucked him while she was in the room asleep? I think so. Yeah. Quietly. But I think she also did the same. Kind of didn't care.

Yeah. I think once you live with somebody and you're just stuck together, you just have to figure it out. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. I don't care. Because I get it. This person said he tasted like sour milk when I kissed him.

That's halitosis, baby. He must have been an alcoholic. I don't like it. Sour stomach. That's your gut microbiome. If someone leaves a linger on you. immediately dumping them. A linger?

Yeah, like a lingering smell on you. A tinge. A tinge of stench. If they left a tinge on you, dump them. I have another tinge one. Go ahead. They smelled like SpaghettiOs and had the personality of a chip of lead paint. A chip of lead.

I don't hate that. We have some in the pantry. I like spaghettis. I know. The meatballs or without the meatballs? Oh, I love the meatballs. The meatballs are fire. I'll fucking eat the meatballs first.

You're picking out the meatballs. Yeah. I'll eat them first. Yeah. No, I purposely when I was younger. would take more out of the thing. Yeah. And then my brother would have like two.

I love the meatballs in this video. They're fire. Yeah. Get it. All right. So buddy had the personality of a wet chip paint or whatever they said. A chip of lead paint. Chipp of lead paint.

Yeah. Yeah. Not acrylic. What color? Yeah. Toxic. Oh, got it. Gotcha.

Mm-hmm. I thought of it been boring. No. Me too. All right. This one says, Mm-hmm. I actually know this person I had to DM them after

afterwards and ask him about it. He said it was the way that they kissed tongue moving in hyper speed. He said she would just jetted into his mouth. Ew, like like a fucking lizard, right? Like a lizard? I couldn't. He was just jamming into his mouth. He's like just a rocket tongue.

Oh, when you kiss ladies, you got to be sensual about it. Be sweet. Yeah, why are we jamming tongues into their mouths? Yeah, none of that. Well, she obviously didn't. practice on her wall like we talked about Oh, it was a girl. I thought it was a dude. No, the dude messaged me.

You know him too. And he said that this girl would just like... This girl said his toenails. Fucking nasty men out here with witchy ass toenails. I know exactly what she means by witchy. It's like the curved ones. I know. I know.

I already know. Dude's feet? I kind of just don't want to see him. Like just always wear socks. Keep the socks on. If I see a jeans, sandal, combo, dude, I am so mad. Speaking of sandals, this person said he wore

flip flops on a rope swing, and the flip flops made him stumble. On a rope swing? What the hell? Tripping on your flip flops. What is happening? Fliplops on a rope swing. Fucking where the red fern grows.

Like, what is happening, dude? It's sad that he just wraps his big toes around the rope swing. Could you imagine? In the sandal? Yeah. It just bends the sandal back. No. That's crazy. I got chills. I didn't like that one.

I just got so cold in here. Yeah, I did. I felt that too. Okay, too. Yeah, I got a little goosebumps. Yeah, I got chills too. Turn the spirit box on. Ooh.

Because it literally got so cold. Oh, I did. You can you see? Look, I have goosebumps right now. All of us at one time? Yes, look at that. Stop. See my goosebumps?

I've had more hair. That's weird. That's crazy, you guys. You don't have hair. I don't even think you have the follicle to grow the hair. Yeah, put the spirit box on because something just happened. That was crazy. That was crazy right now.

This lady said no earlobes. No. I have questions. Did they get it? Is it a dog? Did they get their ears cropped? What is happening? Cropped?

Yeah, like what is, how do you just miss earlobes? I mean, okay, but I have seen it. So is it if they have those big things in it and then have them? No, I've just seen it where like the lobe doesn't come down. It just goes like the bend goes straight to, it's like a perfect seat. It's like the ear took a shortcut. Yeah. It just went straight to the head instead of taking like a detour.

No. Just on the bottom, it just sees out. There's no little, there's a lot less surface area. Have you ever seen someone with like incredibly small ears? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And incredibly big ears.

You know, your ears never stop growing. I'm so excited for that. I have to sneeze, hold on. A chew. Nope. I mean, bless you. Nope. Why did I say?

You did the thing. You took my sneeze. She said, at you. You did the sneeze and you bless yourself. that was like when you answered yourself in the car the other night I should have suck your dick no ew what happened I'll be I will literally answer myself

she asked the question to someone else and then answered it herself she's like should I suck your dick no ew when was this when we were drunk coming out of the bar the other night oh lord my friend Anthony he's so funny he's like a comedian on Facebook

or on Instagram or fucking social media one of those platforms Anyways, he said one rogue hair around her butthole holding onto a large piece of toilet paper for dear life. Role-hair? No. No. I bet you she washed her hair and the hair got stuck in her butt crack. Maybe.

Wait, say it again. The hair was attached to what? A rogue piece of toilet paper. Oh, that's the dingleberry. Just fucking, you just flick it off? Of course. That's not a sign of bad hygiene. That's just a bad timing.

That timing. That's so funny. Yeah. Bad timing is crazy. That's what it is. That's what it is. That timing. Guys, we got two words.

The first one was console. Either console table. Table? What did I say? What'd they say? She stuttered. I got to stop. Yeah.

She makes pronounced a word. In the whole podcast. Stop. Just end it right now. All right. One last one. Oh, wait. Here's the Hollywood Undead one.

I still want to know which one it was. I do. Um, he came too fast and then he went into the bathroom and I could tell he was crying in there. And he tried to hold back tears when he came back to me. No, I didn't finish, but I laughed hard now. I need a man, not a little boy. That's not fair. That could have been a minute for him.

Bro, imagine being so hot and then you make a guy come that fast and then you're like, you suck. That's cute. That's crazy. Yeah, but like, did he make her, like, she didn't come. She said she didn't finish. Yeah, but like you could have got more rooms. That's annoying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like totally fucking like make him feel like the man, whatever. And then fuck again. Go round two. Yeah. Yeah. Like you just accept the fact you were hot and he busted. Yeah. A little sugar-free gatorade.

That or he could have just been so horny from the sexual tension. What? Is that the round two starter pack? A yellow sugar-free gatorade. I'll go crack it and then. What if it's not sugar-free? Yeah. I don't do that.

I don't know. Okay, that's just a you thing. It's a me thing, yeah. Oh, I thought this was like universal. No, just for me. I like the hydration from the yellow one. For me too, I prefer it. Okay.

It's my favorite. I get it. It's a little like pine sally, but I love it. Like a little cleaner-ish? Doesn't taste like cleaner, do you? I love the yellow ones. The yellow one doesn't taste like cleaner? What's your favorite?

You also didn't think Glacier-free. The blue? Yeah, light blue. Yeah, I guess. Life is good. Yeah. I call it by its government name. Yeah.

What's a glacier freeze? Yeah. You have to call it by its color. Yeah. Someone here? Sorry. Full cover. Full guby.

I surprised. Kennedy. You said as someone here and it said Kennedy. All right. Kennedy. We love you. Kennedy. Like J.F.

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