Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

Hailee logs on to Facebook to find love and...wow. She shares her story, and Bunnie & Meme have some things to say. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Take us on the Facebook. Speaking of Facebook. Yeah, take us on the Facebook. We heard there was some type of. We heard there was some type of. And this is a story that she's been saving. She saved all of us. She was like, I have information for all of you guys. Yeah, she wouldn't tell us while we were in hair and makeup.

So our reactions to this are gonna be genuine. So it better be fucking good. So. Yeah. We had a little thing. What was it? A few days ago where we were like, you should get on Facebook dating. Like, you know, just like see what's on there. OK, we wanted to read the profiles, not make fun of, but read the profiles

kind of like we did. What's out there? Yeah, I just were browsing. Yeah. And I was like, I don't want to do it. Well, also, I ended up doing it. And at first it was just, fine guys just coming through realize it's because it was showing me all the hot guys that were not in Nashville. None of those. Well, because you put 100 mile difference. These were like 800 miles. Okay. It was just it was just like a

preview. Okay, so it sucked me in. I was like, you know what, I kind of like this. So I actually set up a profile. We okay, we helped her set up a profile. And the kitchen, you know what? I kind of like this. So I actually set up a profile. We okay, we helped her set up a profile. And the kitchen, we in the kitchen, we we made a little profile for you. Two days ago. What was your profile? My bio said I didn't want salmon. I said it four times. That comes from Jaime. I didn't want salmon. I said it four times. Yeah, it's a stepbrothers. Okay. Yeah. I said it four times. Okay. Other than that stepbrothers. Stepbrothers. Okay. I didn't want salmon.

I said it four times. Okay. Other than that, I had no nothing about like what I did. Nothing. Okay. Had a few photos at some Zack tops and suicide boys and some young Dolph has my music. That's it. Okay.

Yeah. Suicide boys. Scrum. Scrum. Delamptious. So I was like, yeah, don't like this, whatever. Because as soon as I match with someone, I'm like, OK, I'm already over it. But then I match with someone who is actually cute.

And he messaged me first. Don't even remember what we said. But so I actually have been talking to him since then. What? Yes. Like all day talking. Actually, really like him. Get the fuck out of here. What's his name? His name is But don't uh not giving him

any time of day. Where is he from? Um he's from California. From California Okay. Our humor is the same. He lives in California? No he lives here. Oh from California. He is like 6'3 big teddy bear like like is in- he has like managed construction stuff, whatever. Blue collar. We manifested this. Yes.

Perfect. And I'm telling you we have the same humor just like we have the same views on like everything. When is his birthday? August 6th, Leo. Leo, yep Leo. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. Anyway, everything's going great. So last night, you guys, I, we FaceTimed for three hours, um, had no makeup on, too. Like, I FaceTimed him with no makeup. That's insane. She would never do that. Wouldn't even come around to us without makeup.

Literally. Yeah. I FaceTimed him with no makeup for three hours and camera on your face. Yes, because I point when Jay facetimes me and I'm ugly, he gets the ceiling. No, no. On my face the whole time. Yeah. Whole time. And so I don't know if you guys I told you about the trend like shoulder told the trend where like you facetime with some random dude. So I use my other phone and I was just testing out his humor and I put my phone on my other phone and it's some random guy just sitting there.

And he literally, as soon as he answers, he puts the phone down so quick, I start busting up laughing. He goes, and I put it like back to me. He goes, yo, Hailey, what the fuck was that? That was wild. Like, bro, and that was the first time we ever spoke. Like he immediately thought it was funny humor, whatever.

Like we got along so well for this three hours. We talked about everything like three hours is a long time. Long as a date. That's a date. I don't even feel like you were an hour ahead. An hour ahead. So this was like so late at night for him. He got yelled at by his sister and his dad for being so loud on the phone too. They came in like three times.

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You're a cougar. I guess you call me that too. He's a Puma, but he said he liked older women. I'm telling you, we had so much in common. All right. If he likes older women, he has mommy's issues. Where's his mom? Yeah. I don't know. But she's adorable. The way he described her is so cute.

Okay. Okay. Also loved his sister. Like I literally like felt like I would fit in perfect with his family too. Okay. And we even planned a date for this Wednesday because he comes back today. We plan a date for Wednesday. Just going to like a little dive bar, like one of his normal like spots he goes to. You're not taking me good night Nashville. No. Does he know who you are? No. Are you sure? Does he follow you on Instagram? No, like this is literally day two of talking. He only knew my first name.

Got you. Nothing. And I have not told him what I do. Like he he asked on the phone what I do. And I just said makeup. That's it. I left it at that. Yeah. And then so yeah, we made plans. OK, we have a date Wednesday. Dude, if she fucking falls in love off Facebook Marketplace.

Bro. And then like even like he would like he asked how short I was or my height. I said I'm five three. He's like, oh my God, I'm a foot taller than you. I love it. Blah, blah, blah. He said he used to be like 400 pounds. He's lost like 100 pounds twice. He loves a thick woman.

Like literally said that, like literally like, like so respectable too, you can tell. Can we see a picture? Yeah, you can. Can we not show it on the pod? Of course. Hold on, let me get my bifocals on. Yeah, does he, has he sent you a dick pic yet?

No, don't have his dick. This is like, he sent- Are you gonna be picky about that though? Cause you are a size queen. I don't care. Really? Okay. I mean, unless it's like a child on the screen, unless it's like a belly button. Let me see. I need to invest it on the screen. Let me see it. Put it on the screen. I need to examine his face. He sent me this shadow. I should do it. Well, you know what? Is there a video? Can I see like his mannerisms or his video? But he acts kind of like Jaime.

Oh, not the light. He has the same kind of mannerisms as Jaime. Leo men are fun. He taught his voice sounds like Zachary Fick. And I told him that and he knew who that was. He has blue eyes. Is this him just laying down, sending me a selfie? It's not like so your type to get a good hairline.

Yeah. Yeah. He's got a great hairline. Yeah, he's got a great hairline. Half Max Blue eyes. He's got a chiseled jaw. He's got earrings. Yep. You know, have we seen him when he's standing up? You know, any of his social. I have this one. Can you look, you know, any of his social medias? Yeah, found it.

He's on the left. Oh, totally. Tattoos. OK, totally your type. Tattoos. Okay. Totally your type. Okay. Is there any more pictures? Show us more pictures. What's that one below?

Not that one. There was one where he's like shirtless in the bathroom. Let's see that one. Oh, I got his last name now. Him and his niece. I don't see shirtless. He does not look 24. That's someone's uncle.

That's all I got. That looks like two different people, though, doesn't it? Go back to the one, the one of him in the beanie. What's that picture right there with the hair? That's when he was dressed as Nacho Libre. I can only get that out of my eye. OK, OK. Go to the one of him in the beanie holding the kid.

This just looks like three different people. That looks like an older man to the left that was a bad angle That's a bad lighting and looking down at the phone. Okay. Yeah, okay, but he looks like that You see you facetimed him face time. Yeah, okay cute. Okay. Um Yeah, we've been talking whatever like he oh wait, I have one more he sent me. This is when he had a mullet. It's okay. But yeah, okay. Okay.

Cute cute. Yep. He's a cutie pie. So where are you guys going to go on a date and should we be there under guy? Hang on hang on. As soon as we hang out the call, okay, others more. Yes. Okay. He said you still find his hell without makeup on out the call. Okay. Oh, there's more. Yes. Okay.

He said, you still fine as hell without makeup on by the way. I was like, oh thanks. Kicking my feet. And he goes, you kiss on the first date, like laughing emoji. And I was like, yeah. She's like, I might suck you off

and show you who the throat goat is. Rope you in. Yeah. Jupiter Cobra. And then he's also, he was like, I'm not a huge PDA guy. I was like, oh, my God, I'm not either. Like, we just had so much in common. OK. So, yeah, so I was just like,

I'll talk to you tomorrow, whatever, you know, I didn't text back. I kind of it was just kind of like ending the conversation. OK. I get a text at nine.50 that's just like, oh, I'm fucking dead this morning, whatever. Okay, cool, I was still asleep. 30 minutes later. Hey, I'll be honest, you're a great person, but the more I've been thinking about it,

kids is something I want for myself. I think this won't work out in the long run, but I do wish you the best. Blocked. What? Why did you take me on this emotional roller coaster? This is why I'm not dating anymore, because I actually like this. What was his last name again?

I saw it. But he blocked you? Because it's funny because we had the same views on kids too. Like he was like, yeah, I don't know about all that. Like basically your life stops. And I'm like, Sam, I think that too. Like I want to still live my life right now. I'm not ready for a kid, you know?

And like we both he has like issues like probably like getting a kid. I have PCOS. So we both were like, yeah, we're going to have to probably make it in a factory, whatever, if we ever want to have a kid. Literally, we talked about that. OK. And then all of a sudden, he's like, I'll be honest. Kids is something I want.

And I literally sent back, I said, wait, are you joking? Because I thought it was just fucking with me. I was like, I never said they were completely off the table, just not right now. My message didn't go through blocked. So mind you, I have another phone. Oh, crazy. That's come out. I go on my other phone because I'm just like,

I want to say something. And I don't even remember what I said on my other phone, but it was basically like the same thing like, yo, like, don't block me on this. But I was like, kids, like I didn't say that's off the table. Like you also agreed with me. And then I said something under that I can't remember, but that message didn't say that's off the table like you also agreed with me and then I said something under that I can't remember but that message didn't go through so he blocked me already

that quick on my other phone and I go to Facebook dating profile his is removed you're blocked but then mind you I can find all your social media. What, why? I go on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. I'm not blocked on any of those. So I was like, cause I was like, maybe he found out who I was because he did ask at the end. I said, I have a podcast tomorrow. I go to bed. I gotta go to bed.

He was like, can I ask like who your client is? Or like what the podcast is for? And I was like, I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll tell you like later, whatever. So maybe he got curious and looked me up. Maybe the first podcast he saw was probably cheating. But that or he's probably cheating. Look at Jaime's like, that's that's what he's probably cheating on somebody.

He was definitely too good of a guy to like not have a girl figured out who you were and was like, oh fuck, I am going to get so busted if fucking. Yeah, but you're going to get busted now. and was like, oh fuck, I am gonna get so busted if I can. Yeah. But you're gonna get busted now too. You're on Facebook dating. Yeah, you're on Facebook dating. How are you on Facebook dating if you've got a-

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I was like I when I first facetimed him and showed him like the guy, I immediately switched to me because I didn't want him to like hang up and block me He was like he was like no, I wouldn't have blocked you right away Like I would have said like yo, what the fuck and then like, you know not talk to you So I'm like you immediately blocked me over like kids. He has a girl It's a sure. He's so like him and his mom and sister. I Think I think maybe he talked about me to them also. And maybe he brought up the fact I didn't want kids and they were like, you're internalizing this,

you're internalizing this and you're somehow trying to make this your fault. And that's this is not your fault. That dude's not a fucking weirdo. What a fucking asshole. He definitely lurked to see who you were definitely saw that you're affiliated with us and was like, Oh, fuck you think he would have blocked me on social medias? He's gonna circle back around. Don't block him.

He's gonna circle back around. Dude's gonna unblock you a week from now and he's gonna text you. And we're gonna get to the bottom of this and find out why. We're getting to the bottom of this. I do because I genuinely, I know it'd only been two days, but when I tell you guys, we had the same sense of humor.

I already feel like, yo. He's 30 minutes though. Didn't you say he sent you like a morning text message? Yeah, he was like, yeah. He was like, I'm fucking dead this morning. And you didn't reply. Right? I didn't reply in 30 minutes cause I was still asleep.

Okay. So he probably got in his feelings. And that was like, there's, there's a new, listen, we can sit here. Hypothetically, yes. People are- Got his feelings about, it's the kid part though. That is so random. He's trying to put it on you. He's gaslighting you, baby.

It is working. Don't let him. Yes, I don't know. Yes, I definitely don't think it's the kid's thing, but it's not. What the fuck? He found out who you are. Yeah, trust me. Am I ever wrong about these things? Have I ever been wrong? She said no.

Anytime I've called anything with any of these dudes, I've always been dead on. I promise you he either has a girl found out who you were and does not want to get busted or he that good. That's the only thing I get to think of. Small window too. Cause my brain first goes to like, maybe he stayed up that night and like looked you up. he's crazy eyes that's why I wanted to see pictures and videos I could feel his energy yes he's got crazy eyes so dudes probably very bipolar too he's also 24 yes he didn't probably had a party night last night he's coming down he was with his family. They're visiting his grandma.

Literally his grandma was in the hospital on her like 80th birthday. They were visiting family in Virginia. Like I know so much about like. But do we know if any of this is true? When you were on FaceTime you said his family came in. I did read. His dad walked in, his sister walked in

and was like, yo, shut up. So the, whenever I posted that clip on my TikTok about us doing that, there were so many people in the comments, if you go read, they're like, be careful on Facebook Marketplace because I've been catfished. Or whatever the fuck they call it. That's what it is to me.

It's technically what it is. They're like, I've been catfished so many times. So, be careful. What? And how funny though, because there was a lot that were like, I met my- Why did you take me on that emotional fucking journey? Because he's- That was a mindfuck. was a lot that were like that emotional fucking journey. Because he's, that was a mindfuck. I feel like that was like that shouldn't happen.

And that's fucked up. Well, so I deleted my fucking profiles. Like I'm done with this. Why don't let that dude fucking know or you. It's not even just him. It's the fact that that disturbed my peace. Yeah. And I don't want that ever to happen again.

So what happened was it didn't disturb your peace. You got your hopes up and you got your feelings hurt. Yeah. And I don't want that ever to happen. It was it didn't disturb your peace You got your hopes up and you got your feelings hurt. Yeah, and I don't like that So I just don't ever talk to a guy that's not gonna happen. No Seriously, well, I'm gonna fucking hurt you. I know listen, dude. I'm about to investigate your whole entire. I have your full name right now Looked at what she brought up his profile. I was like, okay, I'm gonna be Googling this motherfucker until it's fucking midnight tonight. 2 a.m. I'm gonna have fucking his blood pack. Group chat is going down.

Yeah, fun fact. A fun fact, his dad was security for Britney Spears when she was going through the shaving the head era. I don't know, something's not making sense. I just feel like how can you make a decision like that in 30 minutes? Yeah. I guess 30 minutes is a long time but like you send a good morning ish tax. Yeah, to we can sit here and speculate. I really like I'm so we want to prank call

someone. Give me a number. You wouldn't you wouldn't give a shit. Say, I know, but he would please, please. He would if I'm going to call and give him his STD results. I'm going to block my number. He's going to know it's going to make me look crazier, honey. He doesn't even know crazy till he's met us. So what's his number? Give it to me right now. Come on. Give it to me right now.

You're doing star 67, right? Yeah, or should I call him? Let's call by anonymous. Cause if it looks like a blocked number, it's gonna look like you're walking. We have Google voice, hold on. I have a burner number. Okay, we'll use your phone.

But you gotta bring me your phone over. You know what I think it is too? I saved his number. No, that's not it, Haley. No, I'm telling you, every time I save someone's number, it goes south. No, and I don't like to hurt your feelings, man. It was 48 hours of, of I know, but I just like action. Look at it as a pleasant distraction. And don't let that motherfucker

gaslight you, dude. You did nothing wrong. Something's wrong with him. And we're about to find out exactly what it is. But also like, I think you're a great person and I wish you the best, then why block me? You know? Because he has something to hide, honey. Yeah. He has something to hide, a girlfriend going through his phone, something.

It's gotta be that. Yes. But like, why would you, but also why would you wanna take me on a date to your, like your go-to spot? I don't believe any of his story. I think he's one of those weirdos who's probably just looking to fuck random girls

behind his girlfriend or wife's back. Yeah, because you're assuming everything he says is true. Yeah. Yeah, so yeah. Yeah. And all of it just sounds crazy. I mean, when you're ready for the number. Um, I thought I could call from here, but it's not letting me Google meet.

Google vote like that. I have a burner app. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, do that. This isn't working. Because I feel like if it looks like a blocked number, restricted ID, he's gonna know it's me. No, I got it right. Oh, the only problem is, is it won't let me burn the app unless I've had the number for 10 minutes. So I should just call from my backup phone and just block him. But if it'll say bunny, nevermind.

Mm hmm. Yeah, no. Uh, Jason, let me see your phone. Can we use our high maze phone? Who do we want to use? Hi-mays last name is not as noticeable. I also mentioned the word hi-may though. Well, it could look like Jamie. He might not know. It's gonna pop up. My mom's name will pop up. What's mom's name? Leticia. Leticia. I could be like...

Well, you know what? He's half Mexican. He might think that like that might be his family. And it's a Southern California number, right? Yeah, yes. Do hi, Mase. All right, I mean, you can block right after because he said he doesn't talk to that side of his family and stuff. I thought I could call out. Oh, we're going to write for you, Haley. Maybe guys are scared to date me because of this.

Well, we haven't thought of that. Well, we ever thought of that. Look, angel number four, four, four. What is four? Seeing angel numbers all day today. Siri, what is four, four, four stand for an angel numbers? That means my archangels are next to me. All right. Create a number.

What area code should I have? 809. 809. Okay. Okay. When I call, should I talk like in my normal voice and be like, Hey, is this, this is so and so? No.

Because hell, but if I call and I, and I sound and I'm being funny, he's going to know that it's fucking somebody fucking around is the only, okay. I'm going to just do a 702 number because that's all right. A two one three. That's Los Angeles. Okay. You can pretend to be a Facebook rep and number because that's all right. Uh, two, one, three, that's Los Angeles. Okay. You can pretend to be a Facebook rep and say, Hey, we would like to use your profile to promote our Facebook dating. Um, we're actually doing a commercial.

No, no, that's too close. That's you're no fun. All right. So we're giving them STD results. Yes. Okay. Yeah. All right.

My number is two, one, three. Who's ready? All right. All right, my number is two, one, three. Who's ready? All right, what's his phone number? 661. Area code? Mm-hmm. Okay. All right, so I'm gonna have to talk differently

than what I do now. Give us your best fake voice. I was gonna have like my perfect customer service voice on. Like just be super set like, hi. Like very. Hi, is this? Hi. You still sound the same. You still sound like. Don't even say the last name, just say. serve his voice on like just be super set like hi like hi. Should I just act like a girl that he just met? Be like just met you at the bar the other night. You don't remember me.

This is Jessica. I like don't do Jessica though do like Evie Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara, Tara, Tara. Okay. Tara. All right. Do not make me fucking laugh. I gotta get, I gotta leave the room. Okay. Everyone look away. All right. Ready?

Tara. And he's where at? Then Virginia right now, but he lives here. But I'm gonna tell him I met him in Nashville. Yeah. I met you downtown and Nashville Broadway. Okay. This is sorry I missed your call. If you would like to leave me a text with your name, I'll be sure to give you a call.

He might be on a flight right now. I forgot he's flying back from Virginia. Should I text him from the burner? I mean, yeah. Try to text Mimi first and see what it looks like. Yeah. Hold on. Yeah. We're gonna make him fall in love. We are gonna be the perfect woman ever.

And then we're gonna fucking break his heart. I like it. Okay, tell me what it looks like. Show me your asshole. Is it green or blue? Messages. OK, tell me what it looks like. Show me your asshole. Is it green or blue messages? It's just gray. OK, you text back, I just try to call one more time. I know he's probably on a flight to text.

They I don't know if you remember me, my name's like we met, say we met your micromanaging, I just said hi, baby. OK. Because he'll text back all men. If they get a high baby texts are immediately going to panic because they have a girlfriend or they're going to be intrigued cause they're going to be like, who is this? So let's see if we get. Like you've done this before.

Oh, I got your text that said, sure. All right, so we're going to leave it there. We have just text. We will update you on the next. Yeah, I still confess that we film not the next one that comes out or the next podcast. Yeah. Oh, figure it out. Next podcast that we drop with us will have some something that we record.

Next is going to have this. Yeah, this boy fucked up because now this guy fucked up. Now he's got the coven on his ass. Again, this is probably why guys don't want to talk. Jason's like, yeah, he's over. Jason's over there giggling, dude. Like he's ready to ride. Whoever whoever I do end up like they're going to I feel like I'm going to have to end up with like an industry person. I had to be someone I already know.

Yeah, someone I already know or you guys already know. Like, it can't be anyone new. Like, that should be sales. Who do we know that's single, guys? He texts back. Oh! No. See you guys next week.

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