Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee's X-Mas Plowing

Episode Date: January 3, 2025

Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee do the asking and telling this week, with a wee bit of confessing as well. They chop it up about UFO sightings, the TikTok Ban, the package Santa delivered to Hailee this Christmas, the Bri & Grace drama, Bunnie's latest self help hack, and much more. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show. We have Meet the D-Fords. We have Popaganda. We have more shows that we're adding.

And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up ask tell confess welcome to Welcome to AskTale. Come back. Everybody's getting so annoyed with it. People are getting mad now at the Azteca Fest. They used to love it, and now they're getting mad. I feel like it's a 50-50.

People make you do that in public because they love it so much and then other people are like, I literally have to skip over the beginning. It's like you hate whistling. It's like I get it. Well, I do hate whistling. So I fucking completely 100% agree with you guys. Well, it's the end of the year, guys. This is an Ask, Tell, Confess,

but we're kind of going to just chop it up a little bit and just, you know, talk about what's going on right now. We're doing the asking, the telling, and the confessing. Yeah, we're doing the asking, the telling, and the confessing today. Speaking of, Hayley has a great confession. She got plowed for Christmas. I'm going to tell my grandma not to watch this one. Grandma, don't watch this one. She literally texted me and was like, I've got to stop watching Ask Delcom Fast.

Oh, not grandma. Yeah. We took a beautiful she looked though for Christmas. No. My grandma was snatched. Yeah. I love it. That's the one you always compare me to, right?

Yes. I love that. I text her. I say, why does Brayden and your grandma look like the same person they have the same haircut she goes i thought it was my grandma getting out of the car at church and it was brayden can we put grandma's picture right here brayden brayden's never gonna get any pussy ever brayden is never gonna get laid because of us no brayden oh no brayden's a little celebrity at work because of the video oh really did we post it we should post it on tiktok we should make a clip make a clip of it

brayden oh yeah he was like hayley i feel like i need security now the fucking fireplace thing was hilarious i lost it why didn't you post that on tiktok will. The crackling fireplace. Like when did that become a thing? It's funny because he just said that. I said wait. Say that again. That's so him. That is so my brother. Remember that's hilarious. So anyways back to you getting dicked out in Dallas. Railed out in Raleigh.

Tagged teams up in Tennessee. It was in the back of a rental truck. What did it say? Railroad in Austin. of a rental truck. What did he say? Railroad in Austin. Butt fucked in Boston. Okay. Wait, who rented the truck?

Was this truck rented for fuck? He did. Okay. So the funny part is, is I was like, why didn't you guys just fuck at his house? She's like, we were both there to see our parents. Yeah. I was at my mom's. He was at his mom's.

So truck it is. Gotcha. Listen, car sex is the best sex. Okay. I felt like I was back my mom's. He was at his mom's. So drunk it is. Gotcha. Listen, car sex is the best sex. It actually was. Okay. I felt like I was back in high school. I love that. And I warned him beforehand.

I said, I'm not flexible at all. So it was like, that's all right. We're going to have to bed of a truck, a U-Haul. It's a big like GMC truck. Oh yeah. I've been pounded all through one of those nice plenty of room it was like a few times bed back there yeah no you got room trust me yeah no it was good it was good that's what i need to end the year on it's about and go out with a bang baby yeah literally we're

proud of you we're proud of you for taking dick and not just sucking it yeah we've been trying to teach you that lesson in return too the last time i had it was two years ago new year's eve so it's kind of like a tradition i mean we can't break tradition yeah i'll hire you a hooker before i'll let you break that tradition so yeah hayley got laid mimi you had a good uh holiday with your kids i got laid did you get laid in the shower yeah you guys are always doing it in the shower it's the only time my kids know not to come in god you know my kids my kids come into my bed at the middle of the night my kids literally are always with us so tell them to have some fucking couth lock the door yeah my kid knows how to pick a lock which one do you think can pick a lock cash yeah

yeah for sure yeah not live he goes i've got the key he goes and gets like a little thing and he'll like pick the lock and open it and be like what are you guys doing that's me that's me when you guys lock the door no boundaries zero god so you guys are just fucking quarantined to the bathroom. Yeah, pretty much. They can't hear the skin slapping in there? A little quiet. You're quiet. You guys need to go and have a wild night and just get tossed up. You need to go bring us kids.

We do those staycations. It's like our thing. It's like we'll go rent an Airbnb. My kids would be watching you, Haley. Oh. Oh. Okay. Wait, we have two different conversations. goes i'll watch the kids and i was like i didn't hear that i just heard her talking about banging and then she says my kids i was like oh what is happening yeah they don't want to watch

that no okay you guys i learned a new hack and i swear by it and i'm gonna teach you guys at home how to do this i learned how to make myself shit the biggest logs i've ever shit i thought we weren't talking about buttholes yeah we're not talking about buttholes not talking about buttholes or shit this is self i tried to i'm giving that rule to the girls that they're not allowed to talk about too much more like you can bring it up every now and then but the stories but but this is self-help i this is under self-help because you guys know i have taught yourself how i'm talking like logs that i wanted to take pictures of and send to you guys don't do that i will next time listen i saw the hack it was on

instagram it was on an instagram reel and i was like there's no way that this can work but it was like chinese medicine yeah there it's like chinese medicine and in your hand there's no way that this can work. But it was like Chinese medicine. Yeah, it's like Chinese medicine. And in your hand, there's acupressure. And don't look at my nails. Okay, my fucking nail girl's sick. Gina, hurry up, all right? Please, get over it. Get over your surgery.

I need to get my nails done. But anyways, there's acupressure points. Say that five times. Acupuncture? I'm good. Yeah, well, acupressure, acupuncture, same thing. good yeah well acupressure acupuncture same thing points in your hand so when you're laying in bed before you go to sleep just take your two fingers like this and go like this over jack your fingers off just be really so like i have a ring on so

just be really relaxed and go like this and i do it 20 times to each finger you just keep going but you want to be relaxed you know because i'm having to sit up to show you guys but just be relaxed i'm tired after the first finger do it 20 times you'll wake up and shit a marmaduke i don't want to poop on the way home so i'm not gonna do it anymore stop oh it's so good i don't i don't have problems with that though yeah you don't i do though i'm lactose so for all my constipated milk yeah for all my constipated girlies if you want to shit the biggest log you've ever shit i'm telling you do that little trick and boy okay so you do it 20 times per finger on both hands or just no i'm just one hand okay does it matter which hand your left hand they said to do it on the left hand you're close you're taking your right hand and doing it yes okay taking your left hand doing it to your

right hand i'm sure you could probably do it to each hand if you wanted to but they just said that this is where that connects to here could be wrong it was on an instagram reel but it's worked for me how many times have you done this i do it every night and i've had probably i just got off my period so whenever i take a leave it throws my whole shitting system off but I should be back on track this week um probably about four times and I'm talking like I could feel the logs moving through like pinching trying to come out it was crazy it was crazy fascinating I got down to my lowest weight 156 because i was dumping logs that big pooping normally what do you how do you think it does that well because you have like pressure

points in the bottom of your feet and you also have pressure points in your hand everything in your body is connected we should all go get acupuncture haven't you ever like i've had it like doing your makeup have you ever had like a reaction somewhere else oh man when i like used to beat my face with like a sponge it would like cause like twitches on the other side so it's like everything's connected everything in your body like your whole lymphatic system everything is connected the body is so fascinating like it really is if you get in there and like really learn about the human body it is the most intriguing thing i love learning stuff like that i believe in acupuncture i also because like i also believe in i don't know what it's called but when they put the it's not acupuncture but like they literally

go into your muscles with a needle that is acupuncture is it yeah she used a different kind of name but like i had it done on my knee one time and it felt like someone she's like it's gonna feel like someone hooked a cold hose up to your leg and i was like okay she did it it literally felt like someone was running cold water through my leg and my knee was better within days but yeah acupuncture i've i've had it done before i don't want to get it done again because it is so it works and sometimes it can trigger like depression or anxiety and stuff like that so i'm so even keel right now i'm good i don't want it but if you guys want to go i have a great lady out here who can do it for you i would love to

yeah i got you you should try it at least once yeah yeah i got you it really works what does it do my dad was a marble red cigarette smoker and would smoke packs of cigarettes a day. He went and got acupuncture and they put a little needle right here as a coil inside his ear on that little pressure point. And anytime he would get a craving, he would just go like this. My dad never smoked again. I should do that for my dad. My dad never smoked again. Of course, it takes willpower

too but at the same but you know that like took away the cravings and helped him get through that's crazy well so you it's not acupuncture isn't like what it does it's what you need it for so it's like if you struggle with addiction or pain you know that they're in there's like certain acupuncture for addiction yeah yeah you could do it like if you have a pain somewhere you could get it for that or like if you have problems going to the bathroom um all that kind of some people get it for pcos i've never done it but yeah some people do that yeah put your girl up i gotcha i gotcha speaking of tiktok though what about what do you guys

think about this tiktok ban supposedly coming around the corner okay so i have to admit i didn't understand it i thought like it was just gonna shut down to the point like we couldn't use it any longer that's not what's happening it's just undownloadable in the app store yeah so as long as it's still on your phone, you can use it and you just can't update it. No, so what's going to happen? It eventually won't be able to work. It will move so slow and get so full of bugs that you won't be able to use it.

You can't update. I don't think it's going to get that far. You're talking about millionaires. You're talking about billionaires here, okay? Billionaires that are not going to let something that makes them money the way that tiktok does just go i think it's a battle it's like a battle of wills right now and somebody at the last minute elon musk could come in and buy it if he really wanted well that's what

i'm questioning why why won't they sell because of the algorithm? So they won't sell the algorithm, which it's kind of like, say you and I, it's kind of like if we sold dumb blonde. Yes. And they would be like, okay, well we want all of your past guests and you know,

your connections and no, go get your own fucking, you know? Yeah. Like you can have the platform. You can't have our sauce. Exactly. Understandable. Yeah. You know, but like, is there not someone who wants to buy it without the algorithm

yeah but that the problem is is how do you emulate something so perfect you know it just won't be the same it's anytime there's a knockoff it's never the same that's how my space went down that's how facebook went down which by the way guys if tikt TikTok does happen to go down, go follow my Facebook. I have two of them. One's at 3.4 million. The other one's at 2.2 million, I believe. Bunny XO, type it in. And then the other one is like just bunny, I think. You can follow those pages.

My Instagram is the one with the blue check at 1.7 mil. And that's XOMG. It's bunny. And then what else? Snapchat. Oh, hey, it's funny. You guys really got to go over to Snapchat. Snapchat is so great.

So unhinged. You think you're unhinged on your backup TikTok? Yeah. Go to your Snapchat. The filters make it so much better. I haven't had a filter fish time lately. I need to get back on there. Those are good.

Those are good. I've been busy. I've been really busy. Because it's like voice changing too. Yeah. So it just makes everything better. But you'll be like going off on someone and you're a fucking dorito yeah i love it favorite shit i love it it's so funny bro you know why i do that though too is so the news can't get a hold of it oh that's so smart yeah because if i do it in my regular

face and they're gonna be like bunny xo sounds off on a troll or sounds off and i don't want that in the news because it's like i don't i rarely do it anymore but when i do when you bet i'm gonna have a fucking filter on go filter fish actually i went i went on facebook yesterday and read some comments good we both did uh i don't know what facebook comments are the i never read them anymore i never read them and then i i'm reading them and screenshotting them to jason and then i read her status yesterday on facebook and it was like oh i was in the comments i was like you too dude and i called some lady rumple stiltskin and then somebody got mad they were like bunnies on here bragging that she's calling somebody names bitch i called her fucking rumple

stiltskin yeah like it's not like I called her like a bad word. I just fucking called her. I don't even know what the lady looks like. You know, mine was, I, someone commented hateful stuff on bunnies. Uh,

yeah. She said, I, I can't get enough guests and I'm always using you to come on the podcast. Redhead. Right. So I went into her profile and I just screenshot it. Yeah.

I screenshot it, her profile picture and commented it back. Not realizing. That's normally what I do. Not realizing that fucking Mimi is like my buddy and co-host. You've been doing this since fucking, since I made you do propaganda with me. Yes.

She wouldn't even go on camera. Go, go watch the earlier videos. It's just bunny sitting there by herself and me and a microphone behind the camera. She would not go on camera. Her too. we first met she would only do now i'm on here no makeup oh bro i brought you guys out of your shells yeah no really you guys did it yourself but it was definitely yeah i always hid behind like filters and stuff so to be unfiltered is

something i couldn't come to terms with oh yeah it. It was like, if you go back, cause like I was on Tik TOK when it was musically and those kinds of like platforms, but it was because I was able to filter myself or Instagram filters or whatever. It took me years to learn how to love myself without a filter. It was like, um, what is that? Like you, dysmorphia. Yeah. Yeah. It was really hard back on like rants. I went on that got like millions of views and i have like filters on and my cheeks are like sharp and my lips twitching i don't even look like myself i'm like how did i think that this was okay like that's just convince yourself like it's so sickening the best thing they could have ever done is like for and i go on there with no makeup on now i don't even fucking care i was upset when they started telling people that you had a filter on.

Yeah. Fucking dare they tell everyone I'm ugly. But it actually, you're not ugly though, but it actually forced us to level up. Exactly. They did a favor. I appreciate it now.

Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate it so much. Yeah. What do you guys think about these fucking drones that are everywhere? I don't even know what that is. You haven't seen them. Oh,

you're telling me you don't know about the drones happening? I know about them, but I don't know. Show her on your phone. Anyways, yeah, so show her these drones that you have. They're showing up in, like, different cities, and, like, it's getting fucking weird out here. It's getting really strange. It's getting concerning because even then.

People are catching aliens, like UFOss on their doors, their ring cameras. Rashawn McIntosh shared these drone videos taken just after midnight Thursday in St. Albans, Queens. CBS News confirmed team verified the authenticity. They had a lot of blinking lights. Isn't that crazy? Or have you seen the one where it like goes after it and it shoots it down and then it falls so like one of them fell and they like they like uh the fuck is the word i'm trying to think what if it's some kid just no there's like hundreds what if it's people playing pranks i don't know i don't know something in every different state like there's it's happening in different states yeah i don't know. I don't know. Something in every different state. Like there's, it's happening in different states.

Yeah. I don't think so. Facebook group. Yeah. There's probably a Facebook group for it. That's probably a Facebook group. That's the answer. But the fact that the government's not giving the answers,

the government never gives us answers. No, they don't fucking care about us. Awful. I just want to know what's in area 51. I don't think there's anything anymore. I think they've moved it. I don't know. There is an area know what's in area 51 i don't think there's anything anymore i think they've moved it there is an area i lived by area 51 i think it's underground i didn't live by it but i lived in vegas which is literally right by it so let's not get started on conspiracies oh and listen i told you guys the first ufos i ever saw was in vegas when i was a

kid i saw one in hendersonville green my the ones i saw were black this is at nighttime i was on the phone with my dad he remembers it too i was literally on the phone i was driving i remember exactly where i was and i saw like a green flash and then it like went like that and then just disappeared that's kind of how it happened with me except i was in the back seat of my parents car i was looking up in the sky. It was daytime. It looked like a fucking like fighter jet. It was, but it wasn't. It was black and then it had four little ones behind it.

And it literally like hovered like this and then just took off. I mean, I'm talking like disappeared in fucking thin air. That's crazy. I have a conspiracy theory I think shooting stars are people time traveling like you know you have to like time and space kind of thing yeah and like the fact that we only see them for a glimpse I feel like it's like people traveling through time and space

and they're just coming in for a second into our timeline maybe I think did you know the conspiracy about how that's how they catch time travelers is with the lottery what i'm playing the lottery tonight guys i have uh five tickets i've never heard of that what is it like that's how they catch uh time travelers like knowing numbers because like you know the numbers oh gotcha but how would they win because you have to buy the numbers right yeah i mean yeah but like if you're from the future you would come back you already know the numbers that won that specific

one then you travel back and you win it wouldn't know where it is or i don't know i'm so lost then the mega million is up to one billion tonight did you really get lottery tickets i had my kids choose the numbers should we should we go buy lottery tickets we all should yeah they're two dollars i've never bought an actual like lottery ticket you can do either random numbers or choose your numbers i chose like one of the tickets is all of us so it's like the year we all met the year the podcast started 22 those ones choose your numbers you can or it's random. So I went to one store and they didn't have any of the ones you could choose your own. I think I would rather do

random. Wouldn't your luck be... I did both. Yeah. I think your luck would be better with random. Should we go after this? I want a hundred. I want a hundred lottery numbers. Let's go. Where do we get them? Gas station. Yeah. I bet you that one that we got kicked out of up the road has them. I'm not buying shit from them.

Fuck them. Fuck them. Or that side. Yeah. I will never support that gas station. Have you? I've never been back in since. Me either.

I will never go. What's the point? Yeah. Like you guys don't love us. Don't want your gas. Speaking of drama. And why is it on? Talk about the Brie.

The Brie and Grace drama. Drama. That's like all over my for you page right now. I never get that side of TikTok. And this is like the only thing on my page right now. Well, I'm going to speak on it. I'll send Grace the clip. And if she approves it, then we'll post it.

But before all that shit hit the fan and before Brie decided to do her tell all, which I thought was really fucking just like Brie, here's my thing. You already know the internet is looking for a reason to fucking just shit on you. Like you just have that personality where people just hate, love to hate you. You go and turn that entire situation around and get people back on

your side um you know with the zach bryan stuff and like because i was rooting for her with the zach bryan stuff because i think everyone was yeah i came from a relationship like that i I get it. I understand it. Um, and I very loudly took her side and that, you know, and, um, then you go and you fucking beef with your best friend and let Dave Portnoy convince you to fucking do a podcast. Like not everything is meant for views at all. And this is where my respect for grace comes in because grace was scheduled to come on the podcast she was actually supposed to be here tomorrow yeah and in lieu of everything that's happening grace hit me and was like listen i can't do this podcast because i could never just go and one she wasn't coming on here to show on Brie at all. No. But she's just like, I can't do that to her.

Like I would never do that to her. And that really like made me fucking respect her so much. But a couple weeks before that, we saw her at Jay's birthday party. And when I saw her at Jay's birthday party, there was a moment after the show was over and I was just kind of hanging out with her talking to her and Grace just looked over at me and she just had these big old tears in her eyes dude her little you know little face just it broke my heart because I was standing there with Tasha and I was like this is my best friend of 30 years and like you could see it just hurt her so bad to hear that and she was like have you guys ever been in a fight

and like she's just got tears welling up in her eyes and I was like actually yeah we have and like I told her like all you know all the shit that's happened with Tasha and I and like how we've you know haven't there's been years that have gone by that we haven't talked and we've had to grow and stuff like that and she's just bawling I mean just tears running down her face and she's just like I just don't know just tears running down her face. And she's just like, I just don't know what to do. I just love Reese so much, you know, and I'm not going to say what else she said about other people, but, and the reason why they aren't talking and stuff like that, cause that's her place to tell. But you could tell that this, um, this situation between

them is tearing Grace apart, you know? And she was just like, you guys give me hope. Thank you. Um, you know, that we're going to find each other again. And, and I was like, girl, if anybody understands going through, you guys have seen me publicly argue with Monica and that was on a very small scale, you know? And to this day, I'm not going to lie. Me and Monica's relationship has been affected by that because of how she acted after. Um, and I don't think Monica and I will ever be as close as we were, but she's still one of my best friends and I love her to death. Um, you know, Tasha and I have been friends for 30 years. We've had numerous fights, men, plenty of dudes on her side have came

in between, um, our relationships and our plenty of dudes on her side have came in between our relationship as friends. And, um, you know, she knows now and she'll tell you like, she feels so bad for it. And like, she wishes that she could change it,

but that's part of, I hate to say it, but having really long term best friends, especially since childhood and at the age they're at right now, you know, like they don't appreciate that. Grace does. I don't think Brie appreciates it right now because, you know, like they don't appreciate that. Grace does. I don't think Brie appreciates it right now because, you know, she's getting a lot of attention.

And it's easy to forget about somebody that's been there for you for so long. You hurt the ones you love the most, which is sad to say. But I think they're going to fucking come out of this. And I think they're going to come out strong and be even better friends. Granted, it could be years down the road. But, I i mean all girlfriends fight was brie wrong for doing the podcast with dave absolutely dave was wrong for even thinking that was a good situation it's like really i mean it doesn't surprise that's kind of his shtick

you know so it wasn't surprising that that situation happened but it's really sad to see the emotional side of both because grace is very open about her emotions yeah and brie is showing a whole different side of that yeah and i just feel like you know of course and we're not talking shit about dave it's just his personality and he's got a business to run yeah you know brie is his cash cow right now so and i feel in that situation she might have been used a little bit and didn't realize it or maybe she was just so mad that that's what she wanted to do but our girl just signed with alex cooper and the unwell network so i hope that yeah i hope that fucking works out for grace and you know

it's gonna time will will heal all wounds and you know they're gonna either figure it out or they won't and if they don't then there's maybe their time on this earth together was just when they were kids and to be able to have that bond you know but you don't have a bond like that with somebody and then not be able to get over it and speak about it absolutely yeah yeah I feel like a lot of close friends end up going through it and it's so unpredictable what the other side looks like of that friendship because I had a long-term friendship that I lost and you just never know how that other side is going to come out. Yeah, absolutely. Sometimes people want to work it out and sometimes people aren't healed enough to be able to put their own egos aside and figure it out. You also never want to force that person

to work it out with you because you need it to work out because that's only in the end going to be a disaster. Yeah. So that's just how i feel about it and i just know that grace has really hurt and i just respect the fact that she was like hey man with all this shit going on right now and you know i'm sure it's a ploy too because her first episode with the unwell network is going to be her talking about it of course that's a business move which is great for her too um respect on on all levels for grace though because i just i saw how bad it hurt her and you know um you don't fake shit like that there was no cameras around there's no microphone in her face that was a literally was genuinely having a moment which is why i will ask for

permission before i post this clip of course yeah for sure Well, last but not least, I learned what a tongue tie was on TikTok last night, and I think I have it. What? What the fuck? Lift your tongue up. Do you have a tie? Look at her tongue, under her tongue. Does she have a tie?

No. What about Haley's tongue? Lift yours up. That long? What about Haley's tongue? Lift yours up. It hurts. Yeah, the line in the middle of your tongue.

Yeah, but can you pull your tongue all the way up? Yeah. Uh-huh. I can't. Yours can't rest on the top. You can't rest yours on the top of your mouth and open up? Barely, no. The tip of my tongue can. You put your tongue

down your throat? I learned that it's a sign of autism. A tongue tie too. Fuck. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? I already knew that. I don't understand what the tie is. It's a line. Come here. Come look at mine. Some people have them really close to their tongue and they have to get it of crazy i already knew that i don't understand what the tie is is it like it's line come here come look at mine some people have them really close to their tongue and they have to get it

lasered off yeah that's why they have speech impediments oh is it like mine oh yeah it's a lift almost to lift my tongue up hurt so bad. So now I'm pissed off at my parents because I'm like, why the fuck didn't they get that fixed when I was a kid? Yeah. Well, I mean, like maybe they didn't know what that was at that time. Like, you know, because I feel like later on in life, like I've only heard of I've heard of tongue ties. I don't know what the fuck it is, but like I've only heard of that recently. I never heard about that when I was a kid. Well, I've

got one. I do know someone here in Tennessee nicked the wrong kid, and there's a huge lawsuit for it. Damn! What do you mean? They took one of the wrong children in and cut their tongue tie. Yeah. And then afterwards it was like, this is the wrong baby.

Oh, no. did you ever have speech problems when you were younger no well i couldn't pronounce my r's and my l's and i still have a hard time with r's and my l's yeah oh that makes sense yeah wow i'm going home to check my kids open your mouth yeah jason too like I can't put my tongue out far either It hurts Can you touch your nose? No I could never She could barely get to her top lip

Yours almost touches Holy shit That's crazy Not even close Not even close Alright we love you guys see you next week bye