Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Haunted Roombas

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, they kick things off with a fun question: Is there anything you use that has to be brand new every time? That leads to Jelly's ongoing battle w...ith vanishing socks and a dive into their everyday quirks—like Bunnie never wearing the same outfit twice and her husband’s obsession with a clean shirt daily. Then the vibes shift as they share eerie encounters, from a haunted Roomba to a fire alarm that goes off with no explanation. And for a wild twist—someone shares a late-night inhaler hit that unexpectedly turned into an accidental X-rated horror show.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Nothing makes me a loyal customer faster than a great shipping experience. When things arrive on time with tracking and no chaos, I'm way more likely to order again. That's why ShipStation is a game changer for anyone running a business. It helps you ship faster, cheaper, and keeps your customers happy no matter where you sell. Make shipping the easy part with ShipStation. If you run an e-commerce business, you know the best way to be successful is to keep your customers happy. With Ship Station, you can sync orders from everywhere you sell into one dashboard and replace manual tasks with custom automations to reduce shipping errors all at a fraction of the cost.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I don't know who needs to hear this, but shipping doesn't have to be a headache. With ShipStation, you can handle all your orders in one place. Set up automations and just make the whole process way smoother. And listen, the discounts are no joke. Their rate shopper finds the best deals, so you're saving big without even trying, like thousands big. If you're sending stuff out, do yourself a favor and use Shipstation. You never need to upgrade. ShipStation grows with you and your business no matter how big it gets. It's the fastest, most affordable way to ship products to your customers with discounts up to 88% off. UPS, DHL, Express, and USPS rates, and up to 90% off FedEx rates. Over 130,000 companies have grown
Starting point is 00:01:20 their e-commerce businesses with ShipStation. And 98% of companies that stick with ShipStation for a year become customers for life. When shoppers choose, to buy your products, turn them into loyal customers with cheaper, faster, and better shipping. Go to shipstation.com slash bunny to sign up for your free trial. There's no credit card or contract required and you can cancel any time. That's shipstation.com slash bunny. As summer winds down, I'm all about refreshing my wardrobe with staple pieces for the season ahead. Quince nails it with lux essentials that feel effortless and look polished, perfect for layering and mixing. Their styles are so versatile, I find myself reaching for them again and again. Think
Starting point is 00:02:02 sheet cashmere and cotton sweaters starting at just $40. Washable silk tops and classic denim pants, timeless styles you'll keep coming back to. The best part, everything with Quince is half the cost of similar brands. By working directly with top artisans and cutting out the middleman, Quince gives you luxury without the markup. And Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes. Lately, I've been all about Quince's everyday basics and gym wear. Their leggings and joggers are so comfy. I basically live in them.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Whether I'm running errands or working out, honestly, they feel way fancier than the price says. It's like wearing luxury without the guilt. If you want comfy, stylish stuff that doesn't break the bank, Quince is where it's at. I've had my eye on a few things from Quince, especially their linen bedding and their durable luggage for my next trip. What really stands out is how they nail the design and quality without the luxury price tag. The bedding feels so soft and breathable and perfect for summer nights. And the luggage, sturdy, stylish, and honestly, way more affordable than I expected. If you want pieces that
Starting point is 00:03:08 look and feel high end without making your wallet cry, Quince is where I'm shopping right now. Elevate your fall wardrobe essentials with Quince. Go to quince.com slash bunny for free shipping on your orders and 365-day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com slash B-U-N-N-N-I-E. To get free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash bunny. Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why and the hell are you not on Patreon. I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny X-O show. We have Meet the DeFords. We have popaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Patreon.com backslash Dumblon podcast and sign up. Ask tell confeder. Ask tell confess. Asked to confess. Asked to confess. Welcome to another I still can feel.
Starting point is 00:04:53 how's everybody doing hey long time no see i've seen you in a minute i know all guys good great all right well i'm gonna kick this motherfucker off anybody out of anything they want to talk about oh beforehand nope we're all talked out get it got it good all right please keep me when i was younger i found out my boyfriend was cheating on me so i went and hooked up with an old fling then went straight to my boyfriend's house and made him eat the cookie i never said anything to him and broke up with him afterwards oh i mean i've double dipped before i never i never intentionally like wanted to hurt somebody though you know like that was i showered in between he said i double dipped it was it was a good day
Starting point is 00:05:50 that's great it was a great day actually yeah we'll think about it often oh I'm just kidding totally kidding that's great but yeah back in my day I used to have a lot of fun and I they weren't clients so oh yeah you guys only knew who the two were voluntary tell me We have to believe it out.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Yeah. Okay, one was. And then the other one was. He doesn't know, by the way. Oh, yeah. And then the second one. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Hold on. I'm going to give him a good. That is polar fucking opposites, bro. Polar opposites, right? What the fuck? I had a good time. It was at the standard in L.A. and yeah i think one of the days i was at um chateaumarmont i used to live the life
Starting point is 00:06:54 what the fuck yeah you're are you giving them a goo yeah oh oh you've never seen no oh god watch not okay yep that was my weird double dip what a weird double dip right that's a weird double dip i know you courtesy showered between so that's nice i did i did i did nice of Yeah. Okay, my turn. Okay, go ahead. This was referring to an interview that your husband did. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I don't speak for that, man. Is there something you would, or do you get brand new every time and use it? If so, what is it, what would it be example? I would love to have a new set of sheets every time I made my bed. Another would be I like never wear the same pair of socks. I read somewhere that jelly only... does it but i took it with a grain of salt yes he did admit that in an interview he doesn't rewear socks yeah no it's true but it's not because he's bougie or because he's spoiled it's because
Starting point is 00:08:01 he loses them all the time he doesn't my husband has no recollection of where anything is that he takes off or anything because doesn't he just start like stripping down yeah literally he just leaves a trail midwalk to the stage or leaving the stage yeah and he has people who are behind him cleaning the shit up and fucking they make sure that it gets where it's supposed to be yeah but no he's what's something that you would buy if it was like possible we're using a outfits i don't wear the same outfit twice true yeah but i don't buy expensive outfits like my outfits are cheap like i'll wear fashion nova i'll wear fucking walmart jeans and a wife beater with a pair of heels like i just you'll never see me in the same outfit twice then then you'll see tasha mo in it
Starting point is 00:08:44 I literally clean out my closet and give Mo and I literally have if you walk in my closet right now it's all brand new tags we've done donations too yeah we did like a big donation one time you you were like I hate my closet and you just went through like I remember that I mean it was like seven bags of clothes and we had we gave donations and it was so cool those girls enjoyed that more than you know it was awesome so so cool what's something that you would luxury like if I could yeah yeah she said she would do new sheets if she ever had like that would be her wood I don't know something new every time yeah every time outfits you don't wear the same outfit either do you I do sometimes yeah yeah yeah if I had to do something new like every single time I would say socks yeah hands down like I already buy a ridiculous amount of socks my little like spandex shorts yeah I could do that I love a fresh pair of shorts or even underwear. I would do new underwear every single time. Me, I don't wear underwear. I always fucking buy it. I have a weird obsession with underwear. Okay, confession time. I used to think budget was a fancy word for suggestion. Then I realized
Starting point is 00:09:56 my daily snack attacks and impulse buyers were totally trashing my savings. That's when I found chime. No fees, no drama, just a smart way to keep my spending in check and still enjoy life. If you want to adult your money without feeling like a total buzzkill, chimes your new best friend. Now, through CHIM, you can be smarter about how you manage your credit scores. Build credit history with everyday purchases and regular on-time payments, plus get access to credit tracking tools and personalized tips for a stress-free credit experience. All without credit checks, minimum deposits, annual fees, or interest. Visit chime.com slash Bunny to get started.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I used to not think much about my credit until I realize it's what opens doors to better opportunities and easier approvals. Chime makes building credit simple and stress-free. so you can adult without the drama. One credit that actually works for you, try Chime. With the Chime Credit Builder secured Visa credit card, you get the tools designed to help you build, protect, and maintain your credit with less stress
Starting point is 00:10:53 and increase your credit scores with automatic credit reporting. Make everyday purchases count with Chime secured Credit Builder Visa credit card. Get started today at chime.com slash bunny. Chime feels like progress. The Chime Credit Builder Visa credit card is issued by the Bank or Stride Bank N.A. Chime checking account required to apply. Money added to credit builder will be held in your secured deposit account collateral and is your credit builder cards available to spend amount. This is money you can use
Starting point is 00:11:12 to pay off your monthly charges. Out of network ATM withdrawal and OTC advance fees may apply. Late payment may negatively impact your credit score. Results may vary. Go to time.com slash disclosures for details. When I started this podcast, it was just me and Mimi figuring it out as we went. We were wearing all the hats, editing, marketing, scheduling. It was exciting, but honestly, overwhelming and kind of lonely at times. If we had Shopify back then, it would have saved us so many freaking headaches. It's like having a business partner that actually knows what they're doing, helping you build, sell, and grow a confidence. So if you're starting something of your own, don't do it alone. Let Shopify be your
Starting point is 00:11:46 business partner. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e-commerce in the U.S. Join the BunnyXO fam today. Your closet will thank you. Shop bunnyxo.com. Get started with your own design studio. With hundreds of ready to use templates, Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store throughout your brands, style, and accelerate your content creation. Shopify is packed with helpful AI tools that write product descriptions, page headlines, and even enhance your product photography. Get the word out like you have a marketing team behind you and easily create email and social media campaigns wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling. And best yet, Shopify is your commerce expert with world-class
Starting point is 00:12:33 expertise and everything from managing inventory to international shipping to processing returns and beyond. If you're ready to sell, you're ready for Shopify. Turn your big business idea into with Shopify on your side, sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com slash bunny. Go to shopify.com slash bunny. Again, Shopify.com slash funny. What did you just say? Ever? You're just freeballing right now? I wear spandex. I don't wear a lot of underwear either. I only wear underwear on my period. Unless I'm wearing jeans.
Starting point is 00:13:17 If I wear jeans, then I wear underwear because you cannot be lit in the fucking hoot chafe on some jeans. I always wear shorts under jeans. Yeah, but in sweats and stuff, I never wear underwear. You're freeballing right now? No, I have, I'm finishing my period. I think I, like, read something about the type of underwear can change your, like,
Starting point is 00:13:35 P8, like it has something to do with your whatever. and then I stopped wearing it and I didn't have problems. Well, when you sleep at night, you're not supposed to sleep in underwear. You're supposed to let your vagina breathe because sleeping in underwear literally creates just a bacteria fucking breeding ground.
Starting point is 00:13:54 So every night you need to let that little fucking... Aux wound air out. I'm obsessed with the Walmart pajamas right now and it's like they're loosey-goosey. I love them. They're just like literally. sleeping in like clouds in a t-shirt i love it what would you buy new honey i would love to have like this shirt like a brand new shirt every day just a black my husband does that
Starting point is 00:14:20 great new shirt every day i take the ones yeah that he gets rid of and i'm sleeping him mo fucking walked out the other day wearing my husband's shirt i was like i don't know if i'm offended by this or happy about it yeah yeah it's great yeah we all wear his stuff yeah i love it same yeah they're like um those you know what's really cool i I, Jason had like the shirt. He's like, I'm not going to wear that. And it was like a loosey, like bigger style tea. I'll give you guys time.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Sorry. I just, he's so cute. Like us to leave the room? Yeah, you want to look away? He's so cute. I used one of the big teas and I cropped it. Have you ever done that? Bro.
Starting point is 00:15:00 It was literally goes down to my freaking middle of the shin. This was like a three or four. It was like a four X t-shirt. And I made it. a crop top it was the cutest like oversized crop because i've seen them on tictock have you seen those the girls it's like oversized crops and it's like they're kind of like hangy so i tried it it was the cutest shirt i've ever fucking can't do that with j's shirts now i'll probably be tied on me now that my husband's shirt will probably be a fucking his new his new ones i don't want i need now it's
Starting point is 00:15:27 he's tiny i know i like been looking back at like footage and stuff like crazy it's i didn't realize he was as big as he was until now either yeah like i told him him i said it took me seeing a video of you from last year to now to see the difference like it's crazy kimmel did you like you guys should do a side by side here i'm going to make it jason insert this here's a picture of you and him outside of kimmel the first time he ever did it yeah and he just did a kimmel take over the other day and they posted that picture of him and i'm like yeah he looks yeah he looks so good and he's like living his old childhood dream being a wrestler you guys i know Somebody said the other day, they're like, they used to always be together.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Now you never see them together. I'm like, do you guys not know for the past six months? I've been trying to make a baby? Like my husband has to work to fucking bring home the bacon. I get to work. Luckily, I have the luxury of being able to work from home. So he doesn't. He has to make appearances.
Starting point is 00:16:25 But I literally have been on IVF meds for fucking six months and going through heartbreak and fucking so much shit. So that's why you haven't seen me. But mama's about to pop out. So I got to remind them. Okay. Got to remind them. Might even do a little sexy photo shoot and piss off all the fucking.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Should we make a calendar? Huh? Should we make another calendar? Do we put out a 2026 calendar? Just surprise people. Yeah. Like, bam. Just, I'm down.
Starting point is 00:16:54 We haven't done one in a while. Oh my gosh. This is a great idea. But I want to be half naked. Yes. All right. Cool. I think every calendar.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah, like I'm ready. I need to do another photo shoot. Yeah. Your body looks bang in it. Yeah. You let it. so hard on your body let's let um my new tattoos get done and then we'll do one maybe we can do one out of the country while we're traveling oh that'll give us something to do done yeah
Starting point is 00:17:17 like on one of our off days or something we'll just like do it the whole time where like we could just every time you're like kind of getting ready let's just do one photo shoot okay I'm down because like we have to do your makeup and hair for shows anyway just don't put it clothes on yet yeah yeah love it oh perf is it my turn did I read one no wait you read one no wait you read I don't know. I read one. Who's next? Do you go?
Starting point is 00:17:40 Reading that one? Okay. Go ahead. Okay. So, I live alone. Quiet apartment. I like things neat. My prize possession is a fancy smart Roomba that I named Rambo.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Anyway, a few weeks ago, things got weird. It started when Rambo began cleaning at night. I never scheduled night runs. I woke up to Rambo doing donuts in the living room. Okay, maybe a glitch. Then one night, I hear the room. but it's not in the living room, it's in the bathroom. Now I'm actually scared.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I unplug Rambo, shove him in the closet and go to work. I get home and the closet door is open. Rambo's just sitting in the hallway waiting. At 3 a.m., I wake up to a soft thumping. He's crawling across the floor. There are scrape marks like a crime scene. Next morning, I come to Rambo is sitting silently in the corner. Battery dead. I swear he smirked.
Starting point is 00:18:35 So I do what any rational adult would do And I list him on Facebook marketplace Slightly haunted Roomba Good suction may or may not try to murder you I sell it for $40 weeks go by No cleaning no beeping no night noises Then yesterday I get a package on my doorstep No return address I open it
Starting point is 00:18:54 It's a Furby and it blinks She needs to move Bro somebody knows where you live and they're like Someone is messing with you. Bro. What if they hacked the room bill? Have you seen the, that's what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:19:10 What is it that's been getting hacked? Yeah, that and the parents that have the little things in life 360. Next to the kids' beds too. The baby monitors. My sister had a situation like that. What? What? That is so creepy.
Starting point is 00:19:25 It was weird. And she said another friend of hers was like pretending to leave the room, close the door and just to look at the camera and all she saw was the red turned on she didn't turn it on her husband didn't turn it on someone remotely accessed her baby's monitor that is so fucking disgusting yeah like why would you want to do that that's just weird you guys that gives me literally full body chills right now um yeah definitely somebody knows where this lady lives and return to sender return to sender like get some palisanto like go through the
Starting point is 00:19:59 house i just recently had to do that we've had some incidents in our house it'll be dead of night and the fire alarm will say okay I know what this let me hear what's happening I'm not gonna say it but burning through me yeah our fire alarm keeps telling us there's a fire in the house and there's not it could be warning you because something's coming I know so we're gonna have stop that just gave me chills wait is that that's been happening to me she wants to bring all this. Wait, that's been happening to you? Like before Brooke left home this past time,
Starting point is 00:20:38 we were sleeping and then like middle like three at night. It just started going. We're like, what the fuck? And I thought there was a fire. I get up. I'm like, where are my cats? Fuck, bro. Where's the cat?
Starting point is 00:20:50 I knew she was good. She was next to me. But damn, I was like, what the hell? And he did it like three more times after that. And we're like, and then it stopped. No, nothing. It just stops out of nowhere. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Are you kidding me? That literally has happened to us twice now. And ours has like a voice activated thing So a woman's voice comes over it And it says fire, fire And it goes like three times stops Can they hack fire alarms now? I mean, I'm not sure
Starting point is 00:21:16 Because it's like it's a wired system through the house So like if one goes off they all go off And then they like blink red So like I you know I go running because I'm like what the fuck You know they say the smell of smoke is like I know I did light Palisanto immediately open
Starting point is 00:21:33 some windows and shook off whatever bad vibes there was. But, do you want to keep bringing fucking weird shit into your house from places? You're going to bring in that energy. It's the chest. I'm telling you, she freaks me out with the shit that she brings in her house. I don't. What chest? You're the one that has the like magician inside or the.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Oh, okay. Yeah, we've been actually thinking about getting rid of that. So I might. Be careful because it can latch onto your children too. I have an arm wall. Spirits can, well, latch on to children before they'll latch onto adults because kids are more susceptible to be able to yeah cash likes to grab the palisanto do little shakes walk outside and shake them off
Starting point is 00:22:12 that's his ritual oh he'll tell you he'll be like he'll tell you you guys it's time to shake off the bad vibes it's the cutest thing ever he goes on the back porch and he just shakes them off and he'll like he'll literally do all of the stuff and get rid of it yeah you got to be really careful man bringing that shit in your house yeah especially i don't like antique mirrors I literally got one from my grandparents. Like that wasn't, I wouldn't consider that in tea. I don't know, but they've had it for a while. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I brought it home. I came home one day and it's face down on my floor. Shattered. Shattered. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Now all stuff holds energy.
Starting point is 00:22:49 So you just have to be careful. That's why when people come in here, they're like, they get spooked because of some of the stuff that we have in here. Fucking Scott hates coming in here. He's like, it is so spooky in there. like it's not even that scary dude no this is like from at home yeah no but we have other stuff yeah yeah yeah behind her is vintage of the Las Vegas behind her but downstairs and the beauty a lot yeah speaking of TV so last night um I was at the movies and it felt very I forgot my phone
Starting point is 00:23:19 in the seat next to me got to go back in that it's like almost one in the morning and no one is in there it felt so dystopian and weird it almost like another like felt like we were in another like backrooms dimension i'm not even joking i started feeling weird and um my friend was like you know everyone says like cemeteries are the most haunted but it's actually uh theaters because like something about like the energy that movies like almost like movies are like a vortex like portal like people get so emotionally into movies and stuff that theaters are the most like haunted places i would believe it, I would believe it.
Starting point is 00:24:01 You feel all kinds of emotions. Like, it's very opening when you go to a movie. How about the dude that just fucking died on the Annabelle tour? We talked about that, remember? We literally talked about it. That was one of my, that was one of the, um, opening trailers, too, was the new conjuring. And when I tell you, I got the worst vibes from it.
Starting point is 00:24:22 And the first thing was Annabelle. I've never watched the conjuring. I can't watch it. That's probably the worst. That's probably the scariest movie I've ever seen. I don't like it. We's fucking Monica. We were having a movie day the other day.
Starting point is 00:24:30 and she puts on that movie Hard Eyes, I've turned it off within the first fucking 15 minutes. I was like, this is fucking disgusting. I don't want to watch this. I can't. When I was a kid, I really enjoyed scary,
Starting point is 00:24:42 like, demented type stuff. And as I got older, I'm like, I feel like it creates, it creates too much, like, the fear in my heart
Starting point is 00:24:51 that, like, I don't open myself to that at all. I don't like any of the, even with the clip you sent me yesterday, I was like, I don't like this. Like, the whole time I watched,
Starting point is 00:24:59 I was like, I just don't like to feel that way. It's the music. It's something that has to do with like music. Yeah. Well, Lucifer was the angel of music, Satan. Yeah. Didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:25:11 That's crazy. Yeah. That's how he gets. That's how he reaches people is through music. No way. That's why a lot of music is very like, oh, there's. There's energy and music. And there's a lot of vibes in music.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Yeah. Absolutely. But I never had thought about it in like an evil way. Yeah. Lucifer was the angel. of music. Never knew. That's why he controls it.
Starting point is 00:25:33 My mirror fell right after watching the movie Smile 2, which was about like a demon. And that movie literally like mess with me for a little bit. I was like, this is why I don't watch scary movies. No, I can't. I'll think about it forever. Oh, then she got a bloody egg for me. Remember that?
Starting point is 00:25:49 It was the same like day. The same, no, within the same week, I opened an egg from her. Bloody. Yeah. I've told you guys about that. I didn't eat eggs for days. have chickens. I can't wait until you see the eyeballs in there. Oh, it's the fucking
Starting point is 00:26:02 worst. Excuse me. Oh, I can't. You fucking break it open and there's like little eyeballs and membranes. It's sick, dude. Sick. We'll get off the subject of fucking bloody eggs because bloody eggs fucking gross me out and I won't fucking eat them if I think about them. Right now I'm having a problem with beef because of crunches balls. So I get really disgusted very easily. Man, I've been on a steak kick lately. This is a confess from Megan. Confession. Last night I was awake and needed to hit my inhaler. I have severe asthma. While doing so, I have my windows open because it's nice at night and fresh air helps with sleep. My neighbor's window in the bathroom is wide open. Lights on, both naked, and they were having sex on the toilet. I saw everything,
Starting point is 00:26:48 pancake ass and micropenus. I would kind of hit in the dark because sex on the toilet while someone is using it was just too weird and absolutely disturbing i could not stop watching and it's going to haunt me for a while excuse me i don't think they were using it i think they were just sitting yeah i think they were just caught up in the heat of the moment and you know sitting on the toilet having sex yeah i hope they probably just left the toilet open these days uh because i mean if you sit on a toilet when it's closed it like kind of slides so it probably was like no i'm going to get more anchorage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:21 With it open. You could have been shitting. The dude, yeah. They could have had a thing. God, pancake ass and micro penis. What the, the vision? No. Why can't I ever get blessed to have some visual like that?
Starting point is 00:27:35 She's, she's so creepy. She'd just be like, I'd be like, woo. I'd be rooting them on and shit. She'd be like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Reach you around the back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I reminds you at the time that I was in New York, were you with us when we were in New York and the fucking people were banging next to me in the room next to me. And it was like nonstop. I couldn't sleep because they were literally fucking all night long. Was that the one where I could see into the people's apartment across from me? No, there was another one. I don't know if you guys were on that fucking run with us, but man, we were in New York doing no, I was.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Yeah. Oh my gosh. That was, yes, we were in New York and we were at like the end of a hallway. Yes. And those people next to you literally banged it out all night. They were on drugs. You could hear I'm fucking snorting rails. but I couldn't see anything, so it wasn't fun.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I had to just listen to it. You know, like, God, at least leave a door open at this point. I feel like we're friends. Yes, I remember that. I mean, they were fucking, they were on a bender and they were fucking all night. I literally had to catch a flight. I held the phone up and recorded it and she's just getting railed against a wall in a shower, fucking on the bed. And I'm talking like from like 10 o'clock at night until 9 o'clock the next morning.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Yeah, and we don't do early flights and that happened to be the one we needed an early. flight for and like we I went up to go like grab her out of her room and she was like son of a bitch I was so mad I was like bro I am all four people fucking I would fucking call the front desk I'm to shut up I didn't want to fucking ruin a good time you know I wouldn't fuck I need to sleep heyley's like I'll turn into a Karen fast I don't mess with my sleep no I get it but it was kind of like a crackhead hotel we were staying in too so I didn't want to piss the crackheads off next door because I could hear them We were like in Queens, weren't we?
Starting point is 00:29:20 Yeah, we were in like a bad part of New York too. One o'clock in the morning, Larios was like, you've never been to New York? I'm like, no, he's like, let's go get pizza. And I'm like, I trust being Larios of all people. So me and Larios just like go to Queens to some random dudes fucking pizza stuff. That's when you saw a rat. It was the first rat I saw look like a fucking possum. That thing, that bad boy came out and I was like, what the fuck is that fucking thing?
Starting point is 00:29:45 Because New York rats aren't, I didn't see any when we were on there last year. I don't want to manifest any. I'm good. They're like cats. They're huge. No, thank you. Have you seen the ones where they're literally dragging a full piece of pizza? They're that big.
Starting point is 00:30:02 I mean, they're well fed. I literally went out the other night. I had a rat on the farm. I was looking for things for us to do in New York. And one of the best pizza places was the one that we went to. Really? On the corner? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Oh, I love that. I was like, we've been there. Yeah. Yeah, that dude was so sweet too. They were so nice. I'm excited for our little New York run that we're going on next week too. Please get New York pie. You guys are going to have a bagel.
Starting point is 00:30:26 By the time this drops, we will be in New York. Yes. So wish us luck. Yeah, what a great way to end it. Do you guys remember that one bagel spot that we got? Oh, it's so good. All of it. Remember the bagels?
Starting point is 00:30:36 The food is phenomenal. I don't know how I'm going to be skinny for my fucking WWE outfit because New York has the best food. Fuck. All right. Well, can't wait. You guys, to this, just know we're running around New York right now. We're doing it.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Tooteloo. Gotta go. Bye-bye. Stella and Salem out. Bye. Wait, we gotta think of a name for Mimi. Stella, Salem. Sally. No. Fuck. Stella
Starting point is 00:31:03 Salem. Ask chat. I didn't know. I was so hard, guys. All right. Jesus. Stella. Stella and Salem and Salem and Salem Okay
Starting point is 00:31:19 Hold on this is the last one No listen It's hard We want to give you a cool name It's not that you're hard It's that we want to pick a great name for you It has to go with Stella and Salem Hi Sunny
Starting point is 00:31:31 Stella Sunny How are you feeling today Let me know if there's anything specific on your mind Or if you just want to you know chat about anything at all I do want to chat about anything at all I do want to chat about something.
Starting point is 00:31:44 So we have fake names that we go by. Haley is Salem. I'm Stella. And we need to think of another S name for Mimi. What would go good with Salem, Stella, and what? Oh, I love this little naming game. Let's see. You've got Salem and Stella.
Starting point is 00:32:05 So maybe something like Sabrina or maybe Sienna. Why was I thinking Sabrina? That's... Wait. hold on you got cut off sorry so you said Sabrina and then what else oh no worries uh I mentioned Sabrina and I also suggested Sienna both of those kind of have a nice flow with Salem and Stella what do you think I like Sabrina because Sabrina is it because Sienna isn't that like Nissan I don't know the color I like Sabrina because Salem is Salem is Salem
Starting point is 00:32:36 Massachusetts Stella is like Stella the witch and the Sabrina the witch I love that all right Sabrina, it is. Stalem. All right, guys, we're out of here. Salem. Wait. All right, guys, we're at. Jason cut this.
Starting point is 00:32:52 All right, guys, we're out of there. Keep it all. All right, guys, we're out of here. Signing off, Stella, Salem. Sabrina. Bye. God.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.