Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: He Banged Her Mom?!

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

The Coven is back and whewww… this one goes there. Bunnie Xo gets real about being cyberstalked and dealing with nonstop online hate—and how hard it is not to clap back. The girls dive into cyberbullying, how social media turns into a weapon, and how it’s impacting creators like Alex Earle and Alex Cooper.And the confessions? Absolutely feral. A guy dating his ex’s MOM, a risky Snapchat prank that backfires, and a secret lifestyle that leaves everyone shook. No filters, no judgment… just straight chaos. You already know this one gets wild.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Another ask tell confess. Ew. Oh, I don't like that. Listen, that's what your motherfuckers are going to get. I've had one hell of a day, okay? That was weird. I needed some normalcy in my life. I needed something boring.

Today's been a fucking shit show, dude. What a weird day. It's because of Ares is all in those planets right now. And, you know, I'm really trying hard not to react, but it's really fucking hard when somebody has cybersocked and bullied your family for over five fucking years. And just made up completely. lies. And everybody tells you you can't say anything. Yeah, so I'm fucking just, I'm here and I'm

really sparkly. You're doing great. I like it. Yeah. I mean, I'm not mad. It's just to the point where it's, and I think everybody's finally seeing this person for who they really are. Yeah, you didn't have to do it. Yeah, I didn't even have to do anything. Like, people can see through this person. But at the same time, it's just like, man, come on. Like, get a hobby. Demons don't sleep, baby. Demons don't sleep. There was a quote I heard the other day. Let me say if I can find it.

Not even with a pillow. They're just on the... Let me see if I can find it really quick, but it was so good. And it literally described what we're going through. Once you understand that many people are not well spiritually and are fighting demonic battles internally while taking it out on you, you will discover that matching energy is an unwise approach.

Pray for them. Move yourself from the anxiety of disagreement and attack. You cannot match the energy of a demonic attack. A demon does not get tired. Oh. That is spot on. I may. Dang.

Wow. So I don't know who needed to hear that today. That's like similar to like don't stoop down to their level, right? Yeah. I mean, I'm tired of it though. Let me fucking let's put let's put some fucking boxing gloves on. Let's get in the ring. Celebrity boxing where are you at?

I'm ready to box this bitch. Let's go. Cut this. One of them's got to be a celebrity. No, leave that in. Leave that in. And I don't even think I'm a celebrity, but at this point, dude, fuck, when I see the links people will go through to try to get famous, it's sick, bro. It's so demonic.

It's demonic exactly what you're saying. Her and her little, I have been ganged up on by multiple women the past three months. I'm always the first to defend anybody who fucking is going through. through some shit, dude. It's, which always backfires. Which always backfires. The people who are backfiring on you is you being supportive of them. Every time you try to help someone.

Crazy. And they try to. And we have all seen it. And we're always like, what the hell, bro? And the crazy thing is, is I have all the receipts to prove this. I have voice recordings. You keep everything.

Every time lines. What's that TikTok? Bam. Bam. Like I literally have everything and can shut this shit down in a heartbeat. and I'm being told I'm not allowed to. Headlines don't pick that up. But yeah, so I'm just fucking, it's, you know, I love Jesus.

And I'm really trying to take the high road, but it is so fucking hard. I have been praying. I pray for these people. I literally pray for the woman who has been stalking us for years. Do you know how hard it is to pray for somebody who does nothing but try to fucking harm you? in any way that they can. Because there's got to be something deeper going on for that to be your main thought every single day. Like you have to be unhappy.

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Taxes and fees extra. Seament mobile for details. How's everybody doing? That's crazy. Yeah. We just literally got some news as soon as right before we started filming. So you guys are getting my live reaction right now, which I'll probably cut half of it out. Sometimes I feel like you just need to say it though. I do. I do. It's like a therapy session. He's like, I feel like this was an episode she needed to say things. Yeah. And then it's going back and be like, we're going to cut. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to take all that out. Or you could leave it in and just have like cartoon playing over what's going on. Yeah. You can't hear nothing. No one gets any idea of what's actually happening. Yeah. Like a Tom and Jerry or something. Yeah.

It's just amazing to me how disgusting and how just vile humans can be and how they can just try to twist narratives. And you guys have been hearing me preach about this on the podcast the past few weeks. We just discussed this the other day. I think we were texting about it. Like the Second Amendment, right? That's the freedom of speech, right? Yeah.

No, that's a... The speech is one. One? Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. That's why we're not. We don't...

Anyways, one. Cut that, Jason. No, leave that. It's so funny. Or stupid. One, right? Is freedom of speech. When that was written, though,

there wasn't Instagram and TikToks and everyone didn't have a platform. Like, the fact that they don't realize that like these updated laws need to happen and they don't happen. And I really hate that because honestly, not everyone should have a, and it's not even freedom of speech anymore when you use it on a platform. That's almost like rioting the masses. It's illegal for people to go riot downtown. What's the difference between rioting people online? It's called weaponizing your platform. And that's exactly what this person has done to us

for three months now. I've never once weaponized my platform against anybody ever. I know there's some people out there who are like, she sent her followers after me. No, I just have people who protect me. I have never once said, go after them. I have never once rallied the troops and been like, now if you make a video about me, which I haven't done this in the longest time,

like, I mean, I need my credit here because I literally don't respond to anything anymore. You're doing great, sweetie. Thank you. You literally just sit with your cows. I just love them. They're so peaceful. But in the past,

if you made a video about me and I happened to respond to the video that you made about me or commented about the video you made about me, how are you going to be a victim in a circumstance you created? Yes. Like what are you like, hello? And it's so crazy because people are like, you shouldn't care what people say about you. And it's like, there's nothing about caring, but if somebody's lying or has their facts wrong, you're going to say something.

Yeah. You know, like. Anyone would though. Hello. Like it's just As people, I guess it's never happened to that are saying like, yeah, Yeah,

You've never had somebody attack you. Yeah. Well, it's not even that. It's like, people don't understand what comes with like a social media following. You know, but then I see what like Alex Earl and Alex Cooper are going through right now.

That's crazy. You know, and to be honest, I feel bad for both of them. I think nobody deserves to get drug. Nobody choosing sides is fucking crazy, but that's the world that we live in, you know?

And so like if there's any beef, people are automatically going to side with whoever they want. And I feel like Alex Cooper has got the shit end of the stick. We've had Sophia on the podcast. Love Sophia. We are Sophia friends, friendly, all of that. Love Sophia.

Believe her story. But at the same time, as a business woman, you know, you can't hate on a woman who literally has built her fucking shit from the bottom and stepped on whoever it took to get there. Like that's a character flaw on her part if it's true. But at the same time, it's like nobody's going to save you but you. And obviously she developed something very early on that put a fire in her that she needed

to build whatever she could with whatever. came her way no matter who stayed and who didn't. So and I adore Alex Earle. I think Alex Earl is like a media darling and I think she's a sweetheart. Like, uh, I didn't watch dancing with the stars, but I saw all her clips and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. No, and she's beautiful. She got a hot body. She's got a cool story too. Like, you know, I get it. He deserves it. I just feel like nobody in that situation wins, but that's just how the internet is. But I see what they're going through and I'm like, oh, we're not even going through that even a fraction of what they're going through.

So I guess, you know, it puts things into perspective for me. It makes it a lot better. But yeah, poor Alex is getting drug in the fucking media. Now they're dragging her husband into it. I mean, it's pretty widespread. I rarely have stuff like that come up on my 4U page. This has been my 4U page. Yeah.

It's wild. No, it's my entire 4U page. And I don't even engage in any of it. Yeah, I don't engaging it at all. Like, they're forcing this onto people. Yeah. I'm like, I don't. not in that world for the longest time.

You guys, I thought they were the same person. Like, I just thought, you know, sometimes The Battle of the Big Al's. Yeah, I thought, you know, sometimes people go by different names. I mean, a good year I thought they were the same person. And then I was like, oh, well, they're both blonde and they're both named Alex. I get it. Yeah.

Like, it just, it was one of those things, but. Yeah. And I guess, you know, Brianna Chicken Fry has some way that she feels about Alex, too. because, you know, Alex Cooper signed Grace under Unwell. So she's siding with Alex Earl. And, you know, it is what it is, I guess. I mean, I've spoken out. I even wrote about it in my book, but they took it out of my experience with Alex

Cooper. But we're not going to revisit it. If you guys could ever find the podcast, sure, listen to it. But it was indirectly. So I don't even know if it was her. It could have been her team around her. Yeah. So I can't blame her for it because I've never.

ever once spoken to Alex. But yeah. Could be worse, I guess. It could be worse. You could be, you know. Yeah. So who wants to kick off? Ask Tell Confess.

You little scumbags. All in the DMs. Yeah. You guys are. This has been the best. Oh, Sundays are turning to ask. Sundays. Sundays are turning into my favorite time because everybody writes into us on our

Instagrams. I'm obsessed with this. So if you guys want to be a part of Ask Health confess, follow us on our Instagrams because we're getting all the shit. Yeah. We're getting all the tea. Someone literally created a new profile to send me theirs. So I wouldn't know who they were.

Like when you click on people's profiles, you can see it says new. And it is new profile. They were following no one. I go and look at the person. What if it's somebody like that you knew that's like really close to you? If it's this story, I'm going to freak out.

because I just got it now. Oh, okay. You kick it off, buddy. Kick it off. No. I feel like you always get the juicy ones. Bro, you guys, I really get some wild ones over here. This one says, this is a confession a few years ago.

I was really horny. So I got on one of those apps where you can find old cougars in your area. What fucking app is that? Did you get it too? Yes. Yes. Oh my gosh. Stop it.

What? I don't know what app. Yeah. We need a shout out for the app, okay? because like this isn't I either want to get on it or purchase off of it. I'm just kidding.

I know I'm so sorry. I found a lady. We hit it off. I met her. We hooked up a few times. We even made a video. Damn, coogers are horny.

Well, eventually it cooled down and we lost contact. Two months later, I met an amazing woman. We hit it off and I fell in love and we ended up together. After two months,

after two months, I was finally meeting her parents. I walked in and she introduced me to her mom. First, and I almost fainted. It was her. The woman I hooked up with, she looked at me, and I could tell she knew very well. Then she introduced me to her dad.

And for the first time, I realized that that woman was wearing a wedding ring. I survived, though, through dinner, then went home, pulled up the old video. Sure enough, it was her. I couldn't believe it. So three months later, I proposed to her daughter. we got married. Me and her mom have never talked about it, and she gave us her blessing on the wedding day.

I guess my wife and the dad will never know. Oh, no. Everyone at home right now is looking at their husband's like, oh, no. Was it you? Yeah. Damn, that was fucking juicy. That was crazy.

That was crazy. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when those two locked eyes. walking into that house. The tension. I know because it's like, no one else feel tension. Do you still like the mom? Yeah.

Like I, I need like, oh my gosh. Okay. So first and foremost, hot in the beginning. Okay. Like,

a little turned on. Love that you guys hit it off and had a consensual fling. Two, mom, obviously this is not her first rodeo. okay if she's on an app getting banged out by younger dudes oh mom's in it to win it uh three i do not think that you should not tell your wife i think that is horrible one your secrets keep you sick

two it's i know it would like tear up the whole family oh yeah but at the same time it's like That woman, your wife, deserves to know. And if you can keep that from her, what else can you keep from her? What if she finds the video? Oh, because you know he saved it. That's what he said. He went back and checked. So you've had that video for a hot minute.

What if she finds it? I would delete that for one. Is it in the cloud? Men don't do that. Like what's like? I'm like really wondering like how does, you know? The hidden folder maybe? I don't know.

Everyone is literally in their husband. phones right now in the hidden folder looking for their mom. You got to tell her, dude. You got to tell her, man. That's just, or I mean, maybe wait until after the mom passes. I don't know. It's kind of morbid. I feel like maybe kind of worse.

Yeah. Yeah, because then she would never get closure. And it's not like he did it while he was with his wife. Exactly. Yeah. But also that, you know, the dad. So did the daughter never show the mom here's the guy I'm dating? Or did vice versa?

Probably not. mom never like you know like or did the dude not see his a picture of her and her mom be like I've seen her before yeah I didn't know I don't know I think if my husband came to me it was like hey dude I got to tell you something it's been really weighing on my heart um I fucked your mom we weren't together it was before I had even met you I couldn't look at either of them yeah it would ruin everything what if they have kids together and he's a granny Like grandma fucker? Like you want grandma fucker as grandma? He's clearly a gilf. I mean, she's probably hot. And obviously the daughter has the same energy as the mom.

Yeah, he's got a type. Yeah, he's definitely got a type. It's been great going public. And it wasn't a one, it wasn't a one time thing. No, it wasn't. Enough for you guys to end up making a video. Yeah, you guys were close. have we explored the idea that maybe he did it on purpose. Okay. This is taking a turn for the worst. We could sit here and fucking... We just talked about not spreading lies and we're over here like creating a whole scenario.

We can sit here and create fucking false allegations all day long, but we could... We could... ...a situation any time, but no. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like you need to tell her. Yeah. There goes your marriage. Yeah, it goes.

Oh. Listen, before you have kids, tell her. Yeah, imagine that. You're not having kids anymore. Imagine that. Dad slipped grandma the old sausage. Like, what the hell? Pass the potatoes.

Daddy, would you like some sausage? All right, well, since we're keeping it in the family. Oh. I always had a small secret crush on my brother-in-law. Obviously, never told anyone. and certainly never flirted with him. About seven years ago, he had a little too much to drink at my husband's family Christmas Eve party. He was coming up the stairs behind me and loud enough for me to hear him say, if you put that ass on my face again, I'm going to pull your pants down and stick my tongue out. I was in so much shock. I pretended not to hear him. A year later, both of our spouses cheated on us, and we ended up getting together. We've been married for three years now, and I will say he is a man of his word. At least you didn't act on it while you were married. Exactly.

Proud of you. And they waited until they got cheated on. That sucks. True. How do the other people feel about it? How do the exes feel about that? How does the family? Yeah. Like, do you go to family reunions?

Do you have dinners together? Yeah. And wait. Does it say that they cheated together or they got cheated on? They got cheated on. Oh, I thought their spouse is cheated on them with each other. I miss heard that. No, there's the spouses cheated.

Oh, I don't know. let me uh i can't i just deleted it no the spouse is cheated i don't know if it was together but still i mean you know there's like a billion people in the world right you don't got to marry brothers but hey listen if you guys have been together three years and you're happy and he's fucking tongue in your punch what is it tongue punch in your fart box then just enjoy yeah yeah but i mean okay wait i have a question had she acted on the stairs would they have been the ones cheating because he already made a move by talking about her And he said if you shake that ass in front of my face again.

So that tells me there was some tension there. There's been tension. Yeah. If she would have turned around and said, do it. Exactly. They could have been the bad ones in this situation. Again, we're riffing. I know. We've ripped.

We guys, bro. We be riffing. My first question was that he said it again. So I'm like, why did you do it the first? Because she's walking up in front of them on the stairs. Oh, I thought she meant like, yeah. So I mean, let me just listen. Men are going to be men.

So I. And that's not an excuse, but she didn't hit on him. He hit on her. Yeah. She kept her little crush. She kept her crush in her mind. Yeah. I would, I just, I could never be with Scott.

Ew. Or Roger. Ew. Oh. Love you guys, brothers, but I just could never. No. No. I did get a confess.

I have to find it about incest. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Get right on it. I'm going to switch it up here. Yeah, please. Okay.

I had two cats with my ex-boyfriend. and unfortunately one of them got sick and passed away. Afterwards, he asked for some of the cat's ashes. The truth is, he hadn't treated the cats or me very well. My boyfriend at the time, which is now my husband, came up with an idea. My ex had a necklace he wanted filled with the cat's ashes. So instead, we put ashes from a fire pit into it and sealed it with a red tie. To this day, he still wears the necklace and tells people it contains the ashes of his boy.

How do you feel about that, cat lover? Well deserved, but I can't. I don't even know what to say. I'm feeling a lot of things right now. I think we need to give my recent time. I feel like if he didn't treat you guys good and he wasn't, I would have done the same fucking thing. Yeah, if he was just holding on to the ashes as a way to like hold on to you,

then yeah, I mean, that or just get sympathy. It could have been worse. They could have like burnt turds and put them in there, you know. I would have done that. Yeah. So, I mean, kudos to you guys. You guys could have done way. I like that though.

Yeah. Go ahead memes. Those were both mine. Oh. That one was too? Yeah. Great. I can dig into my archives if you need to.

Oh no. I have about 5,000 of these. I've got an astronomical amount. Perfect. Love it. This one says, okay, here's my submission for As I'll Confess. I was dating this guy for about six months. Nice guy.

Unrenounced to me, he had been cheating on me the whole time, anal fisting on a site called FetLife. I was unfamiliar with this site at the time when all of this went down. This was like a year ago. My friend found his profile on Facebook dating and his bio, which I also didn't know he had sadly, referenced his BDSM stuff and what he was looking for, which was referenced into the FetLife thing. So we looked onto that site. She said, hey girl, isn't this your boyfriend? Sure was for the next five minutes, me and the girl. girlfriends went down the rabbit hole, easily found him on the site, and he had been looking

for anal fissing people from this site. He wanted to get fisted or he wanted to put his fist in a noose. I don't know. We found him in a local meetup group looking for, oh, here we go. We found out him in a local meetup group looking to host to do this after he got off of work. We didn't live together and he got off work at 1 a.m. So I would have no way of knowing. When I confronted him, he admitted it and we ended things immediately. What I also find interesting is that our relationship was very vanilla. None of this.

BDSM inserts ever came up and he seemed really normal. He was a good boyfriend. So I would have never thought. Yeah. Somebody probably shamed him at an early age for a kink that he had. and so he had to mask being a normal person in a relationship and then have his kinky separate fantasy life. In the closet type thing. Yeah.

Damn, dude. Getting fisted is rough, man. She said, I can't even poop. I couldn't imagine getting fisted in my butt hole. Especially right now with my fucking hemorrhoid. God. Clifford?

Clifford. I named him cliford. Okay. Yeah. Me, Haley, and Mimi are all going to get colonoscopies. Wait, go for. I'm not getting one. I mean, me, Haley.

I aren't, me, Mo Mo and Mimi are all going to get colonoscopies together. We should get matching t-shirts. Yeah. And when they do the colonoscopy on me, they're going to cut Clifford off. I'm really excited about it. Are you asleep during that?

Yeah. Oh, okay. So you're all going to be, gosh, I got to wake up all three of you. Yeah, but Jason will be there for Mimi. So you just got to worry about me and Mo. Okay. I'll film everything.

I'm great. I'm a pro getting put to sleep now. I'll film everything. At this point. Yeah. Maybe I'll ask for some too. We don't take a little nap together. No, anesthesia.

Oh. Best sleep I've ever got. Have you had your bow at? You should. No. Let me see it. You have. That's true.

Well, I hate the fact that he hurt your heart by sneaking behind you and, no pun intended, by sneaking behind your back. But at least you found out. She said it was really easy to find him because his name on. Instagram was the same on his fetlikes. We didn't even, you didn't even switch it up. I don't. Okay.

Not very creative. All right. Well, here we go. I told my husband to blindfold me and tie me up one night. Without me expecting it, this dude put a fleece hunting hat mask on me and was trying to tie my wrist with shoelaces. I started laughing and he tried to sound tough and told me to shut up. I instantly dried up like a raisin and laughed.

Oh, poor guy. I know. I kind of feel bad. He tried. Him's twilight so hard. I would have laughed, but been like, baby, this is so hot. You know, like, I know. He tried so hard.

Not the hunting hat, though. What the hell? Just a little shiasty on this stuff. Just like the camel one. That's a little pooh shisty. Oh, God. That would hurt my feeling so bad. I don't know, like as a dude being laughed at by your own girl is like a crazy feeling.

It's like you feel like not even a person. Oh my goodness. Stop. Yeah. Do you sweet boy. Too empathetic. Do you sweet boy. I think back if I laugh at Jesus.

I do laugh at Jesus. Not sexually, but. That's why I can't have someone because I'd laugh at them all the time. Yeah. No, laughing at someone is different in that situation. Laughing with someone. Laughing with someone is different than laughing at someone. Yeah, if he was confident and you laughed at him trying to be confident.

I kind of want to cry. I feel so bad for him. Stop. You need to revisit that and just no matter how awkward it is, just fucking give it up. He probably thought about that all day and was like, I'm going to do this. He was probably nervous too. And then he tried to throw in the shut up. He doubled down and then she was still like now.

But she said, he, he, he. Yeah. Oh, poor baby. All right. Well, who's next? The other day, I was going through my snap stories from a few years ago, and my husband and 16-year-old stepson were right next to me. I came across a cute video of my son and went to show them.

I'm holding my phone up to my stepson's face in a few moments past, and my husband's face goes white. And he starts saying my son's name. In my head, I'm like, yeah, it's a video of him. And then suddenly my stepson looks to the ceiling and goes, I'm going to go kill myself now. Well, the video ended and it cycled to the next video. And it was one that I sent his dad when we first started dating. It was me shaking my ass and slowly pulling off my thong.

I've never been more embarrassed and mortified. Are we sure she didn't do it on purpose? Well, no, you know, like snap, it'll just keep going to the next one. But what's that doing on snap? snap. If she sent it to him probably in snap it would have saved. What if you knew that that was in there though?

Did she not know it was in there? I don't know. Probably not. If it was so weird with my phone. I don't want to look through my snap memories. Yeah, people who don't know me, I'm not holding up shit for you to see because I don't know what's fucking,

especially a few years ago when I was doing fucking online sex work. Hell no. You go after your camera roll? Swipe left or right and we're fucked. You know? Like I, uh, didn't I happen? Do you on a plane one time?

Yes. Did you lose your phone one time? You're like, I hope it's not that one. Yeah. That's why I started putting passwords on my phones because I had so much content from whenever I did OF, which I really need to go through and deleted. I have 88,000, uh, things in my phone. I just saw that.

I just hit 90. Wow. Wait. Yeah, but I take pictures of literally everything, you guys. Like pictures and videos are my life and they always have been. I've had such an issue my whole life with filling up SD cards. Same. I capture every single thing.

It's moments in your life. It's moments and time, you know. But yeah, damn, I hate that for her and I hate that for her fucking son. Yeah, poor guy. I know, except son. Chromatized. It's rough. Don't pan to me, Jason, when I just readjusted on the couch.

You did that to me the other day and that pissed me off. All right. Well, I'm going to go brush my dog. teeth because his breath smells like freaking ocean water over here rough it's bad yeah he's getting old chachi's gonna be eight and two weeks you know my sweet baby i just love him so much sweet baby i love him so much sweet baby i love you all right we'll see you guys next week i love you bye