Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Husband Drama & Who Porked Granny

Episode Date: February 20, 2026

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven comes in hot. Bunnie XO recaps her FOUR-HOUR interview with Larry Birkhead — including finally meeting Dannielynn — while the girls juggle tour rehearsals, tease surprise guest moments, and freak out over the book popping up in local stores.Then the confessions take over. Hailee shares a high-fiber cereal story that turns into pure trauma, Meme reads a submission about a jaw-dropping run-in with an older woman, and the Coven reacts to a listener’s marriage drama about a husband who won’t do a single thing around the house. They close it out with Valentine’s plans, dinner reservations, and the kind of chaotic energy only this group can deliver.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Amazing. though it was Anna Nicole's um I don't like referring to him like that it was Larry Burckhead who is the father of Anna Nicole's baby and man I think he talked he dropped so much tea I don't know it was crazy it was a really beautiful I feel so blessed that he trusted me with his story like that and we got to meet Danny Lynn I feel like I was in on a secret what a sweet little nugget I wanted to take her with us. I love her. She's our style. She's like a little goth girl. Her hair cut. Her hair cut. Love. What do they call that? They call it something. It's like a little pixie cut.

Yeah, but it's called something because it has those sides. I forget what it's called. She's so cute though. She's so dainty. She's very whimsical. She is very whimsical. That is a great way to describe her. She's definitely from another timeline. I was jealous of her outfit. Yeah. I know. The minute she walked in, I said, I like that. Yeah. No, she's so cute. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have been, we've got a show for you guys. Let me just tell you. We did two tour rehearsals and I'm actually kind of excited. I was not looking forward to it. I'm not exact. There's two shows that I'm a little worried about. I'm not going to say it, but we have the guests that we have, lined up if they all show up clutching my pearls like holy shit i can't even believe we got some of these people to sign up it's like a mini concert so by the time this comes out new york will have already happened because this is next friday yeah so we will have already done new york by the time everyone's getting to listen to this i know and the book that would have been and the book is out

the book is out baby stripped down i've filtered an unapologetic baby yeah people have it already so it's in a bookstore locally here. Wow. That's crazy. That was in our chat earlier that someone from the office at WME saw it in a thing. Well, it's like they all kind of roll out around the drop date. So yeah, some people are already reading your story right now. How does that feel? We should go down to a bookstore tomorrow and see if we can find one. I think it would be really cool if you went into the bookstore and like hand signed some of them. So it was like a surprise. No, I want to do that. I planned on doing that. I just yeah. I think that would be so cool. We'll go to like a little mom and pop bookstore and like what someone's like whose signature is this I don't want this book this book is used I don't

want it someone drew in this yeah if you guys haven't though go out and please get your copy of strip down unfiltered unapologetic I'm nervous my butt holes puckered you guys are going to really get to read my words in my life and good times let me tell you everybody keeps telling me wow you really didn't hold back And you said, oh, if you only knew. I'm like, actually, they took out a lot of stuff. But there might be a book too. If this one does good enough, maybe I'll write a part due.

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Botox. I mean, don't ever do that again. What do you do? What did you do? Bro. What the hell? I had to look away. for a moment. It was bad, dude. You have to wait until her face completely relaxes for her to do it again. You guys were having a mean, you moment.

She looked like Bert from Bert and Ernie, dude. It was like, she made, she made her eyebrows twerk. Like it was crazy. Like Nacho Libre? Bro. I don't know what she did. I don't know what she did,

but holy shit. I'm fucking. It was. I need to see it. Dude. We're all delirious. All right. We're going to go back to Haley.

Would you like to kick this off? Here, I'll go. Okay. Is this what you feel like when me and got it? Got it. Okay. I'm fucking sure. Okay.

Sorry. Sorry. I get how Mimi feels. My face. face hurts. Yeah, how many feels.

She, like, made eye contact with me too. That's what, you can't make eye contact with her with her.

No, she didn't hurt the eyebrow thing and made eye contact with me. She's like, hold on. I'm going to try to do it,

but I have so much Botox on my face. She was like, you're not. You're not even moving. Why did I feel like it was moving so much? Bro.

This is me moving mine. Hers would, like, up here, though. I can't. This is why I will never have photos. Bro.

You don't need it yet. I can't. No, it's one of those things. She has to be completely relaxed to do because it was. I feel like to pass out. No, it was rough. All right, Haley, you go. Kick it off, baby.

Okay. When I was 15, I made the rookie mistake of eating a huge bowl of high fiber cereal before a long train ride to see my boyfriend in another city. My stomach started sounding like a haunted house halfway there, but I thought I could power through. I could not. By the time we were on the bus to his house, I was sweating, clenching, and committing war crimes against my own intestines while blaming every suspicious noise on a random lady in front of us. About 20 steps from his front door, my body chose violence. Full disaster,

noticed survivors. I told him to walk ahead because I'd bled through a tampon, then performed emergency cleanup like a criminal on the run. Once inside, I destroyed his toilet using industrial blue paper towels that absolutely would not flush. In my panic, I stuffed the evidence into a literal hole in the wall, like some kind of feral raccoon. A week later, I heard his mom screaming at his little brother for putting poop towels in the wall, and he got grounded. I said nothing.

I carry this guilt and a fear of fiber every time I travel. That was so bad. I wish fiber had the same effect on me. God, I would eat a fucking fiber bowl every day. Why do you have a roll in the wall? Yeah. I'm not sure. Like Raisin Brazen Brains.

Yeah, my grandpa. Yeah, my grandpa. You know what? No wonder I'm so regular is because that was his favorite cereal. And every time I'd come home from school, every day at school, I'd have a bowl of fucking Raisin brand. Great cereal. Had no clue.

Raising brand crunch? God. Crime. That's all. Yeah. I love Raisin brand, though. Raisin brand has so much fucking sugar in it, though. Really?

Oh, ruined my life. You know what? I also was fat. You know what my dad used to fucking make me eat all the time? As a child. Okay. Picture, you just want a scrumptious,

freaking cereal. And guess what my dad used to make me eat that? Cicks. Grape nuts. That hell is that? Excuse me? What is that? You've never heard of grape nuts.

They're fire now that I'm older. But they are the hardest, crunchiest little pebbles. It's like you're eating fucking rocks. You know, like it's the worst. I'm going to have to get, you know what?

We're going to try grape nuts on. the next Ask Talkin Fest. Absolutely. I mean, I love to. You know, I know, okay, this is completely random too, but another thing, I would come home from my grandparents' house and I would eat these little, like, chocolate, like, chews that my grandma had. I thought it was, like, just like a chocolate candy.

I found out, like, years later, those were calcium chews. And I would have, like, multiple a day when I would go. Bitch. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Do they constipate you? Because doesn't calcium constipate you? I don't know, because I also had raising.

The raisin brand is just flowing through. You have a very active poop shoot. Yeah. I'm good over here. All right. I'm next. This person said, sometimes I just want to honk at people.

I'm not aggressive in any way. But ever since I started driving, I'll just get urges to honk. I won't unless it's necessary. Like blowing a stop sign or turning in front of me too soon. Or like cutting me off. But sometimes I'll be thinking I want someone to fuck up so I can honk. I don't know. Did you write this? This is so buddy driven. It's crazy. I don't know why.

I just do it. In my two years of driving, I think I've only honked two four times, though. It's a youngster. 18. Yeah. It sounds to me like they have, you know how like you have a cute aggression? Yes. So they're just so excited to be behind the wheel. I get it. I get it. You know, I get it. Bro. That was so you. I got honked at twice, just driving over here. I got honked at too. Why was there so much fucking honking? It was pissing me off.

Literally, I was like, why are we being honked at so much right now? Dude, isn't that, isn't that? Are we supposed to wait for everybody to fucking go down the road before we decided to make a left turn? Same. If you're going too fast, right by her house. If you're going too fast, that's a you fucking problem, not me. Slow the fuck down. I'm turning left, you fucking douche.

You know what I'm saying? Don't speed up at me. Yeah. And honk at me like, I got to. I thought, you know, okay, so you know what I learned when I first moved to fucking Tennessee is, you know, like, when you're going through like those tunnels or whatever, you have to honk. I used to get so mad. One day Jay was driving with him.

I was like, why the fuck are they fucking honking? I was so mad. And he was like, they do that to let you know that they're on the other side. And I was like, oh, okay. So is that maybe what they're doing? No, I do think we just kind of pulled out in front of them. I gave a dude ample amount of time. and he fucking still honked at me.

Yeah, well, fuck him. That's what I'm saying. Maybe he wasn't on that road in. Listen, honk your little heart away. Okay, I should just give it the honk. Listen, as long as you're not running people over, fucking honk. People in New York communicate with honks.

It's not even out of aggression. They're literally letting you go ahead. If you were to let someone go ahead and go ahead and look at home. I wish I could do that, but I feel like people nowadays get pissed. I fully believe that you should honk if you're horny. I wish there were different, different types of horns. Like, you know, I wish it was like a, like I wouldn't honk sometimes to say thank you, but it sounds like I'm being mean.

I was like, thank you, girl. How would a thank you horn sound? Like the little squeaky horns like, teem-knee, me, me. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, yeah. All right, go memes. Okay. It's nine o'clock at night and we're still filming.

This one says when I was 19, we lived next door to an older lady. She was in her late 70s. I used to go over and help her mow and do her trash and pay. pickup around the house because she was disabled and had to move around via wheelchair. She wasn't able to walk for very long, but one evening when I was helping her clean, she made a comment about how she missed having a man around the house and how thankful she was to have my help. That night, during conversation about my love life, she stated that she hadn't had any

physical touches in over 20 years and that all she had was a vibrator. We both laughed and I noticed her staring down at my bulge multiple times. I was wearing gym shorts. And I knew instantly that she would probably never experience Dick again in her lifetime. So I outright offered her some. I said, well, I'm only next door. I can provide whatever you need whenever. That was enough for her.

At first she was shy, but eventually said to come back later that she would be ready. She called me over. She had to shave that old hairy. Yeah, everything shower for sure. She called me over around 11 p.m. I had a key to her door, so I walked right into her in the bedroom. She was already laying there fully naked. I was very young and fully bricked when I saw her.

I got into her bed, wrapped her legs around my waist, and slowly slid it in. Okay. She was so tight, but opened up to me real quick. She was incredibly wet and shaking like a leaf. At first it started off like the Garth Brooks song where he talks about banging the old lady and then it turned into his straight up porn. Yep. They fucked for 45 minutes. That was one of the best.

sexual experiences of my life. Sadly, she passed away a year later. We only ever fucked that one night. She called the next day to say to tell me she slept like a baby with my load in her. I'm 29 and I still love fucking old women. The last part was what got me. First of all, shout out to Granny for getting her fucking rocks off before she passed away. I love that for her.

You know, listen, we don't ever yuck anybody's yum. Exactly. So we appreciate the Dickin. Okay, we appreciate the Charles Dickon. Okay. It's a Christmas story. That's a Christmas story. What?

You know about Charles Dickens, right? Isn't he the one Moby Dick? No? No. Charles Dick, I don't know. Did Charles Dickens write Moby Dick? He might have. But he also wrote a Christmas story.

So anyways, I was just saying we appreciate a great story like Charles. Mr. Kempsey, that was an analogy. I like it. He came in her? I can't get it. I can't get over the fact that it lost it for 45 minutes. The fact that you said slid it in. That was crazy.

You're welcome. No, the fact that he said she was tight, but then opened up. He just had to loosen it. How old was he? My vagina hurts. 19. Damn. 19 getting some granny fucking 70.

That's wild. Do you think that's what it looked like? Chewed up, spit it? out. I mean, at that age, you have no estuarine left. No, I was going to say, no, I've heard the complete opposite that your pussy lips fucking go inside. That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's not this. I don't want to. My pussy lips disappeared after IVF. Prove it. Open it right now. You guys see my pussy all the time. Every time I'm fucking undressed. I haven't seen it in a minute. But they're back now. They're back now because I'm regulated with my hormones. But man, man, for a

minute there, I had to like dig those motherfuckers out. So I was like, this is what, this is what they were talking about, man. It was rough. I had to use vaginal oxygen. Digging them out. Whoa. I did just pop those suckers back out. Stick them to the sides or something.

Yeah. I wanted the meat hanging, dude. And I had a labiaplasty. I insisted on having those little ahie tunas fucking flap. Those little yellow tails. Yeah, exactly. I said that. I think we were having dinner with Andy the other night.

He's like, would you like someone? I said, I don't eat labia. And he said, oh. That fucking sushi place was so fire. So fire. I don't want to tell anyone about it because it's like. I can't even remember the name of it. Private.

Which one? The sushi place that we stopped at. Where we went after Star Search. Bro, that was literally the best sushi I've ever had. Phenomenal. I tried everything you ordered. It was so good. All right.

Go ahead. You have a short one. I do too. Give it to my humor. Okay. Dixon but holes. Did someone put up? Poop.

It's good. She already told the poop one. No. It's, it's, it's, So I was dating this guy I was on a date with this guy and we went to the movies

in the morning and we're the only ones in the theater. Hot! Hot! I already know what's going to happen. Oh, fuck. All right, never mind. I was like, dude, I think I've been in a movie theater.

I did too. He finished it. He stole 650 straw. Well, that's like a fucking time. That many. 650 straws from the candy stand and connected them all during the film until it was long enough to reach the screen.

We went out like two more times after that, but he started getting creepy. So I called it off. I was still confess I've ever read. What was the point? He just wanted to touch the screen. That's fucking hilarious. That's funny. That is crazy.

Olivia was doing that during breakfast the other day at our favorite breakfast spot. She started stacking straws and then the waiter got in. on it and started bringing her more. So we had this ginormous straw by the end of breakfast. That is funny. Yeah. I missed that French toast. God.

Are we going there? Yeah, with Apple. Yeah. Next week. We're going? We're going. You're not invited. I am leaving my husband.

I'm tired of a, I'm tired. I didn't know you were going. Yeah. We all said. Yeah. The cameras. I'm never leaving my husband. I'm leaving my husband.

I'm tired of working hard every day to build a home and a life for us while he sits at home and does nothing. We agreed he would be a stay-at-home father, but while he watches our baby and is great at that, he does nothing else. I still have to come home to cook and clean. No. And hear his constant complaints of being hungry. Nope. Our house being a mess and me always being tired.

Our budget is tight, but we make due. Well, I make do. He complains every day of not having luxuries and excess. I'm expected to give him the shirt off my back while he never thinks of me as anything more than an afterthought. Sorry I can't afford to take you out on rib-eye steaks three times a day, but we are always fed. The last straw for me was today.

Yes, one of those sandwiches was for me. Why would you get two and I get none? Yes, Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Same as it is every year. One of my favorite holidays and he didn't even care. I'm done. I no longer feel love. I no longer feel anger.

I just want out of this, just a whole lot of nothing when I look at him. You know the movie The Tooth Fairy with the Rock in the like princess little outfit? That's what it's giving. I've never seen that movie. But I don't know. I'm kind of on the fence.

this. I'm kind of on the fence with my answer with this and it's like I can see both sides. Taking care of a child all fucking day long is exhausting. I, yes, women are made and groomed as children to keep their house tidy, take care of the kids, all that stuff. We can multitask. Men do not normally have that embedded in their brain. If you keep asking him to do these things and he doesn't do it, I can see how that would be frustrating.

Yeah. But to expect all of that from a man is kind of heavy. I get it. She's the breadwinner. She's out working. And to come home to a fucking dirty house is the last thing I want to come home to also. But at the same time, your kid isn't in daycare. and he is taking care of that child 24-7.

So, I mean, maybe instead of looking at all the things he doesn't do, look at the one thing that he does right, and that's be a consistent parental figure in your parents' and your kids' life. But Mimi, you're in this situation. How do you feel? I feel a little bit different about it. While I don't think she should expect everything to be done by him, because that is still a 50-50,

because if he was to go to work all day and she was to go to work all day, when you got home it was a 50-50 so you almost have to see child care as a 50-50 yeah and so when you get home you still have responsibilities like I'll work sometimes and then come home and be like what am I making for dinner because I came home to a clean home so with that I feel like when people look at it is like everything should be done because I'm working that's wrong but with the child around there's still certain responsibilities that you can do with that child around whether at any age they still nap like you have that nap time do a few dishes yeah and so when she comes home maybe she does the laundry yeah so it's like now you have dishes and laundry done you've both contributed while he did his

full-time job taking care of the child i think i'm put like i put my husband on such a pedestal because he's somehow he does it all like he still works full-time from home he takes care of two kids and i built a farm that i make him take care of yeah yeah so it's like you know like i truly i I have him on such a pedestal and I don't try to compare everyone to him. But like he still, y'all still come home to a clean house. Yeah, that guy doesn't sound like a Jason. No, like, Jason is such a, the guy that she's talking about is a typical dude.

Correct. And like, I don't know if you guys have ever studied like how women's brains and men's brains, how you said are made is like, if you ask a woman and a man the same list to get done, men go from top to bottom. And women actually read that. list and go, well, if I do this list in this certain order, I'll get done sooner. While men are like, well, no, you told me to do the dishes. So that's my first one.

But it's like, but no, you could have started down here and had the dishwasher running and have this. Well, yeah, we're just more organized because it's literally how our brains work. Brains are wired completely different. Yeah, absolutely. But I mean, if you're, I think if you're nitpicking him that bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be together anyways. There's other issues.

Because there's obviously other issues. maybe he's done something to make you feel less important in his life or, you know, I mean, and who the fuck celebrates Valentine's Day? I don't. My husband asked me to go to dinner at Valentine's Day and I was like, why? I like looked at him suspiciously because I was like, we have never celebrated Valentine's Day, you know? I feel like love should be celebrated every day, not just one day. You know what I'm doing for Valentine's Day? I'm literally fucking going to get a massage, get my nails done, and I'm sleeping the fuck in. I might even give my husband a room job. You never know.

feeling a little froggy. But that's how I'd like to spend my Valentine's Day. Bye. What are you guys doing? Oh, is it by? No, that was just crazy that you said, rib job.

Oh, I was like, bye. I was like, Rwand in the pod? Perfect. My timer's going on. Real job it is. Oh. What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day and then we'll get out of here?

Oh, Jaime and Haley have plans together. Oh, now you know how I feel when you fucking bitches go and just do antiquing together. or fucking go shopping together or go eat out together. I don't want to hear your fucking little sob's story. Okay, good. Glad you.

You know, you see who the fucking common denominator is here. See who the common denominator is. Where are you guys going? We go, okay, first of all, I go to Daddy's Dogs.

It's a Valentine's dinner they do every year. Oh, I was there when they made the plans. What? Yeah. I thought I was. Somebody said, I remember,

I was a, Around. Were you? Yeah. Whenever. He messaged me to move the reservation because daddy's dogs, I talk to them all the time. I love them. So I messaged him and he got that fixed.

He was like, if you want to come to you, can. I was like, my brother's going to be in town. Yeah. Yeah, I was around when this conversation was being had. So when it all started, I asked her because I was like, I booked it for me and Brooke. I wasn't invited though. There's that. Yeah.

Well, I took the last reservation. Booked it with Brooke, realized I couldn't go because we had rehearsals. I tried to email. It wasn't working. I use the plug over there, Haley, to be like, hey, I know he texts you all the time. Can you let him know that I'm looking to move my reservation? And then in that, he offered her to also come.

Just throwing that in there. There was literally two reservations left at 9 p.m. tomorrow night. And I was like, I have my brother with me. Like, I'll just bring my brother. And then we all four are just going to go. And you said you're going to make a sign. I was like, I'm going to make a sign that said this is my brother. But then I was like, is that even more fucking weird?

Oh, you wouldn't go anyways. I wouldn't. It's fucking 9 o'clock at 9 p.m. Oh, really? Yeah, I know how that goes. Hot dogs. All right, well, I love you, bitches. Happy fucking Valentine's Day fuckers.

We're out of here. Love you. Bye, totally. Bye.