Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Incest Bombshells & Ex Drama Unleashed

Episode Date: September 12, 2025

Buckle up, this Ask, Tell, Confess is pure chaos. It starts with someone catching their ex in bed with his own sister (yep, for real), sparking a no-filter talk on incest and narcissists. The... crew dives into a Netflix show about a gaslighting mom—Munchausen vibes—then veers into hormone disruptors, sketchy AirTags, and unhinged ex stories. Oh, and one guy shows up in a ski mask with women’s underwear over his face. Total madness from start to finish.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:06:13 get some crazy stories and the topic was if I had to do a podcast episode on your most chaotic X what's the headline story and when I tell you you guys straight up delivered so I'll kick this one off um okay this one's I obviously we can say her name Elizabeth yeah because she you guys didn't say to keep this anonymous so if you don't say to keep it anonymous than we will just say your name but anyways elizabeth said he was sleeping with his sister and i said details please and she said i thought i was going crazy thinking the way they acted with each other was weird then i walked in on them in their bathroom after hearing them from the other room he said that he thought it was me in the bathroom he didn't know that i heard them
Starting point is 00:07:06 through the other room she was making the noises and he said oh you like that Of course he denied it. He was such a narcissist. I left and never went back. And I could go on about him and all his stories. That was just the nastiest. I thought it was her, but it was his sit. First of all,
Starting point is 00:07:26 pussies don't feel the same. Okay? You know what your fucking girlfriend's pussy feels like as opposed to somebody else's. Yeah. The fact that she was talking there, no, I don't believe him. I know,
Starting point is 00:07:38 but to be fucking banging your sister, Like, is this like a blood sister, step sister? I was hoping she was going to come back with the fact that it was a step sister. Should I message her and ask her? Please do. Yeah, because I think we need clarity on that. We need to know. Still bad.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Is this a full bloods? I mean, yeah, for sure. I mean, but a lot, listen, porn hub makes a living off step sister stepbrother type porn. So I mean, hate those, by the way. Yeah. I absolutely hate the. Yeah, the stepmoms gross me out. Like, that's so gross.
Starting point is 00:08:07 The role play of like any type of family. member immediate ick yeah yeah that watch it that's pretty fucking nasty hold on one second let me message her right now pizza delivery guy construction worker bummer do you watch pizza delivery guy I was just I was given I was given it before no I was just given an example construction have you watched construction worker porn well it's like they came to fix something I'd have It may have been in suggestions. So it was like a little fucking, a little house call. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Yeah. Well, Bob the builder. All right. I just message her. So hopefully by the end of this episode, she will message back. But yeah, that's gross, dude. If that, if that says full-blooded sister, then there's something is going on in that family. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:01 That is not okay. And the parents have to know about it. You have to know about that. Yeah. If you're sneaking away to the bathroom to do it. And if he was sober, like, was he, there's so many questions I have to ask. Like, if he was, not on? I don't know.
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Starting point is 00:12:35 It's true Anytime you fucking record something Especially with narcissists Ladies if you're dealing with a narcissist Record them Don't let them know that you're recording them though Because whenever I was in my abusive relationship I used to have to record him
Starting point is 00:12:49 Because he would try to gaslight me I didn't do that to you I never said that and I'd be like Oh yeah And I'd play it back for him Well you pissed me off You know and it was like How do they react?
Starting point is 00:12:57 Yeah okay question Because I've never been in a relationship With narcissists How do they react when they get caught. Angry. They get really mad. Well, there's two different kinds. So they'll either be abusive back and they'll scare the fuck out of you so you never like confront them with their own lies again. Or they'll, they'll play the victim. And they'll try to like gas on when the proof. Try to make it like someone else. It's like it's you caused me to do this. You made me act like
Starting point is 00:13:24 this. Yeah. That's crazy. That reminds me of the, um, did you guys watch the unknown number on Netflix yet? I did. That's like she literally was like gaslighting us. The mom. The mom is insane. Okay. First of all. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:40 So there's a story. Okay. That trigger warning, but, um, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. If you haven't watched unknown number, don't listen to this part of the podcast. Fast forward through it because we're going to spoil it for you. There's a mom who becomes obsessed with the, girl that her daughter's boyfriend his name is owen and she says that at first the little girl was
Starting point is 00:14:11 getting text messages like you're fat you're you're you're too skinny you're anorexic you're ugly and that she didn't do those text messages but for a year straight thousands of text messages like 5,000 to i mean sexual sexual like she would talk about owen wants to finger my pussy and make it cream yeah you're ugly you need to go kill yourself Yeah. She was doing this to her own daughter. The mother was doing. And not only that, my heart broke for the dad.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Okay, so all, like this is going on all year. She's texting Owen. She's texting her daughter. And she's texting some of the friends, too, from like a private number. Who's she pretending to be? Just some weird fucking psychopath that's like stalking them, right? So nobody knows. It's like turning everyone against each other.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah. So the parents are getting involved. Like who the fuck is texting our kids like? this going to the police like everybody's like freaked out well finally the FBI gets involved and they bring this guy out and he starts tracing all of the text messages back to the mom so when they go to confront her to arrest her because you know she's going to go to jail or to give her the charges the daughter didn't know and she's like the mom literally just completely admits it and is like yes I did it but this isn't how it was this isn't how it was supposed to be wasn't me at first it wasn't
Starting point is 00:15:31 me at first. I don't want to tell my daughter. Well, the, the cops are like, you need to tell your daughter. It was you. So she sits the poor girl down. And you can tell the little girl is just, like, so, like, blindsided by this, but loves the shit out of her mom, you know? Yeah, her mom's, like, rubbing on her while this is happening. And she's, like, holding her back. I'm like, I would be so pissed. I couldn't hold my mom back. Yeah, like, she literally bullied her own daughter relentlessly. So the dad walks in, right? And, well, like, she makes, the cop, make, the cop was a G. The cop makes her call the husband and is like, you need to come home right now. We need to talk about something. So the dad pulls up and the cop goes outside to talk to
Starting point is 00:16:08 the dad. And the dad's like, what is going on? And they're like, it was your wife who's been texting your daughter this whole time. And he's like, are you fucking kidding me? And then he gets hit with a double whammy. The mom has been lying about like holding two jobs for the past year, which I don't know how you could lie about something like that. One, where is the money coming in from? Come to find out she was doing like insurance fraud to bring money in on their houses so that the dad ended up at the end of this losing everything because of the mom yeah but he kicks her out right then and it's like oh that same day yeah and it's like you need to leave and the poor little girl's crying and she's like I'm not the mom's like I'm not leaving her blah blah blah anyways this mom sits
Starting point is 00:16:52 down to do an interview with fucking the people that are doing the documentary and she's like, I was doing it to find out who was bullying her. Like, the lady is so fucking delusional and, like, there's something really fucking wrong with her. She gaslit everyone because she's like, you guys have also done something bad. This is just one thing you've seen of me. Like, I'm sure you guys have also done, like, something bad. Like, mine's just looked at it, blah, blah, blah. I was like, are you gaslighting me?
Starting point is 00:17:20 Yeah. What? Yeah. I couldn't have been that interviewer. I couldn't have been that interviewer. I'd have been like, the mom ended up doing a year and a half in prison for this. by the way. So she's already out now?
Starting point is 00:17:31 She got out August of 2024. Yeah. And so she's doing this interview after she gets out. Like if I was interviewing her, I'd have been like, oh, so you didn't learn anything. This is just all. And like the little girl was communicating with her the entire time that she was in prison. But then as when she got out, the dad won't let her see her mom. But now that she's removed from her mom, she's kind of like, dude, you're a fucking weird bitch.
Starting point is 00:17:55 And like, I don't want you in my life. More little girl. She's so brainwashed. And she has a beautiful little girl. And they broke up. Really pretty. It eventually affected them so bad that her and her boyfriend broke up. Wait, how's the little girl?
Starting point is 00:18:06 She's probably like, what, 17 now? It happened when she was like 15. Yeah. Golly. And your own mom. Own mom. And then Owen fucking was talking about how like the lady was so obsessed with him that she would like cut his steak for him.
Starting point is 00:18:20 She would like show up to his games even after him and the girl broke up. even after him and her daughter broke up, she would show up to his games. And, like, it just, it was a weird... There's something wrong with that lady. Yeah, she got seriously wrong with her. And you can see the crazy in her eyes. You could definitely see the crazy in hers.
Starting point is 00:18:37 She's all teeth, too. She's all teeth. I mean, Mr. Edding got shit on her. Have we seen the hunchback of no further? Yeah. Yeah. I'd never seen that. Let me see a picture.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Yeah. So I could never imagine doing that to my kid, dude. But they said that the specialist that were in the documentary said that it's like a form of Munchausen. So instead of making her daughter sick, she was bullying her daughter so that her daughter would come to her and she could be the hero. What the hell? Oh my God. It looks just like. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Yep. Yep. Now show her a picture. Yeah. I knew what he looked like. But yeah. Like when they put it in that perspective, I was like, okay, that makes sense. still sick, but in the same way, there's something that, something happened to her to where
Starting point is 00:19:27 she needed that. She's not mentally okay. Yeah, she, I don't even know how she has children. Like, it's crazy. Is she the only child or was there multiple children? The only child. Oh. Can you see it? I can see it. That's horrible. The fact she was calling her daughter ugly is wild. Well, I think what was happening was she was projecting onto her daughter. Oh, for sure. Her daughter is beautiful. Yeah, her daughter was really, I couldn't believe her daughter. daughter was her daughter like her daughter must have got all her looks from her dad because her daughter she's so pretty so cute right like such a cute and you're gonna call her ugly like they're oh she called her way worse like i mean it was so mad guys i gotta go watch this yeah you have if you guys
Starting point is 00:20:09 haven't watched unknown number go watch it it's definitely worth the watch and it'll hold your attention the entire time because this lady is just bat shit fucking insane is it like um episodes or just a docu series like an hour and a half yeah great my favorite it's short and sweet and Straight to the point. Yeah, I love that. I got a little lost in that one series we watched where the mom was like Abuse of the YouTube mom. Oh, Ruby Frank?
Starting point is 00:20:33 Yeah, the Ruby Frank thing. It was just like episode after episode. But like, yeah, that was rough. But this I could do. Yeah, the Ruby Frank thing was way too long. But how do you fit all that story into something less? Yeah, this is crazy. I can't believe that.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Yeah, you got to watch it. I watched it last night. Like, you know, you could never imagine doing that to your child. Like, I couldn't, Olivia and Bailey, like, I just couldn't imagine looking at them and being like, I want to hurt you. No, this goes back to where I, and stems back to where I always say it's always, it seems like the people who don't deserve children always fucking have them. Like my sister. She's had five fucking kids and lost every one of them to this hate. And then her sister over here is like literally going through fucking IVF treatments to fucking, you know.
Starting point is 00:21:17 When I was in the middle of fertility, I had a lady who had multiple children taken away. She was like, you just hate, you're just mad because you can't have kids. Yeah. What she told me. Yeah. Nothing made me want to stab her more. Oh, it's great. That's what, tell me that.
Starting point is 00:21:31 That's what everybody's new thing online is for me too, whenever, like, if I get in a confrontation with anybody online or anything, like this girl the other day was like, oh, figures you'd wear a Balenciaga or something like that. And I was like, you could have an unfollow me at any time. She's like, well, at least I have two beautiful children that I birth of my own. And it's like, first of all, I didn't even fucking want kids. till a year ago, okay? Like, everybody thinks that's going to hurt me.
Starting point is 00:21:55 And it's like, no, it makes me realize how sick you are to even try to stoop to that level and say something like that to a stranger that you've never met. But two, it's like, I didn't even want kids till literally like a year and a half ago. And if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. It's not like having children is going to hang my moon or my stars. Yes, I would definitely, I would love to have another star in my sky and fucking add something with Jay and I.
Starting point is 00:22:19 but and yes I've been through hell trying to make these babies which you guys don't even know half the story yet um but at the same time it's like that doesn't hurt me that just makes me realize how sick our world really is because that's what people try to like use against you and what was shitty is I actually knew this person yeah that's terrible people on the internet are telling me that this was my cousin's wife yeah that's even worse yeah I was like I know you I could hurt you I can run you over. I know where you live. The next family gathering. That's crazy. I can't imagine because in my head I like already planned out how I would
Starting point is 00:22:57 hurt her. I can't imagine because like if someone's on the other side of a keyboard, nothing enrages me more than like I can't punch you in the face. Well, yes. I know how that goes. I have some fucking crackhead who's making a 454 story series about me right now. And literally it's all lies. And you know what I don't understand? I am sitting at home with my fucking cow. I don't fucking bother anybody. And the people in the comments are like, she's got sinister energy. She's a bad human. And I'm just like, bro, I'm sitting at home with my fucking animals who adore me and who I worship and love. And I'm not bothering anybody. And they just come out of left field. They're literally digital mosquitoes. Like I said,
Starting point is 00:23:42 that's such a good word. They're fucking digital mosquitoes that literally will suck the life force and the blood out of anybody who's more relevant than them. They just know your name. Can we ever call it? And that's what she said. That's what she said. In one of her videos, she said, what did she say? She said, yeah, I tend to meet my people when I post about them.
Starting point is 00:24:02 It's like, no, you're meeting people who literally have fucking dogs as their profile pictures and are fucking the lowest, scummiest humans in the fucking earth. Okay, like, what are you to, that's not your, is that your people? Like, geez, lady. I guess everyone has to have their circle. I mean, he's like, yeah. Yeah. I just get so tired of the internet sometimes and I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:24:24 sometimes I have to take a break because I'm just like, this is crazy. It gets overwhelming. It gets overwhelming and it's just the things that people say is just so fucking weird. Wild. It's like it, it didn't used to be this bad. No.
Starting point is 00:24:38 It's like people really try to hurt other people that they've never even met. A thousand percent. Before, no one had plat. Now everyone has platforms. Oh, anybody in their mom. Free. The internet should not be free. No.
Starting point is 00:24:52 You should have to pay a monthly subscription for fucking internet because then maybe you wouldn't abuse it. Yeah. Right. No, I don't even know how we got on that subject and the bullying of the mom and all that stuff. But yeah, the internet's a fucking crazy world. But I could never imagine doing that to my child.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Never. Never. Ever. I'm so protective of my friends and my family. There's no fucking way that I, if any, that I would have found that lady and drug her out of her fucking house. You would have found that within a week. The fact of it took them a year.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Yeah. Why do you waste so much time. And she's so crazy that she was using a VPN app. Yeah. That fucking. I mean, she really went above and beyond for this. She had multiple phones. She said it consumed her life.
Starting point is 00:25:36 She woke up some days and did like 10 hours of just nonstop texting. You have 10 hours in a day to do that? She's not working. She's doing fucking insurance scam. fraud or whatever wild that's crazy i know what do you guys got for for me you guys got any good ones short and sweet um her ex whatever she uh tried to get revenge put him on grinder except he was already a member i saw that one yeah that's that you said you said no i was like no we're not we're not we're not wild that's so funny yeah no i can't
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Starting point is 00:26:44 so they want to hurt women maybe but like I feel yeah we're like in such an accepting okay I also have a conspiracy theory guys about to go down a wormhole yeah someone said I don't know how this is and I haven't looked too far into it okay so like you know how women are taking like so much birth control and stuff like and I know exactly what you're going to say you know what I'm going to say testosterone levels are low yeah yeah yeah well it's not just the birth control though it's also our food. Yeah. Our food.
Starting point is 00:27:17 It's everything. Yeah. Like our food is not good. It's messy with everybody. Even products we use. Yeah. Everything. Our babies, the baby soap I use fucking is supposed to be like a hormone disruptor.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Yes. Baby soap. I know. And imagine we're putting that on children already. Or like even everyone's obsessed with melatonin right now. Yes. And that spikes your estrogen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:41 And it like messes with these kids. Like some of these kids are going into early puberty. because these parents are like shoving it down their throats to go to the bed. Like I've never in my life giving my kids melatonin. I'm very much against it because of how many, like they don't know what that's doing. And some people, I like literally know parents who like drug their children. Like in the sense of like, here, take these melatonins at this time every night. So you're to bed and like I can have my night away from you.
Starting point is 00:28:06 And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. Or like Benadryl or whatever they can to like dose these children to go to bed at night. Benadryl causes like early dementia. I stopped taking it when I found out that. My, dude, my doctor said, don't you dare give Benadryl to your children? I was like, that's like the good. That's what everyone always says. Like if they're having an allergic reaction, they said, no, Claritin is just as good
Starting point is 00:28:26 and it's not as bad on the kids' hearts. And like, we had to be told that because Olivia has heart issues. Yeah. And they were like, she do not give Olivia Benadryl because it has long term effects on small children because your hearts aren't as developed as like an adult would be. Yeah. Crazy. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Yeah. And I used to take Benadryl just little bits of it every single night to try to sleep. And there was one time where like I took, even in fucking when we were in Europe, dude, I took Benadryl like every night that we were there. And it hit me so hard that I had a fucking Benadryl hangover for 24 hours. Yes. You will never want to curl into a ball and cry more in your life than having a Benadryl hangover. Everyone I OD on the door.
Starting point is 00:29:07 On the bus? That was wild. I remember that, bro. We were like shaking Haley awake. It is the worst feeling in the world. My dreams were vivid. And I take children's Benadryl. So I couldn't imagine what adult Benadryl.
Starting point is 00:29:23 We didn't even dose it. We just put it in the Red Solo Cup and said, didn't you do that to Mo? She came out with a glass. She didn't want to fucking, nobody wanted to listen to me. I'm like, just take a little bit. Mo's like, pile it on, bitch.
Starting point is 00:29:35 You know, because she's such a fucking lush. Double it. Yeah. She's like, I'm going to swarce it now. You know, like, that's how Moe fucking is. So I gave her and she took it and she slapped. And she didn't, wasn't even phase. That was the night we thought she took double Benadryl and really you accidentally gave
Starting point is 00:29:50 her an antibiotic. Whoops. And let me tell you something about the antibiotics in fucking Europe. They're great. They will fucking heal you like that. One day. One day. I was sick because I refused to take the antibiotics and then the day I took them, I started
Starting point is 00:30:04 feeling better. I was like, you guys remember when, uh, let's go scootering. Yeah. When I put, uh, Throat spray up my nose. So, you know what? We need to talk about this on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Okay. You guys will have to listen to the hour-long podcast and find out why Haley put fucking throat spray up her nose. We'll talk about it in the hour-long podcast that'll drop this week. This one said I broke up with a guy. He crawled underneath my car and put an air tag. When I found it, he tried to ask for his air tag back.
Starting point is 00:30:39 That's not so crazy to me because I had an X that put a tracker on my car. What? Yeah. How'd you find out? I think that's a little crazy. You just, they appear everywhere that you are. Oh, I knew that like, you know, air tags tell you there's something like traveling with you. So I would get that, but I can imagine just a tracker on someone's car.
Starting point is 00:30:59 I always have an air tag thing pop up on my fucking phone all the time. You could be with someone that has one. We should look into that. Yeah. Well, I know. But also, yeah. Why did you just say that now? Well, it happens all the time.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Like, I always get it at random times and random, like, it's crazy. I'll screenshot it next time it happens. Please. But I always did, I always, you can detach from it. You can say, like, you don't want to give updates or whatever. Air tag or AirPods? Air tag. Right?
Starting point is 00:31:25 I do, I do air tag. It'll be air tag is like moving with you, but it'll be like someone else's air tag is with you. Like, it happens a lot of the airport or when I'm with, it happens when I'm with you. It's probably my air tag. AirPods. No, it says air tag. No, mine says air tag. We're looking into this, guys, don't have air tag. No. Oh, fuck. I thought that was you this whole time. No, I have AirPods. I don't know where mine's coming from then either. Oh, yeah, we should look into that. Hold on. I'm going to look and see if she wrote us back about if it's the step sister or the stepbrother. I've gotten air maxes before when we
Starting point is 00:32:06 travel with like um your tag jb nope she hasn't replied yet but i'll keep you guys i'll keep you guys in the loop we'll post it on facebook all right we'll do one more because i have there was a lot of really good ones heather said i have some dozies in my past but once i was dating a guy i worked with and he always wanted me to leave a pair of my undies well i left but forgot something and came in to him wearing my undies with a ski mask on with the crotch part over his nose and mouth I was dumbfounded, and then I busted out laughing. Hmm. What?
Starting point is 00:32:41 Why do we have a ski mask on? I don't know. He's like a cereal panty sniffer? I don't know. I mean, was he just jerking as gurkin? Just fucking going to town with... Jerkin as gherkin. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:55 I don't like that word. It's probably the word gherkin. It's better than moyes. Okay. I don't know. As we've learned on this fucking show, people got some weird shit going on. Yeah. I know I read one of them.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I lost it. I didn't even screenshot it how someone came into Spencer's one time. I was like, hey, can people return adult toys? Oh. And the girl was like, yeah. And he's like, what do you do with them? And she was like, we destroy them. And he's like, can I buy them from you?
Starting point is 00:33:26 Ew. Yeah. Wild. It baffles me how people do not have a problem using other people's vibrators. It is so weird to me. That's the weirdest thing. Someone in my stories asked the other day and like my asked to a confessor things like why they don't they sell uncircumcised vibrators?
Starting point is 00:33:45 I was like, who's going to wash that? Who? Right. Can you imagine how dirty that would get? That's what I'm saying. It would probably have bacteria underneath it. You would cause so many issues. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Okay. And on that note, we're out of here. Love you. See you later. Got to go. Tudaloo. Bye bye. Thank you.

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