Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Is Our GLP-3 Making Our Loins Quiver?

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven get real about Bunnie’s upcoming book tour and how they’re making it anything but a typical live show. The conversation takes a wild turn as they dive into listener-submitted Yelp-style reviews—including a brutal takedown of a cheating husband and a “house review” that turns out to be a literal prison cell. With humor and honesty, they unpack accountability in relationships and the ripple effects of addiction on individuals and families, and invite listeners to submit their own stories for future episodes.Watch Full Episodes & More:YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh, no. Who is it? I wasn't texting. It was in person. She went out last night. Yeah. Oh, and who was it? I don't want to say his name.

Hello, France. Welcome to another rise to confess. who did you say she sounded like alison chains got it yeah yeah yeah we've come to snop the rooster yeah yeah i can hear it yeah hi me how's your ears it's good hibe's over there going yeah yeah show everybody your shirt hi me this cat dad shit's getting out of control I can't. Like you willingly went online and bought that shirt. Oh, no, it was a gift.

My Brooks mom gave it to me. Oh. Yeah. I love that. But she knows my love. Isn't Brooks mom's hot too? Yeah. And she's single.

So any nice fellas. Single and ready to mingle, guys. That's all we do is hook people up on this freaking show. All right. Well, my next week of Reda has been way better than the first week, guys. I severely lowered my dose, watered down the old rat tattooy, and, yeah, I feel your girl feels good. Except I feel like I'm going to puke right now because I had to take an antibiotic too, so. You're going through it over there.

That's how my day is fucking going, man. How about you guys? They're doing pretty good. Horny, you say? We have all agreed that Reda has made us all horny. I thought I was just ovulating, but then she brought it to the table. She said, how do we feel? And we all went.

Yeah. I was like, you know what? Last night makes sense. Yeah. It's past week, yeah. I've been, I've been rearing and ready to roll. I'm like, where is this coming from? That's nice.

Yeah, I don't mind it. Nice little hint of spark still left in the old bug. All right, so we. That old rigmar roll. Yeah, the old rigmar roll. Come on, Haley, say it. Give me a little rigmar roll. I hate it.

I hate those words together. Mimi said it downstairs and she was ready to fucking fight people. So we've been going over the book tour show that we're going to do for you guys. My biggest fear is what if I don't sell any tickets? Okay. Oh my God. I'm so scared, you guys. Because it's different when you sell a book that's not asking people to travel, to pay for gas, to pay for tickets, to pay for flights, pay for hotel rooms, you know?

like that's a big ask and I can sell the shit out of some merch and some books and I can sell the shit out of stuff online but can I sell tickets to a show I'm nervous would you guys come I thought you were asking us no I wasn't looking at you guys are obligated to be there we're always you guys are obligated to be there I'm talking to these guys out here would you guys answer in the comments if you guys if we announce a book if you guys would come to the nearest city near you to come and hang out with us for an hour and a half, two hours. And listen, I have been watching people shows.

And I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble for saying this, but I have watched like book tour shows and podcast shows. They're fucking boring. Like I wouldn't go to that shit. So I promise you guys, like you already know how I do things. If we do this book tour, we're going to do it right. It'll be very engaging. It's going to be a lot of fun.

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Results may vary. I hope so. If not, it's just going to be one big, fucking glittery. Us in a big theater. Yeah. I'll just pan to the audience and it's you guys. The SpongeBob means like, woo! Yeah.

It's just one person. It's all right, though. Can we please make that a TikTok? Before the show starts, it's just us in the ground. Woo! Literally, I'll be happy with anybody that shows up. But even if nobody shows up, thank you guys for all the books you've been buying because it's been in the lots of thousands of books.

Like, it's crazy. Crushing all that. Like everything that we could have expected, we are so stoked with how everyone has received this book. Strip down, baby. Coming near you, February 17th. It's coming. So fast.

Oh, finalizing plans. I was like, guys, we're looking at like two months. We've been talking about this, a month and a half. We've been talking about this literally for so long. And now it's like finally coming to fruition. So should I bring the chotch? Of course. The chotch has to come to the show.

Comes out on stage with you. Oh, he'll sit there the whole time. Yeah. Actually, I don't know. If he sees people in the audience, though, he might try to go and hang out with them. A little hi-fi. He gets a little hyphy. He'd be like, you know how he does?

Remember meeting and greets? He would go and find the children. Yeah. Wanderer. He'd be like, where's Joshy? He's behind a curtain with a child. He loves the kids, dude. Thank you.

He thinks he's a big old kid. All right. So we are going to continue this week of Yelp reviews. This will be the last episode on this. But we just, they were so good that we couldn't do another show on it. The feedback on this was great. Everyone was obsessed with it. So we dove back into everyone's submissions and they were hilarious.

All right. I'm going to kick this one off because I don't want any of you bitches to steal. Which one shall I use first? This one was kind of fucked up. Samantha wrote in and she said zero out of five stars. That dang it. It's good. It's a good one.

It's a good one. Doesn't like to work and will look for anything as an excuse to quit. Mommy issues, narcissists that needs to be center of attention, especially the attention of other women. used my cancer as an excuse to cheat on me because he wasn't getting the attention a supportive husband should get. In April 2021, I had a hysterectomy due to cancer. I almost died during surgery. My mom and husband were told I was getting a blood transfusion and to prepare themselves. My loving husband texted his girlfriend an update and she came to the hospital and helped him relieve stress in the parking lot.

hate him hate him why on earth are you married why are you married you know like if your wife is dying

of a terminal illness and you can't keep your pecker in your pants you're a shit human you are like scum of the earth yeah like you don't even deserve you need to trade places

with your wife and take on her suffering absolutely I just I you hear about that so much too about like men that are cheating like I don't know if you guys are keeping up drama oh god I don't even want to get into it but go down that rabbit hole but yeah whenever you have time on your own go down that rabbit hole but man it's just um it's really disheartening that you know you can't even trust the person that you fucking said till death do us part for sickness and in health while you're fucking sick. It's, it's really sad. That's so depressing. And the girl that goes to the hospital to suck them off or do whatever it is that she was doing. Like you are also scum of the earth.

Yeah. Like I would hate to be those people because karma comes hard, dude. Yeah. Nobody comes harder than karma. Yeah. I just had to say it. Clip that. Yeah, clip that. Yeah, clip it. But yeah, that was pretty rough, man. Well, I'm happy that you're alive. to tell the story, Samantha. I can shout out to you for being a warrior and for kicking cancer's ass. If it's in remission, I don't know if it is or not. If not, and you're still going through it, you're still a fucking warrior because you're still here. But yeah, fuck your husband.

And I hope you're still not married to him. Does it say ex-husband or husband? It says husband, I believe. Hold on. I deleted it it. Can you pull it up? What does it say? I deleted it too.

Fuck. I think she said husband. I don't think she said ex-husband. I thought she said husband too. Samantha no he better not Sammy you better fucking divorce that motherfucker dude fuck him and then that's another thing like why stay married to somebody that you have that much resentment too you said husband oh no and she's talking in current well she's kind of talking in ass I need to know I need yeah Sam we need an update let us know we'll talk about it

next week but I hope you're not still with that fucking heaping pile of dog ducky with corn in it. I'm telling you. The corn stays into another level. It's a big lump knob. It's a bowl of juice. I don't remember the rest. It's corn.

It's corn. All right. What do you guys got? That's so funny. Go ahead, Haley. Okay. This is from Tiff and she said, zero out of 10.

At first glance, he is a bridge troll. I should have taken that as a factory warning. morning, but I get joy from rescuing ugly wounded animals. I love pound puppies, too. Comes with an equally unhealthy baby mama, like staying up late to work as an excuse to drink, likes doing absolutely nothing outside of the house, thinks he's a rock star. The first thing my dad said to me when I told him I was getting divorced, that guy cannot sing. This is wild.

Dad's been holding that in. Dad was waiting for that moment. Peas the bed. Gas lights threatens to unalive himself When you want to leave him All of things I love to try to fix about people But when you get tired of the weight He puts on your shoulders

And decide to fix yourself He blames everything on you And says you are the toxic one I would rather fuck a cactus And stick razor blades Covered in rubbing alcohol up my ass And spend one day with this guy I get it

That's insanely good With the pee in the bed Peeing the bed is what got me That's what made me screenshot that one I used to have a girlfriend who peed the bed all the time. And it's uncomfortable because you never know when it's going to happen, you know? Like when she would get really fucked up too, she would just piss everywhere. I had a girl.

Did you say that happened to you? Yes. My ex-roomate had some random chick over. She was so drunk. She stumbled into my room and laid on top of me while I was sleeping. And I got so pissed. And I went my roommate's room. I was like, get her the fuck out of my bed.

I come back. I get her out. I lay in my bed and it's wet. It was like three in the morning. I was so pissed. No laying in somebody else's pee too. Oh my God. And then it gets cold and you can smell it.

I threw the mattress away. Oh yeah. I was so too. I threw it all away. I was like, fuck you. No, that's crazy. I didn't even know the girl either.

I wonder where she's at now. Yeah, I wonder how she's doing. Probably pissing in other people's beds. I hope not. I hope she got a fucking at least wears a diaper. A little bit. Fucking kegles. Something.

God. I don't think I've ever gotten that drunk to where I've Ead myself. No. I haven't either and I've been really fucked up, dude. I've puked on myself. I've never peed on myself. Definitely puked on myself.

Never peed though. Thankfully. All right, well. Okay. That sucks. Mine was the one you just read, so let me find my other one. Here they come to snob the rooster.

Yeah. Zero out of ten, don't recommend. He will lead you to believe he is a knight and shining armor, but in reality he's a toad in tin foot. No female or male is safe around him because he came out as a cross-dresser before I had left him. He is a major narcissist psychopath, sociopath. He can't keep it in his pants.

He would cheat on you with a man or woman or both. He thinks the more the merrier, everything is always your fault, comes with a major love bombing, then the gaslighting. Best advice is run, don't walk. This one will beat on you and try to make you a missing person. damn i got dark that got dark quick guys we'll try to beat on you and make you a missing person so i'm guessing that he's taking it even further before yeah i feel like maybe she should have outed him and given us a first and last name possibly an address yeah can i know a little bit more that dude doesn't sound like he needs to be on the street and he's a switch hitter nobody's safe

nobody's safe around that's scary wow that is scary hmm what are you over there doing with your chair. I was trying to hide my ears hurt up. I have no comment about that last one because that one was a little heavy. That was crazy. Yeah. You know what? You really realize how crazy people are out there once you start looking into other people's

lives. Yeah. Truly and honestly, you know, we do these sometimes like on our stories and stuff and like bunny's been confessed murders and. I'm just looking like where do you find these people? Like that description that you just read, I'm like, where do you find a guy like that?

Did you find him on Twitter? Well, the problem is, is you don't find them. They find you because their personality is pretty much like men that are like that love vulnerable women. So more than likely he got in through like a breakup or like it was a girl's night out and she was feeling lonely. Like those dudes like prey on. They pray. That's such a good word. Even if they don't realize they're doing it, they're so.

programmed and conditioned and that's just their trauma is hurting people so they just look for easy victims that makes sense yeah that's crazy that's a very serial killer kind of i mean i really kind of feel like that one was yeah yeah that's why i told her i was like i don't have any comment because i feel like we should have got a first and last name on that dude i thought of was it was like this is kind of giving dommer yeah all right zero out of five makes for good company when sober otherwise we'll wet the bet if drunk enough. The flags you see are red indeed. We'll try to convince you they're green. Does not take while to being called bitch. What?

I mean, listen, Jasmine, we're on your side here, but I mean, you can't demasculize a man by calling him a bitch and expect good things to happen. What did you think? You're going to end up your friends in there. Plus. Would recommend calling him one when he's drunk for entertainment purposes only. Not likely to remember next day.

All right, Jasmine, you might be part of the problem. We're antagonizing here. Yeah, you might be part of the problem. I can't really agree with that one. Yes,

he might be drunk, but then don't be with a man who's constantly drunk. Just break up with him. Don't stay in a relationship and verbally abuse somebody. Yeah, you can't do that. You can't fucking push the monster

and get mad when he bites. Exactly. You're biting that. that hand. Yeah. It is kind of funny, though, to have a girl call you a bitch. As a guy, it's funny. Listen, I have called plenty of men, bitches.

I don't think I've ever called a guy a bitch. Except my husband. I have never called my husband. I would never call my husband a bitch, but I have called men very disgusting things in my past. Oh, I have said the most horrific things to other men. I always verbally, like, took out my anger. I was never, like, super physical with men. But, like, if they pissed me off, like, I'm cutting you in the throat.

wrote with my words. Oh, verbal sniper. I'll go after your family. I'll go after everything. Yeah, I used to be like that too before my abuse. But I healed. I'm not like that. Well, you also have a man that makes you feel safe because I'm the same way too.

With the Jay, I'm like, you know, like I will never, I could never like talk down to him like that. No. No. It speaks volumes when you become happy and respectful to one another, how you treat each other. Versus I look back at my old relationships and I'm like, wow we were both toxic and i used to always blame it on them i was like oh he's such a piece of shit and i'm like damn so is i no i was such a piece of shit i talk about it all the time i talk

about it in my book like the abusive relationship i went through like i don't look back on that like oh my god i'm a victim i look at it back on it like thank god that happened because i would have never been a better human after that you know so jasmine you might need to do a little work on little accountability yeah a little accountability and reflecting with him let's look at it from both sides um Sheila said I give my seven year visit a zero out of 10 I was told by the seven year visit yeah that's nice yeah I'm using that from now on I was told by the old lady that lived upstairs my mom that the pipes were old and rust you were told by your mom that the pipes were old and and it wasn't worth a damn penny.

The pictures online definitely made it look bigger than it actually was. I thought maybe some curtains and some cleaning would help. That just stirred up the bugs that hid in the walls. I wish I could give a little bit of Sunshine and Raybo's to this review, but that will have to come from his cellmate in the next 75 years when he's legally allowed to take applications again. Oh, my God. Love her references, though.

That was really great. Yeah, for a second, in the middle of that, I was like, wait, are we really talking about a house? Yeah, that's what she... Kind of lost me. She went for it. That was a great review. Love how you interpreted it.

It was like riddle me this. I'm so confused when you were told by your mom. She's talking about the dude. That the pipes were older and restier than appeared to be online. It was like he's not great. Yes, but she was told that by her mom. Yeah, the mom was trying to want her. Or about, not about the dad, about the dude.

Yeah. Ah, I thought it meant she... Not her. Okay. You took that so literal. Yeah. was like whoa no the mom already warned her how bad the house was got it my bad i went way too deep in that yeah yeah yeah no that that um that was a that was a that was a riddle so why is he locked up

i would like to i wish you to know that i need a little more follow it up fucking context okay yep when you write the review just right underneath the context and tell us what's happening because there's so much to unpack in there i can't even start you're spending life in prison now bro like yeah you know what happened who did you kill yeah yeah yeah that's yeah 75 that's like two lives that yeah I would assume life in prison is like 20 right 20 to 25 30 30 years 30 years I think it depends on how old the person is that so that might be a double murder right there we're speculating right now but yeah it's got to be yeah 75 years that's a long time or he got caught with like fentanyl or drugs or something yeah yeah yeah because they were some places if you don't have a good lawyer

will throw the book at you. And especially if he had a pass, too. They were just like, you know what, fuck it. Put this one away. I got down the wormhole of Philadelphia recently. Have you guys seen that like area in Philadelphia? Yeah, Haley, the state. Wait, that's a city.

It's a knee bone. But like where all the tweakers are? Have you guys not seen this? I'm sharing it with you guys. later for you baby i don't like seeing that stuff it makes me so sad that there's this one guy who wears metaglasses and walks around and like saves people oh yeah are you talking about the guy who found a dead lady it's like kings town or something like that i don't i'm not 100% i'm not to look it up but like he has a whole youtube channel and he wears a camera i don't know if they're metal glasses

or a go pro and he like checks on all of the people in the streets and if they're laying there he'll call 911 he's got he wears gloves he'll make sure they're breathing or he'll narcan Yeah, he found a dead lady. I saw it on TikTok. Yeah, she was stiff and everything. She had just been laying that she had a thing in her arm. She was laying there next up. In a hoodie.

Yes. I saw that one. Yes, she was laying there next to other people and they're like, she does this all the time. Yep, yep. And she was stiff. She had a scab across her arm. Yes, yes.

It was so bad. I would like warm hold on that, you guys. And like, this guy has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to like, it breaks my heart, though, because that's somebody's brother, sister, father, mother, you know, and like, we've all, we all deal with addiction. We've all dealt with somebody in our family having addiction. And you just think of that. And, you know, those people are just so lost and so blinded by the drugs that they don't,

it doesn't matter who they hurt. And they don't realize that the person that they're really hurting is themselves. And it's like to see them in that condition, I can't do it. It just hurts my heart. Oh, man. It's a wild, wild watch if you ever have time to. It's that and like the soft white underbelly. I always tell you to watch that one.

Oh, yeah. Soft right underbelly is the one where they bring the real life people in and sit them down in a very like theatrical way. It's like a white wall and stuff. And he'll be like a homeless tweaker. He acts like a girl sometimes. That one's really famous right now. Oh, uh, yeah.

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Softway underbelly is like, it's art. I had some working girls on there and I've watched the episodes before. I didn't watch the working girls.

Oh, I'm going to have to go back and watch that one. Yeah, it's older. It's been out for a few years. But, yeah, I love how they do that. It's such a masterpiece. Yeah, I mean, it's real life. And, you know, it's raw and it's vulnerable and borderline exploitive. But I think the people are going on there willingly.

So, you know, you can't. Maybe he pays them. I mean, or maybe he does something like at some hotels or something. Yeah, because I think that's what he was doing for the other one that went like super famous. Yeah. Okay. This one says, six foot long hair looks like he belongs on a Harley but didn't have one mentally abusive

financially abusive will isolate from your friend's family very protective but very controlling two out of ten wouldn't recommend I like how you went with two yeah what's a two so you're saying there's a chance right is he six foot I'm going to say the six foot yeah because at first I was like okay yeah like she said looks like he would ride a Harley but doesn't have one. Yeah, I love it. All right, guys, you guys were crazy with the Yelp reviews. Thank you so much. If you guys want to be a part of Ask Talcumfest, go be a subscriber on our YouTube, dumb blonde pod or the Facebook page, Dumb blonde podcast. And you could submit your stories and all that jazz. Tootle fucking who bye. Bye.