Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Jelly Roll Isn't Allowed to...

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven is back with another chaotic round of confessions, wild stories, and unfiltered laughs. Bunnie tells the hilarious story of her husband boldly singing the wrong Creed lyrics, while Hailee admits to hooking up with a rock band singer in an alley.Then the girls react to one of the craziest listener submissions yet—a woman who found out her dad is also her brother’s best friend. They also dive into cheating, toxic relationships, and why some people keep going back after being betrayed again and again.Messy, shocking, hilarious… just how you like it.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm not even going to pretend like I know the rest of the words. My husband the other day, let me tell you what my husband was doing. Oh. Every day. My husband walks around the house singing songs. I mean sometimes he doesn't know the words and he makes up his own words. I get it.

Then he walks in the room and he's singing Creed. And I mean, and he's belting Creed at the top of his songs and he starts to say the wrong lyrics. No. And I said, sir, I listen to you massacre and butcher songs all day long. You're not going to do that to Creed. No. And he fucking lost it, dude. I'm not.

How does it feel to kick your husband out of your house? Dude. Yeah. I literally, he fucking lost it. We were laughing so hard. He said butcher songs. I said, you do. I go, you do it on stage to your own.

Yeah. To your own fucking songs. You make up lyrics, dude, all the time. I said, you just fucking freestyle. But you're not doing it. Freestyle. She said, so the divorce is final. Not doing it with Creed.

No. Not Creed or Nickelback, leave him out. Yeah. Right. They didn't deserve that. No. Crazy. And then he's in the fucking shower still bitchering the song.

I'm like, you know what? I'm fucking over it, dude. How's everybody doing? Good. Gramping. Oh, do you want this heating pad? Do you have a diaper on right now? I do.

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The period underwear literally look like a pair. Oh, and they're so much more comfortable than the diapers. Yeah. Once I get you on the- This one's comfy. Oh, so everybody was asking in the comments, like, what kind of period panties do you guys wear? I don't know what type they are. I just get them off Amazon. And they're like the nylon, the nylon, like stretchy, comfy material and they're so soft.

I use the boy short ones. Yeah. Because I'm so scared to leak out of them. Yeah. I don't think I can do regular. Oh, I promise you can. I'm happy. When we were on the plane the other day and you said, who left their underwear on the plane?

Yeah. Those were period underwear. I could, no. I would go out of it. Yeah. No. The boy shorts are great. I do.

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ago. So I thought it was crazy. She said, in her story, she had posted a screenshot of a Facebook status from a man talking about how he had just discovered he had a 30-some-year-old daughter and how it was not like in his realm of 2026, finding out through an ancestry website that he's got a daughter who reaches out to him. So I was like, girl, is that you? Like you reached out to this dude?

She said yes. So finding out my mom homie hopped. My dad is my brother's dad's best friend. Hold on. Say it again. So her brother has a dad, which I'm assuming she assumed was her dad also. Brother has a dad. Yep.

The dad's best friend. Okay. So grandpa's best friend. Just dad. Dad's best friend. No, but it would be her grandpa, right? No, no, sorry. I just meant the brother's dad.

Okay. So her brother's dad. So she thought was probably her dad too, but it's actually dad's best friend. Yeah. So mom homie hopped on. What if they had a monage etois? Well, I don't know. And so she said she never had told me.

And then I said, no way. We just talked about something like that on Ask Talk Confessed. And she said, yeah, dude, the guy who I thought was my dad also knew that I was not his child. No one told me. So the mom knew. The man she grew up thinking was her dad also knew. And she ended up taking an ancestry to find out. So everyone knew but her.

Yes, she found out on April fulls. day. That's fucking terrible. I wouldn't believe it if it was April Fool's. I know. Good joke. Yeah. Sorry ancestry.

That's crazy. That's not telling you, man. You got to tell your kids where they come from. They're going to find out. Yeah. And you want to do it in the most gentle ways so that they're not fucking like, don't get that like, you know, stabbed in the heart pain because it's not fair. I like that.

All right. Well, everybody start telling your fucking kids where they're. they're from okay yeah i can't believe how common this is to me that seems like such a like out-of-the-world thing but like the more we talk about it publicly the more i'm finding these people well it's a generational thing so it's like the parents from like you know like it's the older generation it's like they don't want to admit their mistakes and it's like dude if you fucking sucked the dick and sat on it and a child was conceived that That is your responsibility as a parent to not put your shame onto your child because in the end, that's just going to screw them up more.

Yep. Yeah, 100%. We talk about this in depth on the last Ask Hell Confess. So if you guys want to hear about that, you can. Okay, I got one. I get all the question. When I, she wants to remain anonymous and I know why. When I was a teen, I was involved in sports.

I was at a swim practice one day when my stomach started to feel awful. cramps, aching, you name it. I decided to keep swimming. As I was going down the lane, it hit a shart. But it was massive. No. I got out of the water and ran to the bathroom to clean up. Luckily, nobody even noticed or mentioned anything.

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She probably got out as fast as she could. And, oh, poor thing. I feel so bad. I know, poor little baby. And to have to fucking keep swimming? Yeah, when I was like three, I shit in a pool one time a public pool. Hmm. I had to have shit in a couple pools.

Yes, you did. Yeah. I think I tried to put those in the book and they didn't. They took so much out of the book now that I think about it. They did. Yeah, no, they did. The Lazy River poop. And she's like, I just watched the poop go down the Lazy River. I wish that would have stayed in.

I blew my whistle and said that there's catty shacks. Everybody had to get out. She doesn't know what that is. No. I don't know what that is either. She doesn't know what a caddy shack is. Oh. The hell.

Anyways. Lingo. Moving on. Okay, I got one. Go ahead, friend. Okay. This is a confession. I hooked up with the singer of a rock band in an ass.

in Knoxville after his show. Which band, bitches? Tell me. Tell us. I was ready for my one and only one night stand as he was only the third person I'd hooked up with. Well, we were in the middle of the deed and a crackhead rode by on his bike and said, yeah, man, we've all been there before and tried to watch.

The dude I was with said, carry on, dude. And the crackhead rode on down the alley. It instantly killed the mood because we couldn't stop laughing. We have been dating for four years now. Aww. This one said, I was having sex with a guy. He used hand sanitizer as lube without knowing the lights were off. I didn't know until my vagina was on fire.

Oh, dick. That's the worst. I actually got that one too, and I got the full story. Give it to me. So he didn't tell her until she started burning. And he was like, he knew he was using hands. sanitizer and didn't tell her. What a dick.

I know. I would be pissed. I'd put it in the tip of his penis. Yeah. Or in his asshole. It had to have been though if he's. I was going to say. Wait, it had it been on him but I guess it wouldn't because like I feel like internal

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And I don't know, it kind of made me sad for her when I was reading it because, you know, sometimes we got to give the girlie some advice, all right? Unpopular opinion, I'm still together with a man who cheated on me more than five times. We are in our 14th year together, married for nine. We have four kids, two together, and two I have adopted from one of my husband's previous relationships. I knew about his indiscretions as they were happening. I even found a used pair of undies in the glove box.

of his truck once. Each time he was confronted, the boy and him deflected. I was told to leave so many times, but I wasn't ready. Something told me not to give up on him, or our life together. Fast forward years later, and the boy and him grew up. It wasn't overnight, and I'm still silently dealing with the bits of that betrayal over time, but he realized somewhere along the way that his family was the center of his heart. This opened up avenues of communication we had never experienced before.

We are still learning, making baby steps, but in the right direction. He hasn't had an indiscretion in over eight years now. God is good. Haley's face. So I cannot talk about anything. But my husband had one indiscretion behind my back nine years ago and he became the most amazing man ever. Very public knowledge. Nobody will shut the fuck up about it. Five times, however, is wild. And I love that. She sounds like an amazing woman. She took in two kids that aren't hers.

She stood by him. Stood by him in his darkest moments. And I get, you know, what is for everybody doesn't work for everybody. You know, like what is for one person doesn't work for everybody. So in no way, shape or form am I going to shame a woman for standing by her man because I truly want I stand by my man 100% um but I just wish she did not have to go through that five times because that is so fucking hurtful yeah because I feel like the panties someone was definitely leaving those because they like those kind of things but again that she just might be the person who's meant for him because I don't feel like there are many women like her and has he really stopped or has he just gotten better at hiding it

That's because seeing that many times, like not saying that their family is not worth it at all, but me, the person I am, I'd be like, okay, this dude's just gotten way better at hiding it. Correct. And, you know, maybe that's what she's talking about what's left over is like her PTSD from the first five. For sure. She has lived with that every time he. That's betrayal trauma. It's a little too late or something.

Yeah. Betrayal trauma is the worst to have to try to fucking work through. So I couldn't imagine going through that. that five times. There's no way. What's your take, Haley? Because I saw your face over there. I mean, I really can't speak on this because I've never been in a relationship long enough for them to cheat, especially five times. I mean, but I found out my ex was talking to multiple girls on snap and I end it immediately. You know, so like, I don't know. I don't think I can judge anyone's personal journey. Yeah, because that's their own journey and everyone's different. And

I mean, we don't know these people, so do whatever. And I mean, listen, if you're happy and you guys are still in this relationship and you're not using it against him every day and it's not a topic of conversation every day and like you guys have moved on, then cool. But I truly believe that as women, if we decide to stay after infidelity, it's our responsibility to move the fuck on. Yes. You do not stay with somebody to make their life miserable because in the end,

that's going to make your life miserable. Or you don't stay with a man so that another woman can't get him. Like, let her have him. She'll be where you are in two years, you know? So just know that if you do decide to stay with somebody and work through it because you have to work through it. If you don't work through it, it's just going to be an ever-evolving door that you guys are going to have to go through of emotions and nobody wants to do.

I do feel like this situation, they worked through it. And they grew from it. And like she said communication got so much. better those situations put them in a position in which it made their relationship stronger. So hopefully this is for the best. And you guys were able both to move on. The only thing that I was hung up on is that she said it's been eight years since he's cheated on her. And she said she's still trying to work through the betrayal. So that makes me think that she's still, you know, rightfully so, you know, but at the same time, it's like, you know, like, are you

truly happy? Yeah, are you truly happy? Yeah, are you just? And that to me is all that matters. Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Go ahead. Who's next? You're me.

I'm about to change the pace. I have a question. Please do. Do you think a guy could be gay if he likes anal too much? Oh, I had this problem before. Well, no, because it could just feel good to him. Well, then that means that your vagina is not tight enough for him. If he only wants anal, that means that he likes the tightness of the butthole.

So it could either be. Wait. he likes anal or likes to do anal. Ooh. I'm confused. He likes it in the butt. He just says if he likes anal too much. So that's probably doing anal,

I think. I had an ex like that. It just gets boring. It's like, that's where you shit. Yeah. And I mean, listen, I can't. And you get hemorrhoids.

You get hemorrhoids. Like, it's not comfortable. Women enjoy anal sex are a different breed. Oh, yeah. No. Like I. go you because I could never never not all the time no and that's like a fucking wrap a bow around it and give it like once a year type shit once a year's a lot yeah once in a lifetime is a lot

absolutely not damn maybe a decade you won't even do a whipped cream bikini memes tank no an anit tankini a little tankini and anal no jason's birthday just past. He didn't get anal. Yours is coming up. Not getting anal. Damn, work daddy.

I'm starting to feel sorry for you, buddy. Damn. Mimi, do you have any more? Yeah. Just a lot of poop. I feel like you always

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I'm fucking just petrified. It was so funny. This is a short one. This is said my kid's dad lives in my basement and he only showers two times last year. That is no joke. Sounds like he's depressed. Showering twice in one year. Maybe get him out.

of the basement. Yeah, why is he in the basement? I mean, yeah, why are we in the basement? Sounds like baby daddy's going through a hard time and might need a little boost. Like get him out of the basement, get him into some sunshine. New clothes. Yeah. New clothes.

Maybe make him stay on his own, you know? True. He might need a little help. He might have to man up, you know, and be a responsible dad. God, two times in a year. I couldn't imagine. I also got one that said, I showered fresh out of a facelift.

You did? I could not. When I first met Bunny, she used to shower three times a day. I still do. I shower twice a day for sure. It's true. I still do. Today I'll have taken three showers.

One before the gym, one after the gym, one at night. Oh, yeah. That was the wildest thing to me. Yeah. I still do it. Like, I do not like feeling dirty. Ugh. I can't do it.

I used to hook up with a guy who was gross. out by his own come. I got that one too. Did you really? He'd come, throw the towel, and run. Yeah. There's a few. There's a few dudes that are like that.

I've had somebody like that before. Are you serious? Scared of their own cum is wild. It's not that they're scared. They're OCD, so they don't like it. It, like, freaks them out. I can't, like, sleep in come. Ew.

Who's sleeping? I know someone, I'm not joking. I had a friend who was like, they don't clean up after. Okay. Smells like a fucking. kitty litter box down there then. There's no way.

Yeah. Fucking, are you kidding? My pH balance would be wrecked. I don't love like a lot of slime. No, I don't either. I don't, I can't. Probably gonna be celibate the rest of it. No, you're not.

No, just wait until a six foot guy walks by. That'll change real quick. Six to and she's like, guys, I'm not celibate. Was dating a guy who drank. A drink a lot so he could barely get it up. He asked to bang me in the ass with a zucchini. And then afterwards, he ate it for breakfast. I got that one too.

They ate the zucchini. Who's having zucchini for breakfast? And your eggs, it's delicious. No way. Yeah, I love it. Shit. Zucchini? No.

Listen. No. I would have thrown the fucking zucchini out, okay? The fact that he ate it is insane. Did you wash it before eating it? I'm sure. but dude zucchini's are kind of big how are you getting that in your ass they are big don't they start out small though they're like no that's a squash zucchini's are about this big

around dude are you thinking of the big one i was thinking like at the end it gets like small and then it no that's a squash oh zucchinies are just all they're like cucumbers like a cucumber yeah it's shaped like a cucumber but i feel like they're girthier than cucumbers oh they're so girthy especially fucking Mr. Terry. I am so excited for his garden to get up. I can't wait. I go and I get his zucchini and a squash. I want to go there.

Whenever he puts it up, I think we should all go and just let's buy him out. Yeah. Oh, we do. He said me just posting one video, everybody came and bought all this stuff. I love that. I have a local farmer's market that Jason and I like to go to.

It's a poultry swap, but then they have like a garden, uh, farmers market in front. It's so nice. How are my turkeys doing? They're huge. I'm not shitting you this big.

Why do they grow? fast. These turkeys are, I mean, every day I walk out there, they're that much bigger. Like, we already have to transfer them into their new homes because they outgrew their brooder that fast. What do they do once they get grown? They just, they just turkey around the backyard. Yeah, they're huge into, like, protecting flocks.

They don't turkey around, they strut. Yeah. If it's the boys, they're already starting to strut. They're so cute. Like, puts its little chest out and it, like, puts its little wings out. And it's like, yeah. Yeah. No, they're the turkeys are so cute.

I want a turkey so bad. Oh, you can come visit my turkeys anytime. I'll get one. But I fucking... Would you like one of them? No. I'll get my own. If they're both boys, I don't know if I can keep them both.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Can I have just one? Yeah, because they're very protective of flocks. They would protect the cows. Can you imagine? Two fucking egos, crunch, no.

Smoor and then fucking a turkey. Yeah. Smoor's got his own little ego going on too. Oh, I saw that. Like, we won't even come to you. half the time. He's a fucking douche. Yeah. And fucking, he's my emo, uh, my emo kid. And then Crunch is just my all-American all-star football player. I was like, he's a jock for sure. Can one of you get baby goats, please? No, fuck no, never. I went to Taylor Holders Farm and they

have the cutest little baby goats and they're just so precious and they just cuddle with you. All right, guys, well, I guess I'm going to have to go get a freaking turkey. So see you guys next week.