Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Keep it Out of My Nose

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, the girls dive into listener confessions and tales that involve wild lightning storms, an unexpected bedroom surprise that went right up the nose, and a butt plug rescue mission that almost ended in the ER. Plus, they chat about the Ruby Franke doc and why family vloggers always seem to have a secret darkness behind the scenes.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I asked her to confess. I asked her to confess. Red Day, here we go. Hi. Welcome. To another Asked her to confess.

Wow, God. That was a lot. That hurt. How did I. That was like that hurt. How did I used to talk like that as a child? That's how you talk. Oh, I did it all the time. My dad used to get so mad at me to be like, stop it. You sound like a demon.

I'd be like, oh, it's like house bunny. God. OK, how's everybody doing today? You're doing good. Sorry, just going, just going crazy over here. Remind me to never do that again. All right. Well, you guys listen, I just want to say that everybody on Patreon has been fucking delivering.

Deliver. Delivering titles. Yeah, titles are insane too. Yeah, delivering on the stuff. And listen, I got a couple of haters that left some reviews on my Apple fricking podcast reviews talking shit about the Ask Talkem Festas. They're like, all you guys talk about is buttholes and poop. And I'm just like, duh, that's funny.

But it's not us. It's literally people who are writing in stories, you know? But we try to switch it up as much as possible, but also, let me find another story. If you see what I'm saying, if you don't know how our schedule is, we have regular podcasts, which we took a break.

Everybody's like, there's so many asks, how confesses, there's no more podcasts because we took a break. And we talked about that in the last episode. If you listen to the podcast, you would know that season eight was ending and I always take a month off in between seasons and then season nine started back. So every Monday you get a podcast,

every Friday you get Ask Tell Confess and every Thursday you get a throwback Thursday of an older podcast just for Apple just to listen to. So I mean we're bringing you guys a ton of content and you know what if you don't like it don't listen. Go to the next episode. But I like to giggle you know and we do we do a ton of interviews too but we also like to just have time with us also. Yeah poop is funny. Yeah.

Can't not laugh at poop. Can't not laugh. All right who's gonna kick it off? I will. Go ahead. This one doesn't have anything to do with poop or buttholes. So this was just a crazy story and I felt like I wanted to share it with you guys, but her name is Chelsea.

She is 30 from, I love that she gave me her ASL. Chelsea is 30 from Cincinnati. Like it's AOL and shit. Literally, I was like, I like this. All right, Chelseasea 30 from cincinnati uh she said my daughter and i had been in a in the car driving home when a thunderstorm hit while trying to make it home on a back road lightning struck close to where we were in the grass and every hair on her body stood up. It was like a static blanket came over and

shocked me a hundred times. It was the craziest feeling I've ever felt. It was so scary. I have never been that close to lightning. I felt it go through my entire body. We were okay and we made it home safe. Have you guys ever seen the videos of that? Where people's hair starts standing? Bro, if you're in a lightning storm and your hair starts to stand up, you're gonna get struck by lightning or it's going to strike very close to you. Don't they say to get in a car though because the rubber from the tires counteracts that shock? But you can still get struck while you're driving. Really? Yes. So no, it will not ground ground you that is a myth because you're not actually touching the rubber itself So you can actually get struck in a car. What about a steering wheel? Isn't a steering wheel rubber?

Yeah, no, you can literally not unless you're like really really grounded. You can still get struck by lightning I've actually watched a survivor video of someone who got struck while he was driving down the road. That's wild. I know. Isn't that so crazy? I'm scared. Also, I thought it was a myth about the don't take showers during thunderstorms. Do you guys know about this?

No. Okay. I'm not from here. This is why we don't know people from the South and stuff that you cannot take a shower. And I was like, that's such crap. Like, yes, I can take a shower during a thunderstorm. That's an old wise tale. No, it's not. So if lightning strikes, like one of the pipes up the road, it will travel through the water

because water conducts the energy and it will electrocute you in the frickin shower. Oh, God, new fear unlocked. Are you fucking kidding me? You know that? fear unlock. Are you fucking kidding me? Did you know that? Oh my god. It that's a Midwest. I guess that's not a West Coast thing. No, we don't. What the hell?

I've seen like three lightning storms in my life until I moved here. Lighting storms are so scary. Dude, the one the other day, I thought we were having a freaking tornado. Yeah. When? And you know how I got the purge shutters on the house and when they close, they just clank, dude. I would kind of enjoy that a little bit. No.

I like when it's like, like the rain on the tin. No, the wind makes it smack against the window. It would drive you crazy. I would like the rain on the tin roof kind of sounds. I love that. Jay loves that too. That's his thing. I think that's a Southern thing.

Well, who wants to go next? Fun facts that we didn't know. Well, who wants to go next? Fun facts that we didn't know. No, go ahead. I'm sure you got a butt hole and fucking poop one. Piss more people off the same verge. Okay. I love so strong. It tickled confession me and my situationship. I've been going on for six months. One night we were having fun and he was on top. I came so hard. I farted on him.

Played it off like nothing happened. Then afterwards he goes, damn. He goes, damn, you came so hard, you farted. And it tickled my balls. It tickled his balls, what? It tickled his balls. Oh my God. I can't, she's like, I'm so embarrassed.

Has this ever happened to you before? Nope. No. My butthole. I'm sorry. These balls. My butthole is sewn shut. But I did fart one time when he was eating me out.

And he has never. You just got to say it was a queef. He has never. If he was eating her out, he would know whether it was a queef or a fart. It hurt. Yeah. Sorry.

He literally fucking will never let me forget it dude. Bro that is so funny. Yeah it's terrible. I love that though. That reminded me of masterminds when he like farted right into my butthole. Masterminds I love it. All right I got one.

This is from Nikki. So it's a tell. So I found out the hard way that cum burns like hell when it comes out of your nose. What? I was in the heat of the moment when he finishes, I always catch it in my mouth. What a fucking trooper.

What happened to hey hello? But this time he got a little too excited and grabbed the back of my head and tried to cram himself all the way down my throat. Somehow he must've gotten bent and every bit of it went into my sinus cavity cavity instead of down my throat to the point it was coming out of my nose. It burnt so bad. And for the rest of the day, I could feel it draining down the back of my throat.

Bro. That can go up is brutal. First of all, he shouldn't have been grabbing your head that hard. Like, geez, dude, you're out of the alley. Like, let me let me gag myself, you know, like, don't fucking slam my head in the fucking into your car. You're up. It must. I mean, the head must have a captain hook.

Does he have a captain hook? Yeah, I was going to say it must have it because it curved up probably. So his dick is probably like this. You know how like some dicks go up? Yeah, it was probably a little captain. Listen, I've had Bacardi 151 come out of my nose and it gave me a nosebleed.

I bet, bro. I went to go take a shot. This is when I was like fucking just getting an amateur drinker. And I mean, I had to go take a shot. This is when I was like fucking just kidding. An amateur drinker. And I mean, I had to have been like 18, 19 and literally just took this shot and it didn't even hit my stomach. That's how much it like just the smell and the taste of it made me like puking out my nose fucking straight up bloody nose for the rest of the day.

Burned my fucking nose hairs. Bro, I did. I got sick the other day and I was the rest of the day. It burned my fucking nose hairs. It was so bad. I got sick the other day and I was throwing up the other day. When I say other day, I meant weeks ago. I was throwing up and the puke got caught in my sinus cavity and like my face was like- On fire. Bulging out.

Oh. Like you could see where like it was stuck up in this area and I had to like massage it out of my face so that it would come out. It was the most disgusting thing ever. It was so painful. It was like violent throwing up situation. When was this? I was like dumping from my shot.

Oh God. Yeah, and it was coming up instead of out. It was a bad thing. It was disgusting. Yeah, never highly don't recommend. Nothing about that sounds amazing. Yeah, so that's like every, like, I literally think about taking the shot all the time

and then I think about how bad I felt. Then I'm like, no, I'll just fucking not eat. I'm about to get off. Are you? Yeah, because I have to eat more and that makes me want to eat less. So I can't. Yeah, I'm proud of you though.

You've been really sticking to your diet. Show her your before and after. I think you could do it. I know. I've been doing it for like three weeks now. So her info, she was showing me a before and after of her face from January to now. This is a month difference, okay?

Diet. Wow. Look at that jaw line. I love that. I have a jaw. There's her jaw. There she is. But it's just from eating good.

Your inflammation is so down. The inflammation is so down. That's what I tell you, you have to eat more of this weight. Because I literally don't eat. Or I eat one meal a day, and now that she has me eating like 30 minutes after I wake up and every few hours, crazy. Yeah, that's what I do.

Yeah, you have to. It's a game changer. Your body, you're gonna drop so much weight. Yeah. I love that for you. I'm excited and I'm proud of you. Keep it up, you little slut pup. I am.

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Bring it on, we love the voicemail. My friend had been seeing this guy for a while and they have it in sex chat. And a few weeks ago, they were hanging out Bring it on. Bring it on. We love the voicemail. Well, when her body relaxed from that, it stuck to the entire butt plug into her asshole. And she didn't know it at first. She thought maybe it had fallen out or something. But then she realized that the entire plug was lodged in her asshole and it was crack eyed. So she made old dude lube up his fingers and hot dog saw that thing out of her asshole. She didn't want to go to the emergency room or anything because she was embarrassed. up his fingers and hot dog song that thing on a crap hole.

It shouldn't be the emergency room anything because she was in there. Needless to say, he finally got it out. We're still laughing about it. Thanks, girls. Oh my gosh. I didn't listen to that prayer. That happened with the butthole.

That happened to Tasha. What? She'll tell you all about it. Yeah, so. What did she have? Hold on, let's call Tasha. I'm gonna have her tell you the story. What the fuck? I'll let her tell you so that it's consensual. It's terrifying. Hold please. Let's get it on the phone. I love the fact that she lubed up homeboy and made him fish it out. Oh yeah.

Like you said you did this. You're getting it out. It was cockeyed. Hello. Hi, friend. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. to Tasha. So tell everybody what happened to you. Okay. So I had the beads in there and I had an orgasm. And when I pumped it, like went all the way up somehow, my body just like sucked it up, which I, there's no room. I don't know how it did it. And then I was like scared and like the end of it was in there. And then we had to like, really pull it slow because

somehow it kind of like felt dry when it did that. It was so crazy. But it was yeah, it scared me. I never did that again. And then they had to pull it out one by one. Bloop, bloop, bloop, one beat at a time. It was like somehow even like the lube was like dried up when my body pumped and like sucked it like a suction. Thank you. I'll see you when you get here. All right. Bye. What the actual hell? Yeah. So apparently whenever you have something in your anal cavity and you cum,

that's why people end up going to the ER with lotion bottles up their ass and light bulbs and all that shit. Like, that's why, because there's some muscle that reaches, well, because you know your body tenses up, but it goes inward. Like it just, you know? So, so.

Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. The more you know. You know? That's crazy. Yeah, I thought so too. Yeah, so the more you know about anal stuff.

Yeah, you know, it makes me, wow. Yeah. The visual of the, thunk, thunk, thunk. Yeah. Coming out. I can hear it. No, of the Yeah, coming out I can know literally Bloop bloop bloop bloop um you wanted to talk about obsessed with this new show you guys Ruby Frank Ruby Frank yeah spoiler alert. We're about to talk about this Oh, yeah, sorry if you guys haven't watched this turn it off because we pretty much told you everything that's happening Yeah, we're gonna about to talk about this. Oh, yeah. Sorry. If you guys haven't watched this, turn it off because we pretty much told you everything that's happening. Yeah, we're going about to talk about some serious stuff. So if you haven't watched it, go

watch it. Ruby Frank talking about we just talked about this on the last as to confess about crazy moms and you can see it in their eyes. The moment I saw this woman's face. I was like, there's something wrong with her. Well, the crazy thing is with the Ruby Frank thing is in the beginning when she first started vlogging with her kids and stuff like that, you could see that it was fun and she had light in her eyes

and you could see that it was like something that like really brought her family together for her and it was a way for her to start making money. Once they started making over a hundred grand a month, that's when you could see the light from her eyes go away. And then like her husband, which is crazy to me, because they're trying to paint her husband as like the sweet guy, but there's a video of him

yelling at the kids because they took them to like Disneyland or something and they wanted to film. And he's like, you guys are only here because of the jobs that we have. And it's like, these are fucking children. You know? The fact that? I made them employees. The fact that she would call them employees. Yeah.

And I don't know, I guess I see it in a different perspective than you do because I literally can see it in the beginning. Some of the videos of when they're babies. Yeah. There's something wrong with her. Yeah, something off. Well, when she does finally get arrested

after the fucking psychiatrist moves in and all that shit, which she's a weird bitch, she always gave me bad vibes. She looks almost like she's under a spiritual psychosis. They were definitely in a relationship. Yeah, they were fucking hands down. Jason sees the clip of them climbing the mountains and he was like, oh, they're banging. She's gay. And I was like, Oh my gosh, you're right.

Like that. And I don't know. I think she felt so bad about herself that she started taking it out on her kids. But the physical abuse that she was putting those kids through, she was poking them with cactuses. She was making them in the Arizona heat, go jump on a trampoline all day long in the Arizona heat. Bedroom away. Took their bed. Like, okay, listen,

let's talk about this because I understand, you know, punishment and stuff like that. Cause Bailey's gotten in trouble and we've taken her door door off, taken her, her cord to her TV, but we took her door because she was doing weird shit, you know, behind the door behind the door. So it was, hey, man, yeah, you don't get you don't get privacy if you don't know how to be normal in privacy. But you can have a bed to sleep in a bed. Yeah, nobody's taking fucking the kids bed or anything like that.

Like, that's fucking weird. But to not to make your own children feel not welcome in their own home is crazy. They didn't. They felt like employees. Yeah, the kids are very frank that they were like. They didn't, they felt like employees. Yeah. The kids are very frank that they were like, we didn't feel like children to them. Yeah. But even the neighbors,

the neighbors said that they tried to like connect with her and like they couldn't, they said that all she ever did was like walk down the street with a camera. I wonder if that's how my neighbors feel about me. Because I'm always recording. You're having a realization. Because I'm always recording shit and they're like, she never wants to hang out. Like, no, I fucking don't. But it's two different scenarios. But, you know, as the lady had six kids, like, I don't have time for, I've got one teenager and cows and I don't want to they try to paint the husband and I do applaud him for having so much

Accountability and all of it because he said did I at that time? Absolutely. Do I now know? Okay, like but you still are a bad person But the weirdest part of that entire fucking story is she said I need you to move out of the house I'm gonna move the therapist in and you need to let me do this because it's some spiritual thing and then had no Contact with his own children for almost a year. Yep, and you're trying to tell me you didn't know what was going on Yeah, like let's let a motherfucker try to tell me I can't talk to my kid for a year. That's I think he he was in on it and I feel like she's like, we need to come up with this story so that at least one of us will have contact with the kids

while I'm locked up or something. I don't know. I feel like there's so much stuff that happened behind the scenes. Like the whole like the demonic fingerprints on the window. I feel like she did that to try to convince them to let her move in. Well, once they found where she was staying in Arizona when she had moved

to the therapist's house or whatever, Ruby Frank wrote down everything that happened, like how she punished the kids and stuff like that. And she was like, we need to cast these demons out of them. And I think what was happening was she was having that affair with the therapist and she was projecting her guilt onto her kids. And I also think she was in a spiritual psychosis because when she got arrested, she was like, no expression. There's no human there.

She didn't talk, there was like no expression. She was like catatonic. She has her eyes. It is. Lights on everyone's home. Yeah. Just lights on nobody's home. All of them are on.

Just, I don't know. It was, the moment I saw her, especially in that first clip where she's just like, trying to get the right saying, which we do that sometimes. We'll repeat ourselves when we record ourselves. Yeah. I get that. But there was just something like- Oh yeah, it was so cringe.

I've never done that. Oh. I've never sat there- There's some magic in the shit she hasn't recorded. For 10 minutes I've been like- Oh, no, no, I mean, like when she tried to like repeat herself, like to get the word out, it was like almost like, like a self punishment type, like, you messed up. I don't know. I'm just weird. I feel like anytime a family vlogger or a family show comes out, like besides, um, honey boo boo, because I feel like they kept it real, they're

just white trash and you gotta love them for who they are. And like, they didn't really hide anything, but like the Duggars and like- All that stuff that came out about the Duggars, that was wild. Like, there's always just something. Yeah.

You know them, yeah, Austin McBroom. Always just something fucking weird about the family vloggers. It just has a weird like, Well, like you guys know that childhood star Ryan, called Ryan's World on YouTube. He has the largest YouTube channel ever. I've never seen him.

Okay, so you know, his parents just got divorced. Okay, so they're a family vlogger and these people monetized their children. I'm talking an astronomical amount. Well, in California, they passed a law. I don't know if you guys know about this law that was passed. You have to pay out your children.

Pay out? So family vloggers take their kids' money, you know? So it's like, you just made a billion dollars. It's my billion dollars. Well, in California, they're like, no, you have to pay a percentage out to the child. It has to put into a fund for them. Right.

So these people are fleeing California. And that's what happened. Brian's world moves to Hawaii because they don't have that law there and they no longer have to pay out their children. Well, yeah, the family. Why would you not want to pay out your children? Exactly. Or at least put up a bank account.

If they can't touch the money now, put it up in a bank account. Yeah, and so the law, and I think there's like three or four states in the United States right now that do require you pay out your children. I think it's like 17%, I'm not 100%, but it's like some type of percentage

and the people who are paying you in advertising and stuff and these like sponsorships, they have to ensure that the money is also being paid to the child these people are literally moving out of the state so they don't have to do it. Can you believe that? That just shows bad intention right there. Exactly. But my thing is is why do people become obsessed with these families when they know that there's so many like dark secrets behind the scenes you know? Yeah. It's almost weird. It's, you know what it is?

I bet you it's people who don't have families that admire or have grown up with big families and it's familiar to them. Could be. I've never gotten into it. I've never been like a family vlogger. No, no, never got into it. I've never understood the hype.

I feel like I see right through it. It stresses me the fuck out. Yeah, stop. Like I'm online because I want to escape reality. I don't want to fucking see it. I just want to watch cows. Yeah, literally. Fucking give me all the cow content you got. Did you guys see the dude strumming the guitar

with his cow with the fucking, the scrunchies on her horns? No. Oh yes, yes. I was hosted it. The multiple colored scrunchies that got tagged in it and they were like, please do it to Pablo. People are so mad that I put those pool noodles on him. I was mad.

Don't fucking do that to my nephew. Yeah, guys, I took them right off. It was funny. We laughed. I took them off. He did not eat them. He did not consume them. It's okay, guys.

Crazy. Did you get him a friend by the way? Oh, you know, I don't know. I feel like he just needs to live alone the rest of his freaking life. What about you, bunny? Why don't you get get friend friend? He's got a barn. Yeah. Get a barn for him.

I got a oh, I got the Gothic. The Gothic garden house is coming. It's getting delivered. Listen, you guys want to hear something so funny. I can't even believe I'm going to tell the story. So, you know, those Gothic garden houses are fucking expensive, right? So when I found out how expensive they were, I was like, call them and tell them who it's for. Maybe they'll give

us a discount, right? I didn't want it for free. But you know, maybe a fucking couple thousand dollars off would have been nice, you know, and I would have plugged their fucking business or whatever. Yeah, we'll shout them out. Yeah, yeah, they were like, who? Stop. All right. The Amish do not know who we are.

They were like, yeah, they were like, they have no idea. Yeah, they didn't care. They didn't know. Full price, full send. They said, OK, and it's still going to be this much. Yeah. Yes, literally. They were like, OK, yeah, who?

That's nice. It's gonna be fucking thousands of dollars. It's gonna be more now. Yeah, literally. It's gonna be a little bit more cause you asked. I was like, you know what? I love a good slice of humble pie. Do you guys like videos online when people get hurt?

No, I don't like any of that. Have you guys seen the I'm not okay video? No. Of the donkey. No. No, donkey? No. There's a woman right, we all got tagged in it guys, there's a girl. Did I get tagged in it? Yeah in high school and she's riding the donkey. The donkey bucks her off and it's jelly roll playing in the background. I am not okay and when she gets bucked off the donkey she puts her arm down. No. I don't want to see that.

You're tagged in it. Stop talking about it. It's going to show up on my fricking flip. I don't. Your what? My flip. Instead of FYP. That's what I thought you said I had to make sure.

Flip. It's my flip. That's what she calls it. You know how we shortened it to give it a goog? Now it's my flip. I don't like saying FYP, that's so long. Like flip, FYP, which one would you do? FYP?

Flip. Flip. I love you guys, toodaloo, fuck off, bye. Bye.