Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Live from NYC | The Coven Went FERAL

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess – Live from NYC (Bunnie’s Stripped Down Book Tour) the New York stop had the Coven lining up at the mic with zero chill. We heard a White Castle confession that had the whole room reacting, a woman proudly living the no-panties lifestyle for years, an armpit obsession that sent everyone screaming, and a jaw-dropping reveal about a family-run escort operation. Unfiltered, loud, and completely feral—this is the kind of ATC chaos you have to hear to believe.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Go to Shopify.com slash B-U-N-N-I-E. That's Shopify.com slash bunny. Ask tell confeder. Ask tell you best. That's true. I'm also so thankful for two girls who came into my life that that believe in me every step of the way that literally have put their lives on hold to make sure that my dream came true so that it could be their dreams to come true

and we've kind of formed this little thing we call the Coven so I don't know if you guys are ready but let's have Mimi and Haley come out and so busy babies Not about you guys, but I am so happy they're here. Did you guys watch the mob vibes? We just watched it. That was fucking great, right? We lived that.

That was hilarious. I fucking love them so much. It's a lot of energy. You got to take it in. No, they're amazing. Yeah. So now that we have them sitting on the couch, we are going to do a little segment that we call

Askedelp Confess. Wait, I can't get a whistle. You why? As tell confit. There we go. I got it out. But the crazy thing is, is they were like, no, we can't have audience participation.

And I was like, go fuck yourself. I was like, I want audience participation. But here's the deal. You guys can come up and ask any question. So if you guys don't know what Ask Talconfest is, it's ask a question, tell something, or confess something. And it needs to be juicy. And it can't be like, we need it.

weird as possible. Please. So please, if you guys have some weird shit, come up and tell us. But nothing, that's like bad weird, because I'm going to tell you to sit down. Like, don't come up and confess a murder because I've had two people do that. Don't do that. And I'm like, you know I can see you, right? Like, oh, how am I supposed to go to sleep at night knowing this?

But here we are. Are we accomplices if they do? I don't know. I don't know. I didn't ask for that, all right? But anyway, so we're going to kick it off because we do know that it gets weird here. in New York because a couple of you guys submitted

some anonymous ones already and they were really weird and then how are we going to pick people to come up? Do you guys... They can just come on up to the microphone. If any of you guys want to come up start walking up to the microphone

we're going to talk about these... Head over. Girl, I feel like we should start with you. She ran to the microphone. I'm scared. She's a runner. She's a jack star. Let's start with her. All right.

You know it's good. She ran from the back. What's that, baby? I'm just bringing up the microphone. Oh, shit, I was fucking great. I need that clip. Somebody clip that for me, please. That is great.

She's like, no, I'm not confessing shit, bitch. Not happening. That was her confession. Yeah, that was a confession. That was the top. All right, so I'm going to kick it off. These were some anonymous ones that you guys wrote in. So this person said,

I love the smell of my apartment after a night White Castle and farting all day. Same. God dang, it smells heavenly. What the hell? Did you write that in? That does not. That does not like something I would write in.

But seriously, White Castle, I think, who likes White Castle out here? No. I do love Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Let's burn this motherfucker down, pookie. I got to meet him the other day. I was so excited about it. You have no idea.

Oh, you literally said it to him. I did. It was the first words. I didn't say hi. I just quoted his movie line to him. I just love him so much. So much. All right, so we have, you're not bringing the microphone, are you? What's that?

You're not bringing the microphone, are you? I'm out, what? Never mind. What's your name, baby? What's your name? On Facebook, I'm BJ. You know me as BJ. Hi, BJ.

And I always say we're like Timu, Bunny, and Jelly, because that's what we were for the last two Halloween. No, you're not Timu, baby. You are us. I love that. I love that. I love you. I've been very sick, and you have gotten me through

so much. But I have a question. Let's go. You never have fucking panty lines. Do you wear panties? I don't know. You want to come find out? I know.

Panties in like 15, 20 years. So it depends on the occasion. If I'm in leather, you have to wear panties with leather because I got that wape. You know what I'm saying? Like there's no way you can not wear a panty. Yeah, no. But the majority of the time, no, I would just be freeballing it.

For sure. I can confirm. Women, we got to let it. three too, right? Like, come on. And your your bum looks awesome tonight. Yeah. Oh my god, you're so sweet BJ. We love you. Thank you so much. Thank you. I see a in hose we treasured. What's up, baby? The OG right there. Yeah. Talk in the microphone, baby. Don't be a Renee. Love you, Renee. I love you two ladies as well if I can give you a gift.

You can hand it right there by side stage of course. Yes. We love you so much. That is so sweet. Oh, you're so sweet. Thank you. So, so sweet. Is that a Highland cow? Hi, baby. Are you a cow or are you Scooby-Doo? I am Scooby mixed for the Vegas Escort. Oh, I like it, baby. I like it. And I am the unintentional homie hopper that brought you a gift to.

Christina! If you guys listen to the past couple of ass-talk and pisses, she was the home-y-girl. We'll see you after the show. We'll make sure we make time to see you after the show, baby. Are you kidding? Yeah, for sure. No, we love you. We love you, baby. You're so sweet.

I'm not confessing nothing except my love for you, Bunny. I love you too. You guys, if you guys come up, you guys got to give us an ass-talking fest. Confess something. Okay, so here's the confession. Let's go. All right. So, true story.

My family ran an escort service. Let's go. The entire family worked for it. I just drove the girls. I didn't like do anything. But tell them your best memory of your nanny. Oh, yeah. My best memory.

Wait, this is a nanny who ran the escort service too? My mom and dad. Oh, shit. Oh, I love that. Pimps and Madden Madden. Madam Nanny. Yes. So my best memory.

Oh, shit. Okay, so my best memory is my grandma used to have a Rolodex and she would be like, so star, yep, she's 5'5. We can make her have blonde hair, and no, she can't do anal. Yeah. All right. I love Gregorny's my kind of girl. There's Pam.

There's two girl kinky. Yeah, she'll do two girl kinky. No problem. All right, they for sure owned an escort service. Yeah. They knew it. All right, you guys, give it up for Nanny. Nanny was awesome, right?

We love Nanny. All right, you guys, we're going to pause real quick right here, and you guys read one of yours. Oh, I got a good one. Hold on. Let's go. Let's go. This person said I have a fetish of sniffing and licking armpits that are either sweaty or hairy. Nice.

Dude, where are you at? Stand up. I need to know who this was. Recently, I was in the office and had a fun conversation with a colleague in which led us to hugging in that my hand went into her armpit. After realizing I sniffed it, should I tell her? What do you guys think? What do you guys think? We have mixed reviews.

Some people are saying yes and some people are saying no. I say, it depends. If somebody told me they sniffed my armpit, I'd be like, I'm sorry. You know, like that's freaking onion roll. Like there's no way. I don't know. How would you feel if somebody did that to you? I don't want to know.

I don't want to know. No, don't tell me you sniffed me anywhere. Hi, baby, what's your name? Hi, Bunny, I love you. I love you. And so I can't beat that last story. But my whole life I've had decent hair, right? But Mimi, I need a hair redo.

Can you help me? Oh, of course, of course. You have beautiful hair, by the way. Yeah, don't start fucking with it, man. It's gorgeous. I'm like, old girl now. My husband's like, leave it. I'm like, cut it.

No, it's so beautiful. What do you guys say? Leave it or cut it. Leave it or cut it. Dude, I pay for extensions that long, dude. Like, keep the hair. Promise you. Love you.

Love you, baby. Go ahead, Mama. Hi. Hi, beautiful. You guys all look amazing. Thank you so much. So I just recently got my cosmetology license. Congratulations.

Oh, let's go, baby. Heck yeah. I wanted to ask you guys how both of you guys got into the beauty industry and how how you guys balance the work and friend life. I know it must be difficult, but I always am kind of like,

I always have questions because I also have a best friend in the beauty industry and we always want to start something up, but we never know how. You go first. Well, I've always done art on my life. She's so good, this bitch can draw like a motherfucker, dude. In college, I was in a theatrical

makeup class, and my teacher literally was like pulled me to the side and was like, you need to get out of here. Like, you got a talent, so I dropped out of college. And I went to makeup school in Nashville, and then I wanted to do celebrity makeup, and I got my first celebrity the first year I was in Nashville. I worked at Mac, and that helped me a lot, which nowadays it probably won't. So I'm going to say, don't do that. But social media really helped me.

Instagram really helped me, word of mouth. balancing work and friend life though it's hard so don't do what I did I would literally go to the club till like 3 a.m. and then take clients at 8 a.m. Still drunk She used to come in smelling like vodka

and like yeah it was crazy yeah I now though I only have her so it's way easier to balance it. I stole her from the world yeah I retired that's the dream that is the dream yeah I made my dream come true oh I love you stop when we make out

Yes. I thought you'd never ask. You guys know this bitch is finicky, dude. One minute she'll want to make out the next one she won't. It's getting weird. It's getting weird. Stand up my tip of Jones. Oh, can you lower it, baby? Just lower it. I'm okay.

Oh, thank you. I just want to tell you I love you. And like, as someone who's been in abuse relationships, I love that you raise awareness and break that stigma. But my confession is that I have really bad gay dart, and I just found out that Elton John was gay like two weeks ago. What? Now, honey.

The freaking, the outfits, the songs that he writes about men, nothing clocked, nothing triggered up here. But I love you. I love you too, baby. I love Tee you too, baby. Go ahead, baby. Hi, Bonnie. I finally have my moment.

I don't even know how to follow that. Aww. But I came here tonight from Connecticut, kit and I bought my friend and I'm super excited to be here in all of your presence because I follow you guys on Snapchat and I know I'm almost 50 years old so that's corny but you look fucking hot you guys you're hot you're hot y'all are hot y'all are my inspiration because there's a lot of corny horrible people in the world and you guys give me you guys give me faith I just lost my mom a couple months ago

and you've given me some hope because it's been a rough journey. I have one of my best friends here tonight, Allie. What up, Ali. We drove here from Connecticut, which is an inspiration

all its own, but you guys are amazing and jelly is amazing and your music really touches my soul. Thank you. I've been through it the last couple of months, but thank God for you guys. Thank you. We appreciate. Thank you. Thank you so much, baby. Sorry to hear about your mom too. And I did my eye shadow just for you, Haley. And it probably got fucked up and it's okay. Yeah, get it.

All right, Haley, you want to read yours really quick? Yeah, because I think it goes hand in hand with yours and I didn't even plan this. Really? Oh shit. It doesn't have to do with buttholes and poop because that's all she ever reads on ashton Pest. No, I wouldn't do that. That's my next one. All right. Okay. I woke up in the middle of the night after sex to the girl fingering herself to orgasm while sucking my armpit hair. You guys are some fucking freaks in New York. I thought I was kinky. It's going to get a hairball. I think that was your person. What the hell? What is the same person? Two submissions is wild. That is wild. That is, yeah. No, I mean, what's the, what is the, what is the chance

that there is two armpit fetishes under one roof? I'm not understanding. There's no. There's no We've never had armpit fetish confessions until we got to New York. Oh. Listen, we don't yuck anybody's yum, okay? We don't yuck anyone's yum as it. All right, go ahead, baby. What's your name? I'm Molly.

I'm 21. I love your name. Lolly? That is so cute. I'm 21. I just turned 21. I came all the way from Texas by myself just this time. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Lolly. Happy birthday, too. Did it. Thank you. Don't make me creed out on here. I want to give you all the juicy confess.

I'm so sorry, say that again? I wanted to give you all a juicy confess. Let's fucking go. It's not my story. It's my mom's, and if she sees this, she's probably going to kill me. Oh, shit. Mom, too now.

Well, one time, and there may or may not have been illegal substance. It's okay. We don't need to know that. But one time when I was like 14, my mom got really mad at her ex for taking her car to another girl's house. So she took my 14-year-old friend with no license, no nothing, didn't know how to drive. Again, illegal and substances involved. Just to drive her, make her drive her an hour away, it took piss in his sunroof. Piss in his sunroof?

Yes. Fucking shout out to mom. And then the side bitch got in it the next day and then called her mad as fuck, wondering why they ever spent all in the car. Did she ever find out who did it? Yeah, she was getting my mom's car. Oh my God, that is hilarious. Mom's a G though. Shout out to Mom.

Yay, we love that one. That was good. That was dope. All right, go ahead, buddy. I'm like sweating. Oh, it's all my. It's okay. I promise not to be long with in.

I have ADHD and I promise to be as quick as possible. But back when tickets went on sale, I was so excited that I won the Bunny XO pre-sale lottery, and I posted it on Instagram, and then you re-shared it. I'm Hollywood X-O underscore 10184. I'm X-O because I'm obsessed with the weekend, and X-O, like...

So is my husband. Yeah, I know. I can't wait until they collaborate. Coming soon. Right. XO is part of Republic Records. But anyways, country is like so foreign to me,

but I feel like, You and Jelly are like the country version of ice tea and cocoa. Ah, we love cocoa. We love ice tea too. Those are our homies. Yeah. Thank you. My real name is Sarah with an age, like Sarah Jessica Parker and Sarah Michelle Geller.

And I truly love you and your husband as people. I love the message. I have friends that have OD'd and I had to bury one of them. And then I had to grieve a relationship that I never thought that was going to come back to me. and her and I got together for dinner in December with another friend who flew in from Chicago and you have no idea how grateful I am for that. So I feel like I can really identify with you guys

and part of my ADHD, I have depression. And every day that I wake up, like I can't even believe it. And I really do it for like the weekend. I do it for my students. I'm a teacher. So teachers gone wild right now. I'm on February vacation.

This is like my giving. for myself. I don't know if I paid for the meeting, but I can't believe I'm talking to right now. No, I love you. You are such a source of like inspiration and such a source of like keep going and you're a badass and like get to the gym, Sarah. And I don't even know where to end. It took me. Shout out to Sarah, baby. Thank you. Thank you.

You are here for a reason. So don't go anywhere. It took me an act of God to get here. My Uber driver left my house. So I missed my boss. I had to drive to New Haven. and then hop the train, so I can't believe I'm here. Sarah, I love you. I love you, baby. Thank you so much. Thank you guys for participating in Ashtal Confess,

and thank you guys for coming out on the council. Let's give it up for Mimi and Haley.