Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Match.com & $uicide Boy$

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

This week of Ask, Tell, Confess features a shocking confession from someone with big fantasies about little people, a wild story about a guy who insists on getting freaky in a closet, and much more! Plus, the gals dive into meeting the $uicide Boy$, the real reason Bunnie wasn’t at the Emmys, and why you'll never look at a watermelon quite the same. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Come on. I think I'm just going to go longer and longer. Yeah. I love it. One of the entire podcasts is just going to be that. People are going to get so annoyed. I'm sorry, guys. Listen, I, one of my biggest pet peeves and my husband will tell you this is when people fucking whistle i hate it it hurts me it irks my ears like i can't stand it

and you want to know who's a fucking whistler jelly my husband he whistles all the time bro when we were locked in the fucking jet with him the other day and he was just fucking whistling dixie i was so fucking mad i had to put my headphones on and just fucking crank up like a limp biscuit, dude. I was just so pissed, dude. How's everybody doing out there? Mental health check. I hope everybody's doing good. We love you guys. And thank you guys so much for all the support. And as you guys know, we ask on Patreon to ask us some questions. So if you guys want to be involved in these little rendezvous shindigs that we do weekly, make sure you join my Patreon.

You can join for free or you can join on any tier. We have tiers for everybody. You want to kick off some of the questions, baby? Let's do it. We'll go on to questions after, but I want to talk about someone's confession. Okay. Christina said that she has always wanted to fuck a hot midget.

Oh, I had that one saved. Did you? That was a good one. But first of all, are we allowed to call them midgets anymore? I think we have to call them little people. All right, Christina. No, I mean, you can leave that in. Okay. But I would like to be, listen, we stand corrected if we're not allowed to call them midgets anymore.

Can someone tell us the proper terminology? Terminology. I would really like to know. Loves little people. if we're not allowed to call them midgets anymore. Can someone tell us the proper terminology? I would really like to know. Loves little people. He's obsessed with them. Yes. Loves them. The saddest thing. We had a little person suck him off one time.

That was a good time. Yeah, she was great. That was a good time, but I have to say it was after tornado relief cleanup. She's a beast. Do you remember that? No. I don't remember this wait

i don't know if we're gonna keep this in or not but we were doing the podcast as he was doing tornado relief cleanup in east nashville he got back he's in his office has not showered has not done anything and you just walked her right in oh he washed his balls because remember he had a he had a shower in there. Yeah, no, you can leave this on, I don't care. I thought she just went into straight stank. I love that you thought about that this entire, this happened literally like six years ago.

That was 2020, I was barely there. No, was it 2020? It was. Oh, okay, so it was four years ago. That is so Fucking funny I was playing Pac-Man Outside of the office

And I just hear The door creak close Listen And then I hear The little person go You ready Oh my god dude And I looked around

And I was the only person Left standing there And I was like Oh fuck And so I just ran upstairs Alright listen Mimi has seen some shit I've been in some And I was the only person left standing there, and I was like, oh, fuck. So I just ran upstairs. All right, listen, Mimi has seen some shit. I've been in some situations, guys.

Mimi has fucking seen some shit. She used to have to edit my videos for my OF. I used to film some of them. Yes, yes. And what, yeah, yep. Yep, been there. Done that. I was going to go into a story, but I'm going to leave that. No, let's not.

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slash bunny to start selling with shopify today shopify.com slash bunny all right next question hayley how you doing bunny i got a question for you oh lord kayla wants to know what's the craziest nickname a trick has asked you to call them oh that, that's a good question. Crazy as nickname? Yeah. I don't know. I don't think they've ever had me call them, like, you know, of course they went, like, daddy and stuff like that. I don't know.

I didn't know we were going there. The silence on this bus, you guys. We all just went. Leave that in because that's funny. I just told the story that we can't keep in. Mimi just told me I'm not allowed to keep in. But let me think of something so there i mean you know it's the usual stuff like daddy and stuff like that there there was a dude who used to love to come in the closet i told you guys about him before didn't i no okay so he would stop and go into the closet to come

closet comer yes literally so fucking comer? Yes, literally. So, fucking, I met him on Match.com. My name on there was Butterflies in My Head. And he, listen, he was fine, dude. I'm talking like, oh, hold on, bleep his name. Sorry, sorry. Cut the name, cut the name, cut the name. Closet Boy was

fucking hot, dude, he was like an actor like, he was hot, okay so I go over to his house the first time, we're like he's got this really dope house in Vegas, whatever we're doing the deed and literally, right when he's about to come, he

jumps up out of the bed, runs to the closet and says, come here, come here, come here. He's like, get on the floor, get on the floor. And I'm like, okay. So I get on the floor and I'm like, you know, it's dark in there. And I'm like, what am I doing? I wonder if that's like trauma.

For sure. He was like maybe locked in the closet. And then after that I would see him regularly and he would want to go in the closet to finish every time. I wonder if he still does it. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. So crazy. I'm sure.'m sure so crazy i'm sure yeah that was one of them okay oh my god oh there's plenty of stories i feel like i was expecting

one like a guy wanting to be walked on a leash or something like that one of my clients has a story like that she um he would wear a pig mask only in his underwear and wanted to be on a leash walk to the atm and like she would demand money and if he would say no she would get more yeah oh yeah that's money dominatrix and those girls make so much money a lot of men that are in power love to be stepped on. Like the most powerful dudes you can think of are the types that like their balls smashed with heels. Or like this one guy. This one guy used to be obsessed with the girls crushing watermelons with her thighs. He used to email me all the time.

He was like, please, I'll pay you this much money. I'm like, bro, I'm not strong enough to crush a watermelon with my thigh. There's no fucking way it's happening. I really want to try that. Okay, let's do it. We should order watermelons at the next show. Let's do it at the beach. Day off.

Okay, let's do it. We got to try. People on TikTok are going to be like, why are they doing this? Roll this clip and we'll play it. Oh, that's going to be great. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

All right. Well, finding out a lot about everybody here today. All done. All right. Well, finding out a lot about everybody here today. Yeah. All done. All right. May I ask, how is your book coming along? Do you have any idea when it will and might be published? Why did we all screenshot the same things?

Yep. I love it because we all just know. So yes, we are working on my book. We just signed the deal. We have a publisher. This book is really happening ladies and gentlemen and it's gonna drop next fall which seems like so far away crazy end of summer fall and i'm so excited for you guys to read this book the girls have gotten

to read some of it why don't you tell them what you think you guys i know some of these stories and even I was like jaw dropped I couldn't stop reading and there were some things that like I've known you for a long time yeah that I even was like no way that happened yeah like this is a like it's very detailed all it's crazy no it's awesome and I'm so excited we are taking our time with it because we don't want to rush anything and also we were gonna drop it this year but it's election year and we just don't want to compete with that so we're just waiting till next year and we have a lot of stuff up our sleeve you know as far as like gigs on TV and stuff like that so you guys just keep an eye out because you're gonna see a girl why do you guys think I'm on the tri-zepi train I got to

get skinny if I'm gonna be in front of these cameras. I can't afford for cameras to put 15 more pounds on me, you know what I'm saying? Lord. I know, it's rough. Being in front of the camera is rough. But yeah, so the book's coming out and I'm just really stoked. I cannot wait for all of you guys. Am I allowed to even say what the name of it is?

Nope. Damn. You see what I'm saying, man? My whole life is controlled. Yeah. I hate it. I hate it. My publicist literally has a heart attack every time I open my mouth. Yes. Every time a news article, and I don't know how this happens and I swear we do not do this on purpose,

but every time Jay has something big about to happen, one of your crazy TikToks make like six to seven headlines in conjunction with his every day it is crazy like the plane when we got in the plane incident the diapers that everything is always just the stars align yeah somehow i don't and it's not on purpose like i don't understand he got to the point where we were laughing we're like we just need to not be on social media a week before i'm about to go to like at the fucking cma awards i'm not posting for a week before unless it's like little random shit but you know what i've been noticing with the headlines is they they bring up like old shit they just posted the thing about me and laney wilson remember i saw that like and in the article

it says that i'm worried about my marriage and blah blah blah like it is so crazy what people come up with. Did you see the articles about why you weren't at the Emmys? Yeah. Why? No. There were so many articles of like their marriages in trouble. She wasn't at the Emmys, blah, blah, blah. Like guys, first of all, my husband wanted me at the Emmys and I told him absolutely not. And you guys want to know why the Nickelodeon awards, he wanted me to go and he wanted to get the family picture. And I just thought it was so much more important for him to have that moment with Noah and Bailey. And like, you know, like I'm a part of the family. I'm with them all the time, 24 seven, but like,

I want them to have something that I'm not in, you know, I feel like I've been to every fricking award show and you guys want, secondly, I fucking hate red carpets. She does. You guys hate them. They give me the worst fucking anxiety. But the Emmys, it was just impossible. First of all, it was the first day of my period.

I was not sewing you into a dress in your diaper at the Grammys at the freaking Grammys. I'm wearing a diaper that they had to sew me into because it was the first day of my period. The dress, you guys, is literally sewn to the diaper. Yes. That's not a joke. I witnessed it. Yes. And I think I posted a video of it on TikTok.

It went viral on my backup account. But yeah, I was on the first day of my period. We're in the middle of tour. And they were doing what my husband calls a run and gun. And that's when they go straight there and they come straight back. what's called uh my husband calls a running gun and that's when they go straight there and they come straight back and i just i cannot handle that there's a lot more moving parts like he just goes and like gets a little glam and he goes out like yeah yours is like a whole team it is and it's a whole day makeup like yeah it's a whole to do and i just

honestly was like baby you can go to one red carpet without me. And he was just like, all right. He even said, he's like, people are going to think we're having problems. Yeah, the articles after articles. We were technically supposed to go to the VMAs together, but we ended up having to cancel. It didn't align with the schedule. Because they changed the dates. The date because of the debate.

Yeah, it was supposed to be like 9 10 or something and yeah and they changed it and so we couldn't go but yeah me and my hubby are fine i love him to pieces that's my best friend and there's no trouble in paradise i don't have to be at every freaking award show i like to let my man be a man sometimes and he doesn't need his wife hanging on his fucking ankles at every freaking red carpet but i will be at the cmas for sure because i love the cmas guys that's like one of my favorite it's like all our friends are what yeah like all like we love acms but it's very like stuffy you know it's like very like like yeah a little too fancy it's like uh it's is like the red room.

Or what is it? Where do we go? Tootsies. Rainbow. Rainbow room. Oh yeah. It's like the rainbow room. All your friends are there. Everyone's having a good time backstage. I really enjoy the CMAs. And it's at home. We're not having to travel to freaking Texas and it's hot. Or they're throwing you out into a

parking lot under a tent. We don't have to be on buses yeah you can go home at the end of the night go home yeah there's just there's so much that goes into award shows but uh yeah so that is we are not having problems and i it's all right guys it's all right for me to not be with my husband all the time but all right well i'm ready to go to bed i'm tired how about you guys i'm gonna pass out flamingos backstage yeah i'm gonna give seals i got a pocket what are you guys doing now we got flamingos they have started this thing since last tour

tell them what you guys do um we get miniatures of things they're little acrylic miniatures of whether they're ducks or um we did ducks last year no last year they were done we did mushrooms last year yeah yeah and then this year we have seals and flamingos and we leave them randomly throughout backstage so we'll find people's cases and we'll like set it in their cases as little surprises i mean i would be happy to find a miniature flamingo yeah i was just in random we gotta we need to find out who Dale Karp is. I did. Okay.

I found it. I don't think he got the original chair back. I think that is it. That is the original chair. That chair is extremely heavy. I held it. Okay. That guy said that the chair was missing.

No. I was like, hmm. It's not missing. He said he's very loud. I'm going to go meet him later. Let's find him. All right. We're going to find Dale Karp, guys.

Dale Karp is, I don't know, we can cut this out, but his last name is Karp. Gotcha. So Dale Karp. We stole his chair backstage the other day because we were carrying a case of water. Oh, can we talk about how you got to meet the Suicide Boys? Oh. How can we skip over that? And then we'll get into the Dale Karp story really quick.

Hey, don't hold the mic for me. Yeah, well, that was Haley just creaming her pants right now. I'm excited. Yeah, no, so I am a new fan of Suicide Boys, probably in the past year. Because before, when they weren't sober, their music used to scare the shit out of me. I love it. Yeah, and Hailey has always been just a huge, huge fan. So when they dropped their new album, their Sober album, I absolutely was like, okay, I love these dudes.

I'm a fan. And I literally sent my husband one of their songs, and I was like, you need to get on this track with them or do a song with them. So it was kind of like I put it in the air. And then we looked at their tour schedule and we were like we've been planning this for a really long time um we were like okay so our off day in boston we're gonna go and see the suicide boys so anyways we get there the boys are so sweet they literally accommodated us gave us our own suite to be in gave us merch like they are such dolls and when i met them like i love ruby ruby is like i just i need a t-shirt

that says i heart ruby scram of course is gorgeous in person i mean he's just beautiful ruby is too though ruby's a hottie too i don't think either and one of them we were both so nervous meeting them i've never been that starstruck before and bunny kept trying to leave the room i was like all right guys it was really nice well because i felt bad i know how it is like i know how we are like 15 minutes before their show it was not even 15 minutes he was getting miked up that's like fucking five minutes you know so i was like i felt so bad but i was like okay it was really nice to meet you guys thank you and they're like you don't have to leave yeah and then i'm like all right i'll see you guys later they're

like do you want to take a picture i was like oh, Oh yeah, let's do it. We were just, I was like, yeah, it was sweet though. They're really, really super sweet. And I'm glad we got a chance to meet them because now, um, I believe scrim and daddy role are talking about doing a collab. So hopefully we can get them to do it with the boys. I here's what I told my husband. I said, I think that the boys will bring you back to the darkness that you used to, you know, rap about. And I husband I said I think that the boys will bring you back to the darkness that you used to you know rap about

and I said and I think that you could bring the boys to the light that you have found now so I'm really excited to see what they come up with

because I think it'll be a really dope collab me too alright guys well I gotta go cause Haley needs to go wring out her panties but love you guys so much and we'll see you next week

Bye. Bye. Bye