Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: My Boyfriend Gave My Mom Herpes!!

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

On this week’s episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the girls dive into a wild lineup of listener confessions. They unpack a jaw-dropping call-in where a listener clears up the “homie hopping” rumors and explains how dating twins actually went down. Things only get more unhinged as the crew reacts to a shocking kissing-cousins confession, followed by laugh-out-loud chaos involving a messy family crossover and a pegging mishap that goes completely off the rails.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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All right, ready, guys? One, two, three. Tequila. That song was in my head. Didn't know we're going for that. Hello, friends. Welcome to another L.A. edition.

Ask Tale. Here it goes. Bye. Short and sweet. I like it. Short and sweet, baby. Short and sweet. So we're delirious, like we said.

before. These are our best ones though. Oh, bro. That's where we knew of you two laughing is still hands down my favorite clip. Don't even talk about it because we're going to Yeah, we can't happen. We're not allowed to. Why do you bring it up? When we're tired and on the road, we shouldn't even be doing these. Because we

have no cooth. C-O-T-H. Cooth. All right guys, who wants to kick this off? You have, we have like a, okay, so There's lore. Let's all just kick this off. We have a lore. Okay, so I cannot stress to you guys when you write in to us put all the fucking details. Don't leave any details out. Don't fucking skimp on, you know, context.

Context because we are going to tell you the truth about how we feel. We're not going to pussyfoot around, you know? And there was a girl. She used her name, right? We can say it. Christina. I believe so, yeah. Okay, Christina submitted her story and we ended up calling her a homie hopper because that's how she

fucking put it to us. So she made sure to make a TikTok about it. She was in good spirits about it though. She was not being in any way crazy about it. But she was like, no, I'm not a homie hopper. You guys judged me the wrong way. And I'm like, first of all, we didn't judge you. we just told you the truth

of how we felt about the story, how we all three interpret it. We totally details we got. Literally. And she's like, no, let me explain it. So, she wrote in. She said, oh my God. She said, I literally just finished watching the part of Ashton Fest

where you read not friendship drama, but my sister and I hooked up with whatever. That was from me. Y'all speculated so bad on it. I never slept with my sister's husband when I dated him, only the husband's twin. also my sister and I have had a couple periods where we weren't that close we didn't sleep with the guys at the same time or even the same year we were not sharing bodily fluids or being a homie hopper

we both worked for the same company at different times and hooked up with the manager and the other guy she went to school with and hooked up with i wasn't at living at home so i didn't know and years later that guy and i got together we didn't find out until way after had either of us known the other slept with the guys we wouldn't have i guess i should have given more details Whether you're hosting the watch party, bringing the snacks are just here for the halftime show and commercials. Draft King's Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of Super Bowl 60, makes Super Bowl Sunday even more fun. New to betting? No stats. No stress. Just pick the one team you're cheering for or a player everyone's buzzing about and placed your first bet. Simple as that. I'm at the stage of the season where I'm just watching like,

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But me and my sister hooked up with two guys blah blah That was for me And you guys totally misinterpreted that So wrong and took it way to the left I never slept with my sister's husband at all Even back when I dated him as a teenager All we ever did was kiss, whatever They got together years later

ended up getting married, whatever. He has a twin. I got with the twin for a little bit. It didn't work out. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I got back with him again a few years after that. Pause. I just want to make sure we paint a timeline here.

You hooked up with one twin when you were younger. You guys only kissed. And then you ended up hooking up with the brother. That's still considered a homie hopper. You're asking my brothers now. Yeah, Eskimo brothers, yes. Okay, so let's get, I just, and we're not being mean. I'm just really trying.

We're painting a picture. Painting a picture, trying to understand this. So hold on one second. I tried to make it work again. Didn't work. I never slept with her husband. I never would do that. We would not have intentionally slept with the same people without knowing.

We were not as close as we should have been back in the day. I lived in a different town. Had a baby. She was going to college. It's not that we would. We're both and also this is going to make it sound even better, but she didn't know I slept with the one dude because I cheated on my ex-husband with the manager.

So I don't know. That makes me sound better or whatever, but I'm not a homie hopper. I never slept with my sister's husband, and we don't intentionally share people. So I just wanted to kind of set the record straight on that. I got so excited when he first started reading the comment and I'm like, I've freaking cried.

I was like, oh my God, they think I'm this nasty hoe. No, we don't. No. We don't think you're a nasty ho at all. Honey, no judgment. I've slept with brothers. Okay? Yeah.

So, I mean, I can't, I am the last person to fucking judge. Sorry, Steve and Chris. But anyways, listen, it was revenge. It was revenge. I had to get revenge on him. You called him out my name. Yeah, yeah. I had to get revenge on him.

But. So I get it. I understand what you're saying. But in the grand scheme of things, you hooked up with two twins. That technically is a homie hopper. And listen, homie hop with the best of them.

Nobody cares. We don't care. We're not judging you. Yeah. Like there's no judgment at all. But then she went on to say, because I was like, okay, can I play this or whatever?

She hit me back and she said, I played this for my husband. And he said, I made myself sound more like a homie hopper. She said the timeline is 13 years to 28, time dated sister's husband to second time of dating twin brother. It's too much, girl. It's too much.

You don't got to explain yourself. Yeah, like we get it. We get it. We've all been there. We have all done things that we would consider. So she's, they both slept with the same manager though at different times when they both are there.

thing these men are it's the men it's the men it's the men yeah like it's at this point it's the guys yeah this is why i'm a fucking i don't like men so there we go all right so i hope that clears that up for you guys she's not a bad homie hopper she's not an intentional homie hopper there we go was an ax she accidentally fell on the dick hop the homies hop the homies she accidentally hopped the homie's All right. Who wants to go next? We're being this close to you.

I like it. It's nice to touch you. You guys are always this close on the fucking couch. What are this close? Emily's the arm away. I can put my hand in her vagina. All right. You ready, memes?

I'm going. I'm joking. Joking. I'm joking. Jaime was over there grabbing his head when he was listening to the story. He was like. What is happening? Okay.

So, this one is called kissing cousins. Damn it. I read that one. Yeah. My best friend and I started hanging out with another girl. We met her while working at the gas station we both worked at. We would all get together and hang out regularly. One Halloween weekend, we all went out and got pretty tipsy, ended up making out with each other and doing a three-way kiss later that week.

The girl comes into the store when I was not wearing makeup and goes, you know who I am. I'm like, yeah, you're so-and-so. She's like, do you know who I am? So finally, I'm like, no girl, who are you? She asks if I know someone and I'm like, yeah, that's my biological mom's name. And she's like, that's my aunt. I made out with my biological cousin without knowing it. I was adopted so I don't know.

I did not grow up with my family and we didn't know each other. We did not know we were related until after the makeout section, apparently seeing me without makeup. She was like, oh yeah, she looks like my aunt. Every friend group has that person who refuses to do things the easy way. That would be me. You know, the one still paying for subscriptions they forgot they even signed up for, refusing to update their phone because it still works, and somehow still overpaying for wireless in 2026.

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It's blood. Well, you know, I think I've heard this happens more than, you know, like often more times than not. Like, I watch a lot of those, you know, shows on TV. And what happens is it's like some weird, like invisible string theory where these people find their family members and sometimes they end up making out with them or being with them. Wasn't there a couple on TikTok who did. testing and they found out they were like sisters. Yes.

It was a lesbian couple. Yeah, it was a lesbian couple. That's weird. Like they started like thinking these weird connections were happening. Oh no. I did go down that rabbit hole. And when they did buy the testing came back and they were 99.9% relatives and they were sisters. Long lost obviously. It was the dad. Dang. Yeah. Or it wasn't 99 because it was like the dad was the only relation to it. So whatever that percentages to where they had different moms but the same dad. But at least it wasn't a guy and girl and they had an imbred. Oh, fuck.

That happens. Yeah. It happens a lot and people don't know and they just think they're kids. Small towns. Dude, it happens in the fucking royal palace. Yeah. They're all fucking humping each other. What did you just say?

In the royal palace, they all, you're not allowed to have a child with somebody that it doesn't, isn't in the family. That's how they keep their bloodline going. Yep. Oh, it's a whole wormhole. go down that sister. Keep that in, Jason.

How was I the only person in this room that did not know that you're like, everyone just like that era. Well, not because of that. But like, I like, pause. Not because of that.

I like the, I just like the art and I like the, I studied art. I'm saying, same. That's why a lot of people in the royal family have certain issues. Yes. Because.

And don't like live long. And don't live long because they're all spawns of, of each other. I am baffled by this. That's why they all have really bad health and yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Go down that wormhole to my sister. It's a good one.

I'm literally going to right after we're done with this. All right, I'm going next. You're in fucking hobos. Hold on. I want that as a clip. I have put that heating pad on my lap. I made it really sweaty. I have a eating pad you can use.

Jason surprised me with one. Yeah. All right, you guys ready? Yeah. Hey, hey. So, a really messed up situation here. When I was 16, I met a neighbor guy. He was two years older than me, and we started hooking up.

It was a short summer fleeing. Never seen him again myself. Only heard rumors around town about him because he was a man whore. Fast forward 15 years later, my mother, she's 20 years older than me, said, I've been seeing a guy who's younger. His name is Dustin. of course my brain goes to of course my brain goes to this guy

back in the day I asked her to show me his Facebook picture and it was him I told my mom like dude I fucked with him back in the day and I was so grossed out two months went by and my mom ended up getting herpes from him

so gross and no worries I'm clean mom got the herp the gift that keeps on giving. Damn. Yeah. Mom got the old herpes syphilade. What, didn't you tell me shrimp have herps?

Yeah, dude. I'm fucking so tired of TikTok ruining foods for me, dude. Ruining. Shrimp have herpes on them. Hope you know that next time. Yeah. Have you ever looked on the inside of a strawberry? Yeah.

You'll never eat those again, too, if you fucking look. it's, blah. And then you ruined fucking bananas for me. Go ahead and tell everybody at home what you told me about freaking bananas. Like, what can we eat, bro? So you're supposed to cut the very end of bananas off because that's where Nats lay their eggs.

And it's always, it's always smushy. That's why you get fruit flies. Because they lay their eggs in the very end. So if you cut that off. You ruined salmon for me. Yeah. Oh, I really.

and salmon for you? Yeah. Remember that video you showed me with the worm in it? Yeah. You send a lot of foods with worms in it. Listen, it's not my fault.

This shit pops up on my fucking FYP dude and I'm sick of it. Like, I hate it. It's disgusting. What's it? I want to know about the strawberry. Yeah. Give it a little looksy poo.

It's just like a hole, right? Jason, insert this, what they're about to see, please. And here has a clip. Inside. You eat strawberries every day. do straw i know now i do because i don't give a fuck i'm tired of people i'm tired of people telling me that i can't eat fucking food like at this point what you can't eat rice what's wrong with it

looks like a vagina nope uh look um strawberry under a microscope go ahead enjoy suck on that have you guys ever seen where they clean out the underneath of a fingernail and put it under a microscope just do-do i'm only seen there's living things Stop. Have you never watched that video? I don't want to. You know how you avoid that? Don't look at shit under a microscope.

Ashes are beautiful under a microscope. Really? Have you ever seen them? Ashes? Yeah, look at the, you look up the strawberry, I'll look at ashes. All I see is the seeds. Nothing looks scary under it. Oh my God.

You don't got the same. What? The little spider on it? Oh, it's the little white spiders. You find it with, but when you like grow outside. There's more. There's more. You don't have the same flip as me.

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Shit. Then you drain it and then you dry it. Look at this. No. NAR. Uh-huh. That's where you soak them. No.

I think there's bugs on every fruit. It's fucking just, it's terrible. I'm tired of it. I don't like it. That would probably burn in your stomach though, right? When you ate it? Yeah, that's what everybody says. But I mean, who wants to think about eating a fucking slimy worm that they can't see?

I'm sure you've eaten a lot in your life and you don't know it. I definitely. I definitely swallowed a few spiders. I was going to say how many spiders you eat like a certain amount every year. Oh, they're wrong here. That's my biggest fear. Okay, so if you're a person who cleans out your ears a lot. Look.

Look how beautiful ashes are under a microscope. I'm blind. I love that. It's like a galaxy. I can't see. Hey, like get some fucking glasses. I know. Damn.

You go the doctor. A doctor. I actually have glasses. She just done everywhere. She fucking straight had her eyeballs airing out. What the hell? That was wild. Yeah.

That's so fucking funny. What in the fuck? You didn't need to go to the doctor. Yeah. They're a good time. So I used to do things for money. Oh, God. I knew you were going to fucking savor in this one.

This is right up your alley. Yeah. Anyways, I had this guy who I used to peg. He lived in his mom's apartment, but he had all the hardware. So I'm going to town on him because I used to get into it. Anything for some cash? I guess I'm a freak.

So I'm going to town and he literally shit all over the place. I'm not kidding. It was a most disgusting thing in my life. His whole room smelled. It was all over the place, even on me. I took the hottest longest shower ever than I never ever answered his calls again. Staying anonymous. My question is, was it explosive diarrhea?

Like, how did it go everywhere? that if it was a log I could understand or like little I'd rather have a log I'd rather have little little tiny shit balls. And you open it. That's similar to. Did she shake him? I mean if you're fucking him. Okay, but before you get anal, you're supposed to clean your asshole out.

I doubt someone who's paying for it thought that far ahead. What do you mean? That's they're used to it. They know what happens. Yeah. I feel like he was like, you know what? I'm just going to let it ride. Oh.

I've talked about pegging way too much today. This is weird. Would you peg Jason? You won't let me. Would you? But would you want to? Yeah. Hey.

He would never, he wouldn't even let me see his butthole. I was just passed out from rapping keyboard. Oh, God. Sugar's love. Have you guys ever seen Beauty and the Beast? Yeah. And that one part where she says something and he goes, that is exactly what Haley just did, dude.

It was so funny, dude. He's going to edit this and be like, what the fuck. Yeah, he's going to cut this entire part. He's going to cut this out without I'm even saying it. All right. Well, on that note, we're delirious and we're exhausted from the week we've had, but we are going to scoop John out of here. See you guys next week.

Toot-de-Loo. Bye.