Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: My Hot Peppery Pucker Hole

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

The ladies are dishing out a hot and spicy Ask, Tell, Confess this week! Meme's choice of weird soap gets Bunnie in a lather, and the crew takes confessions about a pepper-lube mix up and a hookup that truly had sparks flying. The gals also talk about why Joe Exotic hasn't appeared on the pod yet, crazy prison wives, and a man who "corn cobbed" his way into a bigger size. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to. I'm so withered and weary. It's been a freaking long day. Welcome to Ask Tailgum fans. How are you guys? We're great. Good. Good.

Back at it, baby. We're trying to get this Ask Tailgum fessing before a tornado touches down. Yeah. I've been looking at the radar over here. How's it looking? Not nice. We're trying to get this ashtal confessing before a tornado touches down. Yeah How's it looking But where's it at the entire middle like right now is it like Or is it in no, no, it's like west of us. Okay. All right. Well, we're fine We got a minute. I can get home and save my animals. I can hear the wind

Yeah, the trowing stuff out the window though All right. Well, we're fine. We got a minute. I can get home and see my animals. I can hear the wind. Yeah, the true stuff at the window, though. Who wants to kick it off? Oh, God. All right. If it's about fucking buttholes and shit, I don't want to hear it. We got that's all we got. Well, OK, I'm going. I go the fiery nightmare. Oh, OK, I'm going. I go a fiery nightmare.

Oh, God. This this is anonymous. It says my most embarrassing story ever. Only five people know this. The day after Super Bowl 2007, my ex-husband wanted to try anal. I was like, OK. I told him to go to the kitchen and get the olive oil. He came. He came back with a small cup of oil. A few seconds later I started to freak out then crying I sobered up instantly. Well the day before

he made homemade hot wings with habanero peppers and he grabbed the pepper oil off the stove. You will never appreciate ice cubes in a washcloth on your asshole until you try anal with hot peppers. Also an instant way to sober up. Oh, my gosh. Did he not look at the right bottle? How did you get those mixed up? Oh, my. I feel like that would cause damage. Wait, I'm sure that probably hurt him, too.

Or did he not even he might have not been able to get it in there yet. I wonder if she lubed up first. Yeah. And was like, wait a minute, something's wrong. He never even got to stick it in. Bro. If you had hemorrhoids, that's that's it was sizzling. I bet you those things like shriveled up and went back in. That might be a good way to get rid of hemorrhoids. I mean, someone tried to let me know those suckers off, baby. Dang. Oh, man. It's like when you accidentally buy the wrong kind of soap

and it's like the spearmint. It burns. Yeah, and you accidentally are like, oh wow, someone is literally blowing on my butthole right now. Yeah. God. I accidentally did that one time.

What about you, memes? Blew on your butthole? Wait a second, you accidentally did what? No, I'm not gonna brush over that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the wrong soap, like if you get a spearmint and you like put it in places it shouldn't. Who the fuck

uses spearmint soap? You use some of the craziest soap dude. Me? Yes can we talk about this? She will use like the fucking roughest fucking soap. What soap is it that you use? I use Dr. Bronner's. Okay.

Wait, first off, Johnson & Johnson literally causes cancer. So everything causes cancer. That's what everybody says, but I've been using it for years. Knock on wood and my skin is baby soft and I'm 45 and don't have one wrinkle baby. Yeah. Well, preserve me. Preserve me. That's just formaldehyde in it.

There is formaldehyde in it. There is formaldehyde in it. There is, I know. That's why I said preserve me. Yeah. Fucking, what do they call it? Literally. What do they call it? Whatever they fucking drain all the shit out of the fucking bodies.

What is it called? Embalming? Embalming, baby, with Johnson and Johnson. Wow. OK. I love it. My hootenanny cannot fucking take any other watch. Yeah, you can't have anything else.

If I use fucking any other soap, my hootenanny's like, rah, gets mad. It looks like something off of fucking, what is that show called? The Dark Crystal. Have you guys ever seen it? I thought we were going Predator and anything. It's an 80s fucking movie,

and there's these like little like animals that get mad and they're furry, and that's what my vagina looks like dude oh my gosh anything other than baby soap wow i did go on like uh the ucap the other day in the hand soap because i'm washing my hands so much you and i are struggling with this because now that we are farmers i am also i'm definitely afraid of salmonella like yeah because we have so many chickens and like, I know it's not that easy to get it, but I'm still freaked out about it. And we've got the babies and stuff.

I wash my hands obsessively. I was in like the store the other day with my Yuka app and I scanned every single hand soap until I found one that, you know how long it took me to find a good hand soap? There's a lot of things that you think are good and they're not. But now I don't dry out. Well, let me know what you're using,

because I'm over here with no nails and wrinkly hands. You guys look the same. I know. Well, you don't have nails on either. Why? I've been just painting as farmers now. I know. I'm going to start doing the builder gels. Yes. Using my real ones. Yeah, that's same. I just took a set of gels off and I'm going to go put them back on. My nails are so strong. Yeah. My nails are so strong. I'm ready. Like I think I'm ready

The new natural nail feel like I had a set on you know guys I put like a whole set on yeah I immediately next day was like I hate this. No, I don't know why but I was like I need them off And so once they fall off, I was like, I'm not I just painted my naturals and I was like wait I kind of like this. Yeah, that's how I felt with this last set that Gina did. I was like, I cannot wait till they come off. And I just sat there and popped them all off. Yeah, I don't know. It's nice.

I enjoy it. Maybe we're in our baby mama gardening area. I'm here for it. Yeah, I don't, my baby's a lamb. And plus scratching animals, you get shit under your nails, dude. Oh my God, it was giant crazy. I had a scrubber literally next to my sink

to scrub under my nails when I put them back on because it freaked me out so bad. If you get in there with the animals and then like you pull your hands away, like. Oh, it's disgusting. It's disgusting. Oh, they roll in turds and everything. Fucking Crunch will have a dingleberry hanging off of him.

Yeah, no. I looked out today as I was leaving, Dolly is rolling in a puddle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they do. All right, I'm next or you're next. You wanna go next? You go ahead.

I don't have anything good this time. Let me see, what do I got? What do I got? Ask from Jennifer. I know you have mentioned before about being open to have an interview podcast with someone that's in jail, prison, and wanted to know if you would consider doing that with Joe Exotic, maybe get to the bottom of all our questions when we all binge watch tiger

king during COVID love y'all. Well, it's funny you asked that because Joe has wanted to come on the podcast numerous times. I have turned him down. He's a podcast whore. Yeah, he goes on everybody's podcast. It doesn't he I think he just went on. Jesse Lawless is right when he was I was going to like have a podcast with him. But if I did do a podcast with him, it would have to be in the prison. I don't want it on the phone. Like that's why none of his his interviews connect with anybody and nobody's listening because they can't see him. If they could see him and actually hear his words and like see him saying them,

then yeah, people would listen. But he just literally goes on everybody's podcast and he's on everybody's fucking Instagram accounts and it's just like, what if you got Carol instead? Carol Baskin killed her husband. Wax him. That was really great. Listen, 2020s TikTok was elite. Oh, I enjoyed those so much. Yeah. I don't know. I don't, I didn't really care for Carol Baskin. I thought she was a shit human. You know, she murdered her husband. I don't know about that. I don't think she did murder her husband. I think then they ended up finding him. There was a lot of rumors had that like he ran away to Mexico and stuff. Yeah, recently he resurfaced. And they... something happened.

Yeah, something happened. We'll have to check. I don't want to... don't quote me on that, guys, but I'm pretty sure that he has resurfaced. Okay, let's talk about that real quick. I'm leaning into the whole ghost adventures. Have you guys actually learned about that story, though? It wasn't just the fact that she tried to off him. She fell in love with a killer in jail. So she marries him, right? And like falls in love with some dude who killed off his whole family

over a cam girl that he fell in love with. Yeah. And he spent so you guys know control alt desire the docu series it's on paramount and he this guy literally spent like his family's money like two is it about him? Yes, $200,000 he like stole credit cards from his family and they confronted him and was like we're taking your phone you can't take our money anymore and he walked in got a gun and shot his whole family. So he goes to jail and because they did the docu-series on him, all these women are like, "'Oh my God, we love him.'"

-"Is he hot?" -"He's disgusting." -"Oh God." -"He looks like a thumb." -"Ew." -"And he talks to them like, "'Can't wait to see your pussy.'" That's literally how he talks to them.

-"I'll ever do that again." -"Wait till you see the videos of him." Insert here, Jason. -"Show me a picture of him. Hi, my precious little kitty. This is just amazing that I get to see you like this, those beautiful little nipples that I just wanna suck and bite on.

I can't wait, baby. I can't wait to feel you. Oh, it's disgusting. So she- We're hearing, man. Sounds like your ex. Literally. They probably like each other.

They probably know each other. Yeah, they probably fucking see each other. But probably know each other. Yeah, they probably fucking Is in saying I want to watch it leave it to me to seen it too. Yeah, you're seeing the docu-series He looks like a ghost He's terrifying Okay, so dude She reaches out to cuz she watches the docu-series, reaches out to him, falls in love. He is- This is the dude from Ghost Adventures wife.

Wife. Who is like significantly younger than him. So she, not saying there's anything wrong with that, but like she- How much younger? Like I think he's in his 50s, she was in her 20s. Okay, well I mean that's kind of not great either, you know? It he's questionable.

Yeah, I don't know, like their their whole timeline or anything. But like at this time, she's like now in her late 20s, I believe. So she falls in love with this dude. He gets like a burner phone burner phones her. And it's like literally like, I love you. They like literally fall just madly in love with one another. So she was like, you know, we should kill my husband.

He's like, I got someone hits up some dude on his burner phone. This on jail shit. That's this burner phone that he's hiding. Yeah, they're like texting and he's a cool. I'll hit up my hit man hits up this guy will pay you set amount of money. She's talking to him everything gives him Aaron's location because she has like on her iPhone where he's at he's out filming Ghost Adventures. And then like she's keeping in contact. Oh, you're

back at your hotel room. Are you alone? Yeah. So they send the hitman to go kill him alone at the hotel. And then all of a sudden hitman just goes blank and stops replying. At that time was a cop. At that time, Was a cop. At that time, they bust into his cell and take his cell phone, but they don't immediately go through it, so they have no idea.

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Nah, just kidding. Like we'll just kill him. What the fuck? Can you believe that? Like just leave him. Like we've just brought something home that like fucking possessed her or something. What's wrong?

I mean, I'm pretty sure his he got divorced because of it. I don't I think he had a other wife that it was just like getting to be too much. Like he would bring things home from filming. Yeah, everyone that knows him, like and they were saying, like, he's the sweetest, most gentle, like wouldn't hurt him to the end of the hall. I know I feel bad for him. But yeah, everyone's like he's so sweet and this malicious ass bitch. That's I just can't the the mentality of like, maybe I

should divorce him. Now. Now let's just fucking kill him. Like, how do you say those words without feeling like something? You're just a psychotic. Yeah. If you don't if you can just kill somebody because you want to be with somebody else. There's a fucking how did you plan on being with someone who is in jail for life? He's serving a life sentence like you slaughtered three people you slaughtered your family, your mother, your father. How does she not think she could be next?

He's not going. These riches, these prison wives are just crazy. Yes. I feel bad for women who. OK, here's the thing. If you were with a man for x amount of years and then he went to prison, I can understand holding him down.

Being faithful. Yes. But if you just met this man while he's in prison and you're holding him down, like I feel like something's wrong. Yes. Like where is the detachment that you don't want to be with somebody who's available to you? Ashrovino. Yeah.

She's an inmate hopper. She calls herself that. It's a weird thing to call yourself. She's I haven't seen her lately. She got banned on like all... Someone just took her out. Banned. Damn. And now she's selling little kits she's making that has a scrunchie, a lip gloss, and a lollipop. I wouldn't fucking suck on anything from her. They're all from like Sheen stuff. Where's she selling these at? I don't know, but the first 10 people that buy get a free cup.

So all her socials are down? How do you know all this, Hailey? She was on the beach in Hawaii watching updates. You are one of those people. Not all I have is Brie Olsen in 2K. Same and that's just getting force fed to me. I feel so bad for the kids in that situation. Yeah, like so embarrassing and just gross. Do I need to get you one?

No, just send them to me. Okay, got you. You got one for us? I feel like I just told my story. You guys can tell another one. All right, go ahead. Haley, you got one more? Jesus Christ. I'll do one. One, uno. Uno mas too. Okay, this one's called

high voltage passion. Amanda says my ex and I lived eight hours away from our hometown on our way to visit family. We're about 15 minutes from getting into town. And I was super in the mood. I told him to pull over so we can have a quickie before we got to my parents house. I love car sex. Right? Yeah. Well, he pulled off and parked by this huge canal that is known as the High Line, where we used to swim out when we were teens. They now have huge electrical towers going down the High Line dirt roads.

So when we got out and started to wham bam. Thank you, ma'am. I kept getting shocked, but it felt good at the same time. When we were done, he asked me if it felt like I was getting shocked. And I told him yes. He said he was too and it felt amazing. When I went in to kiss him after we got shocked again, and realized the electricity from those towers were flowing through the ground, going through our feet and into our bodies causing us to shock each

other while we were having sex. It definitely was weird, but definitely felt really good in a memory. I was always I will always remember. That's kind of hot. I mean, that's like a king, right? They use like electrical stuff and everything like that. I mean, it's like rubbing your feet on the carpet and tapping some. See, that doesn't feel good to me, though. When I yeah, that doesn't. I wonder how it felt, though.

I wonder if it was like I wonder if it was like if it like vibrated almost Like tingly. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, cuz I like creams and stuff that make you tingly So like why I feel like I would be the same. Yeah. No, that's definitely a good memory story. Yeah story I like it. Yeah, I get a lot. Yeah. I like a lot. Yeah Oh, yeah, I don't know what I got. Hold on. I got a book. What'd she get? I don't know what I got one more. What do you got? I don't know what I got. Hold on, I gotta look. What you got? I don't know what I got. I don't know what I got. Give me those sentence.

Okay, I got one for you. This was in 2007-ish. I was at a house party and this is from Casey. I was at a house party with a group of friends that would rent a place for the weekend and throw a party. Everyone was hanging out naked in the pool. When I was hanging out, I noticed a new face. He was the only one in the pool wearing a bathing suit.

But I thought, oh, it's his first time. Maybe he's just shy or whatever. I should have known there was another reason, but I didn't at the time. Fast forward, he came up to me and was so cute and we were chatting and he asked if I wanted to go into one of the bedrooms. This sounds like a fucking swingers party.

I was tipsy and having fun so sure why not. We get in there start kissing took off our clothes and he asked me to get on top and that's when I noticed he only is about two inches went hard. In my head I was like um me on top is not going to work but he was insistent. I didn't want to hurt his feelings and leave so I sucked it up and got on top is not going to work, but he was insistent. I didn't want to hurt his feelings and leave, so I sucked it up and got on top. Thank God he was finished in about 30 seconds without even getting inside of me.

I couldn't get out of there fast enough. He never even got it in. Poor guy. Poor guy. Poor guy. God. Nothing he was on a micro penis. Or a guy or a guy or a guy. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing worse than a micro penis. Listen, man.

Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a man because like you're just. I know. Is there something you can do about that? There is penis enlargement enlargement. Yeah, you can get it longer. Really? What do they do? I don't know how it works, though. They give you like an extension. There's shots that you can take. There. Really? What do they do? I don't know how it works though. They give you like an extension There's shots that you can take there's like bunch of stuff. It was at gas stations There's an implant that you can have yeah dad is wild yeah

I'd be a pumper I think that's what you have to do when you get an implant. You have to pump it up Yeah, it's like a button that you have to pump it up in there. God. I just heard this story yesterday while Dustin was on the phone with Jason about this guy who tried to use a penis pump but like he was already too big.

He was like a corn cob he said and his nickname's corn cob. Cause it was like coming out the other end. He couldn't even get it to like pump. Yeah. I overheard that conversation. Where's he at? Momo needs him. Yeah. Well, he's like 70.

Oh God. Why is corn cob swinging like that, dude? God, I can't stop. What is up with Jason and the people that he fucking knows and talks to? I'm starting to question Jason. OK. What in the fuck? I'm crying.

And on that note, we're out of here. Popo Bob has got the hog. I got to go. See you guys next week. Bye.