Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Pepper Spray Puss

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

Bunnie Xo and the Coven are back with another unfiltered Ask, Tell, Confess—and this one gets wild. From chaotic dating stories to jaw-dropping confessions, nothing is off limits. One listener shares a pepper spray situation that somehow turns into a hookup, while Hailee recounts her own accidental pepper spray incident at a hookah bar that had everyone shook. The group dives into secrets about relationships, honesty, and addiction, reacting in real time to some of the most shocking submissions yet. If you love messy, real, and completely unfiltered conversations—this episode delivers.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, welcome back. How's everybody doing? We're doing. Yeah. For the past 10 years on my Instagram, that's how Ask Tell Confess was created, was I literally have always put up a question box and had people submit their, like, you know,

their asks, their tells or their confesses. And I started doing this like 10 years ago and then we decided to make it a clip on the podcast. Because it was just. Every Sunday I looked forward to this series on your stories. Yeah. It was so wild. While.

People were willing to tell you. But looking back now that I do it on my stories, do you feel the same that, do you think people genuinely don't know that you can see who submits it? Yeah, I'm not sure. Because some of the shit that people submit out or they just feel safe and they don't care. They know we're not going to like out them, you know? Like the other day I put something up and this person, I didn't even realize it before I put it up because I was like, oh wait, I can't keep that up. That could become a fucking

headline. I admitted that like this big, I don't even know what to call. Can we bleep this? The dude who invented, who who did his wife. They submitted a tell and it was them saying, you know, led me on and told me that he wasn't married and he lied to me. He lied to me that he wasn't married and he lied to me. or something like that. And so I had put that up and I was like, well, this sounds like a conversation you need to have with his wife. Because I was like sticking up for her. But at the same time,

I was like, oh, fuck. Sometimes I forget where we are in life. And I was like, God, that could create so many problems. So I just took the whole fucking thing. And who knows if that's true because we know now. Right. Exactly. And I hate that we have to doubt people and their stories.

But it's like what's being done to us right now is like, true. You know, you never know. And people need cold hard facts. But unfortunately, people don't need cold hard facts to believe things. They believe little excerpts of like, it's insane to me.

But yeah, so we, I've done Ask Tell Confess for the past 10 years. We've had some of the craziest confessions. And so this week, we brought it back old school and we asked Instagram, you know, to ask tell and confess. And you guys fucking delivered. I have so many. So many. Yeah.

They're kind of like, you know, some are short, some are long. So we'll try to get through as many as we can. But let's dive in and let's get into it. You want to kick it off memes? Sure. Okay. So some people ended up DM me in their stories because they were long and I let them know like, hey, if you can't fit it in the question box, just DM me.

And this person sent me this. I'm going to keep her anonymous. It says, I have a confession. I dated a guy years ago that lost a Super Bowl bet and got pepper sprayed with police grade mace. Well, later that night. he was going down on me and a few minutes in, my little lady was burning. Literally on fire, I started to freak out.

The thought of the mace lingering in his skin and then transferring to me had never even crossed my mind until it was too late. Thankfully, my girl made a full recovery and my taste in men has gotten slightly better, but I was pretty worried there for the first couple days. She got pepper spray on her puss? Yeah. Damn. Pepper spray puss is like one of the worst.

be the title of this ass, I'll confess. Yeah. Pepper spray puts. Like how on earth do you even get that out of your vagina? I can't imagine because like, isn't it like an oil? And it soaks into your skin and like it's supposed to like not come off for like a long time. That's horrific. Yeah.

That's really. That's brutal. I've only been pepper sprayed like once. Not direct. Haley, what the fuck? Wait, what? Not directly. I was at a hookabar.

This is like 2016. That checks. And it was. the like room next to us but there was a window into the room I was in and I started I was always like the DJ in the the room that everyone would be ever changed in a fucking hookabar is this it's called tabooch good days it's no longer there anymore but I was on the ox all the time like I just had the ox I wasn't like DJ chill right right no I know that's what I'm saying that makes it worse no no one ever like knew it was me and I would love when people would be like

This is a fire-ass song. I'd be in the corner like, like, yeah, that's me. But anyway, I was playing music, and then I started coughing. And I was like, this is embarrassing. Like, I feel like I'm choking. And no one else was coughing.

And, like, you know when you're, like, really, like, choking and you're like, you're trying to be cool? Yeah. Yeah. You keep swallowing and drinking water. I was trying to do that. Just keep trying to, like, chug water and stuff.

I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Then I noticed someone across the room started coughing. And then someone else started coughing. And I was like, What's going on? I was like, okay, it's not just me. And then all of a sudden, like, someone ran in and said everyone, like, get out. And then, like, I went through that room.

And it was like for me to be gagging, like, a room away. Like, I couldn't imagine that in my vagina. Okay. The way my fucking OCD is set up, if I'm in a hookah bar smoking and I start coughing and then the person across from me starts coughing and then that person, we're OD in on fentanyl. She said, I would have literally, not me. I would have literally freaked the fuck out.

I don't even think I knew what that was back then. I just, I had no, I thought I was getting sick. So you didn't panic when you started coughing. No one else. I did. And then you saw other people coughing. You were like, what's this isn't like? I did. But like, I didn't say anything out loud. She can't make, she can't make a scene. Are you kidding me? But here's the thing. I love Haley. She, you know what my husband said the other day? I forgot what we were talking about. But I was like, yeah, we were talking about you. And I forgot what it was. And I said, Haley is scared of her own shadow. She would never do something like that. He goes, can't tell. some of the places that she goes to. I used to go to. I don't go there now. I forget what you're

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Haley had a panic attack going to get her car fixed yesterday. Exactly. I had to call the mechanic to get the update because they weren't coming in. And he said, yeah, I discussed that with her. I said, okay, but I need you to break it down for me. So he like gave me the whole. I just said, okay, thanks. I'll just sit here waiting.

She said, she'll just sit and wait. I was fine waiting. I just don't like, I don't know. I'm going to call and be like, hey, man, hurry the fuck up. No, because like, what if that like, I don't know. I don't want to hurt their feelings. I text, Taley. I said, I put a rush on it.

I felt like my mom was like calling into the school to like ask a teacher or something. And I was just like sitting there. I can't panic the mechanic left there. And I'm like, I need you to speed this up. You find so much better at that, though. I feel like. That was a big girl mom. and order her own food. We'd have to order it for her.

I've been like that since I was little though. I don't know why. Bailey used to be like that too. And now she's, I couldn't imagine. Yeah. Not me either. We didn't have that luxury of not being able to not be fucking grown men in our lives. We are the grown men. Yeah. Okay, this one is, I don't even know what this one is, but we'll just read it. When I was younger, I waited, oh, this is a tell. When I was younger, I waited tables at a nice restaurant and I waited on a super rude Canadian couple. They had a big dinner,

baked stuffed lobsters that take over an hour to cook. They didn't leave a tip and then had the nerve to ask for a refill on their drink. So I sucked on their ice cubes and spit them back in their drinks. Sorry, not sorry. Basically, don't be rude and nasty to people that handle your food and drinks. I think that was a confess. Yeah. Yeah. That was a confessing. Yeah. Oh, she just. So you don't get ice at places. You guys know how I feel about that shit.

I'm sorry. I don't care how mad you are at somebody. Do not mess with people's food. It's so wrong. It is like next level wrong, especially when you are in a position of having a responsibility to serve people. I get it. Like, fuck them for not tipping you.

They had lobster, all that jazz. But tipping is not required. you know and when you sign up to be a waitress because I was a waitress I get it when you sign up to be a waitress you're going to get some of those tables so and it's also not a cultural thing in other places yeah like even when we went to Europe they don't tip there nope like and they're like yo don't tip like it's almost insulting some people said like I know not everyone feels like that in Europe but some people are like it's insulting you feel like we can't survive off of what we have and I'm like oh my God

It was so weird for us not to tip everyone. Yeah. Oh, I was like, no. Is there not a tip option? I was like, can you take it? What's your cash app? They're like, yeah, they're like, absolutely not. But at the same time, you're going to run into assholes in every sort of environment of work that you're in.

You can't just, to me, that's kind of throwing a temper tantrum. Yeah. You know, and it's not okay. And you mess with their food without them knowing. No. Because you would never want that done to you. Yeah. You know, like if somebody did.

that to you, you would raise hell. I don't get how people can be mean to like people that make your food. Like why are you? And in general too, like why are you mean to them? Yeah. Yeah, I could never. And that's also a great point is like when you go to a restaurant, don't be fucking rude. Be nice to people.

Yeah, you can't. Because everybody, we're all going through some shit, man. Yeah, I don't send feedback. I'll order something else. You know, I love the meme that shows like there's like fucking 200 people on the on the picture. and each person is going through something and it describes what they're going through.

Like that is literally everyday life. You're walking past a person who is probably losing their father to cancer. Another person is failing a math class. Another person is having a breakdown because they're being bullied. You know, like you never know what people are going through. That is making them one rude. And I'm not making excuses for dickheads because there just are some people who are entitled. But you also never know what somebody is going through on both ends of the spectrum as the server and as the customer.

I remember someone asked if I miss doing hair and I said I miss hair. I don't miss being a hairstylist because that point exactly, imagine going into work every day and you have to ride an emotional roller coaster every single day because the first person who came in could be losing their dad but the next one could have gotten engaged. And you have to have sorrow for the first person and you have to be just as excited for the second person with their engagement. And you can't bleed one appointment onto the next because that's not fair. Yeah. So you have to. How would happen so much with me. You have to literally ride that emotional roller coaster every single day.

And mine was like, you had at least like a few hours each person. Mine was every 45 minutes, it would be a mood switch. So like I would come home and I would be more mentally exhausted than I was like physically exhausted. And it's just it's a lot. You're a therapist literally. No, that's I got my nail license, which I think that part didn't even make it in the book. But I got my nail license and I started doing nails at a salon. and I hated it. Yeah. All the women wanted to do was gossip and I just couldn't, by the third client, I was just like, I don't fucking care what you have to say. I don't want to talk about it, you know? And then you got to like sit next to someone who tells the same story all day long because

if they're excited about something in their life. I was sad because like everyone would apologize. Like as soon as they sat in my seat, they would apologize for like, oh, sorry, my skin looked so bad. I was so sorry. I have such like dark circles. Like it was very negative about appearances. And that would literally bleed on to me.

Like that would make me look at myself more and stuff. Like everyone always apologize first. And I'd always have to tell them like, girl, I don't even see anything. Like you're perfect because it would be. You do that with me too. And I'll be like, shut up. I'm looking at it right now.

It's things I don't see at all. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like you're fine. But it's like people that see themselves, you see yourself every day. And other people don't. Yeah.

So we are our worst critics too. All right, go ahead. Hey. Okay. I don't have the same following as you guys. So I maybe have like two. You're fine. I have a whole different following.

But one girl that I'd like to remain anonymous and you'll know why. When I first got my period at 11, I was terrified to use a tampon. My flow was so heavy, I finally had to. So I did and then got in the shower. A few minutes later, I'm bleeding everywhere and panicking. I run to my mom and she asked which hole I put it in. I said the second one She looked horrified

Next thing I know I'm knees to chest On the bathroom floor while she's laughing Turns out I put it in my ass Are you fucking kidding me? The quietness is killing me right now Okay Is she put a tampon up her ass? Yeah she was 11

I feel so bad that her mom didn't walk her through Her first tampon experience She didn't give her the book You know that white book with the girls And like the towels on it Yeah How to take care of you kind of book. That or even like, dude, you can't hand a kid a tampon and then.

At that age. So the first time I put a tampon in, I didn't put it up my ass, but I put the entire cartridge in. I put the entire. And I was like, this hurts. My girlfriends were like, why does it hurt so bad? And I was like, I just put it all in. They're like, no, you have to do it. And then they taught me how to do it. But like, moms, please teach your kids how to put tampons in. Also, why are we putting tampons in so early? At 11, yeah, that's crazy. That's kind of crazy to expect your daughter to know what to do. Yeah.

I think I started with pads for a while. It took me a while to get in tampons. You know what I learned, though, tampon, or just so parents know this, tampons can actually. No, they can actually pop your cherry. Oh, I didn't know that. I do know they're toxic. All of them, even the organic ones. I don't even wear tampons now.

I won't wear them. And I only wore them for, you know. Yeah, I switched a period underwear because of you. And I have noticed the past two periods have been shorter because I have done the period, just like free bleeding. Like it, sorry, hi, me. I have sisters. So I know.

Raised by mom. But yeah, like I've noticed a different, like I don't cramp as bad. And it's not as long. And I'm like, I wonder if that's from using tampons. All the ingredients that are in tampons. The tampons are so bad for you. They make your, they make your, They make you cramp way worse, and they also extend your periods.

Yeah. I love my period underwear. Yeah. No, they're the best. The rail brand, I don't know. I got my own Amazon. I love it. You change my life with those.

Turn around and walk around fat and sassy and my little fucking free bleeding panties. It's a sight to see. I love it. I love it. I love it. A little diaper. Do you think guys, if we were bleeding once a month, like y'all, do you think we take care of it or just kind of like not care like we do about everything?

You would not care. They'd be some nasty hose. They would be nasty little crab buckets. I'd be like little piles everywhere. Yeah. Dingleberries of blood. You guys would be trying to wipe it off with toilet paper. Oh, God,

do dabbing it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think men would, could handle having periods. Look what happened when we did the period. That was, can we bring that back on this?

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Porn Daddy and Girl opening the door but naked at the resort. What? I worked at a resort. I was doing night audit, which means I was closing the previous day and opening up the new day for the following morning. At midnight, I was working on closing the previous day rooms. I had to post all movies to the accounts for the according rooms. You can always tell. who is watching regular movies, family movies, horror, action, romance, and who's watching porn.

There was one room that had charged six porn movies to their room. They watched the whole porn show they ordered for everyone. I can also tell that from my side. Clearly, they were going at it. As I'm closing out, the room calls downstairs asking for lotion and a toothbrush. What? Lotion, fine, toothbrush? Hoping the toothbrush had nothing to do with any type of foreplay, but hey, to each their own.

I was trying to figure out the best way to get the toothbrush and the lotion to the room because I'm a small petite woman working a night shift on her own. Plus, I didn't feel like potentially getting traumatized by whatever is happening up there. I tried to convince him saying, I have the items ready at the front desk for pickup. He said he couldn't leave the room at the moment, wouldn't say why, even though I knew exactly why as the last video purchase was approximately 30 seconds ago. I told him I couldn't leave the front desk and attended. He still insisted he couldn't come down.

I then said, okay, I'll bring it up quickly. As I approached the hallway from the elevator, I could hear weird noises. Immediately I knew as I got closer to the room that called down for the lotion and the toothbrush, I tried to figure out how to get out of this. But there was no good way. I knocked on the door, called out,

it's the front office. A man answered the door smiling butt naked, boner and all. He was sweaty and winked at me. I had no idea what to do because everywhere you looked was traumatizing. Girl on her knees with come on her face. What the fuck? Girl on the bed, ass facing the door.

Fully naked, cooter and butthole burnt into the eyes. He said, thanks with a smile and a wink and shut the door. I turned and asked myself, what the fuck is the toothbrush for? I got down to the front desk and went to the log request for the lotion and toothbrush for this room and inventory. He had previously asked for seven loopholes. lotions, three toothbrushes prior to the phone call with me that night, all for the same evening. RIP to any girl that was for play for her.

What that? They were probably doing drugs. That's why they were using the toothbrush for something. What's the toothbrush for? I don't know. No floss? Just the toothbrush. I don't know.

That's just my guess. I feel like it's going in him. Oh, maybe he liked a little. Why would you need four of them? You'd throw them out after you're done. Put them together. All four of them? Oh.

Up the whole, up the old keyster. Which end? I don't know. I don't know. Like every other toothbrush is upside down. Dude, I got a toothbrush stuck in my throat one time and it was fucked up. Bunny, what the hell?

We were throwing a digital. party at my house and my friend Steve, Steve Kirsch, shout out to old Hershey Kirsch if he ever listens to this. Um, fucking him and I think him and Tasha were hooking up. What? What a horrible nickname. Hershey Kirchee Kirchee is insane. Um, who fucking I've always nicknamed to everybody, dude. I think I called his brother Rich Hershey Kirschirscher because he used to shit all the time or had skin marks or something. I don't know. I'll have to call Rich while we're online one day. Crazy.

Anyways, I think him and Tasha were hooking up in my parents' bed and I went in the room because I was like, I was trying to go to sleep and I was like, wait, I need to get something like my toothbrush or something. I don't know what I was doing in my parents' room and fucking I was brushing my teeth and Steve came up behind me and pushed me on the bed like joking around. And when I went, I hit the bed and the toothbrush went straight in the back of my throat. I had to reach and pull it out of the back of my throat. My throat was bleeding. Deep throat at a toothbrush.

Didn't even mean to. That's a final destination scene. Yeah, that is terrifying. Yeah. Wait, I have a confession about that. A toothbrush? About going to the back of the throat. Oh, no.

A toothbrush going to the back of the throat? This says how a blowjob sent me to the ER. Oh, my gosh. When I was in a university, I had a boyfriend, and we were spending one of the nights together, at his parents' house. When I started to go down on him, he started to push my head down, and all of a sudden, I felt a pop.

Then I felt something dangling in the back of my throat, and I couldn't swallow. No. I went to the bathroom and noticed that my mouth was filled with blood. I tried seeing what was bleeding, but I couldn't tell. He brought me to the ER. Thank God I'm in Canada, because this would have been mortifying to pay for.

About three weeks prior, I had strep throat and had taken a round of antibiotics. turned out that it had caused a hematoma in the back of my throat and when my boyfriend's dick pushed up against it it bursted in my mouth oh my god the doctor then had to remove it what the fuck is a hematoma she sent a picture a blood blister yeah that's rough i don't want to fucking see it either i don't show it to me i'll fucking throw up oh i don't want to fucking see that i don't see it. Don't care. Nope. Nope. I mean, I care. I don't care to see the picture, though. Yeah. All right. Well, that was spicy. Interesting. Let's read a couple more. I have like quick ones,

too. Another anonymous. I met a guy online who claimed he was separated from his wife. After hooking up with him and a few times, it became apparent. He was cheating on his wife. He owned a business in which he cleaned commercial range hoods. So I went to a gay day dating site and made a fake profile with his information and his picture saying he wasn't out yet but was looking for guys and included his phone number saying when calling to say they were looking to get their hoods clean. That's fucking funny. That's a good karma.

That's funny. Yeah, I love that. That is funny. That's classy. That was good. It's like such an inconvenience. It's not like going to ruin his life, but it's such an inconvenience. Yeah.

I wonder if anyone ever called and he like showed up and. I was like, whoa, what is that? Yeah. Butt naked asking for teeth brushes. Butt plugs and shit, just in a backpack. That's funny. That is great. All right, I got some, I got a couple right here.

In love with hubby's best friend who I grew up with, he introduced us 10 years later and regret it all. So I'm guessing she probably hooked up with the hubby's best friend. Or is she saying 10 years later? No, her, because it's her best friend. Wait. It's hubby's best friend. It's hubby's best friend.

He introduced us. It's been 10 years. Later, regret it all. Do you regret the relationship with your husband or did you mess around with the best friend? More context. Yeah, we need more context. You're going to have to DM us that. That's crazy.

It seems like after 10 she regrets. That's what it seems like. She said she grew up with him, but she's in love with him. And the 10 years passed and she regrets it. That's how I understood it. Well, she said it's hubby's best. best friend who I grew up with. Okay, gotcha. Yeah. So maybe she's thinking she should have married him instead. Yeah. Gotcha. I just found out my boyfriend of three years has a porn

addiction and is talking to people on chat rooms, but we haven't had sex or anything in a hundred plus days help. I mean, I think you know your answer, sister. It's like, what are you willing to put up with? What is your final straw of being, of saying like, hey, I can't. do this anymore. Yeah. And trying to compete with a porn addiction is you're never going to win. No. There's no way.

It's like an understanding they need to have. It feels like there's not a lot of communication there. Yeah. No communication. And he's in chat rooms. The chat rooms like, girl. He has a porn addiction, but not having sex with you. That doesn't add up.

It does. No. There's a lot of men who have porn addictions who will not have sex with their significant others because fantasy. It's easier to just whack off than to, you know, relate to another human or engage with another human.

Yeah. I don't know, sister. That's a hard one. You're probably going to need to, one, speak up. Yes. And set boundaries. And if he crosses those boundaries, which he probably will because you can't just get over a porn addiction like that. You have to really want to get over it. And if you're giving him an

ultimatum to get over it, it's not him really wanting to fix himself. So you know, set your boundaries. And then if he crosses, is that boundary and gets caught, then you, you, whatever the consequences that you told him it would be, you need to follow through with that. I also feel like people use the word porn addiction, like so loosely. They apply it to literally anything. I've had like, co-workers in the past be like, my husband's addicted. And they'll be like, yeah, he watched it like one time this week.

And I'm like, I feel like there's a difference in porn addiction. Right. Like our, what is it called when they're in the, remember I wanted to cover it on the podcast? What is that called where they're literally just whacking off all day in the room. Yes. You know what I'm talking about? You know, I know what I feel. What I consider a porn addiction. Yes.

Like you literally can't do anything else. Like, because there's literally porn addiction people who are like doing it at work and like hiding in closets doing this kind of shit. But like if your husband whacked off once a week, then fuck. Yeah. Like,

you're doing great. Yeah. If your husband's only watching porn one time, which I don't, I don't know. I don't really have. a problem with porn. I think everybody watches it. And I know that some people are like, well, it's against the Bible. I don't, I don't, you know, like, I don't know enough about that to even

comment on that. But, you know, growing up in the industry, if you have a man that's only watching porn one time, that's your really, you're doing great. You're doing great, sweetie. Yeah, I even, I remember her when she said it was like one time that week. I was like, my face probably showed it all. I was like kind of like, yeah. That's what you're worried about. Yeah.

Watch it with them. If he's watching it once a week, watch it with them. Yeah. Make it part of your routine. Yeah. Have fun with it or, you know, like, I don't know.

Haley, would you let a dude watch your little spicy 80s porn with you? If he wanted to. What if he was really into the same kind of porn? I don't know because you guys know I'm traumatized by a guy watching porn next to me when I was asleep. Yeah, but he was hiding.

Yeah. I meant like it was like part of your guys is like I'm never done that too I don't know yeah would you be open to it no because I feel like that's my thing yeah like how cool you could share it with someone she's like I like to nestle in and watch 80s bush leave me alone yeah by myself all right let's get through some of these because I have so many of them my mom died six months ago she took to the grave a five-year affair that my and that my dad's not my bio-dad. No. That's fucking hurtful.

That's really sad. I don't like when parents do stuff like that, man. Like you have to, have to, have to tell your kids where they came from. Even if it kills you, even if you're embarrassed, even if the circumstances are not great, you still need to tell your child where they come from because if not they're going to find out. Well, that doesn't like any health problems too. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. I mean, but just it's traumatic to not know who your other parent is. It happened to my friend. She did the DNA swab and found out she's the youngest. So the two older were the parents, which means the mom had the affair with the last child. And she found out in her 20s. One time a dude titty fucked me, then cleaned me up. with Clorax wipes.

I joked on my spit. What? It just came in. Not the chlorox wipes. The bleach. Okay. That's wild to just like bleach someone down. Didn't have a regular towel.

At least it wasn't pepper spray. Oh. Maybe he thought they were baby wipes. Okay. Could be. There. He said it says blinge. You can smell the difference.

Who just laid there and lit? him cleaner up with your carlox wipes. Like you're getting your diaper changed. What the hell? Wipe to come off you. I would not want a man to wipe me. Not me either. That would feel so weird.

Get itked out. That would be a little weird. I mean, I've had dudes do it to me before, but like that I'm in long-term relationships with. But a wipe. Throw a towel on me. Yeah.

Like I will clean myself up. Yeah. I usually am the one who's going to get the towel to clean up because I just, I can't lay there and. all that, you know. How should I deal with my mom hating my partner? Everyone else in my life accepts him. Why does she hate him?

Yeah, we need more context. Yeah, why she hates him? We would need to know why. I mean, like, is she being mean? Is she being jealous? Or is she coming from a standpoint of like, this dude's not good for you. And I can see right through him.

Yes. I'm not really who never likes anybody and just can see right through him. Yeah. Every dude that she brings right. You've never, I don't like you've ever liked any dude I brought around. And, but look how they've all turned out. Yeah. Yeah.

Poor, poor, really. It's all right. I do feel like moms like, you know, growing up, I never could understand my mom. I'm like always, uh, if I wanted to make like a career change or do something dramatic in life, it was always like, here's all the negative stuff. But really that's the equivalent after like me doing something dangerous on a playground and her saying be careful. Yeah.

Just the adult version of someone saying, be careful. Yeah, that's it. So maybe she's just doing it out of love. I got pregnant by a threesome with my man at the time and my best friend. Wait, two dudes, one girl, two girls, one guy. Yeah, I'm assuming, yeah. Oh, so it's a, I mean, get up a journey, Jess. Yeah.

I mean, at least you guys were, it was all consensual, so you can't say that you were cheating. At least it's either A or B. Right. Right. You don't got other letters. Yeah, exactly. Via ancestry test found out my 60-year-old aunt is not my grandpa's daughter. That's crazy.

These families, bro. More families that are just not fucking, that are, that's traumatic. You're inflicting trauma on your children by not being honest about where they came from. And then having to find out from another. The hard way. Yeah. Her family, my friend's family disowned her. because she brought the family secret to light.

Wow. That's right. On the family. Yeah, literally. I'm like, that's y'all's a fucking problem. So sad. I've lied about my body count. Last one.

I've lied about my body count. I've done group stuff before. Tested clean. I'm just ashamed. Ashamed. Don't be ashamed. Don't be ashamed. Don't be sure.

We've all been trying. We're all retired hoes. Yeah. I just got a hat that says that. I love it. Tired ho. Yeah. All right.

Well, those are good. I have pages more of those. So we can. So many. We'll save them for next week. Yep. Let's do them next week. Let's do them next week.

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