Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Red Flags & Glory Holes

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the gals dive into wild dating tales—think a hilarious Craigslist ad gone wrong and a disastrous first date that somehow involved a needle, an IV pole, and a blown tire. They also unpack the surprising history of glory holes, swap notes on dating red flags, and reflect on how past relationships shape the present. Bunnie opens up about her nine-year marriage and her husband’s dream of coaching football. Things wrap up on a playful note with a chat about nicknames for “tricks” and the art of keeping self-control in check.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello, Fran. Hello, Fran. Welcome to ask tell come down how was it? It was nice

I'm going to go longer yeah I could have that's what she said that you can go longer that's what he said that's what she said that's what they all said all said.

All right so we did another test to see some of you guys's most horrible dating stories and you guys definitely delivered this one but before we get into that I had this one save that I wanted to tell last week because I thought it was fucking hilarious has nothing to do with dating but it's really so fucking funny give it give it I'm ready you guys ready I am seeking somebody who will let me chase them age and gender doesn't matter you can be real old or a lady or black as long as you can go real fast what it doesn't matter

when it happens inside or outside but you have to be fun to chase you can't be on a bike because it's cheating i want the chasing to last a long time and i want to be sweaty but i have to catch you in the end if i don't catch you then you won't get paid but you can't let me catch you and be easy about it and if you do you will not get paid After the chasing, you should say something to me like, good running, or you're very fast, and give me a high five, a one-handed high-five or both-hands high-five, not because I told you to, but because you think it. Afterwards, you should post a picture of me on your Facebook and make me the, and make the picture of the captions say, he caught me. Let me know. Thanks. That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. Yeah. I thought it was inspiring.

I'm scared. I thought it was inspiring. I loved it. I thought that was almost like, I thought it was almost like poetry. It was so good, right? It was so.

Off putting. I can't. Okay. I just had to read. I've been saving that forever, but that was an actual Craigslist ad that somebody had posted on Craigslist back in the day. It makes so much sense that it was on Craigslist.

Got it. All right. Can we bring Craigslist back? It gives Craigslist vibes. You remember when the, like, the working girls would be paid by roses? Yes. So, like, I forget. She said, I liked lots of roses.

I was never had, I never got on Craigslist. Okay, Craigslist was like the best thing in the entire world because it was a little bit of everything. You could buy a couch or a woman. Okay. Or meetups. You could meet up in a car. If you wanted to post right now, hey, I'm going to be at Walmart at 445 and I want

a fuck somebody show up someone's showing up 10 people are showing up somebody's fucking you know what's happening and they don't care like are if there's somebody who's like my fantasy is to have a glory hole somebody will be like you just raise your hand no I said thought you raised your hand I was like agreeing with it okay no that you're going to get a glory hole no somebody's going to write you back and say there's a glory hole at the wall in this bar meet you there. Do you know what a glory hole is? Yeah.

To hold, then you don't know what's on the other side. Can you imagine the restraint you would have to have to be the dick sucker on the other side? I'd push it out and then like look through to see him. What did he just fucking bit it? And you would never know who fucking bit your dick off. You know what I'm saying? Like you would never know. It's like the movie teeth.

You would never know. The cop's going to be like, who bit your dick off? You're like, I don't know. I stuck it in a hole. You could literally take a knife and just, bro. You could inject somebody with something. I wonder if like, you know, like a revenge type thing. Where did glory holes fucking originate from?

Should we ask chat? That's just crazy to me. Like where the fuck did they even originate? I think this was like a long time ago though. Like I truly feel like glory holes have been around a significant amount of time. Hey, Sunny. I would put one in a pyramid. Hey there.

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That's shipstation.com slash bunny. Ah, well, that's definitely a bit of a colorful history question. So the concept of glory holes actually goes back quite a long time in history and they seem to have appeared in places like public bathhouses as early as, you know, the early 20th century or even before. They're one of those things that kind of originated underground in various subcultures and then just became more known over time. So it's a bit of a quirky piece of history. Would you ever stick your wiener in a glory hole? Well, that's definitely a pretty personal question. Oh my God, I'm going to talk about that. Can I help you with something else? No, it's all right. We just wanted to know

we're a glory. Who was there ever a famous glory hole? Yeah, no worries at all. it's always okay to be curious. As for a famous glory hole, well, they're not exactly the kind of thing that gets official fame, but some places have a bit of an underground reputation. For example, some adult venues or certain nightclubs in big cities

have had kind of a notorious reputation over the decades, but it's more like urban legends than any officially famous spot. So it's definitely a quirky bit of subcultural trivia. I love her. that question yeah yeah PR trained I get it yeah yeah I love it I have a Craigslist story so Jason had Jason cut this if you don't want me talking about it Jason's Jason do not cut this doesn't involve your fucking history is to be exploited always so Jason had like what was like an uncle

like a gay uncle and it was an actual uncle but like a close enough friend that he called uncle And when he would come visit, they would like stay at a hotel. And Jason was like, oh, he's going to go work Craigslist. And I was like, what do you mean? He's going to work Craigslist. He was really into meeting truckers on the road. And he found he would find them on Craigslist and go get fucked. Yeah.

Lots of truckers find sex on the road. A lot of gay truckers. Huh? A lot of gay truckers. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A lot of them.

Yeah, that was, like, the place to be Craigslist. Sorry, I just burped in your ear, Jaime. Okay, good. I'm going through it over here, guys. Well, I didn't mean to get the whole Craigslist thing going, but I just had to tell you guys. It was beautiful. Well, I don't have a Craigslist story. Okay.

All right. Go ahead. So you've got, we've got worse dates, right? Yeah. After you read yours, I feel like we need to read the text that Tosh got about. Oh, fuck. I got to call her and ask for permission. What happened to exploiting?

listen Jason knows how we operate but I got to ask her please okay well oh yeah yeah no I'll get it she just sent them to me the other day too because I didn't get a chance to read them to Jay all right go ahead all right this lady went on a walk on the beach of lake Michigan for their first date stepped on a used needle buried in the sand brought it and her to the hospital walking into the hospital her date was hit in the head by a swinging IV pole. He got six stitches in his head. I got a whole panel of labs to test for everything on the way home. He ran over a nail and the entire blue. We didn't go on another date, but became pretty good friends and still laugh about it almost 30 years later. What? Okay, new fucking

fear unlocked. That's also like final destination. That's fucking needle in the beach. That's why I don't take my shoes off on the beach. You didn't know that? No, bitch. How would I know that? No, I just meant like a lot of like the beaches back home. Like my mom and dad, when I was a kid that was like so known like you don't just tromp through there because there's needles in the beach i've never heard of that in my entire life okay well santa cruz apparently has a lot of godly that is so scary oh my god i thought that was common knowledge just realized i did not no no no i didn't know that but what a scary thing anything could be in the beach like anything could be in the sand and the ocean too have you seen the sandworms no oh you haven't seen sand

No. I don't want to. No, thank you. That doesn't exist. No. Not in my universe. Do they go in through your feet? Oh, no.

They're like giant. People pull them up out of the same. Are you kidding? I'm finding a video. Old. Oh, son of a fuck. Absolutely not. I feel like that was a very dramatic pullout.

They're going to be like this big and she's going to be like, it was like a water hose. Yeah. Chworms. Excuse me? Hold on. It keeps going. Yeah, can you see that? Why? What's their purpose?

I don't know. I need beaches. Don't like that. Don't like it at all, bro. No, go ahead, memes. You're next. My Craigslist story still trumps everything. It did because that was fantastic.

This is, okay. Yeah, I don't know how you beat that. this one says that this was a quick and I'm this was quick and easy but this one said that there was one time she went on a date and uh I was asked to leave the restaurant because he was crying when his ex walked in when I started this podcast it was just me and Mimi figuring it out as we went we were wearing all the hats editing marketing scheduling it was exciting but honestly overwhelming and kind of lonely at times if we had Shopify back then, it would have saved us so many freaking headaches. It's like having a business partner

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Are you kidding? Why were you asked to leave? Because he was crying so much. So they were asked to leave, both of them. Oh, I thought she was just asked to leave. Why are we crying? Why are we crying? Because his ex walked in.

Oh, okay, okay. Sorry, I'm slow. I feel like, one, that's a fucking huge red flag. Like, if your dude is, it cries at the side of seeing his ex, like, leave, run. Yeah, like, save him. never talk to that man again. The majority of these men aren't over their exes anyways. Like,

hell no. No matter how much. If a man, if you go on a date with a man and the first thing he says to you is my ex is crazy, he's not over her. Nope. He is still in love with her. Run as fast as you fucking can.

A thousand percent. That man, one, is fucking probably, I hate using the term, but probably a fucking just narcissist. And two, literally will always. is just, if that girl wants him back, well, it's just going to be a love triangle. Yeah.

Absolutely. I'm so thankful, Jason and I had, like, really crazy breakups right before meeting. Like, crazy breakups that just, like, made us fall for each other even harder. I feel like it was, it was traumatic. That sounds fucking terrible. It was great.

You guys trauma bonded? Yeah, it was kind of like a trauma bond almost, but, like, in a great way. It was like, we were able to compare how crazy our exes actually were, like, but in legitimate ways. like both of our exes were fucking psychotic humans and we bonded over the fact that we were good humans that found each other over the fact our exes were so crazy. Jessica said,

so picture it's Sicily 20 and something penthouse overlooking the beach. Rose petals all over the place with the sounds of 90s usher playing. Oh, it's perfect for this fucking ending. In the background, y'all just reached climax and boom. he says oh by the way i have herpes but i'm being treated and i wore a condom because i love you has herpes so it's only fitting bleep that out but that it's like a huge rumor that like is very vocal about how he has herpes i don't know if it's true or not but give it a goo wow yeah i need to know whether that's true ask chat i'm not asking chat about i don't care about

fucking loins okay that is not on the top of my to do list but yeah so one glad he wore a condom but two very scary that he didn't tell you that before yeah i understand we live in fucking a world where you know shit happens and people have you know incurable STDs if you have an incurable STD you need to share that with your partner though isn't it illegal not to share with somebody i think so i think so i think it's very because i remember that incident that happened with you with that guy, he found out that he had an STD after it. Like, like, thank God.

No, no, I know. Thank God you never met him because that could have been one of those situations where the guy never told you. Yeah. And that has to be illegal. I hope that's illegal. These dudes be out here dirty dicking it left and right. So you just got to be careful. Dirty dicking. Just strap up. No matter what, strap up. Yeah. It doesn't feel better without it. Don't just put it on. To me, I don't think

condoms really make that much of a difference. I think that's such an excuse. Jaime. I do. You don't like them? No, no. It was just raw, not all the time.

Not all the time. So I have a question. Is it that it doesn't feel good to you or that you don't feel as close to them? I mean, it'd be. Never really thought about it. I just.

I want to go with B? What about you? Hi, Mae. it feel different? It definitely feels different, but yeah, I mean, wear one. Somebody told me that wearing a condom, somebody told me one time, wearing a condom is the equivalent of taking a shower with a coat on, with a rain coat on.

Wait, stop. It's like wearing a poncho at Universal. Yeah, yeah. Literally. How do condoms feel for men? I mean, if you still feel the warmth, you just doesn't feel that slimy in there, I guess. Slimy is a bad word. It doesn't feel as wet, wet and warm.

Yeah, inviting. Yes, it's very inviting without it. Yeah. Gotcha. But I never considered what you said with the whole emotional attachment with no condom. I never even thought. Yeah.

Interesting. Should we cut that part? No. Is that a little too deep? No, I like it. Yeah. I could never imagine like just fucking around in my 20s. Like I, like mind.

I would have never had a mindset like that ever. Ever. I mean, I was a teenager. I met him when I was a teenager. So my whore days were like very young. Started later. I did not. I haven't stopped. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Totally kidding. I'm married now going on a fucking decade. Dude, our anniversary is this month. Like what? Nine years with that guy.

Like, come on, dude. Fucking. Can you believe it? Old. The role locked me down, bro. Like, who would have thought? If there's anyone to do it, it was going to be him. Yeah. Well, it's because I'm scared of him. He's the only man that I'm scared of.

Literally. He is the only man that I'm like, okay, whatever you say. Yeah. No, I love that man, though. But I can't believe nine years. Long fucking time. Mm-hmm. Every anniversary, I ask my husband, though.

I'm like, are we really doing this again? You know, like, are we doing this? and he's always like yes you fucking weird bitch stop asking me this every year we still good every year i'm like listen this is your time to exit anytime you want to go just let me that that's me i'm like hey do you still like me or you hate me yeah yeah literally like this is this is make or break which one do you want to do and he's always like let's fucking do it he's like now he just answers me and is like yes baby this is forever you know whereas before he'd be like let's do another three years and i'd be like let's do another three years and i'd be like let's

Let's do one and see how it goes. And he'd be like, let's do another five. And I'd be like, okay, fine. Have you guys made a new plan? Like a new, like five year? No, we're kind of flying by the state of our pants right now because he's jelly sea crest. So I think we have indirectly made another five year plan,

but it involves babies and settling down. And he fucking has decided he wants to coach fucking football. And I'm like, you will never be able to sit at home. He gave one pep doc. Yeah. One pep doc. Yeah. Yeah, one pet talk and he's ready to be a coach.

He's already got a whistle. Yeah, literally. And I'm like, bro. He's got a clipboard. I love my husband, but I'm like, I'm to the point where I'm just like, listen, I know we're going to have babies, but you go do you. And I got the kids on the home front and I will hop on tour with the kids when I can. And like, you know, I don't, because he feels like when we do have a child or children, I keep saying babies. But he feels like he needs to settle down and he needs to slow down.

and I'm like, why? Like, we don't need to do that. Like, keep going and we'll be fine. Dude, experiencing this life with kids is one of the coolest things ever. Yeah. One of the coolest things in the entire world is raising a child through this kind of lifestyle. Yeah, I bet. I can't stress that enough.

Yeah, for sure. So we'll see. I think that's our next five-year plan, but who knows, it could change at any time. Especially after the meeting we had today. So you never know, like, what's happening. She's getting crazy. She said, not me, but my friend. This guy kept hitting on her for eight months, even though she was pregnant at the time.

She eventually said fine, figuring she could get one final good meal before the baby's born. He took her down the bumpiest road in the city, and her water broke. Oh, no. He called me from the hospital. I was the birth coach. I get there, he took my job, beautiful baby girl, and they had been married for 28 years and two weeks. Oh, that's beautiful. That is sweet.

I love that. Wait, how was that the worst date ever? Wait. Yeah, that wasn't bad. Yeah. I got one. I got a lot of good. Kendra said,

he took me to a strip club and all the girls knew him by name and called me Flavor of the Day. Ladies, that is another red flag. If your man hangs out in strip clubs, he ain't shit. What? There's nothing wrong with going to an occasional strip club once or twice a year.

I'm on the first date. My ex. It's in the book. My ex fucking literally hung out in strip clubs all the fucking time. And our first Christmas, he wanted to go spend it at the rhino in Vegas. And that's all I'm going to say because that turns into a really big story in the book. But that is the biggest red flag when a man has to have validation. from strippers like I love strippers I fucking love strippers I love you guys this is not

me talking against you it's me talking about men if you're trying to be in a relationship with a man who just wants nothing but validation from strippers and going to strip clubs that man ain't shit and he will never be shit and he ain't going to be shit so do not ever settle down with a man who spends his entire life in a fucking strip club no did you open presents Did you open presents? Oh, I opened a lot on that day. You guys will have to read the book. You got to wait.

You have to read the book to find out what happened. But it was. Did you open presents? She said to Christmas. Yeah, it was Christmas Eve. It was our first Christmas Eve together. Wow. Yeah.

Okay. I mean, I used to live in strip clubs in my 20s. I worked in them. You know, I love strip clubs. But I don't love dating men who are always in strip clubs. because I've done it a few times and it just never works out. They're just big old tricks.

Nobody wants to date a big old trick. You know what I'm saying? I feel like your special power if you were to ever have a superpower would be able to like spot tricks. Sniff out the trick. A hundred percent. I saw one today.

Yes, you sniff the tricks out. I mean, I think that might be trauma. I don't know if that's a special talent. No, it's like superwoman. Yeah. Well, I can just tell. There's a certain type of man

that spends money on women. And listen, shout out to all my girls who are getting that money. Get that fucking money. But I don't want to settle down with a motherfucker who's outpaying bitches. And I know that sounds like a contradiction because it's like,

you were a working girl. Why wouldn't you want to marry a trick? I've never understood. And I have girlfriends who are like close friends who are with some of them married their tricks. I could never do that. It was just always business to me. I would always look at that person

like a business transaction. There's no way. Once you fall into that, it's easy to continue to fall into that. So it's like you, like you always kept it business. Yeah. I always separated church from state.

I was like, no. I wanted the felon and the drug dealer and then the tricks were just business, you know? Not that that works out for you guys. It happened to work out for me. Okay,

it was a very unfair fairy tale, but nine times out of ten, that doesn't work out either. So don't listen to me, guys. I don't even know why I have a microphone in front of my fucking face. I got a question. Is there like a common first name

of like tricks like Jeff that's a great question Phil it's normally like that yeah it's normally like a mic Mike sounds like a huge trick mics are for sure big ass tricks John and I mean they're called Johns so you know like yeah but it's always like very regular names I mean we could look at my phone book hold on and that was another thing when that clip went viral everybody's like why do you still have the same phone number and I'm like bro I have one I have multiple phones two I

I hate changing my phone number. I don't like it. And three, I have enough fucking self-control that when something calls my phone, I don't have to answer or respond. There's people who will never hear from me again that still text me and continue to text me. And I will never fucking reply, you know, so I don't know. It's just weird.

It's weird to me that you guys don't have enough fucking self-control. But let's take a gander here. Let's type in some money bags and see what pops up. So she determines how many money bags is how much money. yeah okay what's the most money bags yeah what's the highest money bag three is the highest money what is that equate to that equates to this motherfucker spends money as opposed to like one bag a dollar amount uh i mean you can't do that it varies so much what they're willing to pay yeah it did like that means that they're going to give me my highest rate is what it was okay so let's see

we have we have we have brad Brad, Brad. A lot of Brad's. Okay. Uh, B, and, B, Chad. B, Chad, David, David, David, Frank, Frank.

See, it's all those names. Very stereotypical. Very stereotypical names. Because I feel like they maybe always felt like they, like, blended in. Yeah. This is their way to stay now. Do you think anyone ever give you fake names? No,

because I checked their IDs. Yeah. You can't. She said background check. We both went. Listen, the game is gritty, but the bitches are pretty.

It's just how it goes, baby. It should be a t-shirt. It was in my clothing line. It was. Actually, Pimp C said that as a Pimp C quote. And on that, note we're out of here love you guys don't ever take any advice from us okay thank you bye bye