Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Red Flags & Naked Horse Washing

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

Bunnie and Meme are joined by Tasha and Hailee this week on another round of Ask, Tell, Confess. Their talkin' favorite zodiac signs, red flags, weird dentists, and a few nurse confessions to make your head spin. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Wearing the same thing that I had on in the podcast. Because we're shooting all this content before we leave for tour. So, sorry guys. We don't have a new outfit on. I got my trusty steeds here. Tasha Rama. Haley. Well,

we got to get Tasha talking more on this microphone. I'll get used to it. Pulling closer to you. So you don't have to lean forward. There you go. And then a memer Lou in the house with her measles and mumps on her face in her house and her house. Cause she is quarantine cuisine right now,

baby. Stay away from us. In her house, because she is quarantine cuisine right now, baby. Stay away from us. So as always, you guys, if you're a part of my Patreon, you get to be on air with us. And we do this thing called Ask, Tell, Confess every week. And we get to read your stuff on air. So we'll just dive right into it we've got some good ones today addison wants to know what is your favorite zodiac signs and what is their biggest red flags what is my favorite zodiac sign would i would probably say i mean i think we're all gonna choose our own yep

i feel like i love i love aquarius i love sagittarius i love leo and i love taurus so it's like what would you guys say my biggest red flags are be honest now's the time i'm thinking according to the internet i've got a ton of them. Yeah. And you guys have been working with me for years. Tasha, you've known me for 30 years. I know. Come on. Mimi, give me one. I know you got one. I'm thinking.

Okay. Well, I'll tell you guys what your red flags are. Oh, gee. I already know mine. I already know it. Can't communicate. Let's go. Okay. can't communicate let's go okay so mimi's red flag for me would be that she doesn't um

how do i word this she she'll look at negative before positive and i always have to tell her always no yeah i always have to tell her like no like it's she's worst case scenario like it not even negative it's more like she's just it's worst case scenario no Like it, not even negative. It's more like she's just, it's worst case scenario no matter what, you know? And I'm always like, no, you're going to be good. Doomsday always.

Yeah. Your arm's not going to fall off. I promise. You know, like I think that's me. His biggest red flag to me, Haley, your biggest red flag to me is that you don't believe in yourself enough.

Like you are like your biggest, like you could fucking conquer the world if you wanted to i overthink a lot exactly yeah like that for sure tasha biggest red flag my little leo trying to think that one that one's hard because i don't know like let me think oh there's some flags what do you think what do you think yours is I let things get to me yeah it gets in my head and you know I need to stop doing that yeah you know I could see that for sure yeah yeah totally yeah I probably agree with that one you just get too emotional you let the weird shit get you all emotional all right give it to me to me guys. What's my red flag.

Now that I gave you guys yours. All right. You're dying every week of a new medical condition. I am. I am. I have a headache right now. That's what I was going to say. The only thing.

Yes. You look it up, you give it a Goog and you're like, I'm dying. Don't Google symptoms. Okay. Do not fucking Google symptoms. If you, or don't ask symptoms okay do not fucking google symptoms if you or don't ask the internet i have learned not to ask the fucking internet like hey guys never i got diagnosed with this how do you

feel oh well my cousin's brother died from this and i'm just like oh fuck son of a bitch yeah no i am a hypochondriac like a motherfucker that is my biggest red flag medical medical anxiety is a real thing though like i'm oh it's for real i wouldn't say that's a red flag though that's just personality trait yeah i think that's all of us it's a red flag for me because when i'm around her it ignites mine and then i'm really crazy no i'm like do we all have brain tumors right now about everything yeah yep all right so now that we all know our red flags what are your favorite zodiac signs taurus yeah yeah memes um i really like aquarius and aries yay that's i like a good i'm both of those too

i love cancers and capricorns i don't like cancer men cancer about women yeah okay cancer men are so dark and moody remember who was a cancer man oh dearly i didn't like him but my dad's a Cancer. I get along with him. Oh, we love Maury. When's Maury's birthday? It's the 28th of July. Of July. Or wait, I'm sorry, June. Sorry, my bad.

Okay, I was like, he's a fucking Leo then. Is that a Cancer? June 28th. Cancer? Yeah. I feel like June Cancers are different than July Cancers. Yeah, because he was nothing like Daryl Leak. No, Darylerelict was just emo.

Yes. I like Scorpio men. Fairly low with a neem. Scorpio men are sexual AF. And they're secretive. Secretive and sexual. I have a Scorpio midheaven. I'm a Scorpio male.

That's how I identify as a Scorpio male. I identify as a Scorpion male. All right, moving on to the next question confess i was writing a um this is tressie what a cute name tressie confess i was riding a roller coaster at six flags and my whole titty came out of my shirt and bra right when the camera took the picture can we see this picture listen that is a fucking that's a moment in time like the universe wanted that to happen the universe was like these titties are so nice we need them on camera that's amazing i need picture proof i need the picture i would celebrate yeah can we see that picture tessie send it to us on patreon i don't know if you guys are allowed to send nudes on well patreon i'm not yes actually you can send nudes because i've been poked in my

eye from dick pics oh my god yeah no it's hilarious captain hook came out to play somebody said would you do a cooking show for patreon like your trap house cornbread absolutely which we might try to start filming it on tour um i want to do a cooking show that's why we had the whole kitchen remodeled here and i want to call it food porn because i think it would just be fun and just like but there's nothing pornographic about it except for like you know how sexy the food will be and just bring on guests you know like chelsea lynn have her come make her white trash nachos like if you guys have a favorite recipe like you know teach the people at home this favorite recipe and like i just think it would be fun and i love cooking so i think

definitely on tour we're gonna be your crockpot meals go hard let's fucking go baby i'm so ready i can't wait for a crockpot meal besides Besides that lemon one. Listen, I had to really work my ass off on that. Not that one. I did this fucking, it was marry me chicken, but I tried to do it with healthy ingredients. So I had to replace everything and it was gritty and runny and just did not turn out good. It was.

Oh my God. Haley takes like two bites of it and just puts it in the trash. Haley is so picky too. So I know when she doesn't like a meal, I really fucked up because you know, Haley loves my food. So if she doesn't like something I cook, then I know it was not good. There was that one thing you made. It was like garlic, creamy, cheesy potatoes. I don't't know but it was the best thing i've ever put in my mouth parmesan yes yeah yeah yeah yeah no that was bomb i think it was a little too spicy it had too much of a kick though i didn't love it great i think i would love it more if it didn't

have so much of a fucking spice um what do we got here what else what else chachi's over here fucking sawing logs man bunny jenny's asking do you get mad if bussy gets more attention than chachi the answer is yes i do because and i'm gonna tell you why do i really get mad no but my husband is so unloyal. Okay. Chachi is his dog. Chachi, he got Chachi for himself. And I just so happened to bond with Chachi and Chachi became my dog. But every night, this man will cuddle up with Chachi. He loves on Chachi. He takes pride and joy out of stealing cuddles away from me from Chachi and when he goes and he puts bussy and dunkin donuts commercials over chachi who is a known star of the family and definitely has way more talent has a good head on a great instagram page a great instagram page that a fan runs and

we'd love that person for doing that you look at bussy and there's not the lights are on but nobody's home you know that not the sharpest crayon in the box you know that dude is a few grapes short of a fruit salad all right the dude doesn't know where he's at what he's doing he's like perma fried okay like i think one of the boys on tour might have given him acid i'm just kidding but he seems like it though right like he's like perma fried okay like i think one of the boys on tour might have given him acid i'm just kidding but he seems like it though right like he's just not all there whereas chachi is like made for tv so yes i get bothered because i feel like chachi has seniority in the family but on the other hand my husband has not bonded to any animals that we've ever had.

And with Bussy, he fucking loves that dog, dude. I'm talking like loves that dog. Bussy got out the other night and I've never seen my husband so stressed out. And I was just like, this is fucking disgusting. Like I found him. Remember how you found him? Yeah. Tell how you found him though.

Bussy gets out we live we live on fucking 10 acres bussy gets out okay because that's his new thing he's just the dog is just so stupid dog and by the way i would like to add that bussy has been to finishing school twice he has gone to training school twice and that dog doesn't know one freaking command chachi has never been to training school and is the most perfect dog ever people are just like how has this why is he so perfect anyways enough about my dog bussy got bussy got out where ba Bailey's on the golf cart. Haley's or Bailey. Sorry. Kayla is in her truck circling the, the neighborhood.

And, you know, I go out walking on the gravel road and I'm just like, if I was a dog, where would I go? You know? And if I was as dumb as Bessie, where would I go?

And we have these woods behind our house that go to another towards another house of this family that has like donkeys and stuff and I'm like you know what I'm gonna just go up there one more time and look so I put Chachi in the car I drive with the windows down and I'm like bussy and I hear and I'm like I'm like this dog is not smart enough to tell me that he's out in the field somewhere. Right. So I parked the car and I'm just like, I, I'm looking around and I go bussy and I hear roof and I'm like this motherfucker. And I'm like bussy.

And I look out the, out my passenger window and here he comes. He is just like the look on his face. He's like, mom, like he was so scared that he was like had ventured out and i just picked him up i was like you fucking dumbass put him in the car get him home jay sees bussy and he just fucking takes his face and just goes it was like such a dramatic moment i said get the fuck out of here i, we're not rewarding him for his bad fucking behavior. You don't love on a dog when he runs away, dude. Like, fuck that. He's never going to learn. I'm like, I'm breaking up this fucking love fest. Get this damn dog out of my truck. So yeah, that's Bussy. All right. And I love him. He's my son. So of course I have to love him. He's the youngest out of the crew. But he's just stupid. He really is.

He's just a fucking dumb dog. Like, just no brain cells. I don't know if that's how hounds are. Is that how Basset hounds are? I thought Basset hounds were supposed to be smart as fuck. Yeah. They're supposed to be smart. Yeah, well, we got the creme de la creme, all right?

He went to... Well, where'd you find him? He went to Ding Dong University. Yeah. Vegas. Bessie is a Vegas dog, by the way. Maybe that's... Yeah, I got him in Vegas for Jay.

He's a strip mall dog. Oh, that says a lot. Okay. Lori. Lori has a tell, and it's a long one, so get ready, guys. Tell. All in one day of being a director at a home health care facility, I had a nurse call me to let me know she was running behind

because she shit all over her bathroom doorknob. Oh. How does that happen? was she a cat was she back in that direction were you doing stuff with the doorknob i don't know i i don't know i have no idea two i had a nurse calling as she was running from a home where a guy was watching porn with his ding-a-ling in one hand and the Bible in the other. I couldn't work it out. No.

I couldn't do it. That's crazy. Three, a nurse called to report that she was ran off of a patient's property by Homeland Security. Turns out their dog's name was Homeland Security. Stop. Lord, what a day. And number four, a nurse told everyone

she didn't need a stethoscope because she could just hear the blood pressure. She said, yeah, no longer employed, but most likely still smoking or drinking whatever substances makes her think she can just hear blood pressure. I have so many stories. Never a dull moment. I had an orthodontist one time who, doctor, I've talked about him.

I know about him. I've talked to him on the podcast. I can't take that word serious. About him on the podcast. talk to him on the podcast and he used to be in my mouth and he would be like your blood smells so fresh and young like it was a vampire no he's i don't even know if he's still alive anymore i think i don't know we need to give it a goog but he was crazy how old he is he used to tell me about fucking how he would literally be working in my mouth and would tell me about how he would be washing his horses naked and like it was crazy it was wild yeah

people are wild wait you're not just gonna skip over that yeah you can't yeah what yeah it was crazy and then he bought the house next door to his practice and this is how you can google it it's true he bought the door next he bought the house next door to his practice and this is how you can google it it's true he bought the door next he bought the house next door to his practice and he would throw rocks when boys would pass by that would say hey do you want to come inside and play and like weird stuff like trying to lure like underaged boys into his house yeah and this man was all up in my mouth. What the fuck? Yeah.

Was he ever like arrested? Did anyone search his laptop? Did he get arrested? He got in trouble for something. Let me see. He did. I remember hearing the story. I swear. I was living it. No wonder you have freaking anxiety about

I wonder if he's the one that drugged men and took them oh god I don't know I know I heard that I hope that wasn't him I don't know why I'm thinking it's Dr. I could be tripping Vegas arrested let me see

Vegas doctor nope this is the wrong one damn it seems like the internet's Vegas arrested. Let me see. Vegas doctor. Nope, this is the wrong one. Damn, it seems like the internet's been scrubbed of this story. I thought, man, that was Alyssa's guy. That's when I heard the story. Yeah. No, fuck.

I wonder if he did anything to her. I never went under around him. I literally had him rip my wisdom teeth out fully awake. Thank God. Remember, he gave me a black eye. I had a black eye. We were hanging out. Yeah wisdom teeth out fully awake. Thank God. He remember he gave me a black eye, a black eye. We were hanging out. Yeah. Where were we? We lived together. Where were we? Where did we go with your black eye though? We went somewhere. Everywhere. We went to fucking extreme fest. We went to the pool and swam. That was the first time I ever took percolates and got percolated. Oh, that was great. Oh, that was a great time. That was, that was when I fell in love with, uh, Laura tabs pain pills yeah i'm gonna have to yeah he's had the internet scrubbed of that

that's fucking crazy so yeah i'm sorry to bring up bad times all right well you guys if you guys want to be a part of ask telcan fans all you have to do is send in your questions on the post on patreon you have to be a member of patreon in order to have your stories read or ask questions and stuff like that um so yeah head on over to patreon we have made it over 200 000 members i mean where are we at right now memes how many do we have hold on i'm gonna look right now we memes? How many do we have? Hold on. I'm going to look right now. 202. We're at 202,000 members, bro. Like, that's crazy. 202,350. No, 857.

202,857 members. All of you guys, I love you so much. And we'll see you guys next week. Bye.