Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Secrets, Lies, and DNA Tests

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

This week’s Ask, Tell, Confess is full of twists! First up, a confession about some family lies, and Bunnie’s take on whether to spill or zip it. Then, it’s Chachi vs. Bussie in the ultimate loyalty showdown, plus Bunnie and Meme’s holy grail tips for rescuing fried hair.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show. We have Meet the D-Fords. We have Popaganda. We have more shows that we're adding.

And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up ask tell confess ask tell confess ask tell confess Ask, tell, confess Hello friends and welcome to Ask, tell, confess I can't wait Jaime joining in Is what killed me that is so funny dude i'm looking at you guys

doing it and then i fucking hear the whistle out of it that in my left ear and i look over and it's hi may just in the microphone i saw my chance i took it that is hilarious dude that is so fucking funny. He's been waiting to do that. He's like, this is my moment. He's like, it is my motherfucking time to shine,

baby. Oh God, that was good. That was good. Hi guys. We are back again. Same day, different episode.

That's why I do not have makeup on in this one too. And I'm wearing the same shirt. But anyways, we'd like to film multiples to keep you guys's palate satisfied and satiated because that's what we do we signed up for this and we fucking get shit done right yep yeah all right who's gonna kick this off ask tell confess if you're on my patreon you already know and i just need to make an announcement really quick okay for everybody who is not on my patreon who complains about my patreon first of all there's over 200 000 people over there if you do not want to pay for patreon you can listen to my podcast for free my podcast has

been on patreon for four to five years it It's never changed, never been different, and it will never will. Like, I will always cater to my Patreon. So, if you don't want to only listen to the podcast, then go over to Patreon and join everybody over there because they are just dolls and we've built, like, a huge community over there and we just love everybody.

Thank you. Mic drop. Mic drop. Toodle fucking ooh. Alright. This one's pretty juicy. Mic drop. Mic drop. Toodle fucking ooh. All right. This one's pretty juicy. Confess. I'm pretty sure my stepdaughter is not my husband's biological daughter. Ooh. I was the wife's nurse before she passed away.

When she passed away, I found out she had two kids. He found out after she passed away that she was sleeping around at the time of conception of both the children. But the doctor also made a comment. She had a child coming into the relationship and they had one together. I don't think I can ever tell him what the doctor said because he already suspects it. He had to get a lawyer and get his name put on their birth certificates after she passed away because there was no father put on either birth certificate. His lawyer was able to bypass the DNA testing because he's been there since birth with the oldest and they were married before she gave birth to their son. But even being married, she didn't put him down on the birth certificate.

The crap he found out when she passed away was insane. Like he was in therapy for over a year. That's deep. That's sad. How old is the kid? Yeah, like we don't know the age of the kid, but like that's one of those things that that kid could later on and find that out themselves.

And that's even by accident, like doing a 23 and me. It happened to a friend of mine. She was the youngest of three sisters and she they all did DNA tests like the 23 me or whatever. Yeah. And she found out that her dad isn't her dad. Oh, my God. And it really wrecked her because we were in our 20s when she found that out. Yeah.

I don't understand how parents can lie to their kids about who they but my sister that happened to my sister remember like a few years ago were you guys around for that my older sister fucking found out that like her dad might not be her dad like it's just been crazy it's really heartbreaking so if you could find that out early and work together with the kid yeah or let your kid grow up knowing hey like this isn't your dad but this is your dad but this person here yeah yeah yeah i don't i don't i don't respect parents who hide that from their kids i think it's shitty humans that do that and it's it's a selfish very selfish not okay so if you're listening to this ma'am i think that you and your husband should really sit down, do a DNA test, and figure

some shit out before those kids get hurt even more. Exactly. Yeah. Boy, yes. Thank you. Someone said, we have to know what is the drama between Chachi and Bussie? Oh.

Let me fill you in floor is yours i there's okay so honestly there's no beef but we have kind of we've my husband is the most unloyal motherfucker ever okay and i'm just gonna say it because he will fucking love the shit out of chachi okay love that's his dog they sleep together every night they cuddle up he gets a shit out of Chachi, okay? That's his dog. They sleep together every night. They cuddle up. He gets a kick out of getting Chachi cuddles away from me. Like, he loves that dog. He loves Chachi more than anything in this world.

And then I bought Bussy for him because Jay has never bonded with an animal. Like, I got him Studio Cat. He didn't bond with Studio Cat. But Chachi was originally supposed to be jay's did not bond with jay bonded with me villain was supposed to be for me bonded with bug like you know we let dogs naturally bond to who they want to and nobody's ever none of the animals have ever bonded with jay bussy comes along and these two motherfuckers bonded and that's exactly what i

wanted they love each other he loves bussy whatever but he tries to like treat chachi like shit when bussy's around and i'm like no sir just because you got a new car model doesn't mean that you treat the old one like a fucking jalopy you know what i'm saying like treat them equal and love the yes you can love your dog more because i love chachi way more than bussy but it's like don't be rude so that kind of started the the beef between chachi and bussy but it's all fun and games like we genuinely love he thinks bussy's more famous yeah okay yeah okay and it's like it's so funny because chachi i can literally one video of chachi pulls in millions of views i've never seen one bussy video ever bring in

i've never seen one i'm here for bussy shirt never ever nope yeah and just because you guys heard that doesn't mean you guys start fucking making a movie no no all right you show up with an i love bussy shirt at the concerts kicked out we're gonna we're gonna give you an i love chachi shirt way better i love that that hayley immediately resorted to violence we're going to give you an I love Chachi shirt. Put it over it. Sorry, I'm way too hard. Way better. I love that Haley immediately resorted to violence. You get kicked out. But no, there's really not any beef.

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slash promos confess oh boy when i was a teen there was a really hot cop that worked on the force in our town like he was really hot he used to hit on me all the time so one night i was out for a walk and he drives by and asked me to meet him at the park remember she said she was a teen guys oh yeah um so i he's probably married yep so i go and meet him and there's a huge parking lot behind the park that's dark anyways we end up banging in the back of his cop car hadn't thought about that in a long time he later ended up getting fired for trading sexual favors with girls. You're a teenager. I mean, I'm not shocked. I know.

I feel like that happens all the time. And I don't want to talk shit about law enforcement just because of how I grew up in the streets and how I was raised. We're raised to say we don't talk to police and stuff like that, you know? But in the end, when you're in trouble and some shit goes down, who do you call?

You call the police. Yeah. And you don't want to think of these people that are supposed to be upholding citizens as being fucking slime balls. I feel like there's slime balls in every community. Every community. Yeah. That is not a one type of thing.

There is a bad person no matter where you go. Yeah, for sure. And what he did was wrong. And I hope that he fucking is. I hope they drug him. I hope he fucking, I hope he's impotent for the rest of his life. Oh, yeah. Because she was a fucking teenager.

She's a teenager, bro. And I'm assuming an underage teenager. Yeah. So that is crazy. Especially if you're walking. You probably don't have a car. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, God. Even worse. Yeah. Fuck that guy. Anyone else had sex at a park? If there's any young girls listening to this i just want to tell you something first of all what that dude did could technically be considered sexual assault yes secondly if an older man who's way old if you're 14 and there's a 34 year old man

hitting on you even a 24 year old man hitting on you it's not cute no and i know in that moment you're gonna be like oh my god an older guy thinks I'm hot. There's something wrong with him, baby. Yeah, there's something wrong with him if he is interested in you. And that's not a diss to you. I just want you to look for those red flags and know, you know what? When he said there's not something right with this, maybe I need to just. And you're not the only one. Yeah, I was going to say when I was a kid, like I even can admit, like I thought grooming was like, oh, it's because I'm mature.

Right. Like my sister's 18, 19 year old friends were hitting on me and I'm like 13, 14 years old. Yeah. And then I look back now and I'm like, if someone did that to my daughter, I would physically fight them. Yeah. No, I get it. And, you know, back in the day when I was younger, I fucking, you know, always dated older dudes. That was like my thing.

And now if a 22-year-old or a 21-year-old even looks at Bailey, I fucking run them off. Yeah, she does. I've just straight up called dudes. I've been like, what the fuck are you doing hanging out with my daughter? If I ever see you around my kid again there's gonna be fucking problems yes ma'am yes ma'am because they know they're wrong yes what are you doing yeah it's disgusting i don't care if you're 20 years old you don't need to be fucking hanging out and it's like it sucks because when you get older you know there's a 16 to 20 is a four four year age gap

there's a five year age gap between jay and i you know what I'm saying? But save that for when you're older. Yeah. If you're 21 and he's fucking 25, cool. Have at it. You know what I'm saying? But while you're in that little in between stage, no,

there's just a huge difference mentally. Yes. So, and we're not here to, you know, harp on you guys because I know everybody's got to live their life and learn their lessons on their own. But you know,

hopefully I, I wish I had somebody to tell me that when I was younger, that understood and didn't like try to, you know, like I had my stepmom, but she was so abusive about everything that she said that I didn't listen to her. So it may push me into older dudes arms even more because I was like, Oh, she doesn't want me to do this. Fuck her. You know, because of how she said it. So hopefully you just listen to me, Mimi and Haley and you know we're like your big sisters yeah okay all right next question you've said before that your hair has been fried off twice this year what happened what products are you using now to get the health back what type of extensions do you use I ask all of this because I don't have good hair and would love any tips or tricks.

Well, let me tell you guys, I have been trying to go darker blonde all year. Literally, I tried to get away from being platinum blonde. I was like, I don't want to fry my hair anymore or whatever. I've been trying to go darker blonde. Each time I try to go darker blonde, my fucking hair fried off. It was almost like if i fucking would have just kept bleaching my hair my hair would have never fucking fried off it was like my hair is like rejecting the color so my hair fried off twice i'm not gonna say who did it but the products that

have been saving my life saving my fucking life and i use them every day every single day are those k k18 products uh the oil and then what's the one that you have to rub together the leave-in um hair repair thing and then pros p-r-o-s-e i'm not sponsored by them but pros shampoo and conditioner holy shit lifesavers it's been what since the last time i fried my hair off in january and then i fried it off again in fucking what july may was it may yeah yeah so june july august september october november it's been six months my hair has grown so much yeah i mean it's still got a long way to go i think by next july i'll be good but yeah it's it's k18 is a miracle bro i don't know everyone always says olaplex i feel like i'm not throwing shade not throwing shade i feel like olaplex over

lee like correct yes thank you it over corrects the hair so far that it actually causes more damage because the hair is already so brittle like the hair is already so weak that these people are trying to put it on and you can actually over protonize your hair so like protein is really good for your hair you can actually give it too much which can cause damage so you can cause your hair to fall out and i i'm not saying this is legit i do i just not a fan of olaplex i do like b3s and k18s they work on a different level because olaplex works on a molecular level while k18 works on like more of your peptides and i feel like you get better results with k18 yeah i love k18 olaplex has always dried my hair out really bad and then i

was also using that revlon shit that everybody fucking recommended on tiktok that's when my hair fried wait was it redken redken yeah redken you were using the red redken I don't like that either yeah it dried my hair out like I was using pros for so long and then I switched over to redken and my hair instantly was like straw dude it was so bad it was just a whole chemical concoction and also like my hair last year was so luxurious and long and so pretty like if you guys go look back, it will, it looked so good. It was the best it's ever been in a long time.

I got super sick right when I found out that my dad was sick. Um, and I was sick for probably like five months and I'm talking like hacking up like balls of loogies just coming out of my throat. It was so bad. Um, it wasn't COVID, but i don't know what it was i stayed forever my hair was falling out by handfuls like i would go like nothing had changed

yeah you weren't using different products during that time it was just no between that yeah yeah so i don't know if like a chemical something happened in my body whatever but we're on the up and up my hair is growing out and i promise you guys i will tell you what i use k18 all day baby and what kind of extensions do i have in i don't know what she uses on you i don't know i forget i don't know we used to for like years and years and years you've always used bellamy or donabella yeah but i don't know what the current ones are yeah yeah i don't know what the current ones are and i love clip-ins i'm only wearing um tape-in extensions right now until the rest of my hair grows out. And then once again, I'll take them out because I don't like having a full head of extensions.

Clip-ins are so nice. Oh, I love it. I love being able to take my hair out and just put my hair up. Clip-ins are your Bellamy's. And they are so nice to be able to just throw in a bag and just like, all right, now the hair is free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. And I can do my little two thing with two buns that i always do my little space buns ladies all right who's next

is it yep um would you consider doing a calendar again oh god you guys don't want to see that i feel like my husband when people are like are you going to come out of retirement to rap i'm like you don't want to see me in fucking lingerie again we haven't done a calendar we I haven't done a lingerie shoot oh yeah we you're clothed now yeah do you guys love okay listen if you guys have been a long time follower you guys have seen the transition I literally went one day I told Mimi I was like I'm gonna change my image i went from posting lingerie pictures every fucking day to literally just changing my brand yes it's so crazy you're clothed in videos now yeah i used to oil you up for every every day remember that one time that she brought a can of pam and you sprayed

her down with pam them cheeks were glistening like a thanksgiving turkey on thanksgiving day so good it was a nice time for me so if we want to do that again i know we'll do it let's do another shoot i mean i'm always down to shoot in lingerie i just feel like nobody wants to see that anymore we all want to see it i just feel like if i'm gonna shoot in lingerie like shoot me for fucking playboy put me in playboy and let me do a whole fucking you know something i that too, but I also feel like Playboy is not what it used to be. I feel like if you're going to do it, you find a big time opportunity. What's a big time opportunity that would shoot you in lingerie? Vogue or something? I mean, in a sense, if it was classy lingerie,

probably not the lingerie you used to wear, like that string. I looked at some of your i think i was trying to i was trying to go back and find that a motorcycle picture we were talking about scrolling back and i was like how did we get away with this on instagram it would just be like a string literally we were doing shit on instagram before people were doing it like i don't know how we got away with it now like if i go like even the harley quinn picture i posted today my legs are kind of open yeah and i was just like you know ah do i want to post this you know i was a little like my legs are clenched while i'm talking about it i was just like oh i had to clutch what has happened i know it's crazy but fucking two years ago i'd

have fucking been busted it wide it would have looked like a gynecologist exam on Instagram. Yeah. That one time we put you in that cake. Oh, I love that. That's a good rubbed icing on your nipples. Oh, the other cake that was frozen and we had panned her butt and then she sat in it and it was frozen. It was frozen.

And I slid off the cake. Two button marks slid down a frozen cake god that's what you're talking about though that was a good one we got kicked out of that place yeah nice we got kicked out of a few places for photographing me naked but listen i love showing my body off do not get me wrong i just now have a country superstar husband who I married a rapper guys. I say it all the time. I, it would be fitting for a rapper's wife to be in lingerie all the time,

but I have all these hot chicks and country music that are beautiful and clothes. How hot is Lainey? She walked in last night. I was like, come on. No, she's so beautiful.

So it's like, I feel like I'm a part of their tribe now like i've just kind of inserted myself in it i don't know if you guys have accepted me or not just want to let you guys know i feel like we're all homies um but it's like you know i can't be the only naked one in there just like oh but one of these ducks is doing its own thing you know just like like everybody's so prim and proper and beautiful and there's me just fucking the town tramp just like it was so good you know what i'm saying like so yeah so yeah whatever the question was yeah we might we might bro i don't know we'll see

maybe i don't know if you guys wanted one bad enough i would do it i would definitely do it or even a chachi calendar no oh my goodness can we talk about your new merch that's coming out do you guys want to do a chachi you want us to do a chachi calendar all right lingerie calendar or chachi calendar let me know which one you guys want and then yeah we got new merch coming out baby so we have a few things that are going to be happening over on patreon that are going to be happening for everybody we'll make those announcements over there because you know the new year's coming so we of course want to pump out way more content which we're going to be doing now that we have this whole fucking studio here boy let me tell you we've got the bunny xo show we have meet the d fords we have i'll confess propaganda propaganda we have the dumb blonde podcast we're going to be starting

a true crime podcast in 2025 i'm not going to announce when you will only know when the podcast is out when i drop the first episode and it's going to be fire we're going to be building my youtube backup you got your cooking show we got a cooking show coming up i mean we have so much stuff that we're going to be doing on patreon so i mean you're stoked for the cooking show i love cooking yay yeah so we're ready to get to it dude 2025 is just all about bringing content for you guys and just turning up. I mean, we are really the hardest workers in the room. I don't see anybody making half the shit that we do and doing some people's patrons.

And we're like, they only got that. Yeah. I'm like, how? Yeah. It's crazy. I could never just,

and this is not me knocking anybody. Everybody's hustle is their own, but I would feel bad only doing a half hour extended podcast each week for people. I feel like I owe them more hour extended podcast each week for people. I feel like I owe them more than that. I don't know. I just, I value a dollar because I've had to fucking suck wieners for money.

So it's like, I totally understand, you know, $22 a month is a lot to some people. And it's like, I want to be able to fricking entertain you guys. And you know, I just appreciate you guys so much.

So saying that much, we have new merch coming we have a merch site whole new merch site coming we got chachi is gonna have his own merch that sweet little boy i so excited he's just said he loves it i feel like you miss him i do i know i wish he was right here next to me. And you guys want to know what? I have gum that has been underneath my desk. Just fucking chilling. My knee keeps getting stuck on my fucking desk, dude. Because one time I must have put, I hope this is me that put this under here.

Because if not, I'm touching somebody else's gum. But nobody else sits here, right? Yeah. So anyways. Remember the old desk when we flipped it over we did and it was just gum lying across the bottom of your old desk because i'll be like in the middle of a podcast and like i don't want to be like you know whenever gum starts getting hard so i'll just put it under the desk and then i forget about it because i think i'm gonna grab it later and then i forget you're never gonna never gonna grab it the intention was there all right we got any more questions oh wait i like this one really quick let's do this one

really quick can you try this idea for a show the bunny the bunny sex show remember in middle school watching loveline the sunday sex show and dr ruth i had no idea what they were talking about then now i have all the questions and there isn't any shows like that anymore. I remember Bunny saying she knew how to squirt and Mimi giving tips on positioning for fluffy girls that OBGYN you had on the show could help. Doesn't she owe you for doing those pelvic exams for her? LOL. And then somebody else said, love, love, love this one.

I hope she sees it. I mean, I would do it. Have people call in and ask questions.'s do it we could do it on YouTube too that would be a good bunny hotline yeah the bunny sex show but like instead of bunny xo bunny sexo or something like that bunny sexo yeah and like oh h like oh oh oh bunny sex oh let's do it I'm down I'm totally down listen we uh had a creative meeting the other day but we're gonna sit down and have another one and we'll just start planning shit out that's such a good idea we'll have fun you guys just watch that whole show get created right

right here that's how shit happens though yeah and like you guys have put us in a position to where i own my own production company so everything that we do and that we put out is under dumb blonde productions so literally you guys dream it we can do it just tell us what you want it's as simple as that and i love that idea we've actually talked about something like that for a really long time because dr ruth i love her and rest god rest her soul she just passed away you know i would love to be like dr what an og gangster she paved the way yes her and fucking did you just say you don't know who that is you never saw that woman late night pick up that phone is the dr ruth she took her in the accident yeah it's like crazy she's awesome she would answer and then she would she never aged like 20 years ago so like it was

crazy she would bring out props like a banana like and just teach you how to put a condom on a banana yeah we had different channels in the midwest well you're also a different generation too yeah i don't know how because you guys are so close in age but mimi knows i'm closer to you yeah i feel like even though we're further in age like i might might. We get more genzy. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. What was your favorite boy band? One Direction. Exactly. Mine was. What was yours?

NKOTB. Oh, mine was NSYNC. Oh, New Kids on the Block. Sorry. Yes, I'm like, how could you not know? Mimi said. She was so. Jason, I hope you see that Mimi was like

sorry thank you guys for tuning in to another episode we will see you guys next week bye