Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Should Hailee Date Pauly Shore?

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

The coven gives an update on Hailee’s sketchy Facebook Dating dude (he’s somehow even worse than they thought), which leads to a convo about why she should just date legendary comedy hottie Pauly Shore. Then, the gals weigh in on the Theo Von lawsuit drama, share their favorite comfort movies and TV shows, and read a shocking confession from a listener whose husband accused her of being born a man.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It was great, I heard it. I heard it, yeah. How is everybody doing? Oh, it's a good week. Doing all right. Oh. Been a long time, my loves. Long time since I've seen you.

So who wants to kick off today's Ask, Tell, Confess that all of our sweet Patreon members, Long time, my loves. Long time since I've seen you. So who wants to kick off today's Ask Tell Confess that all of our sweet Patreon members, you guys send in so much stuff. Oh, filled. There's some good shit. I had people on my Snapchat. If you're not following me on Snapchat,

please go follow me on Snapchat. It's oh hey, it's Bunny. Had a bunch of people, I did a Q and A over there and a bunch of people asked me how to send in Ask Tal confessors. Yeah, I get that in the comments all the time. I'm like, bro, you gotta be a Patreon. That's the only people we let be a part of this.

Even a $5 sub, you're good. All Patreon members get to be a part of this. Yeah, totally. So who's gonna kick it off? I feel like we need a little update because something unraveled. Oh Jesus. Give a quick update real something unraveled. Oh, Jesus. Give a quick update real quick.

We got more from Facebook dating guy. Give it a quick little update. So I got to actually, Nimi got a DM. I got the DM. I don't think I told you that. I got a DM from a girl who says, hey, I don't know how else to contact you guys, but I think that what you guys talked about

on the podcast the other day was a guy I was talking to and after he told me about some medical history, he ghosted me and I don't know how to go about this. I'm sat. Ready? I said she messaged me sending it to her and I was like, oh, I have a message number two. It says I just listened to the podcast, the episode where he talked about Facebook dating. The guy who I had matched with on Facebook dating, he bartends in Nashville, also lives

in Virginia. You remember me telling you guys that he was visiting family in Virginia? Yes. Okay. Also completely ghosted me too. So I had to reach out and see if this is the same guy. I'm in Georgia though, and match with him. She said, I would really hope it's not the same guy,

but it sounded like him. And if it was the same guy, we both dodged a bullet because he is HSV2 positive. I said, awesome. Do you have a picture of him? She was like, I don't. Not shaming anybody who has that though. No, but yeah.

That's something you should have been upfront about. Absolutely. Yeah. When you were talking and potentially wanting to have Said relationship with someone it's just crazy to me. Like what did he just offer up this information to her? But not you in three days. They only talked for three days That's what I'm talking about like you chose her to give the information but not Haley So they were obviously having more sexual conversations probably. I wasn't mine was more dumb, but Also, he gave her a fake name.

She's like, no wonder I couldn't find him because I was looking up a different name. He gave her a fake name and now said he bartends, which he told me he does construction. So this dude is definitely in a relationship with somebody trying to hide his identity. Yes. Yes. He's just lying to everyone. I feel bad for his girl, man. I feel like if he has one, I don't know. He's too...

I think he does have a girl. Oh, to keep lying and changing your name and your occupation. I feel he has multiple. That or he fucking just has fucking meat suits in his fucking basement. Wow, that seems so accurate. Sewing together from each girl that he fucking makes a new victim. You know, like he's either like to be on that level of crazy and not have a girlfriend or somebody else in your life.

You're a fucking psychopath. You kill people for a living. Yeah. I've never faked my name to someone. Yeah, that's so weird. I mean like, stage names. That's different. When we're name to someone. Yeah, that's so weird. I mean like, stage names. That's different. When we're pranking someone.

No, but stage names like Bunny or like my stage name that I've gone with. You're creating a whole different personality. Like I, that's my brand. That's a difference. Actual catfish, the show. No, yeah. I wonder if we should call Neve and get him involved.

I feel like whoever he is with needs to know what kind of piece of shit he is. Yes. Like he's really a gross human. I hope I run into him. I hope I run into him. I hope you don't. He sounds like a psychopath.

That's true. You don't want to be a paragon. He might want to cut your skin off and wear it to his birthday. Oh, okay. Yeah. I said, yeah. Yeah, he sounds crazy, right? Yeah, the first thing that came to mind was damn he took it that far

I remember him showing or you showed us he had a picture of him and his niece. I think that's his daughter. Oh Could have been Hi married. He might be married. Oh Yeah, I think he is full-blown just having a whole secret life. That's disgusting Why bring your kids into your fucking lives? Like that's weird. This is a whole weird thing. Even though we are speculating.

We just created an entire scenario and this guy could just be innocently like. Obviously we're not that far off though if this lady reached out and has the same story. So we're definitely onto something. Crazy. Yeah. I hope more reach out.

Much needed update. She dropped like a little sizzle on TikTok and people were immediately blowing her phone up. Oh, I bet. And was like, tell me now. Dude, not only that, but we got to update with Monica too, but I'm going to wait until Monica comes back. Yes.

A girl reached out to Monica that, yep. So we're gonna close up. Yeah, it's crazy how much we talk about on here and like the reach that we have because these people are coming out of the woodwork. Coming forward. Crazy. So look at your situation. Crazy. Coming forward to out these disgusting humans.

And I'm glad we're creating a- Safe space. It's a coven that like- That should be a new show we have. Exposed. Yeah, exposed. We need to find out what the legal repercussions can be. I would love to out dudes all day.

Fucking hire us, we'll do it, man. Have you seen the girl on TikTok who does them live? Yeah. It's like catch up me this and I'll text them right now. Yep. Yeah. And then she shows their profile pictures and everything. Oh, and your doc scene like though, like can't you get banned for that?

I don't know. I think if you have enough money, people can come after you for whatever they want. Yeah. Look at the whole thing that's circulating with Theo Vaughn. Poor Theo Vaughn. That is my favorite clip on the internet right now. Wait, what happened?

So Kai the Hitchhiker, smash, smash, smash. That's Kai the Hitchhiker. He said that Theo, illegal he used a clip of him and he asked Theo to take the clip down. And Theo responded to him in a Theo way, but he called it bullying and didn't take the clip down.

So dude was like, okay, fuck you. I'm gonna take you to fucking court and tried to sue him for $30 million. What is up with 30 million? It's always like 30 million. Well, because what happens is they go really, really high and then you end up settling for really, really low. So that's why all these lawsuits you hear

that are like astronomical, nobody ever really pays that because you end up settling for like fucking $60,000 in court or something like that. Like it's wild. Unless they have like a really hardcore case. But anyways, yeah. So, and then he was like defending some girl too, saying that Theo was like a bully

and like harassing some girl on his podcast. But then also knowing that Theo's a fucking comedian, like that's all Theo does, he's a joke around. You know, like leave Theo to fuck alone. Don't ever go to a comedy show. Like leave Theo alone. You're literally fucking famous for fucking, didn't he kill somebody?

Isn't Kai the Hitchhiker the guy that's in jail? Hold on, we gotta Google this. Give this a Google. Yeah, because that dude, if it's the one I'm thinking about, he's actually in prison, right, for killing somebody. So is he trying to sue Theo from fucking prison? Spring is in full bloom on DraftKings Casino. New offers and promos are sprouting up daily.

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Oh, oh, he witnessed it. He didn't do it. He witnessed my favorite part of that. Oh, no, wait, he had a hatchet. That's what I thought. Because he's a smash, smash, smash. And he like smashed some dude. Yeah, he, he went viral for taking down a man

who attacked an innocent civilian. Oh, so self-defense. But he's still, isn't he in jail still or no? I heard it got dropped though. He was convicted and sentenced in 2018. He was found guilty and sentenced to 57 years in prison. Yeah, so he's in prison right now. So it's whoever owns his rights.

Yeah, he's currently incarcerated at New Jersey State Prison. So it's trying to sue Theo for 30 million. Who is his fucking lawyer? I mean, it's whoever owns like his ownership of like product and stuff, because you wouldn't kill an attorney. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to keep the money in there. So, you know, it's like when they make new Michael Jackson stuff, it's like it goes to the estate.

So it's whatever his estate is. That dude does not have an estate. He was homeless. I know, but like someone could have swooped in. Some like person was like, oh, I can monetize off this person sign me over all your rights. Maybe. That's hearsay.

We would need to definitely research that. Cause all I've read is that it's Kai that's doing it. That's crazy. So I don't know, but Kai even said that you need, we need to stop supporting people like this. And it's like, Theo's the most harmless fucking human in the world. He gives us the most banger soundbites too.

Like leave Theo the fuck alone. One of the funniest comedians, like Theo is my exact comedy type. I could obsessively watch him because he is just good hearted and so funny. He's a sweet boy too. When you meet him in person, like he's just so sweet, so courteous and like so humble. Like Theo, like the end.

What did he say in the clip? He said, I drive a Ford Ranger. Yeah, I'm like, that's so funny. He's like, what am I supposed to do? Yes, I have seen that. Yeah. That's like Ford Ranger. The way that he was so upset in the call, like you could really see how upset he was. My favorite moment with him is we were backstage at the, were you with me the LA show with Theo?

I was with Paul. Oh, oh yeah. I think it was me. Oh, I was trying to get you to hook up with Polly Shore. Yes, and Theo's backstage, she's like, how the hell do I get out of this place? I was like, oh, I'll walk you to the docks. And then he stopped midway of our walk and goes,

you think Jellie's to be okay if I leave? Jelly's performing at this moment. And I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure he's going to be okay. And he's like, all right, let's go. I still think you and Polly Shore would be the cutest couple, Hailey. He's the sweetest man. He is the sweetest.

That's the fucking weasel. Like, bro, he is an icon. The greatest part is Hailey has no idea who he was. I know. At all. I know. It's like we do and we're like, Polly. We're hanging out with him, we get home

and I'm like, Haley, we just hung out with Polly. Sure. And she goes, never seen a movie. I said, we're watching Sun in Law right now. When we travel, let's have a Polly, Polly Shore night. You will fall in love with young Polly. I thought he was cute when he was young. Yeah, young Polly is fucking a legend, dude.

I mean, old Polly is a legend too, but like young Polly was fucking boring. His new comedy stuff is so good. I love him. Yeah. Such a sweet soul. For sure. All right, who's going to kick this shit off?

Because I need to go home and snuggle with my fucking cow. You go. No, mine are depressing. I got a quick ass. All a sweet soul. For sure. All right, who's going to kick this shit off? Cause I need to go home and snuggle with my fucking cow. You can kick it out. No, mine are depressing. No, I got a quick ass. All right, cool. Oh, okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Okay, Lexi wants to know if I have a ticket to stage coach,

are you guys going to be doing a meet and greet? No. No, we can't do that. That's not our show. So I'm going to answer that from the business side of things. No meet and greets. No, there's like nothing like that. That's not our shows. I'm gonna answer that from the business side of things. No meet and greets. No, there's like nothing like that when it comes to stagecoach.

We can't facilitate things like that. But yeah, we'll wave. Yeah, you'll probably see us in the passings. You will normally always pull her out on stage, stuff like that. There was another question about meet and greets at post show and we don't wanna have any of that. Somebody asked me that on Snapchat last night stuff like that. There was another question about meet and greets at post show and we don't. No. Yeah, I just wanted to clear it out.

Yeah, somebody asked me that on Snapchat last night and I just told them that I'm not doing meet and greets ever again. No. Not that I don't want to meet people, it's just so much energy. It's a lot. And I want to be able to pour myself into each person,

you know, like, and if we do meet and greets, it's going to be a different way. Yeah, I was going to say for the book tour and things like that, when it comes to like your podcast, book touring type stuff, we are going to give you guys a very VIP experience. Yeah, yeah. Patreon members for sure. Yeah, that's all going to be in that kind of. But that's a bunny thing.

When we go on to do these things, when it's like a post Malone tour or stagecoach and music festivals, we can't just sort of taste stuff like that. Can't do it. Sorry. All right, go ahead memes. This is an ask, what are y'all's comfort TV shows? You know, the ones you have watched every episode,

at least twice the ones you have on in the background kind of shows. So I will go first. Give it. The office. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's my like background noise. Show so I will go first give it the office Really? Yeah Yeah, that's my like

background noise girl You're too young. No Not an office girl not my type you would appreciate the humor now Yeah, you have to be in a certain part of your life to appreciate the office So I don't watch anything twice. That's like a rule I have unless you like a movie like beaches or like twice. That's like a rule I have, unless it's like a movie, like Beaches or like, you know, like a nostalgic movie, but I refuse to watch anything twice.

I can't do it. My ADD can't handle it unless I watched it and just didn't comprehend it. Then I can watch it again. But if I watched it and I know the ins and outs of it, I don't see the point. Like my brain gets really bored and I can't watch it. So I watch literally anything true crime. So 48 hour, um, like 48 hours, you can rewash them. No, I just let them play on a loop. You have a comfort movie.

Comfort movie would probably be like the movies, like the eighties movies, you know, beaches, what was that movie you had us- Steel Magnolias. I still haven't watched that. You had us watch with the little girl- Beaches. That's Beaches? The best friends.

When we watched at the beach? Yeah. Yeah. I liked that movie a lot. It's so good. That was so cute. Yeah, like I love like old movies like that. So yeah, comfort movies would be like the old movies

from back in the day. I love that Disney has put like a lot of the old Disney movies on there. I know like it takes two. Yeah. Love that movie. Good movie. What's yours?

Two ends of the spectrum, SpongeBob and Gossip Girl. Yeah, I love Family Guy. I'll watch Family Guy all the time too. Or American Dad. SpongeBob's just running in. Yeah, I love Family Guy. I'll watch Family Guy all the time too. Or American Dad. SpongeBob's just running in my house all the time. SpongeBob, I just, I quote that on the daily too. Yeah. Yeah, what's yours, Jaime?

Gonna have to be New Girl. You ever watch that? The fuck? What? No, we've never watched that. You've never watched New Girl? No. No.

You know what? I've watched the first season, the girl who moves into the apartment. Yeah, with Zoe Deschanel. Yes, that gives Jaime vibes. I get it. Yeah. It's a comedy, easy watch, easy watch show. It's my comfort show.

Brooke hates it, but I love it. Does anyone ever watch Jaime was a girl in another life? I think so too. Cause he's so in tune with his feminine side. And I don't mean that like disrespectful because he's not like, he's very manly. But he's very sensitive. There's something sad about men

who were raised by single moms. Yeah. That's what it was. Jason was raised by a single mom. There is something, and I'm telling you, like there is a special sparkle in people raised by moms. I mean, Brighton. Yeah.

If you think about it, the past 12 years, yeah. Yes, there's something, and I love all these. He's masculine, but he's very, yeah. They have such a sensitive side and open and acceptance of just like the world and women. It's beautiful. I love it. Or ones that have sisters.

Yes. I had both of those. Yes. I can tell. You have a sister and a single mom. I know. A sister and a single mom. Yeah. There's something about those boys that are just so special. I love it. All right, moving on. I would like to be anonymous. Three years into my marriage, my husband started accusing

me of being born a man because I'm tall, Scottish to broadly shoulders and what the fuck ever made him think this even though I have children from a previous relationship and he knew me while pregnant, he would not leave me. He would not leave me alone about it. It's so much that I had to do a 23 and me. I was obsessed to prove it to him. So obsessed that I lost myself for a long time. Not that I'm being a victim.

I'm still married to him going on nine years total Yes, he did finally drop the subject, but I will never be the same mentally first of all What ma'am that's not a victim mentality what your husband did to you was abusive. That's abuse That's abuse that man literally has a skeleton in his closet something triggered that and he's projecting it onto you Somebody said something to him, something happened to him, something triggered him abusing you like that. And if I were you, I would have left him a long fucking time. Why are we still together? Why?

He's probably going to do that to your kids. And he's going to do this in another subject. Behind your back. Yeah. If he's saying that to your face. Yeah. No, there's, that's not going this in another subject. Behind your back. Yeah, if he's saying that to your face, no, that's not going to end right there. That is going to resurface in another way, may have nothing to do with that subject.

He is going to abuse you again in another subject. I mean, he's seen your vagina. How is he gonna say that you were a man, dude? He was literally bullying you. Yes, bullying is a little- That would always be a word. That would always be a word Literally bullying you, yeah. Yes.

And you deserve to feel the way that you do. You are right in every way that you feel. Your feelings are valid. If you need to go talk to a therapist to kind of work through it, do it. But the first thing you need to do is drop that fucking dud. Yeah, fuck that dude.

Man, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy. All right, well, we're gonna end it there. I love you guys. See you next week. Bye-bye. You know, starting your own business or podcast sounds glamorous until you're suddenly the host, editor,

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