Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Should I Have Jeffree Star's Baby?!

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

The gang is back and this week’s Ask, Tell, Confess is straight-up unhinged. We kick things off by admitting the wildest places we’ve ever gotten down, then dive into your anonymous confessions—some are an immediate HELL NO, but a shocking number we’d actually try.These stories are feral, disgusting, and honestly? Kinda hot. From graveyards and casino bathrooms to Harley hoods, Ferris wheels, creek beds and more, y’all truly have zero shame. Bunnie even starts calling friends mid-episode for their dirtiest hookup stories, just to prove nobody in her circle is innocent.Somehow, it turns into the ultimate hookup bucket list. Castles, lighthouses, private planes, love-cloud fantasies—everyone’s got a dream spot, and Hailee is fully committed to making her Amish buggy fantasy happen.If you’ve ever made a questionable decision in the name of love—or straight-up lust—you’re either gonna feel very seen… or like a total saint after this one.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's on your mind? So is a condom called a sheath? Yep. It can be. Sheath is just a more formal or old school word for it. No, protective covering. Same thing.

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How would a guy say it when he's putting it on? How does he say it using that? Me lady, can you help me put on thy sheath? Thy sheath. All right. So anyways, hello friends. Welcome to another. Adela

Confair That was my whistle For everybody who was in the comments Last week saying I don't whistle anymore Yeah Yeah Damn if you do Damn if you don't

You give me the little I did the A T L Oh we should have a little A T C Vee I love it I like it

We're fucking dorks She gets us So excited. Gang. She said dorks. Yeah. Okay. Oh my goodness.

I'm so excited. We literally have ran around all day long, meetings, uh, fucking you name it. Getting ready. Leaving to go to L.A. for two weeks almost. Have any of you guys packed? No. I have my suitcases in the car that I just bought for the trip just because.

I was wondering where you were. I was like, we have a glam in like 30 minutes and she's shopping. I was. I had to get cute little, you know, outfits to sleep in. I saw the bags down there. Yeah, baby. Listen, a girl had to step her game up and sex her frame up, okay?

Okay. That's the quote for summer. I'll know to come cuddle one night. Yeah. With your, bring your sheath. So last week was a hit. You guys loved the Ashtal Confess. So many people in the comments.

who told us the subject to do this week? A lot of people actually asked this. It wasn't not just a one person thing. It was a lot of people asked about this one. And I thought, you know what? If it's most asked, why not? Okay. Let's tell people what it is.

Everyone wants to know the wildest place that you've had sex. Dun, dun, dun. Where's the wildest place you've had sex, Haley? I don't think I'd be doing it at wild. Girl, you'd be fucking a werewolf costumes and fucking truckers. You know what? Okay, so that's not the, I mean, it was in the middle of an apartment complex out the side of his yellow Dodge Challenger. I remember that and I was in full on wolf makeup, including yellow contacts.

Ew. There's nothing sexy. He had to pull my cape up. There is nothing sexy about yellow contacts. I don't care who you are. When you're a wolf, it goes. The fact that you can pull your cape up. It's box.

Looks good when you're a wolf. Let me just put the cape to the side. Yeah. Oh, my. gosh. I think everybody knows mine. Graveyard. I've done it in Graveyard's a dentist office. You didn't know that one. Dentist office with the dentist? The dental assistant. Yeah. He was my man at the time. R. IP, Tony. Got it. Yeah. He was the dentist. Oh, uh, in the back of a Uber comfort. But it wasn't full sex going on.

Well, we were drunk. But yeah, that was it. That's hot. Yeah. I tip the, Did he just let you? Huh? He just let you go? She didn't say anything. I kept looking. He's probably fucking terrified. Yeah, she just kept looking straight.

Yeah. I mean, I'm sure if you're an Uber driver, you're definitely, you know, driving some passengers around that are getting blow jobs, banging in the back of the car. Yeah, I just kind of at the time through her 20

after I left, I'm like, I'm sorry. Sorry for the smell. Yeah. Sorry for the smell is wild. I would break check. Yeah. It was just one of those.

No one was driving home, just Ubered home. And it was, yeah. What position? Were you getting ahead? Brooke was. Brooke, I mean. Oh, it's brought. Yeah.

It was awesome. I don't think he's going to tell another story with it not being Brooke. I don't know. It could be a young. Young home. Young little whippersnapper. Oh, before the moment. I mean, I love sex outside.

I don't want to get caught. But I love sex outside. So, I mean, I've had sex in alleyways. Like, you just name it. It's. Free for all. The world is your oyster. You know? That's wild. How about you, memes? Where's the wildest place you've had sex? When I launched bunnyXO.com, one of the biggest things that took the pressure off was not having to piece together a bunch of different tools. Shopify had everything I needed in one place, from designing the site to launching it and taking orders so I could focus on the products instead of the tech.

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There's a lot of folds down there. I checked. We did a deep dive. Oh. All right. Well, that's hot, the woods. I'd like to get banged in the woods. That'd be hot up against a tree.

With my luck, I'd get fucking poison. Did you do it in our woods? You son of a bitch. You christen the compound. You already fucking christen the woods. And I haven't even had a chance to do that. She said, yeah, we've got 60 acres. I was like, wait, what?

Everyone gets an acre. All right, fine. It's a good quality air with all the trees. I'll be christening them soon. Right behind you. Right behind you. High five. High five.

Air five. People only knew that we turned into like fucking marble red smoking, fucking cognac drinking hillbillies when we talk about men. Oh, it's disgusting how we speak about men. It's like so wild. you guys. It's just like, I turn into somebody's uncle. You turn into a fucking construction workers are like a logger. I can picture you like in a flannel with a flannel hat with the flaps, you know. You're just picking up beard at a fucking dive bar. Yeah. Just hitting the fucking marble red.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. It would. All right. So let's look at some of these wildest places that people have had sex. We want to honor everybody's anonymity. That's the word I learned from that I was talking about us. Anonymity. That's crazy. Listen, I'm like, update on that. That person ended up telling their parents and they totally accepted the fact that they were gay. Yay.

Yeah. They have reached out. Yes. Update that the parents are totally cool with it. The dad was a little taken back, but has now fully accepted it. The mom immediately accepted the situation and very, very happy. I'm so happy that we were able to help that person. I've got that tattooed on my arm.

That makes me so happy. A red roller coaster is right there. It's the giant dipper In Santa Cruz How the hell you know that from white sticks That's like a fucking roller coaster? It's the most iconic one in America Is it a roller coaster?

Yeah, it's like 110 years old What are that six flags? It's not It's the oldest wooden roller coaster in America Wait, I see the palm tree in the bottom Yeah, you know what? I saw that as I was saying six flags And I

Santa Cruz, California Should be coming up Nobody cares I do I'm blind I am too. Hey, I can't read that. I mean you're going to have to read some of these because of the angle.

Oh, there we go. All right. This person said, I conceived my first child in a casino bathroom. I love that. I love that they know when they conceive their child. That's kind of fucking dope, though. I know when I can see both of my kids. I wonder who,

I wonder what casino it was and if they should have named their kid after the casino. I know this person, so I am going to reach out. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I literally, hold on, that reminds me of a TikTok I saw. And this couple had a baby and they named her all of June because their first date was at Olive Garden and their anniversary was like June 21st, whatever.

No, the first comment was like, Tinder May. It was so funny. The rest of the comments were just like like Hornhub or like something like it was so strange. I love the name Olive though. Olive is so cute. My friend has a better name Olive because they got married under an olive tree. Oh, my goodness. So sweet.

So sweet. I love that. Someone said on the hood of a car. Hot. I love getting made a hood of a car. Nothing makes a woman feel sexier than getting sprawled out on a car, dude. What kind of car, though? Mine was my Shelby Roush stage two.

It was a Mustang that I had. Mine was my Nissan. What did you just say? I said Subaru. Not the Subaru. Damn, does that they even have a hood? It's low, yeah, it's low, but why? Yeah.

You got a lot of surface area. All right. I had it all the one. Yeah. Hot. Got it. All right. Like it a lot.

All right. Bint her over my Harley while it was in my room to be worked on because no room in the garage. Hot. Wait, do you guys remember that really hot couple that came to that Shinedown concert in Texas? That's them. Speaking of Shined Down, shout out to our boys, Zach Myers. I fucking love him. Should we call in a source and ask him where the wildest plays was?

Yes. Let's do it. I'm going to face time. I'm going to call in a few people. Yes. We should. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it.

All right. Zach Myers, you better answer the phone, you fuck. He was just getting tattooed. He said he's had his back worked on for 11 hours now. Damn. Maybe he's probably not going to want to answer then. That's my microphone so high. Damn.

I was like, hey guys. You know what? I'm tired of you never answering the phone. Literally text me like five minutes ago. All right. We're going to try to call Matt Matthews because Zach sucks. Hold on. Do we see this one? Oh, man. I think people get scared when I face time. You know what? I kind of would. Hello? What are you doing?

Driving to the vetting? I need to ask you where the wildest place you've had sexes. The wildest place? Yeah. Mine was a graveyard and a dental office. Are you someone a podcast? Yes, we're calling random people asking them the wildest places they've had sex. That's hot. Where the horses is watching? Oh, oh. Probably. That's like some beastiality. I love you.

I miss you. We're going to call a couple other people now. Bye. Okay. Who else? Jeffrey. Jeffrey. You know he's had some.

Did we see this one on the left? Guys. All right. What does it say? What did it say? I said, used to visit the Dollar General store regularly. The parking lot is perfect spot. I get it.

The Dogen? Yeah, the little DG. The little Dogen? P in the DG. It's a lighting. Jeffrey's probably on a fucking live, okay? Yeah. We should request to join his live.

Try to get him to answer. What are you, dyke swan? What are you doing? You sexy motherfucker? I cannot wait to see you. I can't wait to suck a dick with you. Oh, dude. Tap, tap, tap the rotisserie all over the face, baby.

I'm going out my camel's built a knife. We're calling everybody. Or Assydam, where's the wildest place you've ever had sex? Oh, my God. Let me hit this. You look so hot right now. You look like so manly and hot, dude. Yeah, I haven't shaved in a couple of days.

I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh, let's do it, baby. I'm ready. We're both single and ready to mingle. We'll film it. We should have the kid. I, fucking.

Give me your sperm, Jeffrey. Oh, my God. Fastest metabolism. So creative. Let's do it. Funniest baby ever. Let's do it. Wow.

Let's do it. We'll talk about it in L.A. over Zena. Okay. So crazy. Oh, God. Is sucking dick and having the co-pilot take pictures, Racy? Oh. That counts.

That's good. Is this the pictures we've seen? I feel like I've seen that photo. I feel like. Yeah. Wow. I didn't know the co-pilot took it. Now that I live on a farm, like literally by the creek,

in the middle of nowhere. He's in the creek. He's in the creek. You being quiet on the creek, baby? I love that. My dog bunny and pink tractor's coming by. I'm not kidding. That is so funny.

That is so Jeffrey coded, dude. Look at. It's, I can. Oh my God. Hi, baby. All right. I love you so much.

I'll see you in L.A. I love you. I love you. Bye, baby. Bye. Shit. All right. Can we call Briley?

Yeah, call Briley. Yep, call Briley. She's probably like, what? She's in the bathtub with a Coke. In the bathtub with a Coke in her hand and probably Cheesecake Factory. She's so, dude. Briley's everything. Let me see.

I love her so much. It's normally how she answers. You guys got to hear this song that she sent me. Remind me to play it for you. It's so good. Hold on Neil's calling. Oh. Hey friend.

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Ask my divorce attorney. Hey, where's the wildest? He's, he can't handle. No. Poor Neil is, he's over me. Yeah, he's over me. My divorce attorney literally said, I give people suggestions and they normally listen.

I've learned that Bunny is going to do things her way. Yes. Why is no one answering today? Because they don't fucking love us. Does everyone work and have, lives, that's great. I hate this. What's next?

Here, we'll go through some more. Let's go back to some of these while we figure out who else to call. Oh, Bradley's in the studio. Be inappropriate with. He said she's cooking. Oh, my, great. Just listen, let her cook.

I can't wait. Let her cook. Let her cook, baby. Someone said they did it in Coles. I would like to know if it was inside or out. The dressing room. Did you use Coles Cash? Everybody fucks in dressing rooms.

Everybody fucks in dressing rooms. Yeah. Hot tub at a hotel is fucking wild. Do you know. How much. Okay, so there was a swingers club that I used to go to in Vegas called the Red Rooster. Is it the one with the meatballs? The Roos, yep, the where I got drugged with the meatballs.

They have a hot tub, and the hot tub used to have like this coating of like bubbled sperm on the top. No. No. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. Wait, I have a serious question, though. Like, sperm can survive in certain elements. Can it survive in a hot tub?

because it's hot? No, it kills it. It kills it, but it can bubble at the top. Like, it was a thick layer of just like smegma. Oh, smegma, okay. I just got goosebumps. I'm going to gag. A gazebo in the middle of the cemetery. We have somebody here who has, Hang on, no, scroll up a little bit. Hold on. We have somebody here who has, um, experience with a gazebo. That's crazy. You know what? That could be one of mine, mine.

Yeah, that was hot. The story you told us. It was. And it was like storming outside, overlooking mountains and. Yeah. That's kind of romantic. It was.

I love that. Yeah. It was romantic, yeah. Quiet on the creek. No. Why are we skipping? What are we skipping? Oh no.

I can't see this. I can't see this a glare. If you zoom in. the one on the left I got this one I fucked this alt chick in the woods slapped her spit

in her mouth slapped her well hold on comma slapped her spit in her mouth then bent her over you did that in our fucking woods bitch you did that in our woods you didn't even give me a chance

slapped and spit in the mouth fucking hot and heathen god I like it. Record it next time. Damn it. He said he was like,

almost pulled out the camera. I'm almost jealous. Okay. Now I got to fucking one-up that. Yeah. We're going to all have to one-up each other. Yeah. On the phone.

Just random. She's going to be in the creek. We're all just going to send videos. I'm over here. We'll have like a little, a little board where it's like, did it here. We should have a map and just put push.

Yeah, exactly. Yes. I love that, dude. It's like, where's bunny? She's at the card check. That's an idea. Oh. With the Amish, you should do that.

He doesn't, he doesn't, I need more Amish. She said I need a horse and buggy. So for everybody that's at home, Haley has this obsession with banging an Amish dude, but he has to be like straight up Amish. We made a dating profile one time and it said if the buggy is a rocking, don't come and knock you. Yes. She wants a horse and buggy like straight up.

I would do it in a horse and buggy. Oh my gosh. be kind of hot. I would do that too. I know. But he has to be like so gothic. He has to be like a hot. He has to be like a hot. He has to be like a hot. Umish though. Like not. I see. Some that are not bad looking. But that could be like my area though. But those are, I think those are men and I'm. Should we go to Amish country when we get back? Please. I bet you they have Amish and Cali. I just love to go. I bet the Cali. I just love them so much. Do they live in California? I don't mean this is offensive, but do they bathe regularly? Yep. No. Okay. Wait, you said yep. Why wouldn't they? I'm sure. I think they.

Somebody on the comment answer. Yeah, no, someone once told us because we've talked about Amish before. They can't use like deodorant. Is that like they're like, it's not as regular as like an everyday washer. Right. Yeah, they're like washing off in the creek or whatever.

Well, that's Haley's a fantasy. So yeah, maybe some. Too bad the Amish can't wash this. Maybe an Amish guy listens to this freaking podcast. There's no way. He doesn't have a phone.

They're on Rump Springer. Unless he is. I would like the one. that have the secret phones. Lunch bringer? You know what that is, right? I love the tick. The ones on TikTok with the secret phones.

Those are my name. They all have the secret. I love them so much. They're like guys in prison when they sneak the cell phones in. Those are my favorite lives. Those are my favorite lives. On TikTok. Yeah.

Yeah. So one's in a nursing home parking lot in broad daylight. She was on a lunch break. No one's going to hear shit out there. That's hot. Denny's bathroom. I appreciate it. I appreciate a girl getting hers on her lunch break.

Hold on here's Zach Myers. I'm in a massage fool. Call you back. Answered in the massage. They all get massages before the concert. I get it. I said you have to answer. It's important.

You're going to interrupt this pre-concert massage. Oh, like he hasn't had 575. They live on the fucking road, dude. Did you see his Instagram last night of him in the red light mask? No. I was like, Zach. I need one. He said, but wait, where'd you get it?

Max, send me the link. The link. All right. That's funny. A porta potty? Ew. That's, that's, you see the guy that just recently got stuck in one? No.

He wouldn't come out? Nope. He wouldn't come on or they wouldn't let him out. I can't remember because I kind of didn't. Did he, in the hole you mean? In it. You didn't get stuck? That's, that's crazy.

No. Don't like it. In it. Yeah, he wanted to be there. I was a bachelorette party at a bar behind him. the building by the dumpster doggy style. That's pretty much brought back. High school library behind a rock on a hiking trail while others walked by.

That's a little. I like it. All right. A little too close to minors. Yeah, I don't want to, I'm not trying to offend anybody or get charges. Okay.

Yeah. She could also make it in high school. Fair enough. Yeah. On a royal estate in the UK, that's my dream. Okay. In the back of a smog master?

That's one of my new fantasies. I want to fuck in a castle. In the castle? Yes. Scotland? I want to bang Dracula in a castle. Oh, you guys got to see this church my friend sent me. She's in Europe right now. Can we go back to Europe, please? Can we take that? Yeah. The Europe trip. Baby, the world is our oyster. We can do whatever we want and be on whatever timeline we want to be on. Yeah. Church, church. A lot of church. You know what? I've done. There was a lot of church once. Me too. No one was there on right. So, yeah. I've. I grew up in the church, so things happened.

All right. You know, random person, God forgave me. I don't want to hear it. Mrs. I fucking got spit on in the woods. And slapped. Jason, use commas next time. I couldn't read that. Oh, hell no.

What does that say? Granny's Retire Village hot tub. Could you imagine that smegma? That probably smells like geratol. I feel like it's like yellow. Mothballs. it's like when soup sits in the refrigerator for a little too long and gets that like hard coating on top like grease yeah I am hot roast turning you guys off um right all right oh look apartment balcony

haley that's crazy what does that one say cornfield called i'd be so scared got corn right up the ass. Oh. And it was hot as fuck. Sex. Hot as fuck sex. So I was okay with that. Wait,

he put the corn in your ass? Or were you, maybe she was laying as fuck. Maybe she was laying down. Do you think he hussed it first? No. We're going two different directions. Oh,

no, but I genuinely am like, first of all, have you guys ever been in a cornfield? Yeah. Yeah, they're scary. It's itchy. Absolutely not.

I'd be terrified. Itchy as fuck. Bugs everywhere. Like, that's crazy. No, cornfields are not, have you not seen children on the corn? It's kind of hot. Speepers, creepers. Every scary movie.

Kind of like it. I'd be like, why is Mimi's car down by the fucking cornfield up the road? What are those headlights in the middle of cornfield? That's fucking crazy. Whose butthole is that? Oh, my God, okay. Dylan, where's the wildest place? you've ever had sex. Wait, you paused it.

Wait, you paused it. You can't pause it. We got to see your face. It's not. It's not me. It's your damn phone. It's because you need a new phone. He's reporting with a calculator. Where's the wildest place you've had sex? Boring. Oh my God. I don't know if I could air that. We're just going to bleed that. He's so shy. This motherfucker talk so much shit. And then when he's put on the spot, wants to get shy.

In the back of his mom's car while she was driving us to our homecoming dance? That's fucking disgusting. Whoa. Fucking in front of your mom. That's weird. There was a couple of them that were like, my mom was talking to me and he just slipped it in. Whoa. What?

Absolutely. Huh? Uh-huh. I couldn't do that. That's rude. My mom was talking to me. She was having a conversation with her mom and he just slipped it in while they were talking. What does that fucking mean?

How do you not see that? And how do you just slip it in without, you know, getting a little aroused? You know what? I think I know. They were in the bed. Mom walked in, hey, honey. Yeah. And then they were like, he spent the night but they didn't do anything.

That's their story. And then if the mom's talking and they're in the bed together, you can just. That person was fulfilling a fantasy of fucking the mom too. Yeah. Like that's gross. If you're watching the mom speak to the daughter. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dudes are slimy little fuckers. Buffalo Wild Wings. Men's bathroom during a UFC fight and got kicked out. Oh, you got caught. Get it, brother.

Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite one. Did you get free wings? Yeah. That's what I want to know. Yeah. I take a few bites before.

I left. I had sex in a private plane hanger on the toolbox and then one in one of the planes. That's hot. That's hot. All right. I would do that. I like it. I will do that.

I will do that. My family was in the living room several feet away. Why do people fuck in front of their family? I don't know. That's a little weird. I never got into that and I've done some weird shit. Small town carnival BJ on the Ferris wheel followed by sex at the fishing here. Oh, okay.

I've fucked around on a Ferris wheel before. Yep. Okay. Got fingered on a Ferris wheel. You have finger on a fair as well. Yes. And I had sex on a fair as well. I have had sex in a movie theater.

How do you get leverage when it's rocking like that? You just sit down. He's sitting and you squat down like reverse cowgirl. Oh, okay. Bouncing. And it didn't rock at all? I mean, yeah, you can't finish. You're not finishing.

You're literally just doing it for the novelty. That's it. You're just fucking on a fair to look. Yeah. There's no ejaculation. Storage units. Wow. Graveyard.

Oh, look, someone had a graveyard. Abandon house, that's my fantasy. That's kind of hot. I would do that. We looked at Jurymeney and we did it at the tower of a castle. Okay, that's all you right there. Yep. Yeah.

You know what I think would be so hot. Have you guys ever seen the movie Mermaids with Cher and Winona Ryder? No. Such a good movie. You guys have to watch it. It's an old school movie, but she has sex in a lighthouse. That would be hot with the wings. So romantic.

Yeah. Yeah. With like candles everywhere. Very hot. Yeah. That'd be hot. I like that. Mm-hmm.

I would do that. We're going to leave this, this freaking episode horny as hell. Hemer's going to go home and bang the shit out of Brooke. She's like, what the hell got into you? Blockbuster bathroom? Let's go. Wait, how fucking long ago was that? When the fuck was there a blockbuster that was open?

Yeah, that was hot. Church basement with the pastor's son during his dad's sermon. Damn. For respect? Yeah. That was crazy. Dad's not coming down there. Yeah.

In a car driving down the highway, he was driving an eye set on his lap. How could he see? I'd be too scared. It's a little dangerous. Crazy. Unless it's the Tesla. I heard they drive themselves now. They do.

Oh, so you just fucking a Tesla. Wow. You could bang in a Tesla anytime. You could. Lean back. Yeah. All right. Treehouse.

Okay. Oh, that's romantic. A little unsafe. Mid-90s. park that that's kind of weird kind of weird kids park i feel like with cars they're off limit yeah why are we don't do that if it's like nighttime and there's no kids there i get that yeah yeah but if it's like during the day like what are you doing on a trampoline that's where i first messed around roller rink in a DJ booth that's kind of cool all right okay wait on a tube getting pulled behind a

boat how hot how do you stay on yeah like you're holding on jet ski you're holding on trying to go It's easy. Yeah, I feel like that's a tube getting pulled. I mean, they might have been just pulling them around the lake. So they have this thing or they had this thing in Vegas too that used to call, they used to call Love Cloud or Love Something. And you could literally rent a private jet for 30 minutes and you would go up and this private jet was nothing but a big ass bed and you could fuck and then come back down.

Love Cloud. I forget what it was called. But yeah. I got a blue light in there. Oh, gosh. Ew. Yeah. That'd be sick.

It'd be like a glow stick. Yeah, no. Glow stick exploded. Yeah. It'd look like veneers and fucking black light. That's funny as fuck. Lots of cars. Oh, so many cars.

Yeah. Bucky's parking lot. Yeah. Buckys. I hope you got a. The beaver and the beer. Pork sandwich after. That would be, yeah, what would you be your post snack at Buckees after fucking in the parking lot?

Beaver nuggets. I get a brisket. I don't even got a bank. Give us a fucking beer nuggets, baby. Beefer nuggets. Shit. Diet Pepsi.

Oh, diet? Yeah. Regular Pepsi. You need a little gatorade after that. They're beef jerky. Their jerky is good. Their beef jerky bar. They've got everything.

We love buckies. Floor of a restaurant. A cardboard dumpster. Floor of a restaurant bathroom. That's dirty. I have fucked in numerous bars. I get that. laying on the floor in any of those places?

No. Please don't. I don't get the cardboard dumpster. That's a hard gnar. Nah. All right, guys, we are on our way to L.A. Don't fucking mind us. We got a skedaddle, but next week's Ask Talken Fest will probably do in a L.A. studio.

So love you. See you guys later. Bye.