Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Social Media Is Ruining Everything

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the girls are back with wild stories, real talk, and zero filter. From a chaotic motocross trip to the culture differences between Nashville and the West Coast, they break down the rise of the “bro ho” and everything that comes with it.Things get hilarious fast—makeup wipes mistaken for baby wipes, a ping pong ball incident you won’t believe, and plenty of moments that have everyone crying laughing. But in true ATC fashion, they also get into the deeper stuff—girl code, social media drama, and the struggle of staying authentic online.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You need a top hat with that one I like it a top hat with that one I like it We are back, baby, better than ever. I'm excited because, you know, Instagram has been delivering. This is my new favorite platform to ask for this because they get wild. They get wild. So every Sunday, we all three post in our stories for Ask Tell Confess Now.

You guys have been going fucking balls to the wall. It's been really insane. But tell me about you guys this weekend. You guys went to motocross. Oh, yeah, we went to motorcross. It was really exciting, but when I tell you what a difference between Nashville and being on like the West Coast. Jason literally was like, I feel bamboozled. I didn't see a single broho.

If I would have been there, there would have been one. What's a broho. Yeah, too. That's a broho. Okay. So like it. Let's ask Sunny. Oh my God, please.

Let's see what Sunny's definition of a broho is. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. We're going to insert pictures of me and bunny, circa, let's say, 2008. 2000's Y2K era. Yeah. And you had a very certain look to you. Yeah. Sunny.

Hello, Sunny. Hey there. What's up? I'm all is. Well, metaphorical ones. Tell me what's on your mind. What exactly is a broho? Ah, the broho phenomenon.

It's basically a playful slang mashup of bro and boho, as in bohemian. Picture a guy who's all about the chill, layback, free-spirited vibe. Like he's wearing a band team, maybe he's into yoga festivals or crystals. Sunny, shut up! Oh, got it, no worries, I'll zip it. Whenever you're ready. Okay, broho in the motocross sport, what is the broho slang? What does that mean?

In motocross, when fuchs throw around broho, they're usually talking about the girls who hang around the scene, often fashionably into the motocross lifestyle, maybe dating riders or just vibing with the adrenaline culture. It's a cheeky term, not always super flattering, but it's basically about those who embrace the whole MX aesthetic without necessarily shredding the track themselves. So like me when I wore Etnys and didn't get on one skateboard?

Right. Or you wear a West Coast chopper and don't ride. You know, like that's how it is. So I always had the black in my hair. That's broho. Like the blonde, the black, or sometimes you added like pink or red. Backwards hats. Trucker hats.

We didn't have that a lot in the Midwest. The nautical star, the... Oh, yeah. Like the North Cow stars. We literally both have the exact same wrist stars. Yeah. Yeah. And these were like probably my second or third tattoo as a kid.

Yep. Yeah, no, we didn't have that. I'm just not learning what that is too. Oh, you didn't know what a broho was? No, now I mean, I know what it was called, but now I know what it was. You know the exact girl we're talking about. Oh, yeah. That reminds me of Brandy, the girl who cut my hair at supercuts when I was a kid.

I was in love with her. I think that's what that was. She was a broho. That sounds like a broho occupation. They all went to cosmetology school. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny.

Yeah. But it's like every sport. So like baseball has them. I don't know what baseball calls them. And then there's like wags, wives. What is it? Wives and girlfriends are professional athletes. Like that.

Then there's like it's all. A buckle bunny would be it. A buckle bunny. When you think about buckle bunny, you can envision exactly what one of those girls look like. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

It's actually it was a whole. whole generation. It was. It was. I like that. Especially if you grew up on the West Coast. Miss it. Yeah, me too.

A lot of the studded belts. Yes. I had a hot topic. Yeah. Yeah. Is that is that literally hot topic was broho central. Mine was no fear. We had like a store called no fear, not just like the brand and they carried metal

militia. Yes. Carries like all of that kind of stuff. And then Jason would be considered a bro. So it was like. Okay. So I was thinking it was the guys. The guys were like, girls are brohose.

Flatroom. and then they would literally like tuck it up. Oh, so hot. I still love that luck. Yeah. And it literally is like a scoop. Oh, hell. That's totally my type and I married a fucking, a fucking Nashville boy.

Like, what the hell? I've tried to turn him into a bro all the time and he's like, no, bitch. It's like, I am not West Coast. I am Antioch, Tennessee. Take it or leave it. Did we see that Britney Spears is in rehab? I know. Yeah, Britney Spears is in rehab.

They said it was her choice. So if it was her choice, I am so proud of her for acknowledging that she needs help, obviously. But Britney Spears is the type of person who is the perfect example of someone whose spirit was broken and lost their hope. Oh, I get that. She was so full of life as a child and, like, as she was grown up, even when she was dating Justin Timberlake. And then it was like after Justin Timberlake, she completely went downhill. And I think it was just her family. And I honestly think she was heartbroken over Justin, even though they had their like back and forth.

But I just feel like her spirit was broke somewhere along the way and she lost all hope and kind of gave up. Yeah, no, I get it. Like you see that so often with child stars. Yeah. She's one of the most iconic figures, pop stars of our generation. She was like freaking Michael Jackson for girls. Yes. Like, and I get it.

Like Christine Aguilera is big too, but she's a different like thing. She was very niche. Right. Versus Brittany was so across the board. Right. Even if you didn't listen to her, you knew who she was. Yeah. And she was just super sweet and just super like you could tell that she just had like a very warmness about her.

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Well, moving on. Let's move on to some of these questions and stories. Who wants to kick this off? Because Instagram is fucking crazy. I finally have people. I think people heard me on the last episode. We're like, all right, we'll go to Haley. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'll start.

Okay, go. All right. Someone said, I kept running out of my Avino makeup remover wipes, and I couldn't figure out what the fuck was happening. Finally, in conversation with my husband about the grocery list, we figured out that he thought they were baby wipes and was using them on his ass. It was funny, but also disturbing.

I didn't get that. he was using Avino makeup remover wipes on his ass I thought they were baby wipes I didn't hear the Avino part first

but would that make your butthole hurt I would assume it would stink a makeup remover yeah oh but I mean you can use it on your face why would it hurt your butthole

if it's fucking hurt in your butthole don't use it on your face well it's because you're putting it on a hole that kind of like irritates it I think but here's the thing I don't like I already don't like fucking makeup wipes. I think they're gross. I think if you use makeup wipes over washing

your face, you are dirtball. Like soap. And I'm calling you out, movie. I'm calling you out. It's, dude, soap and water, bitch. Soap and water, okay? Like, you use a makeup wipe first, but then wash a bath. Then wash your face. I use a bomb now. I got her into a whole skincare routine. Yeah. I'm proud of you. But you, that's dear T. Okay. If you're not, using a fucking soap and water. That'd be like washing your vagina with just a baby wipe. That's disgusting. That's gross.

You would walk around smelling like fucking hoot-nanny juice all day long. There's no way. But I walk my face like in the shower with like therapy. Yes, but if you go home and you just like if you go home from having a night out and you only fucking makeup wipe your face and then get into bed, that's me. Dirtball. Okay. Well, I've done that some nights out if I didn't feel like I.

I get it every now and then. and drunk and going home, like, but if that's like your regular routine. No. I also don't wear makeup every single day. No. Yeah. I wear makeup very rarely. Yeah.

I hate, I fucking hate wearing makeup. So do I. The older I get, I don't want it on me. Yeah. But I like when it's on me, but I don't like putting it on. Makeup irritates you, though. You get like such a runny nose. Like I kind of feel like you're allergic to makeup a little bit.

I am. And your eyes start to burn and they get blurry. I was just telling Lisa, my trainer. because we were talking about how your eyes burn i didn't know this i went to go get my lashes done did i tell you guys about this whole experience that i had i okay yeah yeah yeah yeah so i'm trying to embrace the natural look and i just don't think the natural look wants to embrace me oh i get it me taking off my eyelashes absolutely not i've only had my lashes done twice in my entire life the first time the girl put them on i looked like i had eyebrows on my eyelashes like it was i looked like bert and orney

Like it was, she went into the kitchen and got kitchen scissors and was holding her lashes out and cutting them. I walked in on you doing that. That was the most barbaric thing I've seen you do. No, I've shaved my own pussy lo. I've seen you do some other things, but still, we're straight. But then I go to get my eyelashes done this time and the lady fought me on what I wanted. And finally, I didn't fight with her anymore. I was like, you know what?

The sky is fucking green. Whatever you say. So I let her put the lashes on that she wanted to put on me. I face-timed Haley when I was walking out. Go ahead, Haley. Tell them what you saw. Nothing. And they're already all off.

They're already all off. I literally think I have like one or two. It took me going like this. I couldn't see them. When you walked in that day. It was like you put mascara on the outer corners of your lashes. Yeah, it was the most horrific thing. So I just don't think, I think I'm just destined to always have to wear a fucking makeup and like, you know.

But I am going to get another fat transfer underneath my eyes. and maybe once I do that, then I can just go bare buck nature. You're not going to see. No, I won't. Probably not. I like to pretend. It's okay. A girl can dream.

Same. Well, I got a tint and a perm for my lashes because I was like, okay. Oh, that's what I want to do. But you have lashes. I don't, to begin with. If my lashes were like your length, then I would rock no lashes. But because I have nothing, I look like my dad in a wig. And I, sorry, sorry, dad.

She sent a picture and I said, did we get it yet? I said, yeah. It's funny because Nikki, my best friend, the one that did it, he was like, I think you're going to like it even more now. And I look in the mirror and I just start busting up laughing because I was like, did you do it? Because I literally had nothing. She had like, like, two sprinkles of lashes.

I was like, it looks like the TikTok sounds like, hope you're hungry for nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm over it. That was yours too. I'm just never going to ever have lashes. Okay. I do love when my lashes are permed. And I think Bunny would like hers if they were permed.

I just feel more like pretty infillen with lashes. A permanent tint would look beautiful on your lashes. I've tried everything. It doesn't work for me. She's like, I don't want natural lips. I don't want natural lashes. I decided to let my close friend have a threesome with me and my boyfriend. We completely got shit face and it went down.

She left the next morning and we went about our business. A few days later, she came over and was like, girl, I took a plan B just to be safe. I looked her dead in her face and said, girl, he fucked you in the ass. Her jaw dropped to the floor like, what? She didn't believe it. So I called my boyfriend and had him confirm it too. She was just shocked. Like, wow, my asshole didn't hurt the next day.

So you get a small penis? I don't know. Or she just took it like a damn champ. How do you not know the difference between your asshole and your vagina? They must have been really fucked up. I don't know. Fucked up or it's... Yeah, little.

Yeah. I thought it was fucking hilarious. God. Because I know the moment. Can you imagine taking a plan B when you don't have to, though? And then fucking fucked your body up for it. Oh, you just caused chaos to your hormones for no reason. In the butt.

All right. Okay. I got a butt one too. Well, you're definitely not pregnant. Yeah. All right. This one says, When I was 18 years old, I had my first serious boyfriend.

I'm pretty much one of those people that's down to explore anything at the time. Well, I decided to let him insert ping pong balls into my butt. Why, I don't know. But here we are ping pong balls from beer pong the night before. Yes, we watched them, you weirdos. Clearly, uh, anywho, they're in there. Three of them, in fact. All was fun in games.

And then it came time to take them. out. Yep. Here comes one. Here comes two, but however three would not come out. It was fully stuck and I immediately started to panic as one does. We start to try to loom me up and insert fingers squatting as low as I could possibly go and it would not come out. And I don't know what happened next. The next few minutes, sheer panic and the sheer will of hearing wild ER stories I was not about to be one of those. The ball finally came out. And to this day, do not insert any foreign objects near my ass ever.

Like a human gunball machine. I have had the privilege of watching ping pong balls get shot out of a vagina. Lucky. But never an asshole. How far do they go? they come out oh do they make a sound a ping pong ball and a vagina like I'm talking like you remember those toys as a kid you'd stick them in a ball and then squeeze them they come out full force like I'm telling you these girls would shoot them out of their vagina on stage I might have to Google that later I would like to see Palomino Club shout out to Palomino Club in Las Vegas they get crazy that's where the same place I saw the dude fuck the watermelon oh yeah shit gets crazy upstairs and downstairs I don't remember this why have we never gone there I told you guys I told you guys have I don't have the dude hump in the watermelon. I've told this story before on the podcast.

You don't remember the watermark? Was I dissociating? I don't know, maybe. But we went to go see male dancers one night. Me and Tosh and we went downstairs. Upstairs they were shooting ping pong balls out of their vaginas. And then downstairs this guy is doing this dance. He comes out.

He's hot. Getting it going. Literally goes down to like dive on the stage and do that thing that like strippers do. Yeah. Sticks his wiener in a freaking. watermelon and just starts going to town on the watermelon on stage. Did you finish? I don't know. Was it watermelon season? I'm sure. I'm sure it was soft and smushy. Seedless or not because what do you got a seed stuck in the? Okay, but how do you even think of like I'm, you know what? I think

do you ever look at things that are not vaginas and think I could stick my dick in that? I've definitely a passing thought, but I don't dwell on it. It does pass my. I feel like most guys do. I do and I don't have a penis. Okay. You just wonder. You ever saw a hole and been like if I had a dick, I'd stick it in there? It depends on what the hole is. No.

I don't look at every hole like that. No, not every hole. You can't be sticking your dick in every hole. No. All right. There are some holes though that look tempting. One of your exes confessed and he said one time you let you let him put it in your ass and ended up in the ER.

That may or may not be true. I'd have to really hear the story. I think if it's right, I think it's been. because I was like super constipated. It wasn't because he hurt me. So if I can remember correctly, I don't know the entire story. I would have to hear him tell the fucking story. Yeah, that's all I said.

Yeah. All right. I think I had to drink like a drink. I'm not, I don't know. I'd have to call him and ask him. But phone a friend. Oh, fuck. He already is having.

He is having so much fun online right now. Like, let him have. came up on Jason's for you page the other day. He goes, I'm pretty sure her ex showed up on my four you page. I went down the wormhole. He watched all the videos. Yeah. No, he's, I love it, because he has our back and he's, he's, he's rooting for us. He got upset that I said that he was my biggest fan, even though I was being sarcastic. But I just think it's very sweet that he's always sticking up for us. Okay, I have a confession. My stalker ex-boyfriend would not leave me alone for over a year after we broke up. I blocked him from every social media account and blocked

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Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that was like the thing to do. I think he was born in the wrong era. Yeah. That was the thing. I'm telling you, man,

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That's a good one too. Comments. It's like a lot of people would second guess what they'd be saying. Yeah. If you had to, if you got charged every time you left a comment, you would not fucking be a troll or you wouldn't fucking lie on people. Who would get the money, the person you're commenting under? Like, of someone.

No, I mean, it's probably like a cable service or something. Wi-Fi service. Yeah. That's crazy. This is an ask. Okay, it's a long one. Is it ever okay for a girl in the friend group to date an ex, another girl dated six plus months or more? For more context, the guy was a total piece of shit or does it break girl code?

Men will literally fuck anything with a heartbeat. They have no brocode. I say it's not okay. It's disrespectful. Girl code to me equals means X's or. off limits, no zone for us all. What are your thoughts? Well, if he's a piece of shit, why are we dating them anyway? I mean, women love pieces of shit. I know I've had a few. Yeah. I think, I think unless that person was just like, yeah, here you go. Probably not. I don't find any of my

friends ex is attractive because I see what they went through with them. And I'm like, why do I I go through that? Yeah. But I just don't, I do think it's breaking girl code. I, and, you know, it's crazy because I try to hook my exes up with anybody. My friend Bree just texted me. She ran into one of my exes. And I was like, dude, you guys look really cute together. I was like, what? I was like, he needs a good woman.

Like, if someone's not right for me, but like I have a friend that I think they would be together. Yeah. Like, I feel like it's like a permission thing. Yeah. As long as it's a real and you're not setting your friend up for failure. but if like the friend goes behind your back and starts like you know messing with the dude then that's a problem yeah for sure I kind of did huh I kind of did that I end up with Jason no I know and you've told that story before but I grew up it's been 15 years I was yeah you were 18 yeah exactly

but also you guys kind of had a little there's a few technicalities in there yeah yeah I feel like that situation is very like, single way female with you. Yeah. Yeah. So technically she wasn't really your friend. She was, yeah.

Yeah. That's true. I agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like though if you saw what your friend went through and the guy's a piece of shit, we shouldn't be pursuing that situation to begin with though.

Yeah. I think always have your girls back, you know, always fucking men are going to do what men are going to do. Yeah. But if the women around you, you can't trust them, then you need to re,

um, assess your friend group. Yeah, and ask her permission, not ours. Yeah. Well, it was, I think it was done to her. Oh, wait. Her friend started dating the piece of shit that she broke up with. Yeah, the friend should definitely be asking permission. Yeah, if the friend didn't come to you beforehand, that's fucked up for sure. Definitely breaking girl code. There are a lot of technicalities that go into it, but straight down the middle, girl code is do not fuck. Don't be a homie hopper. and you know, fuck with other,

uh, dudes in the crew. And plus why would you want somebody your friend was with? That's weird. Yeah. You know? Eskimo sisters. Yeah.

Go ahead. Um, all right. So one night I was feeling it. So I took a few pictures of my boot nanny and ass using a snapchat filter. Tasteful, but only for him, obviously.

I was not a very showy person. Put it on a story, didn't she? I go to sleep and my 14-year-old son comes in the room two hours later. No. Very sternly tells me to get on Snap and figure it out. I was discombobulated and confused. Girl, my whole shit was on my fucking Snap story. I never used Snap ever.

I don't know how I did it, but my kid and probably multiple of my clients have now seen it. I immediately deleted my whole account. My son wouldn't even leave it. look at me for two days. I was mortified and it takes a lot to embarrass me. Golly, that sucks. I've done that before, but not my vagina. What'd you put on there? It was years ago, so long ago, and it was me drunk hiding in a laundry room while people were arguing outside, like outside in the kitchen. And I recorded it for my own. Haley is always in some weird shit, dude. You know, who's in Miami. Even weirder. Story just keeps.

More layers to the story. Why were you in the... I was hiding because I think the cops were called. And I didn't want to be involved. So I let them have it. But I recorded just in case anything happened. And I meant to save it from Snapchat and I posted it to my story. And I think I deleted it because my grandma responded to my story.

She goes, did you mean to post this on your story? I said, nope. One thing about grandma, she's going to catch you. She's on it. She's on your shit. It is on it. Every app. Yeah.

I love that. Even Twitter. One time Jason accidentally sent his ball to a co-worker. Ball? A female coworker. He only has one. He grabbed it just one to send me a happy Mother's Day. Oh, like the Texas belt buckle.

Yeah. That's what they call it when a guy puts his balls up right here and then they, well, you can do it with one or two and then they push them out and they hold it right here. It's called a Texas belt buckle. How the fuck do you know this? don't know. That's crazy. I know the most useless information. I fucking had this. I schooled my husband last night. Go ahead and finish your story and I'll tell you mine. Yeah, Jason just had a ball in his hand, send a picture, happy Mother's Day, and then realized when the coworker replied and was like,

um, what do you want me to do with that? He just was like, holy fuck. I'm so sorry. Like, that was not meant to go to you. Like, I'm so, so, so sorry. But like the funny part is his name on there was nut sack maniac. Jason and his fucking stage names. I can't. No, I know a bunch of useless information that last night Jay and I were laying in bed

and Chachi tried to attack fucking smore yesterday. Like he's very aggressive. I know. We're talking about you, honey. I know, I know. Look at him. He said, oh, okay.

He said, his hand up on her leg. So literally, I fucking, I'm feeding smore and Chachy just jump straight up in the air and he's like, rah, just like tries to get him, right? And I'm like, bro, like, calm down. And so I was telling Jay about that.

And Jay's like, yeah, he's just. And I was like, but I guess it's in their nature because, you know, he's a bull dog. So bull dogs used to be bred to kill bulls. And Jay's like, there's no fucking ways. Like, no, they are not. And I was like, hold please. Hit Sunny. And Sunny's like, yeah, bulldogs used to be, they would, they would, um, bait,

bull bait, is what it's called. And they would bite onto the bull's nose and hang on to it. to, you know, kill them or fucking, I don't know what they were baiting them for, but yeah, don't know how I knew that. Never knew that. Yeah. I did not know that either, no. Yeah, so now these cuddly, yeah, this goes to show like how your lineage,

like, how you're linnid, cut that out, Jason. How to fucking, how to fucking, yodeled, drooped us now. Please leave that in. That goes to show how your lineage can just go to hell. You know, like you guys are fucking used to rage bulls and now your breath smells so bad and you're so spoiled. Family tree is a wreath. This is like a fucking Beverly Hills hound dog right here. You know what I'm talking about? So yeah. Where the fuck did you hear that? I don't know. I don't even know what that meant. Instagram comments. I don't even know what that meant. No, it's my favorite comment ever. Freaking insane. When there's just like a fucked up video and someone will comment their family trees a reed. What does that mean? bread. Oh. Inbred? Yeah, you didn't you didn't spawn out as a tree. You just kept going around. Oh, no. Can we

even talk about that? We're going to get fucking canceled. Cut that, Jason. No, don't cut it. Leave it in. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't care about getting canceled. Okay. I really don't. fucking everybody and their mom fucking is so sensitive. You cannot fucking say anything without people like knowing that anything's a fucking joke anymore. I feel like making a comeback, though, guys. Comedy. has really taken a step towards like we went through an era where you couldn't even slip up. And now I watch some comedians and I'm like, is that back? Are we like, are we doing it again?

Comedians have never left with that with the way that they insult people. But I'm talking about in like online. Dude, it's so crazy how different platforms perceive different situations. Yeah. Because my husband is not online at all and does not have any social media apps. whatsoever. But when he gets on his fucking laptop, he has YouTube and he consumes stuff on YouTube. And so we were talking about the Justin Bieber Beaver Beavercella. And I was like, dude, he's like, how do you feel about it? And I was like, it was awesome. I was like,

I thought he did a great job that, you know, healing his inner child. Everybody's saying that. Yeah. The performance was great. And he's like, it's the complete opposite on YouTube. He's like, people are tearing him apart. I've seen that. But I don't, I'm not getting that side. That's what I told them. But then we talked about a couple more subjects and how like YouTube interprets it, how TikTok interprets it, how Facebook. And like every platform has a different. Wow.

Yeah. What a great perspective. Yeah. What a way to keep us divided. Yeah. So how somebody feels about something on TikTok feels completely different about it on Facebook. How they feel about it on Facebook is completely different on YouTube. Is it the whole this whole time social media is what's keeping us divided?

100%. I have said that. I have said that. Social media. Stop. I'll go down at rabbit hole. right now. Social media is the devil and it has caused so many issues with everybody's lives. It's so consuming. It's so dividing. People don't have their own thoughts anymore. No. They have what they see

in comments. They have what people tell them online. Like nobody wants to think for themselves anymore. And it's really fucking scary because there are really awful fucking humans who spread lies and are very malicious and they will paint other people to be exactly like they are and a slew of people will believe them. It's brainwashing. It's crazy and it's always like whoever speaks up first gets to paint the narrative, you know? So by the time the person who really wants to tell the truth speaks up, everybody already believes that person. So that's why people don't speak up anymore because it's just like, believe what you want. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I came, I saw I conquered. Next. What? What's next? You know? Like I don't.

care. Wow, that's so crazy. And how many people don't know what's going on? If they're not on it. If they're not on it, they actually have no idea about said subject. Like Jay has said, it's not real life. It's not real life. It makes me laugh what Jay looks at on social media. It's like puppies and cute little, like he's the last person I would assume is like looking at like little sweet animals. My husband is the true definition of protect your peace. Yes. He, I That man, I have been with him for 10 years. He has gone through phases where he's had flip phones. He has gone through phases where he's had no phone.

He's gone through phases where he's had two phones. He's gone through phases where he carries around a fucking laptop. Like he is like, if anything disturbs him, he will immediately just throw his phone away. He doesn't care. Yeah. Yeah. Like it, this is nothing new. That's why when social media is like, he is on.

I'm like, no, he has a team that posts for him. There's literally, it's fucking Sarducci. Shout out Tony. Thank you Tony for all the fucking shit you posed. But yeah, like he, my husband does not care. He's so old school and just we had this talk the other day because, you know, we were talking about something with my brand. And I said, baby, I love you and I respect your opinion.

I was like, but that's not how I built this. I built it this way. I was like, and the way you think is so outdated. I was like, you're like, he's 40. I'm 46. and I think younger than my husband does. Yeah, for sure. It's so weird.

He hit 40 and turned into a fucking old man. I'm like, you watch the news on TV at night. That's crazy to me. I'm like, what happened? So old. I'm like, what happened to you, dude? Like, I love him and I love him in every stage, but I'm like, yeah.

I don't know. I kind of admire it sometimes. Imagine how less stress we'd be if we didn't have all those voices. Yeah, I think of the only. My husband walks around the happiest human I've ever seen. Yeah. Like he literally has not a care. He doesn't know anything's going on online until I bring it to him.

Yeah. I stopped bringing it to him because I was just like, you know what? Stay in your bubble. Living your little world over there. One of us has to stay in our bubble because he just, he knows who he is. And he doesn't care what anybody says about him because he knows that truth will always prevail.

And he said to me the other day, which was really cool. He said, bunny all we have is time on our side and time always tells the truth he's like stop fucking stressing about stuff and i was like he's like we're we're not going anywhere he's like we will always be here and people will be able to see for themselves who we are so what did he say the other day and you like latched on to that like that online is not a reality or something like that's not real none of it is real like literally that's my husband's biggest thing no one says it in real life and it's so true.

Like, bad comments I get all the time on my social media. I've never once gotten that in real life. I've had people who have said bad comments online come and see me and try to give me hugs. Those are the people that are, it's crazy. The only ones that hide behind fake profiles, but we'll ask for a picture in person if they see you. Remember that one lady I checked at fucking, where was it at Lubiton in Vegas? Yes. She straight up was talking shit to my security was right.

there and told me. And then as I walked out, she's like, can I have a picture? I said, no, you were just talking shit about me. She was not prepared to be called out. And the dude that was with her was like, yeah, you're right. Yeah, he was laughing. Yeah, he laughed and was like, yep. Yeah.

He totally agreed. It's crazy. Yeah. And then we'll go online and talk more shit that you wouldn't take a picture, you were me. And then that makes everyone think that you're the bad person, even like, I don't care anymore. People can't twist narratives.

Paint me the motherfucking villain. I don't. care. I get fucking accused of so much shit that I have never done that I'm just like, you guys make me so much more like, I don't want to say cooler because some of the shit's not cool, but you guys make me have so much more lore. I'm really so fucking boring. You literally sit with your cows 24-7. If not, you're on the stair stepper. Yeah. No. That's all you do. Your life 360 location does not leave home. No. No. I'm home. Like when I'm home, I'm home. When I'm out, I'm busy and like I'm working. I don't have time to fucking hurt anybody. I don't have time to try to ruin people's lives.

I don't have like all the shit that I have been accused of in the past three months is the craziest shit because it is everything that that person has done with and if all I had to do was just drop receipts. And I might do it. I'm thinking about it. But I'm kind of having fun just letting people think what they want. Yeah. It really doesn't affect me anymore. No. You're still six weeks on the New York Times bestseller. Seven. Yeah, seven weeks. About to be eight. About to be eight. Yeah. Making a movie. Having a movie made about my life. I have family attacking me now saying that my story, that I didn't put them in my book. So I'm telling their story. Like, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I'm thriving. I love life.

I love Jesus. Jesus loves me and God's always had my back. He's never let me down. He'll never let me down. I really can't wait till we start doing this movie though. It's going to be so much fun. I'm so stoked. So stoked. All right.

Love you guys. See you next week. Bye.