Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Stripping to Jelly Songs

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

Woah, nelly it's a good one this week! Bunnie and Hailee take questions and confessions from a listener going through a dry spell in their marriage and looking for some advice on how to get some spice and sparks going again. Bunnie shares some exciting details about Goodnight Nashville, and reveals some of her good ole favorite songs to strip to.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to another AskTale Confirm. I'm not going to do what I did last week. I was going to count. I was going to count. No, we can't count. No. I annoyed myself when I listened to it back. I thought it was pretty great. I was like, I hate her. And it was me that I said I hate it. I thought it was pretty great. No, I didn't love it.

I feel like you need to set a record each time yeah yeah just longer and longer each time like a guinness world book of records the last as astell confess is just gonna be a whistle for 10 minutes 15 minutes of whistling dixie that's hilarious hi guys how are you we miss you love you. I feel like last week, dude, I listened back to last week's Ask Tom Confess and I literally laughed my fucking wiener off. It was so funny. Did you? Was I here? Yeah, you were confessing your love to the Suicide Boys. Oh yes, that one. That was great. How could I forget? Memory of a fucking sheep.

Memory of a sheep? Yeah. What does that mean? I don't know. I just made it up. I feel like they don't have good memories. They just look like they wouldn't. That is hilarious. I was like, wait, what? Alright. Alright, so

we've got some questions. We've got some asks. We've got a few. We've got a few. We've got a lot. We've got a little smorgasbord. We've got a little smorgasbord over here. We've got a confession from Kansi. She said, I haven't gotten laid in four years and it's driving me bonkers. Oh, did I mention I'm married? This man acts like he's got one toe in the grave and can't share some wife smashing anymore. We've been together 17 years and this is ridiculous help any advice and this would be cool i feel like he's pushed himself away from me and

me away from him either way what the fuck four years that's uh i would have been done it's a full month yeah i understand like if you're in a relationship and you guys are so busy, there are some times where Jay and I have a little dry spell. For four years? No. I would never do that. Yeah. But, you know, we've gone, you know, a couple months without having this.

He's literally on the road. That's different, though. Yeah. Like, and then, like, we had two days off just now. Like, literally, we were at home. And I was like, okay, I'm getting some wiener. Like, I'm going to wake up and just ride the pony baloney. I was so tired. I was just like, fuck, I don't even care. Like you just get to a point where you're so tired. But I think also Jay and I have been together going on nine years. You guys have been together 17 years. That's a

long, that's double what we've been together. And i think you guys have to kind of i think in relationships it's so important to reignite that spark yeah because it's not easy you have to keep dating each other maybe go on a date yeah go on a date go have a date night and just like enjoy each other i know like one thing that's really big about jay and i's relationship is it's not about sex it's about us being best friends first. And maybe he's not feeling like you guys are close and maybe he's not feeling like you guys are best friends right now. Or, and maybe he's gay. Okay. Well, I wasn't going to go that far. He's got a mistress go through his phone. I don't know. That's the toxicity in us though. Yeah. So, I mean, we want to think positively first maybe his testosterone's low

you know have a sit and sit down with him yeah ask what's wrong yeah sit down with him be like hey baby what's going on what do i gotta do to get some schlong yeah what's wrong what do i gotta do to get some schlong communicate with zick communicate for the dong baby yeah but you know maybe he'll open up to you and if he doesn't open up to you then go through his phone and figure if he doesn't open up i think that's your answer yeah maybe we don't know how their relationship is i don't want to give toxic advice you know but there's so many you know sometimes except especially when men get older their their testosterone drops i feel like women get hornier and men don't like men are just like, I don't know, kind of falls off. I feel bad for her. I know I felt bad, baby. But listen,

in the meantime, there's toys. Oh, yeah. Get you a rose. I don't like the rose. The rose. There's a rose with a little finger. I don't like how you have to cup it. And like, there's no like I like to hold. It's very comfortable. I like to hold a phalange. What is a phalange? I don't know. Google phalange. I hope I said it right. Give it a goog.

Yeah, give it a goog real quick, a phalange. How do you even spell phalange? Phalange. Phalange. F-A-L-A-N-G-E. Phalange. I like a phallus. Is it a phallus or a phalange? May also refer to the bones And the fingers and toes

A phalange I like to have something That's got some growth on it Like phalange Phalange Okay so then it's a phallus Right? That I like to hold

I don't know I make it up shit Just say wand I like something that has a handle Massager I like something that I can get a grip of it on. My grandma has one of those giant like massage. Oh, massagers.

And I'm like, what's that? And she's like, oh, it's just a massage on my back. I was like. All right, Candy. So I hope we. It's not a traffic cone. I hope we we listened to your confession and I hope we answered your question at the end. But all right, we're going gonna move along before we get into

any more fucking toy conversations have you guys considered taking a girl's trip to salem massachusetts near halloween we can go ghost hunting and witch hunting love y'all care have we have we we have tried we chose the suicide boys over salem this year That's how much you know we wanted to see Scrim and Ruby is that we were 30 minutes from Salem and instead. I did not think about it. And I even gave Haley an out. I was like, hey Haley, do you want to go see the boys

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I'm so proud of my hobby, though. I'm like, look at you. Look at you go. Look at you go. Look at you go. You're a freaking brand. Yeah. But like, how cute is that name, Good Night Nashville, too? I love that. And that's like perfect.

Oh, it's so good. For when you're drunk. Yeah. It's so good. Good night. I can't wait. Yeah. Good night. See you later. Toodle-oo. I love it. Who do you really want to meet that you haven't gotten a chance to

meet yet the weekend yeah that would be cool i think that's the first thing me and jay bonded on was our love for the weekend yeah yeah yeah yeah i like that i also want to meet joyce myers yeah before she croaks because she's like 90 something putting it into the air right now putting it in the air for years. Yeah. Yours has been circulating. I've DM'd Joyce. Listen, I have stalked Joyce Myers. Okay. Maybe that's, does she know, has she opened them? I don't know. You know, she's so old.

I don't think she even runs her social media. Dang. I think of her and I sat down and we would have a great conversation. Cause I love Jesus. I still don't really know her i get her confused with the mom from stranger things no two totally different humans one's winona writer one's joyce myers yeah but her name is joyce byers that's where i always get confused listen this girl didn't even know who stevie Nicks was until she got in our crew. I know who she is now. Yeah, she does know.

I knew of her, but I didn't know she was the band she's in. She knows who Mother is. I do know. She knows who Mother is. Love her. Mother. She's a mother. Yeah.

All right. Seaweed said, my grandpa got married a month after my grandma passed away. Am I crazy for being so angry and disowning him nope i would have been mad too dude that's so insensitive and that just shows that he obviously was already having a relationship before she passed away you don't just i mean that or maybe he was just so lonely he needed someone else how old was he how old was i know how old there's a lot of things that, you know, can surround it. But, I mean, he could have waited a year, you know, like, hey, I'm not going to get married.

A month? A month. That's crazy. God. Was grandma, like, sick for a really long time so that maybe he started something? I need to know the circumstances. Yeah. There's so many.

We need details of this question. Give us more. To give a better answer. But, yes, my first initial question or my first initial reaction to that is I would be so hurt. I would be like, bro, that's fucking grandma. Yeah. Yeah.

Or you never know. Maybe grandma on her deathbed gave him the blessing. Maybe she said he'd take my sister, take my friend. Son of a bitch. I don't know. Not Auntie Gladys. Maybe she hooked him up. I don't know.

Auntie Gladys? Could be. Auntie Bertha. No. Lord. Son of a bitch. I don't know. Not Auntie Gladys. Maybe she hosts him up. I don't know. Auntie Gladys? Could be. Auntie Bertha. No. Lord. Gertrude. Lord. All right, hold on.

All right, so we're going to move on to the next question. Bunny, what were your top three songs, if you can narrow it down, favorite songs to strip to? Oh. Didn't know that's where I was going. Okay, so my first one was Crazy by Aerosmith. Love that. Oh, look, Jaime's like this. Wait, sing it.

You don't know? Sing it. Sing it for me. See you leaving on the 730 train and that you're heading out to Hollywood. Girl, you've been to Hollywood many times. It kind of gets like feeling bad. Looks good. I can't do it justice. It's Aerosmith, bro.

Hold on. I'll play it for you. Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone. Two stone cold foxes. You've never seen the video? No. I knew that it made me tingle in places i shouldn't have and it was great hold on and then my other one was nivia okay do you remember that song all my girls get your hair done

and your nails fixed and i'm saying okay okay you don't know that i'm gonna have to listen to that one too so i think you're going to play them play them all. I'll play them all. So here's Aerosmith. A slow song? So you can slither down the pole? What do you mean? More than we're making love. Seems you got something on your mind other than me. Girl.

Here we go. Here we go. Say you're leaving on the 730 train that you're heading out to. here we go I can see you slowly going oh just slithering you can't twerk to this okay can we just get something straight here back when I was dancing

twerking wasn't a thing people actually really had to dance and I love twerking watching a girl shake her ass is my favorite thing it is a talent I can't do it twerking wasn't a thing. People actually really had to dance. And I love twerking. Watching a girl shake her ass is my favorite thing. It is a talent. I can't do it.

It is great. But I was like the OG dancers where we actually dressed up and wore gowns. Gowns? Oh, yeah. It was a thing. Strippers back in the day used to look like like pageant girls like it was like straight up like playboy models and like stuff like that yeah huh yeah do you take the gown off on stage you do and that's what was so sexy about it i like that at olympic gardens we were we had

to wear gowns at first we don't do that anymore hey here's nivia i can't believe you don't know it's with little john n Nivea. Little John. Little freaking John. Little John. Little John. Little John. Little John. Little John. Little John.

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sarah mclaughlin possession so good run it by me how do you not know these songs this show is the one that sings the commercials when the dogs okay adoption she didn't used to freaking sing just that okay that's who she's known for But that's what she's known for now I can see you going around the pole No This is one of her best songs Here we go

Listen it was a big to do when I got on stage Because I never went on stage So if I went on stage it was like big to do when I got on stage because I never went on stage so if I went on stage it was like somebody was paying me if I was there I would lie does it get faster at all? Okay

Your words keep me alive And I would be the one To hold you down That is sexy bitch listen uh i made a lot of fucking money so i was doing it makes me want to adopt a dog listen okay i made a shit ton of money i was doing something right okay what would your three what would your top song be now? Fuck, now? Yeah. Glowrilla.

No, I'm not hyphy like that. I like to be sexy. I don't want to jolt my body around. I like to prance, be cute, you know, be girly. I don't like to... If you were to strip to a Jelly Roll song, which song would it be? Oh, for the love of God. Like the fucking Weenie Boy did? Yep.

I can't. Which one? Which one would you do it to? Off the love of god like the fucking weenie boy did yep i can't which one which one would you do it to off the new album yes okay okay off the new album it would be it would either be the new song that he has with russ really gone i would do this one really. Because this is like OG jelly roll. Okay. I don't think I've listened to this one. Oh. Daddy goes off on it, right?

What? Oh. He raps a little bit. What? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I can hear this one as a.

Wait. Wait till the beat drops. Around the pole. Here we go. Ladies, get ready. This is your new song to dance to on stage. I still feel you holding on. Just because you're gone, I mean you're really gone. Yeah, we had a good time getting there. And now we out here on different streets. I'm afraid to

even try to drink the whiskey. I put one out for the monster beside me. Riding through the Clap them cheeks, girl. So that one would probably be number one. Yeah, that's a good one. I hope he sees this. I know. We'll clip it. We have to clip this. And then my next choice would probably either be Woman,

because that's a song that he wrote about. It's like, that's the Sarah McLachlan of this album. Who dances to nothing but fast music? You got to be sexy. Oh, I guess I'm at the wrong club. Yeah,'m at the wrong club yeah you're going to the you're going to the ratchet ones those are my favorite or maybe devil down could you see me getting up there in some boots to this here we go here we go oh yeah yeah the poles are here he's just doing that one quad hopper move that i do here we go

Ron Hopper moves that I do. Here we go. Oh, that's good. All right, go buy Jelly Rolls a new album. Got full of stripper songs for you guys. All right, that was a great Ask Talking Fest. Love you guys. I'll see you next week.

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