Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Swings & Craigslist Things

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, the gals take a nostalgic turn with memories of Craigslist confessions, mixed with hilarious moments—like a prank involving turds wrapped in cash and a mishap with a sex swing. Things wind down with heartfelt reflections on Ozzy Osbourne’s passing and his legacy in the world of reality TV.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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not to mention we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash Ask, tell, confess Ask, tell, confess Ask, tell, confess Ask, tell, confess Hello friends, welcome to another razz tail can fail. Shh. That sounded like Dolly. Oh, yeah, I love it. It did.

She just scooted, wait, wait. We are back, baby. What? We gotta check, if you move. This blocks my entire view. No, no, no, I know. I just wanna make sure your camera didn't go off because that one's really finicky

about you not being in focus. Just want to make sure. Just checking it three times. Checking it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty or nice. You guys. I can't wait to see the grin. Six sleeps until fucking Halloween. Six. What?

Six weekends, six Saturdays. Okay. Sorry, I fucked that up. That's a lot of sleeping Saturdays. Sorry, I fucked that up. Fucked that up. I fucked it up. Wait, four, eight. Eight Saturdays until fucking October. So we start to get. Yeah.

Asking chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we get into the October month, but that's not a lot. So excited. I love it. We didn't get a summer guys. It has rained every single day. I love it. This summer. Monsoon. Over it. Yeah, I don't like it. I haven't I haven't had been able

to do my iconic bikini thing that I do every fucking summer can do it. Every time I'm done fucking working or something to go home and do it. It's fucking pouring rain. It's pouring rain right now. Hey tomorrow, sunny all day bad boy out. Oh, I need to see it. Maybe we'll see.

We'll see. There's a lot of junk in the trunk. I'm getting a biopsy on my skin tomorrow. You are. Because I have had two scabs on my arm. Is that the one you scraped off with a razor? Yeah, it's still scabbed up. Yeah, but I went and got them checked last year

and they said they weren't cancer. And she's like, yeah, they should heal up. And then I still have them. So they're not like pussing or cracking or anything like that, but you know, I am a sun worshiper, so I need to go and make sure that everything's okay. Better safe than sorry.

I just had a mammogram today, like I'm fucking crushing it. I'm getting my shit together. I had to take the first six months of the year off to fucking try to make this baby. And now I'm kind of coming back out of the cocoon. Yes. You're blossoming. I'm blooming, the back out of the cocoon. Yes. Yeah. You're blooming.

I'm blooming, the bloom after the war, baby. Bloom after the warm of fucking concrete rose, baby. I wanted to talk about something really quick just to clarify with some of you motherfuckers at home. I've seen a couple of people who are like, the Ask Tal Confesses are getting so short and blah, blah, blah, blah. First of all, for the OGs that have been around

since the beginning, we used to do a show called Popaganda, which we will still do. We just are trying to figure out times to do it in our schedule. Popaganda was only 15 to 20 minutes. Always. On my Instagram, this is the lore of Ask Talconfess. On my Instagram, since I started my Instagram

fucking a decade ago, every single Sunday, I used to have a segment called Ask, Tell, Confess, where all my fucking followers could DM, ask me questions, tell me things, and I would post it. And literally it would be an all day thing on Sundays. I've had, yeah, people confess murders. Yeah, multiple murders. And and like it was a thing and it was such a hit on Instagram that my husband was like, take this to your podcast

and just save everything for your podcast, which I thought was a great idea too. So we literally only started Ask Tell Confess to be 15 to 20 minutes. Just a mini series. Just a little mini series. So whenever you get like the full coven podcasts, those are just like catch up podcasts. And that's why we're not doing Ask Tell Confesses. And I think people get confused cause it's the three of us. So the three of us do Ask Tell Confess together.

And then the three of us also do the coven podcasts where it's like a wrap up or a catch up where we talk to you guys about like what's going on and all that stuff. Yeah, it's like just a, it's like, it's a break from having guests because, and we're gonna do that a lot more, you know, because as this podcast is growing,

like I love interviewing people, but I also like to just hang and talk about like what the fuck is going on in the world, you know? And you guys always say that your favorite podcasts are with just the three of us. So we were trying to give you guys more of it. But if you guys keep complaining, I'm gonna take it away, all right?

Don't complain, motherfuckers. No, I'm just kidding. I'll never take it away. I have way too much fun with fucking Aztel Confess. I don't care if nobody listens, I'm doing it for me. I love Aztel Confess. No, I love it. I love that the Aztel Confess brought men over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. I have even like some of our guy friends that were like, I secretly always listen to Aztel Confess. At my sister's wedding, some guy was like, I really liked the Aztel Confess. I was like, what the heck? Yeah, so saying that much, we have heard your cries and we are going to take Ask

Tell Confess from 15 to 20 minutes and take it to about 20 to 30 minutes each time. So we're upping the time on the Ask Tell Confess for you guys. So if you want to be a part of it, you got to go to Patreon. Yeah. If you want to be a part of it, everything is on Patreon. So if you want to be a part of asking us questions, don't DM me on social media, cause a lot of you guys do that.

Go to Patreon, post on the board whenever we post, and we will read you guys' shit. So saying that much, I want to kick it off. Oh, kick it off. I'm kicking it off, baby. I heard you giggling over there. Bro, I couldn't believe what I fucking- As soon as she giggled, she's like, let's go. I was like, I couldn't believe what I said. As soon as she giggled, she's like, let's go.

I was like, I couldn't believe what I just fucking read. So we are going to kick it off with a tell. This is from Meredith. She said, one time I was on vacation with my boyfriend. We were 19 at the time. We were all drinking and partying at his dad and stepmom's house. It got late, so I went to go to our room

where we were staying in, and I was laying in bed, butt ass naked, waiting for him to come in the room. He was helping his stepmom get to her bed, but when it was 45 minutes later, I walked down the hall to her room and found him fucking her doggy style on the floor. She wasn't even a hot stepmom. She was in like her sixties with missing teeth.

His dad was at work. I was in North Carolina and I lived in Kentucky. This is in MapQuest days before iPhones. Drove to a gas station to call my dad and fly down to drive home with me. What the fuck? It's definitely not the first time. No, this is a standing relationship.

For sure, you got a hot ass fucking bitch in your bed and you're banging fucking ruthless, toothless. Like, come on, dude. What are you doing? Ruthless, toothless. That dude had a fetish. That's a fetish. Oh my God.

No, was she? Didn't she say she was 19? She was 19, he was 19. And the't say she was 19. He was 19 and the stepmom was 60. You guys remember back in the day, the Craigslist like confessions. My favorite. I read one of them similar to this one. I've never heard on Craigslist.

And it was like how they lusted for each other and they communicated through Craigslist. Oh my gosh. I know you're gonna read this and like last night was so much fun and it was all about being the stepmom and the- Yeah. Dude, bring back the fucking Craigslist confessions.

We are the Craigslist confessions. Are you still on there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Craigslist got shut down. Missed connections and like all of that kind of stuff was the best thing on the internet. So you guys remember that one Craigslist story

that went viral? It was some dude who was in the loaf, bread loaf aisle, and some girl farted when she walked by him. And he's like, you farted in the aisle next to the bread and I can't get you out of my mind. And like, it went viral. Yeah, I'm looking for you if you were at this store at this time, like.

Do you remember, were you not old enough for this? No, I don't think she was. I don't know about my space. don't even have a MySpace. It's so crazy because you guys are so close in age. Wait, did you say you've never had a MySpace? She didn't have a MySpace. How? You guys are only two years apart, right?

We're like three years apart. Three years apart. What the? Well, if you think about it, like if I was 13, she would have been 10. So I'm already like, when you think about that age range younger, it's different about it, like if I was 13, she would have been 10. So I'm already like, you know, when you think about that age, age younger, it's different. I feel like three years.

Yeah. Monica's three years younger than me. And we know all the same shit. Yeah, it's like a split between millennial and Gen Z. Like, yeah, we're right there. We're two different. Like she likes Justin Bieber. Like she grew up with him. I do got to say Justin Bieber's new song, Daisy's, is fire. I'm over there like, yeah.

She did let me listen to Daisy's, it is good. But I was never, I'm not a Justin Bieber fan. I was like Jonah's brother, she was in sync. We are two different generations. New kids on the block. Yeah. Very different generation. I had a Facebook, I got a Facebook when I was 13.

Oh, wow. But also, I grew up in the country, so there's no internet. That's why you're obsessed with the Amish. Could be. We had a lot of Mennonite around us. But we had one computer at my grandma's house, and we really only-

The community computer, what the fuck? Yeah, I turned it on with my toe. Who's watching porn on that one? I didn't know what porn was at that time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck? Yeah, I turned it on with my toe. Who's watching porn on that one? I didn't know what porn was at that time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you were young, sorry. But I mean, you know, dad was on it. Community fucking, you know. I don't think my dad, no, my dad never used my grandparents.

Was he a magazine guy? I don't know, and I don't want to talk about that. I know, my dad used to keep Playboys, a stack of Playboys in my bathroom. My grandpa had them on top. I never found magazines. Top of his closet. Oh, they were reading material for me growing up. I just fucking. Swiping through, looking at titties and fucking beautiful hoots.

I will say I have a story when I was like, I would say like junior high. My mom, God, my mom was a teacher. She was a music teacher. Remember that your grandma listens to this. Well, why would you stop her from telling a great, glorious story? Oh God, I'm telling her not to listen to this one. Okay, so my mom was a music teacher and I was at her school one day while she was teaching because like I didn't have school or something. So I was in her office and that's when I started getting curious about stuff and my dumb

ass didn't even like search things in Google. I went straight to the browser and it was like www.nakedpeople.com or like boobies. It was probably a website. Like nakedwomennakedboobs.com. And like nothing would pop up because it was like a school computer. But I put that in her browser. Did she get in trouble? I don't think so. Oh, I was like nowadays I feel like

they would get in so much trouble. Oh, nowadays, yeah, but no. I think she was able to like clear it, but I didn't clear anything. I just left it and she like, within five minutes of her going in there, she's like, Haley, what is this? And I was like, uh, it was already on there. Like, I was joking over here.

Hold on. All right. And we're back a second time. We were having it's mercury retrograde motherfuckers. The cameras are going crazy. I almost lost a lung. The kids on the way here with an EpiPen. It's been wild.

Go ahead and go guys. Let's go. Okay. This is more for Haley than anyone. Oh God, I read this one. I know how much she loves a good poop story. Thank you. It's really my dad's story,

but I do love getting people's reactions when telling it. My dad is a truck driver and has been most of my life. He does long hauls and always kept his truck really clean. Of course, he has a trash can. However, that trash can doubles as a poop bucket on occasion. He was on a long haul with my stepmom and the pain hit. Of course, they are in the middle of nowhere, so he grabs the trash can and assumes the position. Well, his aim was a little off and he left a log in my step mom's purse. He learned not to leave it on the floor anymore. I'm sorry, but you can't just miss a complete tub and safely land inside somebody's purse. There's no fucking way that would have been really close.

Yeah. How far I think he mistook the purse as the pot that he was pooping in. Maybe. Yeah. So my dad was a truck driver. Oh God. And one time he got food poisoning from a Bahama mama, which are those hot dogs that just sit and roll for like 20 hours at the gas station.

They're his favorite. And he only thing he had was a duffel bag. So he emptied it, shitting it, and then he didn't want it in his truck. So he left it on the side of the road. Sorry, dad. And then he wiped with his socks. My husband has shit on the side of the road

and wiped his ass with a t-shirt. Yeah, I remember that. Wasn't it during like a fucking two-somny or something? It was like hell of bad weather and he pulled over. A what? A two-somny. I told you guys about the story about me having this dude that I was like hooking up with shit in a purse and then we wrapped it in money and put it outside the bars for people

to be what? Oh god. This is an old story. This is an old- You have to be an OG. wrapped it in money and put it outside the bars for people. Excuse me, what? Oh God. This is an old story. This is an old. You have to be an OG. Listen, I thought I was an OG. I remember this.

I have a bad memory. All right, so I'll make it quick because I've told the story numerous times, but back in the day when like Jackass was big, pulling pranks on people, I would never do this now. So please internet, don't fucking come for me. But people would pull pranks on people I would never do this now so please internet don't fucking come for me but people would pull pranks on other people and there was this dude that I was hooking up with his name was Zack he was so fine this cute little blonde cutie right I had this purse and I was like Zack go

shit in this purse and he was like why and I was like we're gonna go we're gonna wrap your turds and money and go sit it out in front of the bar and videotape people stealing the money. Cause you know how people are when they find money, right? This motherfucker went in there and this is, he gave me the biggest stick. I never talked to him again after this. He fucking shit, it was the color of mustard, okay?

Logs. I'm talking like, it looked like a Great Dane or a St. Bernard had had laid these logs, right? And we wrapped like one had like a hundred dollar bill around it. One had like a five, one had like a one, like we mixed it all up in there, right? We're driving down the street and my little fucking Honda Accord, me, my best friend, Kyle, who passed away and, um, Zach, and we've got this fucking purse full of turds zipped up, right?

We go to the Roadrunner that's on Southeastern and that was the first place that we set the bag. We set the bag out in the front and this family came out, right? This dad looks over and he's like pointing to the wife and he's like, look, it's a purse. So he opens it up and they look in there and they're like, oh my God, they get so grossed out, right?

The dad didn't care, puts his hand in there and starts taking the money off the turds, right? And like shaking the money like this. And the mom is like so grossed out, she takes the purse from him and puts it back like in front of the bar. And I forgot what he did with the money, but literally he's walking to the car

and he's sniffing his hand. We're videotaping this crying, laughing like we could not believe that he, he took the fucking money. So we grabbed the purse and we knew that our spot was blown up. So we grabbed the purse, put some more money on the turds and go take it to another bar. And who's handling the turds? We kind of. We kind of took a hanger and like smushed him around the turds. Yeah, because who's going to fucking? That's what I wanted to know. Yeah, should have done it.

I heard. Listen, he tried to climb his shitty ass into bed and I never talked to him again. He didn't. He took a dump and tried to crawl into bed with me and did not wash his ass and he was gone. I got the egg. We have similar stories. Yeah. I can't do that if you're going to shit. But anyways, yeah. So we got, we actually got caught and got in trouble

by one of the bartenders at the other bar cause somebody found the purse, opened it up and wasn't greedy. Didn't take the money, took it inside. Was like, there's turds in here. So the fucking bartender came out and grabbed the purse and fucking threw it away. Like it was funny though.

But yeah, just some funny bullshit we did back in the day. I wish I could find that footage dude. I wish. Why you don't touch cash. No, well there's a lot of reasons why I don't touch cash. I've done, I was a stripper and I was a hooker for the longest time. So I know it goes on in dollar bills.

And especially with like the fentanyl fucking shit going on, dude. People snorting fentanyl. Oh God, I just don't trust it. It's so dirty. It's so dirty. I have put fucking money in people's buttholes. I've done a lot.

Talking about searching stuff at school, Olivia came home the other day and was like, hey mom, do you think I'd get in trouble for this? And I said, what? She's like, I turned my computer away at school and I Googled Aunt Bunny. I was like, I'm gonna need you to be careful about that. Oh no!

Why is she doing that? I don't know. I was like, Olivia, what did you see? She's like, I just saw like her and Jelly. Okay. Luckily for her, I just saw like her and Jelly. Okay. Luckily for her, I have a team that goes around and takes down anything from my OF. So I think on the fucking black market,

you could probably find some shit. But. I was real nervous there for a hot second. But when she described what she saw, I was like, okay, good. I'm sure that at school, they have safety things too, right? That's what I would, how were you even able to go outside of like the parameters of things? Yeah.

I mean, she's pretty smart so I could see her bypassing, but yeah, that was... God, why is she Googling me? Who gave her that idea? Yeah, she Googled me too. Oh. She said I saw a picture of you with green hair and I was like, got it. Well, luckily there's a few nudes left of me somewhere on the internet and I think there might be a couple of porns, but it's all right.

The entire internet is about to go look this up. Oh yeah. It's fine. Listen, everybody's seen my butt hole. I've made millions off of it. Enjoy. Okay. And fucking, and if you find them, send me the link.

Speaking of. Wanna relive. Yeah. Speaking of this, Haley went to the movies last night. With? My girlfriend. I get a video sent to me that I need to share with you. Yes, you need to see this.

Okay. Get this TV rolling. Hold on, I got an iPad fucking in the way. So I went to see a zombie movie with Lou. It's called 28 Years Later. Who's Lou? Oh, is it the demon with the dick? Yes.

I've heard nothing. I've heard, okay, so Jay went to go see this movie and I was like, all I've heard on the internet is them talking about how some demon has a big ass dick. It's a zombie. It's a zombie. It's the Jason Momoa of zombies, but just wait. Nice.

Is it his real schlong? Oh yeah. I mean, I think, hold on. Look at it. Do you see it? Let me get my glasses on. I don't think you need them for this. Do you think it's his, damn.

Do you think that's his real pecker? He's, I, it looks evenly proportioned. It's when he jumps off the train, the camera angle. Well, is it cut or uncut? I, it's hard to tell. I don't know, but the fact that that's soft is. That is scary. That thing just whipped him in the side. I don't know, but the fact that that's soft is. That is scary. That thing just whipped him in the side.

I'll just wait. Yep. Can we get Jason Momoa on the podcast? Oh, please. I'm gonna be like, sir, I need you to whip it out. No, that wasn't, that's not actually Jason Momoa. Oh, okay. He looks like him in zombie form.

Who's this actor? I was like, damn. Oh, no, he's an English actor. Trust me, I looked him up. OK, look right here. It's the camera angle. I landed on my forehead. Good Lord. Yeah. Look at it.

Just I mean, he's just running around. Yeah, that can't be a prosthetic. How would they know unless I was like taped onto him really well? Well, fascinating, exhilarating. Great movie. What is this movie called? 28 years later. Got you. I guess you go see it. And who's Lou? Lou Ridley, your boyfriend?

No, my friend. It's a girl. All right. Hot. Very hot. Is she? Very hot. Great singer. I don't know who she is. Got a great voice. Love it. All right, memes. You're next. OK. You can turn this she hot? She's very hot. Great singer. I don't know who she is. She's got a great voice. Love it. All right memes, you're next. Okay, you can turn this off now,

cause it's gonna. Yeah, we're gonna have dicks in our face the whole fucking episode. This person said this is her confession. I don't know if you want me to keep this anonymous or not. So I'm not gonna say your name, but one time me and my boyfriend were trying new things. We bought a sex swing.

The one that hangs from the doors. It lasted about 10 seconds. We put it in on the door to see how it would work and tried it out, but we were fully clothed. Literally just seeing how to use it. Well, the door ended up opening while my whole body is halfway up the door, legs in the air, I hit the floor so hard,

I have permanent nerve damage to my sciatic. It was so bad, I had to go to the hospital because it couldn't even walk. I told everyone that I fell off the bed while I was cleaning the ceiling fan because I was so embarrassed. I would have definitely said the sex swing. I would have said the sex swing.

It would have sounded cooler. Yeah, yeah, that's way more of a lore. I love that. They're going down as a G. Yeah. I had an ex one time when we were, his parents like to leave theirs up in the living room. Did you use it?

God, it was no. Okay. There's disgusting. I thought you meant you used it. No, but it was like a place swing. I think I remember the story you told a long time ago about your ex's parents used to fuck in the living room or some shit?

All over the place and they'd play like dress up and he would dress up like a little girl. It was the weirdest thing ever. Like little baby bras and he put his hair in pigtails and like he would wear. He was a sissy. Yes. Sissy boy. And like she would dress up in like eighties makeup.

And yeah, it was like every morning I had to wake up to that fucking. That's like some silence of the lambs type shit it was and he looked like it too he was one of those extreme fishermen out of Alaska so he'd be gone for like six months and come back and so what a manly ass job yeah right he like lost a finger and it was like wild I remember that story. That's crazy. There was a weird situation. All right.

My turn. I've got some good ones. Your hair looks so good, by the way. The color. Yeah. Color. You mean color. The like style it is right now.

So cute. Four hours straight yesterday. I love it. All right. Brittany wants to know, what is you guys' favorite perfume? I need some new ideas since my birthday is the 13th. Love all you ladies. I wear a few.

Yeah. I wear, my favorites are Dior Poison in the red bottle, Anna Sui, Sui Dreams, S dreams, SUI dreams. Kylie Jenner has a one called cosmic. We love that one. And I think there's one other one that I wear. I can't fucking remember the name of it right now. What is that last other one that I wear? Oh, the little marshmallow one that I got off. I love that one. TikTok has some really good perfumes. The only thing is, is every time I spray the TikTok one,

I sneeze. Every single time. You said that the other day, I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah, every time. What do you wear? Because you showed up to 4th of July the other day and my mom's like, she smells delicious.

It's probably the Glossier one. The like pink, the light pink bottle of Glossier. I love that one. I love Kylie Cosmic. And then recently I just got one off TikTok shop. It's called La Taffa, L-A-T-T-A-F-A, but it's supposedly what like Huda wore on Love Island. She didn't really endorse that though.

Well, she said it to someone in the room. So I just freaking ordered it off a whim. It smells so good. Does it? It's like a musky vanilla. I wish ordered it off a whim. It smells so good. Does it? I want to smell it. It's like a musky vanilla. I wish I brought it with me. Let me see what it looks like. I love a good musky vanilla.

I don't have any sort of mush. I'll bring it. You're a musk-er. But it's so good. Muskrat love. Mm. It's like a deep vanilla. Mm. What about you? What do you wear, memes? Either Baccarat or...

Love good Baccarat. Kylie. I do have the Ariana Grande cloud one, but yeah, those three, like I typically rotate between. I feel like Baccarat doesn't last as long anymore. No, no, it used to. You could like literally I would go to like put my laundry in the washer and I could smell the Baccarat still on my clothes. Now I can't smell it at all. Probably because it got so popular because of TikTok that they changed the formula.

Remember that one girl at the hotel that we were at in Cali? Yeah, that girl, it was like the red bocker, which I think is like more potent. Yes, because she got on that and all of us were like, oh my gosh, we caught her in the hallway later and we're like, what are you wearing? That's the kind of scent I want. I want someone to stop me.

Yeah. Like what the fuck are you wearing? Yeah. I love really good sense. If you, oh, speaking of really good sense, you guys know I'm always complaining about my fucking right armpit being spicy. Like I'm talking like it got to the point

where it was concerning. Today, right now, I don't even have deodorant on. Mimi taught me this hack to wash that pit with antibacterial soap, just regular antibacterial soap. Yep, and it fricking worked. It works immediately. First time I did it last night. I worked out, did a full workout today, did not smell.

I had everybody sniffing my armpit at the gym because I was so proud. I used to have to reapply deodorant to the point that I think I got allergic to deodorant where like my armpits were burning. I went through so many deodorants like I'm telling you I have a stack of deodorants that I had gone through. I did like the ammonia for whatever free. Yeah, I've done every kind of deodorant you can fucking think of.

The natural, the not natural, like the fucking degree ones that are like clinical. I've done them all and it's still like and it would just kind of like either be one armpit or the other. And someone on tik tok was like you need to use the antibacterial so but follow up with something brand dial. Yeah, it's the gold one that you wash your tattoos with. Yeah. And so it but you have to like follow it up. So I do the

avino afterwards. Yeah. And I'm but you have to like follow it up. So I do the Aveeno afterwards. Yeah. And I'm telling you. No, it's, I used it last night was the first time. And today, lovely. It was the best hack ever. Phenomenal.

Like I'm so thrilled. You have no idea. I'm gonna go home and fucking. She was in the shower last night and she was like, can you go out and get my soap? Yeah, I was like, while I'm in here, fucking. Washing hairs. Yeah.

She was like, let's try the armpit hack. Yep, let's do it. RIP Ozzy Osbourne. Yeah, RIP Ozzy dude. I couldn't even imagine how Sharon is feeling. I'm so sad right now. Yeah. And now I get to remember it

that the way I found out was Jaime. The way I found out was you. And I, and I, and I. How'd you find out? Were you just scrolling? While I'm getting a mammogram. Oh. Literally, I was like, oh my God, are you serious?

Like it made me so sad. I had to stop and pause for a second. Cause I was just like, bro, this is terrible. But at the same time, and this is not me starting rumors or anything like that, but his farewell concert was literally like, what, a week or two ago. Yeah, like two weeks ago or something like that, but his farewell concert was literally like what a week or two ago Something like that. Do you guys really think that he might have done the suicide assist?

Because he was in so much pain. I don't like speculating. Yeah, I mean just how Crazy is the world's time the universe is time You know about it because it's like that, that was like his goodbye to the world. That is like- It's like he knew. He was crying when he was singing the songs. Cause he knew that was gonna be his last fucking- Hurrah.

His last time on stage. Oh my God, I'm getting emotional thinking about it. I have chills. No. Like, can you imagine like being Ozzy Osbourne in your entire life as performing for people? And then you are literally on that stage for that last time looking out at the crowd.

And you just know that this is the last time your voice is ever going to be on that stadium through a microphone. Like that's insane, right? Yeah, no, it's crazy. Kelly is so sweet too. I talked to Kelly off and on all the time and she's just so down to earth. Like they did, what an amazing job

her and Sharon have done with their kids. Amazing. To be who they are and where they are, where they're at in life, they're just really sweet people. Yeah, I was on a call today and it was like around the time that the news broke that he passed and we were talking as a group

and they were like, dude, the Osborn's show is like one of those pivotal points in like all of reality TV. I feel like they were such the trendsetters in like the family type. I mean, even if you think about it, their show is like mimicked by even just like the meet the Chrislies. Like the way the dynamic is and

the way it's shot is very similar, even though it's like a whole different genre to what they are. They were trendsetters in every aspect from music to reality shows to everything that they touch is just beautiful. But as wild as Ozzy was, like look how good his kids turned out. Amazing. Such good kids. Yeah, like it's just beautiful. But as wild as Ozzy was, like look how good his kids turned out. Amazing. Such good kids.

Yes. You know, like it's just crazy. Yeah, one of my favorite shows was when they did it as like a family and like Jack and Kelly and him when he did just adventurous stuff. I don't know if you guys watched that show, but it was so cool. They would go to like mausoleums.

They would go to like, just go experience. They did Nashville. They just experienced. It was so cool. Yeah. Breaks my heart though. Shout out to the Osborne family. We love you guys and we hope that, you know, you guys can find some peace.

All right guys, we're out of here. Love you. See you next week. Bye.