Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: The Coven Hits the Farm

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

Welcome to the farm, baby! This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, the girls take on a day of real-deal farm life at Bunnie's place. They are sweating, raking hay, slipping in places they shouldn't, and laughing the whole way through. Who knew shoveling cow poop could be so fun? To watch the whole adventure on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Dumbblondepodcast Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The pitchfork is pretty good. Or should I use my truss key? That's good for the overhang. Is that shoveling hay or just shit? Pretty much anything that's kind of in there. You want to create a really nice platform for... Yep. Pretty much down to the dirt.

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Yup. Oh! Oh! I didn't get that. Yep. Is it ready? Yeah. I should book in for it. We're literally like three people. We're Ed and Betty right now. You know Ed and Betty? Oh, no.

How could you know Ed and Betty? Is that our dream? I'm tired of this, Grandma. Any while for 40 days and 40 nights? Yeah something like that. Yeah. Whoa. Doesn't like it.

I get it. No it'll be really hard on him. Sorry. Payback for fucking hitting me in the head with her. I didn't mean to. Out. Go. Sorry, payback for fucking hitting me in the head with a... I didn't mean to.

Out. Go. Out, dude. It feels like it feels good. Go. My eyebrows are sweating. My pussy lips are fucking tangled. Let's have a water break.

Doctor, you getting mad on me today? I don't know, I might put you in that pond with more food, having a bath. I don't know, I might put you in that pond with more food, having a bath. I don't know, I might put you in that pond with more food, having a bath. I don't know, I might put you in that pond with more food, having a bath. I don't know, I might put you in that pond with more food, having a bath. I don't know, I might put you in that pond with more food, having a bath. I don't know, I might put you in that pond with more food, having a bath.

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You said help, not do. This is me and Mimi. Two flowers growing and shit. Walk it out. Yeah, walk out. Yeah, walk in there. Walk in there. I'm an ass magnet.

Always smacking something somewhere. Come here. Psh. I'm a little bit scared. I'm a little bit scared. I'm a little bit scared. I'm a little bit scared. I'm a little bit scared.

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Select podcast in the survey and be sure to select my show, Dumb Blonde, in the drop down menu that follows. Come on. You're eating plastic. Come here. He does ate plastic. Smoshmore, you're a vegetarian. You don't like those microplastics.

Anything sharp. I don't wanna break a nail. How did you get that open, little fucking buck bitch? Oh, you have fake nails. Does anybody have a knife? Crunchy lemon bau your horn. That's about 10. Hi baby! Hi! That right there is JaJa Gabor. G-O-A-R. JaJa Gabor baby. No, it's way harder.

You want me to try to take it around? Yeah, it's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good.

It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good.

It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. It's a good boy, baby. No, it's way harder. Try this way. Take it around. Yeah, it's not that big. Ladies! You have a surf off. We're in a for the night maybe.

I'm going to flop this over. Just flop it that way. Watch out girls! Watch out! Hello babies! Alright, loud sound. Loud sound. Watch out!

Sorry guys, sorry I know it's on the same way. I just said oooh. Go mirror. Go mirror. Tell me about it. Ladies! You guys are messing with me. Come here. Tell me about it. Ladies!

You guys are messy! Can I get a picture please? Is that like a trial period? Yeah. Alright. She's already been doing it for the past six weeks. Bye bye, love you! Oh good. Yeah I'm good. Watch it. It's shit everywhere.

Oh yeah I see it. Did you get that on camera? I did. Oh thank god. The water is everywhere. Oh. Watch. You like it? Um, just leave one more back in there.

Never mind. You want to do it anyway? The old kid marks off. Yeah. Little shit bridge. Yeah. Do you want to turn some? Do a little fancy dance. Yeah, I'll do it. Oh shit, Bridget. Clip again. Thank you. She looks pretty good. She's all shit, too. This penis was out wait, it's growing here comes

Coming out coming out. Look. Yeah, it's damn bro bro he's a grower not a shower yeah it's up there, he's parking he's parking he's parking he's parking he's parking he's parking he's parking

he's parking he's parking he's parking This is the main thing sir. Look at that. It already looks better. Yup. Look at that. It already looks better. Yep. That felt great. Come on. No. No sir. No.

No. You break it up for me and we'll pull it. Okay. I'm gonna pull it. Okay. I'm gonna pull it. Okay. I'm gonna pull it.

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Okay. I'm gonna pull it. Okay. Okay. Okay. No You break it up me. Yeah Don't pitch mark my pussy So good Nova donkey Is that good? Nova! Donkey! Nova girl! What's up? Try to cut out their balls off. No thanks. Hey. Yeah. Possibly.

20 years ago? No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. yeah possibly 20 years ago now now but now yeah probably probably Scott about 500

oh what's my I find it like a five mil five mil step in right over 20 That's what I thought. I'm trying to get this big pile out first. I've got a lot of anger to get out. I get the term needle in a haystack because I could not find a needle right now. This is the hay that never ends. Did I not wait it to fricking drop a load in my sweet beautiful barn? Somebody pinched a loaf on the fresh pine pellets. That's a speck for. Jibbograt corn and I don't care. That's all I know. I don't know the rest of it. Scott stop sexting.

I'm not. Look at him, he got caught red handed. Why is your face turning red? He said I'm not. Is there a way to make it go deeper? She said. There's always a way to make it go deeper. She gotta talk to it.

You got a bus? I did. make it go deeper. She gotta talk to it. You got a bus? Alright. I'm officially a fucking farmer. That was my first day of farm work. First day of farm work. I feel like you kicked ass. Well, I had a good teacher.

She said no, don't worry about it. I said I'll be there tomorrow. Woo! Hell yeah brother! Hell yeah brother!