Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

Pure chaos! On this week's Ask, Tell, Confess, Bunnie starts off with her own personal donkey drama, then we hear from a listener who reveals a shocking scrotum secret in the Amish community. Then, a tale of an accidental horse violation which leads to some Google image searches you will be happy you never saw. Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I was told confess I was told confess I was told confess I was told confess I was told confess I was told confess I was told confess Could you hear that? Welcome everybody to another. Go ahead Ailey.

You say ask. Episode. Ask. Whoa. You say ask. Did you say episode? You say ask. Whoa. You say ask. Did you say episode? You say ask.

Ask. You say. Converse. That was good. Yeah. I need a compilation of all of those from this last season. You know we're on like episode 20 of Ask Tell Confess. Are we already?

20 episodes you guys. Geez. Crazy. I'm proud of us. We did it. Are we already? 20 episodes, you guys. Geez. Crazy. I'm proud of us. We did it. I'm proud of us. Look at us. Look at us.

Would you look at us? Who'd have thought? Who'd have thought we'd be responsible freaking people? Hey. Listen, I need to get this ASTAL Confess over with cause I need to get home to my farm animals. I was bonding with my donkey today and some person, some person, listen, I'm just going to say it out loud right now. Are you? Yep. I love you guys. And if anybody

wants to come up and hug me at any time that I'm out and about, please do. That's I'm fair game. But when I am at home in my backyard trying to bond with my traumatized donkey and you scream over the backyard fence, hey, we just moved in. I'm not gonna be a nice person to you because that is my personal space. Leave me the fuck alone. What did you say back?

She said, hi. And I said, hey. And I literally, okay, let me me the fuck alone. What did you say back? She said hi. And I said, hey, and I literally, okay, let me tell the full story. I cut up apples because I was, I was determined to get donkey to eat out of my hand today. Today was the day today was the day because we've been making strides. I've been going out there every day, just fucking with them. And today he was a little, he a runner he's a track star like he literally just took off and was just running around. I got super close to him I'm talking like I put the apple in his mouth but he didn't know how to take it out of my hand. So it shows me he's never been hand fed before. Yeah. So I dropped it on the ground he ate it it, and then he ran off. Well, as he's running off, I'm getting closer to him again

to have another moment with him. This fucking lady that I guess just moved in across the way from us, sees me in the backyard with this donkey and decides to scream over her fence, hi. Soon as she does that, I'm ruins all the traction I have with the donkey and he fucking takes off.

And I'm like, I said, hi. And she's like, we just moved in. And I'm like, yeah. And I just kept walking. Cause I'm just like, I'm sorry. I'm going to throw up a hard boundary with you. If I'm in my yard, I'm very, listen, I am the nicest person when you see me out,

I will love on you. I will hug you. I'll high on you. I will hug you. I'll high five you. I'll do whatever. But I've had a couple instances, like this guy who does our laundry service, I changed the name on our laundry service so that he would not know who we were, right?

Oh, I remember. This dude goes out of his way to ask me to donate money, which I don't have a problem doing, but I specifically changed my name on this laundry so that you would not ask us for things. And when he did that, I let him know how disrespectful it was. And it was for a, it was for, it was donation for a school that my daughter already goes to that we do things for anyways. But it's like, and then they're like, you know, people get really kind of defensive

when you throw up those boundaries, but it's like, you are coming to our home. Yeah. You know, like it's like, it's one thing if we are out. The minute I leave those gates, I'm all your guys's. You know, like I know that. I know that if I go to the grocery store or if I'm eating dinner or whatever,

come up to me and say, hi, if I'm at my house, do not talk to me. Not me or my donkey. Literally, especially when I'm with donkey, especially when I'm with traumatized donkey. You know? You were in therapy. Literally, we were having a fricking moment with apples.

It was beautiful. And then you come and fricking scream over the fence lady, like go away. That would piss me off. And listen, I'm probably gonna get some hate for that but You guys would be the same way too. Just imagine You were at home and someone's like at your window being like hey, yeah Yeah, it's just it's not fair it's like we we need to we deserve

Time to ourselves and our peaceful place and my backyard when I'm in those gates are my peaceful place. Don't make me build a fucking wall around our house. Cause I will. I will. She's like, I may have already looked into it. You don't remember those old dungeon doors, those old dungeon doors where they have the slide and you look and then they close it literally, literally.

I swear I don't. And listen, my husband used to be, when we first like got together, he would go and meet all of the neighbors. Oh. And I've never been like that. Like, I think there's two different people in every relationship.

There's one person who's very social and wants to be nice to everybody, and then there's one person who keeps to themselves. My husband used to go and meet all of the fucking neighbors. He wanted to be all the neighbors friends. I mean, all the way up until about three years ago, he would want to hang out with all the neighbors. Now we don't want to know any of our neighbors around us,

except for the two that we have that are like up on the hill. We love them. They're amazing. They're so sweet. I feel like you always need at least one that you can trust. And we do. Like our two girlfriends. You just already chose them.

Yeah. Well, they're family. So it's like, and they have donkeys and they have animals. And then this one over here keeps watch of our house. Like I love her to death, you know? The rest of them like love you guys, but. Don't talk to me. Yeah, there's no reason for that. Don't.

There's no reason. It gives me anxiety. Yeah, for sure. Do you know any of your neighbors, Haley? Yes. Oh, you made friends? Yeah, the people next to me. Cause I warned them that I was having a small get together.

Oh, small one. Small. Yeah. Yeah. That was small. Mm hmm. They're really they the wife is really nice, though. And she would put my packages inside my house when I was on tour. She would be like, hey, I see you have a few out there. Do you want me to just put it in so your friend doesn't have to come get them? I was like, okay. So they're really nice.

It's a little family. And the daughter was obsessed with my Halloween decorations. And she told me that. And once I was done with Halloween decorations, I set them on their front porch. And I was like, here, your daughter can have these. And she's like, oh my God, she's so excited.

That's sweet. I have like one neighbor that like I can trust. So happy you're not near the crack heads. Yeah crack heads that was a whole that was interesting. Rough time. That was rough time. Rough. It's never easy living next to a crack head because that's a party of one 24 7. You know how many times my food would get delivered to their house too and I would just. Oh, absolutely not. And I'm just like, there you go. Have a good dinner.

Yeah, it's on me. Not getting, I don't want it back. Oh, God. Thank you. All right. What do we got for Ask Telecom Fest today? We got some good ones. Let's talk about it. Go ahead. Yeah, I got one.

I hold on. Oh, you motherfuckers always start. I'm starting this time. This is my show. All right. Hold on. I got a good one because I think one of you guys are going to fucking steal it. Ready? Tell. Ava has a tell.

I live in the middle of Amish country in Pennsylvania. Did I take yours? Did I take anybody's? No, but I just love Amish. No, I'm excited. Am I own? Oh wait, hold on. I live in the middle of Amish country in Pennsylvania

and own my farm and do custom work for them. Like hauling animals, feed or working farm ground. And the one farmer I was helping when my mom was still around told me that everyone called him one ball saw. And I was always like, why do people call him that? When I was finally old enough, she told me that he castrated himself like what we do to cows with a bander and his balls got infected and had to get the one removed all because he was tired of having kids.

Now you guys see why I wanted to go first. So this man tied his balls off because he thought that would make him stop having kids. It got the infection from castrating went into his balls and he lost a ball. So he's literally just got one ball ball. All one ball. I mean, it's in the name. How? Or you're just on drugs. Yeah. I mean, you can still have sex and not have kids.

We're a fucking rubber get a vasectomy like there's something not believe in that Amish people maybe they don't believe Maybe they don't believe There's like certain religions that do not believe in protection It's like God's will like there's you know, like a lot of Catholics don't believe in protection One ball saw God. All right. That was my sorry. I was a good one. That was good. I didn't want you guys to steal it Yeah, you got it. Okay, you go. No you go ahead find your voicemails

Okay. All right. Mine is also a tell When I was 19, I worked in a bar that was a knockoff for Hooters. A fellow waitress just graduated high school and needed a place to stay, so I rented out an extra room that I had. Her boyfriend was younger and still in high school. He was 18 at the time. They had never hooked up but had been together for a couple years. She ended up bringing a guy home from the bar one night and the condom came off inside her. A few days later her boyfriend came over and I heard yelling in the other room.

They were messing around and he- He pulled this condom out of her full of jizz. She ended up getting pregnant from that incident. Her friends took her to get an abortion that same day. That same day she wanted to see the guy that got her pregnant so she went to his house dude had the nerve to fuck her in the ass the same day as she got an abortion since she couldn't have sex she ended up moving back home and we didn't stay in touch I hope she's doing well So there's that. We're just starting off with a bang.

Literally. Okay, so she was in a relationship. She cheated on him. The condom got stuck in her. She didn't smell that. I'm sorry, but your vagina will smell if a condom is left in there like that. It's the fact that it was a few days later. That's what I'm saying.

It hurt. But I did not be like, Oh, where's the condom that I had on? I mean, they could have the guy definitely the guy definitely probably knew and he probably just didn't say anything. Still like I you would smell that. I have a horrible fear of like things being like stuck or left in there. I have this like awful fear. Yes. So I will like triple check and be like I took it out. Right. Like, okay. Like I'm shoving my fingers up and you're like, is anybody up here checking the oil? Smelling your fingers? Doing the fucking

stress test. No. No. But the fact that she went and got an abortion, what happened? The fact that she went and got an abortion and then gets fucked in her ass, like you're still hurting down there. Bro, how did you let him do it?

Ooh, fuck that dude. Anesthesia makes me very horny, okay? No, what you're not wrong, you've told me before about having sex after procedures. Yeah. that one time you had a Oh, I had a whole BBL and had my body redone and had sex. Something about anesthesia makes my lips done. And not those lips. I've never told that story. What? It'll go viral if

I tell it. But yeah, I want to hear. I had a labiaplasty done, which I've been very open about and I've talked about. And while it was healing, but we were like in our honeymoon stage. So we literally would just fuck all the time while I had stitches in very carefully. And he ripped one of the stitches in my pussy lip. Yeah.

Yeah. So I really asked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something about being a wounded bird is like, you know, is it? Yeah. You just feel so helpless. You just want to be loved on, you know? But yeah, that girl sounded like she might have had a couple issues going on. She was very wild. Maybe she was young, super young. Could have been, because I know I did some weird shit. Probably 18, 19. Oh yeah, I did some weird shit back in the day.

All right, you guys ready? All right, so Mimi, you have a voicemail for us. So you guys know that if you don't want to write in your stuff on Patreon, you can also call this phone number that you can only get on Patreon to leave voicemails and let us hear your stuff. So go ahead. This one is called. I grabbed my horse's dick. Oh no. Please press.. Hey bunny gang. So bunny's donkey shlong video made me think of this. I grew up in the suburbs, but I married a cowboy rancher. So I'm learning about the ranch life every day.

And one night we came in late from a horse show and it was cold, so we were blanking up all the horses and I was blanking in this old gilding and I reached down, it was dark and we didn't have the lights on in the barn you know so I reached down and grabbed reached for the belly strap to snap it and when I did I ended up you know grabbing a handful of something I didn't want and the scream I scrunched y'all realized what I oh what I realized I didn't have a hold to that belly strap and the way that horse

looked at me, I felt so bad. I'd accidentally violated the poor bastard. Hell, I felt violated. And my husband come running in there. He said, what's wrong? What's wrong? I said, I just grabbed this horse's dick. And he was like, what? I guess he was just hanging out. And he was like, well, they do that when they're relaxed. And I was like, well, what the hell? So anyways, it was embarrassing. And all that to say, make sure you've got lights on in the barn and make sure you always check before you reach and grab.

Oh, man. I wish my donkey would let me get close enough to him. That was my favorite voice mode Mo we've ever gotten. That is so funny. I think I loved her voice. The accent. Everything helped. Like that whole situation was so good, dude.

Man, could you imagine? Donkey, I was very shook the other day. I was like, where did this come from? I imagine he's also a mini. That light pole right there. Somebody said something about you have to pick beans out of their penises Out of horse and yeah go. Okay. Hold on. Nope. Oh wait. I got a video

You have to watch this You have to I watch this so apparently horses and send horses and donkeys were putting it on the TV. Get beans. Turn the TV on. I will get beans in their penises. It's on the fucking Instagram. Of course, it's on your for you page. I don't know why. Look. Did you find it? No, it's your house.

It's what? The Vegas house. Why are we on? Why are you on Google TV? Go click on that really quick. It's the Vegas house, I think. Well, we definitely sold it for more than that. Is this a show? Inside the what?

Click on this house tour? Click on this? House tour? What is this? Ooh. Shit I'd click on when I was younger. Jelly Roll and Bunny XO have offered sneak peeks of their stunning dream home located in Nashville, Tennessee, where they decided to settle down. Jelly was born and bred here, but his other half Bunny is actually a Las Vegas native,

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paths in life. Her openness about her past gives her unique perspective and empathy for others. As both of their careers continue to soar. Jelly Roll says he's feeling incredibly blessed these days. Thanks. Yeah, love. Cute. That was cute. All right, I forgive you for showing the wrong house lady for all the sweet things you said.

What the? Ugh! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! I mean. Look at the, look at, look at, that's what comes out. The rocks.

Yeah. Apparently it's built up Shmegma. Look at how's what comes out the rocks. Yeah, apparently it's built up. Shmegma. Look at how many states. You put the dog. There's more. There's more videos like why this why this popped up on my fucking Instagram reels. I have no idea.

Look at us. Look at us. Would you look at us? Look at us. Cut the twenty two. All right. Since I started, I'll let you guys close out. Cut the films. Cut the cut. Alright. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of I Still Confess. We will see you guys next week. Bye. Bye. Bye.