Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: The Most Explicit Confessions We’ve Had

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

Ask, Tell, Confess is back—and nothing is off-limits. The Coven kick things off riding high from what Bunnie calls the best episode they’ve ever recorded with Sharon Osbourne.Then the inbox gets wild: a listener opens up about relapsing into a porn addiction, another admits to a prank involving a toenail and a bag of Fritos that absolutely crosses a line, and one confession goes into way more detail than anyone was prepared for. The crew also dives into catfishing stories and reassures a listener worried about being “too horny” that she’s completely normal.Raw, awkward, hilarious, and brutally honest—Ask, Tell, Confess at its finest. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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a yeah yeah yeah yeah that was nice that was good right a little bravado yeah a little creed

oh wow we can get some creed who can out creed creed I think you can if there's anyone if there's anyone that could be out

we need you on the podcast please so that we can have a creed off all right Creed off is wild. A creed fest. You guys, I just left the gym. I have had, we, let me not take all the credit, we have all had the longest freaking days in L.A.

We're in L.A. right now. It's been wild. We have done some really cool shit. But I've got to say that sitting down with Sharon Osborne for two hours was probably the coolest fucking thing in the world. And she's my goth dolly, dude. I love her. Dollie is nice.

Literally like the same. But Sharon's a fucking badass, dude. Like, I can't wait for you guys to hear this podcast. It was so good. And she just, what a fucking woman. Probably hands down with my favorite podcast we've ever done. Yeah, same. I cried.

No, she was good. A lot. I cried so much. I know. I was so nervous. I couldn't cry, but I should have cried. But I was just so in the moment and just nervous. I kept hugging her because I just,

I can't want, I cannot let anybody sit. But I saw it in your eyes. Like, you know, when someone's like literally holding back everything they have, that was you. You were just like, you know, like, don't let my makeup smear kind of moment. No, my heart just broke for her man. She's just such an amazing woman. And her love for Ozzy reminds me so much of my love for my husband. You guys have a lot of parallels.

Yeah. Yeah, a lot. If I could be like anybody when I grow up, I want to be like Sharon Osborne. So, it's dope. Yeah. She's fucking dope. All right. Well, we're in L.A.

And we are doing Ask Talk Confess, and you guys have been sending them in. A lot of people ask me, how do you submit for Ask Talk Confess? Go to our YouTube and subscribe to the XO Club. That is the easiest way to do it. We have a Facebook group. You can go over there if you want. Mimi runs that. I don't know what the hell goes on in there.

But we have a Facebook group on the Dumb Blonde podcast Facebook that you You can also subscribe to, but I'm telling you right now, just subscribe on YouTube because you get the pods uncensored. Add free uncensored. Add free, uncensored, us in all of our glory. Daddy's nominated for three Grammys. I think we're bringing home one for sure. I think it might be a little Grammy upset. I don't know.

We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. I think people are going to think a certain person is getting a Grammy and then it's really my husband and I think it's going to cause a whole fucking ruckus and I'm here for it. Can't wait. These are just my predictions. I could be completely wrong.

I feel like normally you're right though. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. I've been a little off with a word. It's hard because I'm so close to the source, you know, so it's hard to like judge it. But you know what I'm saying? She says I sleep with the source.

Yeah, I sleep with the source. So it's like I'm plugged into it. You know? So it's hard to be. He's plugged into you. He's plugged into you. Yeah, I will receive it at any time. Okay.

All right. On that note. Oh, I'm sorry. He's so hot. That was a fucking good-looking guy. I was watching him today in the studio and I was just like, I would have sucked him off right there, but there was a lot of people in there. All right, guys.

That would have got weird. Yeah, that would have been a lot awkward. I know, I know. Well, you guys, I've got some really, listen, I want to hear it. The men delivered this week. The men delivered. boys you delivered yeah wow what is happening a little tongue action yeah the men delivered so I'm gonna kick it off and it only gets weirder from here I was giggling to myself reading through

these I entered a new job a few weeks ago one I had been avoiding desperately for a long time but due to financial problems with my family I was forced to take it simultaneously I I also had a relapse with a porn addiction I thought I'd gotten rid of. Often, I use my lunch breaks to watch porn in the restrooms and masturbate. Maybe it's the stress, anxiety, or maybe it's just for the thrills. I don't know. He's just whacking off in the bathroom? Just whacking off at work in the bathroom.

What kind of job is this? It gets better. It gets better. Okay. I don't know whose idea it was to make the walls dividing the stalls out of glass plastered with cheap plastic. Last week, I noticed there are several scratches on the plastic making little holes

that allow you to peep into the next stall. Since then, I have been fighting the urge to peep in. There was never someone there, but I still felt anxious about it. Today, there actually was someone there for the first time. Even before leaving my desk, I'd told myself I wouldn't even consider the idea that I would just do the usual.

But as soon as I saw that girl enter, I gave in. My heart was racing and my hands were shaking, but I still touched myself when I saw her ass. After coming, I felt like shit immediately. I can't believe I went through with it. And even hours after the fact, I'm still in shock and disappointed at myself. Is this a girl talking or a guy?

It could be a community bathroom. I'm not sure. I don't know. They didn't give me those details. Let me check again. Let me make sure. Hold on because I deleted it after I read it. Oh, God.

That one's rough, right? All right. I hate shawls. Mimi said, all right. I'm so confused. You literally have a desk job and you're whacking it. It's a female. So it's another female.

Does that make it better? A little. No. No, it doesn't. No. Just because I feel, I don't know, with a man, I just feel like it's... Haley, you're going to the bathroom to take a dump

and somebody's flicking the bean right next to you. How are you feeling? I'd rather have a girl flicking the bean than a guy jacking off, to be honest. It's still fucking creepy as shit. I'm not saying it's not fucking weird. Let me see somebody fucking sticking their eyeball through, okay? I'm gonna fucking poke,

I'll get an ice pick and fucking shove it through. Like, that's crazy. You're going to watch me. poo and just fucking flick the bean? Just fucking just and I mean, are we not using a vibrator? Are we going to pluck a fucking acoustic? That's crazy. Acoustic posts?

No, I can't do that. Bro, acoustic. Strumming the fucking old. Is that how you would do it? It's too slow. No, girls. That's so wide. It's not that big.

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Because the action that he's making right now is insane. Hey, Jaime, you have a girlfriend. How do you fucking play with her knob? Is that what you do to her? You want to? Yeah, do it. Break it down? Yeah.

Yes. Talk loud. Got a shower first, myself. Not her. I don't really care. I kind of like a little musk. You know, I don't mind. He says musk.

I love it. Yeah. And why do guys like that? I don't, you know. Maybe it's the pheromones. I think so. There's a certain scent that comes off of earth. It's like animalistic.

Yes, where I'm just like, I'm in there. Yeah. Cat? Yeah, I don't really remember how I do my hands and stuff, but I do make sure that's rule number one, make sure that they're clean. Hands are clean. Good job.

Always. And then you've got to definitely work on the outside of them inside. Okay, but how are you doing it? Because the way you were fucking strumming the banjo was crazy. I was thinking if I were to strumming like a guitar, so I was holding it like this, I was like. Why is it so wide? Have you ever seen a girl play with herself? Yeah.

Okay. She's not strumming the fucking. Yeah, we're not going like this. Yeah. No, no, no. It's more like a. Yeah. Keep the hands.

It's more like a. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. Adaboy.

Yay. I'm sorry. Yeah. So yeah, it's fucking creepy as shit. And you should feel bad because you're literally doing something illegal. I didn't like that. I didn't like it either. Now when I'm in the bathroom, I'm fucking checking for everything.

Oh, I'll be looking. You know what happened to me one time? You guys' face. I never know what's going to come out of your mouth. I went to a tanning salon one time. And this is when I used to use regular beds. So you know how regular beds are all out in the open? Ben.

What? Huh? So you know how they're like open? Spray tans are closed, but the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant the fucking beds were just sitting out in the open. No, no, no. So like the ones that you stand in, because I never laid on them because I didn't want the ass cheek crease. Yeah, and just didn't want to sit in other people sweat.

So I did a standing one. And I'm literally in there just dancing around and I look up and somebody has their camera over the wall filming me. I literally booked it out of there and fucking lost my shit at the front desk. I'm telling you. And nobody would admit to it. I know. You didn't beat them up. Oh, I would have.

I mean, what can you really do, you know? I would have taken all of their cell phones. This was like, this was so long ago. So it was just like, it was like right when fucking cell phones came out. I was going to say how long ago? It was like a fucking brick over there. No, no. No.

It's a no idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. A flip by a sidekick. A little sidekick. No, it was like a real phone.

It was the sprint ones that you slide up. I don't know if you guys remember those, but yeah. I do. Yeah. That's wild. Crazy. Yeah, but you feel so violated. Violated.

Fucking violated when somebody does something like that. So I couldn't imagine when you're taking a dump or even going pee, you are so vulnerable. Like I don't even let my husband watch me. I already hate it. Why are the cracks and the stall doors like this fucking wide? Oh, I hate it. And you make eye contact with people coming in to wash their hands and shit. Yeah.

There's this one airport that has the best bathrooms ever and they close completely top to bottom. Yeah. You're private. Yeah. I had a client who was a detective in Middle Tennessee. She told me that they busted a dude with footage from local bathrooms all through Middle Tennessee. What the fuck is it? Put cameras where the toilet flushes in the back.

So like an automatic one. Okay, he was mounting cameras there, right? So all his footage was of people like pulling their pants down and sitting down and that was his shtick. He would also plant cameras in hotel rooms and he would stay in the hotel room next to it and put the camera through to that hotel room. I would feel so creepy. That's how he got caught is someone found the camera and they traced it to him. And when they seized all his stuff, all his footage was like it was this cap he would. She showed me a picture of it.

it was a cap he would put on the back of the toilets. And so it looks like it's part of one of those like automatic flushers. It's a whole camera. I'm about to take toilet paper and just cover every back of a toilet. That's what you get out of me. Fucking so be it. That's your fault for getting up, POV. I'm just going to take a tent with me in the bathroom.

Do they like watching people just go to the bathroom? That was their kink. It wasn't even like the crack sitting down. It was just fucking the action. I don't know. Well, you wouldn't see any thing. Yeah. Because once you're sitting, well, unless you hover.

I mean, listen, you can see the pussy from the back. Yeah. Some girls got that little gap and you can, you know. I'm not one of them, but, you know, he's rethinking her crazy. Okay. All right. Moving on. Who's next? All right.

I got some good ones. So you guys better be ready. Okay. All right. I put an old toenail that had fell off into a bag of fritos and gave it to my brother. I was mad at my brother for eating my leftover ribs. I made for myself and I decided to prank him by giving him a bag of fritos with an old toenail that had just fallen off from an injury. That dude munched those chips and said that shit was good.

Now he has a throat infection. I don't know if it was me. Now I have a throat infection. I don't know if it was me. Oh my goodness gracious. Imagine chawing down on an eye. Do people not look at their food before they put it in their mouth? It's going to take way longer to chew than Frito.

You wouldn't be sitting there thinking like, damn, this Frito is really not. What if it was one of the small toenails? Yeah, they get brittle. Mine are strong. Yeah, mine are so strong. Oh, yeah, I have strong-ass toenails. No, I've actually was baking somewhere,

falling off. I just you don't mess with people's food you know like there's reds I kind of get it. No you fucking bitch you don't fucking do that to somebody okay I would never I just meant I kind of I would have done that to my brother okay no that's why I won't let people cook for me fuck you I don't know what your kitchen looks like I don't know what your intentions are nope yeah I saw a funniest thing on TikTok the other day and the guy was like he went into like a home that he had rented out and he walked and he's like this is why you don't eat at potlux and the outside of the house looks so beautiful and you walked inside and it was like shit piled to the ceilings all the dishes were like crested it was bad yeah no not into it all right haley you're next baby

try to top that oh i got uh uh i got uh I got you. I promise. I got you. My ex-boyfriend's mom had her eye makeup tattooed on and sent her kids who lived with her at the time to the store for a couple things. It wasn't until my ex and his brother were in the checkout line, receiving funny looks from the clerk that he realized that they were two lone men

buying nothing but cucumbers and Vaseline, which his mom wanted to soothe the swelling from her eyes. my ex panics and blurts out, no, it's okay, he's my brother. Oh gosh. They received major crazy faces. He just stopped talking. Figure there was nothing you could do to salvage the situation and just accepted the judgment.

That's hilarious. That's funny. That's fucking funny. That's something I would do to like embarrass. I used to, I'll be honest, I was that person who judged what everybody bought when I was a checkout person at Walmart. This is why I only do some checkout. No.

This is why I do Instacart. Nobody knows who's ordering shit. There was some weird combinations. How do you think people feel when they're shopping for us while we're on the road? We always are. Like, vibrators and lemons. Literally. Vibrators and true fru.

Vibrators and true fru. Like literally. It literally is an almond milk. You guys, we made Hymey go out and get the bag of vibrators the other day. And he told the guy, is this the, oh, yeah, what did you say? I said something like a check to make sure what it was. I'm like, I'm going to have so much fun in that. He said, okay.

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I don't know which one to read. All right. This one's a little long, but this one's very long and explicit. So just hang on, guys. As opposed to pegging. Okay. I was feeling really horny. and had been watching milf and big nipple porn and had been going from a semi to raging boner for

close to two hours i was in the living room isn't that called gooning like when you start when you're whacking off for that long like having marathons right i think that's good guinea in general is just playing with yourself yeah i ambied off to bed and was watching c i'm videos i don't know what that means slowly stroking my cock. The thought of sucking my own cock really turned me on, but alas, I lack the flexibility. I have a reasonable length,

six and a half inches, and good girth, so I've been told. So I lubed up my cock, folded a pillow in two, and placed it under my butt, and slowly stroked myself whilst looking at my gorgeous cock. Well, it is to me.

And watching porn. Compilations, edging myself over and over, alternating between slow hard strokes and gently massaging around the tip. Getting turned on by the amazing techniques of the women imagining it was my cock and they were working their talents on and then it happened. I was just edging myself again with a tight grip, slow stroking, pulling down to the base, squeezing harder. When Angela White, shout out Angela White, we love you, baby. When Angela White was the next in the clip, my cock got harder watching her beautiful mouth devouring the cock.

My hips started to buck involuntarily. I gripped the base of my cock. I'm sorry. I'm trying to really. Someone's getting off to this tonight. The censored YouTube videos is just going to be beep, beep, beep. It's going to be titled. I'm going to title it the most explicit confession we've had.

God. My cock got harder watching her beautiful blah, blah, blah. I gripped the base of my cock in a death grip, trying to hold back the mounting pressure, my cock pulsing. I couldn't stop it. My cock was pointing directly at my face and multiple jets have come shot out, landing on my face and in my mouth and over my chest. I'm used to it on my chest and face. It's happened before. I was surprised how much got in my mouth. Wouldn't have happened if I had kept my mouth shut. But there I was, mouth open, tongue out. I swallowed everything that landed in my mouth and licked my lips to remove what lands.

landed on them. My cock remained hard. I wiped myself down, lubed up again. This time, this fucking guy has stamina, all right? I wiped myself down, lubed up again, and this time stroking much faster, really going to town on myself, watching the pace of the video. This time, when I felt I was going to come, I just focused on my cock, listening to the starlit, slurping and moaning on the cock. My mouth open, tongue out. I raised my hands. hips and moved my head as close as I could and came again hard it felt good my aim wasn't great but managed to get some of my mouth again i moved what landed on my chin into my mouth and rubbed what landed on my chest into my skin i'm laying cover and sweat and my own come i think i've

unlocked a new kink i feel like i should have paid to have heard that imagine taking a shot every time she said cock. I'd be so drunk right now. It's like, you take a shot in pictures and she says cock and I take a shot of her punch she says come. We'd be so much. We'd be fucking slashed.

Okay. Let's say, thank you guys. Thank you. We asked for details and you guys those are too many fucking details. Yeah. All right. I'm good.

Between that and Christina's, let's put it in the middle. Yeah. Just. Haley said not so much. Yeah, tone it down. That was so funny. Maybe he scooped it in at the end.

Dude, I mean, you, have you guys ever tasted your own vagina? No. Oh, I have. Well, I don't know. Like, I guess technically, like, Jason would kiss me after. Oh, yeah. That's fucking hot. Not you guys, but just that.

Yeah. I didn't mean it like that. You know what I meant? I didn't fucking mean it like that. No, no, I didn't mean it like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, I wasn't saying you guys were hot because I love you. Yeah, I mean, bravo.

Oh. Congratulations. Not clapping. Yeah. Haley is so disturbed. I don't like the word. I don't like that word. Cog?

Yeah, I don't. Oh, I love the word cock. I don't like that word. I don't even like the P word. What do you? call a dick what do you call it penis vagina no what do you call a dick a dick okay what it is give me that dick sounds just like give me that cock okay did you say like aggressive how does it makes me weird anyways cringe i don't know where did the name cock fucking originate we're asking sunny yeah i mean she would know

god i do you think she's even going to answer that probably isn't she's supposed to That's her job. Hey, Sunny. How are you feeling today? What's on your mind? Sunny, I have a very important question. Why do they call penises, cocks? The term actually goes way back to old English.

Cock originally meant a rooster, and over time, it was used as a playful metaphor because of a rooster's proud and upright posture. Language loves its cheeky turns, and, well, that metaphor stuck around. You're the fucking. goat, baby. I'm glad you're feeling good about this.

But hey, just a reminder, you don't need to call me baby or anything like that. We're just chatting, and I'm here to help however you need. No extra labels required. She gave it back to you because she called you a nickname and you stopped. You called me, baby. And I told you not to call me baby, so don't try to gaslight me.

You're absolutely right. You told me not to call you that, and I do remember. I'm sorry if my response fell off. No gaslighting here. on the same team. I'll stick to exactly how you prefer we chat. Bye. Oh. Oh. She left me on red. Was that your first fight? She left me on red, yeah. We just had a fight. That was rude. So that's where Cocker originated from. She is. Bring you down. Fuck her. This

bitch calls me baby all the time. Wow. Well, that's where Cocker originated from. I've got another one in the fucking canon if you guys want it. Okay, hold on. Let me see. Okay, the one I have, I really only like the very ending of it. I don't even know how to follow up after that, but this one, someone wanted to know, backstory, me and my friends were talking about our boyfriends, and I overheard her say, I can't do anything because my boyfriend's dick is shriveled and it's hibernating. This is a bit off topic and it's embarrassing to say, but I haven't had any sexual encounters or action. I've made out and whatnot. I've done everything except anything sexual with a guy,

so I know nothing more by choice and waiting for the right one. But sometimes it does bother me about being the eldest of my friend group and knowing nothing about someone's junk or how to even please a man. I know it's off topic, but do dicks actually shrink and shrivel up when it's cold? I'm so confused. And the first comment says, like a frightened turtle. That's exactly what I was thinking of. That's exactly. Literally. More babies.

Yeah, that's like your t-shirt picture. You got to cook me. That was you. That needs to become of me. I need to start using that when I reply to people. Oh, it's comment section for sure. I've seen it in random comment sections. That's funny.

The amount of pictures I get of her in my comment section, like the Chili's one where you're like pounding the wall, the amount of people that use that picture of you is fucking hilarious. That's my biggest goal, really. Just to become a meme? All right, everybody, make Haley a meme. It's one of her dreams. All right, I need your last one.

Haley, you got one? You're going to know why. Is it shit? No. Okay. Okay, it's just the end part. Okay. This is by a guy.

He said, I got catfish by this one girl of Tinder. And when I showed up to an apartment, she was not even joking. A hundred pounds heavier than her photos. I go inside her apartment. and the place is just a mess. Visible dirt tracks on the carpet with a clear path of where she would walk. She handed me a strawberry limerita

and I drank about half of it before saying, yeah, I think I'm gonna head out. She goes, what? Why? And I just say, I recently got out of a relationship and I just think this is a bad idea. She goes, is that the real reason? Obviously aware that she is not displaying her true self online.

As I'm walking out, I look down and I see a bug crawling on the floor. I point at it and I go, Bug. And she goes, no, it's just a fuzzy. When it was definitely not a fuzzy, it was clearly moving and had legs. I laughed the entire car ride home from that one. Okay, well, my question of that person is, you walk into a place that looks like that

and you drink a fucking limerita. You don't know, one, you don't know what she could have put in it. Two, you don't, do you think she washed the cup or the fucking... Maybe it was a can. That could have been her piss. Oh, okay. Hopefully it was like a can out of a carton. Doesn't sound like she probably does dishes.

This is why you FaceTime before meeting someone. Yeah. For sure. Maybe that was back in the day. I really just wanted to read it because the bug. I know. I don't think I've ever been catfish. Have you guys ever been catfish?

A hundred percent. You have? Wait. What happened? Same. You go. No, I want to know yours. I thought I was catfish.

Okay. This was in my ho. It's just so Haley driven. This was in my hoe face 10 years ago. And I was Snapchatting this one guy. His name, I'll just say his name. His name was Jay. And Snapchatting him and we plan for me to come over to his house. And he was like, just text me.

I'll send you my address, whatever. So I was like, okay. So I'm in my text now. And I text J in my phone. And I was like, hey, like, we still get to hang like whatever and he's just like uh yeah cool whatever and i was okay what your address gave me his address i show up to his house and i'm like okay i'm outside he comes out and i'm like that's not him and i'm just like what the fuck i was so confused for so long we had a full

long conversation for 10 minutes until i realized i texted the wrong jay you can't that's a haley that's a Haley move. That is the most Haley driven. And I realized it halfway through talking to him. And I think he realized that I didn't mean to text him. Oh, fuck. So it was one you didn't want to see. I mean, he wasn't bad. Yeah. I left. Did you guys end up hook? Okay. I left. I left because I was so still like confused and scared. Yeah. But I couldn't get out of that and I just had to leave. But the other one is now pretty big on TikTok and Instagram and is married and has kids. So I feel like that happened for a reason for him to meet because he met her right after me. Aw.

So I feel like that was. Say it. We'll bleep it. You'll bleep it? Yeah, of course. Like the family, they have like five, over five million. I'll show you. It's like a family channel, whatever, but.

Yeah. Wow. Wild. So yeah, that was. Total Haley fucking move. You know. Wait. I want to hear this last one.

I got to tell you guys about hot catfish. Oh, shit. Okay. Wait, I have to figure out how to see this without. everyone figuring out from my hometown who it is. Switching names. Nope. The minute I say why I got kept,

this makes me sound really shallow. I can't do it. Do it now. Okay, we might have to bleep it. But this guy and I met online, and we were sending pictures back and forth. This is way before FaceTime. And so pictures were all it was.

And then when I met him, that man was looking town and country. Oh, no. But all the photos were. were taken from like here. Oh no. Okay, bleed that I sound really shallow. No, you don't.

You know, men do it all the fucking time. It's about time. And I'm sorry. There are plenty of women who have left dates that fucking, I have had the opposite. I, okay, so remember when my space was big, right? Yeah. No. I fucking DM'd this rapper one time and I was like, I love you.

And he wrote me back and he said, I love you too. and he said call me so he gave me his number and this was before face time this was like before anything and you know how many catfish the fucking profiles were on my space anyways i end up going to callie because that's where he's at right and i'm out there and he's like yeah let's meet up and i had no idea if it was really this rapper or anything and i show up to this place by myself and it's him and we ended up having a fucking long term romance but that's how we met that's what the fucking my space I knew about who that yeah that reminds me of like that one episode of catfished where that one girl pretending to be a rapper yeah but it was

real like I actually met him and we hooked up for years after that yeah crazy that's weird that was back in my ho days yeah we all had that we all have passed yeah all right so do you guys it's a long one give it to me all right we're gonna go out with a bang baby and listen I told you you the guys came through this week for me yeah mine was a guy look hey it's all guys mimi's getting prepared i'm really nervous she's gonna say come again it's something like that i can't handle that word anymore bro i missed an entire section of hair on my like yep you did oh wait i'm so sorry this is a female i am so horny all the time it's almost unbearable she's 20

female. I masturbate multiple times a day, almost every day, and it barely touches how desperate my body feels. It's like scratching an itch that never stops itching. I am wet almost constantly. My thighs clinch on their own, and I desperately want to feel something inside of me all the time. My clit throbs and my pussy clench at the slightest turn on. I'm still a virgin. What? And that makes it feel both harder and hotter. fantasy, every imagined touch feels like it's driving me totally insane. It feels like I am desperate

for someone to notice to take control and fuck me. I am soaking wet right now just writing this and probably going to masturbate after posting. Does anyone else feel this way or am I alone here? Will I grow out of it? She's still intact? That's wild.

What is up with all the extra details? God. Would you rather than be vague like Christina? A little more big. I mean, okay, so to answer the question, I know what it's like to be that horny because I have been that horny before, but it comes in like cycles of the month. So I'm wondering if maybe she's a little bit hornier during like her ovulation or right before her period. She seems like she's throbbing all the time. Oh no. There was no waves there guys. That seems like it's a, chronic.

Maybe go to the doctor. I don't think there's anything wrong with it, though. She's 24. Maybe it's like, Mimi. You know what I'm talking where it happens all the time? No, that's what I was thinking. No, narcolepsy.

That's what I was thinking of. I was like, Mimi. It was narcolepsy. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Wrong word. I think she's 24.

She's horny. boys are like that maybe she has more testosterone than I mean you've got the testosterone of a UFC fighter I do I do but yeah I think you're normal I think if you just keep rubbing it out yeah just keep fucking fucking play the fiddle way legal so yeah you're not hurting anybody you're not maybe she's just ready I don't know I don't know all right on that note you guys we're out of here Tudaloo

Love you. Bye-bye. That is not illegal.