Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: The Oversharing Has to Stop

Episode Date: September 19, 2026

We’re bringing back some of the best Ask, Tell, Confess chaos because honestly, some of these stories deserved a second round.Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee start out reminiscing about their band and orchestra days before calling Meme’s sweet, wholesome mama—who proceeds to tell a hotel-cleaning story so graphic it leaves the girls questioning everything they thought they knew about her. Somehow Hobby Lobby gets dragged into it too, because of course it does.Then y’all take over. One listener walks into a hotel room and realizes REAL quick she has accidentally entered the Swingers Olympics, while Bunnie explains how one forgotten ticket turned into a suspended license—and the possibility of having to walk herself into jail like she’s checking in for a dentist appointment.There’s also a tick in a place no tick has any business being, a toddler who nearly mistakes something horrifying for candy, and Yelp reviews of exes so brutally honest they deserve their own one-star rating.And finally, one anonymous listener confesses that her sex drive is basically a full-time job with mandatory overtime.If this is what y’all are willing to tell us, imagine what you’re keeping to yourselves.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Ask tell confeder. Tell confid. How's that for your mesothelioma? Hello, friends. Welcome everybody to Shibu. Boom, boom, shibu.

Ask tail conferea. That was a good one. That's great. We were all like really, like, we were all ended at the same time. I don't know you guys had that much rhythm. I was in band. What'd you play? Fairnet.

How's everybody doing this week? I did play the trombone, but my arms are too short. How's everybody doing this week? Great. Wait. Did you say you played the trombone? What the hell? Yeah.

My arms were too short to reach some of the notes, though, so I had a, I had a switch. Did you picture her using her leg? Yeah. And I would throw it sometimes. It would just go flying out. Wait, does it not come to a stop? No. No.

That's how you said. How did you know that? Because I was in band too. Wow. Nerds. You guys are fucking dorms. I'm a band teacher. Just kidding.

I did play the clarinet for a little bit. I was in band. I played the viola. I was also in color card. I played the viola and I was a crosswalk officer. I fucking love. Excuse me. Yeah.

What is that? I got to wear the badge and everything. I thought really cool. Will you let the kids go? Yeah. Stop. Like the people I have to stop for where the kids stop. Did you hold the sign?

Yep. Stop. Go. It was great. I felt so. Yeah. I felt great. Stop sign. Yeah.

What stop sign? It was another life. One of my. How old were you when you did? Fifth grade. Okay. But I also was in band. I thought you meant like 20 years ago.

I'm sorry. I wasn't in band. I'm such a fucking liar. I didn't want to be in band because I thought that the band was nerds. I was an orchestra. That's even worse. I know. I know.

I know. That's wild. I played the viola. We didn't. Is it like a violin? It's a violin, but it's a big fatter chonkier version of it. Yeah, the thing for chunk. Oh, it's great.

You know, I used to gross myself out by rubbing the chalk. I can't even think about it right now. I get goosebumps thinking about it, but you know how you have to like, I don't know if you've ever played a string instrument? You have to chalk up the strings on it. So you rub this chalk on it. Oh, God. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

Is it similar? to like when you play pool and you yeah yeah that grosses me out too the fucking oh i don't know that does i just like to do it yeah i stand there because i think it looks cool yeah you just be rubbing it yeah it looks like i'm about to do something cool but i normally miss i love it i want to call in a lifeline because mama susan used to clean hotels okay do it do it do it oh i know and i distinctly remember her telling me a story hi babe mom i love that she answered on a half a ring what's a what's a dirty hotel room story you can tell real quick you're on the podcast.

Hi, Mama Susan. Mimi, I can't tell it. Mom, tell it, Susan. Say it, Susan. Do it now. Okay, so I was cleaning a whole bunch of rooms. And then I got to this one room and there was like red stuff like everywhere. I mean, it was like everywhere.

I'm like looking around. I thought, God, let me get shot in here. Oh, no. I guess they were doing it when she was on her period. Oh. There were hunks. Oh. It was so disgusting.

Mom. Did you just say hunks? There were hunks. Oh, God. Big hunkin' up. It's not the juice. Okay, that's what I needed. I love you.

Oh. I love you. Bye. I hate it. She's in. Hunks. You're yelling at my mom? I said, do it now.

I'm crying, you guys. I love Susan. You know what's even better? She just told that story in public because I checked her location. She's in Hobby Lobby. Oh, she said she couldn't. And you guys, Mimi's mom is like the most wholesome, sweetest woman who will ever meet. She is Susie Homemaker, you guys.

She's literally the sweetest. When I was 15, I was a bus boy at a local resort, Little America. they just put the name out there. Little America, Cheyenne, Wyoming. Occasionally, the restaurant I worked in would ask one of the bus staff to deliver room service to one of the rooms. They always asked male staff for safety reasons.

On one occasion, I was asked to deliver a tray to a room. I took the tray to the room and a scantily clad woman answered the door. I never went in the room, but I could see that there were about eight or nine men and women in their 60s to 70s, all of them nude in the room. even at 15 I knew the room smelled like sex

I remember I was tipped well went back to work and no one ever asked how things went and I never really mentioned it to anyone because I didn't think anyone would believe me that my love was a swinger party okay they had a little swinger party going on all right

those old people get down old swingers they don't care they will let the gray wiry ball hairs fly I feel like that would be like Velcro Oh. Listen, we're going to be there one day. We're going to have wiry old gray hairs. I won't because I shave mine.

But yeah, you guys will because you have a bush. Bro, why do you think I have a bush? You told us you had a bush. No, I said I don't shave it like skin. Like there's like this much hair. That's not a bush. So you have a five o'clock shadow push? Why?

Stubble. Doesn't he get razor burn when you guys bang? Stubble. God, Barney Rubble over there. It's not. It's not coarse hair, though. That's got to hurt, dude. I would hate that.

It's not. I don't have coarse hair, though. You have to show us. Yeah, we need to see it. Showing you guys my vagina. My God. I'm going to jail. Should we talk about it?

You're just going to tell the internet this? That's wild. Why would I not tell the internet this. I tell the internet everything anyways. Oh, right. I can feel her clenching. So, uh, your girl got in trouble with the law. Baby, I don't know about y'all, but I'm over paying random fees just to use my own money.

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Every Tuesday on Crimes of Reddit, we read these posts out loud. I'm Sabrina DeAnna Roga. And I'm Alexis Linkletter. One of us brings the story, the other goes in blind, reacting in real time, just like you. New episodes dropped every Tuesday. Listen to and follow Crimes of Reddit, available now wherever you get your podcasts. Not intentionally. What happened was I got a ticket in 2020 in Alabama, driving home from like a family vacation. Do I remember getting this ticket? Absolutely not. But for some reason, our daughter does.

She remembers. She's like, yeah, mom, you remember it was like April of 2020. And I'm like, how do you remember that? But she remembered it. Anyways, I got pulled over. So here's the thing. I literally, I have, I have three vehicles. two of them

I have never gotten pulled over in never had a problem this new one that I got because I have it designed it looks like big worm would be driving it okay it looks like a drug dealer's vehicle I have been pulled over twice

in this fucking vehicle I even warned you literally scroll up in that group chat swear so get this freaking I'm driving I get pulled over by this officer, he gets out and you could tell he thought it was going to be a drug dealer that was in the car. He's like, you need to roll your windows down, like yelling at me from the back of his car, right?

So I had to put all the windows down because the tent on it's really dark. And he walks up and he sees that it's me and Monica in it. So he gets nicer. And he's like, he's like, you know, your tent's a little dark, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I'm sorry, officer. I'm getting a prescription for it, whatever. So he's like, cool, just let me run your license. And he's like, I'll let you be on your way. And so he runs my license and he comes back and he goes, do you know that your license is suspended? And I was like, what? I said, when? How? How could this happen? I was like, I'm like a freaking upstanding citizen these days. Like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah, it's suspended from a ticket in Alabama. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, no, I didn't know that.

And he's like, well, I'm going to let you go with a warning. He's like, but get it fixed. And I'm like, oh, thank you so much. He was so cool. Shout out to that officer. So anyways, I go home. I get a hold of Alabama, find out that the tickets from 2020, instantly pay it. It gets paid. I got paid it. I paid it at the end of October, like October 20th, right? So I'm assuming that everything's fine and my license is reinstated. I'm, you know, driving the other day. I might have been speeding. I don't know. I can't confirm or deny. Plead the fifth. Plead the fifth. And I'm going down the freeway and literally I passed this officer and he is outside of his car gunning people. You know, know him and I make fucking eye contact dude while I'm racing by eye contact right so I get all the way

to almost my exit and I'm like who that was a close one and what do you know I look in my freaking river mirror and here comes this fucking officer on my ass so I have anxiety because from you know I'm like oh my god is my driver's license still suspended it shouldn't be you know whatever so I roll the windows down he comes over and he's like do you know that you were doing 88 and I was like, okay. You know, like, I didn't know what you. I, yeah, I was just like, okay, that's what you're saying, but I don't believe I did. You know, I was going to argue with him.

And he's like, do you have your license in registration? He's being a fucking dick. And I'm just like, oh, my God, dude. So I just told him straight up. I got pulled over a month ago and I was told that my license was suspended. I paid the ticket. It should be reinstated by now, whatever. So he goes to his car and then he comes back and he's like, no, your license is still suspended.

And I'm like, oh, my gosh. I'm like, I'm so sorry. what do I do? He's like, well, it is an arrestable offense. And I'm just like, fuck, dude. And he's like, but I'm not going to arrest you now. He's like, but sometime this week, you need to go down to the jail and book yourself in. First of all, I didn't know that was an option. Because I know growing up as a criminal, if you give me that option, I'm never checking myself in. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is not, we're not going to a five-star resort here. I feel like you were being punk faked. Yeah, I know. It was crazy. And I was just like, okay, so I agreed to whatever. And

that he made me and Monica switch so that Monica can drive or whatever. Come to find out the ticket was paid. The ticket was paid October 24th. So I don't know why it's still, um, why it's still suspended, but I got my lawyer on it, whatever. So it looks like your girl is going to have to go book herself in. And if I do, you guys have seen all my past mugshots, right? I'm going and glammed the fuck up, baby. We are going to give you the works. No, and I'm going to, and yes, and I'm going to vlog it. When I be the old mug shop, back be the new mug shot. When I told my lawyer that I was going to vlog it, he was like, no comment.

I love my lawyer so much. But yeah, so that's a- Talk about them possibly holding you? I hope they don't. I have anxiety. I don't want to be held. I have a horrible fear that we're going to be waiting outside with cameras and you're not going to come back out.

I won't go there unless my lawyer goes with me. There's no way. Like I'm not built for, I'm not built for prison or in jail. Especially fully glam. Do you imagine? I'm not doing it. My OCD. Don't they take your eyelashes?

They better not. I will go fight. They better freaking not. At the rest of the window with her hand. Just put them in my hand. They better not. And I know we're laughing about it and it's no joking matter. Don't drive on a freaking suspended license.

But I didn't know. This tickets from five years ago. We got pulled over in Vegas that one time. why were you not and that was like within a year yeah did he run your stuff yeah he did yeah we got a ticket yeah I got a ticket actually I've had two

tickets remember didn't we get pulled oh no Charlie was driving wasn't he driving or no was I driving in the car you were driving Monica's on my lap yeah yeah yeah and then I got pulled over again after that man I get pulled over a lot now that I think about it gosh but that was in Vegas

yeah that doesn't count he goes you you told the officer driving my car. I was driving my husband's that looks like a fucking drug dealer's car. You told the officer, well, the speed limit in Tennessee is and he said, ma'am, this is Las Vegas. That was funny. I know. I thought I could get away with. Listen, all these women always talk about how they have like these great experiences with cops and how cops let them go and like, you know, they can just bat their eyelashes. Cops hate me. They literally do not like me. I don't know why, but I've never had that experience.

So kudos to you ladies. Except for that one cool one that just recently. Yeah. Shout out to him. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, shout out to him. But other than that, no, I don't have cool ones.

It's always like the guy who's making me go get fucking booked, you know? That's so funny. That was funny. Yeah. Used to snort cocaine and use my pinky nail to snort cocaine. And now I use my pinky nail to put magnesium in my water bottle. What a life change. I had not been feeling great because of this freaking red ass.

If you guys want to hear about it, just go and listen to this, this week's podcast. And we go into a little bit more detail about what happened and stuff. But yeah, my, how times have changed. It was the funniest thing because Momo and I were driving yesterday and she wasn't feeling good. And I was like, you need electrolytes. So I pulled out a baggie. It's literally a sandwich bag full of electrolytes.

It looks like fucking an eight, like an eight ball of cocaine. And she's like, what is our life? She's like, this is, it never used to be like this. I was like, now I know what fucking parents were talking about like, have fun while you're young because in your 40s, shit hits different. All right. So who's going to kick this off reading some of these Yelp reviews? I got a really good one.

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That was a baby daddy that she was like, fuck this dude. You are having a rough time. My next week of Reda has been way better than the first week, guys. I severely lowered my dose, watered down the old rat tattooy. And yeah, your girl feels good, except I feel like I'm going to puke right now because I had to take an antibiotic too. So you're going through it over there. That's how my day is fucking going, man. How about you guys?

You're doing pretty good. Horny, you say? We have all agreed that Reda has made us all horny. I thought I was just ovulating, but then she brought it to the table. She said, how do we feel? And we all went. I was like, you know what? Last night makes sense.

Yeah. It's the past week, yeah. I've been, I've been rearing and ready to roll. I'm like, where is this coming from? That's nice. Yeah, I don't mind it. Nice little hint of spark still left in the old bug. All right, so we...

The old rigmarole. Yeah, the old rigmarole. Come on, Haley, say it. Give me a little rigamarole. I hate it. I hate those words together. Mimi said it downstairs and she was ready to fucking fight people. This one's rough.

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It indeed was a swollen tick that fell off their dog. It was blood from the tick from the dog. Oh, and the dog is being treated for limes. So she quickly called the nurse's like, line and the nurse clearly had to make some calls. When she got a call back, Little had stumped four nurses and three pediatricians. They were told to watch her closely in the upcoming days and all as well with Little until our next crazy adventure. Y'all know what I love about summer? Everything just feels a little more free. You're traveling, you're outdoing stuff. You're spending money everywhere you turn.

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I mean, when you're like little, you probably don't know anybody. It's goddamn legs. That's true. I mean... That is true. I've never once even... And I bet you it was like very docile though because that means it was like full, full. Dossel.

All right. Why is he flexing his butt hole like that? Ew. It's talking to us. It's a quater. Okay. Crunchy Allen Jackson, get up here right now. God.

This dog just strutting around. You got to poop? I just, the whole tick thing is disgusting, dude. I freak out with ticks. Have you guys ever had a tick on you? And then, like, when you pull it off, like, you can literally feel. The crunch. No.

The crunch. I had one in my head and you can feel it as like when you pull it off because you can feel like ripping. Stop. Because it's got its like hooks in you. It does. Diggs its head into your skin. I pulled one off my arm the other day, but I felt like for like the next hour. I was like.

Because it's like a venom that they have or something. It's like numbs. Have you ever had one? Yeah, I grew up in the Midwest. I thought I had one in our backyard one time. Remember when I found that mole? You made me look. And I thought it was a tick.

Yeah, she bent over the couch. She said, hey, I need you to check me for ticks. Yeah. It was a mole. And my little mole in the hole that looked. like a tick. We all checked it. Yeah.

I think you just wanted to show us your butthole. Yeah, I never want to show anybody my butthole. I mean, she's cute though, but. I've seen her. She's been through a lot online. She's been through a lot online. Hi, do you know what your butt hole looks like? Honestly, no.

You've never spread your cheeks in the mirror. I have done that, but I'm not as like agile to like see. Stop to look back. You know, like I. No, you just look in the mirror. But my mirror's kind of high. So whenever, like, you've never put a mirror on the floor. I never tried standing on the counter though.

Or you can get, you know, the one of those. Like a selfie. Yeah. Or, no, or get one of those mirrors that like goes up against the wall and you lay it on the ground and you just squat over it. Never thought about that. One of my confesses literally says I took a picture of my butthole to see my hemorrhoids and it's actually kind of cute.

Not friendship drama, but my sister and I both hooked up with at least two of the same guys without knowing for years. And I first dated her husband back when we. we were teenagers, then dated her husband's twin brother a couple times, and that twin brought so much drama with his baby mama. What? How did you not know? Are you and your sister not that close?

Yeah, do you guys not talk? Are you guys just fucking people in, like, and not telling? Like, what is, she said, dated a few times. So that means fucked a few times. How? How does everybody not know about each other? And the dudes that are sleeping with the same girls, how are they not saying anything? also a twin. He looks the same.

There's a twin, but then there's also the, her husband, she slept with her husband and his twin. First of all, the brothers definitely had to have known that you guys fucked. Unless it's just a whole fucking secret society and everybody's just passing around bodily fluids, but something about that does not sit right with me. No, they had to have known. Yeah. Unless you guys live like opposite lives and just don't, are just sisters that don't communicate. Yeah.

But I couldn't understand how one of the guys would have been like, hey, I fucked your sister, you know? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Are we not doing like Instagram stalking or Facebook stalking?

Yeah. With social media nowadays, how do you not? Yeah. That's weird. To go as far as husband is wild. Crazy. I would never want to hook up.

I don't even want to hook up with my friends' leftovers. No. Let alone. Like I could never be a homie hopper. There's no way. I would never hook up with one of my friends' husbands. Like, that's fucking weird. They were already married or this was before it was her husband?

I don't know. I didn't even want to feed. I didn't even want to feed Jason cake without asking you. Oh, that's funny his video. She goes, she goes to feed him and go, can I, can I feed him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, okay, hold on.

Let me paint this picture for you. We're at a buffet in Las Vegas, and it's a huge buffet. And I forget, we were at the dessert. Yeah, you're both sugar-free. Jason's sugar-free. You're sugar-free. So we're sugar-free, and I was trying a sugar-free dessert. And just like if I was trying something and I would give it to one of you guys,

I went to go give it to Jason. But he's got hands full of plates. Yeah, because he had hands full of plates. And I went to go give it to him and I was like, and poor Jason was just like, you know, because all he's thinking about is the dessert, you know. And I was like, I went like this and stopped right in front of his mouth and looked at her. And I go, can I feed your husband? And she was like, yeah, bitch, you weird.

I was like, look, I don't fucking know. You know? like I just always want to have respect so Carmel yes I'm gonna eat one right now I'm gonna go Can I feed him? Yeah

Okay They don't want to be weird It's good It's not It's not It's The aftertaste is a little pungent But that sugar-free added

It's too It's not terrible Like they overcompensated The cinnamon. I love the cinnamon. I'll try this one. Thank you. Way better.

Better? Way better. I can't imagine hooking up with my sister's fucking leftovers or anything. All right. We're going to go out with a bang, baby. And listen, I told you,

the guys came through this week for me. Yeah, mine was a guy. Look, hey. Mimi's getting prepared. I'm really nervous. She's going to say, come again. It's something like that. I can't handle that word anymore.

Bro, I missed an entire section of hair on my leg. Yep, you did. Oh, wait, I'm so sorry, this is a female. I am so horny all the time. It's almost unbearable. She's 24, female. I masturbate multiple times a day, almost every day, and it barely touches how desperate my body feels.

It's like scratching an itch that never stops itching. I am wet almost constantly. My thighs clinch on their own, and I desperately want to feel something inside of me all the time. My clit throbs and my pussy clinch at the slightest turn on. I'm still a virgin. What? And that makes it feel both harder and hotter. Every fantasy, every imagined touch feels like it's driving me totally insane. It feels like I am desperate for someone to notice to take control and fuck me. I am soaking wet right. now just writing this and probably going to masturbate after posting does anyone else feel this way or am i alone here will i grow out of it she's still intact that's wild what is up with all the extra details ah god would you rather than be vague like christina a little more vague

I mean, okay, so to answer the question, I know what it's like to be that horny because I have been that horny before, but it comes in like cycles of the month. So I'm wondering if maybe she's a little bit hornier during like her ovulation or right before her period. She seems like she's throbbing all the time. Oh, no. There was no waves there, guys. That seems like it's chronic. Maybe go to the doctor. I don't think there's anything wrong with it though.

She's 24. Maybe it's like, Mimi. You know what I'm talking where it happens all the time? No, that's what I was thinking. What's the, no, narcolepsy. That's what I was thinking of.

I was like, Mimi. It was narcolepsy. Oh, fuck. Um, wrong word. I think she's 24. She's horny.

Boys are like that. Maybe she has more testosterone than. I mean, you've got the testosterone number of you. sea fighter. I do. I do. But yeah, I think you're normal. I think if you just keep rubbing it out. Yeah, just keep fucking play the fiddle. It's not illegal. So. Yeah, you're not hurting anybody. You're not, maybe she's just ready. I don't know. I don't know. All right. On that note, you guys, we're out of here. Tudaloo. Love you. Bye-bye. That is not illegal.

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