Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Toes are Tangy

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

The coven's cauldron is bubbling over this week! They start out with an "ask" from a woman considering a hysterectomy, which leads to a convo about the importance of advocating for your own body. Then, a "tell" from a person whose partner matches their freak in the bedroom (and then some), and a 20-year long "confession" where someone may have scooped poop into ice cream. Oh, and Bunnie shares what it’s like to taste a toe. Naturally.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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App Store. That's freeprince.com or download the free prints app directly from Google Play or the App Store. Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show, we have Meet the Deforts, we have propaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and

not to mention we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Hello friends, welcome to another Ashk'tala Confesh. Hello. Hi. How's everybody doing? How you doing?

Who you doing? Doing good. We're doing good. All right, let's get into it. I feel like we need to spend the entire time reading some Ask Tell and Confesses. Yeah. Yeah.

It's been a minute since we've actually like filled up an episode with all of our Patreon stuff. Yeah, I found some good ones too. Oh you did. I found some good ones guys. All right, I'm gonna kick it off. All right. I'm gonna kick it off,

because mine's short and sweet. Jill is asking, do you guys ever fight or get annoyed with each other? You all seem so tight, I love it. You know, you would think that we get annoyed with each other more than we actually do. Cause we spend a lot of time together. A lot.

And I see other friend groups like always bickering and stuff, we're actually really chill guys. Literally. It's only in like high stress like scenarios, like, but it's only like, It's you. Snappy. You'll freak out and then we'll have to be like,

Haley calm down. It's me and Mimi. Yeah, you guys freak out with each other. But I think like our whole dynamic in general, like we are just like, I don't know, we're like family. No, literally. We don't look at it like work. We don't look at it as like,

we're forced to be with each other. Like it's literally just family. Yeah. I swear. That's exactly it. I do, I snap easily when I'm in high stress or if I'm focusing. Yeah. But that's also just like me not liking being disturbed kind of thing. And I'll snap at her and be like, Haley stop. Yeah. And I'll just be like,

anybody want to order food? Yeah. But yeah, no, we don't fight. No. Like if they're we communicate, we over communicate. Yes. So like if they're, we communicate, we over communicate. So like, if there's an issue, I'll just be like, Mimi, this is how I'm feeling. Mimi will tell me how she's feeling. Haley, it took Haley a minute to communicate, but now she communicates all the time, which we love. You're great with your communication though.

Yeah, so good. She's like a puppy. We had to train her. Yeah. Yeah, I love it. Literally you. For those of you that. We had a trainer. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. Literally you. For those of you that can't see the camera right now,

there's a puppy on the couch. Moony is on the couch. What happened this episode? You freaking. Okay. We eat girl. The cakes. You guys will find out all about cakes

and the new podcast that's dropping on Monday. So stay tuned for that. Find out her story. Figure out what's going on. It's so funny. But yeah, so I think we all get along. All stay tuned for that. Find out her story. Figure out what's going on. It's so funny. Um, but yeah, so I think we all get along. All right, go ahead. Who's next? All right, I'm next. Who's next? Hold on. I got it. All right, it says, um, this one says, what are your thoughts on hysterectomy? I know this week on the podcast, we talk a lot about women's health and I thought this was a great question. So was one of mine. Oh, did you? Because then this week on the podcast, we talk a lot about women's health

and I thought this was a great question. So I said, what's your thoughts on a hysterectomy? I'm 42 and having one after getting my tubes, is she gonna fall off? I'm scared. Okay, tubes tied years ago and having the worst periods ever, no medical reason per se,

but mom had one young due to issues and I'm curious what other women think about this I've been on the fence for several years So you're saying that like you her mom had gotten hysterectomy So she's feeling like maybe she should just go ahead and do it Which I feel like there are other options other than the hysterectomy like you can get an ablation That's another thing You know

I hear a lot of women that say ablations are literally life-changing for their periods Then you don't have to go through the whole menopause thing and we talked about that this week Well, there's also this new thing that you get which is what I begged my doctor to give me It was fine. She told me no I was too young is you can get a hysterectomy, but keep your ovaries So you don't go through the menopause until it's time to go through the menopause Really? So yeah, I think, I think- They just take uterus and tubes?

Yep. So I think whatever you wanna do for your body, you need to advocate for. You guys will learn in this podcast coming up on Monday, like I've had to really advocate for myself medically. And women, we know our bodies and we know what we need to do. We know how we're feeling.

And I just feel like if you're ready for that step in your life and you're okay with never having babies again, then fucking do it. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. And do your research. Like I didn't know about keeping the ovaries. Also like the ablation, there's options. Yeah, like if you want to get a full hysterectomy too, just make

sure you get on HRT and make sure that you know, so whenever you do have to hit that menopausal hormonal shit, it's a little bit easier. I've actually thought about getting an ablation just because I don't want to have my period anymore. And I'm not going to have any kids. So it's like, why not a friend of mine had it done. She said it was literally life-changing for her. That like, she hasn't had a period.

And I think she said like three years now. And the first period was a little rough, but three years, no period. And she didn't have to go through the surgeries and like the ovaries, all that kind of stuff. Because, you know, I'm scared only because something's messed up in there. And I found that out during my C-section.

And she said if you have a cyst burst, it can actually close off a tube or attach your tube to your uterus. And I think that's what happened to me. Remember I was telling you guys the doctor couldn't find my tube when they went to go remove it? I think it was like a cyst burst that scar tissue the tube to my uterus.

I believe it. My whole shit is fucked up down there. So I know what happened to you too. Yeah, no, I get it. It's a everybody's I just feel bad for us girlies that have such fucked up uterus is dude. Like it is not fair. Women who have good uterus is you guys are so lucky. So lucky. So fucking lucky. But yeah, do whatever makes your heart fucking set on fire, baby. Like that that, if you want to do that, go do it.

Don't let anybody else jade your decision because they feel like it's not ethically right or, you know, a doctor's telling you that you can't do it. So go ahead, Haley. Mine's a completely different direction. Oh, I'm sure it's going to be shit, assholes. Which one is it? Yeah. Which one is it? Yeah, which one is it? No, um, this is from Ashley. She has a tell.

She said, in 2020, I moved in with my boyfriend, who's now my fiance. One day we were going at it in bed and I had finished. So I yelled out, chicken fried steak, chicken fried steak. And he was immediately turned off. So then I thought, oh, it's something I would do. He was immediately turned off. So then I turned on a movie. They went to sleep later that night.

I feel something hitting my nose. I wake up to him trying to put his dick in my nose. I said, what are you doing? He said, I was just bored. And then we laughed to this day. Our friends say if she didn't leave you for that, you must be the one. Oh, I love that.

I'll fucking random though, I love that. That is like a new relationship right there. That's where you resonated with that story. I'm just wondering why she came and thought of chicken fried steak. Like what in the hell? I don't know, I kind of get it. Chicken fried steak sounds fucking fire right now.

Should we go to Waffle House after this? Oh please. I'm ready. I've had a rough day. I need some fucking Waffle House. I mean, I think all of our crash outs deserve Waffle House. For sure. Bro, chicken fried steak.

I'm down for a Waffle House run. I mean. Let's go. Let's go. What the hell? Let's go. You guys will get to hear about all of our crash outs on the podcast on Monday. What's the hell? Let's go. You guys will get to hear about all of our crash outs on the podcast on Monday.

Everybody's going to be like, fuck, I can't wait till Monday. This is so funny. All right. What else? I let it go on this podcast. Oh, no, I was it's a it's a doozy. Let me tell you. So this one's pretty funny. OK, I have a confess.

Oh, shit. But please keep my name secret. Leave her name out. Okay, so I was in my 20s and dating this guy. We will call him Bob. I was really into him and we had been dating for a bit. So we finally move furniture. Up to this point, we only kissed.

What in the hell? I've never heard fucking- Move furniture? Sex being called move furniture. Oh my gosh, I didn't get it. I thought they moved in together. Me too. That's hilarious.

I'm using that from now on. We're out here moving furniture. Yeah. Go tell the kids. What are you guys doing moving furniture? Totally be a fold laundry. So we are getting hot and heavy. Now he puts the condom on and it was dark in the room. So I couldn't see much.

Next thing you know, he is going to town. Flipped me over and was going at it doggy style. I was kind of freaked out because I couldn't feel anything. I asked him if he was in and he just gave this wimpy moan sound. So I just kept going with it even though I now have the ick from him.

He finally finished and told me he was so excited. I let him do anal. I was horrified at this because one he would even try without asking. I had tried with other partners in the past and it was huge so it was a huge no-go. Two, I never felt a thing. What the hell? I was freaked out. Now not only do I got to finish myself off, he went in the exit only so now he's cleaning himself up and I saw his dick oh or what he called a dick I have never in my life seen a grown man's dick so small it was itty-bitty I gasped and couldn't keep from laughing at it he wanted to

know what I was laughing at and that made it worse he got pissed and left which made me laugh even more the only size condom I could think that would ever fit is a finger condom. Needless to say, I never heard from Little Dick Bob again. Little Dick Bob? Oh my gosh. How do you not feel something go in your booty hole? Okay.

I mean, it had to have been little. Micro. I mean a definite micro penis. Have we read that one before? No. That sounded familiar. I've never heard that one. I remember a little dick Bob. There's been a lot of little dicks on this. Maybe it's just a lot of dicks. Yeah a lot a lot of little dicks. A lot of little dicks. Yeah. You'd be surprised how many little dicks there are out there in the world. That's crazy. I haven crazy. I never run into them yet.

That's why you're a size queen. Because you fucking get big dicks all the time. Okay, break it down for me. What happens? Dude opens up and it's like that big. It's just the head. Are you gonna turn him away and tell him no? Or are you gonna flick it like a belly bean?

Are you gonna lick it like a little, sing into it like a microphone? See, this is why you got to see it before that happens. Make them send you a dick pic. That's why you need. Yeah, but like, what if you're coming home from the bar or something like you feel them up at the bar? You're just feeling dicks in bars.

Haley, you're a whore. I mean, not this Haley, old Haley. But also, listen, I would feel a dick in the bar too, but old bunny for sure. But like if I was dancing up on him and I could like feel, you know, whatever, then I know if I don't feel anything. She's just throwing it back.

You guys would love old Haley. Toss it back, Tommy. Now I had a guy at the bar, asked me to, he wanted to come over, give me a foot massage and cuddle with me the other night, literally two nights ago. And I was like, I don't cuddle. I'll take the foot massage.

I left him on red. I'll take the foot massage, but I'm not fucking cuddling. I was like, I'm no. Not the foot massage. We were talking about foot fetishes today and Jason laughed. He's like, man, I kind of wish I had a foot fetish. I said, fucking why?

He's like, cause girls don't walk around with their titties out all the time. He's like, but those feet be everywhere. He's like, it'd kind of be just a turn out. I'd be looking at toes all day long. My husband has a foot fetish. Really? Yeah, he loves toes.

My feet were up today and Jason was sitting next to it and he jokingly went to go lick it and I tapped his tongue with my big toe. He freaked the fuck out. He freaked out. Oh. I'm not a toe person. I don't like them and they taste weird. I've had a lot of toes in my mouth. What? Yeah, toes have a toe person. I don't like them and they taste weird.

I've had a lot of toes in my mouth. What? Yeah. Toes have a weird taste. I've never put someone's fucking taste to toe. I need everybody. I would you put my toe in your mouth right now. I need everybody at home to taste the toe. No, a little toe taste never hurt nobody.

OK, I'm sorry. And they taste like they're tangy. They're tangy. They're tangy. They're tangy. I really thought they would taste like frutus. Ew. Yeah. It's that part of the skin. They're just tangy.

They're weird. I don't like them. I've licked a lot of toes. Tangy toes. Surprisingly, I don't know how I have. It's crazy. Yeah. I mean, you get freaky when you're doing stuff.

Do you, you're riding a dude backwards and you just lean over and lick his toe too. He goes crazy. How do you reach his position? Listen, I listen. Well, sometimes they'll yeah, sometimes they'll curl their legs in while you're riding them and you can just kind of just lean over or I'm trying to fucking hold on for you

My fucking legs hurt Not me I'm fucking getting it let's go baby, I would be too ticklish That would just go soft immediately. Make a fart. No, no. No. No. No. Oh my God. No, I thought the burp. The question mark fart like burp. Burp.

Burp. No. No. No. No. No. Good God. Guys, that was.

This one's going to town over here. All right, you want to read one more you guys? And then we'll skedaddle because this one's got a fucking one. I got a good one. Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. The secret in the ice cream. Oh, this is a 20 year confession.

Oh, God. He said, when I was about 19, me and my first boyfriend and my friend were at my boyfriend's friend's house. She had been smoking weed and had the munchies and wanted ice cream. My boyfriend and his friend thought she was annoying. Well, the friend's dog had taken a shit in the house. He has a tiny dog, so it was a tiny turd. Let's just say part of the turd ended up in her ice cream and I had no clue until after the fact. I was so mad and still feel guilty to this day but I have never told her. Why did the turd end up in her ice cream? What the fuck? She's so offended right now. How are you gonna tell that story but leave out why

the turd was in the ice cream? Because she was annoying they said. They said she was annoying so they put a dog turd in her ice cream. Wait, I need to know more on this. Did she taste it? Yeah, was it blackberry? Like, how did she not know there was a fucking like- She's like, why is there like crumbled graham crackers in my ice cream?

Yeah. She said, mint chocolate. Why is there corn in my chocolate ice cream? Oh, God. Was it a crispy turd? Err. Err. I can't.

I can't. I could not. Oh yeah. I don't know. Missed me. Calm down. Don't let her down. She's gonna pee.

He caught her. All right. We gotta get out of here. This dog is going crazy. Love you guys. See you guys next week. Bye. Bye.