Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Wait, Bunnie is Going to JAIL?!

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

On this week’s episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, Bunnie Xo gets brutally honest about her unexpected run-in with the law. After being pulled over twice in what officers swore looked like a “drug dealer car,” she finds out her license was secretly suspended over a 2020 Alabama ticket. Even after paying it off in October, the suspension never cleared—kicking off a whole new wave of chaos that she’s planning to vlog for the Coven.From there, the episode takes a wild left turn into listener confessions, including a jaw-dropping tale about a man losing his virginity to a horse, a woman who straight-up stabbed a mugger, and a hilariously disastrous poop explosion mid-hookup.It’s chaotic, hilarious, and exactly the ATC energy we live for.Watch Full Episodes & More:YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's going to be a crazy week. If you can't beat them, join them. I got to hold up the whole bravado, you know. You guys, I'm going to jail. Should we talk about it? You're just going to tell the internet this? Why would I not tell the internet this? I tell the internet everything anyways.

I can feel her clenching. So your girl got in trouble with the law, not intentionally. What happened was I got a ticket in 2020 in Alabama, driving home from like a family vacation. Do I remember getting this ticket? Absolutely not. But for some reason, our daughter does. She remembers. She's like, yeah, mom, you remember it was like April of 2020.

And I'm like, how do you remember that? But she remembered it. anyways i got pulled over so here's the thing i literally i have i have three vehicles two of them i have never gotten pulled over in never had a problem this new one that i got because i have it designed it looks like big worm would be driving it okay it looks like a drug dealer's vehicle i have been pulled over twice in this fucking vehicle i even warned you literally scroll up in that group chair where so get this freaking i'm driving i get pulled over by this officer he gets out and you could tell he thought it was going to be a drug dealer that was in the

car he's like you need to roll your windows down like yelling at me from the back of his car right so i had to put all the windows down because the tent on it's really dark and he walks up and he sees that it's me and monica in it so he gets nicer and he's like he's like um you know your tent's a little dark blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I'm sorry, officer. I'm getting a prescription for it, whatever. So he's like, cool, just let me run your license. And he's like, I'll let you be on your way. And so he runs my license. And he goes, do you know that your license is suspended? And I was like, what? I said, when? How? How could this happen? I was like, I'm like, I'm like a upstanding citizen these days. Like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah, it's suspended

from a ticket in Alabama. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, no, I didn't know that. And he's like, well, I'm going to let you go with a warning. He's like, but get it fixed. And I'm like, oh thank you so much he was so cool shout out to that officer so anyways i go home i get a hold of alabama find out that the tickets from 2020 instantly pay it it gets paid i got it paid i paid it at the end of october like october 20th right so i'm assuming that everything's fine and my license is reinstated i'm you know driving the other day i might have been speeding i don't know i can't confirm or deny plead the fifth plead the fifth and i'm going down the freeway and And literally I pass this officer and he is outside of his car gunning people, you know,

him and I make fucking eye contact, dude, while I'm racing by, eye contact, right? So I get all the way to almost my exit and I'm like, who, that was a close one. And what do you know? I look in my freaking river mirror and here comes this fucking officer on my ass. So I have anxiety because from, you know, I'm like, oh my God, is my driver's license still suspended? it shouldn't be you know whatever so I roll the windows down he comes over and he's like do you know that you were doing 88 and I was like okay you know like I didn't know what you said I yeah I was just like okay that's what you're saying but I don't believe I did you know I was gonna argue with him and he's like do

you have your license in registration he's being a fucking dick and I'm just like oh my god dude so I just told him straight up I got pulled over a month ago and I was told that my license was suspended I paid the ticket. It should be reinstated by now. Whatever. So he goes to his car and then he comes back and he's like, no, your license is still suspended. And I'm like, oh my gosh. I'm like, I'm so sorry. What do I do? He's like, well, it is an arrestable offense. Even though I'm in a good place now, I still remember how stressful money stuff used to be. Overdraft fees, waiting on deposits, trying to save without feeling broke. Even when things are stable, you still want a system that works with you, not against you. That's why I love Chime. No hidden fees, no overdraft drama, and automatic savings that

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and Monica switch so that Monica can drive or whatever. Come to find out, the ticket was paid. The ticket was paid October 24th. So I don't know why it's still, um, why, it's still suspended, but I got my lawyer on it, whatever. So it looks like your girl is going to have to go book herself in. And if I do, you guys have seen all my past mugshots, right? I'm going and glam to the fuck up, baby. We are going to give you the works. I want that on a t-shirt.

And, yes, and I'm going to vlog it. When I be the old mugshot, back be the new mug shots. When I told my lawyer that I was going to vlog it, he was like, no comment. I love my lawyer so much. But yeah, so that's a... Talk about them possibly holding you? I hope they don't. I have anxiety.

I don't want to be held. I have a horrible fear that we're going to be waiting outside with cameras and you're not going to come back out. I won't go there unless my lawyer goes with me. There's no way. Like, I'm not built for, I'm not built for prison or in jail. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

My OCD, oh my God. Don't they take your eyelashes? They better not. I will go fight. They better freaking not. At the rest of the window with her hand. Just put them in my hand. They better not.

And I know we're laughing about it and it's no joking matter. Don't drive on a freaking suspended license. But I didn't know. This ticket's from five years ago. We got pulled over in Vegas that one time. Why were you not? That was like within a year. Yeah.

Did he run your stuff? Yeah, he did. Yeah, we got a ticket. Yeah, I got a ticket. Actually, I've had two tickets. Remember, didn't we get pulled? Oh, no, Charlie was driving. Wasn't he driving?

No, no, was I driving. You were driving. Monica's on my lap. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then I got pulled over again after that. Man, I get pulled over a lot now that I think about it. Gosh.

But that was in Vegas. Yeah. That doesn't count. He goes, you told the officer. And I wasn't driving my car. I was driving my husband's that looks like a fucking drug dealer's car. You told the officer, well, the speed limit in Tennessee is and he said, ma'am, this is Las Vegas. That was funny.

I know, I thought I could get away with it. Listen, all these women are always talk about how they have like these great experiences with cops and how cops let them go. And like, you know, they can just bat their eyelashes. Cops hate me. They literally do not like me. I don't know why, but I've never had that experience. So kudos to you ladies. Except for that one cool one that just recently. Yeah. Shout out to him. Yeah. Shout out to him. Yeah. Actually, shout out to him. But other than that, no, I don't have cool ones. It's always like the guy who's making me go get fucking booked, you know? That's so funny. That was funny. Yeah. So yeah, that's how my freaking busy week has gone. Yeah. And you're just gearing you up for an even busier week. Can't wait.

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gonna kick it off damn it because I'm gonna take the best one yep I don't know we'll see yeah which one is here which one are you thinking of not started off when I was young. When I was very young, like 12, and had no access to porn or internet, I used my crappy Nokia to take a photo of my own ass from an angle where it seemed like a girl's ass and jerked off to it. I kind of missed the time when my ass wasn't covered in hair. Guys, I didn't read that one.

I scrolled pretty quickly. I didn't go. I know. I didn't go. I always like to try. try to like punk fake you guys and go somewhere like at the bottom of these or in the comments did not see that one have you ever jerked off to a picture of yourself absolutely not yeah me either no I have no it's weird right what would I know but what if it was like an angle that it didn't

look okay guys I did okay this is not me but it is I had no no I had an X one time oh my god I can't I'm about to tell this so I had an X one time and this was like when camera phones just came out like you still had the flip phone not everyone had a camera once right so like the photos were so low key and he was like send me a picture and i was like all right well i was sitting with my friend at the time it was also a boy it was also a boy he was also a boy and me and him were talking i was not a great person at the time okay anyways we love a player from the himalayas baby my dad you know old biker guy so his like whole garage was like women that were like standing next to motorcycles or like leather like

all this kind of stuff well one of the pictures he had if you sat on this couch and looked up was a girl spread eagle i took my camera yeah lips yes i took my camera got really close to it so it looked like i was in a mirror and i took a picture and i sent it and he thought that was the best thing ever and me and this guy sat there laughing so hard at this guy just go and add it was it was a pity date. So Susan let him have. Oh yeah. Guys I was raised in the bike community like the biker rally itself like I was raised going to the fourth of July which is the sturges of the west coast right? These women I remember being a child and they are walking around topless shows with painted stuff and like you know assless chaps and like it was just so like that community like bikers are

sort of like very you know like that so his his garage just had like girls. It was a different I grew up with a dad who had a stack of playboys in the bathroom. In the bathroom? In the bathroom. Literally in the bathroom stacked up. I could just sit there and take a dump at five, six, seven, and eight looking at freaking playboys. What kind of porn was it back then?

Porn. Or like what did it look like? So Playboys have always been tasteful. Pant House are the ones that are like porn. So we had Playboys. So that's, I love the Playboy aesthetic still to this day because it's just pretty. It's just, you know, it's just, you know, it used. to be before heft died but it was very glamorous very glamorous very classy yeah playboy always looked

down on penthouse and then as I got older I was like I like penthouse when my grandpa yeah when my grandpa passed away we went into his closet and he had two stacks of playboy but they were like the vintage oh they're probably worth something and you're right haley yeah they're probably worth something oh yeah definitely there was like the hundred addition they were still in sleeves like they were wow very very what did you guys do with them i don't remember i think my cousins took though like the really valuable ones they took and then there were so many i remember having a friend at the time because i was a teenager when he passed and i was like hey you want to stack a porn he was like yeah i just remember giving him like a like down those would have been worth something i know

i didn't think about it they were like more on the newer side we really did keep all the really vintage ones yeah in the family the bush ones that's why you have bush I knew it. That's why you're inspired by Bush. I hate all of you guys. That is wild. Okay. It's stubble, not a bush.

Worse. I don't feel like that's worse. Who's next? Did you see the comment under the one you read, though? No. Someone said I used to draw naked ladies and jerk off. That's imagination. Did we just hear that?

I never know that I've heard of that. I've heard of that. You agree with that way too quick. Hey, Jaime, what's the craziest thing you've jerked off to? Ooh.

Um, ooh. And don't lie. Tell the truth. Haley, what's the, okay, you think about it.

Heyley, what's the craziest thing you've jerked off to? I don't watch anything crazy. She's so vanilla. Yeah, so I was explaining to you too. I remember you asked me that.

And I'm like, honestly, I'm very just. I just asked him that on a typical Wednesday. Not even on air. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I was eating my burger, and then I was like at my tauts, and then you were like, what kind of porn do you watch? And I was like, hold on, let me finish this bite real quick. I'll let you know. I was like, honestly, I'm pretty vanilla. Like, nothing crazy. Like, but I have heard other people tell me what they watch. And I'm just like, I, I'm lucky I don't need that much stimulation.

I could just see a freaking kneecap and I'm, you know. Yeah. What's the crazy thing you've whacked off to? Go ahead. We didn't jerk. I didn't jerk off to it. Do you guys remember the traffic cone video? Oh, my gosh.

gosh that was rough in the tentacle yeah how could I forget that was do we make Jay look yeah my husband is so innocent and he hates anything like aggressive like he's such a sweet little gentle lover just a little angel pie and literally who found that was it you it was in her reels yeah Haley found some girls some girl swallowing a traffic cone and we had to send it to my husband and he hated me for days he wouldn't talk to me like it was bad he he doesn't like i remember first like discovering like rotten dot com and those kind of things and the women like literally saw a girl put like a um bowling pin i've never been uh you know i've never been i've never wanted to stretch myself out that's how i feel that actually like makes me if i see someone like in a

porn or something it's too big i'm like i don't like using objects that shouldn't be yeah yeah i get scared I get scared about like infections, yeast, bacterial vaginosis, any of that, dude. Oh my gosh, I remember my neighbor got a perfume bottle stuck in there one time. She had got out of the hospital. I've never been that horny to just be like, I just want to shove this rock inside my vagina. Like that's, I just grab a toy. I don't know. What's the craziest thing you've walked off to?

I can't think of anything like in this. I mean, like some of it's really aggressive, you know, but nothing like crazy with like traffic cones or fucking. I didn't jerk off. No, I'm not saying. I just meant like people who do do that and we do not yuck anyone's yum around here. But that's just not like my forte, I guess. And I also don't like like very soft. No.

You like it hard. Yeah. I like more soft romantic and I tried show and Mimi and she didn't like it. I like passionate. I like passionate. This is boring. I don't like, you know, toss a bitch around. I don't know.

Maybe I do. I love toss a bitch around. Rough, but not, like, not hurting person. I like passionately aggressive. There you go. That's a great way to put it. I think, like, it still has to be sexy. Like, there has to be some sort of connection, you know.

I can't just watch, you know, somebody getting the shit kicked out of him. Would Jason tell you about our anniversary trip today? And you were like, oh. Jason's got a hog. What happened? He just explained something about it. And she was like, don't bring it up, bitch. if you're not going to say it out loud.

Share with the class. We'll cut it in case mom's watching this. Mom, turn it off. You're just talking about fucking in the hot tub. And he's like, I got so excited to smack the shit out of her. In the face? In the face. Twice.

Damn. Jason. What the hell? He said, I was like, okay. He was, he was waiting for that. That was his moment. It was great.

All right, who's next? We can talk about this all day. This one says when I was around the age of 12, I'd never. Dang it. Never seen a real life vagina. My neighbor had some horses, and that was my first encounter. I ended up losing my virginity to a horse. Never told anyone this, and I probably haunt me to the rest of my life.

Someone said, in the comments, to a horse? Wait. Wait, that's my question. Wait, to a horse, and he said, a real life brown horse. To be honest, the thrill of getting kicked with the possibility of death and being found with only my shirt on was exhilarating. It was a process with having to hide my bike in a ditch

then needing to ninja my way into the stalls without being seen. I wish someone would have given me a high five, but that will never happen. I hate the internet. I'm confused. You fucked a horse? So we're just talking about bestiality now?

Casually on the... Yeah. That's going to be a lot of bleeping. If you want to hear the uncensored version of this, sub to our YouTube. Wow. Yeah. I could have lived my whole fucking life with never hearing that shit.

First of all, how do you openly just tell people that? You know people can track your VPN, right? They know exactly who you are. That's crazy. He's still fucking horses. I guarantee it. You don't just lose your virginity to a horse and then not fuck another horse.

That catapulted an entire lifelong weird obsession. You know what? I bet you he likes those horse girls. To even be attracted to a horse vagina. Have you seen a horse vagina? No. I don't want to see a horse vagina. Did you say that he had his shirt on?

Yes. So we need the poot it. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't need this visual. I don't even feel comfortable talking about that porn. That poor horse. He's Winnie the...

Not only was he just committing something terrible. He kept the shirt on and looked like Winnie the poo while doing it. I just got hot. It's so funny. Dude, you are a loser. That's crazy. I'm yucking that yum. Yeah, that's not okay.

Oh, that's just yucked to fucking animals and children are so innocent. Like, bro. Your ass. Bro. And I'm sure the horse didn't feel it because have you seen a horse dick before? like that's crazy right so to her it was probably just fucking she was still eating oats and shit had no idea he had no idea he had it was the time of his life you know god there's everything's just wrong with this whole i don't even know if we should air this that's that bad i hate him it's this is the

worst confession i've ever read in my life yeah that's why i had it screen shot him yeah no i didn't feel comfortable reading that all right haley yeah you're next it's actually your turn yeah it's oh it's my turn yeah yeah back to you back to you bob thanks back to you bob out bob the fuck out man my first was nine inches and i lost my virginity to him damn nine inches as a virginity to him no thank you what a fucking trooper she deserves an award this was my first real relationship i've only been with one person since but have seen several others and feel that it kind of gave me too high of expectations. Yeah, you think of what to expect from other men and honestly made smaller sizes come as a genuine shock to me. Not sure if it's necessarily wrong, but it probably isn't too

healthy. I mean, it's, I don't know. It's, you know, she didn't know any better because she was a virgin. Exactly. It's not her fault. It's not like she went seeking a nine inch dong, you know, but that's just the way the cookie crumbled. I had the complete opposite. experience in my loss of virginity you guys get to read about this in the book but yeah good for you home girl i mean but do you think that kind of ruined the rest of her expectations and like no one's going to ever compare you know like what do you well i'm not asking you what do you think is like big i mean i think i okay let's i don't think big is necessarily what i go after i like comfortable because I get fucking UTIs like so easily and I've had big schlongs.

I don't I don't I love a big schlong but at the same time I don't they hurt and they're uncomfortable and sometimes they don't work properly so I don't know I would think like maybe six inches six to eight is good right five to eight skinny girthy round to I don't like skinny have a little girth not too much girth because the ones that look like Coke cans are weird to look at no it's like they it's like something buffed I don't want them hitting the back but they can stretch the edges It's like that one character from Star Wars

Well, no The big one that just like Job of the Hut Job of the Hut I think so All right, that's what you think What do you consider? Big?

Uh-huh. Oh, I mean That scale moved. I don't know, like Yeah, maybe that's big. That's big. that's about that's boyfriend material i love that yeah yeah that's that's good my mate i haven't seen any like i've not a size queen yeah i'm not a size queen at all clearly from the first guy that

i've lost my virginity to my expectations were all over the place you know what i'm saying but i don't like big don't like them at all too too big no if you get's old if you could literally knock my uterus out of place no thank you yeah no it gets old but the right fit is the right fit Yeah Boyfriend dick Our husband dick Yeah for sure

I don't know Is husband dick Wait which one I thought husband dick was not Yeah husband dick is like eh Right boyfriend dick is the big one right yeah Yeah Yeah I think husband's like you just stop talking to each other

And yeah I'm going home to get some husband dick after this We heard your conversation this morning Right in front of us Yeah we're literally like the kids standing there And mom and dad are talking sexually and we're like, we were both like, we're right here. Literally, right here.

It's so weird with his beard off, though. I'm like, yeah, how is that so far? I don't know. I'll tell you the next time I see him. Have you kissed him yet without it? Oh, yeah, I kiss him all the time. I love him. I think what happened was is he has, okay, so the internet got it wrong.

Like all the news articles are like, oh, he hasn't shaved his face in 10 years. No, no, no, no. He hasn't shaved his face in 20 years. So this is the first time he's ever seen his face. without hair and he wanted to do it because he's finally lost all that weight so he doesn't know what he looks like underneath there so it was like a really special moment for him to be able to see it now the way it turned out is a completely different story but you'll live and you'll learn I want to see him with just the goatee oh first of all I don't even want him to grow the goate

back I want him to keep the mullet and do the fucking weird cop mustache that he had oh my god it was so hot do you have video or picture of that we uh he videoed it yes I need to see that it's hot it looks so good i'm like baby leave that did you see his jawline today yeah got a little jawline wild but you know what else i didn't realize this entire time i thought my husband had the biggest head after he shaved he's got a little peanut head it looks like beetle juice like with that that thing on beetle juice where the head is all small and the body is big i'm like bob i told him that today i said baby your little your head is a you got a fucking peanut head dude dude dude he looks like noah with tattoos literally that's what noah's going to look like

that's exactly what no one's going to look like that is crazy that's copy and paste right there i know no i'll let him tell the story but yeah noah said something so funny to him whenever he saw him without a fucking beard on all right who's got another story hurry the fuck up i want to go home here this is from a bartender eight o'clock all right um she said probably the most terrifying story is of this woman who came into my bar years ago and had two shots in a drink and was real quiet for the first hour. Then she called me over and asked if I could call the police. I said, what was the problem? She then told me that she had just stabbed and sliced the neck

of a mugger in the alley and wanted to make sure he was dead first before she reported it. Police were called. Mugger was found dead and the woman was not arrested or charged. She denied ever telling me that she wanted to wait an hour before calling the police. that she had passed out in the alley and woke up, then came into the bar in shock. Damn. These are crazy this is fucking week. You just confessed to murder.

Yeah. Yeah. You're a bartender. Yeah. That's crazy. Wild. Yeah. That's really wild.

Goodness. You guys got some really crazy stuff this week. I know. You want to tell people how they can submit stories? Yeah, guys. If you guys want to be a part of Ask, Tell, Confess, all you have to do is sub to this YouTube, boom. It's that easy.

You can call in. You can leave a voicemail. You can text or you can post it in the post or however you would like to remain anonymous or if you want it to be, you know, read out loud. We can do that too. This is from Hillary and she provided screenshots for us. So we will put them up for you guys. She said so just two days ago, my husband and I went out and had sushi for dinner. On the way home, he asked for roadhead.

But we were almost home, so when we walked into the door, he dropped his pants and sat down. I dropped down on all fours and went to town. A few minutes go by, and my tummy starts rumbling bad. But I just kept going while holding it in. With every ounce of my being, next thing I know, he grabs his butt cheek and says, I'm getting a Charlie horse in my ass muscle in which I replied, good, I've got worse problems with my ass, jumped up and took off

running to the toilet where I proceeded to die a little while he died laughing and spasming. After a few minutes, he came to check on me. I said, don't come close. I'll text you. He left without saying a word below is our texts. Read it to me. It just says, yeah, they all started

singing with the dog's barking. She sent a poop emoji with sweating and laughing and then she said it came out of nowhere and he put the emoji of like the explosion. I feel bad. I'm sorry that you pooped. I wish I had a poop explosion. Those make me so happy. Do they? Yes. I would, I love having diarrhea. I feel so skinny afterwards. Would you rather have diarrhea or would you rather have fucking be constipated? Which one is it? Diary. Diary all day. Cha,

cha, cha, cha. I do feel skinnier. When I got home. Especially in the morning. Did anyone else get sick coming home from Europe? Did it take like a while for your gut to like? I don't remember. I don't think so. I had a rough time with it. You have problems with your tummy all the time, though. Yeah, but this one was bad. I feel like it was the readjustment of like...

Talking about a girl who got taken away in an ambulance in L.A. for her stomach. You have tummy problems, girl. It's not Europe. It's your stomach. Yeah. Yeah. I feel attacked. And on that note, we're out of here.

Love you guys. See you later. Bye. Bob out. I don't know. I don't know.