Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Wait Until You Hear Who She Hooked Up With

Episode Date: August 28, 2026

Baby, we had WAY too many unforgettable Ask, Tell, Confess moments for just one episode. BEST OF PART 2 is here, and the gang is going back through even more of the confessions that left us speechless.We’ve got “pepper spray puss,” secret hookups that could turn an entire family upside down, anonymous confessions hitting dangerously close to home, and secrets that should probably never see the light of day. Some made us laugh, some made us gag, and some had us wondering why y’all would ever put this information in writing.It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s everything we love about Ask, Tell, Confess. If you thought Part 1 was wild, baby… we saved plenty for Part 2.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Ask tell confit. Tell confess. Hello, friends. Welcome to another ask tell convey. That actually hurts my fucking chin to try to, my five chins right now. You poor thing. It's self-inflicted, so I can't feel sorry for myself. And I also can't open my mouth as big.

I noticed in this week's last week's episode, when I talk, I kind of have like a, you know, because I can't open my mouth as much to talk. You were like stiff. It's like my teeth are dragging when I'm trying to talk. Long in the tooth. Smiled with her bottom mouth. And she smiled with her bottom teeth. Oh, God.

I felt so weird. What a weird sensation. Well, welcome back. How's everybody doing? We're doing. Yeah. For the past 10 years on my Instagram, asked that's how asked tell confess was created was I literally have always put up a question box

and had people submit their like you know their asks their tells or their confesses and I started doing this like 10 years ago and then we decided to make it a clip on the podcast because it's just every Sunday I looked forward to this series on your stories yeah it was so wild well people were willing to tell you but looking back now that I do it on my stories do you feel the same that do you think people genuinely don't know that you can see who submits it? Yeah, I'm not sure because some of the shit that people submit out or they just feel safe and they don't care. They know we're not going to like out them, you know? Like the other day I put something up and this person, I didn't even realize it before I put it up because I was like, oh wait, I can't keep that up.

That could become a fucking headline. I admitted that like this big, I don't even know what to call. Can we bleep this? a dude who invented who who did his wife they submitted a tell and it was them saying you know led me on and told me that he wasn't married and he lied to me or something like that and so I had put that up and I was like well this sounds like a conversation you need to have with his wife because I was like sticking up for her but at the same time it was like oh fuck i sometimes i forget where we are in life and i was like god that could create so many problems so i just took and who knows if that's true because we know now

right exactly and i hate that we have to doubt people and their stories but it's like what's being done to us right now is like true you know you never know and people need cold hard facts but unfortunately people don't need cold hard facts to believe things they believe little excerpts of like It's insane to me. But yeah, so I've done Ask Tell Confess for the past 10 years. We've had some of the craziest confessions. And so this week, we brought it back old school and we asked Instagram, you know, to ask tell and confess.

And you guys fucking delivered. I have so many. So many. Yeah, they're kind of like, you know, some are short, summer long. So we'll try to get through as many as we can. but let's dive in and let's get into it. You want to kick it off memes? Sure. Okay. So, um, some people ended up DM me mean their stories because they were long and I let them know like, hey, if you can't fit it in the question box, just DM me. And this person sent me this. I'm going to keep her anonymous. It says,

I have a confession. I dated a guy years ago that lost a Super Bowl bet and got pepper sprayed with police grade mace. Well, later that night, he was going down on me and a few minutes in, my little lady was burning literally on fire i started to freak out the thought of the mace lingering in his skin and then transferring to me had never even crossed my mind until it was too late thankfully my girl made a full recovery and my taste in men has gotten slightly better but i was pretty worried there for the first couple days she got pepper spray and her puss yeah damn pepper spray puss is like one of the Did that be the title of this ass tell confess? Yeah.

Pepper spray posts? Like how on earth do you even get that out of your vagina? I can't imagine because like isn't it like an oil? And it soaks into your skin and like it's supposed to like not come off for like a long time. That's horrific. Yeah. That's really. That's brutal.

I've only been pepper sprayed like once. Not direct. Haley, what the fuck? Wait, not directly. I was at a hookabar. This is like 2016. That checks.

And it was the like room next to us, but there was a window into the room I was in. And I started, I was always like the DJ in the room that everyone would be ever changed. You know. Fucking hookabar is this. It's called Tabooch. Good days. It's no longer there anymore. But I was on the ox all the time.

Like I just had the ox. I wasn't like DJ chill. Right, right. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. That makes it worse. Ocks. No, no one ever like knew it was me.

And I would love when people would be like, this is a fire-ass song. I'd be in the corner like, yeah, that's me. But anyway, I was playing music. And then I started coughing. And I was like, this is embarrassing. Like, I feel like I'm choking. And no one else was coughing. And like, you know when you're like really like choking and you're like, you're trying to be cool?

Yeah. Yeah. You keep swallowing drinking water. I was trying to do that. Just keep trying to like chug water and stuff. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Then I noticed someone across the room started coughing. And then someone else.

else started coughing. I was like, what's going on? I was like, okay, it's not just me. And then all of a sudden, like, someone ran in and said everyone like get out. Like, and then, like, I went through that room. And it was like for me to be gagging like a room away, like, I couldn't imagine that in my vagina. Okay. The way my fucking OCD is set up, if I'm in a hookah bar smoking and I start coughing and then the person across from me starts coughing and then that person, we're OD in on fentanyl. She said, I would have literally, not me. I would have literally, freaked the fuck out. I don't even think I knew what that was back then. I just, I had no, I thought I was getting sick. I kept running out of my Aveno makeup remover wipes and I couldn't figure out what the

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I didn't hear the Avino part first. But would that make your butthole hurt? I would assume it would sting. Makeup remover, yeah. Oh. But I mean, you can use it on your face. Why would it hurt your butthole? If it's fucking hurting your butthole, don't use it on your face.

Well, it's because you're putting it on a hole that kind of like irritates it, I think. But here's the thing. I don't like, I already don't like fucking makeup wipes. I think they're gross. I think if you use makeup wipes over washing your face, you are dirtball. Like soap. And I'm calling you out, Mimi. I'm calling you out.

It's, dude, soap and water, bitch. Soap and water, okay? You can use a makeup wipe first, but then wash it out of your face. I use a bomb now, guys. I got her into a whole skincare routine. Yeah. I'm proud of you. But that's dear Tay, okay?

If you're not using fucking soap and water, that'd be like washing your vagina with just a baby wipe. That's disgusting. It's gross. You would walk around smelling like fucking hoot-nanny juice all day long. There's no way. But I watch my face like in the shower with like therapy. Yes, but if you go home and you just like if you go home from having a night out and you only fucking makeup wipe your face and then get into bed, that's me. Dirtball.

Okay. Well, I've done that some nights out if I didn't feel like I. I get it every now and then being drunk and like going home. Like, but if that's like your regular routine. I also don't wear makeup every single day. No. Yeah. I wear makeup very rarely.

Yeah. I hate, I fucking, I hate wearing makeup. So do I, the older I get, I don't want it on me. Yeah. But I like when it's on me, but I don't like putting it on. Makeup irritates you, though. You get like such a runny nose. Like I kind of feel like you're allergic to makeup a little bit.

I am. And your eyes start to burn and they get blurry. I was just telling Lisa, my trainer, because we were talking about how your eyes burn. I didn't know this. I went to go get my lashes done. Did I tell you guys about this whole experience that I had? I, okay. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm trying to embrace the natural look, and I just don't think the natural look wants to embrace me. Oh, I get it. Me taking off my eyelashes. Absolutely not. I've only had my lashes done twice in my entire life. The first time the girl put them on, I looked like I had eyebrows on my eyelashes.

Like it was, I looked like Bert and Ernie. Like it was. She went into the kitchen and got kitchen scissors and was holding her lashes out and cutting them. I walked in on you doing that. That was the most barbaric thing I've seen you do. No, no. I shaved my own pussy.

deal off. I do some other things, but still we're straight. But then I go to get my eyelashes done this time and the lady fought me on what I wanted. And finally, I didn't fight with her anymore. I was like, you know what? The sky is fucking green. Whatever you say. So I let her put the lashes on that she wanted to put on me.

I face-timed Haley when I was walking out. Go ahead, Haley. Tell them what you saw. Nothing. And they're already all off. They're already all off. I literally think I have like one or two. Yeah.

It took me going like this. I couldn't see them. When you walked in that day. It was like you put mascara on the outer corners of your lashes. Yeah, it was the most horrific thing. So I just don't think, I think I'm just destined to always have to wear a fucking makeup and like, you know. But I am going to get another fat transfer underneath my eyes. And maybe once I do that, then I can just go bare buck naked.

You're not going to see. No, I won't. Probably not. I like to pretend. It's okay. A girl can dream. This one says, this is a confession of you. years ago. I was really horny. So I got on one of those apps where you can find old cougars in your

area. What fucking app is that? Did you get it too? Yes. Yes. Oh my gosh. Stop it. What? I don't know what app. Yeah. We need a shout out for the app. Okay. Because like this isn't okay. Okay. So I either want to get on it or purchase off of it. I'm just kidding. I know I'm so sorry. I found the lady. We hit it off. I met her. We hooked up a few times. We even made a video. Damn, cougars are horny. Well, eventually, it cooled down and we lost contact. Two months later, I met an amazing woman. We hit it off and I fell in love and we ended up together.

After two months, after two months, I was finally meeting her parents. I walked in and she introduced me to her mom first and I almost fainted. It was her, the woman I hooked up with. She looked at me and I could tell she knew very well. Then she introduced me to her dad. and for the first time I realized that that woman was wearing a wedding ring. I survived, though, through dinner, then went home, pulled up the old video. Sure enough, it was her.

I couldn't believe it. So three months later, I proposed to her daughter and we got married. Me and her mom have never talked about it and she gave us her blessing on the wedding day. I guess my wife and the dad will never know. Oh, no. Everyone at home right now is looking at their husbands like, oh, no. Was it you? Yeah.

Damn, that was fucking juicy. That was crazy. That was crazy. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when those two locked eyes walking into that house. The tension? I know, because it's like. No one else feel tension? Do you still like the mom?

Yeah, like I need like, oh my gosh. Okay, so first and foremost. Hot in the beginning. Okay. Like, little turned on. Love that you guys hit it off and had a consensual fling. Two, mom,

obviously this is not her first rodeo. Okay. If she's on an app getting banged out by younger dudes, mom's in it to win it. Three, I do not think that you should not tell your wife. I think that is horrible. One, your secrets keep you sick.

Two, it's, I know it would like tear up the whole family. Oh, yeah. But at the same time, it's like that woman, your wife deserves to know. And if you can keep that from her, what else can you keep from her? What if she finds the video? Oh, because you know he saved it. That's what he said. He went back and looked.

So you've had that video for. a hot minute. What if she finds it? I would delete that for one. Is it in the cloud? Is this on VHS? Like what's kind of like I'm like really wondering like how does you know? The hidden folder maybe. I don't know. Everyone is literally in their husband's phones right now in the hidden folder looking for their mom. You got to tell her dude. You got to tell her man. That's just or I mean maybe wait until after the mom passes. I don't know. It's kind of more. I feel like it's kind of worse. Yeah. Yeah. Because then she would never. She would never. get closure. And it's not like he did it while he was with his wife. Exactly. Yeah. But also

that, you know, the dad. So did, did the daughter never show the mom here's the guy I'm dating? Or did vice versa? Probably not. The mom never, like, you know, like, or did the dude not see a picture of her and her mom be like, I've seen her before. Yeah. I didn't know. I don't know. I think if my husband came to me, it was like, hey, dude, I got to tell you something. It's been really weighing on my heart. I fucked your mom. We weren't together. It was before I had even met you.

I couldn't look at either of them the same for the rest of my life. What if they have kids together? And he's a granny fucker. Grandma fucker? Like you want grandma fucker as grandma? He's clearly a gilf. I mean, she's probably hot. And obviously the daughter has the same energy as the mom.

Yeah, he's got a type. Yeah, he's definitely got a type. It's been great going public. And it wasn't a one, it wasn't a one time thing. No, it wasn't. Enough for you guys to end up making a video. Yeah, you guys were close. Have we explored the idea that maybe he did it on purpose?

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for the worst we could sit here and fucking we just talked about not spreading lies and we're creating a whole scenario we can sit here and create fucking false allegations all day long but says okay here's my submission for as to confess I was dating this guy for about six months nice guy um unrenounced to me he had been cheating on me the whole time yet anal fisting on a site called FetLife. I was unfamiliar with this site at the time when all of this went down. This was like a year ago. My friend found his profile on Facebook dating and his bio, which I also didn't know he had sadly, referenced his BDSM stuff and what he was looking for, which was referenced into the Fet Life thing. So we looked onto that site. She said, hey girl,

isn't this your boyfriend? Sure was for the next five minutes. Me and the girlfriend's went down the rabbit hole, easily found him on the site, and he had been looking for anal fissing people from this site. He wanted to get fisted or he wanted to put his fist in a noose. Oh, we found him in a local meetup group looking for, oh, here we go. We found out him in a local meetup group looking to host to do this after he got off of work. We didn't live together, and he got off work at 1 a.m. So I would have no way of knowing. When I confronted him, he admitted it and we ended things immediately. What I also find interesting is that our relationship was very vanilla. None of this. BDSM inserts ever came up and he seemed really normal. He was a good boyfriend.

So I would have never thought. Yeah. Somebody probably shamed him at an early age for a kink that he had. and so he had to mask being a normal person in a relationship and then have his kinky separate fantasy life. In the closet type thing. Yeah. Damn, dude. Getting fisted is rough, man. She said, I can't even poop.

I couldn't imagine getting fisted in my butt hole, especially right now with my fucking hemorrhoid. God. Clifford? Clifford. I named him Cliford. Okay. Yeah.

Slobbed on my baby's father's. Hold on. Kelly said, sloved on my baby's father while I was in the shower. I felt something before. So my crazy ass put my phone on voice record and caught it all.

This was like 15 years ago. And somebody in the comments had got their asses. She said, and I did. And then she said the crazy part was he tried to deny it for two hours afterwards. I'm confused. Okay, so she had a feeling that there was something going on

between her and her friend and her baby daddy. and before she went in the shower she set her phone in the room and hit voice record and caught him getting his knob slobbed by her and he tried to deny her I read that in her perspective. Yeah.

I thought she just recorded her. Okay, got it now. Yeah, yeah. The amount of people who submitted their friends sleeping with their baby daddies, their husbands, their boyfriends, their best, like every single one. Crazy.

I don't think I've ever done that. I think I can honestly say I've never done that to someone. somebody. Let me think really hard. Hold on. Nope, just brothers. Yeah. No, I never slept with anybody's like baby daddy or their significant other. It never made me feel good.

Oh, well, that was unintentional though. So I didn't know the girl. I didn't know the girl. But I was in like when I was with my ex and I write about it in the book. I didn't know about his girlfriend until after we had already been together. So yeah. It's always been unintentional. I've never pursued any of my friends' boyfriends once because I've never found any of them attractive and it would never do that. But two, it's just like, I would feel terrible, you know,

going after a friend's sloppy, getting sloppy seconds. Like I'm too alpha for that too. There's no way. I would never do that. Hated it. Hated it. Hey, hey. So a really messed up situation here. When I was 16, I met a neighbor guy. He was two years older than me. and we started hooking up. It was a short summer fleeing, never seen him again myself, only heard rumors around town about him because he was a man whore.

Fast forward 15 years later, my mother, she's 20 years older than me, said, I've been seeing a guy who's younger. His name is Dustin. Of course my brain goes to, of course my brain goes to this guy back in the day. I asked her to show me his Facebook picture, and it was him.

I told my mom like, dude, I fucked with him back in the day and I was so grossed out. Two months went by and my mom ended up getting herpes from him. So gross and no worries, I'm clean. Mom got the herp? The gift that keeps on giving. Damn. Yeah. Mom got the old herpes syphalade.

What, didn't you tell me shrimp have herps? Yeah, dude, I'm fucking so tired of TikTok ruining foods for me, dude. Ruining. Shrimp have herpes on them. Hope you know that next time. Yeah. Have you ever looked on the inside of a strawberry? Yeah.

You'll never eat those again, too, if you fucking look. It's, blah. And then you ruined fucking bananas for me. Go ahead. Tell everybody at home what you told me about freaking bananas. Like, what can we eat, bro? So you're supposed to cut the very end of bananas off because that's where gnats lay their egg, like fruit flies lay their eggs. And it's always, it's always smushy.

That's why you get fruit flies. Because they lay their eggs in the very end. So if you cut that off. You ruined salmon for me. Yeah. Oh, I ruined salmon for you. Yeah. What happened?

The video you showed me with the worm in it. Read my words in my life and good times. Let me tell you. Mm-hmm. Everybody keeps telling me, wow, you really didn't hold back. And you said, oh, if you only knew. I'm like, actually, they took out a lot of stuff. But there might be a book too.

If this one does good enough, maybe I'll write a part due. All right, who's going to kick this off? Please don't ever do that with your eyebrows again. Don't ever do that with you. What? I know it wasn't me because I had Botox. I mean, don't ever do that again. What do you do?

do. Bro. Uh, uh, the hell. Oh my. I had to look away for a moment. It was bad,

dude. What is it? You have to wait until her face completely relaxes for her to do it again. You guys are having to me and you moment. She looked like Bert from Bert and Ernie, dude. It was like she made, she made her eyebrows twerk. Like it was crazy.

Like Nacho Libre? Bro. I don't know what she did. I don't know what she did. But holy shit. I'm fucking. It was. Can I ask y'all something?

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