Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Wax, Ink & Wild Confessions

Episode Date: August 15, 2025

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the gals dive into raw and unfiltered personal stories — from a candid confession about bowel control struggles after cancer treatment to a ...jaw-dropping tale of a boss caught masturbating in a restaurant bathroom. The conversation shifts to building self-confidence, focusing on embracing inner beauty and surrounding yourself with uplifting people. They pull back the curtain on the beauty industry, sharing everything from dealing with difficult clients to the unglamorous challenges of waxing. Bunnie Xo also opens up about her ongoing tattoo journey, revealing the pain, patience, and dedication it takes to get inked in her 40s.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:04:00 ask tell confeder Hello Hello, welcome to best to ask tell come for hell yeah
Starting point is 00:04:31 hello hello how's everybody good we're going good good for you I'm going great I'm fucking falling apart over here
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Starting point is 00:05:33 Confess, yesterday I shit during the orgasm. Right there, mid-magic, no warning, no grace, just release. Aw, thanks to cancer, chemo, and pelvic radiation, my body now operates on its own dark timeline. She's chaotic. She's bold. She's not checking in with headquarters before making decisions. I didn't laugh. I didn't rise above. I just laid there in full horror, staring at the ceiling like, well, that's new. My husband, bless him, still here, possibly traumatized, probably Googling return policy on wives, me trying to figure out if I should cry, sage the bedroom, or just burn the whole house down. This is survivorship, apparently. One minute you're reaching for
Starting point is 00:06:15 intimacy, the next, you're wondering if there's a patron saint of bowel control. So at first you had me, because I thought she just shit but then when you're talking about going through cancer and chemo mama you're a motherfucker warrior literally shit on his face give it to him give it to him baby like you deserve that and you know what hats off to the to the husband yeah absolutely you know like yeah I'm sorry but my heart goes out to anybody that's battling cancer and then it's having to go through chemo. You are literally putting radiation and so much shit into your body. The worst thing you could put into your body. Oh, absolutely. Poor baby. So have grace. And I love that you could have a laugh about it. Yeah. That's the best thing that you could ever do. I love it. Yeah, I love that too. She made the best of
Starting point is 00:07:06 the situation for sure. Yeah. You guys are next. I'll go ahead. I feel like yours can't follow that. Oh, geez. I could only imagine what you found. Someone called in and would like our help. Hello, girls. I have, I guess, a question on what to do. There is my boss I work with, basically. He's older like 50. And I call him jacking off in our bathroom at work.
Starting point is 00:07:44 It's bad enough. He does not help and leave everything to me. I work in a restaurant, but what do I do about this guy? Like, I get guys have needs, but this man literally watches girls across the street at the bank and he'll disappear in the bathroom for 10 to 15 minutes while I'm getting swamped with orders myself. So I'm not trying to make anybody lose their job. Like, does either any of you guys have any advice on what to do about this situation? Thanks. Love you girls. Have a great day. Bye.
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Starting point is 00:11:32 Taxes and fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details. Someone is for sure eating cock meat sandwiches, wherever they're working at. For sure. I'm going to keep it together right now. Okay, there's so many things that are wrong with this. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:11:52 It's a food place. I could understand if it was like a library or something. But anywhere where, listen, I get it. You know, people rub them out in some weird places and some people have that kink. Cool. If there's food, there should not be come ever. That's disgusting. I just feel he's not washing his hands.
Starting point is 00:12:08 That is disgusting. The fucking hair balls. Who, what if he has gonorrhea? Oh, somebody's getting gonorrhoea of the throat. Climity of the eye. Okay, so he's watching the bank girls. God, Climity of the eye. And they're just going and whacking it on shift?
Starting point is 00:12:29 I'm sorry. Why is it just the eye? Did he have his leg up on the sink? Like, how was he doing this? What position do you think he's doing it in? Where is he finishing? Why is the door on the lawn? where is it going
Starting point is 00:12:43 napkin and that's a public and I doubt it hand that's a public bathroom so it's probably we can go touch the fries season the fries that's the special sauce
Starting point is 00:12:54 yeah I can't sick dude a bunch of fucking sickos whack off everywhere but fucking food restaurants okay and not anywhere where there's children
Starting point is 00:13:09 other than that do what you got to do man I get it That's some sick shit. I'm going to alley up over to you. Haley, go ahead. All right, Haley. We're giving you the layout. It's funny because the first start of this says,
Starting point is 00:13:22 okay, this has nothing to do with food. But when I used to bartend, my coworker was hooking up with this guy. She wanted to feel fresh down there, but didn't have a douche. So she used a plastic Coke bottle, made a vinegar water douche in it, used it. But the suction from the bottle made it get stuffed. in her vagina. She yells, it stuck over and over, and finally I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Starting point is 00:13:47 I go in the bathroom. He's laying on the floor, spread eagle, laughing and crying with a Coke bottle, sticking straight out of her. So to get it out, I had to use a knife, poke a hole in the bottle. Oh. And then it came out, and she had a great date.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Oh. All right. Listen. I have done a lot of weird shit with my cookie, okay? But douching with a fucking Coke bottle and, like, bitches, your pussy made a teflon? What is fucking happening? If I did that to myself,
Starting point is 00:14:28 I would have a raging yeasty, beastie. There is no fucking way in hell. I'm fucking squash, squash, and straight out vinegar in my vagina out of a Coke bottle, dude. Okay. And then how did it, it just went up?
Starting point is 00:14:41 the hole that easy? Yeah, was it like a, does you say like a two liter or? Damn. I didn't even think about that. That was my first question. I was like, I didn't even think about that.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Or was it a 16 ounce? Which was it? The mini-co? Where are we at, guys? There's the middle ones now too. Ladies, please, please, please do not do this at home. Ever, if you're listening to this fucking episode, don't do that. That is so rough.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Have your friend go to the freaking store and get a freaking douche. Or people might come for me if I tell you this. But my mom taught me when I was growing up, she's like, you know, sometimes if you don't feel fresh, she's like, you know, the bedadine that you get at the store, you put like two drops of that in really hot water, two drops, girls, nothing fucking major. you shake it up and then you you can douche with that your vagina smells amazing like it it like I told a lady a long time ago that I had used something like that and she's like that's straight up fucking iodine in your hoot nanny but I used it like off and on my whole life if I ever had
Starting point is 00:15:56 like an infection or anything like that and it fucking works dude aren't you not supposed to put anything up there because it offs your pH no my pH is perfect you want to take a sniff I've been there I know, yeah. We're close. You have been in my hoot, okay. Go ahead, Mimi, tell him why you've been in my hoot, nanny. Oh, yeah. Remember that one time I waxed it?
Starting point is 00:16:19 Oh, we only got one strip in, and then I only got one yank, and she said, no. And then I had to fucking get wax off my pussy hairs because I, like, listen, Mimi and I had this great idea. We were like, let's wax my pussy. But wait, she got the wax from Sally's. Sally's wax is great. The hard wax, are you kidding? I will wax the fuck out of my eyebrow.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I'm going home to wax my eyebrows now just because it's the best fucking wax ever. Anyways, I grew my pussy hair out, okay, thinking that we were going to be able to do this. And we thought filming it would be a great thing. We actually have this on film. Do you still have this?
Starting point is 00:16:56 Yes, I still have it. Yeah, I'll have to dig for it. This is back in the day when I was trying to use filters too. So I'm trying to keep this filter on me. While I'm in pain, Mimi gets down there.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I'm holding my lips to the side a little bit. And then she- We're doing this on the ground of her bathroom. Yeah, Tocchi's fucking licking me. Like, it's just crazy. So I got Tachi at my head. Tachia was there for this? Mimi's at my crotch. I'm like, I'm cupping my vagina trying to get my lips away from the outer lip, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:24 And I'm moving it over. I'm like, okay, get it on there. She gets it on there, slathers it up and goes to pull it. When she pulls it, it doesn't all come off. It goes like yank halfway. And I was just like in half. So we have to peel it. the rest of it off and we're trying to fucking get this shit off dude and it was it was the most
Starting point is 00:17:44 painful thing in the world so i my specialty in cosmetology school was brazilians that was like they would oh yeah no i love doing brazilians men and women the little butthole bandit right i knew i knew you had a little butthole bandit and you dude like i bought a whole wax kit at home and everything because i was really good at it i was really good at it bandit so my Dude, I saw a toilet. Listen, I did a fucking Brazilian in beauty school and that girl came in with straight up chunks and her butt hairs. Yep. They are disgusting sometimes if they don't be clean. It's bad guys. No, she came in with balls of toilet paper and her fucking Dingleberry toilet paper hair. It's exactly what it was. Oh, and brown. Not to be any type of way.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Some of the worst parts are not why. when they come armpits some people used to come in for armpit waxes and probably had never worn deodorant I lifted a lady's toenel up one time there's a lot going on in this episode what the hell yeah so this lady used to come in to get pedicures and she was about 500 pounds and she would wear mu-moos with no panties and it was my turn to get wait did you have like a cult of girls who would be like they'd hide yes so that they didn't have to do certain customers Yes, but we would also rotate this one and it just happened to be my day, right? And I was just trying to get out of it, couldn't get out of it.
Starting point is 00:19:16 So I finally get there and I sit down and I'm not looking up because she like to, you know, she would spread her legs and let the fucking hoot nanny hang out. And it was her thing. It was like just like, you know, guys would come and whack off while they're getting their head shampooed. What? Oh, oh yeah. In beauty schools, they will come get their hair wash just so they can jack off under the cape. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:39 No, it's fucked up. So anyways, I take her foot and she fucking had the dirtiest toenails and they were so long. I remember, I'll never forget. And I had my little fucking orange wood stick and I put my little cotton underneath it. Went to go underneath her toenail and the whole fucking toenail bed just lifted. I dropped her foot and ran. I dropped her foot and ran. Yeah, I think a fly came out.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. I'm crying. Yeah. No. It was green underneath. It was sick. It was like it almost looked like green cottage cheese.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Was there a smell? I hate to ask, but was there a smell? But I didn't know. But I didn't know if it was her hoot nanny or if it was her toe. I don't leave. I'm crying. I'm literally crying right now. There's tears coming out of my eyes.
Starting point is 00:20:37 That was the last pedicure I ever did, though. I told everybody, I was like, you motherfuckers, I'm never doing another pedicure again. So we had a similar situation in cosmetology school where it was like a rotation and this one person had like the gnarliest toenails. Narnliest toenails. And so they'd get really overgrown. So the maintenance was done at the school. And my friend had just put on like red lipstick and like big like juicy lip gloss. And she clipped that toenail and it flung up.
Starting point is 00:21:06 And it went. And stuck to her lipcloths. I quit. She ran. I quit. I'm quitting. I have quit. I hope someone else from my cosmetology school remembers that and watches this.
Starting point is 00:21:23 I'm crying. I hate this episode. That is the worst one. All right. Well, moving on. Sorry we went on to that tangent. But yeah. Tell that dude to start.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Listen, what you should do, lady, is report that shit to the fucking health department. Hang on. How did we get on toenails? I don't know. I don't know. We literally, we ran with it when we found out the dude was jacking off in fucking whatever fast food restaurant that was. All right. This question is for Mimi and Haley.
Starting point is 00:21:55 How do you girls build up your self-confidence you have? If all of your paths wouldn't have crossed, would you still be so confident? I put on a good front since my boyfriend passed. I just feel frumpy all the time. Any pointers on where to start would be greatly appreciated. That's a great question. That's a really good question. And I have a really good answer for it.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I don't know if you're prepared for this. So actually, when I started working with you, I had like the lowest self-confidence ever. Like I hated myself, right? And I got to know you in Viking Barbie, which to me, you guys are like the most stereotypical, like beauty, beautiful. perfect people right and when I learned that you both still struggled mentally like you had anxiety
Starting point is 00:22:42 Viking Barbie talks open about her mental health also and I was like oh fuck you can literally look perfect and still either hate a photo of yourself or have anxiety or like it doesn't fix you to be perfect looking you know so if I was able just to accept myself as the way I what Oh, God. Here I go. Oh, God. Here we go. No.
Starting point is 00:23:04 That was so sweet. That was sweet memes. That was really sweet. What the hell is this episode? I think this is the first time she said. Oh, Josh is coming too. Okay. Come on.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Come on. Come on. Wow. Love. Yum. Okay. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I love it. Oh. oh my god happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you okay our birthday dear todji happy birthday to you sorry I got excited I got really into it. That was, first of all. Are we good? I don't.
Starting point is 00:24:08 So first of all, that was really sweet because I don't think I'm perfect. Barb's, now Barb's, on the other hand, I think it's fucking just gorgeous and just everything that anybody could aspire to be. But I love that. That was what you took from that. Absolutely. No, that's really cool. It was like such a crazy moment for me.
Starting point is 00:24:27 and I like I don't know I after that I was like man I really got to learn to love myself because that's not gonna I because these fucking hos don't right but then like you realize you realize like that's a thing like the more beautiful you are I feel like you feel like you need to hold this like standard of like you know it's like I can't let this like bad photo of myself get on the internet or like those kind of thing like Barbie said something one time she said if I let a bad photo of myself get out there that's the only way anyone will ever see see me as ever again and I was just like no like that's not the case like you're it doesn't matter at all like you are so you guys are so pretty okay don't do so are you guys though but here's the thing what is beautiful what is beauty and that's what you need to ask yourself because beauty is one only in the eye of the beholder there are people who are not stereotypical beautiful but when you listen to them or talk to them they become the most beautiful creatures that you've ever met because outward appearance means nothing the shit fades away man and it can change it can change so fast god it can change so fast so fast and it's only surface level yeah i've been some really beautiful
Starting point is 00:25:40 people who are very ugly humans literally yeah i think the best thing you could do with that is like and heyley how do you feel about that question let's ask you mine is more uh the people you surround yourself with. So I feel like when I first was with you guys, I wasn't hanging around like the best people that would help me find my confidence. You know, like I'm the type that I need someone else to help me. And once I cut those people off and we were together more, like I feel like you guys brought out my confidence. Remember when Haley first came around? She would not even let us video her. It had to be her hand. And if it was her hand, it had to be at a good angle to make her hand looks skinny. Yeah. And she was like, no, no, no, hold on. Let me hold the brush like this.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Like I remember that. Now, very, I'm talking about shit and she never posted herself on social media. That was all you guys. I kept my business. Like people knew me for my work back then. People know me for me now. And I literally credit that to both of you guys. No, for sure. That was the big thing. And I've preached about this on the podcast before is like, like, yes, I'm the face of the Bunny Exo brand. And I even told this to I think it was my tattoo artist the other day. I was like, I'm the face of the brand. I said, but I wouldn't be here if it wasn't without those girls. Like, literally, like...
Starting point is 00:27:00 Do we hug again? Everybody at home is like, no, don't do it. But no, like, seriously, like, I would not be where I'm at if I didn't have this core group of women that I love and that I, you know, all boats float. Mimi has her own thing going on. Her and Jason have their own family. they are who they are online
Starting point is 00:27:21 you are who you are online Jaime is starting to get accepted into the crew love your news I love it yeah everybody's so fucking funny too everybody's loving Jaime you know and it's like I feel like
Starting point is 00:27:32 if it was just me it would be boring and I don't know I really took a page from Adam Sandler and I loved loved loved how Adam Sandler always has his friends in every fucking movie we're like grownups
Starting point is 00:27:47 yeah literally literally he literally has all of his friends in every fucking movie and i was just like you know what if i ever make it big one day i want to always just have my friends with me because i feel like you guys contribute so much to the lore and to the story so yeah so i guess to answer your question keep the people around you that make you feel good yeah make you feel good stop trying to be beautiful on the outside be beautiful on the inside because outside doesn't fucking matter and you know what's even crazier that point of being beautiful on the inside it radiates outwards yeah like it truly makes you feel more confident and confident is way more beautiful than anything any hairstyle weight
Starting point is 00:28:35 height anything confidence is the beauty yeah because there's like people another point to that was when i learned that like you guys struggled with mental health and stuff i started like looking at things that I hated about myself and finding it in other famous people. So, like, if, you know, I'm not a fan of my teeth. But then I, like, saw actors who had similar teeth to mine or, like, my size. And I was like, wait, other people are big and people love them. So, like, I love real teeth. It's also like, your teeth are fine.
Starting point is 00:29:06 No, there's something that's because you see it every day. People like us, it's just like, oh, I didn't even notice. So it's like, it's all in your head. I love real teeth. I wish I would have never gotten veneers on my top teeth. I have veneers on my top teeth and not on my bottom teeth and I don't think I will ever get veneers on my bottom teeth. Yes, they look pretty.
Starting point is 00:29:29 They look like everybody else's. But at the same time, I miss the characteristics that real teeth gave me. I used to have a little pushback tooth, you know, like just everything doesn't have to be so fucking perfect. Perfect. You know, like we don't have to be perfect. We were not put on this earth to be perfect. That's why we are all born sinners.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Yep. You know, like, let's stop reaching for unattainable beauty goals. And let's start loving, like, the real shit about ourselves. 100% because you, once you went natural, favorite version of you. Like, because when we met, you weren't. You saw it stuff in your face. You had huge boobs, like all of those kind of things. And we're like, once the boobs got taken out and then you started like wearing more natural makeup, all those things.
Starting point is 00:30:12 You look like younger. Yeah. We say that. Like you aged backward. Fresh. Crisp. No, I appreciate that. And I still haven't put fake nails on.
Starting point is 00:30:20 These are my real fucking. I know. These are my real nails. You're catching up to Haley. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not ever going to do that, but you got it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Like, I just feel like I preach it all the time. You know, what you want when you're younger is not going to be what you want when you're older. And to be beautiful doesn't mean it needs to be unattainable. Everybody is beautiful in their own way. And just learn to love yourself. if you're feeling frumpy do something about it exactly stop drinking soda stop start drinking if you're going to drink soda have one soda a day then from there
Starting point is 00:30:53 go to one soda a week then from there go to one soda every two weeks even little changes like that will make huge differences in how you feel absolutely I couldn't agree more so saying that much I got to go and get another tattoo on my hands I've been getting tattooed all freaking week oh you're a beast yeah I don't know how you're bro beast. It started with getting, so ladies and gentlemen, I'm just going to say one thing. If you get a tattoo, please make sure that it is something that you want on your body for the rest of your life. Because if it's not, and you're like me, and you got a bunch of shitty tattoos when you were younger because you just wanted to rebel and it was the cool thing to do, I am now
Starting point is 00:31:36 in my 40s having to get full sleeves redone. And when I tell you tattoo pain and your 20s and tattoo pain in your 40s are two different fucking beasts it hurts so much more as you get older it hurts so bad and I'm still not done I've literally finished from here to here and I still have to do under here and the top of my shoulder that and then tonight I'm tattooing this hand so I I feel for you when you go to do that shoulder because you already tattooed the shoulder and you are tattooing over that I didn't even like getting my shoulder done once oh I had to do this three times so I did this this swelled up so bad i had to wait 24 to 48 hours once this went down i did this to here this swelled up had to wait 24 hours then had to go from here to here to fill in that like it's
Starting point is 00:32:27 been a thing shout out tim tim rogers art he has great you're on top he's amazing i would have never been able to get these tattoos covered up had this man not been as talented as he is so hopefully i get to reveal them to you but anyways that was a long-winded i'll see you when I see you got to go bye. Tootaloo.

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