Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: We Are Going Whitewater Rafting WTF?!

Episode Date: June 5, 2026

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven spirals over an upcoming Jackson Hole adventure and a whitewater rafting trip that may or may not end in disaster. From gut feelings and near-miss accidents to theories about timelines, manifestations, and why life suddenly feels like it's 2008 again, the conversation goes completely off the rails before the confessions even begin.Then it's on to the listener stories: a shocking ER confession involving household objects, a wedding-night surprise that leaves everyone speechless, and an unfiltered conversation about body care, confidence, boundaries, and the products the girls swear by (and the ones they definitely don't). As always, the Coven serves up equal parts hilarious oversharing, questionable advice, and real talk.The episode wraps with one final jaw-dropping confession involving vodka, ashes, and a mistake nobody saw coming. Buckle up—this one is wild from start to finish.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I don't know. I don't enjoy it. I fucking hate when people whistle. So I understand. But I'm over here. traumatizing people like I traumatized myself. That's really funny. You guys, we're going to Jackson Hole tomorrow.

I'm so excited. You guys. I love Wyoming. We're going fucking white water rafing. Not excited. Okay. I have such bad anxiety. Fucking terrified.

No, I have anxiety too, but you want to know why. Because anybody we ask that has gone white water rafting, we're like, oh, was it fun? And they're all like, no. Yeah. Not a single person. But not it was somebody else, too. There was somebody else who had gone. Who was there?

Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey literally was like, why? Jeffrey Star was like, you know when Jeffrey's asking us why we're doing something that it's, and he's already done it, it sucks. So nobody has literally said that white water rafting is cool and I'm petrified. And then not to mention, you're going through all these fucking crazy waves and literally you have a string to hold on to.

Would your mom say? In an inflatable boat. Yeah, her mom said, like, dig your toes. dig your feet like under so you don't come out but I'm like what if the whole thing flips so you don't come out what the fuck does that mean oh have you have you watched it because you're bouncing like that's why the waiver says like you have to sign that basically you could fly out hit your head and hit your head on a rock and die you didn't see that it's like riding a bull I didn't read the waiver oh I read every single line like riding a bull the entire time yes except you could

hours. It's two hours long. Yes. I really didn't know. Haley. Haley. Two hours on that fucking wrapped. Two hours is just bucking all the time. I don't believe that. There's no way. Also, I have a broken neck. I can't fucking do that. So we're going to be so sore from that. And then we're going to have to use the same string to white water. I could do, I got 10 minutes. I wonder if they just like pull us. out of the water.

Wait, you know when they like don't actually send you and they just like set you in one spot, like a mechanical bowl? Can we just go circles? And Jeffrey also said it depends on the day because it's sort of like hot air ballooning. It's like it depends on the weather. So like had it rained a lot or anything, it's going to be extra. Or if like, if the water is like calm and cool, I'm good with two hours. If it's a category six like my mom said is like for Olympic like type level.

that's when she said I wouldn't do it. She did category four. It can't be like that the whole time. I'm not getting on it if it's like that the whole time. Okay. I'm just going to tell you guys that right the fuck now. We all get there in our wetsuits and she says, no. And we like squeak away.

Like, dude. No. I wish they had a simulator so we could like feel like what it would be like prior. I wish I could watch the people. If anybody has gone white water rafting, please leave us a fucking comment. Let us know because we do it like Sunday. Yeah, after this comes out. So you guys have time, DM us.

No, don't DM us. Leave it in the fucking comments. I need to know. We have to know immediately. And I need truth. Don't sugarcoat it. Have you ever gone, Jaime? No, I've never gone a white rat, no.

Oh, okay. It sounds scary, though. We have to wear a helmet in the water. We're going to have gopros on too. Yep. Oh, God. It sounds like a very white activity. We're going to be, listen, we're going to be vlogging this shit, so, oh, man.

Oh, okay. Who's holding the camera? I'm not. I think we've connected to our, I got a strap for me. Jason got a chest. All you see is my nose the entire time. I was like those 360 cameras of like the horse, we're just the side of a horse. No, I'm pretty sure Jason got us a chest strap for one of us to wear.

Yeah. Good. Okay. Okay, well, fuck. We might see you next week. We might not. I'm already scared. Never mind.

Anyways. So. Brough had the craziest thing happened to me last night and I have to tell you guys. Okay. We took kids to the park and the kids were like, hey, we're like super hungry. Let's drive into town. And we were coming down this main road. And I went through this intersection and I grabbed my chest and I was like, I felt like we almost got teaboned.

And Jason was like, what? I was like, I felt like this feeling. of being T-boned. And we were going to this place, like, because we like, no, that's happened to me before. I'm listening because I've been there before and I got in a car accident. So we literally go, because we were like, it was like going to be meal prep. So we were buying these like containers of like meat. And so it was a bit of a wait for this stuff.

And as we're sitting there waiting for the meat, we start hearing ambulances go by. I stop. I'm sorry. It's this bitch over here, dude. We haven't done this. Go ahead. I'm listening. Ambulances whizzing by.

We're waiting for the meat and the ambulances and the fire trucks start going by but then they're stopping somewhere very close. And we pull out and Jason turns, bro, it's a truck with a trailer and a car, teaboned in the middle of the intersection. There's ambulances everywhere. There's people on stretchers. And it was the exact area I had grabbed my chest in. I swear every time I look at a phone bill now, I'm like, why are we all just accepting this? Somehow, your wireless bill starts at one price and then by the time they add random fees, you're paying way more than you expected.

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Oh my gosh. It was insane. I believe it. I 100% believe it. I literally. got in the car with my friend Michelle, the one that you guys have met in Vegas. I got in the car with her and literally the same thing happened. I was like, dude, I keep smelling like burnt rubber. Anytime I'm about to get into a car accident, I start smelling burnt rubber. This happened multiple times with me. And I got into a car accident with her. There was another time I got into an accident in one of my old, my avalanche. Dude, it's crazy. Yeah, this is like, it's happened a couple times to me. I predicted Jason's car accident because I had told him to wear his seatbelt and it was the one time he didn't wear his seatbelt and then he totaling his motorcycle too someone ran over his motorcycle

and dragged it through a parking lot one time wow and i kept telling him i was like that motorcycle is bad luck like i don't trust that motorcycle and thankfully he wasn't on it when the man wrecked into it but i know well i hope whoever got in that accident is okay yeah i hate that that shit fucking scares me so much dude it was fucking can't stand it jason just like was wise as it goes he goes i cannot believe you just did that you know but i started doing what you do and you say things out loud so like So it doesn't come true. It doesn't happen to you, you know? And I feel like maybe I kind of like left that in the air for someone else to grab

because I literally was like, I've got my kids in the car. And it's me like, it's my whole family in a car. And it just my, it gave me such bad anxiety. So I told Jason, I had to say it out loud, you know? Yeah. No, do that. Anytime you start having visions, say them out loud so they don't come true. Anytime I hold a vision in, it somehow always happens, dude.

Always. And then I'm like, fuck. Get my phone's on. Even all the shit that's happening right now, visualize it for a year. They've never said it out loud. Never said it out loud to anybody. Insane. Here we are.

I mean, with the whole, I think my theory with that, because I've just thought, I've thought about it because anytime something bad kind of happens, like a car accident or something like traumatic happens, I feel like there's certain pockets of like time where like bad things happen. Like every time I've been in a car accident or like something really bad happened, I remember it being like very specific. like I was on earth, but I wasn't on earth. It was very like...

I mean, are you high? No. Wait, you know how like they recently said like we jumped timelines again like a couple weeks ago? Yes. Back to 2008. Right? Before I step, I started seeing TikToks about like we jumped timelines.

A few days before that I had a dream and in my dream I jumped timelines. No, like I hit a, I think I think it was a deer. But this happened like last. time I hit something with my car. I was making like a left turn onto a street. Same thing happened. That vibe of like it's silent and everything's really, really slow. But I could see everything. Very, very slow. And I see this big thing. It wasn't brown, but it was like a big black thing. Hit the side of my car. Went away. I blinked and it was gone. It wasn't behind me. It was nowhere to be found. I drawed it up to like a deer hit the side of my car. But still, it was, I didn't see a deer.

I didn't see anything there. It would have been big foot. I don't know. I just feel like I entered a pocket of like time. It's weird. Like you enter like a little pocket. I feel that. Yeah.

Yeah. That's like around Jason's accident. I felt like it was just like a moment in time. Yes. Yeah. And you feel it. You're like, oh,

that's bad. Have you ever felt jumping timelines? A hundred percent. I don't know. What does jumping timelines entail? I've done it. I've done it once say that, but I never really understood.

So like a, like you literally shifted where you were. we're going. I literally like remember it to a T too. Like I went, I was driving back home and I was like like borderline Kentucky and I went under an overpass and it was like as soon as I went under there like the world shifted. Like you know how like slides like old slides like on a like thing will like shift down? It literally did that in the middle of the sky.

Like the whole world just shifted down and I started getting super dizzy and I almost had pull over because I was driving. I got so dizzy and I just felt so weird the rest of the drive and then like I don't know. I just felt like I was in a different like something happened in the world. And I was like looking around like did anyone

else feel that? Like did anyone else see that? It happened weird in January when my dad on my way to go to my dad's surgery I felt it as I was driving and I was like I'm shipping timelines right now. I didn't I did not predict like what was going to happen. That was supposed to be such like a routine surgery for my dad. dad and what we end up spending an entire week in the hospital.

Like it was such a shift in timelines. It's like there's a true feeling that you get when it's like you were on this path and you knew what your future looked like and like all of a sudden it's like everything's different. It's like the future is rewriting itself in real time. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Wild. Weird. It's like every decision you make rewrites whatever. Yeah. That is weird. Maybe it's like your future self putting you on a different timeline. Mm-hmm. So you don't go down the wrong one.

Yeah. I don't know if I've ever had that. I never feel like visions and I have like stuff like that and like feelings that I can feel in my body. But like I don't know. Maybe because you're so in tune with that. Yeah. We're not as in tune with that side. Maybe that's why we feel so like dramatically. I feel like you are though.

I don't have like visions, but I will think about someone or talk about someone and they like immediately text me or message me. It happened to me literally twice today. Yeah. I was speaking about someone and they like popped up in my Instagram. DMs and I haven't talked to them in a while. Yeah. That happens to me all the time. I, well, like, you guys know this.

Isn't that like the red string theory or what are they called? Invisible string theory. Yeah. You guys know that guy that has autism, John West that just passed away. Like, I literally the day before told Jason, hey, have you seen this guy? Day before I said, have you seen this guy on Instagram? And Jason was like, no, I have it. And I'm showing some of the videos.

He was like, oh, I have seen him. I think he's like super, super great human next day. I've never mentioned that guy to Jason at all. Yeah, stuff like that happens to me a lot. That's not like a vision though, is it? Is that like? I think it's manifesting. I think it's a form of manifesting,

which everybody's going to come for me for this part of the fucking podcast. Because they're, aren't you a Christian? Yes, I love Jesus, you know, but I still believe that you can have visions and manifest things. And like, you can be extremely spiritual and still be a Christian. But yeah, I feel like that's a form of manifesting in some sort of way. It's so crazy. That entire thing always just trips me out. I've noticed everyone on TikTok right now talking about how they feel like we're back in the timeline from 2008.

Yeah. And how like outside just feels better. And I can agree more. The sun looks like real again. I've spent so much time outside every chance I get when it's not raining because I just enjoying being in the sun. I don't know what it is. Yeah. All right.

Should we kick off this fucking ass talking fast? Yeah. Who's going? Go ahead, Haley. Okay. Haley never goes first. Ever. Okay, mine's a tell.

I'm a nurse, and I had a guy come in through the ER complaining of abdominal pain and rectal bleeding. Oh, God. Probably why they gave this to him. Originally thinking it was diverticulitis or some kind of GI ulcer bleed, he was admitted and underwent imaging, ended up being that he shoved three pins and two butternines. and two butter knives up there. When confronted about this, he claimed he had no idea those were up there,

and he must have slipped and fell onto them while getting out of the shower. Excuse me. Be a better liar. He slipped five times. I hate when that happens. I have never been so fucking horny that I wanted to shove a butter knife up my asshole. A knife and three pins? Do you think he went straight to each?

I wonder if they were paper made blue or black? Ink pin, ballpoint. ballpoint? Yeah. Was it out? Was it a calligraphy pen? Imagine every time he sat down, it clicks. Oh, God.

Do you guys have a favorite pen? I do. I love gel-tip pins. Those are my favorite. Random ones from a freaking restaurant that I want to steal. I stole the pen. Those are the gel-tip ones, I think that they have. I stole the pin and it is in my purse right now.

From the one, it's got a gold tip on it. And it's my favorite pen ever. It'd be the most. most random ones. I don't think there's a specific one. It's the most random ones you've never seen before that write so good on a receipt. And I'm like, I'm close. And I'm taking it. She's leaving snail trails over there. She's got some fucking pens. Yeah. Someone asked our advice and would like to know what is the best way to clean your kitty. Oh, somebody asked me that too. Yeah. And I think it's our due diligence to talk about it.

Yeah, absolutely. So I saw, did you guys see Chelsea Lennon and Paige's clip about cleaning the puss? Paige said, Paige said she only uses water. And Chelsea Lynn was like, no, I need to fucking get up in there. Chelsea Lynn's very adamant about what she washes with. It is so funny. Yeah. We've talked about it with her before.

Have we? Right? Chelsea was like, no, girl, I got to get up in there and clean it. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. And I feel like everyone's different, though, because like, I feel like what works for some. I can't just use water.

Yeah. What works for some people might not work for others. but like you can just kind of learn for all of us. Well like you use some crazy shit on your Puss the Dr. Bonner's right? No. Oh not down there. Oh I thought you did. I thought we did an episode for it and I was like no I would just I would use that sometimes I don't use it anymore I used to but now just the gold dial soap and you can't wash in it you wash all around it yeah with the gold dial so same thing she put me onto the gold dial the man pits the I'd use the gold dial on the armpits yes for sure but I cannot use dial on my phone

fucking hoof. There's no fucking way, dude. That shit will fucking be an angry dragon if I fucking put anything like that down there. But I do use, what is it called? She said a hoof. That's what I'm stuck. He said, you stopped a dragon. I stopped it. Hold on. I'll tell you right now what I use and it is so fucking, dude, it makes my vagina just like heaven. Hold on one second. I will say also it depends on your vagina though because some people are in these and outies and some people are sensitive and some aren't like yeah we got lips yeah i got a lip uh so i don't have to worry about it you got innies i got i got lips yeah yeah it's like that i can wash on top of it nothing's going in you know like protection yeah yeah it's like a mask fuck um i use so for my armpits i use dove baby wash

i use that one for my armpits and then i use for my virgin oxygen mask you guys are fucking sick. It's not that big. Oh, God. It's not that big. God. I don't know. Maybe when I was fatter it was. Never really looked at there. No, after losing weight, mine's. It's so much different. Wait, hold on. When you lose weight as a dude, you do get some. Oh, you get inches back. Does that happen for women as well? It changes shape. If we don't get like inches. Yeah, like it's not as, you know, but like, does it get longer? No. It's like, I don't know. I don't know. It does. Like it longer. Your vagina does like,

no. No, as you age, your vagina starts to go inverted and you lose things. I feel like I have a great one. Yeah, no, like I don't, I don't mind it anymore.

I'm like, oh, she's kind of cute. I also can like see her. I'm like, oh, I can see you so well. I can just literally put my leg up in the shower and shave.

So smooth. Oh, it's so nice to shave when you're skinny, you guys. I have been missing out. Like literally, I was like hoping a prayer when I was a bit.

Now that I'm skinny, I'm looking at her. We're eye to eye. Eye is wild. Send me a damn pick next to you. What the fuck? Yeah, we haven't seen yours still. Sounds hot. So what I use on my vagina is I use setafil ultra gentle baby wash.

Oh, okay. It smells so good. And I'm telling you my vagina is like, I'm scared to use scent. Does it have like a scent? It's fragrance-free, but it also has like a pretty, it smells good, though. it's like yeah yeah yeah because i was using johnson and johnson and that shit fucking had my

vagina like shredded beef it was fucking they had a huge yeah they have so many lawsuits for cancer it was making me sick it was giving me fucking bladder infections like it was bad dude so i switched and i've been using this for like the past year and i just love it she's just so soft and like i did find like this new like skin um wash the one that you sent is phenomenal it smells great but like to leave my skin really smooth the avino like it's really sensitive skin though oh my gosh it makes your skin so so soft i even got the kids version for my kids like you know some soaps you can like feel on your skin you can't feel this at all but it leaves the skin so soft i shave with it so my legs are like extra smooth yeah i love it love all right just make sure

you're not using like fragrance down there no fragrance don't love god don't use bath and body works body wash. And don't like clean up in it unless you have to. You want a yeasty beastie. Even on your whole body actually. Yeah. I would. I would.

I could not good for you. Well, I feel like some people think they need to like clean up inside of it. Like crazy. It's self cleans. Well, rinse it really good. Definitely say would you guys clean up inside of it? You don't,

you mean like going up in the hole, right? I'm not shoving. I'm not. I spread my lips and I also get in there too. I don't shove it up in the hole. Yeah. I like clean the crevice. Yes.

Yeah. We're cleaning everything around it. We're not going. inside. We're not going in. No, no. Unless you use vaginal estrogen, which that's a whole other subject. And oh, it is. But I do believe there were girls out there that thought you who were supposed to like, no, load it up with soap. That's for like girls who want to doche and that's like, I don't know. I feel like I get a freaking yeast infection. If I did that. Yeah. But there are some people who you just

use water down there. Yeah. Got to detail the puss. Detail the puss is what. My best friend who is male and I have been friends since we were 14, We're now 62. We dated in high school, but drifted apart for a few years. We loved each other, but were stupid and never said anything to each other. We reconnected after a while, but we're both married by then. For the longest time, I couldn't figure out why his wife hated me. I mean, I was always nice to her.

Turns out on their wedding night, he told her that she should reach out to me and ask me to show her how to give him a good blowjob because she wasn't that good. I was both shocked and flattered. First of all, that is fucked up because that's your wedding night dude and your husband says that to you. Bye. Yeah, it's quick enough to turn it around.

You don't have to officiate it. Yeah, that's crazy. You could have got it an old by fucking sunrise. 24 hours after. Sunrise. You know, like that's insane. If a man would have ever said that to me, I'd have fucking, why did you marry me

if I sucked fucking giving you blow jobs? Yeah. Oh, my. My gosh. I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. One of my questions is actually asking you guys any tips on giving head. I don't give out tips. Oh,

because you're the throat goat. Hey, listen. Hey, my family, I'm not. Nope. Oh, come on.

Grandma commented and was like, I did watch this one. Yeah. From last week. Oh, no. She got me on my grandma. My entire family, they message me about it.

Oh, shit. Yep. You guys, stop watching. We love you. Watch the other ones. We need Haley to come out of her shell and she just finally started coming out of her shell and now she's clam-ed.

That's why I didn't. No, she's clammed up. Because, like, I know my entire freaking hometown and family washes. Oh, who cares? If only they knew the real. So I think if you're going to give a good blowjob, it needs to be wet. I like to give sloppy blow jobs. No teeth.

Cover your teeth. The best practice I ever had was trying to suck a dick with brink. races on because you have to, you know, like really cover your teeth so it doesn't shred it like a cheese greater. Wait, hold on. I just remember. No, I just remember. I just remember the conversation we had at the plastic surgeon. Do you remember? She's like, you don't just gnaw on it sometimes. Oh, so good. I don't know. I love it. I love. Yeah, I don't do that. Wait. You've never had a girl take a dick and just slap her face with it and just kind of like, you just, you're like, this is if you really love the dick, okay?

You have to like really get it. No, and not everyone gets that. But sometimes I take it and like, I'll put it in the back of my teeth and I just kind of chew on it a little bit and guys go crazy. Like they love it. I've never had a dude. Tell me no. Have you ever used listerine?

You said gnaw on it. Like the snickers. Yeah. I could take a bite out of it. That's crazy. Listerine is a bit like patches. Oh, the strips? No, but I have.

I've done like other stuff, you know. Like what? Ice, you know, fucking, I can't think right now. But I've done it all. But no, I haven't done the Listerine strips. What's the worst time to do it and the best time to do it? Oh yeah. When's the worst time?

When's the best time? Worst and best time for what? A blow job. After you drank all night and you have your freaking cotton mouth. Oh, I would. I look at them. I'll be like, I got nose bit. So here's the thing.

When you're like that, you need to choke yourself with the dick. literally let the dick make you gag and your mouth will salivate so much that it would literally it'll cover the dick and just all of all the juice imagine just fucking survive a lot of expresso martini is coming up. That's wild. No, but that's what you do. You use the dick to just fucking make yourself gag and then it just instantly makes your mouth wet. Never have a problem.

I will say though like girls who have really bad gag reflexes and you have a hard time with it, if you just hold on to your thumb, my thumb just popped. That was aggressive. Okay. If you clench your thumbs and you focus on that, like even if it's just one, because you want to use your other hand while you're giving head, you won't gag. So I do this and I, no, no, no. But I feel like, just like one.

Like you don't have to make it super obvious, but like if you don't want to gag. Yeah, don't be in the middle. He's like, ugh. But yeah. If you have a really bad gag reflex, you can just hold your thumb down really, really tight. I loki feel like guys like when you gag, though. Oh, they love it. Yeah, but no, you know, like it makes spit on it.

You can do all that stuff. It makes them feel like their dick is big. Yes, but there are some girls who can't even like function. Yeah. Oh. Giving head. Yeah. They're not all like you, Haley.

Yeah. Listen, I will suck the sleeve off of a fucking wiener. Okay. I'm horny. I'm fucking obviating right now. I'm literally like my period's about to start. So that's probably why too. I get feral right before my period.

Oh my God. Like ready to roll. Yeah. All right. I was fucking funny. She just said. I thought something came to mind. If you guys want to be a part of Ask Talcifest, please every Sunday go or actually any day

of the week, just go in fucking DM us ATC. tell us exactly your story and we will pick it throughout the week and read it. I would like to read this one only because she took off the nails on her thumbs to write it because she said that she wouldn't be able to type all of this out without having her nails on. She said, I took my thumbnails off just to type this for you. My sister loves to drink. She consistently goes through people's things that she likes to drink, but she also loves to consistently go through other people's things.

So she scavenges. She'll go through other people's perfumes, lotions, clothes, makeup, and their liquor. But my sister was not having it. So fast forward, we became dancers together. Me and my friend at the time, maybe six months. And now I'm pregnant, working way less, but still wanted to see my friends went to a pool party. She invited all of us. And at the time, I couldn't drink.

So my sister, who does her normal thing, decided to go through and rummage through this woman's stuff. she doesn't steal, but worse, she ends up finding a bottle of vodka. She didn't steal any of her lotions or her perfumes, but just this cheap bottle of vodka. When the sister got home, she said, hey, I thought you said you didn't have any alcohol. She said, yeah, the only alcohol we had was the one with her brother's ashes in the bottle. So this girl literally stole the vodka from this lady's house, but it was a tribute and had the ashes of her brother in it, and she drank it at the pool. Oh, fuck, dude.

They never told the lady and they put the bottle back. You're a bad person. Was there also liquid in the bottle, too? Yeah. And you're like, some people like have displays and stuff. I thought it was just straight ashes. I'm like, how do you tell that's not? That story was very like, my sister's an alcoholic.

Here's an alcoholic story. Tale of an alcoholic. Exactly. I don't understand why, um, Okay. So if it's alcohol, wouldn't you see the black ashes in there? I mean, yeah. But she said it was like cheap vodka. So you know, sometimes they wrap the whole bottle. Like you, there's no way to really. Maybe it was like a super dark color. Yeah. Okay. Because I was like you would be able to, it looked like sand in there. Like gold slager.

Yeah. Like what are we doing? Yeah. I'd fucking freak out. You've got those ones that are like wrapped and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Imagine you drink someone's ashes. You wouldn't feel the grittiness. You think you get drunker? I mean, but like, they could have just sprinkled some in. I'm not saying that the whole urn was in there. Not his whole body. Did you guys see that? Never mind.

I don't know if we can keep this in. If you guys seen the one where they're dumping out the ashes, it was like a fuck ton of ashes. Like how much of her was it? What the fuck? I don't think so. That would be me. You guys would just keep dumping.

You're like, damn. No, that's my biggest fear, already being dead. And I still have a lot of that. It just keeps going. What about the people who get burned and they have like metal parts? So like the metal parts and they have a bucket of them. Yeah. They have them next to the incinerator.

Like they just have a bucket of body parts. Yeah. Like if you had a hip replacement or a knee replacement. Yeah. You guys see the one where the lady ate her husband's ashes. She used to like literally like dipstick it like finger. Like my strange addiction. Yeah.

She said it just started one night and then eventually she ate half of him. That's love. That's love. That's crazy. My boo don't do that. Oh, my spouse eats me. I'm coming back. That's love.

I'm just saying. All right, guys, we are on our way to Jackson Hole. I got to go pack. Love you. Bye-bye.