Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Webcam Girls Tell Us Their Strangest Requests

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven dives into a chaotic mix of laughs, confessions, and outrageous stories. The conversation revolves around makeup mishaps, Halloween costu...me fails, and their brand-new live show We Saw It Online, streaming soon on Twitch and YouTube. Things take a wild turn as they unpack bizarre fetishes—from a man with a morbid curiosity to the infamous “rubber glove guy” and “bug squishing guy.” Bunnie Xo reminisces about her childhood obsession with Boy George, while Hailee reads a jaw-dropping listener story involving a customer who wanted someone to wrap their hair in underwear. The episode wraps up on a high note as Brayden steals the spotlight with his hilarious Michael Jackson dance.Watch Full Episodes & More:YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.ca slash Wondery. That's audible.ca slash Wondery. I just figured black nails. And then I had to go dramatic with the makeup because his makeup's dramatic. Yeah. No, you captured his wing. Thanks. Thanks. Someone said, I look like Smoor.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Yeah, I saw that. I tagged you. Tag me up. I said, I mean this is the most respectful way. Why does Smoor look like Haley? Haley goes to eyelashes. You guys do have the same eyes. He's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Smore's gorgeous. That's why I told her. I was like, I had to. go elegant with the eyes because smore has beautiful makeup smore i like your eyes like that by the way they like really good you need to do that more bro i haven't put yeah yeah i haven't put liner my water line in at least eight years no i love it all day i've been looking at you like okay you're gonna do it in the makeup look at our aesthetic that is my fantasy we know yeah i'll fuck hard in the makeup
Starting point is 00:01:30 doesn't it hire me look like a dad sometimes all time i get that a lot actually are we are we recording yeah okay all right did you get the fuck hard too am i hard hello friends welcome to another episode of ask tale I can't even do it right now. He's started so strong. I can't. I can't even get there right now. I caught a glimpse of myself in the iPad and I was like,
Starting point is 00:02:20 Kavan. Hi, guys. Happy Hall of Frickin' Wieners. Yeah, Halloweeners. Halloweeners, baby. my dog is staring at me right now. He's like, who are you? You sound like my mom. Not sure if it is my mom. You all right, bud? All right. There's spooky shit going on in the fucking studio tonight. We have had a week. We have had a week, guys. But he's feeling it too. He's
Starting point is 00:02:52 feeling it too. But I just want to start this as tall confess off with a big surprise. If you're subbed to my Twitch, which is who the fuck is Bunny, who T.F. is Bunny. Or if you are subbed to my kick, the Bunny X-O, you would have seen that we did our first live stream last night, baby. Yeah. We have came up with a new show for you guys that we are only going to stream on those sites and over off on my bunny exo YouTube called we saw it online and it's just for you guys we literally get to talk about everything and anything celebrities freaking hurricanes going on which Jamaica we love you guys we are praying for you yeah um yeah just I just that was so scary yeah scary yeah anything odd news I mean I'm
Starting point is 00:03:53 to talk about myself if I'm in the headlines like we'll talk about everything it's going to be so much fun imagine like if you were a fan back in the day and we just took propaganda and made it 10 times bigger and better popaganda on steroids if you guys are OG followers um mixed with a little bit of like Joan Rivers old show like the fashion police and stuff like that so it's going to be a lot of fun we're going to have fun with it hopefully that you guys will enjoy it too and be able to come over there and hang out with us and yeah so can't we don't miss the next one. It's going to drop every Thursday. Don't miss it. If you want to know the times, all you have to do is just sub to either one of those sites and you will always know. So yeah,
Starting point is 00:04:31 we're super excited about that. And if you can't tell, we are excited for freaking Halloween, baby. You guys look cute. Who are you guys dressed up as? I'm crunch. I am smore. And I'm in love. Yeah. Those are my babies. I walked in the house today. I knew something was up because I'm pulling in my house and I see Jaime at the driveway and I'm like, why is Jaime meeting me outside? And then I get closer and I see he has his camera and his hand and I'm like, okay. I'm like, what's going on? And he's like, uh, they have a surprise for you. And I'm like, did they dress up his jelly and bunny? And he's like, you'll see. And so I go in and then they're just sitting there crunch and smore. It was the cutest thing. Eating watermelon. And then we took
Starting point is 00:05:15 them outside to see crunch and smore. My cows have had fucking, listen, somebody. called them hoodlum highlands the other day and that's like they're straight up gang gang members yes they are my freaking cows are gang gang like they are not sweet docile creatures like i thought they were going to be they are freaking insane he's uh he's very rough and rowdy crunchy is is a gangster dude yeah yeah you shit on a pumpkin you put your horn in my ass you ask for it Even though I'm in a good place now, I still remember how stressful money stuff used to be. Overdraft fees, waiting on deposits, trying to save without feeling broke. Even when things are stable, you still want a system that works with you, not against you.
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Starting point is 00:07:33 slash bunny. Chime feels like progress. Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank. Bank. Bank. Bank, N.A. Banking. Members, FDICC. Spot me eligibility requirements and overdraft limits apply. Timing depends on submission of payment file. Fees apply at out of network ATMs. Bank ranking and number of ATMs. According to U.S. News and World Report 2023. Chime checking account required. You liked it, didn't you? You liked it. No, Crunchy is very. very rowdy. If he gets you out there, he wants to play. He starts buck in. And he just came for Jaime today. Yeah. Yeah, we got it all on video. So we'll definitely be releasing that too. And if you guys didn't see the video that I posted on TikTok of him shitting on a pumpkin,
Starting point is 00:08:07 just go to my TikTok. X. OmG. It's Bunny. Go check that out. But so we had a little thing that we wanted to do today because we're getting back into the regular Ask Tell Confesses. As you guys know, If you're new members here, what we do is every Friday we drop AskTel Confess. If you are a sub now of YouTube, we have YouTube subscribers now, baby. It's called the XO Club. You can join that at any time. You get ad-free podcasts on edited podcasts. There's so many perks.
Starting point is 00:08:38 But also one of the perks is being able to be part of AskTel Confess every week. You guys can write in, call in, or be anonymous. and we will start giving you guys an email that you can email so that other people don't have to see it's you telling us like these crazy confessions. But this week, we kind of wanted to do something a little different while we start stacking up the Astell confesses in the subs. And I came across this thread on the interwebs that had me in tears. It was so freaking funny. Me being an ex webcam girl, I could relate with all of this. Like it was crazy. The thread was crazy things. that customers have asked these webcam girls to do and these girls told all.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I wasn't prepared. Dude, I love them. I've had some weird requests. As a can't as a webcam girl one time, um, there was this guy. He used to come in my room all the time and he would give me a lot of like money like tip me because on webcam I used to work for my free cams. Um, you can go into the chat rooms. You can do privates. You can make a lot of fucking money like 500. whatever, 500,000 an hour. It just depends on what your rate is, whatever they want to give you. We used to do privates all the time. Everything was great, but I never saw his face. Never saw his face, never heard him speak. And like anytime I would do something, like if he would take me in a private, I couldn't see anything. And it was just me kind of entertaining him, but not getting a
Starting point is 00:10:09 response where normally I could either see them or see what they were doing or like hear them. this person was always not, he wouldn't make any noise or anything, right? Don't like that. So after he had been coming in for a few weeks, this man asked me to hang myself on the back of my door. And he said he would give me five grand to do it. I was like, how would I know if I survived to get the five grand? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I'd be faking it so quick. I blocked him after that. I was like, that's just too. And listen, I'm not here to yuck anybody's yom. I love hearing about fetishes. I love partaking in fetish, some of the fetishes. But I draw the line and hang in yourself. You know, like there's just, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Wow. Trigger warning. Well, isn't there a whole kink for a chloroform? Listen, there's a kink for everything. You could freaking stick a toe in a light socket, and that's a freaking fetish. There's like, there's people who bang. there's people who are people right now would be completely fetishized with you dude please is that the word fetish sized yeah because you're like is it isn't that the word hyme fetishized fetishized or something like
Starting point is 00:11:25 that anyways they would be in love with you guys because you guys are like plushies right now isn't this what furries do yeah basically furries just fucking open up that trap door in the back of that outfit bend over and take it jason said you wanted to check my udders later listen this is my fantasy she literally was like she literally was like you guys gonna fuck later in that yeah like i would if jay was here we'd be banging right now in this makeup oh yeah yeah plastered all over my face somebody said i look like chris motionless i was like let's not start that again no god i've already been in the headlines enough this week i'm over it yeah i'm over it like can i i just want to disappear and never be in the headlines again.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Yeah. Completely fine with it. God. Jaime. Yes, ma'am. Do you have any fetishes? No, actually I don't. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 00:12:22 You have a cat fetish. I do love my cats. But in a weird way. Yeah, actually, it's, yeah. Sometimes it can get a little. It's a little weird. Not, you're telling me. Have you ever made out with a cat?
Starting point is 00:12:35 No. I've French cats chatchi before. I get very close. I just grab my cat's face and just kill. him, you know. Yeah, I know. It's, it's an addiction almost. I'm a cataholic. It's the same thing all the time. Oh, I'll make out with Chachi right now. This is my freaking son. I birthed him. Chachi comes up with black pain on his face. I birth this dude. Like he, and he lets me kiss him. I love him. No. But you don't have any fetishes like in bed or with Brooke or anything.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Do you like her feet? Like most dudes like school girl outfits are like. No, I mean, I like brook's feet but it's not like i don't need them to get off that makes sense yeah i think a fetish is like you absolutely like it's like you need it to get off i just appreciate her pretty feet because she got pretty feet i don't think i have anything that's like it has to be that yeah no i don't have anything that has to be that but i have things that i like so i mean it's like would yeah what does that be give it a gook ask chat what yeah if a fetish if a fetish has to be a particular thing that gets you off. Like, what's the actual definition of a fetish?
Starting point is 00:13:39 Anything, I'm a-cycle. No, you're not. You love getting dig down. Yeah, I'm... Hey, Sonny. Hey, there. Always great to hear from you. What's on your mind today.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Can you tell me what the definition of a fetish is? Absolutely. So, a fetish is basically a really strong or unusual focus on a particular object, body part or even a type of scenario that someone finds really exciting or appealing is usually something that goes beyond what people might consider typical turn-ons and it can be a key part of someone's sexuality. Let me know if you want to dive deeper. Is a fetish something that has to be done every time you're in a scenario or is it just something you prefer? Yeah, great question. A fetish doesn't necessarily have to be something that you need every single time for some people.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Yeah, I didn't think so. So I guess we all have our own little fetish. I love sex outside. I love men and makeup. I love boy George. Huh? She loves that vintage porn. That can never happen with me. You love vintage porn.
Starting point is 00:14:44 That's a fetish. I love oiled up people in porn. That's a fetish. Yeah. What's considered vintage porn? I'll send you some. No, explain to the listeners at home what vintage porn is this woman. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Can we tell them your whack-off habit? No. No. Because my grandma. Watches this. Nanny, turn it off. Grandma, turn it on.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Okay, what is vintage porn? It's just porn like before like the 90s is my favorite. Like 70s, 80s. I like what it's like.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Some? Do you like Bush? I don't really care. See, I guess I like the aesthetic. Is your bush straight or curly? Is mine? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I don't have a bush. Yeah, but when you have you ever had? I don't think I've ever seen of you. Have you guys not seen that on. line right now that girls are finding out that some have straight and some have curly mine's curly i can't grow mine out that long i just can't do it it's no yeah i think mine's like straightish do you have bush memes if i had some it would be like on the straighter side are you a fucking bushwhacker no it won't grow in
Starting point is 00:15:53 thick like you know how some people you can't even see skin yeah mine's not like that either oh yeah no you can see my skin all the right even if it gets there it gets there if you let it grow i don't let mine grow that long. I feel like I let mine grow pretty far, especially after babies. And I still, like, it doesn't fill in. Yeah. It just, she said, hmm. Like, why are we even trying? Like, there's sometimes that I'll go without, like, shaving my legs forever, but I will always have my vagina shaved. There's no way I cannot. I also don't have a lot of hair, though, either. No, you are a hairless cat. I get that from Bill. You are a literal seal. Like, Jaime is the softest person I've ever touched. I touched his arm the other day and it felt like a literal seal.
Starting point is 00:16:36 He said fax. It was crazy. What do you use? What products do you use? Nothing. If anything, I'll use them like the non-scented lubberderm. But I use it like maybe like once a week maybe. You're Asian though, right? No, no, I'm Mexican. You're Mexican. I was going to say Asians have the best skin though, don't they? I didn't know if you had a little bit of Asian in you too. No, I got I still got to do the what do you do like pee in a cup or you poop in a cup or they tell you who you are or something. It's a swab in your mouth, my guy. Yeah, who's shit in a cup for ancestry.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Who are you giving your poop to? I'm not pooping in anything. I'm just saying. Oh, you poop everywhere. I mean, you poop everywhere. You're like my husband. Yeah, that's actually, you poop at parties.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I like the poop at parties. She's a party poop. The poop. Party poop. All right, who's going to kick this off? This is your subject. You started out. You have some saved.
Starting point is 00:17:31 You start it. You kick it off. Because I'm not prepared. There was so many good ones. There was some great ones. It's like, how do you even pick and prepare for that? All right. This one girl said that she has a rubber glove guy.
Starting point is 00:17:43 And every time they do it, he always wanted her to talk about his rubber gloves, stroking his dick. I had to say rubber gloves over and over and over. I made it. I just started picking. She rings. They were saying, rubber gloves, rubber gloves. But she probably had to say it's sexy like rubber gloves, rubber gloves, you know.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Yeah, like, you know, there's some people who are into it. And then she also said she has a bug squishing guy. She said, used to have a regular and all he wanted me to do was act out squishing bugs like roaches, et cetera, under my shoe. No real bugs, just pretend. Oh, that's weird. At least he was nice about it. He didn't kill any bugs. I mean, I guess you're right.
Starting point is 00:18:34 She wasn't out there picking bugs out of the garden and shit. That is crazy. All right, so this girl said, the strangest one I had was a man wearing a diaper who jizzed in a cup and showed it to me. Damn it. It took my head. Also, when I was a dancer,
Starting point is 00:18:53 we had a beach ball guy that would get off if we held something sharp to a beach ball and I popped it for him. we also had one guy come in to give us back rubs too no dances just back rubs and he was great at it wait he gave them back rubs yeah that's a little too much oh i wouldn't be able to take that but the i don't it's just i wonder what happens to somebody to where they become erotically um stimulated by the threatening of a beach ball he that stems back to childhood maybe i mean i mean
Starting point is 00:19:28 mean maybe i don't want to say anything wrong here because i don't want to you know assume but i would think maybe in a way it could be taking back control of something that was taken from them a beach ball got taken from him he's snoring maybe yeah maybe it was some traumatic event that made them what i don't know why taking a beach ball away from us we are not laughing at people who have a beach ball fetish, okay? I want to know how that happened in which you were said, you don't want, no, that beach ball is mine.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Wait, if you have a beachball fetish, you should comment. Yes. What started it? Yeah, because we would love to know. I will literally call you on next week's ass to talk about. Yeah, sub and message Mimi, the freaking phone number. I'm calling you and we're going to talk this out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:22 I want to know where it started. Yeah. Go ahead, Mimi. You're next. This one I thought was funny, only because I was sneezing crazy earlier. or someone used to call and pay to hear me sneeze. Yeah, we used to snort pepper to do that. What?
Starting point is 00:20:33 That's like one of the top, like, fetish requests whenever you're doing webcam as dudes want you to sneeze on cue for some reason. It's like their thing. Yeah. And you snort pepper. That's what she says. He had a list of things to help assist me in doing so. But after I tried sniffing some pepper, it hurt.
Starting point is 00:20:49 I would just fake it. Yeah. What makes someone get off on this? Can you do a fake sneeze? I mean, if I got paid for it, I'm sure. it right now. A chew. Try.
Starting point is 00:21:01 A chew. What the? So fake. Try it. I can't. I can't. I was so close. Fag it.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I don't know. It's kind of hard. I've never faked one. I just snorted pepper. White pepper works the best, by the way. I can't. Okay. Can you fake it?
Starting point is 00:21:20 Go ahead, Mimi. You guys did it. It's so cute. No, Mimi, you do it now. You can't put us on there. I can't fake my cute sneeze. Like, atchoo, I don't know. She does have an adorable sneeze.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I don't know. I'd have to really put you. Mine's a yell. You'd have to really put your back into it if you were like faking a sneeze. Oh, it's for sure. Oh, wait. You want me to fake sneeze on the mic? Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Like the way I do it? Yeah. Okay. That's usually how it goes. That's exactly how you speak. That is exactly how you speak. I'm sorry, Josh. God.
Starting point is 00:21:56 That's exactly how you fucking. What the hell? I sneezed one time and Jellie said, I don't mean this in a rude way. I just didn't expect that to come out of you. I know. My husband has no filter, dude. That was the funniest thing I've ever heard about my sneeze ever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:12 All right. This one, this girl said, Melon Man. Damn it. Sweetest guy who just like to drill a hole and fuck a big watermelon, doggy style, while looking straight into the camera and telling me how pretty I was. I've seen a dude fuck a watermelon. I kind of get that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:32 I get it. It's really wet. It's solid. It's too cold. Yeah. It's like flesh inside there. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:22:41 But what if the watermelon like gets in the whole? Condom? Yeah. I don't know. They're fucking watermelons. I don't think they're using condoms. There's a club called the Palomino Club in Las Vegas. Shout out Palomina Club.
Starting point is 00:22:56 I don't know if they still do this. but on weeknights they had they had guys down or yeah I think it was guys either downstairs or upstairs downstairs I believe and the girls were upstairs and I think it was it was tosh that was with me and we went there and this guy was on stage with a big old watermelon and it had a hole and he was getting it dude I'm talking like we just couldn't even believe that that was a thing our young impressionable minds and then we went upstairs and girls were shooting golf balls out of their hoo-haws. That one I can believe, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Yeah, and ping pong balls. And they were just bounce. Pooh, pooh, that's what they sounded like. It was crazy. The power to shoot one of those out of your hoot-nanny. The weird stuff you've seen in Vegas,
Starting point is 00:23:43 didn't you say one guy used to, like, twist his into, like, designs and stuff? What? That wasn't me. Someone told me about that. They said that they went to a show one time, and the guy would, like, twist it into, like, shapes. They do have something like that in Vegas.
Starting point is 00:23:57 I think there's a show that does that, but I've never seen it. Oh, was it a, we were going to go see it. It was a TikTok that I showed you, I think. Was it? Yeah. I wanted to go see it. It showed it on the TikTok? No, it didn't show up, but it told you like what it was.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Could you imagine if it was like a balloon dog or something? That's what I'm thinking in my head. How do you discover you have that talent, though? You just start twisting it up like a freaking bow. No, no, I remember this one guy in high school, put it around the steering wheel. Say that again? What? Whoa, what?
Starting point is 00:24:26 We'd like to hear that again. Yeah, he was able to put it around the steering wheel. A man you weren't dating? I don't know. I was seeing. Was he flaccid when this happened? Okay. Flaccid, don't care.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Sorry, Jason. You are a size queen. You're an undercover size queen. I know it because we heard Jason's got a big old shlong. Mm-hmm. Go ahead. Go ahead. Hey.
Starting point is 00:24:51 All right, this one guy would ask me to wrap my hair upwards and as many pairs of underwear as possible. The goal was a free-standing party hair, panty hair tower. By the end, I'd look like Marge Simpson. I wonder if like his mom did that or something. Like, you know, that's like an old, old school type thing to wrap your hair up in panties. Yeah, I didn't like Pam do that. She would like take a G-string and like, yeah, I've literally seen you do that one time. I had to because I didn't have a hair tie, but I don't make it a, uh, one time. Yeah, one time, one time only. It was a one-time only show. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I would. wonder where that fetish stems from or maybe like a girl in school did it and it just turned
Starting point is 00:25:32 them on when it happened yeah i think i don't think it's so much of like how many it's done it's like you know just to get that repetitive so i bet you a girl probably in high school did it like one time and he stuck on to that yeah he's like keep going now that's like a sort of trauma bond yeah i don't think all fetishes have to resort back to any sort of trauma because i was five six years old. And I'm telling you, boy George was like, I was obsessed with him. I wanted to marry him and it was a dude in makeup. And to this day, I love feminine men. I love gay guys. I love Jeffrey Starr. So again, stem from your childhood. Huh? That stem from your childhood. But there's no trauma attached to it. Not always trauma. Yeah, it was like. But it did stem from your childhood.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Yeah, for sure. But there's no trauma attached to it. But was that time in your life traumatic? and that's what brought you happiness i mean my whole fucking life was traumatic read the book drops to 10 26 yes my whole life was freaking traumatic but i don't think it was a particular time that was like yeah but you know when you're in that fight or flight for so much and you grasp on to that one thing that makes you so happy and i bet you at one point you were watching a music video in that moment just made you so happy that your mind constantly attached itself to that made me happy because i was going to marry boy george you were i was even i even kind of had a crush on my Michael Jackson. I just, it's feminine.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Oh, my brother out of Michael Jackson phase. Oh, Brady. Excuse me? Yeah. What do you mean by this, though? He was like, he was probably like six, five or six. And he would be in full Spider-Man costume and dance to full on Michael Jackson videos on the coffee table. And he get yelled at because he was on top of the coffee table. Can he do Michael Jackson moves? Do we need to give Braden a little face timey time?
Starting point is 00:27:24 Please. wait he's going to hate me turn the tv on turn the tv on he has to do a michael jacson dance for us he might be having a phone phone time with a special friend maybe at bible study does he go to bible study oh i love it brayden and by the way ladies Braden is single. Single, he's 24. Very cute. It has a best personality.
Starting point is 00:27:56 He's literally Haley, but a boy. Yep. A thousand percent. Yeah. All right, you got lucky, Braden. Dang. You got lucky. This was your time to shine.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Yeah, if you guys want to see Braden dance like Michael Jackson on the next episode. We'll have him send a video later and we're going to insert it into this episode. Yeah, absolutely for sure. All right. Do you want to go next? All right. There's a couple of them. Some of the most out of their fetishes were,
Starting point is 00:28:20 the stethoscope guy who wouldn't believe me that most people own a legit stethoscope for such occasion masturbate with cheese guy he wanted me to insert the cheese somewhere other than my mouth the hairy arm hairy puss and must fix a car in her garage fetish literally could have asked for more stuff to role play okay that all blended together so she'd made like a list so there's a hairy cheese guy there's a mass I only heard cheese and car. I heard cheese and hairy. And I'm just wondering how that worked.
Starting point is 00:28:56 The masturbate with cheese guy. He wanted me to insert cheese somewhere other than my mouth. Okay. And then what was the next thing? This guy was a hairy guy. He wanted hair everywhere. Yeah, there's a lot of those. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Really? Oh, yeah. There's a lot of guys who love hair. Turn the TV on. Yeah, I've heard people say that. Is Braden calling right now? Okay. All right, Braden.
Starting point is 00:29:19 And you're on. right now you're on air on the podcast right now by the way we need you to get out of your car and dance like michael jackson i need you to set the phone up and do your michael jackson moves please and we just told all the girls that you're single too and they're all gonna see you yeah i also said that you wore a spider-man costume when you did it i'm sorry but this is when you were young this was just a few years ago. Oh, everybody, your face, Braden. Everybody's going to see you.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Aw. Okay, set the phone up. You look like dad. Yeah, set the phone up. Hey, shake and bake is hot. Shake and bake and get it. I don't know about that. All right, guys, yeah, let's talk like that.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I didn't say. That was Mimi. Here we go. Come on. Oh, he's put them in sport mode. Come on. He's nervous. He's stalling.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Go. Ah! Do the hand thing. I can't. The hand thing. Where you put the hand down in the... Oh, my God. Braden, this is great.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I'm crying. Freedom, thank you so much. Ah, yeah. Good job, Brayden. God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm crying.
Starting point is 00:31:04 That time. All right, Brayden. Bye, baby. All right, love you. Bye. Okay. Okay. Goodbye.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Oh, my God. That is so funny. All it took was him here in that beat. Oh, he's got him into. I know what I'm doing. I'm telling you, Braden when he was younger, so funny.
Starting point is 00:31:23 But he would be so serious about it. He would, he was a costume boy. Like my grandma. Let's, I think we're revealing a little too much. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:31 So thanks Braden for that. That was great. We're trying to get him laid here, Haley. Whoops. It's like he was a theater kid. He was. Not that does anything wrong with theater kids.
Starting point is 00:31:44 You both were. Yeah, yeah. No, I get it. You're still a little bit of a theater kid. Bailey's a theater kid. I'm not like. super theater kid I played in the wizard of Oz I played in all the Jesus plays I was in Greece listen I had to move everything away here we go was fucking that was hilarious that was talk to you guys
Starting point is 00:32:03 and on that note I mean we cannot beat that we're out of here see you guys see you guys next week love you bye

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