Dumb Blonde - Ask Tell Confess Well Probably Get Cancelled For These Confessions

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

The crew is officially back from the holidays and ready to raise hell. They kick things off sharing their excitement for what’s coming next—and showing love to Bob for the sweetest handmade bracelet surprise. From there, it spirals fast: a woman trading sexual favors for booze, a hitchhiking trip fueled by LSD, and a man with an alarming obsession with horses. The hosts also get into clapping back at internet trolls, why their YouTube channel being free and uncensored is a game-changer, and what’s coming up next—including an upcoming live show and a storm rolling into town. Same chaos, new year.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Get your free diffuser at pura.com. Ask tell confeder. to ask how confess. Hello, friends. Welcome to another. Ask. Hello. That was nice.

Do we like it? Yeah, that's nice. I mean, how would you sing it? How would you sing confess? Do the intro. Do the answer. All right. Welcome back to another episode.

No, that's the freaking dumb blonde podcast. I'm asleep already. I know, but I got. I got to lean into it. I can't just... Welcome back to another ask. Hotel confess. Yeah.

Wow. That was got... We might have a Jaime do it every week. Should we have Jaime do it every week? I feel like I was about to watch a WWE match. Yeah, a little radio voice. I got energized. I literally got energized from that.

That was great. Yeah, I'm ready to record. That was fucking great. Here we go. All right, guys. The holidays are. fucking over, thank God. And we are back at it.

Back in action. That's me. Back in action. Who's ready to kick this shit off? I'm excited. Guys, we, um, speaking of holidays, we got a present from Bob. Bob!

First, we have to listen to his voicemails, though, because he did call us and let us know that he sent us a present. We fucking love you, Bob. Hey, and by the way, guys, if you buy a ticket to come see the show, we are going to try to see if we can get Bob to be a part of the show in L.A. Yep. He wants to come to the L.A. show. Bob at a show.

Bob out. Coming out on stage. Bob out. Okay. Hold on. Here we go. This is Bob. Bob is out.

Bob is, I'm going to give you, send you guys your person. Bob out. Bob out, baby. We haven't recorded in a while because we stacked a little bit to get through the holidays. So I think he thought maybe we didn't get our presents.

So he called back again. This is Bob. When you're going to find out about your package? Bob out. Bob, we got your package. Bob, we got your package. Open it. First of all, Bob, you're the sweetest man ever.

Thank you so much for our presence. I'm so excited. What did we get? made us something guys. He made these for us. You're sweet boy. I don't know who's or whose, but I'm going to let you open them

and we'll figure them out. Oh, Bob. I love freaking Reno. Yep. Okay. Ready? Putting on the glasses so I can see. There.

What is it? What is it? What is it? It's the nicest thing I've ever gotten. He made us to bracelets. Oh. Oh my goodness. This one,

he made one for jelly roll. This one's Jaime's. Stop. Give it to me. Hi, May, come get your present. Come get your present, Hyma. That one's for jelly roll. I can't.

I bet you the one with the bow. It is the one with the bows for bunny. Oh, my. Here, honey, give it to bunny. Stop it. Chino, look, we got a present. Look at him. We got a present.

That's yours. Yeah. He knew all of our personality. How do I open the damn bow? He got tins to match. He's a great freaking. He can wrap a damn bow, that's for sure. Oh, my.

Oh, it just opens. No, no, no, just open. Okay. I'm like, oh, my goodness. Are you kidding me right now? It has a clasp. He did bunnies. And he put our,

Chaggy loves it. I'm wearing this. Do I want to wear it? Chaggy's going to put it on. For the L.A. show. Oh, my goodness. Every show of tour. This is so sweet.

out. Oh my goodness. Got that ice on me. This is so sweet. You love it? Stop, this is so pretty. We love Bob's present so much, you guys. Thank you so much, Bob.

You're the sweetest man in the world. I didn't know that I was missing. I didn't know what I was missing in life until I got a Bob out present. I'm set. Oh. I'm done. I am stick a point. me, I'm done.

I love. Thought I wanted a Rolex? Yeah. Nope. No. I wanted a Bob bracelet. Give me the Bob out bracelet. So yeah, if you guys want to meet Bob, we're going to, Bob, we haven't told you

this yet, but we would really like for you to be a part of the show. Correct. We know you're coming to the L.A. show, so we definitely would like to make you part of the show. This is your formal invitation to be part of the live show, Bob. Part of the live show, Bobarino. And we have to end the show with Bob out. Bob freaking out.

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1.00% APY applies. No mean balance required. Chime card on-time payment history may have a positive impact on your credit score. Results may vary. See chime.com for details and applicable terms. Stop looking me. All right, here we go. My home girl was dating this guy in a wheelchair, but I stopped being friends with her because she was letting him beat her. Like, why the fuck would you stand or sit somewhere

and let him beat you up? You can run, you could push him out of his chair, anything, but you sit there and get beat. I'm still mad thinking about it. I don't know if laughing is appropriate, yet, but it's the first instinct I had because, one, I got nervous. And two, it's almost unbelievable. For context behind the fact that you just stood there and let him beat you.

So, okay, all right, listen, there was this pimp in Vegas and his name was, his name was Big Mike and he was in a wheelchair. And he had hose that he used to beat. And I could never figure it out, dude. Like, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it was that kind of relationship, maybe. Was it an electric wheelchair?

Yes. Yeah. Dude got a round. Sooped up. I'm just saying those go fast. I mean, I've seen some that are pretty fast. I can't run that fast. Yeah.

He ran a tight ship too. Damn. Yeah. I respect it, though. I kind of feel like if I was in a wheelchair, I might be, be pulled too. What? Yeah. That's the hell?

Start bar fights because he was going to hit back. Listen, if I had a prosthetic, I'd be. people with it for sure. I would take my leg off. If somebody tried to fucking like, if somebody tried to rob me and I had a prosthetic, I would take it off and beat them with it.

That makes sense. I don't know if you meant just randomly. We might get canceled for this conversation. Yeah. No, I just want to be part of it. All right. Well, I hope your friend is in a safe space now. Guys, listen, we got in trouble because we didn't react how we should have

one week on the fucking podcast. And you have to understand, we're reading these for the first time. and sometimes we don't know what to say because we don't want to, one, if it's like a really sad story, it's like, what can you say to make that person feel better? There's nothing you can say. But then, too, in a situation like this, it's like, what can we say? We don't, we need a little more context, but it's, it's just, the lady had a point. Like, why would you let that happen? But then I think about Big Mike in Vegas. So I get it. I get it. I mean, what? Unless, like, the first one was like a blow to where she was on the ground and couldn't move.

I'm not sure. Maybe I need more context. Because the person who wrote it was the one who wasn't in the relationship, the friend, right? Yeah, it was her friend. But it's like, why stop? You need to be there for your friend. Like, fucking be there for your friend.

Roll them out of the picture. You stick a broomstick right in the wheels. Be there for your friend though. Like, don't let her get beat up by some fucking dude. I don't know. All right, go ahead. I'm going. Please do.

Please do. All right. I have this guy, kind of a sugar daddy, kind of not. We've never met, never talked on the phone, never FaceTime, just Facebook message. An old friend went to school with him, so he's allegedly a real human and not a ghost with a debit card. He pays me to ask weird questions, send animated pictures, or just say the most off the wall sexual nonsense imaginable. basically creative writing but sponsored. Here's the thing though.

This man is obsessed with the idea of me and a horse, like emotionally vested. Don't vest it that he sends animated pictures of me living out of life that would get a podcast episode named after it. At one point he even drifted into what about your dog's territory. And I was like, yeah, absolutely not. Now sometimes it gets so weird that I don't even respond. I just silently pass my husband the phone.

I don't yuck someone's young, but I do clock out. Anyway, money was made. Reality was questioned. And somewhere out there is a man who truly believes I live on a very imaginative arm. Yeah. I mean, some people are into that, I guess. Beastiality? That's what I'm saying.

A lot of people are. It's weird. Yeah. What's up with people in horses? We've had a submission before about the dude losing his virginity to one. So let me tell you about that dude. Um, when there's a lot of dudes like that in the webcam, fucking interweb type of area. And what those guys do is they take whatever videos or pictures you're sending them and they put them on multiple websites.

So you have to be very, very, very careful what you put out into the world. We call them pit collectors. So that guy was literally paying her for these pictures and then probably turning around and resigning around. and selling them or putting them on a dark web website or something like that. Yeah. Didn't know that was a thing. What about your dogs is wild? Yeah, that's, well, it's crazy.

Because they get paid more for stuff like that. You get paid more for like just off the wall discussing shit, especially on the dark web. Yeah. All right. You're welcome, ladies. Ladies, I just gave you some game. That's crazy. All money ain't good money, baby.

Trust me. That part. Mm-mm. All right. This one is a little on the longer side, but it is called 3 a.m. call booze, blowjobs, and bagels. Sounds pretty good.

I was very intrigued. I managed a popular coffee shop, and it was 24 hours. Recently took over this location and received a phone call at 3 a.m. from my midnight baker lady claiming that she was great. Hulled my ass up to that store, and I see three cops, two teenage boys standing outside.

I walk inside. This employee girl goes running up to me, hugs me, and I am just so confused. The officer instantly snaps asking if I know the situation. I said, no, I just got here. He takes me to the office. And there is my owner's daughter in the office as well, shaking, watching the cameras from what's happening. Apparently, this lady told these boys, if they go get her booze, she would suck them off. So the boys went and fetch the booze.

Boys as an age appropriate? No. Oh. Yeah. Wait. And teenage boys standing outside. So, I mean, they could have been 18, though. We don't know.

Okay. Apparently, this lady told these boys that they went and got booze, she would suck them off. So the boys went and fetch the booze and she brought them inside. They started laughing and taking shots hanging out behind the drive-thru. And then she takes one of the boys into the office and gets him comfortable. gets on her knees completely willing, may I add, as the other friend is now helping himself and making himself a hearty sandwich

at the soup and sandwich station. When she completes the job, he got up and went to check out on his friend and his sandwich. She purposely pushed the panic button, and that's when she got called. Obviously, the boys were confused when the cops show up. When I get done watching the footage with two officers, her and my boss still has the headset on trying to take,

orders drunk. I reached over the officer, snatched the headset off of her in disbelief. In conclusion, they were all banned. And after the police left, the boss and I smoked a cigarette in shock for a minute and went outside and went back inside throughout everything that had been touched and baked and began bleaching everything. That's another one where it's like, fuck. Like, how am I supposed to react to this or comment to this? That's so heavy. How do you claim? one thing not knowing that there's cameras everywhere. Sounds like she might have not been fucking normal upstairs.

She might have been a few tacos short of a taco stand. Okay. Few grape short of a fruit salad. Okay. Yeah. What else you got? Nothing. I got nothing.

A few laundry sheets. You cow short of a hamburger. Short of a dryer. What? First thing that came to mine. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know.

That whole situation just did not rub me the right way. Because we didn't really know if the kids were of age and like how old the lady was. Yeah, how old the lady? Because I'm thinking like 90. Yeah. What? We're in a coffee shop. I need more context.

Well, obviously the kids went and bought alcohol, though. Yeah, so maybe they weren't teenagers. They didn't buy it. They fetched it. What does that fucking mean? How do you fetch alcohol? If they would have bought it, she would have said they bought the alcohol and came back. But they probably got it from like their parents' house or it seems to me like they were,

Younger, not like 21. Maybe there were like 20, 18. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah. And she was working there. Well, you shouldn't have been doing it, you weird bitch. Okay. And then if I can, you know, like, come on.

It's just fucking disgusting. I would have been the friend though that's making the sandwich. Yeah, same. That's me. I'm like, I'm getting a free sandwich. Yeah. Toast the bread. Yeah.

I'm a toasted rice. I'm toasting the bread. All right. Here I got one for you. I ran away at 13 with a, friend of mine hitchhiked from Springville, Utah, from Springville, Utah to Salt Lake, got picked up by three men in their mid-20s. That's fucking scary. They were from Chicago, headed to San Fran, jumped in the car with them and took a little trip ski to Frisco. What? They took us to hot

Ashbury at night to pick up LSD. I had no clue what acid was. My friend and I took a few little squares. Needless to say, we were tripping balls. By the end of the night, my friend got hit by a car, she survived, and some rando dude took me home to his basement, invited a few of his buddies to come look at me like I was on display at a museum, allowed me to sleep my trip off, made me breakfast, and bought me a bus ticket home. I could have ended up on a milk curtain. My guardian angels have definitely worked over time on me. And this random dude probably saved my life. I have no clue who he was, where he came from, or why he was there. Not one of them was inappropriate with me. And the guys from Chicago have no idea. I have no idea about them either. Is this from the 60s?

I don't know. That's crazy. That sounds like some crazy shit that would happen in the 60s where you're just hitchhiking places. But also, those are one of those stories from your childhood because I have crazy stories like that too, where it literally teaches you, teaches you so many lessons in one fucking situation that it's like, you've learned, you literally, I bet you she's never done that again. I bet you she's fucking learned so many fucking like life lessons during that, you know, entire fiasco. Hitchhiking, to think back how many people hitchhiked. I mean, people don't do it as much nowadays, but like that's, you just putting your thumb out in hitchhiking is wild. Jason's grandma, that's how she met her husband.

They were hitchhiking. I know. Grandma Vera met Jimmy C. You know, my birthday that I'd talk about. We named him after Grandpa. But she was hitchhiking and it just so happened like they stopped because the friend knew the friend that was driving. So it's like the girl she was with knew the guy who was driving. He saw them.

They stopped. And then that's how Grandma Vera met him. But yeah, can you imagine just getting out there, putting your thumb out and getting picked up. by literally whoever. No. Terrifying. I have too much anxiety for that. But Tasha and I did get picked up one time

whenever we were walking down by the trailer park and we were underage and some fucking grown-ass man picked us up and took us to his fucking house. Like the amount of shit that we fucking did, man. Huh?

You just, what happened? We had a Porsche. That's all that's all it took for us. We were like, oh, Porsche, cool. We'll get in. Yeah. Bro, that's insane. But that's what I'm saying is like,

we, I never did that again. True. I'd fucking learned a lesson. Yeah. And then what she said, they were going to pick up LSD. Yeah. Just doing random drugs that, man, the 60s also, like, not saying, we don't know if it was the 60s, but just like back in the day, how many people you could just go randomly do drugs with is wild. Crazy. Absolutely wild. Crazy. Yeah. We love that story, though. I love it though. It's like a, it's like a, I'm glad nothing happened to her, but at the end of the day like it's actually really cool because none of those dudes were inappropriate with her and a lot of people do not have that ending no and like kids at home if any fucking kids are listening to this do not fucking hitchhike it's not cool it's not like it wasn't the 60s or 70s and don't do

fucking drugs either yeah yeah yeah I forgot about that yeah I wonder if just insert like she's fine yeah she's fine by the car yeah so wild the drugs that people used to do back in the day even my dad would tell me like the drugs he would do one time. I don't remember if his mushrooms or acid. He had done it at a buddy's house, but then he was like, oh, I need a pack of cigarette. So he like got in his car just to like drive, right? Well, he gets to an intersection. And if you know in Santa Cruz, there's like this main highway, but then they have like these little turnoffs. And this was of course like way back in the day. So the highway wasn't as big. He got to it and then stopped at the stop sign to pull out onto the highway. And the drugs kicked in at that exact moment. And he sat there.

until the next morning his car foot on break his car had ran all night long that it ran out of gas and turned off and his buddy found him the next morning was like dude I thought you just went home he had sat there tripping for so long watching the cars go by and his buddy found him the next morning yeah none of that I don't want that at all none of that is fun no

that one ounce of that gave me could you imagine them just foot on break Why? No, his fucking leg was strong as hell. Yeah. Damn. I was like, what the hell? I would have let go so fast.

Yeah. I do that now. Yeah. You got, okay. No. No, let's talk about it. The mirror. So Haley likes to drive with the mirror facing her so she can see yourself the whole time.

And she got a car accident one time because of it. No. Not my rear rear mirror. I was looking at the mirror, the back of my eye. I know. I learned my lesson from that time because I almost got an accident like 10 years ago

because I was looking at myself and some dude just slams on his brakes. So from then on, I haven't had it on me, but I was looking at my lashes in my phone case. Okay. And you rear-ended him? A light tap so much.

He was like, you're good, have a good day. I was like, all right, Haley. Hey,ley is that type? B friend who's just lucky. Lucky. Yeah. Oh, we actually got this question a couple times and I'm just going to, I'm not going to read like a

specific one, but everyone wants to know about your legs the other day. You have gotten this question a couple times and Astell Confess now over the past week. Everyone wants to know why your legs were so perfect the other night during New Year's. Can we talk about that? My legs? Your legs. You're wearing tights. Oh, yeah.

So many people were like, are you getting your tattoo lasered off? Yes. I was supposed to wear a fish net, but it was too much with the outfit. But I also had my ass hanging out. And I didn't want to be like super trashy because I'm already trashy enough. So I was like, let me contain the trash a tad bit with some pantalone. Some pantalones. So I was wearing pantyhose.

They're like, they're like, they're likeer tights. Yes. I guess all the girls wear I'm on stage and stuff like that. Yeah. I didn't think they looked perfect. think they looked fake like i had everyone was like her skin is so perfect and flawless and she doesn't have a single dimple or anything and our legs everyone's legs have shadows and stuff your legs were like Barbie dolls it was panty hose guys it was panning hose i wanted to address that because people are like

and then you send the screenshot last night in the group chat yeah the thumbnail on your video on Facebook. I didn't pick that. I just upload sometimes and Facebook randomly pick that and my ass looks huge. It does not. It looks nice. That's why I zoom. She's gotten fat. I was like, you have no teeth. Okay. Like, stop. It's, I just, I can't stand it. Your clapbacks are, the comment section. If you want entertainment, just go to the comment section of Bunny's videos and read her clapbacks because it will keep you so entertained for so freaking long. But literally, saw one today. You said, Linda, you're holding a bottle.

Someone called you trashy. Yeah. You're like, Linda, you're holding a bottle of alcohol in your profile picture and said wine tasting is your second job. Sounds trashy to me. Yeah. And I literally say it in the most monotone voice. Like, people think I'm upset and I'm really just like, Linda.

Like, are we really doing this right now? You know, like I just feel like it's kind of fun for me. It's a sport. I love saying their name. Yeah. Oh, me too. Love it. Called by their government.

Listen, if you leave me a fucked up comment. I'm going to go analyze your entire life and then I'm going to make you feel bad about it. I'm on your husband's sister's profile. Oh, I found your grandma. Yeah. Grandma mom can get it. Okay?

Me Ma'am can get it. Yeah, I got called a fat fuck the other day. Whoa. And the man was 400 pounds. And I'm not exaggerating. That's what I'm talking about. What is wrong with these people? And you called me a fat fuck.

It's just I call it. People are like, you shouldn't do that. And I'm like, it's giving them a taste of their own fucking medicine. because they do that because they've commented on fucking 10 other fucking people shit and nobody said anything back to them. But you come to my page. I'm going to make you rethink your fucking life. I'm screenshoting your profile picture and letting the hair. Oh, that's my favorite thing.

Have you seen the girl that will, she will do her makeup to look like the person that comments? I love her so much. I just saw her today for the first time. Oh, it's great. You haven't seen her before. Never. And the person always comments and is like, I don't look like that. And the internet's like, that's exactly what you would.

look like. Yeah. That person's dysmorphia is the wrong direction. Well, they never look good. Exactly. I've never seen a hater that look better than me. No. Ever.

Not one fucking time, dude. No. And I'm not a cocky person. You know what I'm saying? But there's people who are like dissecting your body and dissecting your face and like talking shit. And then you go to their profile and you're like, oh, okay, I see. Life's been rough.

I can already tell me. Life's been bad to you. We can see that. Remember one time you called someone a ramen noodle and you got banned? Band. banned. Yeah. And I called somebody a bass and hound.

She did. This dude's hair looked just like ramen noodle. I said, all right, you fucking ramen noodle head. And they fucking banned me for 30 days. She wasn't allowed to comment for 30 days. For 30 fucking days. But this guy called me like a fucking fat bitch or like something crazy. Yeah.

But I don't know. It's crazy. It's funny because sometimes you get more trouble clapping back. Even Matt Matthews, they were joking in the comments. And Matt got his comment removed because he called you a crusty, dusty, musty, mildewed ho or something. Because I commented on his, like, serious video of him seeing. And I was like, oh, this is good, Krusty or something like that.

And he screecheted back. He tried to call me something. He said, you removed it. Oh, that is so funny. That was something. He's hilarious. He just texts me right now. Should we read Matt's text message on there?

Yeah. We should FaceTime Matt. Yeah. Making part of the show. My little crusty. No crusty. Well done. Yeah, call in a lifeline.

Well done. We'll FaceTime. Answer the phone. The little shitball. What are you doing? Say hi to everybody at home. Hey, Krusty. Hi, Angels.

We're just talking about you on the podcast. Oh. Because we're filming right now. She's talking about how you called her Krusty, dusty mildew or something and got your comment taken away. Yeah. Fucking bitches. We were just. raggedy ass hudder.

We were just talking about how much we love you. Oh, I love y'all. I'm coming to help you do your farm chores too. Yep, next week. Oh, man, you're going to really put me to work. Oh, great. I'm scared. Don't do to me what you did to kale, though.

I'm not getting on that damn horse. We won't be doing that. No, absolutely not. Well, we love you. I'll text you whenever I'm done filming. I love you. Love you, bye-bye. So excited.

We were supposed to go this week, but I was going to storm. Did you imagine us out there doing farm chores in the rain? I do it. I do that in my lifetime. It sucks. Because I will tell you, wet poop is a different kind of poop. I don't want to talk about it. I have a fucking mud pit right now.

Yes, chicken poop when it's wet. Wait till the next two days. It's about to get worse. Yeah, we're about to have a huge storm come through. Really? Oh, Friday. is going to be like a bit

really like tornado type shit is it yeah she said type shit yeah I don't know I'll have to

what a tornado type shit what happens I just love when you say like type shit or like six seven it's so like nice I love it I love it I don't know

it's supposed to be big storm maybe tornadoes I don't know a lonator I mean it is weather for it yeah because it's hot as fuck right now and then it's pulling in a 40 degrees front.

70 degrees in fucking January. If it's 70 and pulling in 40 then there's probably going to be tornadoes. Yeah. That's literally how we get out. If stresses me out, when you have livestock dude, that is so stressful. I want to go hang out with my

babies. I know. Like they're going to go up in the fucking Nader I'm going up too. You want to like put them up into a stall? I'll be in there playing my organ. And they're just fucking mer. She's circling with the organ. Yeah. I was like, we got those guys. Just hang on. I'm like it hanging on to fucking

Chachi in the basket. Yeah, Chachie's chasing after Chossey just jumps in the fucking tornado. He would. He's upset today. He don't like it. He had shots today. For baby. What are the shots for? Hope is Brett? Free and tick? Oh. Yeah. How long have we been, Jaime?

32. Oh, that's good. We're supposed to do hour long episodes. Everybody wants hour long ass talk to buses. I know that poll. I was not, bro, that poll literally that you said, that's a podcast, though. Yeah. Yeah.

I know. I think everybody doesn't realize that the AskTal confesses we made just to like, mini serious. I used to do it on my fucking Instagram. Since I first started my Instagram was always my shit. Asked How Confess. And Jay told me one day he was like, just make it into part of your show. And I was like, you know what?

Fucking actually hilarious. Let's do that. I like the little short ones. So do I. I feel like it sustains the curiosity. Yeah. And I don't think people know now because we started this as actually streaming only. You and I were talking about this.

People who are listening to this right now on your favorite podcast like streaming sites, we do actually have this as a visual on YouTube for free. You can literally come over and watch all four of us on YouTube. We were looking at the numbers and we couldn't believe like everyone listens to us. And I don't think we ever told anyone. This is a visual show, guys. So if you're listening. So guys, we are not on that paywall anymore.

No. We are literally back on YouTube. We are a full speed ahead. I have the Bunny XO YouTube, which has a million subs on it. I rarely post on there. And then I have, we have the dumb blonde podcast hub channel that has Ask Talk and Fess, throwback podcast, new podcast. Like there's so much content on there, you can fucking definitely find something to entertain yourself with.

Nothing's behind a paywall anymore. You guys can go right over there and watch. And if you want uncensored uncensored versions, you can just subscribe to the XO Club right there on YouTube and get every one of those videos. Add free, uncensored, everything. You can just watch it as we cuss and say all the bad things and vulgar things that get bleeped out on YouTube. Yeah, we have a bunch of new people who are like, I hate all the stuff getting bleeped out. And it's like, bro, you don't understand YouTube strikes for everything.

Which is crazy because some people can have cussing and stuff like that. And some people have, like, rap videos have crazy shit. But like, I don't know. When it comes to long form talking, they really demonetize you for everything. So we have to censor them. We have to put it away. Yeah. Behind the little club.

Yeah. All right, guys. We'll see you guys next week. Love you by. Love you, bye.