Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: What Happened to Groupies?

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

The crew is in full force this week as they answer Patreon questions about what it's really like to date a musician, the pros and cons of fame, plans for meeting fans on tour, and a makeup sponge trick you may wish to never remember.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Hello friends, welcome back to another Ask, Tell, Confess. We are compounding content because we're about to be on tour. I can't wait to do these Ask, Tell, Confesses on tour. That's going to be fun. I think it'll be awesome. And as always, I have my trusty steeds here,

Tashlama, Mimi, Haley. They're all here. Every week we do a segment where you can ask tell confess um anything your heart desires on patreon so if you want to be a part of this all you have to do is just head over to patreon and become a member and ask us the questions um whenever we put the little post up so we're gonna hop into it athena to know, are groupies not a thing anymore? I have been manifesting to be taken backstage with some cute single band members, but none seem willing. I've been asked out by a ton of losers, so I'm looking for someone with passion and just really want a chance at something better in hoes we trust. I love that. Athena.

I love that Athena um so I think that I don't know how to say this without it like sounding bad but I think like people are scared because you know there's so many false accusations that go around about people that you know if they bring somebody backstage that's a liability now you know and like people in the world of um cameras and social media people always want to try to expose people and I think that people are just scared you know that I feel like a lot of them are taken yeah a lot of them are taken pretty much everyone in our band isn't single yeah yep all of them are dating somebody and like I I don't know. It's just, it's a different world back then, you know, and I, and there are some people who deserve to be exposed, you know, and maybe they don't want to be exposed because they've been exposed before, or, you know, they just know that they're shit humans. So there could be many reasons. I don't think,

I don't think, um, pursuing a musician per se makes you in a better situation. I think musicians have more issues than regular dudes. And that's the reason why they're so good at what they do because they pour all their trauma and stuff that they've been through into their music. So I don't know. I feel like every musician I've dated is a wounded bird. A little flappy bird. How about you? Tasha banged a musician back in the day. He delivered, too. I don't think I ever have.

He smelled really good. Aw. I love that. I love that. I love that. Memes, what about you? You've dated any musicians fuck no oh i don't know wait when i was in middle school oh no there's a little boy in a band

they practiced in this lady's attic oh where are they now probably still in the attic oh shit all right laura laura has a really long story so i'm hoping it's a good one but from what i've seen it looks pretty good okay y'all buckle up i know you love a good butthole story that that's what got my attention yeah i can't believe i'm about to say this out loud to strangers but here it goes so one night my husband at the time during our party days were drunk and doing way too much booger sugar. Anyone who's ever been around a dude that's done too much blow knows it's like a stress stretchy piece of old bubble gum. I call it a gummy worm. So drunk and zooted out of our minds and horny, we were trying to get it on, but he

can't stay hard. so we decided to use one of those vibrating cock rings well one thing leads to another and i tell him and his chewing gum cock to stick it in my butt everything was fine for a minute but he kept getting soft and i was getting annoyed and a bit bossy and kept insisting he put me on the fuck truck to pound town and he tried oh did he try he tried so hard that the fucking vibrating cock ring came off his limp gummy wiener and into my freaking butthole it was still vibrating out of sheer panic i jumped up and that was a fucking mistake because i spent the next hour and a half with an arm in my asshole trying to get this thing out of me all while it's still

vibrating i was convinced my ass had eaten it and scared if i stopped it and scared if it stopped vibrating i'd never know where the fuck it went i was terrified i'd end up on the episode of sex and drugs sent me to the er thankfully after contorting myself into every position imaginable i somehow managed to push hard enough with my ex-husband's fingers all up in there to get it out. Let me tell y'all, there has been nothing, and I mean nothing, to ever go where the sun don't shine ever again. Don't do drugs, kids.

This is why I don't mess with buttholes. Tasha had anal beads go up her asshole one time. Oh, yes. that's why i don't mess with buttholes tasha had anal beads go up her asshole one time oh yeah some well when you have like an orgasm and you have like just even a little bit of a vibrator on your butthole it's like it's really good but sometimes your butt goes yeah and then it's hard to you know yeah shuts down on you it's hard to pull it out, it shuts down on you. It's hard to pull it out. So back in the day, back in my day, back in my ho days, if I wanted to have sex with my significant other at the time and I was on my period, I would, you get a makeup sponge.

You get a makeup sponge and you get it wet and then you put it inside of you and it blocks the blood from coming down and you can have sex. Well, the problem with that is, is when it goes in, it pushes this makeup sponge all the way in you, depending on how big the guy is. depending on how big the guy is. And one time I literally had to get like my, I had to shove my entire fingers up there and like water. I had to get a douche bottle and just keep squelching this water out just to pull this makeup sponge out of my vagina, dude. It was scary. Worth it, but scary.

Yeah. There's more sex trips. Some more sex tips with Bunny coming soon. You guys didn't know the makeup sponge trick? No. I just don't have sex on my period. Listen, I was a horny little goat back then. Back then, you still are.

Like the triangular ones? ones no the round ones okay i was thinking of a triangle no god no no fucking way dude uh it has to be if you guys are ever gonna do it it has to be the round makeup sponge and make sure you get it wet because putting a dry sponge into a bloody cooch is like sandpaper you don't want to do it don't put one up your vagina people are gonna end up in the hospital over this you know that right people it's an old porn trick have devices for that now yeah it's an old porn trick people have been doing it for years i learned it from the porn girls it's cool all All right. Moving on. Danny wants to know, is Haley still single? Yes.

We love Danny. He's a nice little bearded goat. I can't see. I'm blind. Come over here and look. Come over here and get a little gander, Danny. He looks kind of like Jay. We are single forever over here.

Single and celibate. Single and celibate, baby. I'm not looking. We're putting you on the market during tour. I don't want to be on the market. Market's closed. Tour. Holly is asking,

what has been your favorite experiences with each other so far over the last few years? There's so many. Yeah. There's so many. I don so many i can't i don't think i can pick one i feel like just the trajectory of how this has gone like it's literally gone from our dinner table to here to this fucking studio so it's like it's just been like a really crazy journey and now we got tasha llama part of the crew too which is always nice to have somebody who's known me forever before all this shit you know are we thinking of actual like moments too i mean sure a moment that

always like makes me so happy is thanksgiving oh yeah i love thanksgiving at our houses yeah yeah i love thanksgiving's the best that's my favorite yeah thanks. And also this past New Year's when we were all just standing under all the confetti and fucking Times Square. Like that was that was a magical moment. Yeah. I will never forget. I cried. That was a beautiful moment.

Yeah. Yeah. I love that. One of my favorite. Mimi, have you finished creating my Spotify playlist for people? I don't know what you want on the Spotify playlist. All right. We'll have to do it while we're on tour. Cause we'll be together. We'll have time. We can just sit there and fucking think of songs to put on there. If you could,

would you just not be famous again? I bet all this attention is nice, but also can be bad and uncomfortable for you sometimes. Yeah. There's sometimes that I just want to crawl into a freaking hole and I think I just wish that like I don't know it's crazy because we're so thankful for what we have and we never ever want to um put a negative connotation on it but you know there's it comes with a price of time with your family and traveling and relationships. Privacy. Privacy, yeah. You have people coming for you all the time. I love it and hate it all at the same time.

I think my husband deals with it a hell of a lot better than I do. I'm way more of a just like kind of keep to myself person, whereas he is like, this is his thing. You know, he loves to shine. So I love to see him shine. And I love the fact that, you know, the podcast is getting as much attention as it is and that we have all of you guys supporting us. So I never want you to think that, um, we're not appreciative of it, but there are some days like today where I'm just not feeling great that I just wish I could go crawl in a hole somewhere, you know, but you can't do that. There's like no days off whenever it's on. And I think we're trying to figure out the perfect balance of trying to figure out having days off and, um, you know, getting that self care that we need.

What about you guys? I'm not famous. Oh, don't know oh stop it you motherfuckers people see me they see you guys like what are you talking about i don't think i uh maybe you can't even go to the freaking grocery store it's the hair that's true no i i think i agree with you on the privacy thing because it to a certain point, it gets a little strange. Yeah. People are like, I saw you. I'm like, you can just say hi. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I get that. Somebody wants to know if I'll sign their Bunny XO vibrator. As long as it's in the box. If it's not in the box, I'm not fucking signing it. Unused. Unused. It has to be unused.

If you want to bring the vibrators, I will sign them all as long as they're in the box. You in the box i'm not fucking signing it okay unused it has to be unused if you want to bring the vibrators i will sign them all as long as they're in the box you bring the box don't bring the vibrators how about that yeah i like that bring the box yeah bring the box i'll sign the box for you guys i'll sign whatever i can at the um the bunny backstage pass thing i think we're doing like a group photo with everybody and then like if you guys have stuff you want me to sign i'll sign it for you and yeah I'm just really excited to meet all you guys and I can't wait. It's going to be fun. We're heading out in a couple of days and we'll see you guys all there. And if you guys are not a Patreon member, I know I keep stressing this. If you guys want to meet us, you have to become a Patreon member and you can be a part of the Bunny Backstage Pass.

Is there anything else you guys want to add? Love you guys. See you guys next week. Bye.