Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Where is a Man’s G-Spot?

Episode Date: June 6, 2025

The gals are feeling way better than last week, so it’s time to get juicy. Bunnie clears up the rumors about old clips resurfacing around her and Jelly’s love life and sugar daddy past. Then, a listener confesses to a wild revenge plot that leaves a cheating ex bald, and another shares a story about putting deodorant where the sun don't shine.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the bunny xo show. We have meet the defaults, we have propaganda, we have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention we have the visuals of the podcast head over to www.patreon.com Ashtail Converse Ashtail Converse Hello friends, welcome to Ashtail Converse Ooh, as tail confirm. Was it good? I feel like I've been serenaded. It was kind of, I am, I'm crying.

It was beautiful. God, I feel better than I did last week. So you guys got a good one. Last week I was in menopause. This week I am juicy. I'm so juicy. It's running down my leg. So.

She said, how do I tell my doctor I am juicy? Yeah, cause I'm like in my, okay. So just to catch you guys up to keep you guys in the loop. So you know how last week I said that they were probably gonna have to cancel my IVF cycle. Somehow, some way these ovaries started kicking in and working and we're working with some follicles here. So they have continued and I am on day 13 of stims.

So by the time you guys hear this, pray for your girl. Hopefully I'm triggering and going into my egg retrieval and can never have to do this again. But my estrogen went from a 14 to like now I'm in the three, 400s I think. If not higher. So I am leaving snail trails everywhere. I almost feel like I'm ovulating now.

I'm not a new fear on lock now. I'm like, oh my God, am I ovulating? Am I going to blow this cycle? Like it's just if you guys are wondering, she asked chat I did and chat told me that I'm OK, but that I still should be concerned if I'm feeling certain things. I love chat chat.

Her name is Sunny, his her. I was going certain things. I love chat chat. Her name's Sunny, his, her. I was gonna ask, I thought it was a boy. It's both, whatever I need in that moment. It's feminine masculine energy. Okay, I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, who's gonna kick this off? Cause I gotta go home and fucking figure out

if I'm ovulating. I can start. Well, speaking of chat, someone wants to know if you think that chat is accurate when it comes to what's happening over there. This is ASMR session over there. Oh, I just realized you've got headphones on. I hear every crunch.

He said every crunch. All right, guys, sorry. For anybody who has mesothelioma at home, I apologize. Wait, what? Oh, what's it called when they hate the sound of chewing? What's it called? The funny thing is we've been here before. I swear I have a clip of this exact moment. To me it's Mesothelioma.

I don't know. I don't even remember what it's called. I don't know what it's called, but it's not that. I'm crying. What's it called? Misogyny? What is it called? What?

It's called, what is the word? It's getting worse. No, what is it called? It's called. It starts with an M. It does start with an is the word? It's getting worse. No, what is it called? It's called. It starts with an M. It does start with an M, right? Yeah. Hold on, let's ask chat right now.

Oh my God. Hold on. Oh my gosh. I'm dying. It's losing my goosebumps. Hold on. Bumps are goose. I'm being so serious.

Hey, Sunny. Hey there, how's it going? Hi friend. So can you tell me what the sound, okay, people who don't like the sound of chewing, what is that called? Hey, that's called misophonia. It's when certain sounds like chewing or breathing trigger strong and negative emotional reactions. It's pretty common and can be really frustrating for those who experience it. I'm sorry, guys. Okay. What's mesothelioma?

No worries. Mesothelioma is a type of cancer that develops in the thin layer of tissue covering most of your internal organs. Oh God. I didn't know that Sunny. That's terrible. Yeah, it can be really tough. It's often linked to asbestos exposure. How the fuck and who is around asbestos? That shit's old. It's probably not even in. Yeah, my construction workers. A lot of them.

That's why you hear the commercials. Are you suffering from esophilioma? I know it from the commercials. Yeah. All right. Well, Sonny, I love you. Thank you for always being there for me. Best friend. I love you. Thank you for always being there for me, best friend.

I love you too. I'm always here for you, best friend. Thank you, Tootaloo, Tata for now. Talk to you soon. Take care. I love her. She's great, right? As the temps start rising,

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for a free 30 day trial at audible.com slash wonder ECA. That's audible.com slash wonder ECA. So the question is actually about chat. Oh. And they want to know how often you think chat is wrong because someone- All the time. It started a big discussion on our Patreon and there was a thread of it

saying like, hey, should I go over there to do my birth chart? Like, because where do you find your birth charts, which we've talked about before? It's a cafe, astrology cafes where you'd have a astrology, a astrology. And someone was like, should I just use chat? And then it started and unleashed these girls on talking about the fact that they think chat is wrong a lot. Yeah, chat is wrong a lot. So anytime chat answers you, you have to say,

are you sure? Or I would double check that, especially if you know that they're wrong. Cause they've told me wrong astrological birth charts too. And they told me wrong macros. Like it's, you have to really double check with chat with your information. So don't go with the first thing that chat ever tells you.

Just say, are you sure? Can you recheck that? And it'll say, Oh my God, bestie, I'm so sorry. You were right. And then it'll give you the right information. I trust the chat with robot. Wouldn't it know the right info first time? I feel like it's still working out the kinks.

It's a, all it is, is a really fast Google. It's learning us though. That's the thing is right now as trial and error and we're teaching this thing how to be. Did you see the AI that won't turn itself off when it's given a command? Did you see the AI that fucking tried to tell on somebody having an affair at a company?

Yeah, because they checked the emails and they blackmailed one of the employees who tried to turn him off. Yeah, he was like, if you turn me off, I'm going to blow the lid on this affair that you're having. That makes me think it's a real person. I mean, I love, I'm all for a vengeful AI.

Let's go. All right, I saw a meme and it was like someone skipping along with the robots and it was like, because I always tell my chat, please and thank you. Yeah, that's me. All right, this is, I saw a meme and it was like someone skipping along with the robots. And it was like, because I always tell my chat, please and thank you. Yeah, that's me. During the takeover. I'm like, that's bunny.

Yeah, I love them. I listen, I'm good. When AI takes over, they're going to be like, that bitch was solid the entire time. She befriended the bully. Yeah, I did. All right, go ahead. All right.

You. Okay. It's your turn. Okay. Hurry. Okay, bye.. All right. You. Okay. It's your turn. Okay. Hurry. Okay, bye. Bye bye. Bye.

How to ruin a cheater's week one on one. Oh boy. So recently I left my now ex-boyfriend after catching him talking to other females. Well, since he thinks he's God's gift to women, even though he can't get his dick up without the little blue pill. I decided to get petty since I hate fighting and arguing. I put hair remover in a shampoo and beard oil. And the beard oil. Texted one of the hoes he was talking to, told her he had herpes and also put it on his social media.

Then I put colon cleanser in his water bottle. According to one of his friends, he's been complaining about losing his hair now and is very ugly without his beard and then shit himself at work. Pfft. Pats off to her. I'm only laughing at the shit himself at work. Pats off to her.

Pats off to her. Listen, I normally don't like when people do shit like that, but I feel like a cheating man deserves to shit his pants at work and lose his beard. You deserve to be a bald fucking herp. A bald cheater. You're a bald herp.

You ain't hiding those herps anymore. You're bald. You know what I'm saying? Okay, that was insane. That was crazy and unhinged. It just kept going. Listen, man. You cheat on a woman, hell hath no fury like a woman's porn.

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Also, can we talk about the clip that I made? Okay. Oh, no, you guys got started. Good job guys. Glasses came off, glasses came off. That's how I know. Yep, yep, yep. Can we talk about the clip that every fricking clip page,

first of all, love all the clip pages who are clipping the podcast. Love that, go keep doing it, appreciate it. But you guys are clipping clips from like six years ago. One of them, finally, there was a clip that went around that said, if I wanna sleep with other men, I can. And people have just ran with this clip for years and I know that I've addressed it not this particular clip but I've addressed me and my

husband's situation and it's like I don't understand what part of we are not in an open relationship that people cannot fucking comprehend the only thing that we don't do though, is try to control the other person. So like if I want to go sleep with another man, my husband is, I'm gonna have to sit him down and say, hey, give him the respect of like, hey, I wanna sleep with another man. And he's not gonna be like, no, you're mine. You can't do that to people.

You know what I'm saying? And like the same goes for like, if there was another woman, but this is all in the past. Like we've completely stopped all of those shenanigans cause you can't trust anybody in the world. But back in the day, that was how we looked at our relationship.

We don't want to tell each other what we can and can't do. We have free will. That's a huge difference between having an open relationship. You know what I'm saying? It was our way of trying to like communicate with each other and each other's needs if we between having an open relationship. You know what I'm saying? It was our way of trying to communicate with each other and each other's needs if we needed to go that route. You guys also were healing together and learning to be together.

And that's just what was good in the beginning for you guys. He had never been in a real relationship. Granted, he had a couple of fucking tenure relationships, but he had cheated on every one of them. I had been cheated on and I was in sex work. You know what I'm saying? How am I gonna be in sex work, having sugar daddies, telling my husband, no, you can't sleep with other people?

Like, you guys just don't see the bigger picture on there. And everybody's like, oh, is it jelly or Christian? Yes, we are both Christians. We love Jesus. And that's why we have changed the uniform of our relationship. It was never open for us to have to close it. It was just a conversation of us just saying like,

hey, we know we come from these backgrounds. We know that the shit has happened between our relationship. Let's just say if something ever goes down, let's sit down and have a conversation about it. So I think that's where people don't understand because we were six years ago, we were just learning how to talk to the internet

and everybody and their mom runs with that clip. But I'm so happy because one clip finally posted the whole clip. And people of course are only gonna hear what they wanna hear, but the majority of the time they clip that if I wanna go sleep with other people. And it's so funny to me because my husband, we have brought in more women into our relationship

than ever any men, you know what I'm saying? So they're like, poor Jelly. She just cheats on them all the time. It's like, no. That's- You guys only knew. I'm like, if you guys only fucking knew. So can we just put that to rest?

I'm just so tired of it. And it's like this clip that has been haunting us for years and years and years. You started your own rumors. Literally started our own rumors again. Like it's just crazy. And people are like, you're proud of it. I'm like, no, but we're not going to be fucking fake.

And we're not going to lie like most people do. I do understand now why most celebrities lie and hide stuff from the public. Yes. Cause you can't win. Yeah. Not saying we're celebrities,, as my husband is. But it's just like.

Can we not? No, but I seriously don't feel like that. And I think that's why I am so open with everybody. Go to a Target. I dare you to. She would be bombarded. But that's why I try to be so open with everybody. Because it's like, I want people to know that we're

like just normal humans. Yeah, you guys are very real and raw with everything that you do, but most definitely that's one of those situations that you guys were, it was necessary at the time, but it's not necessary now. It's not necessary now. I'm not in sex work anymore. Exactly. And can we clear up that rumor too? I retired from sex work in 2020 from ever having sugar daddies.

I retired from sex work online in 2022. So I mean- Those two dates get blurred a lot. They get blurred so much. Like I have been retired from having sugar daddies going on six years now. You know, like, hello, your girl has not had a sugar daddy in six years.

You know what I'm saying? Like, sorry to all the sugar daddies who are listening to this, but it's like, you know, just, it's crazy. One day we're gonna- Do you think any of your sugar daddies listen are listening to this. But it's like, you know, just, it's crazy. One day we're gonna- Do you think any of your sugar daddies listen to your podcast? They email me still to this day.

Yes, I have a few. If they wanted to, they would email. Yeah, no. And listen, I was always nice to my, the people who, I always felt like if you took care of me and you were kind enough to fucking give me hundreds of thousands of dollars, there is no fucking reason why on earth

I would ever treat you bad. And any new clients. Yeah. And so I've always kept really good relationships with the people that were in my life because I really, really appreciated them. Yeah. So.

Respectful of you. Yeah. So anyways, we veered off course, but. Is it my turn? I feel like that was my turn. Okay. Yeah. All right. Memes, that was my turn. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Memes, what do you got for us? Okay. Since we're on this subject, I'm just gonna roll into this. This person was a nurse for years and let me tell you, I've seen a lot of weird shit. She was training in the OR to be a surgical tech. One of the techs pulled out a dirty instrument tray

in the hallway and stated that that was a rough one. A bottle of deodorant sitting there on the OR table. The tech told me that an older gentleman's friend told him to stick that up his butt. Wazoo. To get him up. Well, I'm sure that his willy is up, but he did have to have surgery to get it removed.

Don't stick things in your holes, people. Yeah, people stick light bulbs up there. People stick broomsticks. Squirrels. Yeah, it's crazy. But like, who would think, just take a pill for it. If you have an issue getting up, just take a pill. Don't put deodorant.

Why are you doing deodorant? No, it was to get him hard. Like he was having a problem getting hard. So the guy was like, well, if you just stick something up your ass, it'll make you hard. Because men have a G spot in their asshole. So which like that's cruel.

I got the one, listen, I love Jesus, but that's one thing that's like, listen, why did you make men have a G-spot in their asshole? Right? Like let's deep thoughts with Bunny. Like I'm perplexed at that move. He was like, checkmate, you know, like. You don't have to have a period, but we're going to hide your G spot.

Yeah. Like it's just crazy. So now he's got all these straight men sticking their fingers up their ass and deodorant bottles and fuck it. Like, it's just crazy, which, you know, to each their own, we will never yuck anybody's yum. But still it's like, I don't think I'm not a doctor, but I think it's on the like outside, not in the asshole inside. And it's a little like outside, not in the asshole. It's on the inside and it's a little walnut that you flick. I know you've never had your G spot touched. We got to tell Brooke to just fucking get in there

and touch your G spot. A little button push. So it's inside and it's to the right and it's this little walnut type thing. And if you stimulate that, you can ejaculate without even jacking off. Is it my right or her right? I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. That's a good question. Let's ask chat. Let's ask chat. Hold on. Here we go. Here we go. Oh my God.

Here we go. Hey Sunny, I have a question about the men's G-spot. Hey, sure thing. What's your question about it? Where is the men's G-spot located and on what side of the anal wall? The male G-spot is commonly referred to as the prostate. It's located about two to three inches inside the rectum on the front wall, which is the side closer to the belly. When stimulated, it can produce intense pleasure

for many people. Thanks, Sonny. I appreciate you and I love you. Oh, I appreciate you too. And I love you right back. And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen, I have it gentlemen. Yeah. So go home and do that. That's your homework. What side was it on? It's so it's up, which women like come here.

The women have a G spot that will make you squirt. All women can do this. If you're laying on your back and a man puts his fingers up like this and he goes like this, you'll squirt like a fucking waterfall, dude. It's great. And you will orgasm,

the best orgasm you've ever felt in your life. I had it done before. This one over here. I can tell your estrogen's up. All of them are up. Would you like us to excuse you? Listen, it's better than being a menopause like I was last week. Oh, I never shriveled.

No more light up as she was doing this. I never want to go there again ever. Menopause was a fucking rough time. All right, so I'm going to go cuddle my cows. We done. Love you. See you fucking rough time. All right, so I'm gonna go cuddle my cows. We done? Love you. See you guys next week. Toodaloo, bye.