Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Who Manifested Wiener?

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

This week is one wild ride (that's what she said)! The gals answer questions about manifesting tour wiener, Halloween plans on tour, Bunnie drops some Tirzepatide truth, and they share their thoughts to the reaction of the recent episode with the Toxic Fairy.Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. hello friends welcome back to ask tell confess i really tried to hold that one the amount of people who have mimicked your whistle in meet and greets or ask you to say it yeah it's from fucking uh robin hood do you guys remember that oh yeah that thing in robin hood i forget which what it was but there's in robin hood the cartoon version there is an animal and he talks like that who is it i'll have to give it a gook i can't remember if you guys someone off winnie the pooh also talk like yeah that's who i'm thinking is it tigger tigger yeah tigger talks or no no no um he's got there oh my gosh we gotta do it is it winnie the pooh no no but do you guys want to know something

really cool no do you guys want to know something really cool though winnie the pooh the guy who does the voice of winnie the pooh dm'd me the other day the og and said that his wife is a huge fan and wants to come on the podcast winnie the pooh's wife loves you winnie the pooh's wife dude damn is that not crazy to the gopher yeah because of the teeth yep the gopher it's the gopher yeah but there's someone on robin hood too that does it all right guys so you guys know the drill we ask you guys on my patreon to ask us questions or confess some sins or tell us a funny story and you guys always deliver so i have a few that i have um all right so I have a couple questions screenshot it so I'm gonna kick it off but I want to know some of the gang's

inside jokes I screenshotted that one and funniest times thus far you guys are totally vibing because you spend so much time together I've noticed it especially with you and Haley it's quite sweet yes well hayley got some wiener okay we're just letting everyone just starting it off yeah hayley got some some tour wiener and she actually manifested it on her vision board this year yeah did i did and he's a cutie pie we won't say who he is but they're still talking and everything but somehow they came up with the assist his ass and oh it's from a tiktok so the guy that like that super new yorker guy he says you sister's ass and that's what they say and then we started saying and so we have that we

have the chef's thing where we just like sit there and all we do is this. We just talk in our accents. If you guys want to know what this is, it's literally just my hand and my nails doing the chef's hand. That's all it is. We do that. I mean, we have so many inside jokes. I don't even know. We have been saying that's what she said or he said to the point that Bunny was like, all right, guys. Bro, it was like, you know when you're stuck in very close quarters with children?

Sometimes they just repeat the same thing over and over again. You're just like, okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. And then today, Mimi, where were we? In the green room or something? And I said something. Or was it Jaime?

I forget. Somebody said something and they go, that's what he said. I whispered it so quietly. You just looked over at me. I was like, all right, all right, all right. I get it. We always have so much fun. Like, it doesn't matter if it's just me and Haley, if it's me and Mimi,

if it's all three of us, if it's Haley and Mimi together. Like, we all just vibe. It's just a family. It's stupid. We just like to laugh. Yeah. And we're tired, though. We are fucking, how many meet and greets in

i think almost 20 now yeah i counted it was like 16 the other day and we've done a couple cents so we are 20 meet and greets in which means we're in 20 shows in at least yeah right we're getting a little tired we're gonna go home though because you guys know we turn the podcast into a true crime podcast for the month of October, baby. So we have some really cool surprises for you. I think we're going to cover Carly Craig. We're going to cover the Menendez brothers. We have a couple others that we're going to be doing, and we're super excited. So if there's anybody that you want us to cover or to invite on the podcast this month, let me know.

Because we are going to start filming for that in a couple of days. We're going to go home, though. Take a couple days to go and regroup and film some podcasts at home. We need a reset. I am so excited. We need a reset. Literally. I'm so excited about sleeping in my bed.

I cannot wait. Chachi's already home. Yeah. Everyone has been asking, and I know that you guys are coming on these meet and greets begging for Chachi, but he is at home, guys. He's a boutique dog, so that dog is not meant for the road. He had surgery on the same paw literally like six weeks ago, or I don't know, in May, right after my dad passed away, actually. So May, June, July, August June July August September October five months ago geez May June July August September October that's

five months yeah because it was around Bailey's birthday I thought it was right when my dad passed away because remember I had to go pick up Chachi the day my dad passed away that's been five months going on six months yeah that's crazy right wild yeah yeah we're in this like trash can of an area in New York and we were letting him to go out potty a bunch of times and he started limping and we noticed that his paw was swollen it had like a abscess on it yeah it was just bad so I was like listen dude you got to go home for a little bit yeah you need to take a break and uh Bugs sent me a picture of him today look at this send me a picture of him today he went outside to our favorite spot where we always like hang out and literally is just curled in a ball sleeping on the couch outside

tell me that dog is not just a plush pup dude he is so cute he literally is like oh god i'm so happy to be home yeah he's you. Yeah, literally. He's you. She's going to go home and crawl up in the same spot. Literally. I love sitting out on our back porch. But, yeah, we have so – anyways, we got off on the whole different tangent, but we have so many fun memories, and we just love – we have so many inside jokes, too, but those are a few of them. So what do you got, memes?

Are you guys going to be dressing up for Halloween on the road? Let's talk about what we did yesterday there's a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a white fluffy rabbit yes he does yes baby you guys know i'm the queen of halloween i love halloween and these my fucking writers man they literally all day yesterday, we did three different looks. We did, I dropped Elvira today. You guys got to see Elvira. I'm sure by the time this comes out, I'll drop another look. But, um, all day we were in this little like town state college in Pennsylvania.

So beautiful. Nothing in the middle of nowhere. And this, um, hotel that we were in was like spooky. Not our lights just flickered too in the bus. Literally. When we talked about it. But like how cool was that hotel? It was spooky.

It was very The Shining vibe. Yeah. Literally. But the food was fucking amazing. The cheesecake. We're going to talk about the goat cheese with the honey. The goat cheese. Oh my God.

It was so good. The carpaccio was not bad can we go back and get an order to go are they still open i would love to get an order to go i'm hungry by the way guys i'm on my second day of tri's appetite and i'm hungry as shit okay i don't know i woke up a pound and a half lighter though but man i can eat like i'm starving right now i'm ready to eat again again i ate way over my calories today but i'm eating like a bunch of healthy shit like protein and i didn't even eat my steak sorry bob i got a bite out of it and that was it why am i so hungry on this shit cody ate the rest

i don't know i don't know let me know if you ladies that are on the tries up with Ty. But you're, let's, she's on like a mill of. Yeah, it's probably no difference at all. Itty bitty tiny amount, guys. To the point that we took it with her just cause. While I'm spilling the tea. She literally Kool-Aid-ed us. I was scared. And said if she's taking it, we take it.

I need to post it on TikTok. She always Kool-Aids us. Bro, you Kool-Aid the shit out of us. Listen us listen if i gotta go we're all going together yeah we signed us we signed this coven in blood baby we're rolling together literally today bro yeah you guys just we're blood sisters yeah like no joke it's it's funny hayley and i already on it and we weren't even due for our dose but it was such a little dose that she was thinking i was was like, it can't hurt. And we just like, I love them so much though. Cause I was so scared to take it, dude. Like I had, I was so scared to take it that I had nightmares the day before. Cause you have to remember guys, remember I fucking overdosed on

vitamin B12 and vitamin D anything. And I have nothing in my body. I am 100% fucking just all natural. Literally have nothing in my system. So for me to even decide to take tri-zepatide is a huge decision. So I had a nightmare about it the night before. And then fucking all these videos on my Tik TOK keep fucking popping up and they're just like, Oh, I fucking got, fucking got pancreatitis from taking Trizepatide. I've been in the hospital for 10 days. And I'm like, holy shit. So I was scared. And I'm microdosing it.

I'm not starting out at a normal level like you guys are. Micro, micro dose. So microdosing is, that's what it is, though. And I'm so glad because I took.07, which is considered seven units. And let me tell you something, dude. It kind of sent me for a loop last night. I shit my brains out. You guys, she's been pooping in bags for the past 24 hours.

Oh, my God. And I'm talking locs, baby. She made me hold it to feel how heavy it was. It was crazy. The look on Jaime's face. I also got sick. I felt like I was going to projectile vomit, so I had to eat watermelon, and then that made me feel better. And, like sick. I felt like I was going to projectile vomit.

So I had to eat watermelon. And then that made me feel better. And like today I had a little wave of some stuff. But I got through it. And after I shit. It's just. It's been a thing. My favorite memes about tri-septide is like from the bridesmaids.

Where she's like standing trying on the dresses. She's like I'm actually hungry. Yeah. I was like sweating. I'm like a snack. That is us. But I'm really hungry. Yeah. I was like sweating. I'm like a snack. That is us. But I'm really hungry. Yeah. No, you've eaten a lot today.

And I feel like, but I woke up a pound and a half lighter. So we'll see how it goes tomorrow. It was all those shits in the bags. Literally. Yeah, you shit it all out. I felt the pound. I just want to let, I'm always going to be honest with you guys and tell you guys stuff. So, you know, I'm on Char's appetite.

I told you guys before, though, I was going to start taking it. So I did not tell a lie. And when I get down to my goal, I'll let you know. Did you screenshot something? Yeah. Monica wants to know, Mimi, do you want more children? She's not allowed to ever get pregnant. Guys, I don't think Bunny will ever let me have another child.

That was the longest fucking pregnancy I've ever had to endure in my life it was from pillar to post dude what a saying it was does that mean google it give it a google pillar to post yeah fucking it was like she was pregnant for two and a half years well and also i found out i was pregnant like i feel like the sheets weren't even washed yet by the time I found out oh yeah like so early on and we spent every bit of the 40 weeks together yeah it was wild I mean we did so much traveling like she worked all the way until up to labor literally had him and then a week after having him I was already back at work yeah I did I ended up ripping all my internal stitches because I have and that's my choice, people.

I don't want people to think that I, like, forced you to come back to work. No. Because that's not what happened. I'm just a workhorse. That's who I am. And so, honestly, one, I don't think my body can handle it. Barely made it through the last one. But secondly, my husband has snipped and we're not having any more children. We have the perfect family.

Thank God. And all I need is more ducks because one of mine tried to escape today you guys should have seen her on the phone yelling at her go look at her story yeah go look at my story i might make go ahead and make it a post yeah make it a post yelling at my duck on facetime because he decided to fly the fuck away even though his wing is clipped don't know how that happened but he came right back he did he came into our garage i know that's where he found him he was under our side by side oh yeah it was his face in the photo though oh yeah he's so ashamed i don't think he looked ashamed no he was like don't talk to me like that yeah he looked at you like he was about to drop like the best rap album of his career

diss track is it my turn or is it your turn it's my your turn. It's my turn. Okay, let's do one more, and then I'm going to let you guys go. What do you guys usually do when you are feeling unmotivated? Nothing. Nothing? We just keep working? I mean, I think we listen to our bodies, though, sometimes. Like, if I really need a day off, I'll be like, I'm not. I feel like shit.

She'll be the first. She'll be like, guys, we're not doing shit today. And we're all like we're like okay good yeah yeah we follow in suit with your feelings because i'm like when she's ready we're all ready yeah i think i try to make a conscious effort especially when we're at home to always have like days off and just only film in like one or two day increments and then just get it done because before we do remember when we fucking we used to do like fucking three to five podcasts a day so when we first started together the first day of podcasts that you and i did together we did three crazy in one day yeah but that's a lot and for people who just say those were only 20 minutes i used to rush through 20 to 30 and then she'd be like get them out because i used to have anxiety so bad you know and i'd have to to 30 and then she'd be like get him out.

Because I used to have anxiety so bad, you know, and I'd have to hide it and I would just be shaking my leg the whole time. Look at you now though. You had like two hours. I know. Well now I'm comfortable behind the chair. Yeah. Warren Trudy was almost three hours. I love talking about it. It was one of my favorite podcasts. Same. If you guys haven't listened

to the Warren Trudy podcast, please go listen to that. So good. One of my favorite. The Ethridge guys haven't listened to the war and treaty podcast please go listen to that one of my favorite podcasts the marina lambert podcast i just love when people come on and just are authentic you know you bring out a side of people that the general public doesn't get to see yeah i would like to just address the toxic podcast really quick let's just address it um you know i i understand a couple of the island boys are upset because one toxic told her version of her truth. But I do have a rebuttal to what Fly said that I pray on vulnerable girls, because what does he have to say about all the grown women who come on my podcast and talk about their traumas in their lives? It has nothing to do with being obsessed with anybody or wanting to know

questions about people. He was a huge part of her life. And honestly, that was the only thing that she really opened up about and wanted to talk about. It was very hard getting her to talk about anything else because, you know, I feel like she feels like so much of that is already on the internet and everything that she said on the podcast is on the internet. That's how I got those questions. you know? I don't give a fuck how fucking if Red's wiener works or fucking why. You know, like, I don't care. They're big mad about that.

Yeah, I really do not give a fucking shit. If I did, I would have them both on the podcast. I just don't invite them on the podcast because I just, look how they acted with Toxic on the podcast. You know, like it's just everything they do is for views. And I just I don't agree with how those boys treat women at all. And I think that Toxic is a product of her environment and she lives up to her name. And it's going to take her a long time to remove herself from that environment to be a better human. So, and I still, even after Fly was upset,

I do not have any beef with Fly. No. Red, I don't even know anything about him except for that he's in and out of jail or fucking, you know, struggling with addiction, and I hope that he gets that under control. And, you know, other than that, I don't know anything about those boys, nor do I care. It just happens to be that the two people that I had on my anything about those boys nor do i care it just happens to

be that the two people that i had on my podcast about them are mj and fucking toxic one's his baby mama and one is one girl that he cheated on his baby mama with yeah and honestly you made that promise a long time ago and it shows character for you because you came through with your promise literally i mean you said i don't do tiktokers anymore and this is why yeah this is why i don't do tiktokers anymore because it's so much drama. It's like you can never make anybody happy. But I also want to thank them for promoting the podcast as well as they did. Yeah.

Because, I mean, it took off. They ran it up, baby. Yeah. So thank you for doing that. Appreciate you guys. Santa. See you when I see you. I got to go.

Bye. You guys ready? Let's go. All right. Let's go, babies. We'll talk I've got to go. Bye. You guys ready? Let's go. All right, let's go, babies. We'll talk to you guys next week. Bye.