Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Why Was A Tampon Glued To The Wall?

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

In this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven dives into a wild mix of personal stories and behind-the-scenes chaos from hotel life. From used tampons on the walls to forgotten expired milk and even a guest who went #2 in the bed (yes… really), nothing is off limits.Bunnie Xo opens up about her past struggles with drugs, how they shaped her, and why hotels still give her the ick today. The conversation shifts into deeper territory as the group talks personal growth, spirituality, and learning to let go.They also touch on the mysterious, cult-like community rumored to exist in Monteagle, Tennessee, before wrapping the episode with a powerful reminder about choosing the high road and releasing old resentments.Raw, hilarious, and surprisingly uplifting — this one has it all.Watch Full Episodes & More:YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That was a good one. That's great. We were all like really, like, we were all ended it at the same time. I didn't know you guys had that much rhythm. I was in band. What'd you play? Fairnet. How's everybody doing this way?

I did play the trombone, but my arms are too short. how's everybody doing this week great wait did you say you played the trombone what that hell yeah my arms were too short to reach some of the notes though so I had a I had a

stood you picture her using her leg to get the fucking trombone up and I would throw it sometimes it would just go flying out wait does it not come to a stop no no that's how did you know that because I was in band too wow

nerds you guys are fucking doors I'm a band teacher just kidding I did play the clarinet for a little bit. I was in band. I played the viola. I was also in color garden. I played the viola and I was a crosswalk officer.

I fucking loved. What is that? Excuse me? Yeah. What is that? I got to wear the badge and everything. I felt really cool. Will you let the kids go?

Yeah. Stop. Like the people I have to stop for were the kids. Did you hold the sign? Yep. Stop. Go. It was great.

I felt so. Stop sign. Yeah. Stop sign. Yeah. Yeah. What's the top sign? It was another life.

One of my... How old were you when you did this? Fifth grade. Okay. But I also was in band. I thought you meant like 20 years ago. I'm sorry. I wasn't in band.

I'm such a fucking liar. I didn't want to be in band because I thought that the band was nerds. I was an orchestra. That's even worse. I know. I know. That's wild. I played the viola.

We didn't. Is it like a violin? It's a violin, but it's a big fat or chonkier version of it. Yeah. The thing for. chunk oh it's great you know I used to gross myself out by rubbing the chalk I can't even think about it right now I get goosebumps thinking about but you know how you have to like I don't know if you ever played a string instrument you have to chalk up the strings on it so you rub this chalk on

it oh god it's like nails on a chalk board is it similar to like when you play pool and you yeah yeah that grosses me out too the fucking oh I don't know that does I just like to do it yeah I stand there because I think it looks cool. Yeah, just be rubbing it. Yeah, it looks like I'm about to do something cool, but I normally miss. I love it. So this week on Ask Chalkin Pham, we picked a topic that is pretty much like kind of taboo because nobody really talks about what goes on in hotel rooms. So we wanted to know hotel workers craziest stories. Who would like to kick this one off? I got a pretty good one. What do you go?

I have a short and sweet one, so you go for it. Okay. All right. And you know who's a professional at stories like this, right? Who? This guy over here. Heim like maneuver? What?

We're housekeeping for like a good year. You were a house cleaner? Yeah. I would go in, redo the beds, redo the bathrooms, vacuum if needed. Okay. So what is one of the craziest stories that you can tell us off the top of the dome? Gotcha. Well, the one that I think.

I told last time was the poop on the front door. We don't want to hear the last one. We want to hear a brand new fresh crisp one. Risp. Well, I can't think of a specific story, but I can tell you what I learned. The most important lesson I ever learned was people are disgusting. Yeah. I have a 17 year old.

I can tell you. They're freaking disgusting. But I thought people kind of grew out of it. You know, like you kind of develop better habits as you become an adult. but like, no, people, doesn't matter if they know someone's coming. They'll leave a log in the bathroom. My husband still does that. I hate it.

They'll leave their menstrual process items around and not in a trash can. Yeah. But no, you'd be surprised how people live their lives. No, I believe it. I used to live in hotel rooms. We would, we had houses because growing up in Vegas, you have access to fucking casino rooms. So we would have houses, many mansions to ourselves in Vegas, but we would be so strong out on drugs that we would literally find a hotel room and live there for like two weeks. I did it at the Beverly Hilton and Cali.

I didn't leave there for like two weeks. It was a drug-fueled bender. But yeah, we used to do some crazy stuff, but I never left the hotel rooms fucked up because I just wasn't raised like that. but fucked up things happened to me in hotel rooms like one night I'm at the Rio in Las Vegas and I think the Rio just reopened again I could be wrong though but they closed down for a while I'm at the Rio in Las Vegas best seafood buffet that you will ever fucking eat at and um we're sleeping and you know like when you wake up in the middle of the night because you're so fucking shit-faced and the room is spinning and you just have to go to the bathroom and like pee and try to puke

and all that stuff well I get up to to go to the bathroom and I'm like it smells like ammonia in here. Like it was like really just brutal smell. And then I put my feet on the carpet. And this is before I was like OCD. So my feet are on the second hotel room carpet and it's wet underneath my feet. And I'm like, what is going on? So I open up the door to the bathroom. The entire sewage system to the freaking hotel room backed up into our room. What we were smelling was everybody's pee and shit. We had to pack up and get. And get a different room, dude. In the middle of the night, while we were fucking hung over and sipped on it.

Yeah. Girl, I've done some weird shit. Listen, I used to snort lines of cocaine off the back of dive bar bathrooms. I probably fucking snorted crank and didn't know it. You know what I'm saying? Like, it was crank. Exactly. She said, exactly.

Exactly. Yeah, no. It was, it was a time to be alive. Let me tell you. Should we ask Sunny what crank is? Yeah. I think I didn't know. Let's see what Sonny says.

Hello, Sunny. Hey there. Always good to hear from you. What's on your mind today? What is the drug called Crank made out of? So Crank is basically a slang term for methamphetamine. It's typically made from a mix of over-the-counter cold medicines that contain pseudoephedrine or ephedrin and then a bunch of pretty nasty chemicals like ammonia or lithium are used in the process.

It's definitely not something you'd want anywhere near you. but that's the gist of what it's made from and it's like brown the shit we used to get back in the day was like brown like we don't we didn't even know what the fuck we were snorting did it's crazy i am amazed that i'm still here but this isn't about me yeah let's talk about the hotel rooms i could go on for days about drug-fueled fucking hotel that's why now i don't like being in hotel rooms makes sense that makes sense we should have just said this story yeah we get it when we travel now as a crew I will

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Wait, hold on. You said lube handprints on the headboard. That's a lot. Yep. That's a lot of cleanup. Wow. Stop. On the headboard.

Oh, yeah. And lube doesn't come off a headboards. Leather, nothing. it don't come off of nothing. Oh, wow. I want to call in a lifeline because Mama Susan used to clean hotels. Okay, do it, do it.

Oh. I know. And I distinctly remember her telling me a story. Hi, babe. Mom. I love that she answered on a half a ring. What's a dirty hotel room story you can tell real quick you're on the podcast.

Hi, Mama Susan. Oh, Mimi, I can't tell it. Mom. Tell it, Susan. Say it, Susan. Do it now. Okay, so I was cleaning a whole bunch of rooms, and then I got to this one room, and there was like red stuff like everywhere.

I mean, it was, it was like everywhere. I'm like looking around. I thought, God, let me get shot in here. Oh, no. I guess they were doing it when she was on her period. Oh. There were hunks. Oh.

It was so disgusting. Mom. Did you just say hunks? They're hunks. Oh, God. Big hunkin'op. It's not the juice. Okay, that's what I needed.

I love you. Oh. Bye. I hate it. She said hunks. You're yelling at my mom? I'm not. I said, do it now.

I'm crying, you guys. I love Susan. You know what's even better? She just told that story in public. because I checked her location. She's in Hobby Lobby. Oh. I think she said she couldn't.

And you guys, Mimi's mom is like the most wholesome, sweetest woman who will ever meet. She's Susie Homemaker, you guys. No, she's literally the sweetest. All right, who's going to kick it off? Go. Fuck.

I've never cried. Okay. Mine's very short and sweet. It's so funny. This is so my humor. So someone said working at a luxury hotel. I once got a call. To remove a snake.

She said to remove. I can't even. To remove a snail from a guest room as it was coming after them and that they were afraid for their young child. What the hell? How big was a snail? How big the snails get? how fast does a snail move and how big was it

no fast at all were they in Australia because I know how big can snails get I don't know I'm sure they can get pretty beefy let's give it a look let's give it a goo let's give it a look see Lou I mean even then I would probably make them slower if they're big you know they can't move very I don't know fits in the palm of a hand and she said it's coming well she She on acid? Oh, she said, wait, I didn't even know they could get that big.

Why is it in its hand? But still, it's not that big. But snails can't hurt you, though. No. It was even bite. Guys, I used to put salt on snails. Did anyone else do that? No, you're fucking horrible human.

I did. I used to do it. Okay, good. I was like, man, I got really judged for a second. Glad we're on the same page. Yeah. It's terrible humans. Growing up in the hood.

That's what we did. Yeah. Yeah, out in the sidewalk. That's all, yeah. Yeah, you just. What was it do to this? them. They shrivel up.

Makes them die. They sizzle. And suffer. But they don't scream. That sounded crazy. I take that back. Whoa. Pimey is a crazy housewife.

Like sometimes when he says shit, I'm just like I can picture like some fucking like Susie homemaker type fucking like wife saying the shit. The other day in the podcast when he said, am I hard? I fucking lost it. Did anyone else watch that part? What happened? The beginning of the ass talk confessed the other day, you said, did you get it hard? He goes, am I hard?

Oh, yeah. How did I miss her? I miss heard what she was asking me. I love that. All right. You're me? Me? Shit, you're up.

I wasn't prepared. Hold on. Do it now. Do it now. Do it now. You have to lower your voice when you do it. There was actually a question that has nothing to do with the hotel rooms, but there was a question of somebody said that why doesn't haley and cody get together that they would be

the cutest couple pork chop pork chopy chop chop my brother cody yeah that's the homie and if they only knew what a freak the coaster was what does this have to do with hotel rooms i just thought it it was one of our members on youtube asked this question yeah that's wild yeah they're like It's weird when it's like one of the brothers. Yeah. I think when you tour so much with people too, you don't look at them in that way because you see them in every fucking angle. And you're like, I love you, but never could be attracted to you.

That's like family by the time. You do one tour with someone and you, that person is forever family. Yeah. Absolutely. And then like if we broke up, that would be weird and awkward then. Mama Lang said, don't you ladies think Cody and Haley would be. the cutest, sweetest, sweetest couple on the face of this earth. Well, to answer a question, yes, but it's not practically.

But I mean, that brings us to talk. A lot of people in the comments of that post that I posted yesterday are asking if Haley is still with her dude. Are you guys still dating? Nope. End of that. And he ended up being a turd. That's why I didn't want to meet him.

Yeah, I don't want to talk about him. No, we're not going to talk about him because he doesn't deserve the cloud. You deserve it. Doesn't deserve it. Nope. But I'm single. Yeah. Haley's on the prowl again.

I'm not even on the prowl. Haley's enjoying her single feeling. Yeah, she's working on her. Soft girl era. Yeah, she is. Can we like go, Haley? You've lost 50 pounds. You are working out very religiously.

I lost 10 pounds since him, too. Yes. And you're doing, I'm so proud of you. Yeah. No, you look good. You guys both look amazing. How do you? I grabbed her waist the other day.

I'm like, skinny. Skinny. She said skinny. Skinny. She's so tiny It's so funny It's all right I'm hopping on Reda this weekend guys

I already started peptides I got to tell you guys I started peptides I'm taking SS31 and I'm taking I always get this one wrong It's either BCP or BPC One is for your mitochondria

Which what is the powerhouse of the cell There you go I literally told them It was so funny because they're like What are the peptides for And I said well one of them's for my mitochondria And Haley goes the powerhouse of the cell.

And we all, it was literally, we all stood there and looked at her like, the only thing I remember from my school. I took off running. I was so funny. No, it was so funny. But yeah, I'm taking those and I'm also taking the BCP, and that is for gut and inflammation. And I feel great.

I'm on day four or five. So let me get about two weeks in, and I'll really brag about it if it's all that. But yeah, your girl just found out that her insulin is double what it's supposed to be. Welcome. What the fuck? Fuck. I haven't had sugar in almost three years. I know. I eat the fucking strictest diet. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of this grandpa. Your body just holds on to it and it sucks. It's crazy. And what's crazy is like a lot of people don't realize it immediately causes inflammation in your lower stomach. Yeah. And it's like there's nothing you can do about that. It literally the sugar goes through your body. A little bit of knowledge. Sugar will like go through your body. And for women who have PCOS, it lands in the ovary area. And that's what our sister made of.

So all of the sugar hangs out here. And that's where a lot of women have the inflammation in this area is because of sugar. The only way I can get rid of like the cysts on my ovaries is to get rid of my ovaries. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So yeah, finding out that the fucking insulin was double. She was like, you're a perfect candidate for Reda. And I'm like, well, I tried Chai's appetite and wanted to myself.

And I was like, this was pretty, you know, like it was a rough ride. But I think that I'm going to do good with the redda and I'm just going to put it into the air. But you'll be home now, you tried that when we were like on the road. Yeah. She says I'm going to try Treaseptide on tour in a bus. Yeah. Yeah. It was rough. And have you ever tried shitting on a tour bus as much as you have to shit when you're on TriZepat? Oh my God. It was brutal. I have a story about that. Yeah, that was bad. Yeah. It was brutal. But I'm going to try it again this weekend. I made Mo try it. Mo's my fucking science experiment. And she's been thriving. She's already dropped two pounds in the first week. How does she feel? She feels great. The first couple days she was a little tired And then after that she feels fine

But yeah, no, she's happy So we'll see if the weight stays off But I want to cycle it I want to do it for like 12 weeks And then come off of it and see how it goes So we'll see how it goes But you guys know how sensitive my body is And you guys always know I don't gate keep

And I shall tell you So if you see your girl starting to look a little svelte That's why That is why I have been killing myself in the gym I'm on week 33 My entire body is muscle It feels so crazy

to have like this much muscle on my body and still i cannot get the scale to move like it is crazy so i'm hoping this reda will just titrate me down a little bit are you scared that it's going to affect the muscle that you've worked so hard for because of no because reda is the only uh glp3 that helps let's you keep your muscle all the other ones eat your muscle this one lets you keep your muscle i want mine to eat my muscle so that's it right rid of my calves. So that's why a lot of bodybuilders and stuff are on Reda. Interesting.

We need to have somebody come on and talk about peptides. Because I really think peptides are like amazing. I know that like I've only been on it for about four or five days, I think. I have to look back. I have a log. But I've had pain in my freaking elbow right here since we went to Europe whenever I jumped off that freaking scooter and yanked my arm. And I'm talking like, I can't even hold a bottle of.

water in this hand. That's how bad it hurts. And I woke up today and it's not, it's sore, but it's not like it was. Oh, that's great. So we'll see. You can do the peptides and the rudda at the same time. Yeah, it's called a stack. You can stack peptides with GLPs. I try it. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna, uh, I'll start shot at the place I go to once I know that they're amazing and that they're legit. Okay, back on subject with the hotel stuff. When I was 15, I was a bus boy at a local resort, Little America, they just put the name out there, Little America, Cheyenne, Wyoming. Occasionally, the restaurant I worked in would ask one of the bus staff to deliver room service to one of the rooms.

They always asked male staff for safety reasons. On one occasion, I was asked to deliver a tray to a room. I took the trade to the room and a scantily clad woman answered the door. I never went in the room, but I could see that there were about eight or nine men and women in their 60s, to 70s, all of them nude in the room. Even at 15, I knew the room smelled like sex. I remember I was tipped well, went back to work, and no one ever asked how things went, and I never really mentioned it to anyone because I didn't think anyone would believe me. That, my love, was a swinger party. Oh, okay. They had a little, they had a little swinger party going on. All right.

Listen, man, those old people get down. Old swingers, they don't care. They will let the gray, wiry ball hairs fly uh i feel like that would be like velcro oh listen we're gonna be there one day we're gonna have wiry old gray hairs i won't because i shave mine but yeah i don't you guys well because you have a bush bro why do you think i have a bush you told us you had a no i said i don't shave it like skin like there's like this much hair that's not a bush so you have a five o'clock shadow Yes. Why? Stubble?

Doesn't he get razor burn when you guys bang? God, Barney Rubble over there? It though is not coarse hair though. That's got to hurt, dude. I would hate that. It's not. I don't have coarse hair, though. I, we have to show us.

Yeah, we need to see it. I'm not showing you guys in my vagina. My God. she's so stingy why all right go ahead haley you're next because if i don't get haley off of it she'll keep going because you hear why why why not there's a bathroom right there yeah game i'm another short and sweet one okay i used to clean a big office building and i would wear noise cancelling headphones while vacuuming about 20 minutes in i realized i had pulled the cord out and had passed by several people running a dead vacuum over the floor like a madman what i didn't understand that he wears noise

cancelling headphones right and he was vacuuming and he pulled the cord out oh and there was there wasn't a light on there that he could see i did not feel like isn't there like a vibration just the fact he's vacuuming in 20 minutes what the hell is so funny to me that's funny common sense is I feel like you would feel it. I truly feel like that. Okay, this one says I used to work at a hotel. I post these guests about these guests often because I always have these three guests who come to mine. Number one, this guest used the towels to wipe and then smeared it on the walls.

Why? What kind of fucking orangutan are you to do that? Why? Like, all right. Second was a young lady who was certainly no lady because she's still. stuck her used tampon on the bathroom wall. The blood acted like glue and it cemented itself there. They had to pry the tampon off the wall.

Why are we putting things on the wall? That's just disgusting. Disrespect for people who you know are going to have to clean stuff up. Like that's not funny. Literally. And then this one said the guests left three week old expired milk in the fridge. Okay, they were clearly living there. But they were only in house for three.

three days. So that means they already had two and a half week old expired milk when they checked in. Who lugs around rotten milk? Ew. I watched something one time of somebody who drank rotten milk. Like that was their thing. What? Yeah, I don't know. It was weird. It was a weird thing. Clumpy milk. I don't stop, bro. I can't. I don't even drink milk. I don't even eat dairy like that. So I couldn't imagine. Do you not use any kind of milk or do you use like just oat? I use almond on the milk i don't even like oat milk i'm really weird with milk and it's crazy because i used to love milk like i would get a frosted mug pour milk in it and let it just be like oh and eat it with my hash browns and eggs that was my shit chocolate milk my kids are obsessed

we use fair life because they can't have lactose yeah but like that chocolate of milk fire nice of you to plug them oh cut that no i'm just kidding I'm kidding. Fair Life, if you're listening to us, pay us. No, I'm just kidding. All right. I think I met the Fair Life guy. I'm not going to lie.

What? Yeah, one of Brooks' friends, I think, is a, like, owns, like, Fair Life. Yeah. That's crazy. To sponsor us, I'm a huge fan. I like his protein shakes. I like him a lot. He's really cool.

Yeah, you guys do love those. You have no idea how much I love them. Yeah. They're not good for you, though. I don't even care. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, that was like when we were hanging out with Todd that one day, the owner of Keynes.

And you're like, I thought he was a radio guy. I didn't even know who that was. Yeah, I remember. What was that? The owner of Keynes, Raising Keynes? Damn. She was like hanging out. We were all partying.

And then like he leaves and she goes, who's that? I was like, that's the owner of raising Kane. She just thought it was a radio guy. He does look like a radio guy. I love it. He kind of looks like a radio guy. Yeah, my bad. All right.

lots of hotel guests were in for a conference one night a guy walks down from his room to the bellhop desk and nothing but tidy whitties a bedsheep wrapped around his body from head to toe and blood dripping from his face this guy sounded out of it either from being concussed inebriated high on drugs or a mix of the three he informed security that he and his boyfriend had gotten into a fight so the two security officers one supervisor went to the room to question the other boyfriend while another security officer waited with the bloodied boyfriend behind the bellhop desk for an ambulance to arrive. Up to the room, security was informed that the bloodied boyfriend had been passed out drunk and had crapped in one of the beds when the other boyfriend had walked into the room with his wife and two kids, all of whom had been enjoying a night on the town. Both men were co-workers who were in for the conference. Supposedly, the family man had given the sweet key to his boyfriend with the expectations that they do the deed during the conference hours,

all while the wife and kids explored the city during the day. No. Back at the bellhop desk, the security supervisor relays the discovered info to the bloodied boyfriend, which sets the guy off. He tackles the security supervisor to the ground. Blood and crap stained the hotel carpet and the supervisor's suit as he finally cuffed the bloody boyfriend.

Cops are called and the guy gets taken away before getting inspected by medics. The moral of the story is, if you want to cheat on your wife with someone else in a hotel room, do your business in the smaller, uglier room and not the large, expensive suite you share with your family.

Family man catches inebriated boyfriend in crap-stained bed, kicks the boyfriend's half-naked ass who then proceeds to get his half-naked ass kicked again by the security supervisor. Oh my gosh. That was a lot to unwrap, dude. And imagine, you have to stay in that room afterwards.

No, but could you imagine being the wife and having to learn about that like oh. In that way with your kids? With your kids man like men are disgusting sometimes like you didn't think this out that you were going to you know

walk into this room and this man is I mean nobody ever thinks that they're going to walk into somebody shitting in a bed but true and then why do you beat the boyfriend up? That was my question that's your problem for letting him in there. You gave him the key. He got beat up twice? Well he tried to tackle security. I mean, he shit in the bed, though. Yeah. I would be that one if they're shit in my bed. Yeah. How drunk do you got to be? Like, that's not attractive. If you get a, if you get so

drunk that you fucking shit somewhere, you need to not be allowed to drink. When you start losing bodily functions, that's your cue to be like, I might need to have a little talk with God. I know. Like, uh, that's where it comes to an end for me. Yeah. We have a Bob review. you guys. We got a picture from Bob. Bobarino. And he wants to come out here, right? To get on the show.

He text me last night and said, Hey, it's Bob. You want to have me on the podcast tomorrow? I've been thinking about you. Best friend Bob, Bob out. Love him.

But did we get more of his story? Like, can we talk about it? I talked to him a little bit when he text me. He's in a group home. In group home, meaning for someone who has disabilities and needs that additional help.

he can't live on his own he's actually and I asked him how long he's been there he's been there since 1982 that's insane with no family and I asked him about family and his response was I'm 77 I have some friends I want to cry

we are his friends I told him he's my best friends Bob we're adopting you yeah I don't have a grandpa I don't have any family wait do we bring Bob to Nashville please dude should we take Bob on Broadway Let's take him out. Bob on Broadway?

A vlog, I smell it cooking. Wait. Let's do it. That's what Bob is short for. Bob on Broadway. Bob on Broadway. God, I love this. I don't know.

Oh my gosh. We have to find out if he can travel. We need to find out like what his diagnosis really is because I would hate to have Bob come out here and get too excited or something. Like, you know, like let's. Here's the picture of Bob. Let me tell you some. I love him. Those freaking sunglasses.

are everything. His lips obsessed. His skin. His skin is so flawless, dude. Cherry lips obsessed. I thought he had lipstick on it first. His lips are ball of cherries. Bolet cherries.

I literally thought he had lipstick on when I first saw the picture. Yeah, he sent us another voicemail. He called later on. Did he watch the episode? Oh, yeah. The world loves you, Bob. He sent a voicemail. This is Bob.

When am I getting on the bus just? Bob out. Poor Bob. He sounded like he had a hard day that day. Yeah, she said he sounded sad. Aw. I just love Bob. Or maybe we can go visit Bob.

If Bob can't come out here, maybe we can go to Bob. And it turns out he lives in the city that my grandparents were in before they passed. Aw. Yeah. I always say I will not step foot Oregon because you're allowed to smoke fentanyl out in open and heroin and all that stuff.

But I will, I know it's gorgeous. We'd go there for Bob. I will brave it for Bob. If we've laid for Bob. Brave it for Bob. Yeah. We have full on Bob out merch when we show up. Yeah.

Bob out. We need to make him a build a bear too that has Bob out, a Sam Bob out in it. That would be so cool. That would be great. Yeah. Oh my goodness. You want to cry. Yeah.

A little bit. Kind of want to tear up. All right. Tell us about this cult. Oh. Guys, I went up for an anniversary trip. And that was a hard right turn. You went,

right left. Listen, I like to keep shit, well, listen, after the Craig Morgan podcast, I'm not crying again. So let's keep moving.

I had a hard. You guys got to watch the Craig Morgan podcast. Holy cow. My whole room. I couldn't. And I'm not a crier, but I fucking bald. The look on your face.

I saw your lip kind of. I can't talk about it. All right. Colt, I went to, and this might be me starting rumors, guys, I actually have no idea. I just felt it was very culty. I went to Mount Eagle, and when we ate at High Point, we had, I mean, the best time ever if you've never been to High Point. You said you've gone, right?

You and Jay have gone. It's delicious. The best waitress ever, shout out to her because she loves all of us. She listens to us back and forth on her commute and is the best. So she tells us to go over to the Mont Eagle Assembly. So she told us all the history of Mon Eagle, and she says that the college there is owned by the church. There is also a house and nuns up there.

It's great, right? She tells me to go over to the Mont Eagle Assembly. I didn't know what that was. We drive into this, and when I immediately say, like, I was like, oh, look at this beautiful house over here. It looks like a cottage, like your dream home, right? It's got the, like, the embellishments on the front porches and everything. they've got guards like these like wooden gates and stuff to go through and we start driving in not

knowing what to expect and these houses are so beautiful but they all have plaques they're numbered there's not a stolen sight and we start driving it's like one-way roads and so we're kind of getting lost in this neighborhood there's like 70 houses in this gated neighborhood and they have a chain link fence around the whole neighborhood and i still have yet to see a person or a car And Jason and I were like, okay, this is getting weird. It literally, this whole town looks like everyone just stood up and walked out and never came back. There's like little bicycles just on like the path that are just sitting there. And like there's leaves everywhere because it's fall time.

Or the lawns mode? No, it's like, I mean, it's fall time. It's like all the leaves were all over the front porches. They had been swept. And there was no cars at the houses. And these houses are clearly lived in. There wasn't a single light on in this entire facility. and like we went to like a mess hall and it's like there's no one there there's the pool area

no one's there and there's just golf carts every so often no cars or nothing and jason and i started like kind of getting freaked out we're like what the hell is this thing right so i go and i look it up online because i was like that i have to know more what like what is it and apparently it is part of the church some one of these religious facilities where people go to learn Sunday school. That's how it started. There were Sunday school teachers that came from all over the United States

to learn this belief. And it's a certain kind of name. I started getting weirded out because I was like, wait, why isn't anyone here, though? There's no one there. But it looks like as if this community should be there. And so I looked them up online.

It's like our mission is the Sunday School Assembly is to be welcoming community of Christian faith where people can gather, engage in spiritual growth, renewal, lifelong inquiry, and learning, recreational and cultural enrichment while being good to our natural resources and our assembly heritage. And I was like, okay, cool. So then I start looking into it more. And it's very pressed to you must continue on the faith that they have instilled within this

area. And some of these homes are like sixth generation homes that have stayed in the family, but you cannot live here unless you like commit to the belief of pushing out this education type thing. That's crazy. And I took video. But you just got on it like no problem? I don't know if I was supposed to because there was gates, but there were service workers.

So the gates were like open and they were working right there. So we just drove through. Oh, gotcha. So afterwards, Jason and I said, we don't know if we were actually supposed to be here or not because we just drove through the gate. and when we left there was three guys standing out there with their hands on their hips and they just looked at us as we went by and I was like oh I don't know if we were supposed to be here so if someone knows actually what this is because I really tried to look into it why are all the homes numbered and named like one of them was like called southern comfort and then like one was like the round top and they all had numbers probably my jehovah's witnesses or something you think so I don't know maybe they're not allowed to have cars either like yeah like maybe it's like a golf card only kind of thing yeah we almost got to the end and I was like I feel like we went the wrong way and it said park at your own risk geez and so we like turned around and

like left yeah yeah that's crazy I don't know sounds crazy to me I don't know anything about it I would like to know more that wasn't me starting rumors I would just like to know whether it's a cult or not you would like to learn yes yeah I like that um so moving on from the cults I guess we are all gathered here today for the little bit of let's just keep it real I had an outburst online the other day and you know I am not ashamed to admit it and I

and it came from a place of anger and I'm still trying to learn how to control my anger but I'm also not that person anymore I've changed a lot I'm everybody in the comments guessed who it's about and I don't even need to say this person's name because one she doesn't deserve any hate and two I love her kids and her mother so much more than um her no I'm just kidding I don't mean her but just so much her so much more than um who she is right now

that I don't want to do anything to um trying to think of how to say this I don't want to do anything to bring them any harm. And I fully believe that with a big platform comes big responsibility. Amen. And I just, you know, I posted that video because, you know, your girl is fucking hurt. I feel very used. I feel very taken advantage of. I'm extremely angry. I'm extremely hurt. I have cried about this numerous times because I just don't understand, you know. But And one day, maybe I will talk about it. If she keeps pushing me, I will talk about it because she's, you know, doing things that she shouldn't be doing.

But, and if I did, it would completely destroy her. That's the problem. Yeah. And I'm not at a place in my life where tearing down people who are in their worst era is who I am. I did it with Monica fucking six years ago. And I regret ever doing that. that online um because you know everybody in the comments too was like it's momo again isn't it

and i just want to say monica has done a 180 yes she is going to therapy she works out with me every day she's my husband's assistant and she freaking is sober 60 days she's killing it she's oh we're so proud of you fucking crushing it dude like i'm so proud of her she was the one that i was betting on turning into this one. I did see it coming with this one because this is a repeated pattern of hers. This is why she's always in and out of my life because she's, to her core, we are not morally aligned. She's, and I'm using my words very choicey here. We are not morally aligned. And I am not who I was 30 years ago. She is still the same person that she was 30 years ago. And there's a difference, if you look at us, of why our lives have gone in

different directions. I was exchanging words with her the other day because she did something really fucked up with somebody who has continually hurt me. And she knows that. And the way she replied to me was absolutely disgusting. And so the old me, who, doesn't pray and isn't trying to be a better human started going in. And I had this long ass text that I was going to send. And I sent it to the girls, right? Because they were with me through this whole situation. This has been going on for weeks, by the way. And in the middle of that text message, I'm not one of these people who's like, God spoke to me. Because I'm not like that at all. You guys know that I'm not super religious, very spiritual. But I have been trying to walk with

God a lot more. Like to the point where I used to have, you guys have heard me talk on the podcast so much about like having witches do my spellwork every month and stuff like that. I literally cut all of that off. This journey with this baby has been just changed my life in more ways than one. And anyways, I'm writing this text message to her and I'm about to just read her to filth. And I heard, stop, I'm going to handle her. It was so loud in my head that it kind of scared me. I was like, if that wasn't God, I don't know what was. I'm hearing voices, you know? So I just hit her with the XO. And then the next morning I woke up, you know, and then the next morning I woke up and I really poured my heart out to her and explained to her, you know, like, this is what you have done.

And this has hurt me beyond what you could ever imagine. And the way that she keeps replying to me just lets me know that she doesn't have the emotional intelligence to meet me where I'm at. And I was fully prepared to come here today and lay it all out. And then I kept thinking about it. And I was just like, if I tell people what she's done, she'll never be able to show her face online again.

Yeah. And that's not what I want, you know? And I don't, I don't, I'm not, I even just because I'm hurt doesn't mean I need to hurt her back. And I think that hopefully one day she'll be able to look back and be like, damn, she was a fucking good-ass friend to me. And you guys know, I am not a victim mentality. I will take accountability for anything that I do.

I'm the first person to be like, yeah, I fucked up. I shouldn't have done that. There's none of that in this. And you guys know the whole story also. Yeah. You know? she tried to blame it on you guys, which is crazy, but I wish I could tell, I wish I could tell you guys everything, but this lady wrote me a comment last night on my post. And what's crazy

is this entire time that this has been going on for the past few weeks, I've been praying because I've been so angry and I've been so hurt. I've been like, God, please soften my heart. please make me look at this from her perspective and understand where she's coming from. I don't want to be this angry. I don't want to think about this and like want to fight people because I feel so taken advantage of and so used. And I mean, I've been mad for weeks. I'm talking like weeks. Like if I talked about it, I was very emotional because I was so upset about it. And literally now that this is all going on and I could have brought it to the table, my heart is softer than ever. And it's like it took weeks for God to let me feel all of those emotions and then

right when I could have put her on blast, I was like, you know what? I'm doing the brakes. I'm doing so good in life. Yep. I had so many phone calls yesterday that are so amazing. And like God is really blessing me. And I'm telling you guys, like, when I took that jump off Only fans, it was the scariest thing I'd ever done because that was a huge chunk of my money that had always funded my dumb blonde productions, our dumb blonde productions. And when I did that, God blessed me tenfold. When I got off a Patreon, it was the scariest thing I've done because I was behind that paywall for six years and made millions of dollars. And to leave something like that in your comfort zone is scary. And God has already blessed us in so many ways. And so many ways,

since I made that. And I just feel like this is another thing where God's just going to be like, let me handle it. Because I know, and this is not coming from a place of ego, that anybody that has ever hurt me or my family has never prospered after I took my energy away from them. So this lady wrote this comment and it was just confirmation that I need to take the high road and remember that I'm not the same person that I used to be. And she was so cool about it. And I really wish that people who are religious could take a page from this lady's book of how she approached me because it really made me think also. I was like, you know what?

You write. She said, Bunny, God is changing you, anointing you and elevating you. Through the process, the old is gone and the new is to come. God also commands us to obey his. word and to allow justification and vengeance from him. Don't pay evil for evil. Don't gossip and slander. Pray about it and let it go. He's sharpening you and strengthening you. And in this process, what once was is no longer. Everyone cannot go where you're going. Thank him for the clarity and the insight and let it be. He will protect you and will always avenge you. Don't bother with airing out the laundry, my girl, prayers your way. Then I said, okay, just one last time. Because I was like, I was dead set on coming in guns ablazoned today.

And she said, I'll pray for you. Don't block your blessings. You will heat burning coals over their heads when you give it to God. Wow. And I was just like, I feel like God has literally this entire situation just been like, I'm testing you. Give it to me. Trust me.

If you really want me to use you and like start changing your life, like I still cuss. I'm not perfect. I don't know what I'm doing. I barely even know like a lot. I know a lot of the Bible, but I couldn't quote you scriptures or anything like that. Like I'm a baby Christian starting all over again, even though I grew up in the Pentecostal church. So saying that much, I'm just giving it to God. I'm letting him handle it. And I don't want to be that person. And the first thing, the first thing to not becoming, to not going back to the old me is to just continue being the new me. and I genuinely just pray for her and hope that she can realize

that everything she's doing in life has not led her down a great path. There's a reason. This is a lot. This is a lot of emotion, guys. Oh, God. I don't know why. I'm not trying to make you guys cry,

but it's real. I'm just proud of you. Yeah, no, I'm proud of you like more than you realize like this right now, I'm like really taken back. Yeah. I love you. And I cried about, I've cried about it. I'm hurt. Like, she fucked up so bad that I will probably, remember when Monica hurt me? Yes. And I didn't talk to Monica for five years. Took a long time. And Monica literally lived the worst life that she's ever lived the day that she left me. And it took Monica literally calling me and saying,

Bunny, I'm not going to live. I need help. And I was just like, and remember even her coming I was just like, Monica, I love you. I don't trust you. And I don't believe that you really want to change. And Monica actually came here and she got fired because she went on a bender and drank for like three or four days straight while I was in New York. I was having to deal with it. And I fired her. And Monica came to my house, even though I was like, no, I don't want to talk to you. She came to my house. She said, she looked me in my eyes. She said, Bunny, I want to change. I'm going to change. And from that day on, she has changed. Every time she comes to you, it's another huge hurdle. Yeah. It's like, it's a turning point every single time for her and I'm so proud of her yeah I'm proud of momo too I'm proud of us and we've just come so far and my brand isn't about bashing people I want to uplift people and I want to uplift her she needs it so if you instead please nobody go to her page and send her any hate um you know if anything say a prayer for her that'll make me happy and I just want to continue living my blessed life to the fullest and you know who's with me is with me and who isn't isn't and I think God that he's showing me you know that now so

let go and let God live and let God that was a that was a guns and Rosa song that I made a little bit spiritual but yeah and I mean we're not all woo-woo over here and like oh my gosh holier than now but it's like there comes a time in your life where yes stand up for yourself always stand up for yourself, but it doesn't have to be publicly aired out. And my platform is huge. I realized that after I did that video, that people are just waiting for me to attack somebody so that they can literally tear them down. And I was just like, they were already tearing down in the comments a little. Throw down me. Yeah. Yeah. I almost turned the comments off because it doesn't make me feel good. You know, like that's just not who I am. Like I'm literally on my farm, living a peaceful life.

And I'm, you know, over here trying to make babies and just, you know, just be a different. human so yeah you are this is a huge moment yeah I think everyone is going to tune in and you're waiting for the tea and it's not going to be it yeah and I'm sorry for those that are here with the tea who are throwing popcorn at their fucking screen right now but you know trust me she'll show herself eventually you know well and hopefully they learned something because maybe those people needed to hear what just happened yeah yeah yeah so we're moving on moving on onwards and upwards baby moving on it all right and on that note we got to go stream baby let's go stream let's go stream meet us over on twitch guys love you bye