Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Worst Psychic Reading I've Ever Had!

Episode Date: August 14, 2026

Bunnie and the gang are back with Part 2 of Ask, Tell, Confess: Vacation Edition — and somehow, y’all managed to make these stories even wilder than last week.From a construction work trip involvi...ng a $1,000 bet and some very questionable decisions, to Dempsey’s disastrous jet ski instructor situationship in the Keys, we’re getting into the vacation memories that should’ve stayed on vacation.Bunnie and the gang also relive their chaotic Rome trip, Nanny’s cigar-on-the-beach fail, matching tattoos, and why everyone thinks they’re out doing hoe shit when they’re really just playing games and making cookie balls.Then the confessions completely go off the rails with cheating exes, family vacations gone horribly wrong, accidental cousin kisses, and hotel room behavior nobody asked to witness. Plus, the worst psychic reading ever, why Four Loko is officially off-limits, and way too much oversharing.Moral of the story: some vacation memories should’ve stayed on vacation — but thank God y’all told us anyway.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

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Starting point is 00:03:00 Welcome back to part two of continuation of the last week's episode of these crazy wild vacation stories because we had so many of our own last week that we didn't really get to get into all of the ones that we got. So I think we're going to just keep it moving on this week's episode. But there was a lot of really good submissions. A lot of really good submissions. So who wants to kick off this week? I will. also if you guys want to be a part of Ask Talk and Fess,
Starting point is 00:03:26 I think you guys have all figured it out now. Just go to all three, all four of our Instagrams and try to limit it to one person because sometimes we get multiple stories. So if you guys could just hit one of us and, you know, leave the story. Eventually it'll be seen.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Just put ATC in front of it and we will, you know, that's how you can participate and we'll read it live on the air, baby. Or send a voice note. We love voice notes. We love voice notes. Yeah. We love a good.
Starting point is 00:03:53 voice note because I like to hear the inflection in people's, you know, voices. So yeah. You always have a word for something. I don't even know what that means. That's wild. All right. This one was a work trip. So it wasn't exactly a vacation, but it was a work trip, which I feel like nothing good happens on a work trip. Went out of town for work doing construction. Construction guys are the worst. Are you the one that was telling me about the dudes on, what is it, hint? What's the gay app? Grindr. On Grindr. Were you the one that? I don't know. Some dude was telling me about like when construction workers travel, that's the app they get on to hook up.
Starting point is 00:04:28 That would not surprise me. Crazy. Anyways, went out of work for construction. We just happened to be about three hours from my ex-wife. My boss and I made a bet for $1,000 that if I called her, she would come to our hotel. So I called her. He paid for her gas to come out and gave me $1,000. She brought a girl we used to occasionally hook up with.
Starting point is 00:04:49 He tried to hook up with both of them and ended up getting neither of them. My ex-wife, loser. And I foked, fuck. What a fucking loser. He said my ex-wife and I ended up fucking the girl together. And we filmed it. Then my boss paid me another grand for the video. Damn.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Damn, boss is a big old trick. Yeah. Trick daddy. Trick daddy. Trick, motherfucker daddy. Well, he sounded like one. He fit the bill. If the shoe fits, lace that bitch up and wear it, you know?
Starting point is 00:05:21 Okay. shit. Oh yeah, by the way, let's talk about our tattoos. Oh, my goodness. We haven't got to talk about the tattoos. Time cast a spell on you so you won't forgive me. Everybody keeps asking. They're like, shouldn't it say casts?
Starting point is 00:05:41 And it's like, no, it's time cast a spell on you. Those were the original lyrics that Stevie Nix had written. And this is just a special song. Like I love it. It doesn't mean anything for anything that's going on in any part of my life. No. We all got it together. I don't know on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yeah. Right. Well, we wanted it before. We love that song. And then we saw it and we were like, you know what? This is our sign. That was the type we wanted for sure. We were listening to it.
Starting point is 00:06:06 It was like one of those moments where it's just you're listening to the song. And then you're like, we should get that tattoo. Yeah. And then it just happened. And we met the coolest tattoo artist ever. Which I feel like that was meant to be too. Yeah. Meaning that.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Also, we did it under a blood moon. Didn't know that. Yeah, we got tattooed under a blood. Wait, I took a photo of it. The moon. Yeah. Did you remember? Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:26 It was. Dude. Wow. That night, it was meant to be. Aw. Sweet little Jeremy. I love Jeremy. He was sweet.
Starting point is 00:06:34 And Jeremy is best friends with Viking Barbie. Yes. Which is crazy, which is one of my best friends. So it was like all just serendipitous. And 10 months prior had seen us in Rome. In Rome. Yeah. Watched us fly bashed him on scooters.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Yeah. It was just a. Take it the car, Michael. handle off. I was not on the scooter. Haley was like, I'm just terrified of scooters, well.
Starting point is 00:06:55 You know what? You're lucky you didn't go on it? Because I fucking remember I fell off the scooter. Yeah. And fucking ripped something in my arm. And for six months, my fucking arm hurt so bad. I tried peptized.
Starting point is 00:07:04 I tried everything. I think I like fractured my elbow. That was crazy. Yeah. Something happened. It was that rat. Do you remember the fucking big ass rat? Do you remember the rat?
Starting point is 00:07:13 God. It was huge. That rat was beefy. Like that dude was fucking. I don't know one says that about me. Dude. I like that. That fucking rat dude, I hated him. He was like a speed bump.
Starting point is 00:07:29 It was. So you ran over him? No, but he ran in front of me and like I went, I went like this to miss it because I thought it was a cat and it was a fucking rat. Dude, it was crazy. Rats in Rome are a different story. No. It was wild. We got to go back and redo that trip, but all of us.
Starting point is 00:07:45 We've been having so much fun, you guys. Like, I can't even tell you how much time we've been having. with you guys is a lot of fun. It's been wild. Yeah. It's been really cool. But it was not wild like how you guys would think. Like we're just like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:58 I think everybody thinks we're out here doing ho's shit. And it's really like we're doing fucking best friends shit. We're playing Garland of humanity. Yeah. We're having like game nights and pizza nights and cookie bowls. Cookie bowls. Bro, I'm making a vlog about that right now. I got 29 seconds in and I was crying because I was laughing so hard at your commentary.
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Starting point is 00:09:43 She goes, it's like PETA but for the world. Ha ha ha ha. It was the most beautiful conversation I've ever experienced. When is this vlog going to be done? I'll work on it and post it tonight, guys. Seth reminded me. He was like, hey, man, where's my cookie vlog? I said, I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:10:00 You got to post it, though. I will. It'll be good. I was making it last night. It was so funny. All right, who's next? My grandma submitted. So I feel like I have to read nanny.
Starting point is 00:10:11 When I was little, my brother-in-law convinced me to, smoke a cigar and I threw up all over the white sands of Florida. Oh, I can't do cigars. No. You know, it's funny though, because my grandpa always smoked cigars now. Really? There's nothing worse than like a nicotine sickness. Like if you smoke a cigarette or if you like, you know, vape too much or You've never smoked a cigarette? Just a straight marlborough red to the door or a camel crush. Oh, to crush the blue ones. I really loved the pink and black camels back in the day. I love the Newports. New ports were my jam.
Starting point is 00:10:48 I'm from the hood. So, yeah. No, I get it. To white trash. A good marble red. Fuck me up. Fuck a marble red.
Starting point is 00:10:55 That shit. Dude, you might as well just inhale dirt. The smell of it. Like, it's bad. It's great. God, they're fucking brutal.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Like, you feel like you're dying. When you fucking inhale a marble red, it's like, like it, you need a fucking pulse oxometer and an oxygen mask. I made it, we were joking who made a South Park image of me.
Starting point is 00:11:15 earlier and my chat put a pack of marble reds next to me. I swear, it was the wildest shit. Your chat knows you. Product placement. Yeah, I'm someone's, you know, a drunk uncle. This one is from our home girl Demps. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:11:30 We know she's a mess. We love Dempsey so much. And I, you guys might remember this because I remember this. Oh. I met this guy. He was my Jetsky instructor. I met him down in the keys.
Starting point is 00:11:44 He had no fucking. money the day I got there. I do remember this. Do you remember? Somebody died on the boat. It was during lobster fishing season. I was supposed to stay with him and his friends, but I felt uncomfortable, so I booked my own hotel.
Starting point is 00:11:58 He had no fucking money. The whole vacation, I paid for the next Airbnb. I paid for all the food, drinks, and groceries. I think the only thing he bought me was a Wendy's double junior bacon cheeseburger at the end of the trip. I missed my flight and had to drive four hours to Miami with him only for him to not help me get out of the car with my suitcase and he drove off. Fuck that guy, Bunny. I remember this content. She like vlogged the whole thing. She did 100%. She's like on the boat with him
Starting point is 00:12:25 vlogging. Yeah. Like just miserable. Yeah. I do remember that saga. That's crazy. I bet you it's still up if you guys want to scroll back on Dempsey's profile. Yeah. Dude, poor Demp. She gets in some crazy situations, man. Demp's does it to her fucking self. I mean. And she knows I'll tell her that. I'll be like, Dembs, what are you doing? Yeah. Why are we here? Why are we barking up this tree? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:47 She always, but you know what? She's a good fucking time. She is such a good time. One thing about Dempsey is she will fucking make you laugh from the minute she enters your life to the minute she fucking walks out the door to go home. And she will go home abruptly. Oh. She's almost worse than Jaime. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:04 She will Irish goodbye you so fast. She'd be like, my dog's in the hotel. I got to go. As soon as her fucking energy tank is low, she's got to go. She's gone. Yeah. I love it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:13 I love that so much. I love people who. Irish goodbye, even though it pisses me off. I mean, because I'm like the opposite. Oh, Haley, your side quest, SideQuest Sally. I am. Like, I literally, I saw TikTok that was literally me the other night.
Starting point is 00:13:24 And it's like, what does it like to leave the bar before the lights come on? Yeah. And I was like, hmm, I've watched that. No, you face timed me. You were so drunk the other night. You FaceTimed me. And I go, why is it so bright in the bar? And you're like, the lights are on.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I was so funny. I was like, go home, my friends. I've seen Haley get the security light. and escort people out. That's the nightlife security. That's my favorite thing to do. She's the type of girl who will not go home. Like you have to beg her to go home and then finally you're just like,
Starting point is 00:13:54 you know what? I'm going and meet me at home. Find your, find your, find a, that's how we ended up at the strip club the other night. And then, send her with a friend.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Yes. And then you'll see her later that night. Yes. For sure. Maybe. Yeah. No, no,
Starting point is 00:14:08 I always make, I always check your location. Make sure you make you sit back safe. Yeah. Yeah. You're like my, oh, hold on though.
Starting point is 00:14:14 when we came in the other night, when Mimi was sleeping and me and you were in the bathroom. That was a funny. It's being ever. No, no, no, no. I'm going to tell that from my point of view. Get ready. We had a different point of view because it was.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Everyone, sit down. I was not feeling well. I did not want to go out. I tripped over my suitcase and it was like my 13th reason why. Because I like my knee hurt. And I said, you know what? That was my,
Starting point is 00:14:42 that was it. I'm not going out. I'm going to bed. It was like our last night after literally. 10 days of just debauchers. I said, I'm not mentally well. My knee hurts. I'm going to bed.
Starting point is 00:14:52 She gave me some like sticky patch to put on my knee. So I like put it up and everything. I get woken up to the door. I don't know if they fucking kicked it in with their foot or what. It slams open. And they into the bathroom and then slam the bathroom door shut. And all I hear is this. That you guys heard that.
Starting point is 00:15:14 noise right there. Imagine it for fucking 10 minutes straight. And it doesn't stop. It just said, and then all I hear Bunny is, she's going to get mad at us. I don't remember that. And then she starts laughing again.
Starting point is 00:15:33 And then she said, we have to be quiet. And then they just started laughing. This was, went on for so long. And so I'm awake at this point. And I hear the door start. slowly opening and I'm just like on my phone and she said we're so sorry. I thought you were awake since you were on your phone. I was like perfect. So then Haley proceeds to then fall on top of me and buckle my knee out. Don't remember this. And get up and fall back on me again. And I just looked at her.
Starting point is 00:16:06 And then so we separate. I go to my room and Haley's in my room. And I'm, and I'm, in bed with somebody next to me and Haley's in bed with somebody next to her and fucking we're texting and we're talking it was the funniest never it is the funniest fucking conversation and I said something to where we both fucking lost it to where I had to sit up in the bed because I was laughing so hard holding the laugh at that I was shaking the fucking bed that the person the person what the fuck are you doing? And I was like, I'm sorry. I left Haley a message.
Starting point is 00:16:49 I said, dude, I'm in trouble. I got to go to bed. You send a voice text and I read it and I fucking lost it. Mind you, this is a spring bed. So the whole bed is doing this. It was so hard. Cuck and Hoffer. I called them Brad Cuck and Hoffer.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Wait, we haven't showed you the. No. It's so funny. I get up the morning after to Bunny Calling Me to a apologize. Yeah. Because she said, I think I pissed off Mami. Yeah. She calls me. She goes, hey, she's downstairs. I'm upstairs. What are you doing? I was like, we're getting ready to guys. She goes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for last night, buddy. That was blacked out. No, it was, it was funny. It was good times. Good times. Last night was a good night. That was good. We always
Starting point is 00:17:34 have fun. Yeah. You guys got a wild psychic greeting. Oh, fuck. Big. Yeah. I don't even want to talk about it because it was so bad. I have. I I have never had a worse experience in my life with a psychic than I did with this lady. I've always had great psychic. Always. Always. Great psychic readings. Never had a problem with them.
Starting point is 00:17:57 This lady, what in the fuck? Like, upset everyone. She read you on the phone call after 10 seconds. Yeah. Her son. It should have been red flag number one. But the thing is that she read all of us the same way.
Starting point is 00:18:07 She said the same shit. Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. I like Jaime's interpretation of what a psychic is. All on the video? No, that's the best video. Insert that video, Jason.
Starting point is 00:18:19 No, it's so funny. You'll have a long and fulfilled life, but starting in two months. So for two months it'll be kind of rough. But after that, wait, yeah, after those two months, you will be not fulfilled, but you will be happy on the right path. Okay? Now if you feel this pressure point, did you feel it?
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah? Guess what? That's called the long and happy filled by that's what you got right now. Thank you. Next. But she was like, do you want a new car? I said, yeah. She's like, well, you're going to get it.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I said, okay. It was just the most like basic thing. She'll be like, I see you as a lover and you want to settle down and get married. I said, no. She was like, mm-hmm. She had to like re-scramble. Yeah, no, she said the same thing to me. She's like, she's like, you're looking for love.
Starting point is 00:19:17 I said, no, I'm not. The fuck I'm not. She's like, you, you have bad luck in love. I was like, technically, no. I was like, I actually have a really good love life, but I just don't want to be in love. Like I'm having fun. Like, she was like, you want to be a mother? I said, no.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Oh, she got someone mixed up. That was not Haley's reading for sure. No, it was crazy. All right. Who's next? Vacation stories. We keep getting off track. I know.
Starting point is 00:19:42 We all just keep, like, talking. Yeah. Oh, this one was great. getting drunk on four loco with my Scottish ex on spring break just to find him fucking his best friend in an alley on River Street. His best friend is a guy. I was just about to ask. And then when I woke up the next day and asked him about it, he spent 24 hours telling me that it was just a drunk hallucination until someone actually told me they had video. Ruta's spring break of my life never had four loco again.
Starting point is 00:20:12 That's insane. Like I'm never going to yuck any labor. was it though was it the gold ones no i don't know i don't know anything about four loco i know know nothing about four loco oh that was my sh i'm just like we're never going to yuck anybody's yum but dude if you're the hallucination that pisses me yeah don't gaslight if you're gonna be if you're gonna be gay if you're gonna be gay you gotta claim it yeah just if you like it in the butt you like don't hurt people you know like don't hurt a woman who obviously was invested in you yeah that you fucking scarred her for life to the point that she's literally telling us the story on asked
Starting point is 00:20:46 all confess, you know. Poor baby, you know, sweet girl. Oh, it was the same Scottish man that I hooked up with. Damn, they all like it in the poker. I don't know. Did you put your finger in his butt? Might not have been him. I don't do it to anyone.
Starting point is 00:21:02 You don't? Oh, you can't. Imagine that thing going inside you. No. But also, ew. Where you shit? I've one time got my stilettos too sharp and I sliced my vagina open. I believe it.
Starting point is 00:21:17 I've done that before too. Yeah. If you wash too fast. I did. I literally cut hurts. That's why I'm such a basic bitch now. Yeah, you did get basic on us. Yeah, I feel like I.
Starting point is 00:21:28 I tried to do the basic bitch thing and just couldn't do it anymore. I can't have the skin and the hair and the outfits. Like I got to be toned down somewhere. Not me. I'm going to wear makeup for the rest of my life. I tried it with the no lashes thing. No. Can't do it.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I've tried it all. Yeah. I've tried it all too. I just, this is me. Take it or leave it. My nail already said, you ever going to do something fun? I said, no.
Starting point is 00:21:51 I said, no, I'm over it. I'm over it. Okay, this one said, I went on a trip with my boyfriend at the time's family to the lake. I mean, the whole family, aunts, uncles, cousins. Anyway, we snuck off and we were trying to get it in a little area in the lake that was secluded. Tell me why. They all showed up and I'm on a floaty with no talk trying to get railed. I would like to know how the hell you did that on a float.
Starting point is 00:22:18 getting railed on a floatie? Yeah. Where's the leverage? It could be a big one that doesn't have the hole in it, you know? So it's a raft. Have you ever tried to fuck on an air mattress? It's the same thing. There's no leverage there.
Starting point is 00:22:32 I've made it work. It could be like waste high water. I've made it fucking work, baby. It's like a waterbed too. Have you ever had sex on a waterbed? No. Motion of the ocean, baby. I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I feel like you can't get leverage. It's rhythm. It's rhythm. Like, I'm about to stand. Yeah. It's rhythm. You literally have to balance yourself and then find a rhythm. It's like you laughing on the spring bed.
Starting point is 00:23:03 I guess. I don't know. It's possible. I've done it. Not on a raft. Not on a raft. I don't like, imagine. I don't like sex in water.
Starting point is 00:23:13 That scares me. Because what if there's like a fucking parasite in there and it just swims up in you. That's probably how she got the frog in the vagina. Why are you fucking in a dirty ass river too? That's gross, dude. No. Water like that, you don't know what's it.
Starting point is 00:23:27 You can't even see through it. Most rivers are built on top of old towns anyway. Oh, okay. I just take it there. That's my favorite. Decomposed bodies. What? They don't drown the lakes with the people in them.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Crazy. Oh, here's... Some they do. Oh, let me see. You guys want to hear. Oh, let me see. You guys want to hear what he else to say? I know you got a lot going on right now.
Starting point is 00:23:52 And I hope everything is going great today. Just know I'm thinking about you and hope you're having the absolute best day. You deserve the best. He's so sweet. Wait, is this the guy from the show a while ago? Yes, I remember reading him. Yeah. That one.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Him. That's what I showed you earlier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He popped up on my snap and I was like, hey, like I miss you. And then I was like, hey.
Starting point is 00:24:17 She said pause. Wait a second. Let me notify my girl. I got a friend. I immediately texted you. I was like, I got someone. It's like Dennis Rodman.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Just passing it to Boneyton's like. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the all-star player right now. You are.
Starting point is 00:24:34 That was a nice little al-y-up there. Yeah. Yeah, we all enjoyed that. And it's a slam-down, everyone. I hope you know that. We even showed really to her Brad. Yeah, we showed everybody.
Starting point is 00:24:44 What would he say? He was, he couldn't believe it. Nobody can believe it. It's a fucking, it's a, it's a, it's a amazing wonder of the world. I stood up when she showed me. You showed it to me. I said, Jason cut this out of.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Oh, great. Yeah, that's crazy comparison. But damn. Damn. Haley, that was. We're not playing words of humanity right now. Words. Words against humanity.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Words against humanity. God. I went on vacation back when I was 18 and I met this guy at the hotel. We got a talk in and we ended up kissing. He sees my mom and said, that looks like my aunt. I go, ha ha, funny. That's my mom. His dad came up and saw me and was white in the face.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Turns out that was my cousin. I never knew about him because my mom and her brother haven't talked in years. Get out of here. Honest mistake. Kissing cousins? Honest mistake, I may. Well, it wasn't like a family reunion. they were just there.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Or wait, why were they at the same hotel? Thank you. Family vacation. Was this in Florida? Probably. No, probably Arkansas.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Alabama. Crazy shit. Yeah, they went from Alabama to Florida probably. Yeah. Makes sense. Well,
Starting point is 00:26:06 figures they were from Alabama. Just kidding, guys. Don't get mad. Don't get mad. It's an old. It was a joke. It's an old joke
Starting point is 00:26:14 as old as time, baby. All right, I got one too. worst vacation I've ever gone on was going to Virginia first of all why the fuck would you go to Virginia for vacation with my friend and her family for a baby shower during that time her and her boyfriend broke up and she went on Tinder and matched with this guy
Starting point is 00:26:33 you guys good you good you guys good you're okay what's happening let let the classroom in on the joke you fucking idiots They look like SpongeBob and Patrick laughing. We are. I'm fucking. Insert visual.
Starting point is 00:27:01 No, go ahead. Enjoy. All right. I'm going to fucking read this again. Worst vacation I've ever gone on was going to Virginia with my friend and her family for a baby shower. During that time, her and her boyfriend broke up and she went on Tinder and matched with the sky.
Starting point is 00:27:24 They started FaceTiming each other a lot at night. One night, I was half awake and started hearing. moaning and planting, oh, moaning and panting, and realized they were masturbating on the face time with each other. Mind you, we shared a room. That sounds like a great match for me. I wouldn't be upset if somebody did that. I'd be in the background fucking rooting it on. That's crazy. I feel like don't you guys masturbate in the same room, but like you'll go in the shower and then you'll go in the, you'll go in the bed. I think like real friends masturbate around each other. We're just comfortable. We just text each other when we're done.
Starting point is 00:27:59 except for when she leaves me out in the fucking cold. That was crazy. She forgot to tell me she was done. I'm freezing outside. I didn't. I'm just going to go hang out. And then she's like an hour later. It was like, okay, I'm done.
Starting point is 00:28:13 I was like, damn, that. She must have taken a long time for her to find her story or her fucking porn that she likes to watch. Nope. She just forgot to text me. I don't know. Real friends don't care about shit like that, I guess. I don't think it's natural.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Everybody fucking rubs one out, you know? Why not? And if your girl's fucking go on. through a breakup and somebody's distracting her more fucking power to her sister. Yeah, I remember that one time you did it in the bathroom in Europe. Yep, I remember that. With him on FaceTime. And then when you finished, he said, welcome to Chili's.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Fuck that guy. Well, you did virtually. Believe this. Oh, that dude. Yep. Yeah. I forgot about him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:53 The other one's on my shit list too. Yeah. Yep. Tell him. I'm telling the world right now. You're on my shit list. All right, guys, we have so much shit to do. We've got to get out of here.
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