Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: WTF Did We Just Talk About

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

Bunnie and Meme kick off this week's Ask, Tell, Confess remembering some of the more emotional moments from watching Disney movies as a child. They then uncover some confessions about freaky massage parlor secrets, tampon mishaps, and Bunnie calls a lucky listener from the Patreon fam! Watch Full Episodes & More:www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Hello friends, welcome to Ask Tell Glamour. The fact that we were at the CMAs the other day and somebody freaking brought that up like i i've been doing that sound for my entire life what is you said what it was after is it the came off robin hood no i think it's the beaver from lady and the tramp it's that it's there's

also a thing on robin hood too tasha and i fucking have done it forever i've done it since i was a kid but i was a disney kid so i had to I mean not I never went to Disneyland until I was 22 but um I was only allowed to watch Disney movies so speaking of watching movies I'm having a cute little moment the other night where a movie had ended in our house and I'm on the couch with Olivia everyone leaves jason's gone cash i think is asleep at this point and this movie turns on and i guess maybe this just wasn't a movie i paid attention to as a child because i know i had seen it but i i guess like the the storyline didn't resonate with me at that time in my life i don't know how it could it does now

because i'm at the end of this movie and i am sobbing uncontrollably next to olivia like it is like one of the most emotional movies i've watched in a long time all dogs go to heaven we love all dogs let's make music together baby let's make sweet harmony oh let's make music together baby yeah she goes i'm the alligator the crocodile yep and as the cracker crocodile comes up it's like two seconds after the scene she goes wait just wait when you see this character it is me this character comes your entire personality i see what molded you as a child all dogs go to heaven was one of my favorite movies as a child like i literally loved that movie that goes to show that i have loved animals way more than humans tell me what you did to me well so i found out this actually a couple months ago and i was devastated by it so after i knew she was watching with her kid and stuff so i didn't want to fucking

put it on her but i had to tell her so the next day i was like hey man you know where the part where charlie's saying goodbye to the girl and she's like but where are you going and he's like i gotta go kid and like so the little girl i know the little girl who played anne marie was murdered by her father because her father was extremely abusive and she had recorded her parts before she died and burt reynolds had to go in and do his parts with her parts after she was murdered yeah mimi's balling i know it's fucked up i wake up to this text at like 8 a.m and start sobbing again like you fucking bitch why would you do this to me i had to tell you dude like i was just like, it's so fucked up. Like, that little girl was their cash cow.

And the dad was jealous of the little girl and her career. But also the mom was in a severely abusive relationship. So he killed the little girl to, like, get back at the mom or something like that. It's so sad. Fucked up. The dog dies. The girl dies. Not made for this the only reason i brought

that up was because someone's confession on as tell confess this week was that she cannot watch oliver and company or dumbo without hysterically crying oh she goes literally i briefly watched a clip of dumbo in his mom's trunk and cried for an hour i was like her name's kelse kelse i relate to you because i'm like on this as to confess right now already crying just thinking i don't even remember dumbo i couldn't relate to dumbo when i was younger because it had too much hallucinogenic in it and i still don't even like it you know how like they have all those fucking like it's like it's an acid trip yeah yeah and i didn't like it like a lot of those movies back in the day like the eyes when they would do the like the snake eyes disney has so much subliminal shit let's talk about the dick

and the fucking little mermaid you know sleep on those sheets as a child yeah all the little dick castles there's a part where um in aladdin he's talking to the princess and something and he says and so he says take the um nice tiger nice tiger nice tiger take off your clothes yeah yes and then when he lays down in the dust on lion king and it comes up as well sex yeah and in the original little mermaid the priest gets a boner yeah i've seen that i had it on vhs And anytime you go to turn on that movie on my VHS, it was paused at that point. Because I was like so baffled as a child that like he literally grows a boner during the video. No, yeah. I was a Disney kid.

So now you guys know I'm a pervert. Makes sense. Literally. Completely makes sense. I was not. I was only allowed to watch rated G movies till I ran away from home. Oh my gosh. I couldn't imagine.

Being 14, only being allowed to watch rated G movies, i ran away from home oh my gosh i couldn't imagine being 14 only being allowed to watch rated g movies not being able to listen to secular music after you grew up in a rock star household like we grew up so different because my parents were bikers so i'm like i i feel like it's so weird how you could have two completely different childhoods and then just end up in the same lifestyle but on. Yeah, but be the same humans. Yeah, isn't that so wild? My parents were very like, my mom was like the typical like banker and it was like super sweet. My dad was the truck driver,

but on the weekends they were like riding his Harley and like we were going to biker rally. I remember being like literally 10 years old walking around biker rallies. You know, it's, yeah, it's totally crazy. No, I love it. We love Susan. We love dad too dad

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I never did this because I'd have puked and just know. This man would come in and have the girl he picked take a shit in a cup and feed it to him. I'm gagging right now. And if she couldn't shit, he'd pay another girl $500 to do it. He paid $2,000.

I was asking my friend to do it, but I noped out. This guy came in for years. is just disgusting excuse me what shit fetishes pay there's a lot of people who used to want me to like have you ever shit on someone no i can i've peed on somebody football players used to be into that kind of shit but i could first of all i can't shit you can't poop i can't poop listen to you wrangle out a turd the other night at the cmas it was rough bro i was like it like literally sounded like she was wrestling

something in the bathroom what is going on my cheeks apart and rock dude like could you imagine if somebody paid me to do that i'm like hold on just fucking really trying to get one out just wrangle a turd dude wrestle a turd that's what's going on man no i couldn't and but i just there's nothing hot about that two girls one cup dude biggie smalls talks about it like and i shits on the bitch could you imagine biggie smalls shitting on you no no no no i hear what my husband does to a toilet oh there's no way in hell i see like i will come in in the remnants and i'm like sir give it a double flush that was rough i don't know what happened to you in hell i see like i will come in in the remnants and i'm like sir give it a double flush that was rough i don't know what happened to you in there i am sorry but you gotta give it one more

yeah so gross dude yeah so that uh thanks jamie thanks for sharing that with us we really needed to hear about that that was really interesting yeah uh i mean i feel like maybe we just, you know, screenshotted a lot of really gross ones because I also screenshotted that Sammy confessed that when she was in high school, she had a crush on her brother's friend who was in college. Right. And he used to come over to the house, you know, just randomly. We all had those friends in high school that were just like they don't even knock. They just walk through the door. Yeah. You know, so so one day she had the flu and unfortunately while she was you know shitting uncontrollably she also had to puke so she ran to the bathroom and she was shitting her brains out and she got the feeling that she needed to puke so she grabbed the pan next to her and she started running to

the bathroom and as the shit is running down her legs and she is puking uncontrollably the crush walks through the door and has a direct line shot of her shitting and puking with door wide open of the bathroom oh no she said needless to say he did never you know not knock coming in but could you imagine not knowing what you're about to see and someone is just shitting and puking everywhere oh you get a pass though because when you're sick man you can't control those bodily fucking functions i feel so bad i got you know food poisoning or dumping from my shot on the tour bus and that was the worst experience of my life i the dumping from those tri-zepitide fucking shots is crazy it's so painful can't do it so painful

it's happened to me i think three times now since i've been on the shot and i don't wish that on my worst enemy uh-uh i can't triseptide fucked me so bad i haven't taken another shot traumatized i'm traumatized i'm not taking that shit over again okay my girl viking barbie just went through it too and she took she.1. Uh-huh. Bro. And it sent her fucking blood sugar for a loop, man. Poor baby. Like, I don't know.

We just, I can't handle it. No, your body is so clean. And then, meanwhile, Haley's over here taking 30 units and not even affected by it. She talked about this at dinner the other night. She goes, I can't feel it at all. And then she goes, I don't eat much sugar. And I was like. That's all she eats is sugar.

I said, I literally watched you get a snack from Michael's the other day for the ride home. And she goes, I don't know whatever happened to that. She goes, Oh, that means it's still in my car. You're going to go get that on the way home right now.

And I fucking know it, bro. Yeah. No, all she eats is sugar. She'll be eating brownies and shit. I'm like, when we were all on triseptide,

I looked at her. I'm like, how are you eating a brownie on fucking triseptide it would send me to the hospital i told her i was like you must not be at a dosage yet because you should be at a dosage in which sweets feel repulsive like i can't 30 units how much higher does she need to go well there's like i think five to six levels of it and i'm only on level two and that's 20. Jeez. So I,

I don't know if that's double to go to level three, which would be 40 units. But yeah, I look at 20 units. I look at sweets and it almost like makes me, I don't gag, but like, I don't know if you guys know the feeling of looking at something and just

being like, that doesn't look good. It's a food aversion. Yeah. That's what it did to me whenever fucking we went to go eat crab which i love crab you do like seafood's your jam bro to be grossed out i had to force myself to eat it i was like no this ain't right i'm working through this which luckily for me someone who like kind of had a little food addiction issue and then on top of my medical issues that use this i enjoy those side effects because it helps me yeah i don't stop at starbucks and get sugary drinks anymore

which was my vice like i would love a good coffee with caramel now when i think about it i'm just like not maybe but like it's not an addiction yeah no well you look great and i'm proud of you your progress everyone said that last night when they saw me at the cmas they were like damn i know you're melting away no i love it i think bessie o's on fucking uh she swears she's not but that girl is so skinny bitch you lost so much weight so fast just fucking admit it. You little secretive fuck. Yeah, she's tiny, tiny. You guys, there is no better time than to manifest a new business than the new year. Start this year off being your own boss, being an entrepreneur, doing whatever your little heart desires. You know that business idea that you've been thinking about putting together?

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I was sleeping with a guy in the friend group. Nothing serious, just fun until we were about four hours in and I no longer cared for anything. Let's recap. I'm a female. And when is a better time to start your period than the day before this big party? I forgot I started my period. I even forgot I had a tampon in me and said, fun buddy, go ahead, proceed to have fun. And let's just say I went home after and me and my friends spent a good 40 minutes looking for this tampon that was lodged

inside of me. Now, every time I i have sex even six years later i still get scared for half a second thinking i have a tampon and i don't even wear tampons anymore bro bro i've i've done it before what i never told you about this maybe but like maybe not let me know i think i i think i talked about it on the podcast with Dr. Doc. I was going to say, I remember a story, but I thought it was Dr. Felix about the plug and it just unleashed. Oh no, that was something different. So I think that we need to normalize this because I don't wear tampons anymore either. But when I did wear tampons, you know, I was always in a constant relationship. So I was, my sex life was extremely active. And there was one time that

me and my ex had sex. We had gotten really fucked up and drunk on Xanax and fucking drank and just had a little fucking porn star session in my living room that night. Well, I wake up the next day, don't think anything about it, but like a week later, right? I'm going to the bathroom and I'm like, and I lean over and I'm like, Ooh, that does not, right. I'm going to the bathroom and I'm like, and I lean over and I'm like, Ooh, that does not smell right. I'm like, it smelled like something died inside of me. And I'm like, let me try this out. Cause I love Metro gel. I'm like, maybe I just from us having sex so much, I have like BV or something like that, you know? So I put a Metro gel up there to, for two days, my vagina smelled amazing. And I am

like, when I'm crazy about how I smell. So like my, my vagina is like pristine always. So if there's just even a hint of a smell, I know something's wrong. So anyways, two days later, my vagina starts fucking smelling like a swamp, dude. I'm like, all right, I got to go to the doctor. I'm like, this motherfucker gave me something. I'm thinking, you know, my ex gave me a fucking STD or something. So I go to the doctor and they do the exam. They look in there. They're like, everything's fine. Maybe you just have an infection. Let's give you, you don't have any STDs. Let's just give you an antibiotic because you know, we don't know where the smell is coming from. This is a gynecologist after looking in my vagina and fucking poking around in there, right? The smell was still lingering. I mean, we're two weeks in

on this process here, right? One day I sit down on the toilet to take a dump and I'm pushing out. And as I push out, I hear and something like a suction cup falls out of my vagina into the fucking toilet. Right. And I get up and I turn around and I look, it's a fucking tampon that had been sitting in me for two weeks. The fuck two weeks. The look on Jaime's face right now. And it went and everything was fine. As soon as it came out, my vagina smelled great again. I was back in action and, you know, but I mean, it's normal. Have you never got it? Where was it that a gynecologist was not able to spread you open and be like, there's the issue?

Well, I do have in his defense and their defense. I do. I don't remember if it was a girl or a guy. I do have a tilted uterus. Oh, same. So that could have been why they couldn't find it. Was it hard for you to ever put tampons in? Yes.

That's me too. They hurt me. They hurt. Yes. I think it's because of a tilted uterus. Yeah. Tampons have always hurt me. Like when I wonder they have fucking all these random chemicals in them too.

Yeah. So bad. But I mean, i just want you to know girly i hear you and i feel you and i get it man that shit has happened to the best of us i mean not everybody has had a tampon stuck up there i've never yeah i have not at all i'm such like i am i that's something i obsessively compulsively and it's bad because like i'm like nope like i won't even i know girls who will just like pee with them in and i'm like no no no because it's bad because like i'm like nope like i won't even i know girls who will just like pee with them in and i'm like no no no because it's on the string but then it gets wet and yeah i'm

like yeah i can't do that either no no no like even if my tampon goes in and it's slightly wrong or it doesn't feel right yeah it hurts so bad and then you can't pull it out because it's dry and it's like pulling out a fucking like a rock out of a fucking turd no i'm not gonna let you get away with that one nope no what do you think what do you think no just no you got something for me or what do we have to make this phone call uh yeah so we're gonna do a facetime now okay so we are going to call we had put on our patreon yeah so patreon every month if you upgrade from the free to any of the tiers any of them it doesn't matter i will do a facetime with you on an

ask i'll confess on an ask i'll confess so we are doing that today, right now. Let's do Marie. All right, let's do Shelby. Marie, we tried to call you. Sorry, Marie. You didn't answer. You didn't answer. There's the ghost. Did you guys hear the doorbell

we talk about that damn shelby's not answering either all right did you prep these people and tell them yes i like made sure messages went out yeah shelby and marie you guys missed out the other one said that they can't receive a facetime oh oh my gosh you guys we're trying to facetime you that's so funny that we like prep these people and I put like when I made the post like be prepared we're going to facetime you yeah that's three for three guys you are sitting here listening we have called three people and three people did not answer thank you guys for upgrading though yes yeah it's so funny that is hilarious i like really wanted to be prepared with the three yeah like and all three it was striking maybe we try again next ask tell confess yeah we're just

gonna have to try next ask tell confess guys we're so sorry i heard that well i love you guys thank you for upgrading and thank you guys for there's a tracy all right tracy's our only hope tracy you you are not gonna say your last name you are our only hope right now nobody cares about us no one wants to talk to us we're washed up wait if you're not like a you hi tracy how are you dude listen tr, we just called four people. You're the only one that answered. She's waking people up. I love you.

You're never going to believe it. Yeah. Who are we waking up? Who are we waking up? Oh, dude. Who'd she say? Tracy, who are we waking up? Was'd she say? Tracy, who are we waking up? Was that your husband?

Put her in the microphone. Look who just FaceTimed me. Do you know who that is? That's Bunny XO. That's Jelly Roll's wife. Holy shit, dude. How are you, baby? No one else answered?

No. I was like, that's it. We're washed up. Nobody cares about us. Oh, my God. I'm glad you answered. I'm so happy you of all the people got to answer this. Yeah.

Thank you for upgrading, too. That means so much to me. Oh, my God. That is so crazy. Aww. what are you doing where do you live i live in springfield missouri you guys were just down here yeah yeah oh hi who's next to you that's my daughter alia hi what's up baby how are you Leah. Hi, Leah. What's up, baby? How are you? This is so crazy. What are you guys doing tonight? We're just, we're just chilling. I'm literally shaking. If there's anything you could ask Bunny,

what would you ask her? Here I am. Oh my God, I can't even think straight right now. Oh my God. Aaliyah, help me think of something. You're good. You're good. So you guys, do you have to go to work in the morning? Do what? Do you go to work? Do you have to go to work in the morning?

I'm sorry we're calling so late. I'm actually off tomorrow. Yay. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. It was meant to be. Who were you trying to wake up a second ago oh that was my husband oh he's like i don't give a shit lady do not wake me up

i love that well tracy we just wanted to call you and tell you we love you and thank you so much for upgrading like it means so much to us. Oh, my gosh. You guys are, this is so awesome. This is, like, the craziest thing. Aw. I love it. I just love you because, listen, I listened to your podcast before I even knew that you were Jelly's wife.

And I listened to Jelly way back in the day like in my addiction like way before he did country so this is like so crazy oh i love that i love that you listened before you could put the two together that's amazing i love that yeah congratulations on your sobriety yeah thank you yeah yeah 2017 let's go me too that's my that's my i got off pills and cocaine in 2017 yeah i'm proud of you thank you hell yeah it's been hard but it's been so worth it oh we're proud of you and you got that baby girl next to you so it gives her somebody to look up to yeah yeah yeah well we love you thank you so much for upgrading yeah thank you tracy i'll talk to you later baby bye bye baby she's sweet oh it was meant to be i know that was so sweet that's

like chicken soup for the soul it was and i love that she woke up her husband he probably got work tomorrow i know you fucking bitch yeah he's like i don't give a shit about bunny why aren't you fucking waking me up? He said, all right. Yeah. He's like, all right. Cool. Thanks.

I love it. All right, guys. We'll see you next week. Bye.