Dumb Blonde - Ask, Tell, Confess: Yelp Reviews About Your EX

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, Bunnie Xo and the girls are back, swapping holiday stories, relationship chaos, and the kind of brutal honesty that only happens with your ride-or-dies. Bunnie spills about her and Jay finally skipping hosting Thanksgiving after a whole decade, and the crew dives into their history with exes — the good ones, the bad ones, and the ones better left unspoken.They read hysterical Yelp-style “reviews” of past relationships, roast their own red flags, and get real about everything from choosing magnesium over cocaine to navigating passive-aggressive people. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without confessions about bathroom etiquette, fart stories, and way too much information — all delivered with love, laughter, and zero shame.It’s unfiltered. It’s chaotic. It’s relatable.Watch Full Episodes & More:YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How's everybody doing? I feel like we haven't sat down in forever. Oh, this had like two weeks off, guys. God, we never have two weeks off. No, never, ever. The holidays. I hope everybody had a really good holiday. What did you guys do?

I got to spend it with my family and I'm so thankful for that. You too? Yeah, I went back home. Yeah. Jay and I were on the couch by 3 p.m. That's nice. We literally, it was the first year in a decade that we have not hosted a Thanksgiving. And I got to say we loved it.

I don't think we'll ever host another Thanksgiving again. It was that good. She said, I may have fucked around and found out and I like it. Yeah, like, it was so good. But, yeah. What did you guys eat, though? We ordered a bunch of sides from bars, soul food, because we just love their food and their stuffing is just so amazing.

And then I made two turkeys and a ham. And we had a ton of food left over. So I just gave it to all of our security guards and made people take it home. Yeah, I made everybody to go plates. And then whatever was left over, we just gave to all our security guards. Our one security guard, Justin, is he's got like a big family. So we literally just sent him home with sheets and pans of just food. Like, here you go.

And like every week that I get my meal preps, I will pick out the ones that I like. And then I'll give him the rest of whatever's left over because I'm really picky. And he loves them. So I just send him home with all this food. And like it's so funny because it's like this, you know, big fucking alpha dude. and he's like loves his methodology meals and it's like so funny he's getting like 14 grams of fiber each meal thank you child it's okay I ordered some so we have some getting delivered I appreciate you thank you bye yes love you all right guys you guys you can leave this in Jason

I used to snort cocaine and use my pinky nail to snort cocaine. And now I use my pinky nail to put magnesium in my water bottle. What a life change. I had not been feeling great because of this freaking red-a. So if you guys want to hear about it, just go and listen to this week's podcast. And we go into a little bit more detail about what happened and stuff. But yeah, my, how times have changed. It was the funniest thing because Momo and my.

and I were driving yesterday and she wasn't feeling good. And I was like, you need electrolytes. So I pulled out a baggie. It's literally a sandwich bag full of electrolytes. It looks like fucking an eight, like an eight ball of cocaine. And she's like, what is our life? She's like, this is,

it never used to be like this. I was like, now I know what fucking parents were talking about. Like, have fun while you're young. Because in your 40s, shit hits different. I got baggies of electrolytes in your, but at least you guys know I practice what I preach. So I literally live for this shit.

This magnesium is like, rough. Yeah, I always feel like it fixes you so quickly too. You're like, hold on, let me get my magnesium and then you're good in 10 minutes. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. So what did you do? What did you do for today? You made people write Yelp reviews? Yeah. So on our Facebook,

on the Dumbla on Facebook, we have a private group for everyone. And the members were able to submit Yelp reviews were their exes. And I was like, I don't know what to expect out of this, but man, when I started reading through them, I was like, this is a segment for Astell Confess for sure. People really laid into it. There was some nice ones. But yeah, these are funny. Yeah. I read a few of them and I was like, oh my God. I wonder if any of my exes wrote a Yelp review about me what it would say. What do you think yours would say? All right, y'all.

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they'd say my exes probably hate me i have a lot of exes my exes don't hate me i get along with all of them except for one yeah and that's his choice because he's just fucking emotional i was a shit human yeah i mean i was a shit human too are you friends with exes yeah i am i'm friends well look i use that term loosely yeah because i wouldn't say like i'm not i'm like I talk to him every day or like and like we're buddy buddy but yeah we're definitely cordial like you know I've been married twice my one of my ex-husbands is remarried to a beautiful girl who we actually grew up with and I'm friends with both of them I would talk to her more than I've talked to him but I have talked to him before and like you know we're cool he gets it that I was

crazy when I was younger and yeah you know we just let bygones be bygones um and then my other ex fucking you guys just read about this in the book but my other ex I literally was helping him out until recently when he decided to go online and fucking be like I'm bunny exos ex-husband ask me anything you want and I was like you know what I don't need people like you in my life especially with as much as I've fucking have tried to help you with and do for you like that was just a shady yeah and it it was because of him he had text me and said he was dating a 19 year old or no I'm sorry 17 year old right and just turned 18 and I was like bro that's borderline petto I was like you're 45 years old like that's disgusting my dad

daughter is 17. And if she came home with a man like you, I would chase you off with a shotgun. Yes. So he told me I was being a hater because of it. And I went to the internet and did that. And I was just like, you know what? You showed me who you were in that moment. And that's disgusting. No. So I was just like, no. But like I try to be friends with everybody. Um, my abusive relationship. But he, I've tried so hard to just like move on from that entire situation and be cordial with him and he just will not like nothing works are you guys friends with exes not really just because i'm more of out of sight out of mind so it's not that i go out of my way to not be in touch with exes i just i fill my brain with other stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i get that

i mean i like i'm friends with one of them on facebook kind of thing but like we're both married with children and we were best friends before it and we shouldn't have dated right that was the issue was that we dated and it was like oh we ruined a really really good friendship and it was never the same after of course and so i mean we still like in passing like a picture right his little family and stuff but no i don't hang with exes and of course yeah i don't i'm here in tennessee yeah i don't yeah we i mean we're both transplants to here so it's like our exes aren't even around here yeah but maybe like on social media and i think being cordial and being able to be like hey you were a moment in my life i don't need to hate you and i don't need to

carry any disdain, you know, because that shit builds up in your liver and you fucking live with that for the rest of your life if you're angry at somebody like that. So I think it's cool. You don't need to hang out with them. No. Because I think that would be disrespectful if you're just like constantly like, hey, I'm going to go hang out with my ex, honey. You know, like, that's weird. But I think, you know, liking a Facebook post of their family or like just being like, hey, man, we were wild kids. Let's laugh about it. Exactly. I've never had relationships in my like adulthood. I've always been with my husband. So all those relationships. relationships were teenagers in yeah i was like we were what 16 17 years old like that's i don't even

consider that like an ex i guess it was like we yeah i don't consider around in high school like like junior high high school yeah exactly no that doesn't seem like a relationship now if i was in my 20s and had a serious relationship with someone and then like try to keep them in my life no but yeah no i'm i've been with jason since i was turning 19 so yeah yeah he raised he raised Have you guys seen that trend on TikTok where it was like, if you, you know, have a bad attitude, you blame it on your husband because he's raised you for the past 15 years. I'm like, that's my husband. I am the way I am because of you.

Yeah. I love that. All right. So who's going to kick this off reading some of these Yelp reviews? I got a really good one. I want to kick off. No. Okay.

So she gave him one star. If you're looking for an alcoholic woman beating church going man. Oh, that's one of mine. Damn it. church going man with a huge dick then i recommend you give him a try added i must give him five stars for that gorgeous dick 10 and a half inches long and as wide as a coat can it was so beautiful always worked whenever you needed it god it sounds glorious that i mean the description alone was grand she gave it to us and why is it the most toxic men have the most beautiful

fucking appendages. Like they literally have the most beautiful cocks. That's why. Yeah. They're all cock. That's all they care about. They've never had to develop. It's like the ugly girl. Like when you grew up ugly, you got to develop your personality because you weren't pretty when you were younger, you know? So it's like, guys, they don't have to develop a personality because they're like, I got that. Yeah. Because they got a big old fucking hog in between their thighs. All right. I'm going to read one next because you bitches will probably be taken mine. Probably. Hold, please. It's the fuzzy slippers peeking over the desk for me. Okay, this one. The passive aggressive goaster. Zero out of five stars. When I asked him how he

handled conflicts and he said he was the type to pout, I should have ran then. He then ghosted me, posted cryptic, whiny messages obviously about me on, in Facebook. groups we were both in oh well it was short-lived and i upgraded to a much much better guy and then he died so i didn't have to worry about his passive aggressive little social media digs for very long yeah what a zinger oh okay what a ride yeah i was in it and then she was like then he died yeah it's rough i can't stand passive aggressiveness yeah passive aggressiveness will piss me off i'll fight you my husband when we first got together was passive aggressive and i was like oh no how'd you break him of it i just had to tell him like just be straight out now look at him oh now he'll say it as it is

yeah now but when we first got together oh my god it was so passive passive aggressive and i was just like i can't handle that passive aggressive shit say what you mean mean what you say and say how you feel because i'm always going to tell you how i feel you know and it's not fair to the other person that you're with to pussyfoot around like tell me what the fuck is going on so either A, I can fix it or tell you to go fuck yourself, you know? So, yeah, the passive-aggressive shit can't do that. And then you go to the internet afterwards. I hate motherfuckers that go to the internet.

Oh, they'd be posting on the internet immediately. Yeah, I hate that. I have ex-employees like that, that I'm like, God, I can't handle it. I just can't. It's the cryptic, like, you can clearly tell they add that one detail to make you know that it's about you, but then, like, if you call them out on it, they're like, oh, it was just a generalized pose. I just shared it.

relatable you don't have oh relatable you don't have balls you have no fucking balls if you have to if you can't say something to somebody's face or you don't even have to be confrontational if you can't present if you can't have

um amicable confrontation I feel like you know like you guys can both sit down and have a conversation of like hey man you did this and this is how it makes me feel and this is how I'm receiving it yeah I think that's what fucking grown up

adults should do most definitely yeah comfortable with uncomfortable conversations absolutely yeah you have you can apply that in any point of your life yeah everywhere business personal even with your children yes i can sit down with my kids and be like hey when you said that this is how it made me feel and then i need to know where you came from where was that stemmed from why did you say it and what was the meaning behind it and then we work through that you know that's so important yeah that was a huge thing for Bailey was always, um, she would get so mad and she would hold so much in and she didn't know how to verbalize it. So I would always tell her, write me a letter. And to this day, even when she gets upset and like she can't verbalize it, she'll bring me a fucking three page

letter. You know, and I appreciate it because at least she can get what she needs to say out. And that was kind of our thing that we worked out was like, hey, don't hold this end. Like, let's talk about it when you're ready to talk about it. Absolutely. And however you need to communicate, it does not have to be face-to-face. I love that you had her writing letters about it. Yeah, because some people can't handle the face-to-face conversation, but we're going to address it. Yeah.

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i did something i need to confront about the situation and like you can be a uncomfortable conversation needs to be had when peaches is brought up what a fucking sweet terminology for a shitty fucking situation though well you got to come at it like hey peaches peaches just sit on the couch hey here's my peach that's olivia that's literally olivia i should like do something and she's like all right guys peaches and then we like it like it kind of breaks it like it brings you into a conversation in a better mood than like you know you're about to get into exactly So it's like, all right, cool, everyone guards down. We need to accept this and talk about it.

I can't get over what I'm looking at over here. Bro. Keeps catching. Put it up. Put it up. My eye. No, it's got to be on your foot. Give them the full razzle dazzle.

Can we see them on camera? Yeah, turn them a little bit more towards the exit. There you go. Go upside down, Haley. Look at those perfect little French tutsies. Bro, the fact that they have French tips on. on them and they have the ridges. The nail beds are fucking perfect.

It's good cuticles. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. No. Pet them. No. It's very spy kids.

Do you guys ever watch that? We have guests that sit there. Yeah, Thumbthum. What? I said we have guests that sit there. You guys want to go over here. I'm sorry, can you hear me burping in the microphone and everything, dude? God, I'm going through it.

Fuck, Greta. All right, you go. You go, pro-J Simpson. My little horny toad. Okay. This is negative 100 out of 10. He thought he would try to make a family with me, and then when it really came down to nitty-gritty,

and the parent part, he said, peace out. His family also is extremely toxic and likes to fight with anyone who gets to challenge their precious little grandson, who's 38, by the way. Also, the man had zero hygiene and smells like twisted tea. dirty balls 24-7 would not recommend if you receive him please return to send her immediately you don't even look in the box just send him straight back to hell where he belongs

damn she didn't hold back that was a baby daddy that she was like fuck this dude you are having a rough time dang twisted tea though that's specific so what she said twisted tea and what else ball sack dirty balls oh dude we're talking about hygiene in the next uh uh uh podcast too. So you guys got to listen to that. We're not wait for that one. We're going to teach you guys how to have some good freaking hygiene.

Absolutely. Yeah, nobody wants to smell like twisted tea. And dirty ball sex. What a comparison. I know of all things. That's what got me on that. This one says two stars. Good packaging, mostly air.

Dating him was like, stop. I get it. I know what you're saying. Dating mammals like opening a fresh bag of potato chips. great on the shelf, shiny packaging, irresistible in the moment, and then poof, 75% air. Satisfying in tiny doses, easy to snack on when bored, dangerous if you're hungry for anything real.

Once you get past the crunch, you realize you are working way too hard for very little substance, and the whole bag disappears way too fast, leaving you wondering why you didn't just make a sandwich. Would I reorder? Probably not. Would I admit I finish the entire bag anyways? Unfortunately, yes. Oh my God. That's a great review. That is the best review I've ever heard in my life.

Good. And I can compare that to so many people in my life. I've had that. So nice. I've had friends like that. I've had that with one chip. I've had friends that I can compare it to a lot of people. That's not even romantic. I've had friends like that that are just fucking, just a lumpy bag of fucking potato chips. What do you think the air was that she was referring to? Like, was it the ick? Like, what do you think was? Air was no, no substance. She was meaning like no substance. Like, like, okay, so you know when you open a bag of chip. how it looks like it's full. But then you open it up and there's only like that much chips in it. Like that's what she's saying.

I feel like that's like lights on no one's home kind of. Yeah. Yeah. So he was like attractive but nothing. Couldn't handle. Yeah, exactly. Couldn't hold the conversation. Got it.

Yeah. Like that's why she said whenever you read something about substance and it gets dangerously low or something like that. So I hate that. I hate when you cannot have a conversation with a person. Oh. Like you need to stimulate my mind before you can stimulate my body for sure if it's sexual. but even like in friendships if you're vapid and I can't fucking conversate with you

bro you got to go absolutely that or you're just going to be my fucking good time charlie the girl that i call the girl or the guy that i call out to have fun with and you know just send home afterwards because yeah you can't do that all right well i don't know how i'm going to follow up that grand fucking review let me see what i got over here okay this one is a one out of a five star so at least he got one should have known the moment i saw that lifted truck and the and the i swear i don't have anger issue steroid proof sitting in the cup holder the science is clear the higher the truck the smaller the and baby this man was practically driving a skyscraper between the royd rage the tiny energy and the fact that i'm still not convinced he can fully wipe his own ass with

those balloon animal arms it was giving red flag Talked big, delivered little, couldn't finish the job ever. Performance deflated. Follow through non-existent. Excuses, Olympic level. Overall, would not date again, would not recommend, but would use as a warning label for future girls. That sounds like someone I know. It sounds like, except for the Royds, all the kids that grew up with.

Oh, dude. Royd dudes are the worst. They are the worst. Aren't they always like sweaty, too? no but they're always angry they're all or they're red they're either sweaty or they're red

and he would grow extra hair so like I would hug him and feel his hair through his shirt I thought roids made the hair fall out don't they bald? Oh yeah on top but the hair grows somewhere else always you can always tell

yeah their little butt holes look like Peter cotton tails stop they've been over and it's like just a little poop of ball of hair. It's so disgusting. And it makes your balls smaller, right? Yeah, yeah, balls shrink up.

Like, it's a fucked up situation. Oh, it reminds me of the movie grown-ups or the guy, hey, ladies. Oh, gross. All right, who's next? Hey, I got one. 10 out of 10. Go toes. 10 out of 10, don't fucking recommend.

Loves to talk to multiple women on Snapchat, but says you are the only one. Don't ever date someone with a. Snapchat. We'll tell other women you're his cousin on there, too, when posting picks with you. Ooh. Didn't know how to spell my name over a month in and also farted on me the first hangout. Immature little boy who needs to heal his trauma, return to send her real quick. All right. Well, she said farted on me first hangout. So she went back for more. Yeah, that's on her. Yeah. She went back for more. That's, you might have invited that into your life, honey. Yeah. Somebody farts on me the first hangout. I will fucking, I'm leaving. I'm like,

Chachi, you let me hear you fart. I'm getting up and rolling out like Chachi. Okay? I just found out that Jaime just farted in front of Brooke like for the first time. For the first time just recently. Yeah. Like within the. It was awesome.

I thought she was going to be so mad at me and I was like, wait, you're not mad. She thought it was funny. They've been together five years. But it was like been together five years first time. First fluff. Okay. So tell me to break this down for me. I need to know how it happened.

Okay. So I was making a sandwich. Make the sound. Make the sound. So I was making a sandwich. sandwich. And I was also in the kitchen away from her. So she was watching Mormon wise or something. And I really did have to fluff. So I held it and I held it. But I reached down into the bridge to grab something. And it went out like, like, it was like, like very like

quick, but like apparent. It happened. And then she didn't say anything. She didn't say anything. So I'm like, cool. She didn't hear it. And then three minutes later, she's like, did you fart? Thinking you were in the clear? Yeah, I was good. I'll think it was good. She let you simmering it. Yeah, she let me simmered it. God.

She called me out on it. You're the only other person I've heard call a fart a fluff. I call it a fluff. Yeah, I want, yeah, I think got it from you. Yeah, okay. I heard you call it a fluff. I was like, that's amazing. I love that.

It's a less aggressive word than fart. Bro, you're fluffing while you're making a sandwich. Yeah. In the kitchen? That's like my husband, he'll be eaten and he'll just be like, the other morning, because we eat breakfast together. now because Tyson makes our breakfast together. That's like our thing. We eat breakfast together. And he literally just starts ripping ass. And he's like, oh, sorry, I didn't know you were there.

I'm like, because I'm normally not there. So he has to get used to me. Be there. But I'm like, still, when you're alone, this is what you're doing is just farting in your food. Like, what are we doing? Yeah, like, what are we doing? Like, this is not okay. Have you seen Jason's new way of farting where he squats? Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. He did. that in public. We're at Walmart and he got mad because I told him he couldn't have something. He said, what did you tell him he couldn't have?

Wait, so does it force a fart out when he squats? Every time? It sounds like he's ripping his butt open. Have you watched the video? I have not. Okay, let me show you real quick. It literally sounds like he like rips his butt hole open.

It's a scary game to play because that's all gravity going down. That's what I'm saying. And the fact that you did it in Walmart? Walmart, I mean, that makes sense. Yeah, Walmart's crazy. Target. No. Walmart.

I walked behind a new squat happening in, ready? Why does it sound like a duck? Like a hot-pidge duck. Okay, just why, Dad? It's okay, just why, Dad. No, it's such a cash activity. It is. It's very cash, very, very cash this morning.

We were getting him up, and Jason's holding him. And I walk up behind him. I put my arm there and he just starts ripping it on me. And he thinks it is so funny. So then Jason uses him as like a bazooka and is just like pointing his butt at me and farting. A boy mom. A whole lot of farting going on. Mm-hmm.

Okay. I don't think old people care about farting either. No, old people don't care about shitting themselves. Dude, by the time you're fucking 75, you earn the right to just shit your pants. Yeah. I wasn't even mad. 75? Yeah.

I feel like that's young. No, 75 is old. I mean, people die at 74. Wait, I have to tell the story that my mom told me the other day. She told you, too. My mom was at Walmart. Oh, yeah. And she's following, she's parked, and this car pulls up,

and there's like a little old lady getting out, let out at the front, right? And my mom's walking. She's like, man, it stinks walking into Walmart. And she said she's following behind this little old lady with white pants on. and she is busting it trying to get to the bathroom, right? So my mom also had to go to the bathroom. So she's like, they tend to be going the same way. And she's like, man, I wonder if the sewer is backed up in Walmart.

And all of a sudden she sees it start dripping out of the bottom of the lady's pants into her shoe. And now it's on the floor of Walmart. And it is going from the entrance of Walmart to the bathroom. People don't know what it is and they're stepping in it and tracking it through Walmart now. right so my mom's in there and like there's a little kid like playing in the handicapped stall and the little lady's like get move move move and my mom was like come here like move little kid like this lady's got to go and i know and so my mom felt so bad and like now there's this literal trail of shit from bathroom to front door so she goes out and she went over to the pharmacy and got like one of those packs of wipes

and like at this time it has now caused a scene because there's employees everywhere trying to figure out what's happening and my mom just walked over and like with a huge stack of wipes and was like can you hand it to the lady in the the handicapped stall she had an accident and that's what that is and like my mom said like to look on people's faces realizing what this goo was down the aisle oh that's why you take your shoes off at the door that poor lady take your shoes off when you after you go shopping you come home oh yeah yeah you don't know what's on the bottom of your shoes Why you never wear your shoes in the house. Oh.

Yeah. Imagine slipping and falling in something like that. No, I'll end my life. No. She said that's my 13.3. No. Jay told me the funniest story the other night. He went to this party and he, you know, he's been having problems with his tummy.

So he, like, runs to the bathroom to try to shit. And a guy follows him in there and he's like, so jelly, you know. And Jay goes, listen, man, I'm trying to shit right now. and if you're talking, I'm not going to be able to shit. So maybe if you're quiet, I can get a log out. And so the guy just sat there. The guy just sat there waiting for Jay to, yeah. No.

He waited in the bathroom. Yeah, this is the level of craziness that we're on right now. Yeah. Poor guy, bro. Yep. So he had to shit with. I'd be so pissed at that person. Yeah.

Do you have courtesy flushing as it comes out. My husband don't care. Take talks on loud. She'll come in. Jay does not care. He will. blow up a bathroom. Really?

No. No. Oh, she'll come into my house. My shower turns on. The sink turns on. Her TikToks are on loud and she's yelling from the bathroom. Turn on something out there. Yeah.

She does that when we're on tour. Yeah. Tour. All right, guys. I think those are amazing. We can continue those next week because they're really fucking funny, dude. Those are hilarious. Yeah.

We'll do those next week again too. To submit, you just got to go to the dumb blonde Facebook and become a member of the group. Yeah. Okay. Love you guys. Tooteloo. Fucking bye.