Dumb Blonde - Brandy & Billy: From Olive Garden to Only Fans

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Bunnie welcomes one of TikTok's most entertaining and charismatic couples, Brandy and Billy. Bunnie pulls Billy out of his shell with a fun game of Marry, F, Kill and we find out who their "third" would be if they had to choose. They also talk about their very different upbringing, and the unhinged first exchanges that pulled these two soulmates together. Brandy talks about how she started modeling and healed from growing up with trauma and neglect, and they open up about what really happened when getting drugged at their wedding.  Brandy & Billy: OF  TikTok Facebook Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. You guys, I got motherfucking Billy and Brandy in the house, baby. Finally.

What's up, guys? What's up? Took us a couple tries to get here, but we finally made it. I love it. Billy, are you going to be shy today? No, I ain't shy us a couple tries to get here, but we finally made it. I love it. Billy, are you going to be shy today? No, I ain't shy. I'm excited to be here. Billy's like, I am not excited to be here. My girl drug me here and that's exactly what's going on. Well, I figured to kind of like soften the blow of being on the podcast, I'm going to ask you

guys a couple of questions and you guys got to give me answers. Okay. And then we'll get into like your life story and how you guys got on tiktok and all that jazz sweet is that good all right billy and brandy billy you have to let brandy suck mayo off your wiener or you have to like mustard off her tits for one million dollars which one are you doing oh she's sucking on me i ain't licking nothing is it mustard or mayonnaise that you don't like? Oh, either one. I'll hit them both. Right?

Both. Like, if it even, he smelt it, it touched him, it went around his tongue. I'm telling you, he would gag. Is it condiments in general? Yes. Mostly white condiments. Did something traumatic happen to you as a child with condiments? No, never.

No. I just, the texture and just, I don't know. You just don't like sauce? No. You just eat dry ass food? I only got sauce I like. Ketchup, if you talk about ketchup being blood, he's got me out. I can only have it with french fries, though.

And I can't touch nothing else, though. Ketchup. That's crazy. So, mayonnaise, mustard. Oh, no. Barbecue sauce? Oh, my God. Barbecue, it has to be like on the hot dog or like.

So, you can't have like white stuff? Oh, no. Is that what, yeah. Or mayonnaise. I love a good old mayonnaise sandwich. Mustard and all that stuff. Oh, my goodness. That's crazy.

All right. We're going to play Marry, Kill, and Alive. You have to pick. You guys know how to play. I'm acting like we're on TikTok right now. Marry, Kill, and Fuck. Bubba and Angela, Jelly Roll and Bunny,

or Pumpkin and Josh? Which ones are you doing? I don't get it. Okay. I lost. Okay, okay. So I'm naming three couples, and you have to say which one you'll marry,

kill, or fuck out of the three that I give you. You talk bad, man. So I so i would kill pumpkin whoever that is pumpkin and alana and like josh from honey boo boo so i don't i don't really know them so we'd go with them killing them and what's my other options fucking what uh fucking mary jelly rolling bunny and bubba okay definitely fuck bunny and mary angela and bubba yeah i love that all right cool he said i don't get it that's a sound bite for everything if you had to be an aquatic animal which one would you be i would be a dolphin me too i said the same thing because you could fuck everybody oh wow they go around trying to fuck everybody i didn't i didn't go that route but

i'm more was you know it's beautiful it's graceful in the water but they're very aggressive oh gotcha i didn't even think about that yeah they're fucking aggressive yeah passive aggressive baby i'll go with you i'll be a dolphin too you gotta pick your own fucking animal i'll be a dolphin with you no that's really lame be cute we can flow together to the ocean you know we'd be dolphins together yeah that's really lame right all right man i guess we'll be dolphins together all right you guys will just be each other all right if you had to pick a third for your marriage who would it be you go first because i know like a list lined up buddy like a list lined up buddy i don't have glue the neighbor you have neighbor which neighbor we've acquired several oh are they all hot are they all hot hot blondes only

they're all not hot though now we won't go that far all neighbors oh no not all the neighbors just all your hot neighbors they're always blonde they're always hot. That's what Billy's into. Big blonde, not big blonde. Isn't it crazy how they marry the complete opposite of what they're into? My husband loves brunettes. That's his thing. He likes little four 11 brunettes and I'm not that. I'm not what he likes.

Petite, uh, blonde women with big asses. And I don't have an ass at all. All right. Next question. and I don't have an ass at all alright next question would you rather kiss your ex Billy or one of your neighbors a neighbor four times

last question Brandy have you ever queefed on Billy oh I'd say probably any OF material where you've queefed no or have I because i've been drunk a lot no i've been asked that question i would have like a video of that really yeah

no any there's not one that you could remember i farted on jay one time when he was eating me out i don't but i've been drunk a lot like most of videos are me drunk so i don't know i don't know do you only film of whenever you're drunk no uh in the first three months yeah definitely yeah first three months i love that first three months biggest lush when i'm drunk dude just film me i'm jessica rabbit porn star like what do you i'm the biggest fucking freak in the world yeah he gets me drunk i'm like what is this yeah you're like where do you want to stick it daddy yeah like anywhere i'm you just tell me what you're comfortable doing here we'll do it does that ever catch you off guard billy because you're just like oh yeah definitely do you like anal because you're so grossed out by condiments and shit like that but will you stick your wiener

in a butt yeah yeah yeah i know yeah okay so we've been getting this question a lot actually you know like super pumped. He said, hell yeah, give me the anus. I said, babe, we really need an anal video. And I was saying it for a month, and he's like, I don't know. I just don't think I can do it. Sober. I'm like, okay, then.

I don't know. Tonight's the night to get fucked up. Yeah, we have to be drunk for sure. He has to be drunk. Definitely. It's kind of weird because usually the chick has to be drunk yeah me definitely is it just because it like freaks you out i don't know there's poop he says he can't think about it like that he says why you say shit like that

is what he says to me i mean listen i had anal one time and poop balls fell in the bed. Oh, no. See, I wouldn't have a heart attack. It was really bad. You got to make sure you clean out that little cavity. Yeah. He actually. Oh, I would have a heart attack. He doesn't. He doesn't fart in front of me. Listen, I just had you guys do a new skit. You got to act like you're doing anal and poop, like imminent poop balls in the bed.

Oh, he would die. I'd kick her out the floor. I love it. Well, that's the end of the questions, but we just wanted to get you guys warmed up. Cause I see you guys online. You guys have like the best chemistry. Like I really, I see a lot of couples online,

but you can tell like who's, who's real and who's not, you know, and you guys really stick to who you guys are. Like even just seeing you guys as banter back and forth just now, that's exactly what you guys do on Tik TOK. You know, it's like, it's not fake. So I love that. He's an asshole 24 seven. Oh, I believe it. I believe it. Everybody thinks my husband's a big teddy bear. I'm like, no, he's a dickhead. I'm like, you guys don't know him. Like I do. I'm actually, I would say I'm more of the bitch and he's more of the,

I did see him flinch when you lifted your hand. You went like this and he was like i was like damn battered wife syndrome over there battered husband um but i don't know the story about you guys like i don't know like where you came from and stuff like that so brandy let's start with you where did you grow up i actually grew up um in detroit michigan oh dope i didn't know that yeah um it was about 10 minutes south of detroit i grew up there until i was about 12 years old i got taken away from my mom and dad when i was three and all my siblings i had a lot of siblings my mom had seven kids so all four of us went to live with one of her sisters she raised us the whole time why did you get taken away my mom was a drug addict my dad was a drug addict very very abusive um i don't remember a lot about my parents but my

my older sister does and she kind of tells me stories um people say i look just like my biological dad both of my parents are uh passed on now my mom died of lung cancer when my daughter was one and my dad died of a heart attack probably six years ago didn't really have a relationship with my dad after he kidnapped me one summer when I was like I was eight years old he picked us up and never dropped us back off so let's rewind a little bit you got taken from home when you were three yep and placed with my mother's sister so your aunt yeah okay and then she raised you all the way up until you were eight all the way up until i was 12 but my dad for like six months he kidnapped us and no one knew where we were wow did they try to fight for

you in court or anything like that or did they just yeah i would say that my aunt fought like tried fighting a lot but he really was gun holed about getting as many kids as he could to make more money more child support not more it wasn't more like food stamps and all that good stuff so when dad tried to kidnap you what happened um we didn't realize at the time that we had been kidnapped. Like, he had brainwashed us so much that we thought that he won and that we now get to, we're living with dad, you know? And I remember the turning point, which got us rescued, was a really crazy incident. My stepsister and my sister Amanda, who is my older sister, special needs I'm always like I'm defending her like you don't mess with my sister even though the other girl's my stepsister I don't know her well she starts fighting with my sister so I'm like eight nine years old and no one's doing

anything about it so apparently I grab a knife and try to uh go after her and tell her to get away from my sister because she was being crazy and then her mother so the my stepsister's mom walked in and slapped me across the face and said you know you're not gonna touch my step or my daughter whatever and I was like okay well I'm gonna call the cops on you um so I love that I called the same attitude now that you had back then yes I love that and uh I've always been like that too just feisty as fuck yes and I'm like okay well I'm calling the cops so I called the cops and I remember a social worker coming out and I was telling him like what what was going on in the house and I was like yeah we're he makes us like scrub the

bathrooms with this bleach like every single day and really weird things were going on and the house was disgusting so like i still have a visual memory of how nasty this place was it was just like a really traumatic experience more on more trauma on top of trauma yes i can still remember like the tree that we were standing by when the cops showed up to take us back to our parents. And, well, my aunt. And my aunt's partner. Andy, that's so hurtful. When we got back, they threw this giant party.

They had no idea where we were. Nobody went looking for you guys? Oh, yeah, they did. Or your dad just went off the radar? He never, he would, like, he's kind of like a con artist. So he would live in a place for, until he got kicked out. And then, like, acquire another bill until he got kicked out of there and then he would go to another place and just con his way through everything he would even lie and say he was a

nurse and wow yeah just that meth shit yeah he uh i got a messed up finger because when i was i guess younger i don't know the age but he slammed my finger in the door and stitched it up himself oh my and took out the stitches because he truly believed in his head I guess that he was a nurse Brandy so he's a doctor yeah he was oh my god so you guys go back to your aunts and you stay with them until you're 12 yeah and then what happens after that um I seeked a lot like I wasn't getting the attention I felt like I needed um at all so I mean my youngest sister she was actually adopted so I felt like my aunts would when I say aunts it was my aunt and her uh partner they got to adopt the youngest one right out of birth. So I felt like they had a

super tight connection with her. Like that was their daughter and we weren't the other three kids. So because of that, like it really pushed me away and there was some really messed up things that happened, um, due to like the favoritism that was going on there. Are we allowed to talk about it? Um, a little bit. Cause I mean, I've been very honest with my parents about how that traumatized me and how it's affected my entire life. Um, if you see like, like there was no, I love yous. There was no holding your hand across the street. There was no, and their excuse was always that we were always afraid that you were going to get taken away from us and you would go back and live with your mom so we knew tell you that they loved you right we didn't want to build uh they always said they didn't want to get attached to us because they were afraid we

would leave it's called gaslighting so it just i never like i seek this attention so i started getting it in negative ways because yeah looking back I realized it but not in the moment so I started acting out at school I started uh doing whatever I could to get the attention um I'm 12 years old you know so we always go to this family reunion in Kentucky and when I was 12 my Aunt Carolyn she's like really my third cousin but everybody calls her Aunt Carolyn she's like you know you know, you should live with me. And I'm like, okay. I would live with just about anybody at that point.

Like if you said you wanted me to live with you, I would. So I was like, okay, this is cool. I'll live with you. So I moved. I asked my Michigan parents. I call them Michigan parents and my Kentucky family. I was like, hey, can I move to Kentucky? They're like, yes, please move to Kentucky. You know, like they did not give a shit. So I was like, okay. So I moved to Kentucky and, um,

that first year wasn't much better than what I was experiencing in Michigan. So then I moved back to Michigan. I was like, okay, like okay well like I don't know what's what's worse of the two evils so I moved back to Michigan and things just got like a lot worse what happened when you did move in with the other aunt was it just more neglect more trauma it was almost like we were workhorses we grew up a cattle farm and the more kids they had working for them, the like, like she grew up in a family of 12 kids and on a farm like they very poor country style living. I mean, so in her mindset, like you have kids to work. So I don't think she meant any harm by it but that's what we did you work for your food you work for your shelter like that's kind of why you are out here working in the fields and

we uh raise tobacco I don't know if you know anything about tobacco but tobacco work is probably the hardest work I've ever done in my entire life it only has one season that you're off and it's top and tobacco in the heat of the summer and you're touching it and you're getting a buzz from it, a nicotine buzz, um, to stripping it at zero degrees weather in the barn. Uh, I was a cheerleader. I honestly played sports just so I wouldn't have to, uh, right uh because every time I did and I was they were very strict I was if I wasn't at a sporting event I had to be at the house I was never allowed to go to the movie theater I was not allowed to leave the farm unless it was school or a sport and I thought that was normal I thought everybody just had strict parents that's how I was raised too and

that's you know you're not allowed to do this you're not allowed to do that so I just I never really realized it until I started getting older that how weird it was yeah even when I went to college I went to college in the same town I lived in and they paid for my car which was only $1,500 but they paid for it. So they used that all the time. Well, you need to work for it. You need to work for it. It's been a year.

Like, if I would have got a job at minimum wage, I would have already worked for this car. So it was starting to process, like, okay, this isn't making any sense. So they would always want me to come home on the weekends to work on the farm or to mow yards and I'm like okay this doesn't even make sense so I kind of rebelled and said fuck this I'm out and didn't talk to him for a couple years and you that's when you ended up going back to Detroit? I never actually went back there. Okay. From the time I was 14 years old, when I came back to Kentucky, I never went back to Michigan.

Oh, okay, you went back to Kentucky. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I went back to Kentucky because... That's all you knew. Oh, nope. They said, hey, Brandi, we'll get you braces. We'll pay for your braces if you stay in Kentucky.

I was like, okay. I wanted braces so bad. Yeah. I would have pretty much done anything to have somebody get me braces yeah um so two years later after being on a wait list for two years I finally got the braces that I wanted so yeah I worked my fucking ass off so when I say those things didn't't you? Good job, Bradley. Yeah. I worked hard for, I can't with him. I cannot with him.

Like she's talking about really traumatic shit. And he's over here like, this is how he knows. He probably seen a tear creeping up. So he's like, I'll break this fucking right now. No, that's dude,

Brandy. That is like so much trauma to go through as a child. Have you worked through any of that in your adult life? Have you like got a little bit? Every time I try to do counseling, I feel like it puts me in a really dark place. Well, yeah, you have to rip the wound back. Yeah. And it's like, it takes so long to like get through the dark place that, but you're never really getting through it. I've never actually got out on the other side right yeah i've always gave up before then because it got too hard yep that was one thing i learned when i had to go through all my healing shit was you literally have to become friends with the darkness because the more scared of it you are the more it's going to hurt you

again but when you just embrace it it literally will not consume you like it used to like it becomes your fucking ally you're like holy shit i i didn't realize how much shit i really needed to heal in here but you'll do that whenever you're ready every time i'm in therapy i get like you know they have to do that initial assessment they're like has this ever happened to you has this ever happened to you and it's like yes all the way fucking all the way back down they're like oh my god yeah like i remember the last therapist told me like branny you should be so proud of yourself, not for this TikTok success you've had,

but for literally just having a job, surviving, and being a mom that is not on drugs. Yeah. For what you've went through, you should just be proud that you ended up on the side of not being on drugs. Yeah, absolutely. You broke that cycle. And that kind of hit hard. Like,

you know, I should be like, I should be proud of where I am today instead of still allowing myself to beat myself up if I'm not at a certain level or because I went to college for four years and didn't get the degree that I went for. You know, amazing that you went to college. I didn't even write there. Oh yeah. Only two of us in my family went to college. So after all the trauma you went through to fucking even still go to college, like that's speaks volumes of your character and like your work ethic and everything should really be proud of yourself for that. Like you got there, you got to stop and fucking smell the roses. Sometimes Mimi does that with me too, because like, I'm always like, we'll accomplish

something. I'll be like, okay, what's next? Like, I don't even allow myself to be like, oh my God, I did this. You know, it's just always like, okay, well, what's the next goal? You know, and that's trauma. You know, we just worked our asses off to forget about all the bullshit that we went through. So it's just instilled in us to be workhorses, you know, but that's not a way to live. You've got to like really stop and just say, you know what, Brandy, you did a fucking good job and pat yourself on the back. You know? I think that's where

Billy comes in though. He has to remind me a lot. He's like, babe, look around. Like you did this. Like you, you did this. Just think about where you were when you met me. Yeah. You did this. Be proud. We're going to get into that. What we got up to you getting to college. Let's find out where you grew up and let's get you all the way up to where we got her. Well, you don't want to hear my story. Mine just... Mine's nothing like hers. Billy, we want to hear your story.

You should share it. Yeah. My story, I just grew up in Harlan, Kentucky. That's all it was. Right? No. Yeah, it is. You're being a bubba.

That's my story. You're being a bubba. That's my story. You're not going to share at all what you went through as a kid? I didn't go through that. My childhood was great. It was great. He did have a really good childhood. He was very wealthy. So you grew up in Kentucky.

Harlan, Kentucky. Awesome. And you have a great relationship with your parents. Yeah. Yeah. So how many is in your family? Ooh. Brothers, sisters.

Seven, right? Yeah, there was all together like seven of us. Wow. Seven brothers and sisters or that's including mom and dad? Mom and dad also. Okay, gotcha. So you guys are tight close family kind of close yeah but not really tight but yeah i'm more close my brother i got three like stepbrother and sisters and one just blood gotcha and uh i'm more closer to my stepbrother than i am about any of them oh isn't that crazy

how when you can kind of, like, pick your family, that they can become closer than blood? So what was your life like growing up in Kentucky? It was good. You're so shy. Like, I don't know if you're embarrassed to tell people that you had a lot of money and that you had any car you ever wanted. That's amazing.

I was jealous of people like you so in harlan county like in kentucky these kids i remember being a kid and be like yeah all those harlan county boys are living on daddy's coal money like it was a joke in my town yeah because our towns were like two hours apart and they're both really little country but they had coal you guys knew of each other but didn't know of each other yeah yeah you come from the town and you come from money and that's amazing so did you just say it and then if you really don't want her to air it just tell them that's okay i don't know the story i was talking about it's okay it's okay we don't have to force them so did you go to college and stuff like that no you didn't go to college you just i went to lyman school and done

the electrician school like through college a little bit but nothing yeah i've done it for the coal mines at first and then it all shut down is that what your family is in is the coal mine they was yeah okay i didn't even know that was still a fucking thing. No, it's been... I worked there for nine and a half years, I guess, in the coal mines as an electrician. And then it shut down and then I left. You worked in the actual coal mines? Yeah. That's crazy. How are your lungs?

It's 14 miles underground. God, that's got to be so fucking scary. My first day was. I have to have windows. If I don't have windows, I freak the fuck out. I would freak out. It's just dark. Yeah. It's dark all the the time did you ever see anything crazy down there no no no weird shit no ghost no nobody touched your butt down there no i loved i enjoyed it yeah but i'm glad i'm not

there now though but that is a family trade, right? Okay. Gotcha. So high school, everything. Any girlfriends you want to talk about? No, this is all crazy. He was a P-I-M-P. Yeah, he had the nice car.

So he was picking up ladies left and right. Oh, I'm sure. He was fine, but no. All right. So you didn't go off to college. Brandi, you ended up going to college. Take me through your college years. College was fun.

Yeah. I played softball for college. I had a full ride, a full scholarship for softball. I was very athletic. Are you into women? I wouldn't say that I'm into women sober. Yeah, okay. Gotcha.

Anytime I'm drunk, Billy knows it. I'm it i'm like oh my god she's so hot billy do you think she has a nice ass that is a nice ass right it is right literally i'll be like is that a fake one and he'll be able to tell me yeah and he'll like let me look he's like no and he'll does what he does i don't even know how he can fucking tell but yeah he'll tell me if it's real or fake which i think is so funny i just love bitches i'm just like come here yes and i don't even know how he can fucking tell but yeah he'll tell me if it's real or fake which i just think is so funny i just love bitches i'm just like come here yes and i don't i don't know what it is uh i've been raised by lesbians my entire life yeah uh two different sets i mean how weird and random is that but the people who raised me in michigan lesbians but back in the day that was very not talked about when people would ask me why i live with

two women i would say they're sisters yeah i mean it was embarrassing because i because i would get made fun of for it and then i moved to kentucky and it was kind of the same thing like they didn't even admit it they still don't admit it and i'm like y'all live together yeah my girl and it's straight up gay but you're not i'm so confused yeah this don't even make sense um i think it's because she was such a christian that she could never admit it because she'd be afraid of being thrown out of church um but yeah college was fun college was fun go ahead can i use the restroom yes so i gotta pee you can. That's right there. I know.

He's such a cutie. Yeah, Brandi's over here gritting her teeth. He's such a cutie. So college was great. And then when did you end up getting pregnant? So I actually, so I had a high school sweetheart. I was freaking crazy about him super in love um i even chose the college i went to because of you know he went there and he was a wrestler and i was like oh i'm so in love we're gonna be together forever yeah he cheated on me a lot

like a whole lot yeah um and it was kind of like shocking and devastating all the time. We were prom king and queen. I went from being like voted the class clown and most athletic, most talkative, most mischievous. But when I was in Michigan, I was made fun of, bullied. It was really bad. And when I got to Kentucky, it's like I got a whole new identity. Yeah.

And I was this cool chick. I was like, whoa, people like me. People think I'm fucking funny. This is great. And realizing that I'm not getting the attention I want from home, I just would just always try to get it in a comedy kind of way. So I was always like, sometimes comedy can get you in trouble. People would be like, I dare you to do it.

And I'm like, all right, I'll do it. So i'd always do really dumb shit to get myself in trouble in school but never like smoking not not drugs and alcohol that kind of trouble it's more just acting up yeah i did the same shit acting like a crazy and i always got caught every time i did some fucked up shit i was always the one who got caught yeah and it's almost like i didn't even care because yeah it was whatever you didn't have anybody to really answer to yeah um well i mean she would be waiting with the switch when i got home if the teacher called but yeah honestly i could get whoopings all day i didn't give a shit about the whoopings it's like if you i mean really like to me it's it's for seconds and then it was done so it was like worth a lot of the fun i had um where were we again um you were talking about your high school sweetheart

oh yeah so then we I went to college because of him so we broke up and I met my best friend her name's Kayla and we became best friends because we both just went through this crazy breakup we realized we were so much alike she was super freaking smart though and she was going to be a dentist that's what she was going to do and i was like okay well i'm gonna be a school teacher uh an elementary school teacher it's our freshman year and we started partying like rock stars but she was a smart partier because she always had her chemistry books out and we're taking shots while i'm helping her study I still to this day don't understand why I didn't do my own damn studying I was always helping her right um you were learning by osmosis she did become a pediatric dentist and did her thing and we were best friends for I would say

15 years and she's now in Georgia living her life but we fell out of contact as soon as I got a divorce with my husband so we'll rewind and when I was hanging out with Kayla my freshman year then I met my kid's dad and when I met my kid's dad I like how you don't call him baby daddy yeah I don't think he likes that term no yeah um so it's more out of respect for billy so i met him about i stayed single for a year and that was about it and then i met him and we got together he got deployed when i got pregnant with my daughter my fourth year of college um right when i was modeling i I started doing modeling, bikini shoots, um, and traveling for it. And I really, really wanted to do this. Like at 16 years old,

I wanted to be a Victoria's secret model. Like that was my dream. That was my goal. Um, people made fun of me for it all the time. Like there's no way. And from 12 up, I was like, I'm going to be famous when I grow up. I'm going to be famous. Like it was just, everybody asked me, what are you going to be when you grow up a Victoria's secret model? I I'm going to be famous when I grow up. I'm going to be famous. Like it was just, everybody asked me, what are you going to be when you grow up? A Victoria's Secret model. I'm just going to be famous. I know it. Yeah.

No, I used to tell everybody I was going to be a video vixen or be married to a rock star. Yeah. There we are. I was like dead freaking, even when I got my dental surgery, I had to have jaw surgery. He's like, you can skip this and we can give you a smile of a seven or you can get a smile of a 10, but it's going to be pain.

Like I'm going to take a 10. I'm going to be a model one day. So, um, my daughter was actually born when her dad was deployed to Iraq. Okay. Um, and then, so I was 21 when I had my first kid, I got married first. I did it all by the book and i would say our marriage ended very abruptly and quickly with like very little warning signs um when it got bad it just got bad and it got bad really quick and boom uh okay initiated the divorce you him um i think in the beginning i did but then when he did i was like kind of like oh fuck maybe this is for real yeah um i didn't think it was real even when we moved out into separate houses i was like yeah this isn't real like right he'll he'll come back right um he never

did and i didn't and then i literally was like okay wow i don't have anything I don't have a fucking car that I can afford I don't have a job I didn't have a job at the time because I was raising my son as a stay at home mom I'm like not only do I not have a job I don't have any money I'm he I'm not even on anybody's bank account now um he just cut me off the bank account and i'm like okay this this is real this really just hit me and i was about to be evicted from my apartment when i met billy so how did me and billy meet yeah are you gonna talk about how you guys oh it's funny as fuck tell him billy come on just say it It's so funny when you tell the story. Why are you so shy? Where does the shyness come from?

I met her on Facebook. Well, I didn't meet her on Facebook. I seen a picture of some girl, and I think she's in a bikini maybe. Or maybe not. It's possible. Like a blue one maybe. I'm not sure. Sounds like you're pretty sure.

I was rebelling. And I just messaged and said, hey, that was it. Hey. And then I just. you got that swag billy and then she uh messaged back and like some big like story like she was crazy like i'm going through all this you don't want to talk to me i'm psycho you know whatever i was like god almighty you were hooked you were like yes my kind of girl talking somehow i don't know how i don't understand it i don't know why i messaged back after i think that i don't really know and uh i don't either it was a really psycho message that describes you guys's fucking personalities to a t like him man of many words hey and then you woman of not a lot of words

fucking writes a paragraph in short like a short i was like dude i'm crazy i'm going through a divorce i'm broke i'm like about to be evicted from my apartment i have two freaking kids you don't want nothing to do with me i love that though how could you not respect that that like i was so sick of like push the block button at that point. I mean like for real. Oh my God. And I was like, you just want to fuck,

don't you? I mean, if that's what you want, you could just say it. Like I'm like in that dark place. Like I'm just like so sick of everyone just wanting to fuck. And I heard this Tinder thing and I'm like, never even dated.

I had been married my whole fricking life and now trying to date at fricking 29 years freaking 29 years old it was totally terrible you guys so you guys were married for about eight years yeah we were together 10 years okay yeah it was a long time yeah i love that though that you were just like word vomit oh it was he messaged me at like a really really bad time and i said you can call me but i'm not doing this snapchat thing where uh you just want to text and snap because it's just not gonna work and he's like I'll call you what's your number didn't we facetime no we just regular call didn't we yeah we regular we had a phone call did did he talk he did yeah I just and he was like this kind of nervous though the first conversation I'll never forget it he said he says i don't

really i don't say cuss words like you you say fuck a lot that was after that night though and you're like i don't drink either i'm like oh i'm like he don't he don't drink and he don't cuss baby come here that's what i need in my life right now that was probably the most the thing he said that turned me on i was like oh my god i just found my soulmate and then we tried to go on like a couple dates and then one i canceled on her and then one she canceled on me yeah and then we finally met up at a olive garden i drove two hours to go eat lunch or dinner it was dinner wasn't it yeah dinner and then she wouldn't get out of my car i was like god almighty it's

pouring the rain we sat in the car for like two hours after we ate and i'm like god i just want to go home you weren't trying to bang her after some breadsticks and i was trying to go home i was trying to get out of there he is dead serious he is i even hinted like y'all you want to make out like you want to give me a little sugar here And he was not taking the bait She said I even hinted do you want to make out You want to give me a little sugar here Well she's got something I don't want to kiss her

He really He was thinking He was married for 15 fucking years This guy was terrified I mean I would never know that because I couldn't get anything out of him I'll give it to you, girl. So you were married for 15 years. Yeah.

Okay. To who? Like a high school sweetheart? No, not a high school sweetheart. Okay, so this was after. 17, 18 years old? 17, I'd say. 17 and a half.

Okay, so you guys were married for fucking a hell of a long time. Yes, 15 years. Did you guys have kids together? Yeah, we got two. Okay, awesome. So we got a guys have kids together yeah we got two okay awesome we got a he's 18 and we got a he was 18 when he oh i was 18 when i had my first kid yeah oh wow okay we got married when i was i just turned but turned 19 i guess okay awesome and then so what happened in that marriage you guys were together for a long fucking time i'm gonna pee no i don't know you're not doing

that that was just it was just uh i don't know it just we i don't like talking about it i don't we uh you guys had two so you guys had two kids together you worked in a coal mine did she work in a coal mine too no she uh owned her own like gymnastics okay gotcha gotcha i'll bet she had a banging body because all those gymnasts have banging bodies and uh the coal mine shut down we moved to florida uh was there for five years four and a half something like that and then we started having problems in florida oh what were the problems just like regular marriage she just said she wasn't happy and you know i don't know not enough tension you know whatever i did work a little bit but not a lot i was home every day by five o'clock you know right and then i was having a lot of trouble at the end before

we left florida gotcha well we owned our own business before it shut down whatever and uh she just kept saying she wasn't happy and all this so i told her you know i'm just ready to move back home just in case something did happen so we wouldn't be split up and the kids would be stuck in florida you know they're right want us to be at the opposite place and so we packed up we moved and then I'll I guess I was there two months no I would say I'd say six weeks I guess something like that and uh this beautiful house you bought this this we decided to get divorced so I left I lived in with my dad for several months how long after the divorce did you send the Facebook message to Brandon I'd say four months five six no I'd say like eight no you were yeah well you weren't divorced but when you split up with her it was that summer and you know I message me. I don't remember that far back.

Yeah. He doesn't have a good timeline. So you guys broke up in the summertime and then me and you started messaging right around Thanksgiving. Yeah. But we didn't go on our first date until Christmas. It was Christmas day. All right.

So let's get back to the olive garden conversation. You won't get the hell out of his truck. And how did you, I'm just, God, it gets funnier. And, and uh i can't imagine it getting funnier and so after like two hours after two hours she finally got out she's fine she's whatever you know bye and then he wouldn't touch you or make out with you this whole time i wrote no i was like this dude is not into me he is not in i rode down my window and uh she come over give me a hug you know and then she like come in really

fast and like like tongue punch my mouth you know it was so freaking funny and i was like what and i just noticed that was his face i literally went to kiss him and I went As a joke Like cause that's just who I am Yeah I could tell he was terrified Yeah And I just wasn't And he still talks about how like

Creeped like Creeped out he was How You could have been that creeped out Cause you married her You know like There was some There had to have been something about her

That you were just like What the fuck is wrong with this girl I have to find out more There definitely had to have been. Because it gets even better. Go ahead. Let's hear it. What's the rest of the story?

Oh, I just was like, dude, this guy's not into me. Right. So I was like, you know, this ain't ever going to work. He lives two hours away. Fuck. I just get on Snapchat,

and I send him a picture of my tits. Yeah, we have Snapchat. Yeah, he starts sending a bunch of naked pictures. I'm like, and I sent him a picture. Yeah. He started seeing a bunch of naked pictures. I'm like, you know, we're not going to date. I tried to do it the smooth way,

you know, the right way. Yeah. The right way. Just come back. I was like, I'm going home. I was like, come back to my apartment.

Uh, and you know, like I'm really now sending him some serious shit. He said, no. Were you just scared? Were you intimidated? It was just, I don't know.

It just, like. He was. He was. I don't know. It just felt. He was shy. And I don't think that. It had been so long since he's been with another woman that he was terrified.

So you hadn't dated anybody after the divorce? Oh, no. You were just. Okay. I had friends, but I never like, done. You know, like that. Okay, so you were just like a little fresh little spring baby, spring chicken, just out into the world.

This girl was like, whoa. So I'm curious as to how, when did you finally get some dick? Out of him. His eyes? I don't know. Oh, I do. Was it with Bahamas? No.

No. Yeah, I'm worried. Yeah, so we didn't have our kids on Christmas. This was the first Christmas that we were going to have to be divorced. Both of us went through a divorce at the same exact time. Wow. They were both really miserable. We were both, I mean, we can be honest.

I was madly in love with my ex. He was madly in love with his ex. It was a very devastating breakup for both of us. Aw. He came into the relationship telling me that his ex um it was a very devastating breakup for both of us he came into the relationship telling me that his ex-wife hung the moon and like and i think that had i had more respect for him yeah because he didn't talk shit yeah he really did not talk shit about his ex to me like he just he actually like expressed how much he loved her and that made me more attracted

to him yeah and i expressed the same to him and he he always said for like the first year you know i don't want to divide a family so like if you still have feelings for your ex-husband i would i would encourage you to go back to that like he really was definitely all about it and as was i like you know we really loved each other but we knew what family meant to both of us right so that was a definitely so you guys after the olive garden you guys still kept in contact did you guys see each other again nope not until the christmas day and i ran i was broke i was broke broke were you sending him nudes this whole time too i tried but he was not taking it. He wasn't that guy. Yeah.

That's attractive. Yeah. I was like, oh, my God. Especially in this fucking day and age. He wasn't into that. He just wanted to FaceTime me. And, man, he would just be so sweet, and he wasn't cussing, and he wasn't talking dirty.

It's just like his intentions were so pure. Right. That's how it is with jay jay is the most vanilla like straight lace dude and you would never think that looking at him but i loved that about him because it was like i could just taint him you know like it was very attractive so attractive yeah he really never even drank either and i'm like god this is just this is amazing so we i hinted around on a facTime call that we should go somewhere for Christmas. So we're not miserable, alone at houses wanting to be with our families.

So we went to Gatlinburg together on our second date, spent the night in Gatlinburg for a whole weekend. I was like, this is either going to be really good or really, really bad. You're going to be chasing him around trying to get some tongue yes um and I remember I'm like okay he's a good guy Brandy do not sleep with him don't sleep with him and I was always the chick that never wanted her number to go above 10 right like and I wasn't single very long so my number really never got above 10 right so I didn't sleep around with a lot my number really never got above 10. Right. So I didn't sleep around with a lot of people, but I just knew I really wanted him.

Yeah. And I was like, don't do it because then he's not going to want you. He's not going to want you. But he came on to me. Aw, you finally did? I don't remember that. I don't remember. Second date.

What do you remember? Let's hear what you remember. I don't't remember it. I don't remember it. Second date. What do you remember? Let's hear what you remember. I don't even remember it. Well, that's sad. No, it ain't sad. I just don't remember it. What the fuck is all about? You do remember it.

He was really nervous. Yeah. He couldn't perform. I don't remember. Because, I mean, to be honest, he really felt guilty. He was intimidated. He felt guilty. Like he was still doing something wrong.

And when he opened up about it, I'm like, oh, my God. You're like, come here, let me swaddle you. Yes, come here, baby. This is okay. Yeah, he really just still wasn't ready to be with another woman. And I'm like, you know that? I respect it. It was weird.

And it took him a while. Yeah. So did you guys bang that Gatlinburg trip no we tried but just you could tell his guilty and it felt wrong yeah I just was like he says something about this just it just they might have been too soon or something I don't know in his mind I think it was just too soon gosh do they make them like you anymore Billy that's crazy that's what I said I started falling deeper in fucking love anymore billy that's crazy that's what i said i started falling deeper in fucking love with him yeah that's crazy so okay moving on but he did then i was like okay

so maybe he's just like a prune or something but no we got into that elevator and he slammed me up against the wall and started making out with me i'm like okay okay what happened wait when no it was on that second date honey but this was in gatlinburg yes he we got in the margaritaville elevator and like the freak of billy came out and he just like took me by the neck slammed me up against the elevator wall and just started making out were you drinking no he wasn't sober i know and he grabbed my booty and just like lifted me up i was like whoa where did he come from and did you guys finally bang or no no it just got real fun she said it just got real fun i was like okay so he's into me he just he really that story he told was genuine and true yeah and then he's trying to figure it

out and then our third date was bahamas right yeah we went to Bahamas on a cruise with her family and that was like a crap show and it was like oh my gosh it wasn't bad tell them why why you thought it was so bad the first night I believe

the first night was good I believe but the second night Brandy decided to get drunk, like, hammered. Well, I had a patch behind my ear. And any time I ever drink on any type of medication, I get blackout, and I fucking go nuts. What was the patch for? Dizziness, like motion sickness. Oh, gotcha. You're not supposed to drink on those.

No, no, no. So she got hammered. I drank three drinks, Red Bull and Vodka's, and I was gone. And she was on the boat, walking around everywhere's, and I was gone. And she was on the boat walking around everywhere naked. And I was like, oh, my gosh. What did I get myself into? Because I was there with, it was nothing but women. I went with, it's all girls.

It was all women because they're lesbians. Both sides, nothing but girls. Yeah. And I was there by myself. And I was like, I want that next month. I was like, oh, my God. I need to come home, but I'm in the Bahamas. And I'm like, I want that next month. I was like, oh, my God. I need to come home, but I'm in the Bahamas.

I'm like, this girl's crazy. If I could have got off the boat, I would have left. I probably wouldn't have came back. Oh, no. I was just like, she's crazy, you know. I found her in the cafeteria. I was sitting there eating. Or not the cafeteria, but whatever you call it, wherever you get food at in there.

Cafeteria. And she come walking through. I was like, what the crap like what the crap and she was just he's very conservative so this was mortified him i mean like butthole naked or i had a thong but it wasn't on it was like a loose one and it got wet in the hot tub so that's what happened i got in the hot tub so it was more like just cutting over to the side so it never even covered the and i was like oh my gosh get me out of here let's go home oh my god and then i finally got brandy you're my kind of girl i love it see people don't know this this side of me no i love it they really think i'm this like but it's because that's how i want people billy's super conservative so i

can't like be this like just crazy wild woman no I think he's good for you though yeah he roped you in yeah for sure for sure so Billy you still ended up

banging her though in the Bahamas so I think so right yeah yeah so how did that go what was it like the first night

it was I loved it but it was just I don't know it just felt kind of weird I guess I don't know I guess

yeah I don't remember any sex in the Bahamas. It was a different person, I guess, in the 15, you know, 15 plus years or whatever. It was weird, but. Yeah. But you were like, okay, I think I could do this again. Yeah. Do you have a black eye right now? Me?

No. No, I wrecked a razor. Oh, okay. And it still, like, stays black up here on top. Poor thing. I'm ready to punch me. A lot of people really thought that for a long time oh anytime I get worked on my face

everybody's like what happened to you like I'm gonna be like oh jelly beats me I mean it's been shut for like weeks yeah no eye injuries I have my eyes got blacked out in a domestic violence relationship and they're still black and blue underneath. Like, it's crazy.

When you damage your eyes, it takes forever for that shit to go away. Yeah, it really ain't healing. I told you to quit hitting me, buddy. So moving on from the Bahamas, you guys decided to make it official and become a relationship, or how did that go? And then she found love and said she loved me like two weeks later. Aw, and how did you feel? I told him I don't fall in love easy.

You had to have loved her crazy. She said, I won't tell you I love you first. And she was the first one to say I love you first. Right? I did, yeah. I was shocked. I was surprised that I did, though. Because I love you is not something that was said to me.

It's not something that was said easily. My whole Kentucky family, they hang up the phone and be like, love you, babe. No, like, that freaks me out. I'm better now at saying I love you and I make sure I tell my kids like they'll be like I know mom you love me but it's not something that was ever easy to say because it wasn't never said to me but you're breaking a lot of generational curses heck yeah even doing that with your kids like that's breaking a curse that you were raised in so it's amazing so let's talk about this wedding here we go you ready what i don't remember so i can't talk about it what in the fuck happened okay so uh the wedding day the day of the wedding, we split up at about,

I think 12 o'clock, maybe one o'clock to go our own ways in separate cabins. So all the groomsmen go in a cabin, all the bridesmaids go in a cabin.

Did you propose to him? Hell no. Okay. So you actually proposed. On a cruise ship. Ah, good. Like four months, five months after being together.

Ah. But we didn't get married for a couple years. Yeah, yes several years we wanted to make sure like baby mama baby daddy was all out of the picture right all that was and that's kind of why my speech that I gave when he walked on the aisle was so sentimental I said I told him and made a promise that I'll never walk down that aisle and give you my heart if I couldn't give you the whole thing so I wanted to be 100% over my ex-husband and not giving him any of my heart before I could promise my entire heart to Billy right so like there was a lot of meaning

and I walked down the aisle by myself because I felt like what the place I got to from that point, I got there on my own, like independently. So I wanted to be the one to, my walk signified my independence of getting to where I was today. It really pissed a lot of people off that I didn't have anybody walk me down the aisle. But I also don't have a dad. And my wedding was very much like, I'm going to do this the way I want to do it. It's our second weddings this is gonna be exactly what we want not what everybody else thinks we should have right it's not gonna be based on religion although it's just not gonna be a religion

traditional based marriage right so we separate um i start getting ready and sorry okay so now we're ready to walk down the aisle i haven't seen him since 12 or 1 12 or 1. so i walk down the aisle and the mo the first my audio message first plays before i walk down the aisle and then when i walk down the aisle. And then when I walk down the aisle is when I have my song. Billy's already crying before I even come out. And I've never seen Billy cry. Billy does not cry. Like he's just the tough guy. He's a country boy.

He's not a crier. Yeah. And I told him, you better fucking cry. Like shed just two tears, like of emotion that I look so damn fucking hot that you just are blown away that's the feeling i want i said please do it like can you fake it so we even like made jokes like everyone like one guy's like i'll punch him in the nuts and another guy's like i'll have a water bottle hidden and spray him in the face right so he'll cry billy was sobbing i got halfway down the aisle and i then he like breaks down and I was like, I stop.

I was like, oh my God, what the fuck is wrong with him? Yeah. And I was like, he's drunk. He's got to be drunk. Drunk and just sweating and he's having a panic attack because he's so nervous. He's like, gets really nervous in front of people. And he kept saying that. He's like, I'm so nervous about being up there.

Please don't make me say any vowels. And I didn't, he didn't have to talk. I said, you really will be up there for three minutes. And he's just sobbing. So I'm like, what is going on? So I get up to the front and I'm still just smiling, you know, pretending everything's great. And then the preacher dude starts giving the, you know, doing his job, reading a wedding. And he starts from the bottom of the wedding thing instead of the top. And reads it backwards. And reads it backwards. So we're starting out by doing our shots. Like, we're doing tequila shots.

And his was water. Mine was water. We made sure that his had water in it because he I can't take a shot the shot without a chaser so I was like and mine was like this much full cuz I was like you know I just I don't want to make weird faces right we're starting the ceremony with shots I'm like oh what's going on yeah then the guy that's marrying us says some weird stuff he's like kind of stumbling a little bit like this he looks exactly like billy looks they both have this

really really red face just sweat it is 93 degrees out so i'm like maybe they're both like freaking about to have a heat stroke or something i don't know what the fuck's going on right and i'm just smiling away and he says uh what what name are we using is it uh a wise man the whole everyone's like oh that's my ex's name that's the the name i came from my other marriage oh my god so it's super embarrassing and i'm like and billy's he's like ingle like no it's ingle and he's like oh and he he laughs and then he just like says ingle and i'm like okay what what that's not even in the paper like what is happening right and then he looks at me he's like what do i say next the guy who's officially marrying us wow and i'm like i don't know. I've never done this before.

Like, I've never married somebody. Yeah. You've had like six months to prep for this. Yeah. And I put the flowers up and I said, just like you may kiss the bride. Like, Mr. and Mrs. Engel, like you may kiss the bride.

I think I've seen that shit in the movies. Yeah. And he says it and we kiss each other and then that was it it was like two minutes right because at that point I knew something was weird I don't know what's wrong but something's fucking going crazy right so we walk down the aisle um and right after we get married the wedding literally lasted two minutes two minutes my kind of wedding we walked down the aisle and now it's time to take our pictures so i go uh my dress is huge so i get into the air condition and billy's gonna get into the car behind us and oh first billy is still crying like and i'm hugging

him and stuff and trying to get him to calm down and he's still just like sopping crying then my kids are crying and then his kids are crying everybody's freaking crying i'm like oh my god what what happened like is this normal our wedding supposed to be this like much of crying like yeah i mean i get being sad or like happier but i don't know what's happening so we go to take our pictures on the top of the mountain and billy has this margarita in his hand so we go we i'm waiting in the car and i have three people first come up to me like brandy billy's not doing okay and i'm like i know what does anybody know what's going on and they're like no uh and then a rumor first rumor was that he took a viagra i'm like a viagra my husband took a viagra there is no

fucking way yeah like blue chew did he take a blue chew because that's what we promote like but that's still not a viagra yeah and they're like he had to i i really think so i'm thinking okay well maybe he did and that's what it's got him feeling like he's like his heart is racing he's just not acting normal so we have a nurse who it was a cop and a nurse that were we just met randomly that weekend and we forgot the cupcakes. So we had them, they just thought we were really cool. So they, they brought them to us. So I asked the nurse, I was like,

do you care to check them out before we take pictures? And she goes, Brandy, he has rate, his heart is racing. He, uh, his blood pressure's up. Like he just, he, I don't know. I don't know i don't know did he take anything i'm like what do we mean and did he take anything because if you're asking if he took drugs then no he doesn't do drugs like i can tell you that with my entire heart he does not do drugs yeah billy didn't even drink the guy doesn't fucking cuss yeah um he did start drinking where he started enjoying uh drinking tequila when he got with me right um the guy can drink though like he could drink an

entire fifth of tequila and be funny but be fine right i've seen him drink so much so i'm like he hasn't even had time to drink an entire fifth of tequila to be like this so there's got to be more to this going on right i didn't know though i had no idea so we get up to the top of the mountain he has his margarita in his hand and i said god give me a drink of that i'm sober as can be and i'm stressed and i was like uh somebody's like oh that's billy's drink I'm like, okay, give it here. Like, no, that's Billy's drink. So I'm like, okay. That's weird. Fuck, somebody get me a beer then. And that's all that's going through my mind.

And later on in the day, we were told that, well, Billy just kept acting weird. We started doing, we went to the reception. He's still being crazy. He's still sweating. I still don't know what's going on people keep asking like so why did you go on with the wedding because i don't know what else to do i don't know what's happening you have

all these people there i have all these people here i'm keeping an eye on him i'm watching him i don't know what's happening but i know that something isn't right do i think that like he's been drugged fuck no that's not even came into my mind yet do i think he's on drugs i would never even it would never cross my mind right um so then he's just acting weird and he got about eight o'clock our wedding wasn't supposed to be over until about 10 o'clock about eight o'clock the wedding director person says brandy billy's in the fountain sitting and i'm hearing my feet being wet though and he has a memory of his like looking at everything's blacked out oh yeah i don't remember i just remember like i don't even know what i remember anymore i just remember sitting

in the water i remember that and i remember like being behind the air conditioning unit sometime or another i don't remember that but there was parts where i couldn't deal with it anymore that i had to like send him to somebody else because i didn't i was in i was devastated i was in tears i was about to divorce him the next day yeah i didn't know what the fuck was going on right so i get to the fountain i said billy get out of the fountain what are you doing and i said it's time to get the fuck up. Like, what the hell is happening here? He said, fuck you, bitch. To you? Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, my God. He has never cussed before. That was literally like my first. I'm like, oh, my God. He just said a cuss word. Yeah. And he just cussed at me. Yeah.

That's when it just dawned on me. Like, something is bad wrong with this dude. Yeah. So really, I'm just thinking maybe he's just got really fucked up. And then he's got the heat on top of that. And then on top of that, it's his anxiety because he's been stressed about the wedding and being in front of people. So I get him out of there. Well, then he starts fighting with other people.

And then we leave the wedding. And it gets worse and worse. But then now we're i mean he's fighting with everybody and then one minute he's like just pouring his love out and then the next minute he's like fuck everybody fuck your family fuck my family and then 30 minutes later he's like i love you so much and then 30 minutes after that he's like bringing up his childhood pain out of nowhere i've never even heard these stories before yeah i mean when he was like seven years old he's talking about a steak that

i mean i never heard these stories like this shit was going deep right and then it's like now two o'clock in the morning and we're still fighting trying to get billy to go to bed i cannot get billy to go to bed he's breaking my heart. And like at the same time, he's just like melting my heart. Because he would be so sweet 30 minutes and then a flip. And he was just like, fuck your family. I'm just like, okay, what's happening? You're right. You're like, oh my God.

So finally, I said, I'm calling the cops. I need an ambulance here. Something isn't right. And two dudes are like, like no that's not necessary you don't want to get your husband in trouble i'm like he's not getting in trouble something's wrong with him like this is not normal like something's got to be wrong with him he will not go to bed drunk billy you can just push him into bed he's gonna go to bed yeah i know this guy like we never are not with each other we've never partied without each other we've never been to a bar without each other like i know this guy they're like no don't i'm like okay fine i won't

i said you deal with him then you make sure that he doesn't fall off a fucking cliff because that's what i'm worried about right now yeah i'm worried about he's so gone that he's just gonna fall off a cliff so then these two dudes are like, Brady, we need to tell you something. I'm like, all right, I'm all ears. We found a little baggie in y'all's truck. I said, okay, let's go. Let's show it to me. Let me get it. So neither one of them can produce the bag.

So I'm like, okay, well, let's go fucking look in his truck. I'm not a naive bitch. I'm going to figure this shit out. Yeah. So I ransack our truck like top to bottom thinking well billy hasn't even drove his truck we've had other people driving our truck today right and then uh then we have now another person saying that they had 10 adderall missing out of their purse i'm like oh what the heck so first we're they're trying to accuse these people are trying

to say that billy's uh done cocaine i'm like well you don't act like that on cocaine i'm like well where the fuck would he get cocaine right you know and if he's gonna people were offering him marijuana and everything before he got married and he's like no no no so now i'm being like people are like convincing me that he's doing cocaine like i'm like well why would he do that there's just no way but i'm not going to be naive and i'll do some research and then comes to find out that there's adderall missing and i'm like it's still to me i'm not thinking that somebody has put adderall in his drink or has drugged him because why would i i mean it's all people that we know and love.

The next morning, finally got, he didn't go to bed until 5 a.m. Next morning, he has no idea what's going on. And I haven't been able to get him separate because we're about to leave for our honeymoon in Mexico. I said, Billy, do you remember anything from last night? He goes, no, not really. Why? And you could tell he was kind of like in a fog. Like he wasn't like sure what was going on.

Almost like he didn't even know what he was doing there. He still was kind of messed up. I said, Billy, did you do drugs? He said, what? Why would you even ask me something like that? He's like, no. And I'm like, how much did you drink? He said, I took about three shots.

I'm like, is that what you remember? He goes, yeah, I took, I remember taking three shots. And then after that, he got his first margarita that someone made him. He doesn't remember anything after that. So somebody did make him a drink. Do you guys know who drugged him? We don't. We have our suspicions.

And was it Adderall? It was Adderall. Yes, it was Adderall. We got drug tested. We're just on our way, and he's still crying. I cried for like four days. Four days straight. God, how much fucking Adderall did they pump in you?

The nurse said that due to to adderall him not having adhd and the amount of alcohol he had that it wouldn't get out of his system for four days wow the dude really was emotional and cried for four days straight i was having so much anxiety that i couldn't leave the country i was already nervous about leaving the country i canceled my honeymoon uh we just drove to the state of florida didn't we? Yeah, then we just, but it came back that he tested positive for, I forget what the drug comes up on a drug screen. It's letters. Yeah.

But there was two things it could have been. It was Adderall and something else I had never heard of. Right. But then the next morning we're getting friends telling us that one friend had Adderall missing, this friend's blaming this friend, this friend's blaming this friend, this friend's blaming this friend. This friend's blaming this person. So do we know? No, we don't know who it was.

Do I know what happened? Fuck yeah, I do. That's terrible. I know with out a shadow of a doubt that Billy was drugged at our wedding and it completely destroyed it. Oh, that is so fucked up. I can't even,

that's like my biggest fear too. I won't even drink like bottles of water that have been opened in my own studio. We are totally different due to it. It's not like drinking took at a bar or anything. Oh yeah, I won't even drink like bottles of water that have been opened in my own studio. We are totally different. It's not like drinking took at a bar or anything. Oh yeah. I won't drink at a bar. Like I don't trust anybody anymore.

Cause people really don't get, they'll drug you and they don't even care what happens to you. Like they don't want to fuck you or anything. They just want to inflict pain on somebody. Like it's so weird. Humiliate. Yeah. We don't know the intent either.

Like, yeah, it could just been, I mean, we, we really the intent either like yeah it could just been i mean we we really want to think positive about it that maybe the intent was more like hey let's just get billy really uh loose and let him have a good time i mean kind of like that's that's what i hope they were thinking because any other reasons just really really fucked up god but he was on the verge of having like a heart attack no i that's what i'm saying they're so lucky that it wasn't like a medical condition because it sounds like

it caused sort of like a manic it's crazy mania in you because he was on a prescription medicine right so he's on a prescription now he's drinking tequila and then on adderall on top of the tequila and a prescription drug that he was prescribed to by a drug a doctor you mix those three together yeah you get a fuck chaos that's what it was it was chaos and the fact that he couldn't go to bed until five that's not drunk drunks go to they pass out like girl i've been there too many times i had a friend who stayed up for days on adderall like that shit and you start hallucinating and it's like crazy shit you know like if you abuse he didn't realize where he was at times and there were so many emotional states that it was weird and i'm mad at him actually because he's saying hurtful things and i don't know that he's been drugged i just

i'm mad you know i'm really upset because he's saying these fucked up shit like he's saying things I've never heard him say yeah so it took me a while to like get over get over it yeah I mean that's your guys's wedding and he has no idea he has no idea what he said he has no idea what happened yeah so moving on from that when did you guys get on tiktok 2020 uh about April of 2020 take me on this t this TikTok journey and how it's changed you guys' lives. And then let's dive into the OF too. Okay, you ready? I just figured you'd have something to say.

I've given up on trying to ask Billy questions. So I got on TikTok during quarantine. I was a dental assistant and we got put out of work. My daughter would not do her homework and she's like, I don't want to do it. And I'm like, okay, I got an idea. I'll do a TikTok with you if you do your homework. So I did a TikTok with her.

It was fun. We posted it. She had, she did, she set my entire TikTok up. She was eight years old at the time. Aw. Um, and then I did another one with her, and it was like a way to get her to do her homework. I would do this thing that she was really into,

and then we would do homework. Right. Then we all did one as a family, and it was fun. And then I did one of Billy, just something really stupid, and it got like 5,000 views. And we were like, oh, this is so cool. Like, wow. Like, who would have thought that something would get viewed that many times? And then I would say I got to around 75,000 followers.

And Billy thought this was the dumbest fucking shit he had ever dealt with. He's like, I hope Trump bans it. I hate it. He's like, I'm going back to work. He's like, there's no TikTok. I'm like, oh, my God. No, I hate this. He did.

He hated it. I hate it. So one night i finally got him convinced to do a tiktok with me and it blew up yeah as soon as i put billy's country accent in it and his humor it blew up so then he wanted to do another one and another one and then about 2021 uh i would say we when we started growing we we started growing like rapidly how it happens yeah um so we I think we went from like 300,000 to 3 million in a matter of six months it had to be a very short period of time and I finally started realizing so then I started

studying it it wasn't something that just we got lucky on then i started studying the algorithm i started youtubing things i started uh trying to figure out what our niche was i i mean i was spending every waking moment at trying to figure out how to make this work at the same time i have his ex making fun of me for being on tiktok i have my ex being like you're such a fucking loser this is so so lame. And I was like, meanwhile, you have 3 million people following you and they have none. And I'm like, I don't care. I'm, I'm telling you something's going to come up this. I just, I believed it in my heart. And I had so many people like just really bashing me for being on this social media platform. They'd make

fun of me for this or this. And I really did not care. Yeah. Um, he would call me ignorant. People would get really upset. And then i just realized like what was working for us is conversations that real couples have like let's just have them you guys need to just literally sit down and just do exactly what you did here like literally it is so funny how your guys's dynamic is hilarious in person too like i wish people could see that side of you guys too like you guys see it in your tiktoks but it's you know it's not as free-flowing as it is here and that shit is so funny dude you guys are genuinely fucking hilarious so what a lot of people don't realize is that they're like oh you guys are so fake it's such a skit well fucking duh dude it's a skit but let me explain to you on

your real real life so this is I'm gonna give you an example of how we record a tiktok so this is how it goes hey billy we gotta do it come on we gotta do a tiktok today um let's just go with the one the imaginary friend that's the new tiktok trend that's going on that couples are doing so he knows that there's a camera there he knows that we're doing the imaginary friend tiktok i mean obviously all these couples know yeah absolutely now do we that's it that's all we know that's that's what i'm going to tell you right so we know one line so now i'm going to be like over here in the back seat beating up the imaginary friend and then everything then real reaction we just go with it and just say what comes to us you know and the things billy says are so fucking funny yeah and he's so funny like he's witty no and

he doesn't even realize it that he comes up with the craziest freaking things out of nowhere and it is so hard for me to keep a straight face because I'm like oh my god did I really just fucking say that and I think people fell in love with you guys just because you guys were you guys like one of the first TikTok couples I think we were one of the first TikTok couples that really blew up yeah I remember when you guys came on my FYP I was like these motherfuckers are funny and then like these recent couples I feel like they'll go to the bottom of our page and then start doing those skits and i'm like oh look that's our skit yeah and when i say skin you don't get the credit for it i wish people would credit people oh we really uh we really try to do that because a lot of these are things that i come up with on my own or like yeah we'll have a real life situation happen so

then we'll make comedy out of it like just happens to be with poop a lot like i love poop i crap myself in the car so obviously we didn't record it happening right but we literally just recorded how it happened yeah no that's how skits are made just as funny because it's real like that's really how grossed out he was he literally had his head hanging out the window. I'm like, please don't smell me. Please, God. Can you please? Oh, I will be so embarrassed if you smell my poop. Can you please just stick your head out the window?

It's just real. When did OF come into play? Did you guys start that the same time as TikTok or after you guys blew up? It was way after we blew up. Way after, yeah. Tell me how that's changed your life. You created it like a year before we ever even before we ever i did create it a year before just like trying to introduce the idea to billy but billy was a little jealous very conservative

there's no i just really never thought he would go for it right never thought he would go for it we got on of in may right around the time we got married right we kept it very hush hush because we had brand deals that we were working with that we didn't think would approve of it right so we we kept it really on the dl so our first month on of was very low-key and we we did okay at it but we just that was it because we kept it so low-key the second month though we're like all right i mean cat's out of the bag now let's just i mean you're there in or you're out you know you can't be halfway no yeah you can't yeah we didn't show our faces for two months and then it's close to three i would say yeah and then it really took off in

august it freaking changed our lives yeah, OF is fucking crazy. It was the craziest. We just were mind blown. And it's been a very hard adjustment though. Like on so many levels. Like one, a money level. Like going from like trying to paycheck to paycheck. And the most I had ever made was $30,000 in a year. Right. To now like being debt-free completely debt-free

i still honest to god still today i still can't comprehend we still catch ourself like like when we go to the store like do we need to buy this but no we can you know but we're still like we are still like really scared to spend money because i hoard money too i'm the same way because it's just trauma from being, being so poor and not saying, well, you aren't poor though. He wasn't poor.

What are you shaking your head over here for saying? Yes. But it is, is you're hoarding money because you're just never having it. Yeah. So then I feel like recently we've been, I think that's what's gave me so much anxiety is because now people are perceiving me as this different person because I am different person.

You're not, it's almost like you're not allowed to grow. I'm not allowed to grow. They want you to grow. They want you to keep it real. But then once you're doing good, they, it's like,

they hate seeing you there. The biggest thing I believe we've got though, is the Lamborghini. That's the biggest thing. We loved it. I knew when you guys pulled up, cause I have the G wagon and those motors, you can just hear them, you know? So when you guys pulled up, I was like the Lambo's here and Haley's like, they got a Lamborghini. I was like, yeah,

go look at it. We get the most hype for them. It is crazy. And the thing is, is like, if people realized that, I mean, when you're in a certain tax bracket, that's such a huge tax write off that people don't like people are like, oh, they're just wanting to show off. Actually, no. Who cares? We really thought, like, what's the most expensive car we can get to help us with this taxes? But who cares? And then that's where my brain has, I struggle.

Billy's like, Brandi, you've got to stop caring what people think. I'm like, I've been this way my whole life, Billy. I've always cared what people think. I've always tried to win people over. I've always tried to win people over. I've always tried to be the lover. He's like, you gotta stop caring. You gotta stop reading those fucking comments. He'll delete them before I read them.

I'll get up before her and delete them and stuff. You know the saying, you could be the ripest peach in the bunch and somebody's not gonna like peaches. Oh, great. You're never going to be able to make everybody happy. All you can do is make your man happy, make yourself happy, and make your kids happy.

Everybody else that can go fuck themselves. Like it's so cool to feel the love that's online, but I don't think a lot of people realize that us people that are so out there, we feel tremendous amounts of love, but we also feel tremendous amounts of hate. And the hate does sometimes outweigh the love. And you,

you react to the hate more because it hurts more. Because you're like, wait a second, you don't love me? And that's another trauma response from our childhoods. And you can't let it get to you because these people are fucking miserable. They're deflecting. And they would give a fucking toenail to be in you guys' position. And that's how you have to look at things. And I hate to talk bad about people., if you're going to see toxicity on a

fucking keyboard to people who are doing way better than you, then you deserve it. You know, you can't make everybody happy and you got to just know that fuck those people. It's definitely been like learning that. I think people are really also just shocked to see that me and billy have an only fans right um they just are when i heard you guys had one i thought it was awesome i thought i was because a lot of people don't know i have one you know because on tiktok i have i wear so much clothes on instagram it's a completely different story you know but nobody realizes that i was a fucking instagram thought nine years ago you know and that's exactly how i built my career was being naked so when i learned

that you guys so i can have an of i was like fuck yeah they're just like us because me and jay are on of yeah yeah and they're like oh how can you do it you have kids blah blah blah i'm like because my main that i say how can we do it because i'll my kids are never gonna have to experience some of the traumas yeah that I had to experience because I was poor. Yeah, absolutely. Just because you're, what you do in your spare time doesn't, is not about your kids. And it's not a reflection of what type of mother I am. At all.

I'm a bomb ass mother. Some of the best women I know are sex workers. You know, like some of the best, like literally the coolest humans in the world that I've ever met are involved in the sex industry. And it's because we've been through shit. We need trauma. Fuck. And we just know what we want to be in life and what we don't want to be. We had tons of examples of what we didn't want to be like,

and we're just here breaking fucking generational curses. You know, I think that's a beautiful thing. I don't think there's anything wrong with it at all. I think the reason we blew up on OF though is because of that, because people were shocked the conservative more because that's the image that we've built like the more i don't even cuss on tiktok yeah billy doesn't want me to so um like i say f word like every other

sentence so i don't really cuss on tiktok so i think a lot of people were shocked i and the three times i put anything semi-provocative on tiktok like people really come after oh when you were twerking that one time i think you were like wearing a unicorn suit and you were twerking people were coming for you i was like she's in a fucking unicorn suit and there's girls with like butthole meat in the camera on tiktok like it's just crazy i mean i can do in a humorous way and still like it really i'm like okay they just it's always crazy. I mean, I can do it in a humorous way and still, like, get really, I'm like, okay. They just, it's always going to be

something no matter what. But we've really embraced the fact that we're on OnlyFans and we stopped caring about what people actually thought about us being on there.

And that's been a game changer. We're just more open to it now. Well, what's, what do you guys have in store for 2023? Um, yeah, Billy, what do we guys have in store for 2023 um yeah billy what do we have store i don't know bless his little host dude when you get in store i'm with you i'll

follow you tell him what we're gonna do i'll do it see he acts like that but really that's not the billy billy will tell me like all this is, he's more of the leader. Absolutely. On that aspect. Financially, he's the leader too. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even talk to our financial advisor anymore. Since we got married, this guy's just like, he takes care of it. Yeah. So that's really cute. But what we would like to do is honestly start a business. Yeah. We're not sure yet what that business is whether it's going to be owning a bunch of houseboats and renting them out but we want to be able to make a living off something completely away from relying on social media absolutely i

wanted to start a jet ski business for the longest time. That'd be awesome. Yeah. I had to buy rental properties in Florida. Yeah, that's our other thing. I love to do that. Yeah. I love that. Anything else besides, you know, just building a business and just living and loving? You guys haven't been posting as much. A lot of people, whenever I told them you were coming on live today, were like, ask

them why they're not posting as much as they used to. Yeah, we didn't. We took, let's see, a few weeks of break. Yeah. So one was because it was around christmas time and we really do value the time that we have with our kids a lot of the times i have my kids every other week so on the weeks i do not have my kids i'll bust out a bunch of tiktoks so then when i do have my kids i don't really i can still post but i'm not actually doing them when i have my kids

um because i promised my kids that when i got to a certain point okay I'm gonna stop doing this so it doesn't affect the time I have with you guys right um also I think I got in a really dark place there for a little bit um emotionally do you battle depression yeah especially seasonal depression and the hate that I was getting for having an OF started getting to me and then people were just like all of us I don't know if I was starting to read into the comments more or if they were just getting meaner and I still don't know if if people are I think I think I was getting in my own head because I'm an overthinker and my anxiety was getting to me and I just was allowing it to tear me down so

I could not actually get on tiktok because i was scared and now that i have been posting like my views or shit it's not you guys it's every the tiktok's messing with the fucking algorithms again and everybody's lizzo it had like fucking 20 000 views on a video me too i had been up for like never happened hours yeah no it's not you it's the platform they're fucking with us i've just been going live like crazy i never do that and it's been helping but we went live twice i guess in the past week posting at night a lot but we like eight or nine at night is way better than posting during the day i can't even post

during the day and get views anymore my backup account i just post whatever but my main account i have to post at like nine o'clock at night just to even get views anymore. Yeah, I think also like with my like mental state, my views affect my mood. Oh, yeah. And because it affects everything across the board. And this is my own freaking issues, but like I need to get out of that. So I've really been worried and he knows it i'm like maybe people really just don't like us anymore oh stop it there's new people that are finding you

every day you know like yes you don't have to and i'm like maybe it's just because you're not funny anymore billy like i'll say that to him i'm like it's because you don't try anymore you hate tikt, don't you? And he's like, God, I'm on a here we go. Like the everyday thing, right? Yeah. So the last, like, I would say month has been really emotionally hard on me. Aw.

Sometimes you need to take a break, though, and just step back. Because it's social media. Yes, we've built, you know, a huge business, all of us, on social media. But you can't know a huge business all of us on social media but you can't let it affect you mentally like that because you have to realize that aside from that you are a human with a heart that beats and it doesn't matter what goes on on there it matters what goes on right here you know and that shit just it's a phase there's going to be another platform that we're going to fucking take over after t tock you know it went from fucking myspace to fucking facebook right facebook to instagram what's it called my face let's go back cut my face i never had one yeah my you know but that's what i'm saying like you can't

don't let it get to you because there's gonna be another fucking platform that we're gonna take over and it's gonna it goes like this it's a roller coaster not everything if everything was always up here we wouldn't appreciate when we're down here you know what i'm saying it's a roller coaster not everything if everything was always up here we wouldn't appreciate when we're down here you know what i'm saying it's a roller coaster and you just got to ride the waves literally that it's just fucking social media so don't let it hurt you like that yeah this guy he's the the support though like he's always like oh i love that like he really is more loving than he lets on like no i can i can read right through like it's maybe i was a hooker for fucking 15 years i can read men like a motherfucker trust me i see right through him. He'll hug me and be like, it's baby. I was a hooker for fucking 15 years. I can read men like a motherfucker. Trust me, I see right through him.

Just the way he looks at me, a lot of people have been pointing out in the videos that I've been doing because I actually opened up a little bit about how people are like, we don't see you anymore. And I opened up that I'm struggling with seasonal depression. And when the sun is not out I cannot like I have a hard time being happy but this guy over here just he knows when I we went to Disney because he knew like I needed to get out of the house I needed to do

something that would make me happy we planned in 24 hours and we freaking took the kids out of school and we just left it to the kids I school for a whole week and we just jumped on a plane. And you needed that. You needed that reboot. That was awesome. It really has helped. So he always knows. And the fact that he can read me and know it's everything, baby.

That's a good partner. Well, I appreciate you guys coming here. Why don't you guys shout out your socials where everybody can find you. And your O.F. And your O.F. So everybody, I'm about to go. We didn't want the neighbor to come over, okay? socials where everybody can find you and your os security number honey and your of so everybody i'm about to go billy we ain't wanting the neighbor to come over okay we just moved let's not try to get her over the house too soon you know let's at least make her fight for it um tiktok of course is brandy underscore billy our facebook we actually have been really growing uh recently

is brandy underscore billy not any other name besides brandy underscore billy our instagram is brandy underscore underscore billy so everything else is fake gotcha which is a lot of fake and what about of brandy billy yeah brandy thank you guys for coming on the podcast it was really good getting to know you guys i didn't even know half the stuff you guys told me. Now you know she's crazy. Thank you guys for coming on the podcast. I really appreciate it. You're so welcome.

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