Dumb Blonde - Bunnie Got Eiffel Towered?!

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

Dumb Blonde is taking over LA, and we’re kicking things off from our vacation house with lawn chairs for furniture and absolutely zero chill. We’re catching up on our New York adventures, LA chaos, and everything in between.Bunnie opens up about losing Dolly, what she was really like in person, and why her passing hit so hard. The gang gets into soulmates, friendships that become family, monogamy, and she finally addresses her sobriety on her own terms—including why she chose to occasionally drink again.Meme addresses the mom-shamers, why she keeps her kids offline, and the rumors that she’s “gone all the time.” Plus, we get into the new podcast deal and some exciting moves happening behind the scenes—but you’ll have to stay tuned for the rest.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

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Things look a little different today, and that's because we are in Cali at our California vacation home, filming for the first time at the kitchen counter. And we took a page out of Matt and Shane's podcast and we just set up in the house. Yeah. I like it. I kind of like this, guys. It's like a little stripped down.

Why are we holding it? You know the dudes in the, they're like profile pictures on dating apps? Holy a fish. Yeah. And there's like five of them in the fucking picture. You never know which one it is. I don't know that. And it's always the ball of this one.

It's never the cutest one. Always. Always the one with the least hair. Like, you just, yeah, it's never. I like bald guys. Small as fish. That's a personal choice. Yeah.

So, yeah, we're here in L.A. We've been here getting together this house. We have lawn chairs for furniture right now. It's been a thing, but we are getting ready to go back to Nashville for good and go hang with the animals. Oh, I miss them. Yeah, go freaking. We've been out here for like three weeks and just trying to get this house together. And now that we've mostly got it together.

just furniture needs to be delivered, we can actually go back to Nashville and focus on the little compound out there. Not little, but the compound out there. And go see Crunchy and Smoor and everything. You guys are all flipping out about Crunch and Smoor. And I just need you guys to know that we have an amazing farmhand. His name is Witt. He and Jason, work daddy is there. You know, taking care of those babies. Taking care of the baby. Send us pictures every day. Like those, they're living. They're freaking best life. But yeah, we're going home to see them and spend some time with our families. And, well, she's going to go spend some time with her family.

She's going to go spend some time with her family. And I'm going to spend time with the family I created on the compound. And yeah, so it's going to be good. I'm really stoked about that. Yeah. Yeah. We went and saw a movie the other day. What was fun.

What did we see? Spider-Man. Haley? What? Did you like the movie? Did you like the movie, Haley? I did. Yeah, a little too much?

No, I mean, it was just, it was just that one part. He's so feminine, though. He is. No, but is it, when he married, I think he's married to Zendaya in real life, too. Wait, really? Yeah. Back of baddie. Guys I didn't know that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't seen a Spider-Man though since Toby McGuire. I walked in and I go, is Toby in this? I think Toby retired his Spider-Man suit. Like, in the movie, as it's playing out, it tells you, like, the storyline. And Haley leans over to me. during the movie and start telling me the storyline. I said, yeah, I know, I just watched it.

And she goes, oh, I didn't get it. I was making sure you did. Someone had to tell me. He didn't get it. And then he, like, beats up all these people. And I just see Haley, like, sink down in her chair. And she's like, all right. Like, wait.

Oh, it's when his eyes went black. And then he just, like, fought everyone. He's so feminine. You're out. I'm not into it. No. No, my name out was the Hulk. Are you kidding me?

Hulk had him strangling. That scared me. Hulk would fucking plow you through a while. Hulk scared me the way he, I don't, I don't, no. Paul would like strangling and I had the sleep off. That's how I feel about Jessica Rabbit. Do that your hear me out?

That's my hair me out. That's your hear me out. Yeah. Jessica Rabbit or Hollywood from cool, cool world. What's that? She's the blonde that I always post that is in the white dress. Yeah, the blonde, which I want to do her for Halloween. We definitely should.

What's your hear me out? Was it Spider-Man? I have a lot of hear-me-outs. What is it? I would say the fox from Zootopia. No, I kind of get that one. He's a gangster. I get it.

He's kind of fine, yeah. He's kind of fine. With the green shirt. Osmosis Jones. Do you guys like an animals? Yo, it's called a hear me out for that reason. We listen and we don't judge. Like the big aunt from aunt.

Weaver, I think is his name. Hear me out. Dude that's what crazy. Hear me out, bro. My hear me out's Maiter. Yeah, well, my hair me out's a hot chick with big boos. Mader? Like from cars.

From cars. From cars. The low riders? The low riders from cars. Bumblebee. Bumblebee is your car. Bumble B is my hair me out. I would, I would add an alopeish.

He'd put you through a wall. Tag team. Let's go. Right now, Beau. What is it? Paris, what do they call it? I would let Bumble be an Optimus Prime. Eiffel Tower me.

Damn, RIP. Can I watch? Did he die? Yeah, the voice did, yeah. RIP. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. That's fucking horrific.

All right, moment of silence. All right. I didn't know. No, the low rider, though. The lowriders, we got ourselves a nodder. Not that one. Those are the little, like. So, but would you hear me.

Hi, Mae. Roxanne from the goofy movie. I get it. Yeah. No, yeah. You haven't seen her? You haven't seen it? Pull it up.

Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it on the screen. Wait. I haven't seen it. I have a very. The paper clip from Microsoft. Get the fuck out of here, dude.

What? He's so confident. He'd just be popping up anywhere. You get it? He's like tall skinny. You know he has a hog? Yeah. His little baby arm.

Listen, dude. I can't. If it's not a human, I'm not, well, that's what a hear-me-out is. But actually, Optimus Prime and Bumblebee aren't there. But I love robots. I'm attracted to robots. Have you watched the movie robots?

Aunt Fannie. No. That's a new. Wait, do you have a robot yet? Do you have a robot yet? Not yet. It's coming. I ordered one.

It should be here in fucking November. His name is Ghost, and he's going to be my best friend. I'm obsessed with the little robots here in L.A. They deliver the food. Did you know that they have names? Yes. They're so cute. walk by them, like there's like a gang of them that hang outside the dispensary.

They're just parked. So fucking a crew of robots. Yeah, they all park out front of the dispensary and every time we go, we like name all of them. They're so courteous. They are. They get a little confused. If you walk too close to them, it's kind of sad.

It's kind of sad. We always cheer them on. If there's like a bump and they can't get over it, we're like, come on baby, you got it. And then they do it and we're like, yay. We cheer for them. It's crazy that we care more about robots than people. No, that's like the difference. Like, I don't feel like we have those in Tennessee yet, right?

I don't think I've seen it out in Tennessee. They do have the new driving cars in Tennessee though. Hate them. Do you? The Waymo. Yeah. Have you ever been in a Waymo? I don't trust them.

I don't trust them either. No. What happens if it like just stops and it doesn't go anymore? Do you just get out? Or they just start calling. I know, but every time I see one of those fucking cars, they're making like an illegal fucking turn in the middle of the street. Or they're just cars coming.

Yeah. I wouldn't be, feel safe in that. I watched one of them get stuck in the in-and-out drive-thru the other day. Yeah, that's crazy. I thought it was part of the road. You know, like in and out, be coming out onto the road with their line. It was in it, like, as if it was the lane. I felt really bad.

I did. Aren't they human operated, though, or no? Oh, wow. That's crazy. I always thought they were like human operated. That's what that big spinning thing on top is. It's just like a monitor. Scary.

Wild. Yeah. You guys, we lost a fucking legend this week. The craziest thing is, like, the day before Dolly passed away. I was like, we're going to lose Dolly this year. And I didn't say anything. And then literally, the next. next day the news broke that she passed away. And I'm just like so like I was gooded by it dude.

Like everybody text me. My phone was blowing up. You would think that she was like my freaking sister. Yeah. I mean she was. Yeah. No, I love Dolly to death. And I mean, she loved me for who I was and always treated me with respect and kindness and just love. So our hearts go out to Dolly's family. Our hearts go out to Danny Nazel, her manager and just everybody who, she had a great team of of people around her. Everyone. We love them so much. It was so sad.

Was it true that she passed away on 925? 825? 8 to 5. 8.25? Yeah. Because everyone was like it's kind of like 8 to 5. Yeah. That's what I was like is.

Yeah. Aw. We love her. I like that. I like that. Everything was like lit up pink though. The whole world stopped for her. Like there's not many people in this world that like this world will stop spinning for

if they pass. Dolly was one of them. Like the entire world stopped for a second. Even the moon was pink. Yeah. Oh. What was like the first thing you noticed when we met her that one time about her? That she, I'd say it all the time that everybody thinks she was just like this sweetheart and she was just like this like, I don't know, almost like they almost paint her to be like this passive woman.

And she wasn't, dude. She was sharp as a tack. She was very witty. She had a team of men around her. Big men. Yeah. And she bossed them around. And love that.

And that's what I loved about her. Yeah, I love that she always had someone walking her in. Yeah. You know, whether it was Ollie or someone was just like had her. In stripper heels. Yeah. And her was like big heels. Yeah, big heels with the tiniest feet.

So cute. I didn't expect her to be so tiny. Yeah. So tiny. So little. But like meeting her, it was like, no, you're like so petite and little. Yeah. Oh, I did.

She had such a big presence though. She did. She demanded a room for sure. Like, what an icon. Just the whole. I think she died of a broken heart, you know. I know. Because she lost Carl last year.

And then like literally a year later. Yeah. Is it last year or two years? It might have been a year or two. It was like last year for sure. Yeah. It was not. I don't even think it's been a year yet.

And then she followed right behind them. That's love guys. I'll never have that, but I'm so glad Dolly to say that. I'm your love. You guys are us. I truly believe that people, some people's soulmates are not the opposite sex. Yes, yes. I truly feel like some people's soulmates are their best friends and the people that they make their family.

And I think I am one of them. I like, I don't, people know I don't believe in forever. I never have. I believe in right now and a long time. But I genuinely believe like best friendships and stuff like that. That's forever. A hundred percent. Yeah.

Guys, I really love you. No, I love you too, guys. We've been having so much fun out here, though. Oh, it's. The food. Oh. The food out in California, you guys. It's West Coast food because that's how it is in Vegas too.

No, I feel less inflamed out here. Yeah. In-N-Out's way fresher. Yeah. It tastes different. It tastes so different. Are we getting in and out? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Dude, we're going to start a bowling league. What should we name our bowling league? Wait, I want the old school jackets. Yes. Please.

Our own shoes. I have the same hair as Bill Murray. Yeah. I need that. The quaff that's just waving in the wind when he's bowling. Like, that's what I need. You when I blowdried your hair. Ah, earlier.

I had fucking look like Rick Flair. I think you look like Rick Flair. That was so funny, bro. That was so great. No, our bowling is. Top tier guys. Yeah. No.

Okay. First of all, let's just talk about how Mimi literally was like just came up and whooped all of our asses. Yeah. Fucking Dylan and Tyson were in a war together and they won pretty much the whole fucking thing. But I like to pride myself as being an okay bowler. And Mimi came and fucking beat me and was like literally neck and neck with Tyson and Dylan. So I was just like, dude.

Mason was like, no, I'm going to beat your ass in bowling. I said. Mason sucked. Dude, Mason's so good. Be Mason. Mason was the worst. I bowled better than Mason. Actually, Mason and I tied.

But it's only because Dylan bowled for me and fucked my score up. Mason bowled for me and fucked my beginning score up. I was like, bro, you got me a zero. I could beat Dylan. Like, me and Dylan were three points away. Had I bowled that first one and fucking Mason didn't give me the zero, I could have won. No, my dad was a bowling league dude. Was he?

I believe that. Yes. Like hardcore. He's like one of those ones that doesn't put his fingers in it. He just like holds the ball. Does the little spin and all that shit. Yeah, I can't. I can barely get my.

I just want the bowling bag. The cool bowling bag. You should make our, you just like shining your ball. I do it, dude. It's so funny. I love that we became bowlers. I don't,

it just out of nowhere too. That was like so much fun. I feel like we should go again this week. Wait, are we? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Okay.

But we got to go back to our old place. We got to take them to the old place. I like this one. way better. Yeah, no, this one was great. In the sticks? Yeah, what do you mean?

No, the old place. It's fun. Rinky dink, but. Yeah, that's what we love, yeah, what's rinky dink? Go ahead, go ahead.

All of it. Name one. All of it. I think Haley just likes the bar at the other one. No, she just likes the one thing. No, it was, it was nice.

The games were better over there. You mixed tequila and vodka, so you were like in a mood. It was. Yeah. I think you got to give it one try. Why did we switch? Yeah. Because I was getting sad, so I said we got to turn it up.

Yeah. She switched to me. She said, don't let me drink more vodka. Why did we start with vodka? Because that's better in an espresso martini. Oh, it's not. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. I don't know how you guys drink those and don't fucking shit your brains out. You know, it's crazy. I don't even like coffee. You had one today though. I did. I was very proud of you. I mean, what the fuck? graduating. Sorry. Not everyone can do that. I'll go back to Monta tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No worries. You should have at a bar. I don't want to hear it.

Stop. I did not stop. We got to see our girl Chelsea Lynn while we were out here. Oh my God. My baby, our sweet little honeies. We made Chelsea Lynn go to a honky tonk out here in a moo-moo. Her and Libby.

Libby turning up at the bar was one of my favorite things I've ever witnessed. She goes, is that tequila? I said, yeah. She goes, that was so funny. No, I love her. Libby is great. Chelsea's great. It was just so good to be able to stand time.

She was throwing it back and Libby goes, yeah, I smell that. Smells like a whole lot. ass. Oh, God. Anytime she throw it back, she goes, ooh,

it smells. Oh, God. When she lifted her, when she lifted her shirt up and was shaking her tits, laying down to be a lap dance

was my favorite part of the fucking night, bro. I can't even handle that. I love them both so much. And then Chelsea was like, I would go do that because they were like line dancing. She's like,

but my planterficitis. Do you guys believe in the term sit down air? Yeah. Do you have sit down air? What is that? I don't think so. It's this new term that everybody's come up with.

It started with BBLs, but now they say that everybody has it and like guys can have it. I don't think everyone has it. And it's just how your ass smells like when you sit down, like your sit down air. You got to be real stanky. Guys, this is diabolical right now. You've never heard of sit down air. I've never heard of this. Sit down air.

Sit down air is insane. I haven't had the pleasure of catching the downwind of anybody sit down air yet. So I don't think we have it, yeah. Well, actually, I have one person. I know exactly what they're talking about. Oh, shit. Are they sitting at this table? What the fuck is happening?

No. It's it. Musty. Like a dirty wash rag. Okay. Like a mildewed washrag. Wait, can I know who this person is? I'll cut it.

Yeah. I didn't get that. Yeah. As soon as you said one person. Yeah. No, that person has sit down air And I've smelled it They have stand up air

Yeah, we're going to hell, baby We are going to hell Oh my God Mm-mm You guys I can't believe you've never fucking heard of that That's gonna come up on here That's my whole for you page

I don't want it to be my for you page We have the same flip Flip We have the same flip Um, yeah. That's diabolical. Hold on. Let me look at my fucking list. Oh, God.

I fucking hate holding this fucking microphone. Hands getting a little tired. I don't like it. I'm getting a little tired. I'm going to take a battery loop. Hold on. Like a clip? Like a mic clip.

Hold on. Wait, my tits can hold it up. Can you have tits hold it up? Here we go. Look at this. Wow. Yeah, look. There we go.

Easy. Yep. That's how we do it. What if we had a clip on our fucking mic? like this. They were this big. That would be so funny. I put yours in your in your pocket. I'd do it like this like a hello ladies and gentlemen. Like a late night radio

show. But we did spend 24 hours in New York recently and it was so much fun. It was a I love New York. Yes. New York. I walk. Top of the rock. Stop of the rock. Yeah. You disappeared again even though I told you you you had a bedtime. No. Hold on. Let's fucking really go into detail here.

Jaime went walking in Central Park at 2 a.m. By himself. I really think you kill people. No, I think so too. I think you're serious. We think, okay, so every time we go to a different city, Jaime goes for a walk after midnight by himself. And like he'll take shots from strangers.

He had some stranger. He was on a bench with someone one time. He was on a bench. He wasn't a stranger. I just met him. Okay. That's a stranger danger. Oh.

Yeah, well. He was a bartender. But still, it's like, what are you doing after midnight? Nothing good happens after 2 a.m. Especially in fucking Central Park. I think I get anxious on the plane on the way there. I just need to get it out of me. So I just walk to, I don't know why I just went to the park.

It was really dark, so I got scared. Then I'm like, there's a lot of lights at Times Square. So I walked over to Times Square. We can map it out. Must be nice being a man. Yeah, bro. A woman could fucking never. I'm not going to lie.

I did have this thought. I was exercising my male privilege and walking at night. I realized that I'm like, if I was a girl, I could not do this. What would you do if men didn't exist? You could walk? You could walk around? Go outside at night. Literally I would walk.

Bain bitches. Okay. Was it going there? I was going for safety. Yeah, we're talking about safety. Okay? I would, no, I would be able to like walk through, you know, shopping centers at nighttime, you know? Give my call.

Without being cat called? What fucking stores are open after nighttime? I could at the grocery store at night. Well, I didn't realize. Do you know Walmart used to be 24 hours? God, bring it back. Walmart. Get it.

You got Apple Pay. Did they already? It'll be another 10 years before $20. We're not getting $20 for hour again. No, they used that as an excuse to shut it down. They were like that. We're not paying all these people. I'm so upset that I can't go somewhere at 2 a.m. And it'd be Walmart.

Yeah. What's your favorite thing to get at Walmart? That was top tier. Many brands? People watching. Yeah. Everyone's in their pajamas. 24 hours.

I miss out of downtown. Especially in Vegas, dude. It was crazy. Oh, I couldn't imagine what you saw in Vegas. Lots. Tweakers? Every fucking. walking walk of shame you could think of.

Was there slot machines in those Walmarts? I freaking knew it. You guys said slot machines in Walmart? Damn, we only had a subway. Remember when they had McDonald's in the Walmarts? Yeah. Or subways? It was like when their insides were still like brown.

Yeah. Did you guys have goldfish at yours? Yeah. Oh, I loved the little goldfish section. I like the whole fish section. Oh, the fish section was top tier. Absolutely. I thought I could communicate with them.

I usually go and put my finger up and try to see if they'll find. Which everyone follows me, I'll take home. Yeah, there you go. I'm like, you chose me. Wait, do you guys remember getting stickers? Stickers. Is that a Midwest thing? The little smiley face?

Yeah. Absolutely. Can I get a sticker? I would go and walk in. Can we call back the smiley face in 24-hour Walmart, please? I feel like life was so much more simple and fun back then. Yes. And now it's like so like, I don't even know what.

Technology took over. It's very gray now. Yeah. Have you guys seen that the world is losing its color? It is. that comparison and like a dead ass. You brought a color back to your life though. Like all of your houses are so colorful.

Nothing is bleak gray. There's not a single house you own. Out of all your homes, we don't have a gray wall in any of them. A white wall. No, no white walls, no gray walls, no light toned walls. Everything is a color.

And listen, I love a good white aesthetic. Haley loves that look too. I don't do white. Not white, but like, you know, a bright aesthetic. Yeah, clean aesthetic. I love it, but I just can't live in it. Like, I need darkness around me. Like, I don't know.

I just need like... I can't do too dark. Like, I'm, we're... Teetering on the fine line. Yeah. Yeah. No, I love it. We've painted the new house.

The new house is green. Green. But I think you guys know my old house was green, but we did a different shade of green. And then my room's hair purple. And then what? The studio is like burgundy. Mm-hmm. The compound is fucking...

Everything. Dark brown. Everything. You were wallpaper. You guys haven't even got to see the compound. pound yet. That house is crazy. It has like so many different patterns and textures in it and I'm obsessed with it. You have the best wallpaper ever. You and the wallpaper in the one wall, the hall, the hall into your, right. Yeah. It's my favorite. It's like it makes me feel like the hard rock.

Like you're walking down the hallway. Yes, that's exactly what all your houses look like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To be honest, I don't think I just look like a casino. I don't think I've been in a hard rock. Oh, what? A cafe? Yeah. No, there's totally different. So a hard rock casino and hard rock cafe. they're kind of like the same aesthetic but it's a little bit different I thought I'd been to the hard rock the whole time I went to the cafe Nope

You got to have the casino The one on Broadway I don't think there's a hard rock In Vegas anymore But I do think there's one in Florida Damn I felt out an application to work there In Florida?

No, the one in Nashville Oh you tried to work at the cafe I did I did Oh got a cool aesthetic too I actually really like that one Just rock and roll. Oh, like, I think I had the question of like, how do, because as a man, I'm just like

lollygagging in a bar, but like, what do, what signals do women often send males in a bar setting to let them know that you're interested without talking? I'm going to call in an expert here. I don't know because I don't really talk to dudes. Yeah. Okay. If I spot a guy and I like him, she has a signature move and I've seen it. million times.

I was able to recreate this last night. Like this. Okay. All three fingers up. Straw. Whatever. I will look at you for point five seconds. And if you don't make eye contact with me,

your loss. How are they supposed to fucking know? That's what I'm saying. That's what Haley's saying. It's like, you've got, you've got this small window. And I will never look at you again unless there's no other options in the bar and

you're the only option. She will circle back, but she will not fully face you. She will do a. over the shoulder look. Yeah, because that's more like, oh, I'm making more of an effort to look at you. Like, you should know I want to be with you.

Yeah, and she's not going to approach you unless she's shit drunk. You need to approach her. Yeah, but Haley's got swag. She's got a lot of game because I literally, I'll go to a bar and dudes will make eye contact with me and I look away. Because I'm nervous. Yeah.

Yeah, like, I'm nervous. We don't have anything. But also take that as a hint that I want you. Do not know? Just be obsessed with me at first. sight. Yeah, dead ass. But yeah, no, I don't, I'm so awkward. Like, anytime a dude tries to talk to me, I'm just like, oh, hey, you know, because I never know, like, what their intentions are, like, I don't know. I always feel like, uh, I don't want to seem like a creep. Yeah. I don't look at women.

Yeah. You don't look at women in the, well, not an eye taken because like, well, just because I don't what do you look at? Like their forehead. He looks at him in the tits. He's looking at his cats on his phone. I was like, here's my cat. He's like, hey, you want to see my cats? I'm just so afraid of labeled as like a creep or something? I just avoid that. I think there's a fine line of like complimenting a woman telling her she's beautiful and then getting creepy, you know, like. Oh.

Yeah. We're getting creepy? No. You got to pick up on the body language. Yeah, there's like a fine line, you know, like if you're telling a girl she's beautiful, okay, cool, you know, that's great. But if you like keep going and like, I don't know. She's not clearly interested.

Yeah. Then that's when it gets creepy. But if she's like into receiving it, then I think there's. You'll know when I'm. Yeah. when I'm interested. You're dead ass gonna show interest immediately.

But here's the other thing that Haley does. She likes to take laps around the bar. Yeah, love a good lap. I mean, I think all girls do laps, but guys also do laps too. Men do laps too.

Have you seen the like memes or TikToks where it's like they did a lap and like made eye contact with zero women like knock someone's beer over and they're like successful. Like tonight was a movie.

Redass. Tonight was a movie. This is also new to me. I never did. bars and stuff in my 20s. So like now I'm in my 30s. I don't know what any of this means. She'll be like,

you want to go take a lap and I'm like, where? No. I said just hold my hand. Let's go. Yeah. She literally just dragged me around the bar drunk. And if I see someone though,

I'll hang out in their vicinity for a little bit. Yeah. She's like, we're going to stop right here. Until that one guy stood up the other night. She was like, ooh. And she'll be like make this like pit stop next to this guy. And then he stood up and he was a short king. She goes, we can go now.

Can we talk about how like little crushes happen. Like you can like meet somebody that works out of bar and like they'll be a crush. We talk about my ex. And they'll be like a little crush, you know, because it's like you get kind of like infatuated. I love crushes. Yeah. Oh, me too. You love the lead up.

I love the I love the first, the first conversation that first lead up that first like, I don't know. I feel like crushes are necessary, especially like if you're, even if you're in a relationship, I think that you need to have crushes on other people. Oh. Like not, but don't act on them. But you can also, you can fantasize and think about other people because I feel like that's healthy. I feel like that's human nature though.

Yeah, it totally. You just said that the other day. I don't believe that humans were not made to be monogamous. All right. Listen, news, don't clip that. Yeah. Sorry, guys. I read that somewhere and by somewhere.

I mean a TikTok. Yeah. But I always felt that way. I don't feel like humans. I mean, okay. And if all the Christians want to be in the comments and say, something, there was literally men in the Bible, the majority of men in the Old Testament and New Testament, that had multiple wives. You know, like, it's, I just do not believe in monogamy,

and I don't think that humans are supposed to be linked to the same person without maybe having crushes or, you know, bringing in a fourth wife or something like that. I'm just kidding. I don't believe in polygamy. Pause, pause, pause. But yeah, as far as monogamy goes, I think that everybody has their own choice to make inside relationships. I don't judge anybody if they do want to be monogamous, and I don't judge anybody if they don't want to be monogamous. I think whatever works for whatever situation we're in. But speaking about bars, let's talk about the elephant in the room here.

Let's talk about my sobriety, because I've addressed this numerous times. There's news articles about it. There's clips that you can find online. I never had a problem with alcohol. I never had a problem with drinking in general. I stopped drinking because I wanted to stop drinking because the next day my mental health could not handle it. I would get depressed.

I would have really bad anxiety, whatever. But your girl has been having a little fun in the comfort of my own home. And like, you know, like with us all around. Just the girls. Yeah. Like with I've been, I think I've maybe been out what, like five times? Yeah.

Yeah. Literally. I've been out five times. And just having a blast, I don't think there's anything wrong with blowing off some steam. I'm literally blowing off 10 years of steam. And I think that there's nothing wrong with it. Like I, sobriety is a different journey for everybody.

It's not black and white. I do understand and I respect the fact. And I think we should insert the clip about me talking about my sobriety when I drank in Rome right here. Now, this is where we need. need to have the discussion of my sobriety. I think a lot of people think that I was an alcoholic in my former life and I that wasn't my drug of choice. My drug of choice was cocaine and X. Those were my vices. Alcohol was just always prevalent because I grew up in Vegas. I never had a

problem with alcohol. Everybody has their own idea of what sobriety is and I respect that. Everyone's perspective is very different on sobriety. Everybody's perspective is different. I was not the type of person who ever had to go to rehab. I got sober because of my health, my mental health, and because I didn't want drugs and I didn't want alcohol in my body anymore. While I want to be sensitive to other people who are in sobriety, please do not ever do anything that I do. Just because I can have a drink does not mean that I fell off the wagon and I'm going to be drinking every night again. Whereas somebody who is really battling that demon can see me drinking and be like, well, if she did it, I did it and then completely wreck their entire sobriety.

Please don't do that. I am self-aware enough to know that I do have a huge platform and that I do influence people to do certain things. And that is not one of them. I don't want you to ever ruin your sobriety because you see me drinking. I understand that with sobriety, a lot of people are like, it's black and white. You either are sober or you're not. 99.9% of the time, I am sober.

I haven't had cocaine or dachonics even since I can. cannot even remember 2017. But I think a lot of people need to realize that my journey is not their journey. And all of our journeys are different. Again, I'm going to say just because I will have an occasional drink and let my hair down, I say occasional. I mean one every five years maybe. Yeah.

Yeah, every blue moon. And my drinking isn't like heavy. It's not like, it's like I'm sipping. And like, you know, I don't let myself get out of character. You're not like taking seven shots. Yeah, exactly. No. It's not like a wild time or anything.

like that. I posted a video of me holding a bottle of wine because I wanted to be honest. That's why my caption was, I drank y'all because I'm never going to mislead or pretend to be something that I'm not. And I agree wholeheartedly with that. I think that your journey is your journey. If you cannot have a couple drinks without getting out of control and snorting eight balls of cocaine and doing pills, don't fucking drink. I don't have that problem. I can literally drink and have a blast and not fall back into old patterns. I could there's people in my comments saying, oh, she's spiraling. I'm having

fucking fun. I think the craziest thing is that you guys are like, we miss the bunny who sat outside with her animals. The bunny who sat outside with her animals was the most depressed version of myself that I have ever been. That was you trying to heal. I literally sat outside with my animals and cried

and just soaked in their love and their energy. I mean, I lost freaking, you know, babies. I went through IVF. I was having issues with certain things in my life. And like that was me going out there and just kind of resetting and being in their energy, which I love to be there. But you guys are saying that you miss a version of me that was the most unhappy version of myself. And I don't think it's fair to not allow a woman or a person who is trying to find themselves in a world that they haven't been in before.

You know, 10 years ago when I was single, it was a different world. And it's a newer world now, and I'm just trying to navigate it. But at the same time, I'm trying to make new memories. I'm trying to just have fun. And if that involves a little bit of alcohol, I'm going to have fun. You're making so many good memories. Really, I'm having to talk about it, you guys. When I said we were going to have a bad bunny summer, I wasn't fucking lying.

This bad bunny summer is going in the books, you guys. Literally, I tell you guys everything I do before I do it. You warned everyone. I've never lied. This is not a surprise. I've never lied. I've never led you guys astray. I'm just having fucking fun.

And I deserve to have fucking fun without being judged. There's people in my comments saying that I'm on drugs. I would never. No. Like, I would never. They didn't even drink out of an open water. like I would never like my fear I think when you do a shit ton of drugs especially as many drugs as I've done in my life when you do a shit ton of drugs like that you develop like what's

called drug OCD some people do once they get sober off drugs I'm so fucking scared of drugs I don't even want people who are on drugs around me everything's like lace nowadays I was going to say drugs aren't scary to be you can't just like go do a rail from a buddy that you met at the bar that there's it's too chancy yeah no I don't like it but I mean and this era isn't gonna last forever you know I'm actually coming out of it now if we all there was a little bit of a blur but because I was just like woo freedom you know I was like running down the street like Will Ferrell fucking streaking and shit but um now it's more of like you know just fucking it's calming down I'm getting into a fucking groove and like it caught up with us we slept everyone slept yesterday yeah

Everyone was like, we needed it. We ate Chick-fil-A in bed and just nap together. Yeah, it was so good. Everyone slept for like fucking nine hours. It was so good. But we've just been having a blast. And it's only been like, dude, literally what? Not even a month.

No, not even a month. It has not been a month. Since my freaking divorce was finalized, you know? Like, I think healing looks different for everybody. And if mine includes a little fucking tequila shot, I'm going to do it. I've been waiting for it, though. Haley's been waiting on the sidelines for her to catch up. Now that they've got up though, I'm kind of like, all right, guys.

She's like, I want to go home. I'm ready. She was today. She's like, I need to be with my family. I'm ready to go home. Let's go. No, I think everyone like, you know what? I love going home and like resetting and getting in a different mind state and like just

going back to some like normalcy and then coming back out here again. And like, you know, I don't feel like we should be stuck in one place. Yeah. 100%. I feel like that's so bad for your mindset, or at least ours. I'm not trying to judge anyone, but. But literally, I still wake up, go to the gym. Like, I'm still on my schedule and in my regimen, but I just like to go out and fucking blow off steam and have fun. Yeah. As I should be able to without people fucking judging me. It's crazy. I'm sure people watching do the same thing. Yeah. It's just ours is broadcasted. Yeah. And there's so much behind the scenes that you guys do not know about. We don't post anymore, guys. Yeah, we don't post.

I feel like we're just really living in the moment now. Yeah. Like I had so much content, but I just like don't post anymore. I gave up on TikTok. I gave up on TikTok. I kind of gave up on posting on my TikTok and Facebook. It's a lot to make a video now. And I'm like realizing that like, man.

Yeah. It's a lot to. I posted like one time and everyone was like, oh my God, you're alive. Yeah. I was like, yeah. If you want to see if I'm alive or not, just go to my Instagram stories. Oh, that's where I live. I live in my story.

I mean, so easy. It would be cool if we could address some rumors that you're going through right now. Yeah, no, I literally like, barely post anymore anyways, then that's like started a bunch of rumors online because everyone thinks I don't go home that I don't care about my kids that like all these crazy rumors are happening. Like, nothing's happening. And this is no different. You literally talk to them every day. Literally, this is no different than when we would go out on two or two years ago. And I would be gone. Months at a time. Months at a time at that point.

But like when I go home, I don't post my children. Like, you know, and if I do, it's to close friends are like, I didn't know she had kids. And that's why you protect them. I do. Yeah. Like, and it's, it's one of those things. It's like, I just don't post when I go home, but I will fly home for a weekend to see my kids. And like, it's no different than we, what we've been doing for years. I've been with you nine years now. We're going on nine years and we've always done this.

Like our first week together, she was like, let's leave for a week to L.A. I said, okay. And we packed up and left for a week together. And then we were right back on the road shortly after. And then we do tours that were like sometimes three months long and stuff like that. This is our job. Like, but my kids know, no different. This is the lifestyle.

my both my children know but jason is literally she fucking traveled with cash in her stomach you know like i would jason is work daddy he is we love him he is a part of the family he's a part of the team he literally edits every fucking clip you see what you're watching right now is edited by him like jason is our dude like we we would never want to be without him so when i see like these tictocks that are being made of just people speculating it's just the comment sections are really crazy he posts a lot on social media. He went to posting and I went to no posting. So his comment section is like dramatically different than mine. And everyone in his comment section was like your wife is gone all the time, like all these kind of things. And like he's really good about like deleting them.

But like I'm telling you, his stuff is flooded right now with like how maybe people are just learning who we are or something. I don't know. Maybe it's new people. Maybe it's new people. They just don't understand this. But like like she said, I was pregnant with cash flying, traveling for long periods a ton. She literally had had cash and then the week after we were on set filming an entire week of music videos for Viking Barbie. And I'm like, I'm not joking. Like this is just what we do. Yeah. I've always lived this life. And even before I worked with you, I was a traveling hairstylers. I was in the like hair circuit and I was traveling every single weekend. I was on a flight to a different state. This is like just been the life I've lived for decades now. And it's

sorry you're doing your job. Yeah. So sorry I'm working guys. It's like, and you know, what, it's crazy. If it was a man doing this, they would not be nearly as much shit. Yeah. But because I'm a woman, it's like, oh, you're a bad wife. Oh, you're a bad mother. Like, I'm like, I'm so sorry that like, yes, I am the breadwinner in our family. So like, this is what I do. And like, if I was a man, no one would be batting a fucking eye. But literally Jason is holding down our homes. The entire compound. Holding down the entire compound, the animals. He's, you know, like, he's literally just are, yeah, like, he's irreplaceable. We love him. He's never going anywhere.

Yes. There's nothing going on. Yeah. If everybody could just stop speculating that would be great. And like I get it. I get it. We live in the public eye. Yeah.

I think it's harmful when people are just like monkey see monkey do. So you see somebody leave a comment and then you start thinking what they, they left. And it's just, it's not true. A hundred percent. It was my son's first day of school the other day. I hopped on a red eye. I pulled into Nashville at 5 a.m.

He goes to school like a hour or two after that. Like I was, I pulled. up got him ready for school and took him on his first day, but I didn't post that. She posted it to close friends. I was going to say, close friends. We see it. You guys don't see it.

You guys get to enjoy my family. The crazy thing is, is I might get a lot of slack for this is she doesn't owe you anything. No, no. She doesn't owe you her children. No. None of us do. The crazy thing is, is like if she posted her kids all the time, you guys would talk shit about the fact that she's using her kids for content.

Exactly. You can't win. You cannot win. No, not at all. And like, also, it's just like, what is it? Why do you guys want to see my kids so bad? Yeah, it's weird. The obsession with how people parent and their children.

And it's probably people that don't even have kids or something. 100%. Also, a lot of people don't realize, and this isn't one of the reasons I do it. I do it solely to protect it, but I'm going to give this for other people who post on social media. A lot of states have rules that you cannot make content on children. Like, 100% in California, in Tennessee, they just passed a law in Tennessee. You cannot monetize. So if your job is social media, you cannot.

monetized with your children in it. 100%. I support that law wholeheartedly. After I've seen what happened to like children's stars and like that Ryan, you know, like that's why they left California. It was like all of those kind of things is like sometimes people literally don't want to post their children because they make money on social media. Yeah.

It's kind of crazy. And there are states that are now protecting children, which I wholeheartedly agree with. I also think because we're not posting in real time like we're used to anymore, you guys are trying to like fit puzzle pieces together. And it's like, this is just the era that we're in. Of course, it could change down the line. But I'm enjoying having a lot more privacy than I used to. And I used to share so much.

We all used to share so much of ourselves with you guys that you guys expect us to. And we love you for that. But there comes a time where it's like we have to. We have to save some stuff for us, you know. And like, yes. But if you guys want to know what we're up to, watch the podcast. every week. Yeah. Like the vlogs were dropping. The vlogs were dropping on YouTube or like, you know, like that's how you're going to get to know us in this era now is just,

just tune into the fucking podcast. Ask Hell Confesses. Um, vlogs are on the Bunny X-O page. That we don't post them on this page, um, for YouTube. We post them over on the Bunny X-O page. And like this last one that we dropped, you guys loved it. And it was so funny. And it was so funny. It was like one of my favorite vlogs we've ever done. Yeah. A hundred percent. But it's just us living our lives and just, you know, we're, like I said, we're just in the moment. And, you know, this is that era. And I hope that you guys will grow with us and come on this journey and help, you know,

we're still trying to figure out our place and who we are not being attached to a certain brand. And that's another thing. Like, I can't wait till I never have to hear about anything anymore. Yeah. Can you guys please stop attaching me to a certain entity? Because I don't have anything to do with that anymore. And like, I'm getting death. and my DMs this week. And it's just, it's crazy because I don't have anything to do with that.

Like I separated myself for a reason. And what another person does is not a reflection of me. Correct. And I hope you guys can just learn that I am my own person now. And I am standing on my two feet without being attached to anybody else. Yeah. We did that New York trip. And it was like solely about you. And I think that was so cool. And like even a couple questions that were asked, like, we were able to just like make it all about like what's been going on for you. And and like your new huge podcast deal. Like, congratulations. This is huge.

Yeah, we didn't get to talk too much about it on the Today Show. But the whole reason why we did the Today Show was for the announcement of the deal that I signed with Odyssey. And, you know, just good, cool things are happening behind the scenes. There's so much happening that we can't tell you about yet. Yes. But that are in the works. We don't say what it was for, but you did like a huge photo shoot while we were in New York. And I'm so proud of that one.

I think that one's so cool for that. I kind of feel like old times. It did. Like old like shoots and stuff. I love that. Yeah, no. You were stunning in that shoot. And then we did a podcast while we were out there.

And like, you know, that whole team at, um, they, they just all, the today show. I love those girls. I love with you. The whole team. I love them. And Jenna, like, love her to death. Like what an amazing woman. Sweet soul.

Like just so sweet. She's always so non-judgmental and welcoming of me and just, uh, they both are. And it's just like, I don't know, I'm just so thankful that the Today Show has embraced me and wrap themselves. And all like the behind the scenes people too. And everyone was like, I'm so happy to see you back. I know. We love to see you guys. Like we're so excited.

But it's like they let me just be me. Yes. You know, and they don't like try to change the narrative of who I am or anything like that. And I think that's one of the coolest things that any group of women can do for another woman. Correct. It's become my safe space over there. Yeah. We'll come back anytime because we really enjoy them.

And like any of the stuff, any of the press that you've been doing, like, it's just so cool to watch all of this roll out. And like the new podcast deal is we're so happy to be with them. Like we went through so many offers. I mean, literally the inboxes were flooded. And this was the one that just like felt like home the most. I felt like they supported us in Solar Vision and loved all of us, you know, like the whole crew. And they were just like here to support in any way possible. So we're really, really, really happy to be with them.

We just signed another deal where all I can say is, uh, dumb, on productions will be executive producer. That's all we're going to say. Yeah, that's all we can say. But yeah, just know that we're working hard behind the scenes. And, you know, we show you guys the highlights, but we don't show you everything. There's so much happening. Yeah, there's a lot happening.

And we love you guys. And I'm ready. I'm going to go learn how to ride a horse right now. Hopefully it's a better one the last time. Yeah, last time was a little rough for you. Yeah, that horse was fucking, I went. So I don't know if we ever talked about it. Did we talk about it?

Um, we've never talked about our Wyoming trip. What the hell? Wait, we did. We did. Yeah, you did.

Oh. I don't remember. You said and go into detail. Yeah. We like, we breezed over it. Literally, I don't,

just to recap, we went on a trail ride in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, and they put me on the most honorary fucking horse who wanted to take off and gallop

and fucking buck me off. Yeah, I'm gonna buck you off and stuff. And was pissed off. Like, she was like, I am. And you were first day of your period? Yeah.

I'm literally writing a horse with a pad on and a diaper. Like it was for an hour and a half. It was a lot. You guys are so much fun though. Yeah, I know. He was miserable. Poor Haley. I had a blast.

So I'm going to go learn how to ride a horse right now. And I'm just so excited about that. But that's like shit that we're doing like behind the sense. And of course, you're going to get to see stuff like that in the vlogs if you watch it. We just don't post it right now in real time. Yeah. Living in the moment. Yeah.

Yeah. Our stories is like the only place that you can really find us post here. Yeah. Go to our Instagram stories. And that's how you submit for Istel confess too. So like I feel like we've like migrated over to Instagram so hard recently. And like that YouTube. Like I feel like we fell off of like the other ones a little bit on like what they get content and stuff.

But like we're heavy. Yeah. We're like heavy into like Instagram and YouTube right now. I feel like YouTube specifically like is making such a big comeback. I love that YouTube. You know we were talking about that. Yeah. The users on YouTube is crazy recently.

And I feel like all these shows are making that. We were talking at the today show. Everyone was like, no, everyone, we're not even doing TV anymore. It's YouTube. Everyone's making the YouTube. Yeah. Like, I feel like YouTube fell off a little bit and now it's making it search. Yeah, it's making a huge comeback.

So you can watch all of these shows that you guys are listening to right now on YouTube, the Dumblawn podcast and the Bunny X-O has all the vlogs. You can catch up on all the ass tell confesses. Everything's over on YouTube. I love it. Yep. All right, guys, I got to go ride a horse. Love you. Bye.

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