Dumb Blonde - Caden Mcguire & Jaydan Armour: Thirst Traps, TikTok and 🍆 Pics

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Bunnie makes the super hot TikTok stars Caden Mcguire & Jaydan Armour blush this week as the country boys talk about their rise to social media fame, what they look for in women, and if they would ever ghost someone. The guys also open up about their family life, faith, and overcoming the loss of a loved one. Bunnie plays a game with Caden and Jaydan that gets them to REALLY spill the tea on what they think of MILFs, if they're really moving to Nashville, and which one of them is crushing it on OnlyFans.  Bunnie: Website  Caden: TikTok  Jaydan: TikTok  Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And I'm really excited that you guys are here. Caden McGuire and Jaden Armour. What's up, babies? What's up? How are you? Dude, I'm stoked that you guys are here. I'm McGuire and Jaden Armour. What's up, babies? What's up? How are you? Dude, I'm stoked that you guys are here. I'm stoked, too. This is awesome.

I love seeing you guys online because literally you guys have all the girls swooning. Like, how does that feel to have, like, such a huge fan base? You've got, what, 1.9? You've got... 2.7. 2.7 million, which I'm sure are all fucking women.

Mostly. Yeah, we actually looked last night. It was, like, 94% female. Yeah, no which I'm sure all fucking women. Mostly. We actually looked last night. It was like 94% female. Yeah. No, I believe it. Yeah. How much pussy is getting pitched to you guys' way? Just being TikTok stars.

Yeah, a lot. Caden's like, here we go. Not speaking ego-wise, but there was a lot. But I mean, it has its benefits, but we try not to like focus on that part because there's so much content that we try to do. But I mean, it's there. It has its benefits, but we try not to focus on that part because there's so much content that we try to do. It's there. I'm pretty good at keeping my dick in my pants.

Are you? I'm pretty good at it. Caden's face just now when I said that. He's so nervous because we had a conversation before this, and I was like, you know, a couple girls came on the podcast, and they spilled some tea, and he's been fucking shit and bricks ever since. That's what I want to do right there. There's been a few little slip-ups but i'm pretty good at it i mean there's always gonna be like there's gonna be a time that you're like all right fuck it let's like yeah i mean let's get pussy but i

mean we're young dudes yeah of course dude you guys gotta live it up well let's take it let's start from the beginning so caden where are you from baby uh i'm from a very small town in ohio beginning so Caden where are you from baby uh I'm from a very small town in Ohio oh very small yeah I love that and what about you Jaden I'm actually from Ohio too but I live like an hour away from him like I live in Alliance Ohio did you guys grow up together no oh okay I actually met him like what a month ago no we met coming to Nashville I mean I knew you like online yeah so like we met in person like just when I got here about five, six days ago. Oh, wow. But we've known each other from online probably for about a month.

Awesome. Isn't it crazy how online can bring you close with people like that? It's just insane. So you grew up in Ohio. I see you on TikToks with your mom all the time. Do you guys have a really good relationship? Yeah, we do now. About three years ago, I was kind of a little wild party animal you i was bad yeah i was real bad let's talk about it how bad was bad

well i was kind of like a uh i don't know i was the opposite of a puss i was like a seven day a week blacked out drunk party animal drugs are just alcohol no I never got into drugs because I was working yeah you know are you a carpenter I was yes I saw that I saw a picture yeah I took my job very serious worked a lot and I also drank a lot to make up for the pain oh what pain were you trying to make up for? Just working. Oh, is that what? Yeah. Because having a hard work. Yeah, hating my life every day. So bottoms up. Nobody wants to work, though.

Yeah, I was out there, bro. Oh, I hate that for you. So rewinding back to your mom. So you guys just got close, or you guys have been close your whole life? We've been close my whole life, but these last, like, three years, we've really got a lot closer together. Is really 60 years old okay because when you fucking made that tiktok the other day i was like god she looks fucking great like i want to know her secret yeah no that's that's fucking hilarious okay good i'm glad we cleared that up she gets so mad at me for

saying that oh i bet i could tell i didn't know if she was mad that you were saying it or mad that you were like outing her so i was like i gotta ask him if she's really 60 yeah i'll post a video and i always know when she sees it because i'll hear from like somewhere whenever i'm around here kate and michael like she saw it yeah does she have a tiktok too yeah she's got like almost 30 000 followers just from me tagging her and stuff and people they just love her dude tiktok is a fucking beast it's insane honestly we can do yeah we'll get to that though so jayden you grew up in ohio tell me a little bit about your childhood um i live in a small town alliance it's not not shit there's

nothing there you have to drive like an hour to do anything um sucks no it's well what was it alliance alliance ohio yeah i've never even heard of that. I mean, there's not like, I mean, like that's where I grew up, so I have a lot of hometown friends, and like I love them, but the things to do there, it's not a place like to blow up. Right.

But I mean, I just, I guess I got lucky, and I was fortunate enough to like, find TikTok, and like do this stuff I'm doing now, but I mean, I grew up,

I was just sports, like football, basketball, baseball, like boxing, like just anything really. Like the all American kid. Yeah,

and I actually, I wanted to do baseball, like full time, and all the all-american kid yeah and i actually i wanted to do baseball like full-time and all this stuff and i actually got injured i used to get injured a lot i actually broke my um i broke my neck and like three vertebrae back here which ones i broke my c1 i broke c6 c7 and c8 oh my gosh yeah i was actually at prom my junior year of high school and i fucking was trying to show off and I didn't know the pool was only three fucking feet. Oh no. So I jumped and I dove and I've had my hands to the side like this. I bet everyone who sees this is going to laugh their ass off.

But I dove in straight down, like straight down and I fucking hit my head on the bottom and like gave me like a concussion, snapped my neck. You're lucky you didn't die. Dude, lucky you didn't fall. It knocked me out for a second under water. My buddy came over, he grabbed me up and he's like, don't like don't be a pussy i'm like dude i just fucked myself up like i didn't know at first because my head hurt so bad i was like uh i didn't know my neck like was broke or anything i was like dude i couldn't even see i went to the bathroom was like throwing up

like maybe nauseous and shit and yeah i went and got x-rays and like i actually have a picture of my phone still with x-rays and i was like snapped oh my god it was fun you're about lucky yeah for sure you're still a fucking post so let's uh talk about you guys's faith i've noticed that you caden are you also a man of god i am i don't preach it really like he does but obviously i still believe in god and like all that stuff but but I don't like put it out like, like he does. Right. So did you grow up in faith or? Yeah. So that's actually a big part of my story. And that's why me and my mom got a lot closer the last three years. I would love to hear it. So I was actually like a big party. I grew up in church and stuff and was always going, but I just kind of went because I wanted people to like, to know I was like a good guy i guess um and then i

started to party hard that dog i started to party hard and it got me in some trouble to where i was looking at prison time wow what happened i got in a wreck driving drunk and i was looking at two to seven years in jail and did somebody get hurt yeah so i hit somebody head-on and I like got out of my truck like freaking out I'm like I just looked at myself I'm like who the fuck am I I was like this isn't I've never wanted to be this guy so I kind of just started digging into something that I wanted to become better and found it and I just couldn't deny it and kept running with it and kept digging deeper and me and my mom became best friends through it. And yeah.

I totally wholeheartedly believe in Jesus. And I was raised in faith too and in the church. When you're going through some of your darkest times, I feel like just the only person who can get you through that is God and Jesus. Because there's times that I've been through some really dark shit, and I'll start praying, and I'll start singing church hymns, and I swear it just instantly makes you feel better. There's just something about that unconditional love,

and if you don't have that relationship, you don't really understand it. Not to get all preachy on the podcast, but everybody knows I totally believe in that stuff too. What about you, Jaden? How's your walk with God? I mean, I've done my fair share of praying, I would say, especially when I fucking broke my neck. I was like, oh my God, I thought I was going to be paralyzed and shit.

Yeah. And I remember actually I was sitting on the couch. My mom had walked in. I went and got an x-ray in my hometown hospital or whatever, and they were like, oh, you just tore tendons. Like, you're good. I was like, okay. So I was like laying on the couch, like bent over like this,

watching YouTube, like not even caring. I'm like, oh, it's not broken, so I'll be fine. And she came back in and, cause we got a call from like a hospital. They sent my x-rays to another hospital, like three hours away. And they called and they were like, hey, shit's broken.

And they sent the pictures and she was freaking out and I was like, oh my God. So I like didn't move. Like I was in neck brace for eight months. So I was like scared of my, oh my God, like what if I get paralyzed? Because the way my bone broke, if the bone grew like outwards, like towards like my god like what if i get paralyzed because the way my bone broke if the

bone grew like outwards like towards like my skin i'd be good but if it grew in it's gonna hit my spinal cord eventually gonna paralyze me so i was like oh fuck so i was freaking the fuck out and i was like dude like praying every night i was it scared the shit out of me i think that's why i got closer with god i'm not like probably not like him i believe in god i do all that stuff but i mean i think it probably saved my fucking life, dude. Yeah. That shit was sketchy. No, for sure.

Caden, I saw something about a mission trip. Did you ever go on that missions trip? Yes, I did. I went to Africa, and I saw stuff over there with my own eyes that I never thought in a million years was one possible. Two that I would ever see. Life-changing, right? right yeah that's awesome and so what you just like toured Africa or like what was yeah we went over and it was like a big uh like it's like a big street mission stuff and it's kind of like a really humbling experience

because you go over there and you don't see any of it here and there's like kids on the street that are homeless that they said like 13, up to seven to 13 kids get killed a week because they're homeless and they just live like in the median of a street, like the highway. And they'll just get hit or ran over by a car. Oh my God. And people just keep trucking? Yeah.

They'll just leave them lay there because it's so like everyday thing there. Oh my God. Yeah. That's gotta be heart wrenching. Yeah. It's gotta feel so good to like get out there and like be able to help people yeah i cried like a baby in africa made me kind of realize like wow i feel like a piece of shit for all the times i used to tell my parents that they weren't good because they didn't get me the toy i wanted. Aww. So I'm like, yeah, it was a real humbling experience for me.

Good for the soul. Yeah. You recently posted a TikTok about your ex that passed. Can we talk about that? Yeah, but I might cry a little bit. It's okay. I'll hug you. I got big old boobies that'll console you.

It's okay to be emotional, Caden. So that's a big part of my story was yeah i would love to hear it and like clear the air because i did see a bunch of like articles and nobody really knew what was going on so i figured if people could hear it from your mouth it would be yeah i was kind of upset about that i posted that video and it was like all kinds of these press releases about it and i'm like bro this is disgusting it's like this isn't even the story you're making it look like oh it's frustrating yeah yeah so i met her in like sixth grade and we were at a uh like big pool party i guess it was like a big private pool and she came over pushed me in i looked up i'm like damn that girl's cute little sixth grade me i'm like she was cute too yeah i was like i'm gonna

marry that girl oh so we talk a little bit we go into eighth grade and i transferred schools to the rival school in eighth grade i walk in the first day and uh we were talking all summer and stuff i walk in and see her i'm like dang like this is a girl this is the girl and then she texts me she's like hey i have a boyfriend i'm like fuck i'm like what am i gonna do about this mr steal your girl and i had a football game that day and i was a quarterback so i'm like down the dumps first to do about this? Mr. Steal Your Girl. And I had a football game that day, and I was the quarterback, so I'm like down in the dumps. First day of the brand-new school, got a football game. I'm like, damn, I'm going to suck it up.

And then she texted me right before the game. She said, hey, I broke up with him. I just had to date him because we dated every year for eight years. I'm like, what? You're in sixth grade. So we started dating. We were together all of eighth grade, going into high school. We were on and off for like two years, started dating again senior year,

and it was like everything was perfect. We were like a goals relationship, going fishing all the time, going to watch the stars. We were homecoming court for football games. It was a really life-changing relationship for me, and then we were on and off for the next like seven years after that. When you say off and on, like why were you guys off and on just growing pains?

Well, that was kind of my, like where I wanted to party and get wild stage. Right. So I would like, I found like peace in her and comfort in her. So I like, I loved her,

but I wasn't ready to settle down because I was still like, yeah, I was a boy. And she was like, she was ready for me to settle down because I was still like, yeah, I was a boy. And she was ready for me to put a ring on her finger and completely marry her. And I was not ready for that. And I would run back to her, run away, run back to her, run away. And then we just continued to do that. And I did like, I broke her heart bad.

And it's like tears me up to like this day because of that. But she was a girl that definitely like oh it's okay this just means that this is pain that you still need to work through do you ever go to like therapy no i'm good but just like talking about her life man yeah so she ended up actually getting a boyfriend and he treated her good and i like i loved i was all there for like i was supporting it like i was like i want to see her happy because she deserves to be happy she needs someone to treat her this way because i couldn't and that was kind of when i started finding my faith and stuff really grown and she was still like pushing me like to be a

better person to all this like sending me stuff all the time and like um i got in that wreck and she was the very first person to like be there she's like caden like this isn't the you that i know and that like really grabbed me i'm like why would you be there for me i'm the biggest piece of shit in town right now so i started through that and uh about eight months later i was fishing a giant tournament like the biggest tournament i've ever probably fished in my life and I get a phone call from my mom and I'm sitting there fishing like mom why are you calling me you know I'm fishing like I'm trying to make some money here so I ignore it and I got this weird feeling like something's something's messed up here and then she texts me and said call me ASAP and I immediately

know I'm like something wrong something's wrong with Steph so I call her my mom says Caden we need to talk. And I was like, just tell me. And she said, Stephanie's on life support. She's about to take her last breath. And I just, yeah. I'm so sorry. Yeah, but so through that,

I was kind of like pissed off at God for it because I was like, why would you take someone like that away from everyone that needed her? for it because I was like why would you take someone like that away from like everyone that needed her um and in reality she like she did she changed my life she showed me like she's the reason why I'm a better person now that's why she was here and that's why she was put in your life was to help you some people come here it's okay give him a kiss that's it let me give you a kiss on cheek i'll give you a kiss on cheek look that's gonna fucking get out on jay we just wanted to make you smile i'm so sorry about that so that's still like i get i refuse

to like let her story die because she's gonna impact like thousands of people hundreds of thousands of people the rest of my life and i'm'm going to carry her story with me. And one day I hope that's okay with it. That's what, that's one way you can keep her memory alive though. And also it's going to be healing for you to be able to tell that story. And one of these days you're going to be able to tell that story and get through it without tearing up and you'll be able to smile about it. And like, really, I can tell you carry a lot of guilt from that and you shouldn't you were a kid and she knows that you know like she's always around you now i don't know if you believe in that but energy never dies so she's always with you and every step that you make every every decision that you have in life she's right there with you

just rooting you on still being your yeah i find peace in it because i know like i'm gonna see her again and i know she's not in any kind of pain so yeah i find peace and it's like happy tears kind of yeah it's also like damn i miss her no i bet and it's hard when you find that once in a lifetime love to ever replace that hey daddy where's the big man where's the big man at? Where's the big man? There he is. What's up, fella? How you doing? What's going on?

Oh, I was so hungry. I was so hungry. That's so goals. That's so goals. That's what I want. That's what I want. Is he what I want. Chachi, come here. Just go, boy. Sit down. Is he off camera if he sits right here?

How you doing, donkey? How are you, bro? How you doing? Chilling, man, you know. Can I sit down? Of course. You're not on camera. You can play the game with us in a little bit.

I think it would be hilarious to hear your take on it. Come on. Come on. You're already disturbed enough let him come over here Chachi come here oh my god not like we're not

in the middle of a podcast daddy that dog is a pimp no he's awesome we call him Chachi two chains because he normally

has two chains on but I couldn't find his other one you know what's funny that dog I walked in I saw that chain on his neck

I have a little ass chihuahua my mom just bought it home like it's the size of my foot and we we got this big ass gold chain put on his neck oh yeah i know chachi loves his chains um okay so moving on from the sad story but actually quite inspiring um how did you guys start getting into to tick tock like what when did you guys get on the app like when did things start happening for you so for me

i was actually um so my sister growing up had moved away and she actually moved to alabama when i was still living in ohio full time and she came back to visit and she was at the house or whatever and we weren't seeing each other as much but me and her were very close growing up we were sitting there and she's like yo like you should get on tick tock i'm like what the tick tock i had no idea i was barely on social media i didn't do anything i was just doing sports full time i was like what the fuck he's like make videos and shit and she was like yeah i was like okay so i went out she's like you're a pretty boy you should do that shit i was like uh probably won't but okay maybe all right so like a week later i went fishing and um i used to be a big

fisher guy like him and i went fishing i was on my buddy's boat i can't see you being a fisher like i just could not see you being a handshaker. From what I look like two years ago to now, it's a pretty big difference. But I used to be a big fisher guy. But I was on the boat fishing. And I was like, fuck it. I don't want to make a fucking TikTok. So I put out my phone.

And I was just making this cringy-ass, stupid, trangeless video. And my buddy was like twerking in the background. I actually got like 4,000 views. I was like, holy shit. It's a deal. We're fucking blowing up. Like, freaking out. I'm like, I'm going to do this again. And I just kept doing it and doing it and doing background. I actually got like 4,000 views. I was like, holy shit. So dude, we're fucking blowing up, like freaking out. I'm like, I'm gonna do this again. And I just kept doing it and doing it and doing it.

I just fucking shot the fuck up. Crazy. All the way to 2.7 million. Yeah. What's your shtick? I've never seen your profile, which is crazy. Because when he texts me today, he's like, my friend Jayden, I didn't even have a chance to look at it.

What's your, because you know how everybody has it. He can dance like freaking crazy. Really? Yeah. Like Magic Mike type shit? He defies gravity. I'm not shit. It like freaking crazy really yeah so like magic mike like he he defies gravity i'm not shit that's freaking weird oh like break dancing or like just all the like like i just i don't know it's he just moves and it's weird i'll have to check it out i mean i originally blew up i did povs like acting skits because i always want to be an actor and model and all this stuff right This was before I moved to Arizona to do my movie

or whatever. But, so I would do acting skits, and they started millions of views each one. I was like, holy shit. And you can't, the thing about TikTok, you can't stick with something, you can only do something for so long, and you gotta find something else to do.

So that started dying down a little bit. I'm like, okay, what the fuck else can I do? I was like, wait, I can fucking dance. So okay, I would throw dances in here and there when i did like acting but i started doing like dancing full-time now and that shit like it's doing good like it's just going off because i mean half the app is dancing anyway yeah but once you've you have to like find like your like your thing and that can be like more than one thing like mine i did povs and i did dancing but now i do it like way more and it's just, it's a huge benefit.

It's just awesome. When I was Googling and researching, I've noticed that they tag people now as lip lip sync artists. I didn't even know that was a fucking thing. Like everybody gets a fucking trophy type shit. Like it's just crazy to me that that's a title. No, I'm telling TikTok that if I'm a lip sync artist,

I'm an artist. You better verify me. Right? I can't even get verified. That's crazy. It is hard. It's like you have to have, I think, like the rules, you have to have a certain amount of like different type of videos to show your accounts like a variation of different things. So if I only posted dances for like a straight year, I would not get verified.

Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. It's weird. It's some like weird, I don't know, something like that yeah it's like it's weird it's something like weird i don't know something like it's like some weird clubs like the illuminati like to get verified on tick tock i'm verified on instagram but can't get verified on tick tock yeah caden how did you get into tick tock well the first time i downloaded tick tock i was at work we were on a lunch break we were pouring a lot of concrete i was sweating my my ass off. I said, you know what?

I'm going to download TikTok because my brother and his friend made this stupid page called Cletus and Earl. Earl. Cletus and Earl. Where they dressed up like hillbillies and made funny ass skits. And it was funny. That's hilarious. So you do have a brother. Okay. And downloaded it.

Got on there. And I was like, I don't know how to work this. This app sucks. Deleted it. And then like two months later, I downloaded it again like, I don't know how to work this. This app sucks. Deleted it. And then two months later, I downloaded it again, and I started posting a couple funny skits. And I got the first video, got 10K views. I'm like, holy shit, dude, I'm going viral.

I'm like, dude, I'm in this. That first feeling you get, you're like, oh my god. What the fuck? I didn't even show my mom. Do you guys think that clout is a hell of a drug? At first, but after I hit like 10k i never cared again yeah it's i think i feel like it gets to a point where like like there's some people who'd be like oh my god i have like four mil don't talk to me yeah like i hate that shit that's so i hate that shit because everybody like dude that shit can come to an end yeah oh yeah like you know people

don't realize that who are you exactly it's no i was on a big rush because i was like i just want to hit 10k so i see like the k mark because i was like dude all these people got like 50k like looking at him as famous i'm like i might be able to fit in that hit 10k i was like yeah i don't really care anymore i didn't like i thought i was gonna like throw a party when i hit a million i'm like yeah i don't really care yeah it sucks now you're almost a two million. Yeah. We're in a competition, a secret competition, because I'm almost to 2 million, too. I'm getting close. Me, too. I think I'm like, what are we, like 30,000 away?

I think we're like 10. Damn it. Dude, I need, what's the one now? Son of a bitch. I checked for one second. This is at almost 70 now. Yeah. He's freaking growing like a son.

It's freaking nice. It's all the ladies. They love that fucking Magic Mike shit. I think I'll hit 2.8 probably by what's today fucking thursday i'd say like saturday morning yeah yeah that'd be awesome well congrats to you let's talk about these thirst traps that you guys post so i think the first time i ever saw one of yours you guys were doing some dance and it was like you guys were like the boy band of tiktok like but you guys were like dancing together in sync but you know that was our freaking little between the legs dance yes that's exactly what it was yeah yeah some of those comments on

that video was ruthless like what do you mean like mean or oh they're bad dude no mean or like dirty well my caption was and i guess i kind of worded it wrong because i said uh if you date one of us you get all of us so in the lady's head they started commenting yeah and i'm like women are ruthless oh i didn't realize that i read my comments i'm holy, I couldn't believe it. I was like, geez. Listen, women are horny.

Okay. And a lot of these women are like older women on the app too. So they're just praying for something. I'm telling you something about a MILF man. It's, it's, I don't know. So Jaden, Jaden,

you like MILFs? You know, I, I'm a fan. Have you had a real MILF, though? I don't have to answer that shit. Yes, you do. Of course you do.

You know, there might have been a counter or two. A counter or two? No, an encounter. Oh, an encounter. I was like, oh, you banged her on the counter? That's hot. I was like, let's keep talking about it. I was banging on the sofa.

Keep going. It wasn't me. That's awesome. What about you? What's your type? Because i see you always talking about you want to get married and stuff like that is that really what you want to do i do but i'm scared because i have heard different i'm scared all over i'm like scared like i want that but i'm like scared yeah i hear that you have a reputation for like hooking up with girls and then girls whenever you're out of town, and then as soon as you get home, you completely ghost them. That's so cap.

That's so cap. Don't look at me, bitch. No, that is so cap. No, that's not you? No. I mean, over the days, I've definitely kind of flirted with the line a little bit, but no, I don't ghost no you don't just completely ghost no what scares you about marriage I'm kind of scared of just like

I don't know like I'm afraid no I want it but I'm afraid that I'm like like it's not gonna be like the right one or something I don't know there's just some kind of weird fear ever since like I don't know it's like that commitment to like that one person i guess well that's why you have to be like how him and i are and we just kind of have like a really free relationship like he can do what he wants to do i can do what i want to do but we just have that we're literally this is my fucking best friend like all right for him and like you when you meet that girl you'll know i feel like you just have like that gut feeling like yeah, this is it. No, literally your soul will recognize that person.

That's how it felt whenever I met him. I didn't even know him. He was not my type. I didn't even know that he was in music. And literally when I met him, it was just kind of like, there the fuck you are. Where have you been all my life? And that'll happen whenever the right girl comes along.

I feel like you are so young to be focused on wanting to get married. I do. I want to. I wanted wanting to get married, though. I do. I want to. I wanted to, like, originally get married at, like, 20 years old. Oh, fucking hell. You've got to. Could not be me, dude. I was just about to say, Jaden, how about you?

How do you feel? Jaden, when's your birthday? September 20, 2001. Is your little Virgo Libra? Virgo. Well, you're on the cusp of your Virgo Libra. And you're a Gemini, right? You're a Gemini Cancer.

I honestly don't know. June 15th? Yeah don't know what the yeah yeah I don't know he's like people were like what's your thing I'm like yeah I don't know what are you guys doing out here in Nashville making content making contact hanging out honestly I flew out well he flew out too but like he had gotten contact he called me and I was back home and he was like yo what are you doing

for the 4th and I was like dude I was supposed to go to Jersey but I mean other than that I don't fucking nothing really and I was gonna go to Jersey

just to hang out with like some of my boys going on the boat and shit he was like let's go to fucking Nashville I was like fuck it let's do it because one of our buddies

Cowboy Kreech he's blowing up on TikTok right now too Kreech we didn't know how to pronounce his name we were like we just called him Chartreuse we didn't know how to pronounce his name we were like we just called him

Chartreuse we didn't know we were just like making up shit but that's like an inside joke we have but

no we were like we're going in here that's all collab was he to me and just like fuck shit up so we're like let's fucking do it

we just came out here and come out here and get some Nashville Hoot Nanny yeah have you gotten any Nashville Hootanny, Jaden? Shit.

Yeah. What's the next question? What about you? Not me. I'm about the only one that ain't. Why do I not believe that? We just had a girl on the podcast. No, actually, I'm serious.

He hasn't at all. This trip or the trip before or ever? Trip before? No, no, I've never known. I just want to put this out there. Except when me and Jay were dating. That was like two years ago. Yeah.

I was just going to say, I'm not a whore, first of all. I swear to God. But here's the thing. You guys are so young. It doesn't matter. You guys right now should be banging people and getting it out of your system. Babe, how many people were you banging when you were in your 20s? I mean, he's a dirtbag even now.

So it's like groupies. He loves them. So it's like you literally you guys need to live your life to the fullest because when you do finally decide to get settled down, not a lot of girls are cool enough to have like an open relationship. So you're going to be stuck with one pussy for the rest of your life, you know? So yeah, I kind of want that, but I'm like, I'm a, I don't know. I'm like afraid of it. Well, commitment is, it's very scary. It's a huge thing that you have to like really be ready for mentally and emotionally.

I think I'm afraid of her like not giving me my hunting and fishing time. A lot of women don't do that. You're not allowed to hunt and fish on their dime. Yeah. So she don't let me go sit in my tree. I might, I don't know. I'm not a divorce kind of guy,

but I might have to think about that one. Separation. Yeah. Might just be separation. What's dating like for you guys now, since you guys are so big on TikTok, is it really hard to. Not a lot of it.

Really? I mean, I actually had this one girl that I actually, I was like in love with, like bad, but I fucking, I fucked it up pretty bad. What'd you do? So. Yeah. No. I'm not even saying it.

Kaden said yeah. Who? Yeah. Oh, fuck. No, we're not talking about that. We're not talking about that. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Rewind. What were we talking about, Kaden? No,. Yeah? Oh, fuck, no. We're not talking about that. We're not talking about that. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Rewind.

What were we talking about, Kaden? No, this is a long time ago. He's been outing you this whole time, so it's your time. I was supporting you. You were crying. Never mind. Never mind.

Yeah, you did give me a kiss. You're good. Oh, that was really sweet. You give me one before this bitch is over. No, I ain't. You sure are. You've been kissing up on me at the house all damn time.

I'm even calm. That's fine. Just kidding. So, I'm not going to say names, but like right when I started social media, I was probably like 500K, 600K. I took a trip to Myrtle Beach, met this girl and it was like, boom. Like that feeling, that gut feeling. I'm like, holy fucking shit.

He would love MJ. I got a girl I want to introduce you to. She is wild. where's she at she myrtle beach oh shit i'm actually going there in like fucking a week so she's there i will definitely connect you guys she's a porn star but she's beautiful so didn't you just have her on yeah uh mj comes on all the time so i would love for you guys to come back and be like regulars anytime anybody comes on the podcast i always try to bring you guys on like once a year because i think we're about to be moving here yay even better so we'll probably see you guys all the time so anyway i met

this girl and it was like click and i got back home it's like i was so new to like all this traveling shit that was like my first like like my second like trip i took i didn't know anyone there except for one person went into this house with a bunch of tick tockers i was like yo what's up like is that weird not to cut you off but like going into a house i mean like collab with a bunch of tick tockers in the beginning i'm like oh this is like what the am i doing what am i supposed to say like what dance was like i didn't know but now i'm like yo let's do it you guys just walk up to each other and start pop lock and dropping it yeah actually like have a dance off and see you do can do it the best like yo let's fucking make this video that's literally

how it goes and boom your friends i swear to god that's hilarious but um so no uh i got really close with her whatever and i went back home to ohio and we like texted blah blah facetime but i kind of wasn't like giving her like the attention she was seeking or like she was trying to give me because i was new to it i'd never done a long like long distance relationship she lived in jersey i lived in ohio i was still in college full time and she was i don't know i was kind of doing her own thing i wasn't really like putting out the feelings like the energy for her she was giving to me so she ended up losing feelings a little bit here and there but we like kind of went off and on a little bit like he did with his girl but uh so i ended up taking a trip to fucking where was la for halloween like two years ago

and um me and her got a really big argument there like a big fight and it wasn't good same time you got jumped no this this the time i got in the big fight was like this previous halloween no gotcha um but was like, you had a shit trip. Oh, I didn't give you that. Coming through it. I didn't give you that. No, no, no. I mean, but...

No, yeah. I know what you're saying. But, so, anyway, I went to LA on Halloween. We got in a big fight. It was bad. Like, we weren't talking at all. And... Because she was mad at me.

I was, like, not, like, ghosting her, as she would say. But, I don't know. I just was not ready for anything like that and i kind of didn't like let her know i kind of was like ah like i'll drift this way and you go that way but so in la again it was bad and i it didn't hook up with any of her friends but i was like i was flirting with them giving them attention which is like the worst fucking thing i could ever fucking done because we got an argument and my one of my buddies was like all over and i was like okay like fuck you dude like that pissed me off off because even though me and her weren't a thing,

it was kind of like he was one of my close homies, and you're trying to fuck the girl. I was like, dude, no. I'll leave. No. It kind of pissed me off. You're about to puss. Dude, I'm just not a fucking puss.

So I saw that, and I was like, okay, I'm going to fucking do the same shit. So I was like, those are their friends, blah, blah, blah. Shouldn't have done that. Should have let it go. But long story short, we actually didn't talk for a really long time. And then I snapped her out of nowhere. Like, I would snap her here and there. Like, yo, how you doing, blah, blah.

And I saw her again in L.A., and I was like, fuck, dude. Because I haven't seen her in a long time. I haven't seen her for about a year. And we actually had a party, and I wasn't talking to, like, really any TikTok people. I was kind of doing my own thing. And she didn't know I was coming. And I, while I was in this party, and she walked by me, she didn't see me.

I tapped her arm, and she, like, looked, and she, like, looked again, like, oh, my fucking God, like, what are you doing here? But, like, the hug that we had, like, that was, like, an I miss you hug. I was like, holy shit, dude. I was about to cry in that motherfucker. I ain't gonna lie to you.

And then she just, no feelings for me at all. She kind of like, not hated me, but she was like, no. Like, this is not there anymore. I don't feel the same. And I was like. I'm sure she was probably just guarded. I'm sure the feelings are there.

She's really stubborn, but it's for a good reason. It's a good thing. So are you guys gonna get back together or what's the moral of the story? You know, I don't know. I'm working on it, but I'm kind of like letting her do her own thing i'm doing my own thing because we've talked about them all the times we've actually been talking a lot like recently not like talking talking but

like you know having conversation and we talked about everything that happened because me and her have been like on and off for like the last two years yeah and everybody in our friend group knows like me and her like no one messes with her, no one messes with me anymore, because like they know we fuck with each other so much. But I mean, I'm working on it. It's a slow process. No, you guys need to have fun.

You guys are way too young to fucking settle down. Trust me, take it from me. It's like one of those things, like no matter how much fun I'll have like now, at the end of the day, like that's the person I still like want to be with, you know? Of course, yeah. So like, it's a struggle. It's the person i still like want to be with you know of course yeah so like it's a struggle it's right person wrong time yeah but even we had talks about like

arguments she was cussing me out and it's kind of sexy i was gonna say you strike me as the type of person who likes that kind of shit that toxic shit a little bit i'm in for it pisses me right off yeah dude but or do you like toxic shit caden it's it's hot so let me tell me what are some of you guys's turn-ons because we know that's why these girls are turning tuning into this podcast they want to know i'll tell you the biggest turn on for me right now it's not like a specific thing but like you know girls always expect like dudes make the first move whatever if a girl comes up to me and makes the first move holy shit yeah oh my goodness you guys say

that but then when it happens your wieners can't get hard oh mine gets mine gets a pretty pretty damn good fun some guys get really intimidated by strong women no no no or like whenever you like walk in somewhere and you like see the girl and you're like yeah she's bad and she gives you like the little look down whoo that makes my freaking like that makes me want to go run a mile daddy is that how you feel are you high he's over here just smiling away i feel like i'm watching my wife's podcast um what else turns you guys on like what else can a girl do to get your attention honestly i don't even know i don't really like pay attention being assertive and it's like if i feel it like i'll fuck with you

so i gotta be the perfect amount of like assertive she can't be like too in her masculine energy but can't be too feminine either like she's got to be just like boss yeah gotcha what about what about some turn offs it's hard to actually think about like it's just gotta happen in the moment i'd say like yeah let me think i hate whenever because I'm like a real small, like, small town country guy. So I like hate whenever girls are real. Hayden, I heard your dick game is strong. What? Yep.

Hey, that's a fucking lie. He's a fucking puss. He's a fucking puss. I heard you are great in bed. We have this documented, don't we? Jay. His face. What's his name right there i'm oh my god it is fucking up there look at that shit i didn't say it was jay it could have been somebody else too

bastard his face he gets so shy that you should be you should be happy that she's out there saying that your wiener is amazing she's something he just got so excited when you said that i feel like you get really shy whenever it comes to sex talk not really i just got like i don't know i'll that one threw me for a loop as soon as you said i knew who it came from so i was like i kind of had to like let it go i never confirmed it never confirmed well like i said we've had a few girls on here so you'll just have to wait to see how the season unfolds but i mean i'm about to go search my name up so you guys don't know about any turnoffs there's nothing a girl could do that could possibly turn

you off do you guys feel like it's hard to date now because of honestly i feel like i feel like yes and no yeah yes and no but i honestly feel like a relationship now like where we're at it just boosts you like yeah you see that relationship shit like most of my buddies are in relationships and they'll post it and it just goes fucking nuts because everyone likes to see that couple shit and they like to see the fucking videos you and like your girl or like that yeah it's crazy they really do love tiktok it's nuts couple shit yeah it's like every time i make a video with a girl i was like oh my god are you guys dating oh yeah i just met her like two hours ago yeah so you guys got to meet them you guys dating? Oh yeah. I just met her like two hours ago.

Yeah. So you guys got to meet Demp. You met Demp, right? Yeah. I freaking love her. She is a hoot. She's coming on the podcast on Monday. I can't wait to meet her.

She seems like a sweetheart. She's crazy. No, I believe it. I freaking love her. No, she's awesome. Good. I can't wait. She seems just like good energy.

Yeah, she is. She's a good vibe. Good. I love that. She's really down to earth. Really freaking. She's just awesome. I love that. Yeah. Well, where do you guysiktok and what do you guys want to accomplish in the next

year what are you what are some goals that you guys want to do because you guys have all this fame right now like are you going to utilize it to actually build some sort of a brand or first thing i want to do is pay off my parents debt no That's the first thing I'm going to do. After that, I kind of want to open up my own business. Yup. Carpentry or just... I don't know yet. I'm really thinking a concrete business for me.

Just either that or maybe like a fishing store would be pretty cool. Gotcha. That would be awesome. Fishing store. Let's open up a big bar, dude. Huge club, I'm telling you. Dude, I can sit there and look at bass.

Look, I'm telling you, right downtown Miami. I was actually going to move there and do real estate, but we came to Nashville, and it's crazy how fast something can change so quick, dude. I even told him on the phone, I was like, dude, I was like, this whole Miami thing I was supposed to do, I was supposed to go out there. I was going to sell yachts, work for this dude and his company,

and this brokerage and all this stuff, and eventually was supposed to do, I was supposed to go out there. I was going to sell yachts, work for this dude and his company and brokerage and all this stuff. And eventually get into real estate, get my license. I was actually doing schooling back in Ohio, Florida real estate. Oh, dope. And I came here and now so much stuff has hit us and happened. Dude, I'm about to move here now. It's crazy. It's honestly nuts.

I think we got some freaking crazy shit it's gonna be good so you guys move into nashville you guys think for sure yeah i think we're about to have a freaking pad well you know if you move here morgan wallen's gonna bang more of your exes yeah i did morgan wallen definitely just banged my actually i think current girlfriend oh so you do have a girlfriend right now no No, it's my friends. Oh, your friends' current girlfriend. I don't know what the heck they are. Oh, gotcha.

But he definitely, Morgan Wallen definitely just waxed her. I mean, is she blonde? Yep. There you go. That's all you gotta say. She's kind of hot. She is pretty hot.

Morgan loves blondes. That's his thing. Yeah. Good thing my girl, I'm talking to my mom. He had to put them hands up. And he, Morgan somehow just takes every girl he wants.

So not this one. Yeah. I love Morgan, but he's homies with daddy. So big daddy, big daddy. Um, so I want to fucking whoever he wants to fuck.

I'm fucking dead. So I want to play a game with you guys. He pulls. No, he does. If it's a weird... Biggest artist on the earth, he should. Yeah. It feels so weird, like, coming to Nashville.

Like, I'm going to be honest. I am, like... Honestly, I'm not country, but, like, I have my moments. Like, right now, I just bought this shit yesterday. I was getting dogged in my comments, like, what kind of bill you wearing? I'm like, all right, fuckers. I'm going to go buy a fucking thing.

I just bought fucking $600 cowboy boots last night. I was like, fuck this my comments Like what kind of Billionaire Alright fuckers I'm gonna go buy Fucking thing I just bought Fucking $600 cowboy boots Last night I was like Fuck this shit I'll fucking Are they Luke Casey's Honestly I could not

Fucking tell you Okay gotcha But Back home I dress like him I have a fucking gold grill I had a home Chains and shit Like I'm like a city boy

Like So when he came out here I was like Fuck it I'll throw a country fit on Because It's like whatever state you're in That's a for you page

Your TikTok's gonna hit So I came here i'm like i'm knowing nashville like he dresses country all the people here i'm gonna be with dress country so i'm like but we call that being a culture vulture if you don't stay true to who you are really he's in jayden's face that is exactly what it's called because you're poaching people's you know lifestyle i mean don't get me wrong like when i'm here you're a content creator so it doesn't really matter what you do if you want to like don't get me wrong while i was here i still dress i still have fits here like that i would wear back home like same i still go out in them but like if we're making content stuff like so that's what i mean like by the variations of different things like i try to do on my account

like people are not gonna they're not used to me wearing a fucking like cowboy hat or like a buckled bike belt yeah and it just blows up they're like holy shit like what is this and like yeah it just does good so i mean like how i am as a person i'm still like a city boy yeah but like i like to have fun and i'll like dress the part a little bit and like you know do that type of shit i'm a west coast girl i've never conformed to the whole cowgirl thing but i will like slap on some cute little cowgirl boots or something every night like we go to la for halloween right before i go every time i get a fade all this shit yeah yeah makes you feel hot do some pimping all right i'm gonna ask you guys a couple questions you guys know the thing that's trending right now where it's like

she's a nine but she does this so i'm gonna ask you a few questions and i'm oh wait you know what jayden you have an only fans let's talk about that not explicit but i get pretty close is your winner on the internet it's not it is not and you make money not showing your wiener i do i do pretty good for myself what do you do on there dude and his butthole yeah you're about to fuck oh well i'm definitely subbing then that's right up my alley okay i'm a no names but when my buddy's back in the crib right now like he's obsessed with ass like asshole he eats ass like all the time i'm like dude for me like i'm not i'm not eating your ass i'm sorry you don't eat ass no i could never okay look okay i will phrase it if i like really fuck with a girl or like if i'm married okay that's

different yeah but if i'm hooking up well you can't just go around licking buttholes you never know where he does i should say his name right now but fuck that no dude that shit's gross i'm sorry i'm not eating some random girl's ass i just met the club like an hour ago what if she has like dingleberries it's a whole thing i get puked i would oh look i'll eat pussy all day tastes like licking a penny licking a penny i mean are these girls not fucking washing their asses like what is happening dude all right you know she's a 15 but she chews tobacco I mean, are these girls not fucking washing their asses? Like, what is happening? Dude. All right. She's a 15, but she chews tobacco. They're thinking about it.

I don't think I've ever met a 15 that chewed tobacco. It's just not a... I'm going to put her right there about a solid six. Gotcha. What about you, Jaden? Let's give her like a four. I mean, I don't do anything like tobacco and nicotine. Oh, like pouches or like straight up like grizzly wood?

Just straight up fucking just chaw right here. Oh, that's like a two. I'm sorry. If your girl walks up to me, you're like... I don't even do that. I'm out on that. You might have to spit that bitch out and kick rocks. Yeah.

No offense. Yeah. Look, I don't like... Nah, dude. That... I've never seen a fucking girl do that. I'm out on that. You might have to spit that bitch out and kick rocks. Yeah. No offense. Yeah. Look, I don't, like, nah, dude, that, what the, I've never seen a fucking girl do that shit. Oh, yeah. No, I'm sorry. All right. I don't know what I would do.

I'd be like, is that real? Like, did you get punched or is that a fucking, is that a dick, bro? That's a hammer. Shit. She's a two, but she has goals in her own business. Ten. Yeah. Ten.

Ten? I like that. That's good. She's a whore, but she has them. Hold on. I think I'm going to like it. These only get worse.

Okay. Come on. Let's keep it going. She's a whore, but she has a mullet. Oh, dude, that's a fucking negative.

Hey, I met a girl at the bar last night that looked at my hair. Or no, a couple nights ago. She was dead serious. She's like, I think I'm going to cut a mullet like this. Oh, my God. No, she dead ass was. Was she hot? No, hell no.

She had green hair, pink hair. Oh, no. So, was that a yes? That's a negative for me like i just rather wouldn't meet you unless she sings sounds like dolly parton i'm out just close your eyes and visualize she is a nine but she farts when she comes yo what the fuck hold on uh i'm gonna literally pee my pants all right podcast over

shit i'm crying you gotta answer you gotta answer inquiring minds want to know she's a nine but farts when she comes like is it like a loud like a like or it's like a real hollowed out it sounds like someone's breathing like it's got reverb it's like oh my god that would be i don't get that about a 12. i'm just playing i There's the extra vibration. I might just feel better for that. Oh, God.

It'll rumble the balls. Is it every time? Blow your nose, babe. I'm about to cum. Oh, my God. Hold on. I might need a fucking breathing tube. Daddy, what about you?

Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. You're going down on it all of a sudden. She lets that shit out. Like what are you gonna do? It's happened. I knew y'all were young. Right? I know, like.

One time. One time in seven years. And I will not go to the bathroom in front of this man. I will not pass gas in front of this man. This one time it happens. And it happened in the beginning of our relationship. And he has never let me fucking live it down. Ever.

Look, no. Little queef action don't scare nobody. I'm going to put that one. I'm going to say if she's a nine. Does she fart every time? Is it like a one-time thing or is it every fucking time every time every single time every time i gotta hear that bitch answer that bitch every single time i'm gonna go oh fuck that bitch she gone all right all right i'm gonna have to be hitting

like yeah she's a three but she has vip access to all the bars on broadway 10 that's how you know you're not from here. Dude, I like to get lit. I don't like Broadway that much. You should go out a lot with us. I don't,

I hate Broadway. I won't go down there. You can't fucking pay me to go down there. it's like where you're at, you gotta deal with what you got. Yeah.

I guess. So I mean like, I mean the bars here aren't bad. Is it like CMA Fest VIP where you're like away from everyone? It's just VIP baby.

Anytime, anywhere. So only, oh. They're rationalizing it no kate kate is like look she's crying over here kate's really trying to give her a chance she's a 10 these questions she's a 10 but she will only listen to cotton eye joe on repeat when you fuck i'm not i couldn't even get hard on her like where did you go where did you go

yeah i don't know dude she's a 10 but listen to cotton eye joe i'm out on that one you're out on that one no cotton eye joe no i can dance about anything, but Cotton Eye Joe? I think I'd rather listen to Shawn Mendes. She's a negative one, but she loves Jesus. That's a solid eight. Why do I feel like that was very, like, being nice? That was a solid eight. No, I like that. Yeah?

Yeah. Maybe like a four or five, probably. I love Jaden. she's a 12 but she has a slight goatee oh that that's a dude what's his name there's a dick under her pants so no facial hair you guys don't like facial hair okay if you're a girl you got facial hair i'm gonna call you mr instead of mrs this is not oh i can't do that i don't think i kiss a girl and feel a mustache yeah did little prickles i'm sorry like is it if it's like a full like you got more hair in your face than me it's not gonna work out she's a 10 but she has an only fans

you better say 10 i'm about to i'm saying what does she post okay but i don't post like dick pics or shit so if you so you won't date a girl that has an OnlyFans that posts explicit content? Okay, if she doesn't post sex videos, then she's a tenster to me, yeah. What's wrong with a girl who posts sex content? Because she's not having sex with me. She's just out fucking a bunch of dudes. No, but what if it's like dildos and stuff like that? Oh, that's fine.

Oh, okay. So as long as she doesn't have like multiple partners. Yeah, that's fine. What about you, Caden? How do you feel about OnlyFans? When are you coming out with yours? I'm not making one. You're a fucking puss.

That dick game is strong, though. I'm not making one. I still got real meat. Now all the girls are going to want to see it. You drop that OnlyFans, you're going to be a millionaire in a month. I'm going to be having pictures from five years ago getting leaked. I'm waiting for that to happen. One of these days it's going to happen and I'm going to kill someone.

Are you putting nudes out there? Yeah, whenever I was a hoe. Oh, no no so there are dick pics floating around of you yeah for me in like high school oh okay i have i have had that happen but yeah yeah but they're not like on red or twitter or anything so i'm chilling i think we got one more i want a spice i want a good one i mean we've done some pretty good ones let's see yeah that that's it that i was not expecting that i'm sorry uh she's a 10 but she hasn't cleaned her car out since the war of 1812 like dirty girls like messy girls do you guys like fucking zero can't stand messiness yeah i don't like messy unless she gives a good back scratch so you'll deal with messiness as long as she can give you a back rub yeah

i mean everybody's like a little messy but if you're like you don't i clean my car like twice a week like clean outside and yeah i clean the fuck out of that shit i just bought a brand new car but i don't dude if i gotta get in that shit and sit on like like two week old like mcdonald's fries and shit ew that's disgusting i can't know like moldy ass food in the back seat you know how bad it's gonna smell ew yeah no sorry well if her car is dirty her vagina is probably dirty too yeah that's how you have to think about it about it beans and unwashed cooch cum farts well i just want to thank you guys for coming in today it's really sweet having you guys on i want you guys to come back and like start being reoccurring guests i'm here what can we look forward to what can everybody start looking forward to you guys moving to nashville yeah we're there's the

shit like we have coming like in nashville it's fucking huge yay i'm really excited for you guys i can't wait to see what the world brings you guys because it's gonna be dope you guys have a lot to offer i'm really excited really pumped awesome when is this move happening you're fucking uh i think real, like next probably two months. Oh, wow. So that close. Yeah. I think one of his buddies was like a sponsor.

Yeah, he's a manager. No, he's got, he's fucking wants to get this big ass pad. It's like got like a basketball court, fucking like tiki bar, a fucking stage at the house. You're going to put a stage in the backyard. Like that can fit like 500 people. Who's management? You have a manager? I do. Yeah, but this is another guy oh gotcha okay i don't know if you know i don't i don't want to say his name out loud jay probably knows him jay knows everybody here yeah for sure

absolutely well i can't wait to see what nashville holds for you guys and i know everybody's going to be tuning in to watch so i'm really excited about about that. A lot of shit coming. Tear up. Thank you guys so much for coming on. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Farts. Thank you guys for tuning into another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye. seem unrealistic for your hectic life, but it's achievable when it's with WGU. WGU is an online accredited university that makes higher education accessible for real people with real lives. With tuition starting at around $8,000 per year and courses you can take 24-7, WGU provides the

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