Dumb Blonde - Camilla vs. Ari, Bunnie's Facelift & Yap
Episode Date: January 11, 2026The coven is BACK after a short break, and Bunnie XO comes in choosing chaos. The girls catch up on life, upcoming projects, and why taking time off somehow makes coming back feel feral. They... recap a New Year’s Vegas trip—including Hailee casually sinking an unforgettable basketball shot—and immediately spiral from there.Bunnie drops major news about her upcoming book tour, with Nashville and New York nearly sold out, and teases the fully interactive, anything-can-happen vibe fans can expect at the shows. This is not a sit-back-and-listen tour—it’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and very on brand.Things take a real turn as they dive into peptide therapy, side effects nobody warns you about, and Bunnie addressing her facelift head-on—why she’s doing it, why she doesn’t owe anyone an explanation, and why the internet can stay mad. Naturally, the episode derails into spray-tan disasters, post-kid body conversations, and a tanning fail so bad it requires a full redo at Bunnie’s house.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTubeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Is this thing on?
What's up, you sexy motherfuckers?
Welcome back to another episode of Dumblant.
I feel like I haven't said that in forever.
A long time.
Gosh, we took a few weeks off for the holidays.
That was a mouthful that I forgot.
And I've been saying it for like fucking seven years.
I like how you switch it up per person that's on.
Sometimes like if it's Bon Jovi, you're definitely not saying what's up.
Oh, like, hello everyone.
Yeah.
I'm like, hi, babies.
Yeah.
I've put on my customer service voice.
You do.
Yeah, it's your Harvard voice.
Yeah, I like it.
Dude, we had a great holiday.
I'm so fucking glad it's over.
so glad.
It lasted for a long time.
No, I feel like from October to January 5th is like the longest, most treacherous time of the
fucking year.
I'm ready to get to work and motherfuckers are on vacation with their families.
Like, what are we doing?
You know, like, doesn't anybody work?
I'm like Scrooge.
Doesn't anybody fucking work around here?
She's sitting there waiting for everyone to come back?
I'm literally.
It's like, open, open.
Remember that?
That old, open, open.
It was the old like Target thing.
Or was it Kmart?
Of course.
It's an old ad.
You know what we're talking about?
No.
It's like there,
it was like for Black Friday, right?
Or something like that.
And they would be at the,
I got to find it.
They would be outside of like the store
waiting for it to open.
They'd be like open, open.
That's me.
Every fucking January 5th.
Literally it's January 8th and we've already had like how many phone calls to get
shit done this year.
Bro, I'm ready to rock.
Let's fucking go.
I was like everyone's first meeting's back.
Everyone was like, well,
you're my first meeting back. I'm like, great. I've got a list for you. Great.
Missed you. Let's get on with it. You know? Yeah, for sure. How was your time?
It was good. Yeah, I got to see my family a lot. You've been collecting fucking Avon dishes,
like a 75-year-old woman. And I got to admit, they're very gothawth and they're fucking badass.
Yeah. Yeah. They're so gorgeous. No, they're like little garnets. I love them.
Yeah. That's awesome. We told them she needs the china hutch next. Yeah, I got to buy a case for them because
are just sitting on my counter right.
They're fucking dope.
My birthday is in two weeks and Mimi got me the coolest fucking present.
I cannot wait till it's here.
Should we tell them or should I be a surprise?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I'm not good at surprises, obviously.
It's a freaking gothic organ.
Like, dumb, da, dumb, like real organ.
I'm going to be like fucking Dracula's bitch on there.
Every time anyone walks into the studio.
I want to learn to play the organ.
I've been wanting to get back into piano anyways.
So, I mean, I figure I can get an organ and maybe we can fucking put a like keyboard somewhere and I can get piano lessons here.
I love it.
Well, you played the organ when we were in Detroit that one time when we broke into the church.
Yeah.
Yeah. Security led us by the way.
Okay.
I have to.
We freaking got, dude, people were coming for us because they're like, we can't believe you did that.
And I'm just like, bro, security was like, you want to touch.
the organ and I'm like yeah.
You want to touch that?
Yeah.
I'm like,
yes,
I do.
But it was,
it just,
it woke something in me that night when I did that.
When I heard it,
when I heard the power that the organ holds,
especially in a cathedral,
it just sends shivers down my spine.
And we're putting it out there
with the big tall ceilings.
That's going to be nice.
The neighbors are going to fucking hate me.
Yeah.
I'm going to be here at 2 o'clock in the morning.
Just fucking playing.
and polka on the organ and shit.
That's funny as hell.
Oh, man.
I feel like we've missed so much since we've been gone.
We have.
There's so much to go over.
We did New Year's in Vegas, which was fun.
It was a much needed break too.
Yeah.
Like literally I was, we have not.
We go nonstop.
So if we come home, we stay home for like three, four weeks.
And then we're back out again.
She's ready to go.
She's like, all right, where are we going, booking something?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Give me out of here.
And somehow we ended up staying here like, fuck, since we got off tour.
Yeah.
So six months?
New York was the last time we traveled in there.
And what was, what was?
September.
So September, October, November, December, January.
Let's never do that again.
Five months that we fucking sat here.
I can't sit still for five months.
But yeah, it was really nice to get out of Vegas.
We stayed at a dope-ass house.
And, you know, even, we bowled.
That was crazy.
It had a bowling alley in this fucking house.
It was, it was, that was the highlight of, okay, but it was a fucking workout.
Can we talk about Haley's fucking, fucking arm?
Like, it's crazy.
She threw this basketball with one arm and made, she did it twice, actually.
The first time she did it, it was nothing but net.
And we were, we didn't get it on video.
Yeah.
No, we got.
The very first time.
You can see it going in.
You just can't see Haley in the corner and all of us just lose it.
Shit.
Okay.
I didn't know the first time got film.
I did know that the second time we were filming and trying to make it happen.
But she threw it like nothing and that shit just went right in the net.
It was crazy.
I can't even throw.
And I'm a strong bitch.
I can't even fucking throw that basketball that far across the court.
Yeah.
You tried.
You tried.
Mimi gave it her all though.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
It's all right.
She did really good.
That was a workout though.
I was just about to say I loved the workout.
I called.
So sore the next day.
I called J.
from the house and I was like, baby, look.
And he's like, I know, I've played there before,
because he stayed at the house before us.
And I was like, we have to have one of these.
He's like, uh, duh.
He's like,
I get why he did it so regularly now because it's not just what they get to
your whole body workout.
It's the arms, it's the leg.
Well, they played actual basketball.
So imagine running up and down the court.
Uh-uh.
On top of just staying there and cheating.
And they get serious.
Like, they make it not fun.
We were having fun.
I wish they would invite us next time they play basketball.
I don't want to play with them.
Dude,
the last guy fucking Camacho got his like shit fucking ripped in half remember
maybe they'll take it easy on it yeah they won't bro they would shoulder check us and
shit if we got in their way if we got in their way they'd be like get these bitches off the
fucking court dude yeah yeah my husband let me tell you something about my husband he is not fun
to work out with and he's not fun to play sports with he's like he's very serious very serious
and he like he's he's one of those he's a fucking dream killer
Okay, like you cannot have fun with him.
So whenever it's doneking on people.
No.
Never mind.
Yeah.
No, he's not one.
Maybe we'll play by ourselves.
Yeah.
On tour?
I like it.
We have one side of the court.
They have the other.
Yeah.
We are going on tour again, guys.
But this time it's our tour.
We're going on a book tour.
And it's literally the tickets are almost sold out.
Okay, so I'm going to tell you guys, I was so scared.
I was so fucking scared whenever we drop these four dates because I was like,
it's one thing to,
get people to buy shit online that's going to be delivered to their house where they don't have to
leave the comfort of their own home. But to get people to buy tickets and states that they probably
don't fucking live in to travel. And if I can show up at a show is a completely different ask.
So when we put these tickets out, I shit you not. The first fucking three days, I was a nervous wreck.
I was like, oh my God, I'm not going to sell any tickets, blah, blah, blah.
Nashville sold out in 48 hours.
Yeah.
24.
Like, yeah, it was like hours.
Nashville sold out in the first day.
Fuck, I love Nashville.
Thank you guys so much.
Like, oh, God, thank you.
I just appreciate that so much.
New York literally has eight tickets left.
There's after we had already sold out the first part of it and they were like,
hey, we have a balcony we can open.
And we said, clearly New York loves us.
Let's open a balcony.
Yeah.
So there's eight seats left there.
Vegas, they, we sold it out and then they opened up the freaking balcony.
So there's those balcony seats that are left. So if you guys want tickets to Vegas,
that's going to be our fine, our pretty much our season finale. It's going to be our final show.
And we're doing way different shit at the Vegas show than we're doing at any of the other shows on the tour.
Nashville, of course, we're going to show you guys some love to because you guys are my hometown now.
But, you know, definitely want to come to the Vegas show. And then L.A., we got some seats available there.
you guys please go get your tickets come see us we are working on a show that is going to be so much fun like
it's when they asked me to do this tour i didn't really want to do it and i was like if i'm going to do it
it has to be done my way i need glitz glam i need sparkle and sunshine and just like it needs to
be something really fucking cool i want people to leave the show being like dude she really stuck her dick in this
You know.
Yeah, I want to be very clear.
This is not a book tour.
This is not a book signing.
No.
That's what I think if people were confused about.
They're like, oh, we're just going to go get the book signed.
No.
You guys are coming to an actual performance show.
There is everything you could imagine in these shows.
Cut this whole part out, but it's going to be like event.
Why?
Oh.
I just got compared to.
They said they wanted to do a fucking Nashville house.
Oh.
never mind yes cut that out who the fuck are you
stop i would just pee my pants
I almost just peeve it never mind
never fucking that was a dumb blonde moment
I'm thinking of Erica from the housewives
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so did you guys see that clip that they compared
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rehearsal of Nashville.
Yeah.
And Erica Jane is who they compared me to.
Golly.
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It's going to be just, it's going to be amazing.
The girls are going to be involved.
We have special guests.
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We have special guests.
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Chachi might be there.
I mean, this is going to be a whole variety.
We're going to also interact with the crowd.
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I want as much crowd interaction as possible.
Like I want to get out there with you guys and just hang out and talk shit and laugh and have fun.
I think it'll be really cool.
So yeah, you guys go get your tickets now.
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You can get to those.
But yeah.
So what do you guys got for me?
I just fucking had a great opening.
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bro if I can get an elephant I would
and I've actually ridden an elephant before
really yes when I was five years old
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let you ride an elephant wait I wrote an elephant
one time too see the little like thing you sit in is like a basket
right yes yeah it's like a box big
they're fucking the elephants are huge
no no it literally and the way they walk
it's like they take such way yeah it's like they're
rocking you as yeah yeah all of us rocking together i would love i would love a pet elephant taunte
oh yeah that would be cute how what kind of uh environments do elephants need to live
so far i don't know like a similar they can live with your drafts i'm never gonna get an elephant
in tennessee yeah there's an elephant sanctuary here but you can't visit it why what the fuck is the
point of it exactly sanctuary how where do they keep them
During the snow.
Are elephants okay in the snow?
Maybe.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
That's a very great question.
Wait,
did they live in snowing?
Isn't that a woolly mammoth?
Those are extinct.
Are they extinct?
Yeah,
we got a bunch of dumb fucking blondes on the podcast today.
Hold on.
You said I saw it an ice age?
Yeah.
That's like a.
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Yeah.
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of them. Okay. And we don't know that. We literally get like, we had none this year. Yeah, we haven't
had any snow this year. It's weird. We're having like a false spring right now. And I just said that to
Jay when we were leaving the house. I was like, bro, we haven't had a winter because he's like so sick. He's
like, that's why I'm sick. That's why. That's why. Poor thing. He gets it every year.
He gets it. We call it the crud. He gets the studs like on sweats. He gets the crud. He gets the
crud every year. That's so funny. Did you guys see the guy online? Like recently these
clips up and going viral about Distoria, but that guy in Croatia who's like the luckiest
unluckiest guy ever.
No.
No.
Very different for you.
Do you know what?
We have very different for you's.
Yeah.
No.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
The guy's name is like, maybe he's got like nerdy shit.
Yeah.
And like news.
Yeah.
Franco is you guys aren't going to believe this though.
Like I don't know if I had to like watch the series on this because like they ended up doing a
documentary.
You didn't?
I'm not watching a series.
Okay.
Well, this guy is.
called the luckiest unluckliest man alive.
And he was born in 1929 in Croatia, which is where my family is from.
So I think that was really cool.
And I think that's why he started talking about it.
In 62, he was traveling through a snowy canyon.
And the train that he was on derailed plunged into a frozen river and he survived.
Right.
All right.
17 people die.
In 63, the plane's door comes off of the plane as it's flying, right?
And he was allegedly sucked out of the plane and survived.
Oh, damn, without a parachute?
Yes.
Hit the ground like out.
He landed on a haystack.
What the fuck?
That cushioned his fall.
From how far?
Yeah.
It doesn't say the plane ended up crashing and killing all the rest of the passengers.
Okay?
He walked away from it.
Then in 66, his bus that he was traveling on through the mountains skidded off the
mountain and landed in a river.
Multiple people died.
He survived.
He escaped through a window of the bus.
Then in 1970, one of the cars he was in bursted into flames.
He survived.
So he's the fucking problem.
Yeah.
All these fucking events.
All these events are happening with him there.
73, another car explodes that he's in.
He survives.
Okay.
1995, he gets hit by a bus.
Right?
He's fine. Minor injuries.
1996, he falls off of a cliff and lands in a tree that cushions has fallen enough to survive and walk away from it.
Of course, he does.
In 2003, he wins the lottery.
What the fuck.
How much?
He ends up winning $1 million.
Good for that guy.
He gave much of it to his friends and family because at this point he was so old that he said he didn't need it.
He bought a very modest home that he later sold and returned to a very simple life.
Did he die now?
Yeah, he has passed away.
And then he came back.
What did he pass away from?
Natural causes?
That would be hilarious if he passed away from natural.
After all that shit, he just passes away from natural causes.
He passed away in 2016 at the age of 87, not in an explosion or accident, but peacefully.
And the most unexpected any of all, he died from natural causes.
What if it would have been like he fell down the stairs or something?
Like something so small compared to like.
Like you choked on a grape.
Can we talk about though getting sucked out of a plane door?
That's wild.
And landing on a haystack in which he then walked away from.
Yeah.
No, it's all of it's insane.
It's almost unbelievable.
It's almost unbelievable, right?
But like all of its documented.
Well, this was in 1960 something.
Yeah, I feel like they're just throwing them into a stack.
They could have been a farming town rule area.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's the one thing you land on.
I would stay in my house after the first bill around.
Yeah.
After the first train railing, I'm in my, it's final destination.
17 passengers of that train pass.
That is some final destination.
I feel like everything, I feel like final destination is made out of his life.
Yeah.
I'm not even joking.
Have you seen the new one?
No.
Bloodline.
Yeah.
I don't watch any of them.
No, I don't like that.
I don't want to invite that energy in my life.
Uh-uh.
After the truck one that had all the stacked.
Um, wood.
I never watched another one.
Oh,
the first one?
They bring that one.
The first one where the log of wood comes.
I feel like that has traumatized.
I will not drive behind a semi that has those.
There's no way in hell.
You're not catching me.
I don't even like driving behind semis because I'm so scared.
Their tire's going to come off.
That happened to me one time.
A tire exploded, but I was able to stop in time and I only hit the gorilla car.
Oh, gosh.
It sounds like a shotgun though when that happens.
when a tire explodes, it's crazy.
It happened in front of our house the other day.
Someone was going down the highway and it shook my home.
I'm not even joking you, Jason and I ran outside to make sure everyone was okay,
but it was a tire that blew.
Jeez.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's,
that shit's not on my FYP.
The only shit that's on my FYP is,
have you been watching the Aria Kitsa and Camilla?
No.
I don't know how to pronounce her last name.
She was the leader of the Lop house and then Ari Kitsy is,
I cannot pronounce her fucking last name either.
They both have crazy last name.
that I can't pronounce, but Ari's with young gravy.
So that's...
Okay, I know of her, don't know who she is.
So I guess Camilla had announced that she was going to end her OF, which fucking
kudos to her.
I even left her a comment and I said, you know, that was the best decision I ever made.
And I'm always for girls growing and glowing, you know, like, fucking have at it.
And then she would like, was teasing this whole thing where she was like,
I have a big announcement.
It's going to happen on January 1st.
And, like, you know, it was this thing called becoming her.
And she did this YouTube video, which I went and watched a little bit of it,
just to kind of see what everybody was upset about.
And it was really beautifully done.
It was like her life story and, like, her parents were involved.
And I mean, the woman has an amazing testimony.
Like, Camilla has a really, really good testimony.
And at the end of it, she is selling a course on how to do,
get more views and like, I know, but listen, hear me out first.
Hear me out first.
And I think what a lot of people don't understand, and then we'll get over to Ari,
but I think what a lot of people don't understand is Camilla is coming from that world of
only fans.
And in only fans, there are women, tons of women who are like really high up.
And I think you remember this whenever we were running my only fans that are like killing
it on only fans.
and they sell courses.
Wait, is she selling the course for OnlyFans?
No, she's selling a course for like TikTok and social media,
but it's the same thing.
She took the formula.
She took the formula and took it off OF
and thought that it would translate over into social media.
You know that's what Kim and Chris do, right?
Yeah, exactly.
They do the exact same thing.
They do a business course.
Exactly.
That's no different.
That was my next point.
And I think everybody's like so mad at her.
calling her scam milla and they're like you know just really up what the course was six thousand
dollars which is wild because she's definitely catering to a different demographic um
and the way she kind of went about it i guess kind of could have seemed a little sketchy but at
the same time it's like we're in a generation where everybody's like go get your bag girl go get your
bad girl and if there's people who are paying for it and she's getting her back she's getting her
motherfuckers back.
Why are we hating?
They're paying for it.
Literally.
And hopefully if the course is good enough, you would make that money back.
For sure.
Now listen, I have been on the internet for at least 20 years.
I have never once paid anybody to teach me how to do anything.
I've always been consistent.
Do I believe in that?
No.
But I'm not going to hate on a girl who's literally just trying to change her life,
essentially.
Yeah.
And people are like, oh, well, she still has her only fans up.
you and I both know because I shut my only fans down in 2022.
You cannot close out your only fans until the last subscriber is done.
They will not let her shut her only fans down until then.
I had to literally write only fans.
I still have the emails where I was like,
I don't want this up anymore.
Give everybody their money back.
Who's still on here?
I don't want to be a part of this anymore.
And finally,
when I said that they could give everybody their money,
money back, then they shut it down. So, you know, I think the internet can definitely be a harsh
place for whenever women are trying to change their lives. And I understand both sides of the coin.
You know, there's some people who are like, why the fuck should I have to pay to learn knowledge
when I can just watch other creators and learn. But at the same time, you know, like let a woman
try to figure out what she's going to do with her life. And I don't feel like this is any different
than like learning how to do something with hair online and then go into cosmetology school. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's just how much education you actually want to invest in yourself.
For sure.
And then I guess Ari came out of the blue and, you know, kind of went against Camilla,
which I understand where Ari's coming from too is I guess they made a video together.
And Camilla didn't show anything, but Ari did.
But on the description, Camilla said that she did.
So she's kind of trying to show that Camilla scams people all the time,
which this is starting to be a behavioral pattern,
which I do see Ari's side too.
I do,
I don't believe in kicking somebody when they're down.
I think that's the lesson here for everybody to kind of learn is like,
yeah,
the world is already going at Camilla right now.
Like she doesn't need another big,
beautiful creator,
you know,
adding fuel to the fire.
Yeah.
But I feel like Ari had been holding that in for a really long
time and was like, you know what?
I'm going to fucking seize the moment.
They started together?
I don't know if they started together.
No, they didn't start together.
No, they just collapsed.
I think they had like beef in the past.
I don't know all the details, but I think they had like beef in the past from what I've
gathered before I talked about this.
They had beef in the past.
They made up, made a video together.
And then I guess Ari's been kind of, kind of harboring a little resentment.
Gotcha.
Because something happened that none of us know about.
I'm just speculating here.
But it seemed like when this whole thing came out with the becoming her stuff,
then Ari was just like, it's my time to shine, baby.
Yeah, she made a video that she was like, I'm not selling courses.
Here's what you do to.
Yeah.
And I love Ari.
I love Ari.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
She just listed it in the TikTok.
Yeah.
And I love Ari.
I think Ari is fucking great.
And I think that she's very honest.
And I love how she presents herself online too.
She's funny.
She's beautiful.
She's young.
She's rich.
I like to watch her and young gravy together.
They're so funny.
I love them together.
I think she is what he needed.
Yeah.
She is really what he needed.
Yeah.
And I think they compliment each other and they're just, you know.
I find it funny he didn't end up with a mulf.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think he really likes milfs.
You think that was his, yeah.
I think it's his schick that he does because he saw that it got him attention.
You might like him.
I mean, listen, everybody loves the milk.
Yeah.
who doesn't have my milk.
I love a milf.
You know,
I love a good milf myself.
But no,
I think it's all cute.
But that's what's consuming
my fucking FYP.
Is that what Viking Barbie
made that video on then?
Did she make a video too?
Yes.
Love what she say.
It was her showing like how much she makes on O.F.
And then I was like,
he was like,
so this is how you do it.
And then basically she's like,
so you click on this right here,
highlight the number.
And you can put in any number you want into OF.
Honeywide.
You didn't see that?
So I think,
No. Okay, so to show people like, hey, I made this much money. Yes, but you can, she literally
clicked on the number and edited the number. What the hell? Yes, she showed, she was making 70 million,
like a year or something on it or a month. Oh, so she's trying to say that some of the girls from the
Bop house are lying. Yeah. Okay, gotcha. Because I know that a lot of people are trying to come against
Sophie Rain. Listen, I'm not here to clock anybody's purse, okay? I know I made a shit ton of fucking money on OF and
I know that these bitches are,
fucking 20 years younger than me and could make fucking way more than I did.
So I don't ever question it because I'm just like, oh, you bitches, like do it.
The money that's over there is wild.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OF is crazy.
And but at the same time, it's like you come to a point in your life where it's like,
you don't want your fucking little beef carpaccio on the internet.
But also that's hindering them from making, you said beef carpaccio, Jesus.
Don't buttholes look like beef carpachio?
Yeah, you told us that hers looks like it.
I hate it.
I will eat some beef carpaccio.
Do you know what a beef carpaccio is?
Yeah, it's good.
It's a thinly sliced beef.
And it comes with that mayonnaise sauce.
I'll fucking slurp it up right now.
We did.
Remember that one time we ordered one?
And we were like, this is great.
And we were like, bring us two more.
And then we had like main courses coming.
We're such gluttons, dude.
Seriously.
It was so good.
Okay.
But like I will.
We're so OCD.
Not OCD.
ADD today.
It is all over.
the place.
Yeah.
These are my favorite episodes, by the way, when we like literally bounce to everything,
because I feel like we hit every person's.
Yeah.
Scratch.
Every person's brain scratch.
What were you saying about OF?
I don't fucking remember.
I totally forgot.
You said you feel like OF hinders?
Oh, it does.
Okay.
That's exactly.
I do feel like, and because we've moved through those spaces, um,
OF hinders these girls tremendously.
And in the sense of like, yes, if you want your bag, you're going to make an
tremendous, crazy, I mean, crazy amount of money over there.
But those next steps will always be hindered by the fact that you have it.
So just watching some of these girls, it's like they can't sell certain things to certain brands.
And like all those sort of, you sort of pigeonhole yourself when you go over there.
So you have to make that decision at some point.
It's like either you can't, you can't have both.
you can't have the OF and all these other things you want to do.
I get what you're saying 100%.
It depends on.
So here's the thing.
Remember when I was in that OF world and how I was an Instagram thought for so long?
That was my world.
And that's all I wanted to cater to.
Like I didn't care about brands.
I didn't care about anything.
I'm making millions of dollars.
Like why the fuck would I care about growing my brand whenever I can just go
fucking post a titty pick and make a ton of money?
Yeah.
And I think a lot of girls,
that's where they're at in their life right now.
And this is not shaming at all because I have been there.
But I'm just saying, like, I think a lot of girls aren't looking to do that.
But yet when you're ready for growth and you're ready to do that, getting rid of your OF is the best thing that you could do.
Yes.
Because it, trust me, especially like when you're wanting to like, it depends on what you want to do with your life, you know.
But when you're wanting to progress and like say you want to get into acting, they're not going to fucking hire you to act if you have an only fan.
getting a TV show. You're not going to get a TV show. Oh my God. How many TV shows did we get turned
down because of my only fans? And that was even after you shut it down. Yeah. Because that does,
that label does live with you for a while, even to this day. How many years out are you?
2020 is when I shut my out. And was it not too long ago? Someone was like, oh, she's an Instagram girl.
Yeah. And we were like, no. I was like, bro, I literally woke up one day and I said,
hold on. Let me fix your hair. I'm good.
Like she said, I'm good.
I have like, I have a hat on.
What could I do?
I literally, this is what I did whenever I decided I wanted to make the change.
I said, I told Mimi and my husband, I said, I am done doing half naked photo shoots.
I'm not going to post, because there was a point where all I had was just lingerie picks on my OF.
And I was like, I'm just going to rebrand that way.
And literally from that day on, I have not posted a lingerie shoot, not saying that I might not, you know, pop out in some lingerie
here and there, which I still haven't, but just taking that initial step of changing who I am
and my content, I started filming more farm content, more family content.
And yeah, like you couldn't get me to do a fucking lingerie photo shoot right now unless I was
getting paid, you know? So it's like, it just depends on where you're at in that life.
And when you're ready to start, when you're ready to stop OF and start, it's as easy as saying,
hey, I'm just going to start posting clothes picks from now on. And that's exactly what I
did and it changed my entire brand.
Yep. Absolutely.
Yeah, it's making that switch is so important.
And it's when you're ready too.
Like don't let anyone tell you like, hey, you should just not have that.
No, when you're ready, you're ready.
Yeah, absolutely.
But yeah, so that was, that's my FYP and that's what's going on right now.
I guess everybody's just fucking tripping out about that.
But also on my other FYP, because I have two accounts, I am fucking getting bombarded with
influencers who are selling fucking Rattahooie,
Reda Trutide.
We're not allowed to call it Reta on TikTok for some reason.
So they call it.
Influencers are selling it?
They call it Rattitoui.
Oh yeah.
No.
I haven't gotten that.
Instagram, TikTok, I mean, they are literally,
and they're selling gray market.
Yes.
Peptides, which is crazy because you do not know what you're putting in your body.
But I'm here and Mimi's here to,
tell you about our experience with retitude tried or ratatooie or however the fuck you say it.
I'm not a doctor.
We have, we, I took it for four weeks.
Mimi, how long did you take it?
I did eight doses total.
So you did it for two months.
Yeah.
So I got mine from a reputable wellness center out here in Nashville in Franklin, Tennessee.
You got yours at a reputable place.
We did not buy a gray market.
We bought real shit.
Yeah.
Licensed real stuff.
Buy a doctor.
All that.
First week I tried it.
I was so fucking sick.
I did not know what hit me.
It was insane.
I'm talking like I felt like I was on meth.
I couldn't sleep.
And I took probably what was it one or two units the first time?
Yeah.
You baby dosed it.
Baby dosed it.
One or two units because I'm not sensitive.
I was so sick.
I was pounding electrolytes.
I was fucking just trying to feel better.
But I was,
I instantly felt the inflammation just drip off of me.
And that was enough for me to be like,
okay,
I'm gonna keep going.
So second week,
I lowered the dosage and I was great.
Like I felt so good.
I had energy.
I felt like I was starting to get skinny.
Like the fat was just-
Clean the whole beauty room.
Yeah.
Like I was organized.
I was,
it was crazy.
Like it had me in this mental thing
where I just was like so organized and ready to conquer the world.
Third week, same thing happened.
I was completely fine.
I was,
I kept it out a minimum dose and,
you know,
I was good.
And then all of a sudden,
the fourth week,
my body's so tight.
I'm skinny as fuck.
I'm like feeling great.
All your jeans are loose.
All my jeans are loose.
But I didn't lose weight on the scale.
My body was just changing.
It was recomping so fast.
Fourth week,
I decided to go up one unit.
So I went from three units to four units.
When I tell you, but I will tell you by the third week,
I started noticing that like, I like to pride myself on not being an emotional person,
but I like to feel emotions.
Yeah.
So anytime the emotions would come up, like anger or sadness, I couldn't feel it.
And I was like, this is weird.
I don't like this.
Or even excitement.
I couldn't feel that.
But I was just like, maybe it's my hormones, you know, whatever.
You were coming up to your period.
Coming up to my period, I was like, something's going, you know, something is just off in my body.
So I do the fourth dose.
I literally got sent into the worst suicidal depression that I've had since 2020.
I'm talking like, it scared me so bad.
I didn't think I was going to make it through the two weeks.
Like I was praying to God.
Like, please.
I had no emotion.
You could see like my eyes were black.
Like I could not even muster up.
I couldn't even listen to music.
Music that brings me joy.
I couldn't even listen to music.
I just drove in silence because I just couldn't handle anything.
It was either over stimulating or it was to the point where it just stole my joy.
I had no joy, like nothing to live for.
It was so dark.
And I'm 20 days out now from taking it and I finally am getting my joy bag.
But that was a fucking battle.
And so like normally you guys know I have crazy reactions to shit and I'm always honest
with you. So my story is not what's going to happen to you. There's so many people who are taking
reda and love it. Yes. And all that. But something happened with Mimi. Yeah, I literally was doing
great. I feel like two different doctors. Yeah, two different places. We got it, everything. I was doing
so great in the beginning. And then I don't know where it came from, but similar to you,
someone flipped a switch and I was not okay. Like, and it almost like looking back now because now I'm out of
it looking back out of it, it almost felt hormonal. Like it truly felt like someone just took my
hormones and shook them and like they didn't know what to do. And so it was like I felt so crazy
that I didn't feel right. And like you and I would be texting each other and be like,
how do you feel? How do you feel? And it was so similar to both of us. And then didn't you have like a text
message or something that said why? So Denise from ways to wellness, she's such a godsend. I always hit her
whenever, you know, she had, her husband had been on RETA and he loves RETA too.
I feel like men love RETA.
Everybody loves RETA.
Yeah.
I just can't do it.
But Denise said that what happens is it took all of the good bacteria out of our
stomachs and that's what caused the severe depression because our serotonin literally got
sucked out of our fucking bodies.
Yeah, because that's like your second brain, you know, they got a second brain sort of thing.
And that's sort of like where we had fallen into.
It's your first.
First brain or whatever.
Yeah.
like gut is so important and like it i know that now like eating so much healthier and like watching what
i put into my body and all that kind of stuff how different i feel than when i used to just you know
eat junk food all the time that those things make a huge different and that made so much sense when
you and i talked about that because i and trust me i have met so many people like you said that love
reda and it works way better for them than does and my body was changing in shape like even i walked in
the other day and haley was like holy shit like you look so tiny but i just there was something about
it you even said like i didn't have color in my face i just i didn't even like looking at myself in the
mirror which tells me that was probably a hormonal thing because i was fucking with my brain chemistry
so so bad and i just told myself like no i i can't do it anymore and i i did end up stacking
i went right back to my tri's appetite um because i also felt like i had body aches which it took not as much
inflammation out as I would like. And I understand like RETA works so differently than the
it's a GLP3 as opposed to a GLP1. Correct. It just does such different things and it works for some people
and it doesn't work for other people. Semiclutide and tricepotide work great for some people and not
for other people. It's just finding your lane in the three. And I just feel like tricepotide for
what I'm looking for. Because another thing that I don't think I even talk to you guys about my PCOS
symptoms came back in and I'm talking like an astronomical amount of way.
I just, I hated it.
And that's why I even started this medication.
Weight loss is a great side effect of it.
But I want my symptoms controlled and not have to go seek metformin or any,
because I can't take metformin.
I've tried it.
I've tried every way of it.
I can't.
I needed something that was going to control my symptoms.
And if I lost weight during it, fantastic.
And I feel like being back on tri-septide, I feel like a human again.
Yeah.
Like I'm a joy to be around.
I'm not as like weirdly not.
It sucks the joy out of you.
And I went and I looked at it, I did a bunch of research.
And apparently this is a huge side effect that people are not talking about.
Everybody's like, oh, I've been on Reddit for this and I've lost this.
And it's like, okay, that's cool.
But that doesn't happen for everybody.
Correct.
And again, we're not here to change your mind.
And we're not doctors.
We are just here to tell you what we have experienced.
And that, you know, it's different for everybody.
So if you, and another thing is, please don't buy your peptides off fucking in the gray market.
Please don't.
You don't know if you're shooting fucking Drano in you.
Like, you don't know where.
the shit's coming from. And to be clear, everyone gets on to me when I talk about all these things
online, they're like, it's not FDA approved. Vitamins aren't FDA approved. Yeah. Most people don't
even realize that FDA just means it's something that can be the same thing every single time.
And I'm going to just not to burst anybody's bubble, I don't want anything that's FDA approved.
No, aren't a lot of bad things and cancer causing things. Red dye. Sure. Yeah. For sure. Like,
when the fuck did we start letting the FDA tell us what we can and can't?
do exactly what i'm saying i'm like the the pesticides they put on your food yeah is fda approved i feel
they don't want to approve things are that are actually good for you and will help you because
what they did with triz appetite they tried to take it away from you guys 100% and it's still it's still
off the shortage list you know like the places that are getting it's probably because they
mass bought them and stuff like that um but like even being back on tri's appetite now i am
so happy and i'm so thankful that the clinic i work with has gone through all of this with me
They were like, we support whatever decision you want to do.
They were like, if you want to be, because I started with semi-glutide.
And then I was like, I can't do this.
They were like, fine, tri-septide.
And then when I came to them and I was like, I want Reda, they were like, we support
your decision.
And then I went back in and I was like, I hated.
I got to go back.
And they were like, we just support that also.
We're literally just human guinea pigs.
Haley is on Reda and she's having a completely different experience than us.
I feel shit.
Yeah.
Haley's a tank.
I am.
You were taking like what, like 20 units, 40 units?
of tri-epatite?
You were taking double the dose I was taking like, you know, I was saying like 0.8.
So how many units is that?
Every four days.
I don't know how to compare it to in units and no liters.
Yeah.
Measurement should, but yeah, I felt like it like wasn't, like, I don't know.
I just felt like nothing's working on me.
But the red, I can see working on you.
I lost, I haven't lost any weight, but I've lost two inches on my stomach.
Yeah.
Correct.
No, the redda is phenomenal for that.
I have way more loose skin so I can tell it is literally eating my fat.
And I'm trying to stick with it.
just because I just want to give it more time.
I don't want to do it for a month.
Be like, oh, it didn't work because I didn't give it its full potential.
Yeah, if it's not making you want to off yourself, then do it.
No, I was so, I think I told you guys that I've been so romantic and, like, I've been
watching romance movies and, like, I literally ordered a romance novel.
Like, I was so, like, that's all I wanted.
And my friend told me it.
Yeah, we were horny in the beginning and we all started taking it.
Are you so horny?
Not as much.
Okay.
In the beginning, though, but in the beginning, we were all like, fucking, yeah.
Yeah.
And then it just turned off for me.
Yeah, same.
Yeah.
I would say, well, maybe just because it's like normal now.
I don't know.
True.
But my friend told me it's because my hormones were finally normal and that I'm supposed
to be feeling like that.
And I just wasn't my, like, all before.
Yeah.
True.
And that happens with people with PCOS.
Yes.
We never know what our hormones are supposed to feel like because we've never actually
felt them before.
Yeah.
I just thought I was asexual in my whole life.
And no, my hormones were just.
imbalance. Yeah, I believe that. Hormones rule everything. Everything. Everything.
Everything. I actually am getting, was getting, because everybody's like, why are you on these? You
don't need them? And it's like, yes, I do. Like, I'm literally almost insulin resistant. I just went
and had my blood work done from red that I had in November. Like, I'm on the borderline of being
insulin resistant. So I have, what, double? I'm teetering right now. And also, I have endometriosis.
So another thing that I noticed with the RETA is it literally made all the swelling from the endometriosis.
Because the IVF fucked my endometriosis up to where like my stomach swells now from like, I don't know if it was from all the hormones or whatever.
Reta immediately got rid of that and I didn't have any pain.
And since I've been off of it for 20 something days now, I can feel my endometriosis pain coming back.
So I'm going to try Triesepitide one more time.
We found out the reason why Triesepitide made me so sick was my.
My first dose was seven fucking units.
Yeah.
Like I can only take one.
I'm so sensitive.
I'm such a puss.
And like people are like, oh, it's not going to work on you if you take.
Yes, it does.
I promise you, you do not have to take large amounts of these.
Because you thought you only took a little.
And then you looked back and you're like, oh my gosh.
Yeah.
I ended up taking more.
Well, if you look at it on a syringe, seven units is not a lot.
Yeah.
It's literally like about that much.
But that's way too much.
I need like that much.
Also, we don't think it was watered down either, right?
Yeah, we think it was like a little more pure because it made me sick.
That was the shot I took with you because I accidentally left mine at home and I'm like, oh,
I was dumb and I was like, I'll just take yours one time and then ended up shitting on a tour bus.
So that was fun.
Had to get IVs with me.
It was so bad.
I was dehydrated.
Shit was going down.
Haley, you took it too though.
Weren't you fine?
There's something wrong with me.
Haley's a fucking tank.
dude. I don't get it. Yeah, so that's our fucking gLP 3 glp1 update. You guys know what will always,
always be honest with you. And I just think that it's very important to, I don't want to say,
you know, put it out there. What's the word I'm looking for? I think it's very important to also
alongside all these influencers that are pushing it. Like let's tell the truth. Like I have to comment on
on influencers page the other day because she was really pushing it. It was a doctor. And I said,
Can we talk about the suicidal ideation that comes with using Reda?
She deleted my comment.
And I was just like, oh, okay, so I'm going to have to talk about this on the podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Listen, man, nobody wants to deal with suicide.
I am very prone to suicidal ideation ever since 2020.
And, man, it was bad.
Yeah.
It was very bad.
I have never, I even was like, Bill, listen, fuck being a crow.
I was like, help me get through this so that I can feel better.
because it was mental hell.
It was so fucked up.
The light was gone behind my eyes.
I just kept telling my husband, I'm like,
I just don't feel good.
And he's just like, damn, baby, I'm sorry.
Like, you know, he's going through his shit too.
Yeah.
He was like, you're going to be okay.
Just sit on the couch.
Get through it.
But, yeah.
Well, would we like to talk about how I have the internet and an uproar again?
What did you do this time?
Bro, I never in my life thought that
me talking about getting a facelift would cause so many people to go into a fucking frenzy.
Why?
I don't know.
Some lady said to me she was like, at least wait until you're 45 to get a facelift.
Excuse me?
I'm like, lady, I'm going to be 46 in two weeks.
And then a lot of people are like, you preach about self-love and loving yourself.
And hold on.
Like let's fucking just pause for a second.
I preach about self-love.
Yes, I love natural bodies.
I preach against plastic surgery that I've had that I wish I hadn't have gotten.
A facelift is not one of them.
If you have listened to previous podcasts, I have literally said for the past three years,
I'm going to get a facelift when I'm 46.
Yeah.
I have always said that.
Always.
Always.
And you want to know what solidified, me getting a fucking facelift?
I don't know.
what did that? No, no, no. It wasn't just Haley. Let's talk about the red carpet that happened
where my eye was wonky. Oh, yeah, that one. Everyone uses that image. Everybody uses this
image where one of my eyes is kind of like closed compared to this eye. And everybody's like,
what's wrong with her eye? What's wrong with her eye? Well, I'll tell you what's wrong with my eye.
Sometimes my eyelids get so swollen that it gets in the way of me being able to open my eye.
Yeah. So it causes that to happen. And that happens more.
more often than not.
On New Year's Eve, the same thing was going on.
And Haley had to literally lift my eyelid to put on fucking liquid eyeliner.
Okay?
I was like, that's it.
I'm over it.
I'm getting a fucking upper blef.
I have to get an upper bluff because it's-
I didn't think you could feel it.
It's literally hindering my life.
She tried to be so slick about it.
And I said, she said, did you just lift my fucking eyes?
I said, did you just lift my fucking eyelid?
And she was like, yes.
I was like, bro, that's it.
But it's not just that.
And I know people are going to be like, you don't have to explain yourself and blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I always say to that, having a big platform means, you know, not so much explaining
myself, but I don't have a problem having a conversation, you know?
Like, I, one, I'm never going to lie and pretend that I don't get cosmetic procedures done.
I haven't had filler in so long in my face.
I still have filler from probably the early 2000s in my fucking cheeks.
I've always had super, super high cheekbones.
But for some reason, in the 2000s, we didn't know that filler stays in your body.
So there's so many girls online who are like, oh, get filler under your eyes.
Get filler in your cheeks.
It dissolves.
No, it doesn't.
No.
It does not fucking dissolve.
You will still be dealing with it.
Take it from somebody who's been getting filler for 20 years.
Did you see that scan online to that girl's face?
And the whole thing is filler.
Yes.
Yes.
And I have had this dissolved so many times.
I mean, I haven't gotten filler in years.
I've had it dissolved so much, but I still have residual filler left in my face.
So during the facelift, they are going in and scraping out the old filler.
And that's what I'm so excited about because sometimes it makes my cheeks really itchy.
I can like still feel it in there.
Like it's fucked up.
The fact that you use the word scoop.
Yeah.
They're going to go in there and just,
and I don't care.
My jaw line at 46 is not what my jaw line used to be at 26.
It's starting to get the slimer effect.
And it's starting to fucking blend in with my neck.
So if a bitch wants a fucking snatched ass jaw,
best believe I'm going to get a fucking snatched ass jaw.
Like I do not see a problem with somebody who maintains their self.
Also, I don't want to keep getting Botox.
Yeah.
I don't like getting Botox.
Botox makes my eyes wonky too.
And it's like once I get this facelift, I can literally just start aging naturally and not have to worry about fillers, not have to worry about Botox.
Like, that's it.
I'm just going to tack it back and all as well.
Didn't you say that it makes your vision blurry?
Makes my vision blurry.
I mean, I've had different side effects with Botox.
But also long-term use of Botox, they've been improving like causes dimension.
like I've been getting fucking Botox since I was in my 20s like my poor brain it's probably probably like fucking preserved in there you know tight there's no wrinkles on it yeah like a like shaved ball yeah literally but like you know everybody's so upset and they're like don't get this done my doctor that I picked do you guys not think that for the past three years I have been searching for a fucking doctor like I have been searching high and low the best doctors that you could imagine somebody was like oh of course you have to keep up
with the Joneses and go to L.A. to get a facelift when you could probably find one at Vanderbilt.
First of all, there's not one plastic surgeon in Nashville I would ever let touch my face.
I'm sorry, not sorry. Dr. Tirola in Murphysboro does amazing bodywork. If you need bodywork done,
go to him. He's the one that took my implants out and did my lift and all that. But anybody else,
there's nobody out here I would let touch me. The doctor I picked, and I think, I don't know how to
pronounce his name. I think it's Dr. Gold. It's G-O-U-U-I.
LD, his results are so natural.
Yes.
He literally preserves your face exactly how it is, but just makes it look better.
So literally he's going to just make this look a few years younger and then I can
fucking age gracefully.
And I'm going to do just that.
And I'm going to continue to preach self-love because I love myself enough to know that
if I let this fucking shit keep going down south, I'm going to be missing.
And I'm not going to fucking love myself and I'm going to want to tack it back.
I am all for self-love, love your come as you are, love yourself.
But I'm also pro do whatever makes you happy.
You want to lose weight on fucking GLP ones.
Do that.
You want to fucking get plastic surgery.
Do that.
You want to fucking dye your hair purple.
Do that.
Like I don't care.
Do whatever makes you feel fucking pretty.
That's what self-love is.
That's what self-exactly.
That's exactly what self-love is.
So people are like, oh, you're not walking what you preach.
I am 100% walking what I preach.
And I'm going to be honest the entire way.
And my doctor said I could vlog it.
He said, you guys could be in the fucking hot, in the room while I'm getting it done.
She said, I can go in the room, right?
I said, we're going to need backup.
I'm going to fucking pass out.
I said, you said there's scoop inside your face.
Yeah.
No, I can't, it comes up.
Have you guys seen the ones on the reels?
And like, the guys got his.
hands like in the person.
I can't wait.
We're going to be like, hang on.
Can you do that one more time?
You're up.
Didn't catch that.
Dude, keeping filler in your face for so long creates it's so heavy right here too, you know.
So it's like I'm really excited to get this fucking shit out of my face because having filler
in your face clogs your lymphatic system, which is why some days I wake up and my face is
so swollen.
My eyes are so swollen.
because I literally have this shit that's been sitting in me for 20 years.
Yeah.
Do you do like lymphatic drainage facials?
I do it on myself,
but I haven't found anybody out here that I really like to do that.
I'm getting one tomorrow.
Mickey.
And she travels to you.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm literally going tomorrow to get one.
She doesn't want your face?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Great.
I got one right before Europe and it was fucking snatched.
Yay.
And she'll do like your neck too.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
I would love that.
But when I go get massages weekly,
they do a little bit on my face and I love it. Yeah. Yeah, because it's uncomfortable. Like when
you've had filler in your face for this long, it gets itchy. It just does it. You said they're going to
do pre stuff to your face, right? And then they go in and do the surgery. So when we go out there for
the Grammys, we're going to go meet the doctor and he's going to go in with an ultrasound. We're going
to video this for you guys. He's going to go in with an ultrasound to check out how much filler I have
still stuck in my cheeks. And then he's going to go in and try to dissolve as much as,
he can with a cannula.
Oh.
Which I've done all this, though.
So I don't know how much he's going to be able to get out because I have literally
been dissolving this for two, three years.
Are we doing this before or after Grammys?
After Grammys.
Okay.
Yeah.
That scared me.
I was like, you said during Grammys, I was like, yeah, yeah.
We're going to probably go the day after the Grammys will stay in town for one more
day.
And we're going to do that.
And then Book Tour, whenever we're in L.A. for Book Tour, we'll go run, see him,
let him do this.
If it doesn't create too much of an issue.
Yeah, let's see it because Vegas is right after.
Yeah, Vegas is right after.
But I mean, I'm going to look weird for the next few months
because I'm trying to fucking just get this shit out of me.
But no, I hit the team.
I said, no press in March.
They said, got it.
Yeah.
No, I'm just ready.
So March 15th is my day, baby.
Oh, did we switch it to the 15?
I did.
Well, yeah, I don't know if I can say this, but I told you about the day.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Okay.
I don't know.
Oh, just cut that.
Yeah, they're going to go.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I didn't hear this.
Yeah.
I didn't know either until I booked my facelift appointment.
And he was like, no.
And I was like, but he said we could just go straight from there down.
So I'll be a wedding.
And I think what we're going to do is we'll just run a big house.
And I'm just going to heal out there for like seven days.
You're already going to be out there anyways.
No.
Not then.
I'll be back home because the wedding's on the seventh.
Yeah.
So I'll be there until I think like the 10th or something.
So I'll come back and then go back out.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's going to be good.
We're going to vlog the whole thing.
You guys will see before and afters.
And I'm really excited because Dr. Gold is, he's really amazing at what he does.
He's an artiste.
I might just stay out there.
I might shift the whole trip and then just meet you in L.A.
Yeah.
Let me just do that.
Okay.
Yeah.
We'll book that.
Yeah.
So let people do what they want to do.
Yes.
You know, I know that you guys are, I know that you guys only mean good.
Of course.
There's a few haters.
But I know that you guys, most.
mostly mean well and that you're you're scared because there is a lot of shitty work out there
but trust your girl she would like a lion yeah she would not jump off a cliff unless she really
were they in your comment section referring to it's like a guy who just got one done oh bradley
cooper yeah the bradley cooper doesn't look like him at all can we talk about bradley cooper really
quick because i was looking at the before and afters and i promise you i think what he did was one
he's getting older. Two, he shaved his beard. That changes a man.
Yeah. That change. Look how different my husband looked without a fucking beard. Some men are
not attractive without beards. You know, it's beard fucking makeup for men. Beard fish.
Beard fishing. Beard fishing. Literally is what they're doing to us. Um, but also it looks like
he got a little bit of filler. And he might have got an upper bleth, which is what kind of changed
his eye. Yeah. I feel like it was this part that changed so much. And then shaving.
that made this look different, but we didn't know what it looked like underneath.
But it was this that really did it for me.
Most definitely.
And also, men's faces when they get plastic surgery are a lot different than women's faces.
You don't think the Kardashians don't all have their fucking faces tacked back.
Come on, dude.
Kim Kardashian is the same age as me.
Kim Kardashian is the same age as me.
And that bitch's jaw is snatched to the gods.
She's either got some fucking serious threads in there holding it together or she's had a little
mini facelift.
There's women who are in their 30s that are getting these little mini facelifts done so that they can age more naturally and not have to get fillers, not have to get Botox.
And I feel like if you get it ahead of time versus waiting until that extreme, then it's less noticeable.
Because like, yeah, of course, if you were like really aged and then you when it got snatched back, then it's like, whoa, this person looks completely different.
But if you're doing it pre the big need, then it's not as.
Not the big need.
Mead.
It is wild.
You know, sometimes people get it to where it's like, please.
Let me know when I get to the big need.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me know too.
He's done.
My doctor has snatched back women that are in their 60s and made them look like
they're fucking 30, dude.
Like he's done, he does amazing.
And it's all soft, all natural.
I love you guys.
I promise you, everything's going to be okay.
I have looked in the mirror before I did this.
And I was like, well, that looks different.
And then I let go.
And I'm like, fuck.
now that I lost weight.
You are in your,
how old are you?
30.
How old am I?
32.
33.
See, 33.
I would at least wait till 40 and see how you feel.
I don't even know if I would do anything to my face.
I think I'd just roll with it.
Yeah, there you go.
I love that.
More power to you.
Exactly.
Everybody can do whatever the fuck they are going to do.
Exactly.
Like as much hate as I got because like I used to post so much as like plus size.
And then now everyone is like, oh, she's not like big plus.
eyes anymore. And I actually get a lot of hate comments losing weight. And I'm like, wait,
I'm either going to get hate comments for being fat. Damned if you do. Damn if you do. And then I'm
going to get hate comments. Would you ever do skin surgery if it came down to it? Um,
because that's something that Jay is having to look into now. Yeah, no, I would, I would do anything in
the world to have my arms done. Um, they say that's the worst one is the arms. It is the biggest scar.
No, they say as far as pain is the arms is. Yes. Yes.
Yeah, I don't know what I would do with my arms, but I've got that, like, lipodema
where I've always had big arms, even at my skinniest.
That's where I carry a lot of fluid.
You can, they say you can tell that, like, if it looks beaded on your arms, then that's
not just a regular someone's arm, you know, like, that's the lipodema in it.
And my mom has it.
It's a generational thing.
My mom has it.
I have it.
We both have lipidema in our arms.
So, like, I don't know how much my arms are going to change with the weight loss.
I just know that they look dramatically different right now.
and I'm not super happy.
That's why you'll never see me sleeveless.
Right.
But I don't know.
That would be life changing for me.
I don't care so much about my stomach
because I really don't show my stomach as often.
But yeah, my arms for sure.
I would give anything to be able to wear something that didn't have sleeves.
You said you'll do the full suit.
I don't think my legs need it because my legs are like very much muscle.
You got some fucking buff ass.
You got muscular.
You got a shake and bake legs.
I do.
I got that from my dad.
But I do my stomach and my arms probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm all for it, man.
whatever anybody needs to make themselves feel better and to take care of their mental health
and how they feel.
I would love a boob lift too.
They're great.
I have like really good.
I would get like number,
probably number one because even like lifting it makes my torso look so much longer.
Well, you got huge tits, bro.
Yeah, you got big ass tities.
Dr. Chorola will give you a lift and he's affordable.
I will for sure.
Probably in the next couple years to do that.
I told Jason the only two things I'd probably touch on my body were,
my breast in my arms for sure just because I've had kids so they're wonky and they're not
they're just weird after you breastfeed it's a whole thing oh I believe it I'm sick of the spray tan
pan line yeah you know come on she said it rubs off about in your little butt crack do you get a little
tan line in your butt crack you spread your cheeks when you spray tan I do yeah I've been over
like the second pass where I do just my legs yeah straight up the keister I like it I'm all for it that's
crazy I spread my cheeks
Really?
Oh,
you got to bend over.
I don't want the 80s tan line.
Remember whenever the ladies would,
like,
be walking around naked
and their flaps would be white?
Does it not just get sticky in there?
No.
Warm and fuzzy.
I don't know.
I feel like it would be like you're walking
and it's like SpongeBob's boots.
No,
like peanut butter butt?
No.
It's friction not caused it to beat up or something.
No,
it doesn't happen like that.
Am I?
Have you ever spray tan?
Never.
We should take Hymaida
get a spray tan
when I give him the
Wait, literally in her garage.
Oh yeah.
The darkest one.
Is it ticklish?
I'm ticklish.
No, it's not ticklish.
Okay.
Nope, it feels good.
I'll love it.
It's like I missed.
She walks me into this, right?
Never had a spray tan in my life.
She walks me into this and she's telling me
you got to do this, you got to do this,
you got hold it like this and you put your hands like this.
Right?
And so like it's about to start.
And then I was like, fuck, I forgot my cap.
So I jump out.
Oh.
And it's like ready to start.
So I'm like jumping in mid spray.
And I'm trying to remember.
I'm literally dumb.
They probably would have restarted it for you too.
You would have been like, hey.
I'm fucking.
Got it.
Yeah.
No.
She was overstimulated already.
I'm so naked right now.
Really get the cap on.
And she's like, you got to put your fingers like this.
And you got to do this.
And then you got to go this way.
And then I'm like, fuck.
Then you're supposed to flip around.
I almost forgot to flip around.
I could have gotten two passes on one side.
I got out of that thing.
look like someone sharded through a screen on me.
I think I remember you, like, show me a picture about that.
I was like, how did that happen?
Traumatic ice cream, bro.
It literally looked like freckles on my whole body.
She would not, she won't let me do it again so that she can see the joy of this right now.
I have PTSD.
Okay, well, let's do it again at my house.
Let's do it at my house where you won't be rushed.
Also, you got the darkest one.
You need just to get like a light.
I'm literally colorful enough.
I don't need any.
more color to me.
There's some color.
Something.
Where in between?
The face.
You need a little color in your face.
It'll go over those.
All right, guys.
Love you.
We'll see you next week.
Bye-bye.
