Dumb Blonde - Charlie Classic and Lydia Black Part 2: Enemas, Slurpees, and The Weirdest Day on Set

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

The fun continues this week with Charlie Classic taking over for Bunnie, talking with adult actress and model Lydia Black about everything from enemas to dog costumes. Lydia shares the weirdest day on set she's ever had, why her love for butt stuff is a curse, and how she'll make you pass out with those metal balls.   "I would lick peanut butter out of a girl's butt." - Charlie "I just don't like things in my butt. I've tried it and I don't like it." - Charlie Bunnie: www.dumbblondeunrated.com Charlie Classic: Youtube | Twitter  Lydia Black: Website Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com adamandeve.com Discount code: BUNNIE Offer: 50% Off 1 Item and Free Shipping in the US & Canada *certain exclusions applySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello. Yes, I can put many things up the butt. It's one of my many talents. So as far as fetish and stuff, you're one of the... When people want to do the weird, crazy porn, they go to you. Yeah, I would say that. Yeah. I've been asked all the weirdest things.

So when you come into a set like that, are you prepared for that weirdness so can we see some of the weird things I love my my toy every time she comes over she's like what in the fuck okay is this thing on all right gentlemen coming to main stage next this is bunny get up there she's got a tornado of titties coming your way get those dollar bills ready she's got an ass that shakes like michael j fox so get up there and throw throw throw them dollars dude that is fucking iconic. What in the fuck? Okay. Are these boxing gloves? Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

What do you say? Yeah. You're going to get it. Are these boxing gloves? No, they're like, they're little mittens. Wait, what are these? Those are the tails. This is a tail?

Yeah. That you would put in your butt. But we'll get there first. Okay. We got to talk about the mittens. Because, you know, they're not for boxing. They're like these little mittens and you can like lock yourself into them. And they're so that like you have like little hands that are like little dog paws.

And they're like even cushioned. Yeah, but it just looks like a leather bag on your hand kind of but it looks like i don't know it looks very supposed to be like dehumanizing oh okay okay okay i get that with the the dog thing so once you put both these on you these are pretty much the last thing you put on because once you put these bitches on you ain't touching anything else it's not like you can pick anything up no then you're yeah your thumbs are gone if you can send a text wearing these i'll give you a hundred dollars i could okay give me my phone there ain't no way i'll do it with my fucking tongue

that's cheating that's cheating you did not say that okay so you put these on and then uh... So this is your new dog mask. Yeah, this one's the mask. You really like the piggy nose, like the hood. I love your... I think I love your pig outfit because the noises you make. Your little pig noises are cute as shit. I mean, of course, I'm going to make doggy noises.

What are your doggy noises? Let me hear them. Oh, the pig noises are the best. And she's just dressed like a pig running around what's your what's your dog noise oh for sure someone's touching themselves to her find it on her only fans i've got so many videos like that. This one's kind of creepy, though. Like, I would wear this just to, like, scare people. It's really cute, actually. Like, I mean, I bet with, like,

your titties out and you fully naked, like, this would be hot as shit. You know what I mean? And I've never, like, in my life been like, I want to fuck a dog, you know? But this would be pretty hot. This would be pretty hot. Although, I would quote All Dogs Go to Heaven the whole time. Oh, yeah. I mean, I tried to watch this would be pretty hot this would be pretty hot although i would quote um all dogs go to

heaven the whole time oh yeah i mean i tried to watch that recently it's sad it's a sad movie it's a sad movie okay so which is your favorite tail because i feel like this one's a lot heavier okay well this one's okay this one's different okay so this one's just like the normal tail so it's got like the butt plug like into it that you just put a normal butt plug in. Right. Except it's pretty big. And then, yeah, it has a tail attached to it, so you can actually wag your butt, and the tail will wag, and it's really cute. Because whenever I get happy, I just want to shake my butt.

And your tail wags. And your tail wags. But that one's really cool because it actually goes with the other plug that we have over there the red one This one goes with what is this? This one is like it's called a pig hole and it's like a plug That's a tunnel plug And oh so I can see inside your butthole. Yeah, you can see inside my butthole You could pee in my butthole like that It's really cool like because it's made out of silicone where you can like feel everything so like you could even like put your dick in there and like me and it like it'll stretch okay first off

my dog would be so excited it does look like a calm toy here's the other thing if this is in your butthole you're really underestimating the size of my dick like you're pretty much there's the end you know what i mean like you got the head at the bottom get a little, little pokes, but that's all you're about to get. But this goes with this? Yeah. And you can just like, yeah, you can just shove that in there. I feel like it's an erector set. Like I'm building something.

I have the power. They look like corns. Okay. So you put this in your butt and then this thing slides in. Cause I was going to say that doesn't look like it would feel very good. No. It has little paw prints on it. Was this actually for dogs?

Is this a toy? No. Did you get this from Petco? No, it's definitely designed by a sex toy company. Okay. Definitely. All right. So, okay.

But with this, what, how do you, I feel like. I put some like peanut butter in there though, you know, for a dog. I mean, I would lick peanut butter out of though you know for a dog i mean i would lick peanut butter out of a girl's butt i'm not lying yeah i mean that's what that's what lesbians do definitely duh that's what we do we scissor so hard like every day we're scissoring but here's my question if this is in your butt and your anus is gaping, right, and your butt's gaping, there's so many fucking hairs on my lip gloss. Okay.

So how do girls even suck dick with hair? I feel like you just eat hair. Like, how do y'all not have hairballs? Yeah. Why do you think we're constantly like, eh? So if your butthole's wide open and I pee in said butthole, since this is basically now just like a thermos, okay, of pee. Because it's not going to go in you and like seep into your bloodstream.

It's just going to sit there. Your intestines are long. Well, I know. But once you sit up, I feel like it's just going to be like a fountain. It's just going to and all pour back out. Because it's just wide open. Yeah. If you took it out and then like your butthole closed then it would stay in exactly but

if you keep this on and you just stand up i feel like you're just gonna be a waterfall yeah like but then you get to like lick it off the floor and be like a dirty messy bitch okay okay well see i really wish we could explain the things that we've filmed in the past because we've done did i do the slurpy thing with you what slurpee thing okay that was with you then i had someone like pee in a like a slurpee from 7-eleven or slushy or whatever the fuck you call them and then we had like this butt plug that was like a plug and that had like a like a funnel attached to it and And we like dumped the Slurpee that was like filled with piss in to my butt. It was so cold. Yeah.

I was about to say, how in the fuck? It was so cold. It was so cold. Did you poop it out? Yeah. Did it feel weird? I've never pooped a slushie.

I just want to know. Now I'm intrigued as shit. I've never pooped a slushie. Yeah. It felt the same. It was like going in it's out you get an arousal from it coming anything coming out that you've put in yeah definitely i feel like yeah it's like a release arousal though right like kind of like i guess

like coming almost because you're just like releasing your body of something i don't know yeah it feels like uh yeah this is gonna sound really weird, but this sounds like, yeah, being like, like just, you're like just about to cum, and then you like, would take, like the feeling of taking a really nice shit. Nice, that's why, you know my whole life, I've tried to get a Blumpkin,

and I have never gotten one, because I just, in my head, I know it's gross to get your head, your dick sucked while you're taking a shit. But in my head, I feel like pooping feels so good, it's such a release. And cumming feels so good, it's such a release.

If you do both those at the same time and maybe you can even burp and just release a little more, I feel like you're just gonna cum so hard you're gonna blow this girl's head off.

Like you might just end her. Like that's a lot of release. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I feel like a Blumpkin would be, have you ever given a Blumpkin?

No, no. I mean, I'm not really into shit. Like if I was giving a blow job and then I started smelling someone taking shit, I would be disgusted. But like. You have 100% farted during sex. And I know that I've accidentally farted during a blow job.

But I clean my ass out. I clean mine out kinda. I poop a lot. How do you clean your butthole after one of these events? Before one of these events, I clean my butthole. First off from her, I learned when you douche, you dump out the liquid and you use water.

Yeah. If you go to the store and you buy an enema from the store you don't want an enema with that saline solution because it's going to make you shit for a long, long time and like get rid of everything that's in your intestines and like if you're just doing like a normal anal day like you don't need to get rid of everything. You can just like clear out like the little level of you that's like gonna be messed with that day

your intestines are long like they go places and they're full of things yeah i think that if you take the human intestine and cut it out and stretch it, it's like a couple miles, right, of human intestine. That's pretty cool. I mean, not really because sometimes I'll eat a burger and I don't poop it for three days. So it's got to travel a while. It has some stamps on its passport. You know what I'm saying? It's been some places.

But yeah, so I clean out with just water. I have an enema that's like a syringe. And I have it with me me but it's in my bag over there um it's just like a big ass syringe well because you remember the one one the one video we did uh the alien one that i sent you did you watch it yet the one we did at the studio yeah the space thing yeah that one but you remember you watched that one right did i say yeah it every person i have showed this video to with you putting that she put a dildo it's like 22 inches 22 inches it is like this and she got it

from tip to bottom all the way in it was impressive and every person who's seen this video by the end of the video they're like oh how how it's on my only fans yes i made it thank you very much we were in space in a spaceship she was an alien yeah honestly the hardest part about that video was filming on that like fuzzy ass thing that we were the chair yeah yeah yeah yeah that was that was well that and the fact i couldn't stop laughing every time this thing shot out of your butt like a fucking missile because it was like every time it's the fact I couldn't stop laughing every time this thing shot out of your butt like a fucking missile. Because it was like every time. It's hard to hold it once it gets lubed up.

Every time it was about, it was like so fast. It was like shooting out. It was nuts. It was like her body was like, this isn't supposed to be in here. So what is this thing? Yeah, so this is my enema. And I just like fill it up with water. And then you kind of like just like insert that into your butthole

and then you like squat on it and you sit down on it and it like pushes the water into your butthole for you if you like squat on it and it's way easier than like those enemas where you have to like squish them with your hands and like try to like get all the water out of them like that look there's no there i don't care if they tell me that i'll die tomorrow the doctor could be like what you're gonna do is take this, stick this little part right on your butthole, and then you're going to squat down and just squat. No, fuck no, I'm dying.

There's no way I'm doing that. Could you put this in your butthole and just? It feels really good, honestly. I don't know. I mean, I feel like I've had it like, you know, when the doctor gives you a pill you have to put up your butt, like an enema or something. I've had that. But I know, when the doctor gives you a pill, you have to put up your butt like an enema or something. I've had that.

But I just can't imagine squatting down on this. I couldn't even do the bidet. Yeah, you couldn't even handle a bidet. This is way out of your league. I started squirting in a bottle. There was water everywhere. Like, if I saw you walk in with this, I would think you were either A, with all this gear, going to rob a bank. Or you're doing some weird fetish shit. I could knock somebody out with those giant balls

that we have. Just like throw them and kill somebody. I said put the money in the bag! What is that? These are metal balls. Like, you know, These are metal balls. Like, you know, those Penway balls. Like the spinny things? Yeah, but like giant ones. Well, how is this supposed to align your chakra?

It's supposed to align your root chakra. What do you do with these? You put them in your butthole. What? That's in your butthole? Like today? I mean yesterday. They're clean. It's fine. I know your butthole smell from a mile away these are clean so you put these in your yeah these are heavy yeah that's the coolest

guys if you can't see these they're about the size almost of a billard ball okay they're almost the size of a billboard and listen they're fucking solid and they got away like i don't know maybe like 40 50 ounces each yeah something like that yeah metric system motherfuckers what's up um but uh jesus christ lip gloss fuck me she's losing it i mean not literally don't fuck me like this i mean if you want to it's like i didn't get all done up for i didn't get all i didn't do this for nothing motherfuckers but okay so you you are are these like the kegel balls that girls put in their vaginas no so what do you do with these you put them in your butt yeah but for what reason are you like

playing marbles are you shooting them out? Like, what do you do? Yeah. So it's for pleasure. Yeah. So this is pleasure. But do you put both in there? Yeah.

Like one after the other? Yeah. If you jump up and down, does it make the sound? Yes. Shut up. Put them in. Put them in. Put them in.

Put them in. Put them in. What was the movie? He walks at the end and his balls are made out of steel. Oh, I don't know. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I just can't remember what movie. What movie is movie? He walks at the end and his balls are made out of steel. Oh, I don't know. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I just can't remember what movie. What movie is that?

Shit. Tink, tink, tink, tink. That's hilarious. Okay, but at what point did you realize these were for your butthole? When I bought them from the website with only butthole toys. Yeah, but what in your brain? Out of all the things you've put inside you in your vagina your butt everything your mouth at what point did you see these two things on the website and you went oh yeah those two heavy ass balls are gonna do the job

i had a custom video someone asked me to like make gelatin eggs and put gelatin eggs in my butthole. And you poop them out like an alien, right? Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that. So I'd done that and I really thought it was fun and I liked the feeling a lot. So then I was on the website and I saw these and like I read that they're supposed to go in your butthole and that they weigh a lot.

And I was like, that probably feels like the eggs, but cooler. So. Okay. Well, just so you know, we're starting a new business, and we're going to start a website. I'm just going to sell the most random shit and be like, this is for buttholes. These are for buttholes.

50 bucks. I don't know why I sell everything at $50. Yeah, 50 bucks. There's just a huge fetish that people have for putting things that aren't supposed to go in your butt in your butt. I could make a video of me putting an apple in my butt and like people would be like that is the hottest thing it's

blowing my mind how hot that is oh i was telling them about the gape offs you've been to the gape off right the ass gaping competition that happens in philadelphia i don't know yeah there's there's like thousands of people there and there's judges i had to judge a freestyle competition i don't know. Yeah, there's like thousands of people there, and there's judges. I had to judge a freestyle competition. I don't think I could ever beat these gay men giving their assholes, though. Oh, was it? No, there's only females, which is weird. I feel like they kind of like... It's kind of sexist.

Yeah, it was kind of sexist, because I feel like a dude could have fucking done some shit, like a traffic cone, you know? For sure. I've seen guys take crazy things. It's like... Who do you... Okay, but girls' bodies are meant to stretch. Girls' anuses are meant to stretch. So are dudes. You know? For sure. I've seen guys take crazy things. It's like, they don't have ovaries, so they have more room. Girls' bodies are meant to stretch.

Girls' anuses are meant to stretch. So are dudes. No. Y'alls are meant to stretch for childbirth. Men's are not naturally designed to stretch like you are. Your vagina, your butthole. Wait, Charlie, why do you think the baby comes out of? A vagina.

A vagina and butthole. But why do you think the butthole is stretching? Because that's why it rips. Your taint rips. And your butthole and vagina that's why it rips your taint rips and your butthole and vagina become one hole nine times out of ten you've never had a kid so you don't know this i'm never gonna take it away take it away i don't want it but i'm telling you your your taint or gooch or you know chode wherever you're from okay but you have dudes have more room like to put stuff in their butts because they don't have like-

Granted, granted. Female things. But I'm saying that women's natural state, their body, it's meant to stretch during childbirth. Even the anus

because everything tears and rips. Y'all are naturally designed to bear children. Guys are not. We are, at no point has our body been like, at some point, this butthole is just gonna go

nope our bodies never contemplated that huh have you tried poppers yes i didn't know they were for gay sex until one day i was buying one because i just thought it was great i was like these are these are great and then one day the guy's like you know you could buy a bunch of these uh and you guys can just use them i was like you guys i guys, I was like, oh no, this is for me. He goes, well, you and your partner. I was like, partner. I was like, what do you mean? My girlfriend?

He goes, oh, you're not gay. And I was like, no. I looked at my outfit and I was like, am I wearing a gay outfit? I thought I had like a damn fucking YMCA shirt on. I didn't know what the fuck I was wearing. So I looked down and I'm like, no man, I'm not gay. What made you think that? And he goes, well, usually just gay couples bodies.

I was like, for what? And they're like, it makes anal sex better. I'm like, what? I've never once hit one of these. I've been like, somebody put me in the butt right now. I think you should try it one more time and just focus on your butthole. I don't like things touching my butt. Like my finger broke through toilet paper once.

I needed therapy. Like I just, I'm not, uh, I get it guys. They say that our little button is in our butthole. I get it. I just don't like things in my butt.

I've tried it. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's just, it's just the thing. You love it. I love it. Two different spectrums.

I love watching you do it. I just don't want to do it. Well, it's fine. I mean, I've come to the point in my life where like my love for butt stuff is a curse and I can't really get off without putting stuff in my butt. See, you've pigeonholed yourself. You've pigeonholed yourself. All right. So I know you've been to a bunch of sets and you filmed a bunch of different films and you've done so many genres. Out of all those, on set, what has been the weirdest, craziest day on set?

On set? Okay, the weirdest, craziest day on set was I showed up to this shoot, and it was a pretty big production for a trans site called Trans Angels. And I was working with Jessie Dubai, who's a very popular trans porn star, and this other girl, Gracie Jane,

who I've always had a very big crush on, so I think she picked me as her team partner for that day because we really wanted to work together. And I show up, and they're like, okay, the script for the day is kind of weird. I'm like, okay, whatever, I'm into weird shit. Like, let's do this. And so he's trying to describe to me the the scene and in the beginning of the scene um me and Jesse Dubai are like supposed to be

fucking so we're like starting off like like mid-fuck and or like close to end fuck even and she's supposed to be like oh my god I'm gonna come and I'm supposed to be like, oh my god, I'm gonna come, and I'm supposed to be like, oh, I want you to come on my face, and, and this is, like, very beginning of the porn, so first of all, like, someone coming at the very beginning of the porn is, like, okay, okay, like, that also, like, we're gonna have to fake the, the cum shot for this, because, like, how could you just, like, expect someone to come out of, like, nowhere, like, it's like, and they're gonna have to come later in the scene, too you're like you can't like it's hard to ask trans girls to come more than once especially because like the hormones it makes it harder for them to come so like so we have to fake this come shot so the whole

thing is like I'm supposed to ask the trans girl to come on my face but I'm supposed to dodge it I'm supposed to fucking dodge her cum shot and like let the cum fall on the floor and That's how we start off this scene and it's already crazy. Okay, right? So yes, we have to like- You're dodging cum shots like the matrix just like Yeah, and shooting this is like stupid because it's like fake So like the cum is like coming from off-camera and I'm like dodging it and like the first time I didn't dodge it Oh all the way and like some cum got on me and we had to like switch makeup and outfits and everything and so this is like mass like and

like this is the first five minutes of the porno that everybody skips over anyway right like right it's the part where it's like what are you doing in here you're not a maid yeah and then so that's and i'm supposed to dodge her cum and i'm supposed to be like haha you came on the floor you're so dumb like why would you come on the floor you should go clean it up so I like make her clean up her cum and then it skips to a different part of the scene where she is on the couch playing video games and me and the other trans girl are supposed to sneak up behind her and out of nowhere cum on her like I'm supposed to just out of nowhere just like squ her. Like, I'm supposed to just, out of nowhere, just, like, squirt on her. And the other girl is just supposed to, like, come up behind her and, like, jerk off and

come on her. It takes a lot to get the squirt going, though. It do. Yes, it do. It takes a lot. It takes a lot. So we have to fake all of this as well. How do you fake squirt?

We just had, like... Is it just somebody underneath the couch, just like... Just like with a bottle of water? Basically, somebody is, like like under me with one of these and is just like, shh. I want that job. What the fuck did I go wrong in college? So yeah, and then, so we're supposed to surprise come on her

and she's supposed to get mad and like chase us around the house like a fucking cartoon or something. Like, I don't know who wrote this porno. I don't want to, they should lose their job um so we both have cum on her she's covered in our cum and squirt fake cum and squirt though okay and she's chasing us like around the couch like it's like a cartoon and we literally do that thing where like she's chasing us one way and we're going the other way and we stop and turn in directions and then we like smack into each other and then she's supposed to out of nowhere take her dick out and get revenge on us and come on us and so then at that point we're all covered

in cum and we're all still horny and then we're supposed to have a threesome and that's where like the normal sex but but all the cum has already been expelled. Yeah. I feel like this porno was written in reverse. It took like four hours for us to film all of that stuff. Shut the fuck up. And then it took us another hour to just film the sex. And then we were done for the day.

Okay. That's fucking weird. Craziest day on set. Okay. Okay. I was expecting something completely different. I thought you were going to be like, they didn't have enough enemas. I had the enema with a Coke bottle and some Sprite.

I have another funny story about that, actually. What about eneming with Sprite? About just not having an enema on set. I was told that this set was going to be a farm. And so I show up with cowboy boots, a cowboy hat. I think I'm going to do a farm. And so like I show up with like cowboy boots, like a cowboy hat. Like I think I'm going to do like a farm themed porn and there's going to be like maybe some cows and some pigs.

And I'm going to be really excited to see the cows and the pigs. And I show up on set and it's a junkyard. It's not a farm. It's a junkyard. Oh, like old cars stacked up junkyard. Yeah, like broken down cars everywhere and like old RVs. At what point did

you go i might be murdered today as soon as i showed pulled up on set and i was the first one fucking there and i was like am i in the wrong place and then they're like no we're gonna fuck here and i'm like well i don't want to have vaginal sex here because there's gonna get dirt in my vagina and that's gonna be bad so like let's do anal and he's like and he's like okay let's do anal and i'm like okay well i'm not prepared for anal today so i have to go clean out where can i clean out and he's like there's like a house over there that's like falling apart but there's a toilet that works in there so i clean out my ass with a water bottle shut up i was making that shit up i was right yep see i got this on sets you don't you don't have the right shit macgyver over here and let me tell you that scene is amazing everybody

should go see that scene because we like it looks good i look amazing i don't know how the fuck i pulled it all off it was awesome but like the first like hour of that day i was like holy this is gonna be a show so one of my only fans is like junkyard scene no this one is for like an actual company i don't i don't have this one it's for wicked oh i love wicked wicked does good yeah oh yeah yeah they do like a lot of really cool port parodies like the marvel stuff look when you have eyelashes this big do you ever feel like if you blink too fast like you're you're just gonna take off yeah yeah that's weird don't you'll like blow away the mic that's not good like Look, when you have eyelashes this big, do you ever feel like if you blink too fast, like you might fly? Yeah.

That's weird. Don't, you'll like blow away the mic. That's not good. Wait, can y'all hear that on the mic if I blink too fast? Does it sound like a fucking hurricane? They're so big. They're so big. Buddy, how do you wear these?

Is that why you always look high? You're just like, what's up? You're just like, I can't look in my eye. They're just too heavy. They're just too heavy. Yeah. I'm like, Buddy always smokes. You're just like chilling. Nah, it's these. They're heavy as fuck. Just're just too heavy. Yeah. I'm like, buddy always smokes. You're just like chilling. Nah, these, they're heavy as fuck.

Just weighing your eyelids down. Definitely. Sorry. I'm sorry. You're fine. Okay. So we know you've had crazy stories on set, but like, what's the weirdest shit that has happened like with a partner or with, you know just someone you're hooking

up with have you ever had one of those nights that's just like burned into your memory uh yes one time i was doing like a live performance um in la with some of my friends i had just like finished with my performance first like swapping places on stage with this other girl and my friend um Sid she was just like in the back and she was like I don't know I think everybody was like eating ice cream out of her butthole like in the back room and so she's like getting on stage way away they were just eating ice cream out of her asshole backstage. Yeah, it was just like a bonding moment between her and friends. I know, but in my head, I want to know how the ice cream got in the butt.

Like if it's just fisted in or just like put on top and you're like pat it down in. I wasn't there for that part, so I couldn't really tell you. But anyway, like she still had ice cream in her butt, and she was getting up on stage, and some of it kind of fell on stage. And as I was getting off stage, I slipped in the ice cream. In the butt milk.

In the butt milk. And I fell on these people who were like in the front row and they were actively fucking they were fucking and you fell on top of them covered in butt milk yeah and it wasn't just butt milk because I had just finished my performance and in my performance my friend had like tied me up and blindfolded me and he like made me squirt a bunch and so i'm like covered in my own squirt because i was like sitting like in a puddle of my own squirt and so like it's like squirt and ice cream and come and then i'm i fall on this couple and like the dude comes on me what What? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, time out. We have to back the fuck up. Okay, so you slip on stage in butt milk. Yeah. You fall onto a couple off stage who is fucking at that time. Yeah. And instead of stopping and the couple being like, oh, we're so sorry. The guy's just like, keep it going.

And then he accidentally comes on you. I don't think, I don't know exactly how like he i fell and he was like actively like pulling out of this girl and like jerking off and then i fell on the girl and she's like crying because i hurt her and like he's just and he doesn't stop on me. This is the best day of my life. What did you say when he came on you? I'm sorry. And she's crying. I'm just like, I'm so sorry.

And she's actively just, uh. I would have literally given every dollar in my bank account to have seen this. Every fucking dime. my god that that is that is how you know the universe works in mysterious fucking ways because there is no way you could recreate that moment just the perfect timing of him pulling out and about to come and you falling and crushing his date and then him accidentally coming on you while you're yelling i'm sorry covered in butt milk i you know i love this fucking country i love it it's a good it's a good place suck that finland you got girls covered in butt milk coming on people no probably they probably do they probably do i feel like finland's like the capital of butt milk now that I feel it.

I eventually had to stop doing the parties because. Oh, you know, you were falling off stage almost murdering people. Yeah. Because there was a little too much going on. I hope at this club now there's like a fucking post-it sign. No, no, no. It just has rules. Be like, listen, if you're going to shove ice cream in your ass, clean up the butt milk.

Don't leave it on fire. I can't. I'm fucking done. So just in case everybody can find you and wants to see more about these crazy stories and see what it's all connected to, where would everybody find you on social media? You can find me on Twitter, LydiaBlackXO, on Instagram, official.LydiaBlackXO and you can find all the really good stuff on my OnlyFans and that's LydiaBlackXO

see alright so guys make sure you check her out and yeah just show this beautiful lady some love she's fucking awesome alright and don't put it it's not her fault she slipped in butt milk okay guys thank you for watching another episode of Dumb Blonde,

and we'll see you next time. Let me do it again. Let me do it again. I got to nail this. I got to nail this. I got to nail it. Okay, here we go. Well, thank you guys for watching another episode of Dumb Blonde.

We'll see you next time. Okay, bye. Is that it? I feel like i nailed it thank you